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shotglass75
11-10-2011, 06:33 AM
http://www.drinkify.org/

Alchemy
11-10-2011, 07:08 AM
It said to drink one cold Sierra Nevada Pale Ale to Tom Waits, and that just doesn't seem right to me. (EDIT: I would think it'd be a glass of whiskey, garnished with a rusty nail.)

But, "The Soft Cell" is 8 oz. Red Bull and 8 oz. Cough Syrup... That sounds right.

TomAz
11-10-2011, 07:09 AM
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RedHotSgtPeppers
11-10-2011, 07:27 AM
Well, quit using Internet Explorer, Tom.

Alchemy
11-10-2011, 07:29 AM
Tom's probably at work. Or in prison.

JebusLives
11-10-2011, 08:10 AM
It suggested a Miller High Life to go with Jimmy Buffett. Fail?

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
11-10-2011, 08:58 AM
hahahaha


“The M83”

* 8 oz. Water
* 8 oz. Iced tea

Combine in highball glass and serve.

faxman75
11-10-2011, 09:12 AM
For the National it said a can of PBR. I disagree and think anyone who knows the band would prefer either a bottle of wine or a vodka drink.

Bendulum
11-10-2011, 09:12 AM
“The Flaming Lips”

8 oz. Microbrew
8 oz. Ice Cream

NachoCat
11-10-2011, 09:14 AM
"The Prodigy"

1 bottle Bottled water
Serve neat. Garnish with pickled carrot sticks.

Fail

HandBanana
11-10-2011, 09:21 AM
R.E.M. isnt really a PBR either.

This is just a random drink generator that expects subjectivity to do the rest.

Miroir Noir
11-10-2011, 09:32 AM
For the National it said a can of PBR. I disagree and think anyone who knows the band would prefer either a bottle of wine or a vodka drink.

Red wine (see, e.g., "All The Wine," Matt's stage presence), whiskey and coke (see, e.g., "Baby, We'll Be Fine").

nathanfairchild
11-10-2011, 09:51 AM
"The Nirvana"

10oz. of Marijuana.
Serve neat. Garnish with pickled carrot sticks

shotglass75
11-10-2011, 09:54 AM
“THE UNDERWORLD”

2 oz. Marijuana
2 oz. Grapefruit juice
12 oz. Fucking Rum
Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve. Garnish with salt.

Miroir Noir
11-10-2011, 09:58 AM
Improbably, the "12 oz. of Fucking Rum" seems more inexplicable as a cocktail ingredient than "2 oz. Marijuana."

nathanfairchild
11-10-2011, 09:58 AM
"The Mastodon" - i feel like this one works pretty well with Crack the Skye

2oz. LSD
2oz. Egg
1oz. Cognac

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve. Garnish with wedge of pineapple.

WhyTheLongFace
11-10-2011, 10:06 AM
"The Prodigy"

1 bottle Bottled water
Serve neat. Garnish with pickled carrot sticks.

Fail

lolwut?

Newro7ic
11-10-2011, 10:11 AM
“The Seu Jorge”

1 bottle Tequila

Serve neat.

tessalasset
11-10-2011, 10:23 AM
Yeah I don't understand people's fascination with this site. It's lazy and unfunny.

Alchemy
11-10-2011, 02:57 PM
It's mostly peculiar. But I did laugh when Brian Eno's drink was only 8 oz. of water, and nothing else.

Still-ill
11-10-2011, 03:25 PM
"The Coil"

12 oz Honey
12 oz Absinthe

That sounds about right.

ZachTheEskimo
11-10-2011, 03:31 PM
“THE JOHNNY HOBO & THE FREIGHT TRAINS”

1 bottle Microbrew
1 bottle Cranberry juice
Combine in highball glass and serve.

This. . .isn't right at all.

tessalasset
11-10-2011, 05:58 PM
Pretty sure it's just random.

Alchemy
11-10-2011, 06:01 PM
Probably... Although, Slayer does have blood in its mix.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
11-10-2011, 06:06 PM
Some of them are definitely not random, but the majority of them probably are. i bet the more traffic they get the more they update the database though.

Kyliediscope
11-10-2011, 06:26 PM
The Cure was a favorite.

Alchemy
11-10-2011, 06:46 PM
Some of them are definitely not random, but the majority of them probably are. i bet the more traffic they get the more they update the database though.

I think if they do this, they should also make them more doable. I mean, make them funny and relevant, but legitimate suggestions would be cool.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
11-10-2011, 07:10 PM
I think if they do this, they should also make them more doable. I mean, make them funny and relevant, but legitimate suggestions would be cool.

yeah, I agree. Like, actual good whiskey drinks or even specific bourbon recommendations for people like Tom Waits, or really snooty craft beer selections for really obscure hipster bands, etc.

nathanfairchild
11-10-2011, 07:20 PM
The Nine Inch Nails drink left out heroin. Fail.

algunz
11-10-2011, 07:21 PM
This is dumb.

MissingPerson
11-10-2011, 07:23 PM
I'd like to know exactly how many bands are going to return a scathing PBR.

nathanfairchild
11-10-2011, 07:24 PM
the black keys did :/

wmgaretjax
11-10-2011, 07:40 PM
definitely not random: http://www.drinkify.org/emeralds

nathanfairchild
11-10-2011, 07:42 PM
where would one find a bottle of marijuana?

NicoDread
11-10-2011, 07:52 PM
http://www.drinkify.org/miles%20davis makes me think it's not random.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
11-10-2011, 07:55 PM
Yeah, the problem is it's not actually recommending drinks. the heroin/weed/etc suggestions are so out there now that it's not really that funny. There are lots of great drinking suggestions for Miles Davis, like a good cognac or a red wine, and the opportunities are being missed.

whynotsmile99
11-10-2011, 08:32 PM
hmmmm my friend's band is on there. They have a Korean lead singer and their cocktail was soju based...

zenidogx
11-10-2011, 08:57 PM
Celia Cruz: 1 Corona

Theijuiel
11-15-2011, 11:04 PM
The Leftfield

12 oz. Marijuana
12 oz. Lemon juice
1 oz. Jägermeister

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve. Stir vigorously. Garnish with olive.