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Stefinitely Maybe
12-09-2011, 07:22 AM
Finally a real news story, so we can stop worrying about all this 'financial meltdown' crap. (http://www.suttonguardian.co.uk/news/9409208.What_a_lovely_pear/?ref=fbrec)

suprefan
12-09-2011, 07:25 AM
This one is better (http://gawker.com/5866624/)

TomAz
12-09-2011, 08:13 AM
there is more merit to either of those stories than anything involving the Kardashians.

sbessiso
12-09-2011, 08:16 AM
thats a big fuckin pear

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-09-2011, 08:20 AM
"I used to grate them into my porridge, it was very nice."

miscorrections
12-09-2011, 08:25 AM
If it was so nice why did he stop?

PotVsKtl
12-09-2011, 08:35 AM
Have you ever tried to grate a buxom pear with debilitating arthritis? You heartless monster.

amyzzz
12-09-2011, 08:56 AM
Love those buxom, voluptuous pears.

betao
12-09-2011, 09:42 AM
According to Gill Collins from the National Fruit Show, the winner of last year's biggest pear award was mere 1.98 lb.

They call that a pear? Fucking amateurs.

JebusLives
12-09-2011, 12:06 PM
I like my pears woman-shaped, and vice-versa.

boarderwoozel3
12-09-2011, 12:08 PM
I think he and the pear are related.

Goatchella
12-09-2011, 12:12 PM
Four chan pear

bmack86
12-09-2011, 12:43 PM
He obviously stopped grating them into his porridge so that the foxes might eat. A selfless Italian.

bmack86
12-09-2011, 12:44 PM
This one is better (http://gawker.com/5866624/)

Nope.

Mugwog
12-10-2011, 01:00 PM
So earlier this year a woman dies from a "Beef fat injection to the face" and now....
Woman Charged For Fatal Penis Injection (http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/135354358.html) 22 year old man dies from silicon injection to penis.

Be happy with your cock size guys, or it could mean the death of you