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sonicdeath
01-22-2007, 08:56 PM
minus billy corgan...A reliable source has confirmed on the phone that Billy Corgan refuses to play Coachella because "its gay." The other pumpkins however will play the festival. They will be playing a limited acoustic set for anyone high enough to actually watch that shit. It will all take place after Perry Farrell's Satellite Party. Your Thoughts?

steakeatingboss
01-22-2007, 08:57 PM
I heard the same thing as well. I hope its true!!!11

I also heard that prince is playing the second day!1!! But only if they can provide chocolate chip pancakes for lunch.

sonicdeath
01-22-2007, 09:00 PM
Yeah Prince will play for sure as long as they can find a Rasberry Beret in Palm Springs. Something tells me they'll find plenty of them....

steakeatingboss
01-22-2007, 09:02 PM
I think they'll find it. I can only hope at this point. Who is youre source? can you reveal. or are you full of shit?

sonicdeath
01-22-2007, 09:03 PM
my source is either your fat mother or your ugly sister. Your choice :)

sonicdeath
01-22-2007, 09:05 PM
I heard Eminem is playing just in time for you getting out of prison.

steakeatingboss
01-22-2007, 09:05 PM
reallys/? so youre a hose bag rumor monger. whos your source douchepump.

steakeatingboss
01-22-2007, 09:06 PM
I heard Eminem is playing just in time for you getting out of prison.

imma gonna stab you.

sonicdeath
01-22-2007, 09:06 PM
Eminem is headlining with Weezer and theyre all going to rap at your wedding.

steakeatingboss
01-22-2007, 09:08 PM
r kelly is playing yours ...open wide.

steakeatingboss
01-22-2007, 09:09 PM
serioulsy who is yoru source you dickbag.

sonicdeath
01-22-2007, 09:12 PM
Robin Abcarian of the la times douche bag. You're keeping your fingers crossed for Eminem to show up aren't you?

steakeatingboss
01-22-2007, 09:16 PM
never heard of him and my source is with usa today and he said prince is a lock. pumpkins...not so much. a lot of things would have to happen. Corigan is filming a movie in bosnia and he siad he wont make the trip. Second, Iha would have to come out of retirement and he said that after the death of a close friend he would not pick up a single neck guitar for a few years.

sonicdeath
01-22-2007, 09:18 PM
Iha told me privately that he'll definately pick up one of those six neck guitars that Colbert beat the Decemberists with.

steakeatingboss
01-22-2007, 09:20 PM
Its reliable information. mock it if you choose but its a no go for the pumpkins. acoustic set? shaaaaa.

sonicdeath
01-22-2007, 09:28 PM
The pumpkins are a go I told you just no billy. He said coachella is too gay for him.

steakeatingboss
01-22-2007, 09:28 PM
whats wrong cat got yoru tongue. put that on yoru fucking toast.

sonicdeath
01-22-2007, 09:29 PM
He also said your mom was pretty good last nite

steakeatingboss
01-22-2007, 09:29 PM
billy is filiming a movie nutsucker. i told you.

sonicdeath
01-22-2007, 09:30 PM
He said your Dad wasn't bad either he just needs to lay off the aftershave.

steakeatingboss
01-22-2007, 09:31 PM
i told you the pumpkins as a collective are done. they all went theyre separate ways after the death of 120 mins. i suspect courtney had a lot to do with it as well.....you know the "affair". besides, i would much rather see IHA on drums. solo.

sonicdeath
01-22-2007, 09:32 PM
yeah he's going to do a drum solo after the one good song he can actually play. Either that or he just keeps playing said song about 5 times.

steakeatingboss
01-22-2007, 09:32 PM
fuck you bag of dicks. im trying to enlighen you with insider info....and you deride my family....how old are you.

steakeatingboss
01-22-2007, 09:33 PM
Iha is a god man....but the death of his childhood friend derailed his carreer. that one good song you claim he plays was co-written with this friend. fuck yo.

sonicdeath
01-22-2007, 09:34 PM
Im twice as old as your sister. Come to mention it she wasn't bad either but would it kill her to give a decent blowjob?

sonicdeath
01-22-2007, 09:35 PM
your brother does a much better job.

steakeatingboss
01-22-2007, 09:35 PM
dude i dont have a sister. or a father. i was raised on huey lewis records and corn pops. or maybe you fucked them too. dipshit.

steakeatingboss
01-22-2007, 09:36 PM
lets get off the mothers ok...i just got off yours!!!11

sonicdeath
01-22-2007, 09:36 PM
huey lewis is almost as gay as Billy Corgan's vision of Coachella

sonicdeath
01-22-2007, 09:37 PM
ok maybe he's twice as gay lets not get too scientific.

steakeatingboss
01-22-2007, 09:38 PM
you know billy had a lot to do witht he original idea of coachella. farell came in and stole the plans from himn and invited the beastie boys and well you know the story....or pherhaps you dont fuckwad

sonicdeath
01-22-2007, 09:40 PM
Perry Farell wanted the plans but Billy made him make a trade for them. One night of sex for the plans to coachella. Luckily Corgan was on a lot of painkillers that night....

steakeatingboss
01-22-2007, 09:42 PM
no,he wasnt. at the time corigan was seeing both love and klum. he wrote the plans in a journal and went on vacation to australia and farrell stole them.

sonicdeath
01-22-2007, 09:44 PM
and while in australia he had sex with many men. One of them was perry.

rampaige
01-22-2007, 09:46 PM
sonicdeath and steakeatingboss are the same people.

spread the word.

sonicdeath
01-22-2007, 09:56 PM
If only that were true.

steakeatingboss
01-22-2007, 09:57 PM
fuck you im better.

sapako
01-30-2007, 05:09 PM
my source is either your fat mother or your ugly sister. Your choice :)

best not to put a picture on here because if by chance i see you at the festival i will likely bite your nose off and sue you for bleeding on me.

ellipsis
01-30-2007, 05:57 PM
awesome thread

daughterxofxexile
01-30-2007, 06:01 PM
I heard the same thing as well. I hope its true!!!11

I also heard that prince is playing the second day!1!! But only if they can provide chocolate chip pancakes for lunch.

prince
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

...AS IN WHEN DOVES CRY PRINCE

vinylmartyr
01-30-2007, 06:13 PM
i used to argue with myself all the time

garrett222
01-30-2007, 09:23 PM
Ahh! I am killing Phyllis with a chainsaw! (chainsaw noise)

Benis23
02-01-2007, 01:58 AM
the pumpkins = billy corgan
pumpkins - corgan = nothing

so, what you're saying is that nothing will be performing an acoustic set. sounds great!

arlyn
02-01-2007, 10:56 AM
Umm Billy Corgan is not in Bosnia shooting a movie.

stills5446
02-06-2007, 07:20 PM
I cant believe bill corgan calls coachella gay. If the smashing pumpkins do perform, it wont be half as good without him.