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caco0283
11-22-2011, 08:50 PM
So Ivy is writing my profile for okcupid....i think she is just going to take over the account fully and then tell me when to go meet the ladies she meets on there....that is all for now

chairmenmeow47
11-22-2011, 08:55 PM
IS IT CACO YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?!

caco0283
11-22-2011, 09:00 PM
oh man this is going to be good...please try to pick up women i would be physically attracted to

weeklymix
11-22-2011, 09:00 PM
http://www.imbecile.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/hello-is-it-me-youre-looking-for-sign.jpg

caco0283
11-22-2011, 09:03 PM
sweet jesus can you make that smaller

weeklymix
11-22-2011, 09:04 PM
That is the second accidental giant photo I've come across.

Keeping it.

weeklymix
11-22-2011, 09:04 PM
sweet jesus can you make that smaller

Yeah sorry. Keeping the big one for a rainy day.

fiopadp7791
11-22-2011, 11:37 PM
Go into the dates without any input on what Ivy actually said to the ladies (and what they said to her)... And wear those grillz

fiopadp7791
11-22-2011, 11:39 PM
How much "truth" is she telling about you?

Courtney
11-22-2011, 11:39 PM
Oh man I want someone to do this for me too. Please someone just pimp me out and then tell me when and where to show up for dates. Whenever I go on those dating sites I get hyper critical and can't find a single person I actually want to even meet in person.

Pixiessp
11-23-2011, 12:14 AM
Oh man I want someone to do this for me too. Please someone just pimp me out and then tell me when and where to show up for dates. Whenever I go on those dating sites I get hyper critical and can't find a single person I actually want to even meet in person.

Same here, Courtney. :(

RageAgainstTheAoki
11-23-2011, 12:15 AM
That's too bad, Courtney. Even Grindr?

hangthedj112
11-23-2011, 06:17 AM
I thought OkCupid was the equivalent of a casual-sex hook-up sight for straight people??

caco0283
11-23-2011, 06:20 AM
i should start a cougarlife.com account and let hannah run that....oh man

chairmenmeow47
11-23-2011, 06:23 AM
this will be my afternoon project, stay tuned :)

herro kitty
11-23-2011, 06:24 AM
I had an OkCupid account before I got with my current boyfriend :) I met a really cute sweet boy who played WoW. Haha we went out for about a week before I lost interest and moved on. Yeah, there are a lot of creepers and completely deluded people, but there are some pretty cute and seemingly sane people on it too.

See Ronnie!! You could have found me if you signed up earlier~~~~~~~~~~

caco0283
11-23-2011, 06:31 AM
Go into the dates without any input on what Ivy actually said to the ladies (and what they said to her)... And wear those grillz

this woulldn't work cos how else are we all supposed to laugh about the shit she messages to people...Now if I do have a date set up cos of Ivy, I'll be sure to have tinychat open on my laptop and maybe text her if I'm bringing the chick over. That way you guys can see me try to woe our date


this will be my afternoon project, stay tuned :)

sweet


I had an OkCupid account before I got with my current boyfriend :) I met a really cute sweet boy who played WoW. Haha we went out for about a week before I lost interest and moved on. Yeah, there are a lot of creepers and completely deluded people, but there are some pretty cute and seemingly sane people on it too.

See Ronnie!! You could have found me if you signed up earlier~~~~~~~~~~

awwww shhhit

sbessiso
11-23-2011, 06:37 AM
I thought you were engaged?

ThatGirl
11-23-2011, 06:40 AM
Is OKCupid fairly new? I've only heard of this particular site recently. I'd like to start a thread for online dating disasters where people can post their stories. Haven't searched it but I'd be surprised if it hadnt' been done.

captncrzy
11-23-2011, 06:49 AM
try to woe* our date


*woo. Woeing your date will get you an entirely different result.

caeden
11-23-2011, 07:27 AM
i'm pretty sure that's what he meant

edit: the woeing part, i mean

Goatchella
11-23-2011, 07:31 AM
Oh man I want someone to do this for me too. Please someone just pimp me out and then tell me when and where to show up for dates. Whenever I go on those dating sites I get hyper critical and can't find a single person I actually want to even meet in person.

Are you serious...cause Im good at making money and there is room in my stable. Your kinda smart so it will take a bit more work breaking down your morals and selfesteem.
Dont worry about being critical...its just a job and the money and drugs will fill your void.

suprefan
11-23-2011, 07:32 AM
I thought OkCupid was the equivalent of a casual-sex hook-up sight for straight people??

isn't match.com the same except its people who have careers and are too busy so they join for that sole reason?

amyzzz
11-23-2011, 09:20 AM
I thought you were engaged?
hahaha

Courtney
11-23-2011, 12:31 PM
Are you serious...cause Im good at making money and there is room in my stable. Your kinda smart so it will take a bit more work breaking down your morals and selfesteem.
Dont worry about being critical...its just a job and the money and drugs will fill your void.

Honestly, I don't think hooking is such a bad job. I mean, I'm obviously not the right type for it, but as an abstract concept, it's not bad. Kudos to women who can manage to sort out a good self-owned business where they are working as high-class escorts, calling all the shots, being safe and making good money doing it.

I have a few male friends who have admitted to regularly hiring call girls, and the whole thing sort of fascinates me as a sub-set of society that I can only know from the outside.

caco0283
11-23-2011, 12:38 PM
Honestly, I don't think hooking is such a bad job. I mean, I'm obviously not the right type for it, but as an abstract concept, it's not bad. Kudos to women who can manage to sort out a good self-owned business where they are working as high-class escorts, calling all the shots, being safe and making good money doing it.

I have a few male friends who have admitted to regularly hiring call girls, and the whole thing sort of fascinates me as a sub-set of society that I can only know from the outside.

i had a few friends that were call strippers/call girls. You would be amazed at how many of them are just normal girls just making a buck the best way they can

caco0283
11-23-2011, 12:40 PM
so ivy this chick might be a winner joborboleta1

http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/171x108/594x531/0/906885835223565722.jpeg

My self-summary
I'm brazilian.
In Miami for 10 years and would like to move from here someday.
I like outdoors sports.
I love exercising and practicing capoeira, my friends, my family and dog, traveling and working (yes, I love working).

I am looking for something easy. Drama-free! Someone that has the guts to talk instead of just disappearing if something bothers. Someone to laugh a lot together, to have brunches on sundays, to cuddle on a rainy weekend but someone that accepts my independent personality and doesn't feel threatened by it.
What I’m doing with my life
Living....
I’m really good at
Talking, being happy, traveling by myself and coming back with 10 new amazing friends, selling real estate, yelling at people when they irritate me or are just too dumb, being sarcastic and eating!
The first things people usually notice about me
I am usually smiling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ice cream, sushi, rice + beans + platanos - Can save any bad day!
The six things I could never do without
Friends, my dog, ice cream, airports/ airplanes, the beach, music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why are human beings the way they are, why women in Miami dress the way they do, why people lie!
On a typical Friday night I am
Lately, watching amovie so i can wake up early to work out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I just ordered all Harry Potter Movies because the only one I watched, was the last one of the last part!
I’m looking for
Guys who like girls
Ages 23-40
Located anywhere
Who are single
For new friends
You should message me if
You don't call girls you don't know "babe", "princess", etc... is not cool and I will not reply to your message for sure!
If you know how to have basic manners with a girl. details make a difference.
If you have pictures on your profile, and the ones without a shirt, infront of your bathroom mirror just to say you have a six pack... really????? it won't cut!
DO NOT message me if you could be my dad! I have enough with the one I have and I am not looking for another one! Besides, it disgusts me the old men that hit on young girls! I am not looking for a sugar daddy! I make my own money, thank you!

caco0283
11-23-2011, 12:46 PM
how about GreenEyes4805

http://ak2.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/0x78/466x544/0/1265795895556656281.jpeg

http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/0x246/1117x1364/0/11839272353423427058.jpeg


My self-summary
I'm very outgoing and love to laugh. I enjoy going out and having a good time with friends but could definitely stay home and cuddle on the couch with a good movie. I'm extremely focused and driven and I love a man with the same qualities. I love my family and I'm the person that would do anything for those I care about. I have two beautiful little boys and they are my entire life. I'm not looking for games or drama so please don't bring that around me. I'm looking for someone to get know and maybe hangout and have a good time. Someone that is honest, funny, good looking, charming and romantic. Loving and affectionate. And amazing to be around.
What Iím doing with my life
I'm in the process of graduating from dental hygiene school and can't wait to begin my career. In the mean time, I work part time in a pediatric dental office as a dental assistant.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes and my sweet demeanor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love comedy and romance movies although I'm horrible with actor/actress names and movie recall "/ I love all types of music, it just depends on where I am, who I'm with and the situation..
The six things I could never do without
1) my family 2) a toothbrush 3) love 4) laughter 5) a comfy bed 6) my friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Honestly, school and finishing :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Either studying my butt off or out with my friends dancing and enjoying life
The most private thing Iím willing to admit
I'm afraid of the dark :(
Iím looking for
Guys who like girls
Ages 25-35
Near me
Who are single
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Ur honest, loving, affectionate, a hard worker and not about games

caco0283
11-26-2011, 04:48 PM
who the fuck is Peter May Jr and who the fuck do you think you are to post about this thread on my facebook and try to have a conversation with my chick about it....you really fucked me....I don't even know who you are. What gives you the right to do something like that. Explain yourself. Explain how you thought that was cute or funny. I just need to understand the mind of a moron

chairmenmeow47
11-26-2011, 05:49 PM
green eyes looks a lil young. i've got a cold, haven't done the profile yet!

fetuspiniata
11-26-2011, 06:02 PM
who the fuck is Peter May Jr and who the fuck do you think you are to post about this thread on my facebook and try to have a conversation with my chick about it....you really fucked me....I don't even know who you are. What gives you the right to do something like that. Explain yourself. Explain how you thought that was cute or funny. I just need to understand the mind of a moron

that sucks! but still... lol

TommyboyUNM
11-26-2011, 06:07 PM
who the fuck is Peter May Jr and who the fuck do you think you are to post about this thread on my facebook and try to have a conversation with my chick about it....you really fucked me....I don't even know who you are. What gives you the right to do something like that. Explain yourself. Explain how you thought that was cute or funny. I just need to understand the mind of a moron

Haha! I cringed when I read Peter's comment on that picture. I knew you wouldn't be too happy. I was wondering how you were going to explain that to your lady.

OnlyNonStranger
11-26-2011, 07:06 PM
Hah! Idiot.

wmgaretjax
11-26-2011, 07:14 PM
I just need to understand the mind of a moron

Yeah?

fiopadp7791
11-26-2011, 10:23 PM
Me. I'm guilty. I was wondering if I was gonna get roasted on here. I deserve it. I apologized to Ronnie in private, but in hindsight I understand what I did wrong. I just figured since it was posted in this public forum everyone knew what you were doing. At the time I didn't even think what I commented on your fb was an issue (or being any kind of malicious). So I apologize again. I'll go sit in the corner and stare at the wall now.

sonofhal
11-27-2011, 12:50 AM
green eyes looks a lil young.


...and we have a winner!

malcolmjamalawesome
11-27-2011, 07:30 AM
Uh, this thread got hilarious.


We need a screencap of the Facebook post plz frnzplz

Goatchella
11-28-2011, 08:58 AM
Wow. What a clown. Way to blow it jack mehoff

marooko
11-28-2011, 09:31 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I need a facebook account.

suprefan
11-28-2011, 10:34 AM
Me. I'm guilty. I was wondering if I was gonna get roasted on here. I deserve it. I apologized to Ronnie in private, but in hindsight I understand what I did wrong. I just figured since it was posted in this public forum everyone knew what you were doing. At the time I didn't even think what I commented on your fb was an issue (or being any kind of malicious). So I apologize again. I'll go sit in the corner and stare at the wall now.

:nono

caco0283
11-28-2011, 04:31 PM
Me. I'm guilty. I was wondering if I was gonna get roasted on here. I deserve it. I apologized to Ronnie in private, but in hindsight I understand what I did wrong. I just figured since it was posted in this public forum everyone knew what you were doing. At the time I didn't even think what I commented on your fb was an issue (or being any kind of malicious). So I apologize again. I'll go sit in the corner and stare at the wall now.

yeah i haven't responded to you cos I have nothing to say to you right now....my weekend was fucked and I had tons of ass kissing to do. We aren't going to be dating when she moves in 2 weeks. Basically she doesn't want to hear about me going out on dates with other women or see tons of pix of me with a new chick on facebook....then you have to go ahead and talk about okcupid on facebook...WTF DUDE? No we aren't going to be together her 6 months in Australia but yes I want to get back together with her when she moves back here. Please don't go apologize to her...you will make shit worst, I have two weeks left with her and I want to have a great time...k? thanks

caco0283
11-28-2011, 04:32 PM
oh yeah one last thing.....fuck off!!!!!

caco0283
11-28-2011, 04:32 PM
Uh, this thread got hilarious.


We need a screencap of the Facebook post plz frnzplz

sorry i got rid of them

algunz
11-28-2011, 04:38 PM
Seriously? I'm totally confused.

Engagement . . . Days later- OKcupid . . . (she hasn't left yet) . . . "Date" other chicks . . . Get back with her when she comes back.

This is some shitty planning.

Mugwog
11-28-2011, 04:40 PM
And all on a public forum.

caco0283
11-28-2011, 04:43 PM
Seriously? I'm totally confused.

Engagement . . . Days later- OKcupid . . . (she hasn't left yet) . . . "Date" other chicks . . . Get back with her when she comes back.

This is some shitty planning.

lol i guess you didn't know the engagement was a joke...it was a little prank we were pulling on our friends on facebook. She is going to study in Australia until June so "Single Ronnie" will be back. I'm at my best when I'm single

algunz
11-28-2011, 04:45 PM
Oh, good. Yes, I missed that vital information. But you still could let the body cool a bit before you start going after other snap. Just sayin'.

caco0283
11-28-2011, 04:45 PM
The worst part was when I had to explain to her about the board and then she demanded to see it...and I had to show her this thread to help her understand it was a joke. Then she wanted to see the thread Marc made about the engagement....then Justin had to post the in that thread about my relationship thread and she wanted to see that....after we got done with all that she just looked at me and was like "i don't even know you." It was hard to explain to her that my board persona is just a big joke and I am the sweet loving guy she loves

caco0283
11-28-2011, 04:46 PM
Oh, good. Yes, I missed that vital information. But you still could let the body cool a bit before you start going after other snap. Just sayin'.

and have nobody to kiss on New Years....hell naw

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
11-28-2011, 05:04 PM
I don't even know you now.

PotVsKtl
11-28-2011, 05:06 PM
Is this about dicks and balls?

Mugwog
11-28-2011, 05:10 PM
Is this about dicks and balls?

Well yes, trying to introduce them to some internet vagina then real life vagina.

Just until his main vagina is back on US soil.

Also, American women fawn all over australian accents/guys.

Just sayin brah.

frizzlefry
11-28-2011, 05:14 PM
It was hard to explain to her that my board persona is just a big joke and I am the sweet loving guy she loves

Wow, so...guess we're just a big joke to you than...you're breaking hearts all over the place

schoolofruckus
11-28-2011, 06:04 PM
Well, now we know what a Kevin Dillon Entourage spinoff on Telemundo would look like.

heart cooks brain
11-28-2011, 06:07 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/45/thread-delivers.jpg

caco0283
11-28-2011, 06:23 PM
Well, now we know what a Kevin Dillon Entourage spinoff on Telemundo would look like.

i've never seen Entourage so I don't know what this means

caco0283
11-28-2011, 06:26 PM
green eyes looks a lil young. i've got a cold, haven't done the profile yet!

green eyes is 23 so thats not too bad

SoulDischarge
11-28-2011, 06:37 PM
and I had to show her this thread


green eyes is 23 so thats not too bad

Seriously, guys, stop steppin' on Ronnie's game. He's clearly got this under control.

marooko
11-28-2011, 07:02 PM
I really enjoy the shit this caused. "I don't even know you." AHAHAHAHAHA!. Fuck.

Trick Loves The Kids
11-28-2011, 07:36 PM
You're both wrong.

Relevant:

EHjwd1C1FzM

Goatchella
11-29-2011, 09:24 AM
she just looked at me and was like "i don't even know you." It was hard to explain to her that my board persona is just a big joke and I am the sweet loving guy she loves
Lol. I have a real life persona like y'all have on the boards. Somewhere deep down there is the real me. He is not so wild, dumb or fun. His cock is also a lot smaller and his hair is not as nice.

I love this shit. Thanks for the luls and transparency