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M Sparks
11-13-2011, 09:41 PM
Spill it, Ronnie.

Starraven
11-13-2011, 09:49 PM
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cutterbutter
11-13-2011, 10:09 PM
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PassiveTheory
11-13-2011, 10:17 PM
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drugks Gillespie
11-13-2011, 10:29 PM
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Drinkey McDrinkerstein
11-13-2011, 10:31 PM
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greghead
11-13-2011, 10:37 PM
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weeklymix
11-13-2011, 10:37 PM
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I love you.

TheClares
11-13-2011, 11:54 PM
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tessalasset
11-14-2011, 12:00 AM
Yes, I would like to know as well.

TomAz
11-14-2011, 05:01 AM
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captncrzy
11-14-2011, 06:23 AM
It's the hair...I'm telling ya.

Courtney
11-14-2011, 06:41 AM
I'm going to assume it's a joke to get us to all freak out. In which case, mission accomplished.

M Sparks
11-14-2011, 07:31 AM
Don't underestimate the romantic allure of The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter. It has a strange effect.

amyzzz
11-14-2011, 09:00 AM
I'm going to assume it's a joke to get us to all freak out. In which case, mission accomplished.
doh. I hope not.

TallGuyCM
11-14-2011, 11:20 AM
Well at least this thread got some answers out of him.

BROKENDOLL
11-14-2011, 11:56 AM
Oh, Romeo, oh Romeo, where art though Romeo?

caco0283
11-14-2011, 12:57 PM
This is who I am engaged too....would you like to know anything else??

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/377287_2579482046861_1248694704_3020947_1477946046 _n.jpg

miscorrections
11-14-2011, 12:59 PM
She appears to be over the age of fourteen. I'm concerned. Were you coerced?

caco0283
11-14-2011, 01:06 PM
She appears to be over the age of fourteen. I'm concerned. Were you coerced?

HA...heres another pic from the weekend...we did take one pic last night with both of us in it that might fit for the nude pic thread

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/385977_10150407982779625_680944624_8118883_1391021 791_n.jpg

sbconnection
11-14-2011, 01:14 PM
It's the hair...I'm telling ya.

http://www.totalfilm.com/trailers/mean-girls-clip-hair-full-of-secrets

That's why his hair is so big.... Its full of secrets!

J~$$$$
11-14-2011, 01:14 PM
I just had a conversation with Ronnie from 3 years ago and he is calling bullshit.

caco0283
11-14-2011, 01:17 PM
how did that conversation go?

Mr. Dylanja
11-14-2011, 01:18 PM
Did you hide the ring in a mound of blow?

J~$$$$
11-14-2011, 01:22 PM
how did that conversation go?

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2415

psychic friend
11-14-2011, 01:22 PM
HAIR CUT

Starraven
11-14-2011, 01:30 PM
Congratulations on the hair cut :)

BROKENDOLL
11-14-2011, 01:45 PM
This is who I am engaged too....would you like to know anything else??

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/377287_2579482046861_1248694704_3020947_1477946046 _n.jpg
Engaged??? Yes, Ronald, I wanna know what popped first, the boner, the question, or her cherry?

btw...Great pic of you two!

TallGuyCM
11-14-2011, 02:07 PM
Did you hide the ring in a mound of blow?

ROFLOL

caco0283
11-14-2011, 02:12 PM
holy shit that thread brought back some memories. I really wish we had the thread from the old board saved cos that had some gems.

man I've changed since 2007



As I was reading my book "Real Questions, Real Answers about Sex: The Complete Guide to Intimacy as God Intended" by Melissa McBurney I started to think that it was full of shit. I decided to rant about my thoughts on some things the book brought up.

The book did a study in Marble, Colorado on how many couples are informed about sex and are having problems sexually. They make a big deal in the book that 46% struggle with sex. Well listen my fellow Christians, put the fucking bible down and think about this. YOU ARE IN MARBLE, COLORADO. WHERE THE FUCK IS MARBLE, COLORADO??? It sounds like some hick ass town full of Baptist that don't even like to dance. Of course they are going to have problems in the bed. Baptist women don't suck dick. The only fish a Baptist guy eats comes from a lake. Sure they have a lake called Beaver Lake in Marble, but the men don't even eat the fish from that lake cos it may cause problems with God. They just throw the fish back.


Most women don't realize testosterone creates a physiological drive in their husbands that demands expression ever few days. Without that kind of hormonal insistence, women have less physical drive for sexual release. Rather, what they crave is the relational closeness that leads to sexual intimacy

Every time I watch men filled with ego and testosterone on ESPN I want to jump on top of every girl at the bar and make her scream my name until all she can scream is "i cant breath let me get some air...i cant breath let me get some air air air i i i cant breath" fucking idiot, Melissa McBurney, testosterone doesn't make me want to blow a load. God's work of art on a woman's body makes me want to blow the bass from my tuba all over her face.


Many husbands assume their wives will get aroused and reach climax as quickly as they do. But most women are only in the early arousal stage when their husbands acheive orgasm. So a wife feels cheated when her husband falls asleep just when she's getting interested. And a husband feels inadequate as a lover because he has failed to bring his wife to orgasm.

Melissa McBurney you sound like Amy, by that I mean you are really a woman that loves the flesh between a woman's legs. Its ok so do I. But listen hear you closet lesibian, who doesn't like dick. Most men don't assume women bust what I like to call A NUT. Guys have off nights. OK? Sort of like the weather. You want to go snowboarding with your friends, you want some fresh powder the next morning but you don't know what you are going to get till the moment. It may pour the rich whiteness all over the place, or it might be a disappointment. Most of the time its womens fault anyways, all they do is lay there and scream "ah ah ah ee eh eh ee ah ah" SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BUST A NUT. All that screaming is just going to make my head hurt. Instead of exerting all your engergy by screaming you need to hold that energy in and build up a pressure inside your body and trust me, Krakatoa wont have nutting on you baby. You will explode and send cosmic sexual energy into the houses around you and they will get all horny from it. Ever sit there bored, watching ESPN with your hubby?? Then out of nowhere you get horny?? Well that's cos your neighbors wife shut the fuck up and busted a nut.
Also men dont feel inadequate when they don't get their women to pop one. Want to know what I feel??? Nothing, cos my ass is satified and asleep. I always keep a carrot around for my ladies. I call it the R.T.M.Y.C. That stands for the Ronnie That Makes You Cum. It even has bushy hair on top so it looks like me. You can get as freaky as you want with RTMYC. Place him on the chair and ride him, put him between your boobs, bend over and stick it in the dark hole. Take him in the shower and have a three-some with Miss Shower Head. Satisfy yourself when your man doesn't. You don't hear me bitch when I'm not getting laid everyday. I just jack the straw. I school my palms in the art of self-ruckus. I rue my day. Ya, blow a load I just did about 3 times during this rant. See? I find ways to make it happen.

Well thats all for now on my rant about this book...i hope you enjoyed it

guedita
11-14-2011, 02:17 PM
Please promise you'll be working the line, "blow the bass from my tuba all over your face....til death do us part" into the vows.

SoulDischarge
11-14-2011, 02:19 PM
She's not really a Nigerian prince, you know. You don't have to marry her.

BROKENDOLL
11-14-2011, 02:39 PM
Up until now, I only thought carrots were a good source of vitamin A that would aid in healthy vision and happy rabbits.

marooko
11-14-2011, 07:42 PM
I'm a little shocked.

How has no one asked this: Is she pregnant?

M Sparks
11-14-2011, 09:57 PM
"Please do not climb"

Congratulations, by the way.

TheScenestar
11-15-2011, 11:03 PM
Does this mean you're not coming next month to DJ Dr. Drew's holiday party with me? :(

amyzzz
11-16-2011, 02:10 PM
Asshole.

caco0283
11-16-2011, 02:45 PM
for those that dont have me on facebook...well i changed my relationship status from engaged to single


So something that was a joke got wayyyy out of hand. Ex-gfs messaging Haley...people calling me all day and texting me all night wondering if I lost my mind...many people offering their services for the engagement party and wedding. I had to end up turning off my phone cause too many of y'all were bothering me. :)



my favorite texts were from guys telling me how I fucked shit up for them...their gfs are all mad cos I'm actually engaged and they aren't....WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

Starraven
11-16-2011, 02:49 PM
Does this mean there's no hair cut? :(

marooko
11-16-2011, 02:50 PM
I never know what to believe in this place.

Courtney
11-16-2011, 03:00 PM
I'm going to assume it's a joke to get us to all freak out. In which case, mission accomplished.

...

amyzzz
11-16-2011, 03:10 PM
I never know what to believe in this place.
Don't believe anything caco says, basically.

marooko
11-16-2011, 03:13 PM
I don't believe much of anything that anyone says. Here.

chairmenmeow47
11-16-2011, 03:14 PM
wait, wait, wait...

dr. drew is a dj?!

marooko
11-16-2011, 03:17 PM
hahahahaha.

Did you catch the mason jar call?

caco0283
11-16-2011, 03:29 PM
Don't believe anything caco says, basically.

<3 <3 <3

Goatchella
11-16-2011, 03:29 PM
i miss listening to dr drew...

^^^whats the mason jar call? do tell

Starraven
11-16-2011, 03:41 PM
Mason Jar call = oldschool phone troll

http://wiki.lovelinefan.com/index.php?n=Main.MasonJar

marooko
11-16-2011, 03:47 PM
Last night a guy called in saying he walked in to the bathroom to find his stepdaughter in the shower with an older man. She is 14. He was asking whether or not to tell her mom. Drew was losing his mind trying to convince this guy to call the police as well as tell her mom. After a while he says that while in there he noticed her ass was as wide as a mason jar. Fun times.

Goatchella
11-16-2011, 04:29 PM
asshole or ass? (sorry for the thread jack...congrats on the engagement =)

got it..thanks. ya learn something everyday.

poop cutter

marooko
11-16-2011, 04:31 PM
He may have said asshole. Don't remember exactly due to laughing.

Any older listeners remember the "holocaust" call? All time fav and a great classic.