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Mugwog
10-13-2011, 04:22 PM
Recently I've found this forum as one of my favorite addictions. Whether it be malcolmjamalawesome belittling everyone or everyone belittling baily, intelligent music discussion or "I hate your opinion, fuck you, mine is correct" for well, just about anything, this forum continues to entertain . The "Next Time You Try To Look Hot" thread is like a cheat sheet for a comedy blog. Also, thanks to this forum I've learned to not hit submit so fast after a few tokes and an idea that seems pertinent for the moment when it comes to the conversation.

Now why addicted? Its 4PM and I find myself whipping out the bong, and enjoying the moment way too much as I read post, see pictures and have totally skipped eating today so far. Constantly refreshing for a new tidbit of joy. I should also note, this is one of the few websites I open up right away when I get near a browser.

Other than these forums, I've found myself addicted to smoking, the act of moreso than cigarettes. I've stopped smoking cigarettes a few times in the past 8 years for more than 6 months at a time, eventually though comes that night out at the bar and I want to smoke thing while I drink. I'd smoke weed publicly, but that wouldn't fly so well with some establishments, plus it doesn't mix with drinking.

For those of you above addiction, what have you gotten past?

Former addiction I've stopped: Gluttony @ fast food chains, I love weed, I hate cleaning up after cooking. So fast food was a killer for me at 11pm on a Tuesday night. There was one point where I would make a note of which places had a new sandwich. I knew a philly cheese burger at Carl's Jr. was a terrible idea, but I did it anyway, same with the double down at KFC. Heartburn for days from all the grease.


Whether it be crystal meth, excercise or reality television, what causes you to stray easily from balance in your life? Past or present

jackstraw94086
10-13-2011, 04:24 PM
This post might just implode and suck the rest of the board into infinite density with it.

TomAz
10-13-2011, 04:26 PM
that'd be something to see.

algunz
10-13-2011, 04:26 PM
Masturbation.

TomAz
10-13-2011, 04:26 PM
mutual?

WhyTheLongFace
10-13-2011, 04:31 PM
The Internet. All of it.

And Subways 3 cookies for $1.25

J~$$$$
10-13-2011, 04:32 PM
anything and everything.

algunz
10-13-2011, 04:33 PM
mutual?

That's fun, but not an addiction.



I'm also addicted to cheese, good beer, and laughter.

jackstraw94086
10-13-2011, 04:34 PM
Supplies are running out.

guedita
10-13-2011, 04:36 PM
Tupitiditity

edbangme
10-13-2011, 04:38 PM
I got over my Wendy's addiction, i ate there like 2 times a day for 3 months it was really fucking gross. Addicted is to belittling and hurtful of a word to describe how I feel about beer.

edbangme
10-13-2011, 04:39 PM
its oh so much more than that

PotVsKtl
10-13-2011, 04:43 PM
But. You don't..... have..

PotVsKtl
10-13-2011, 04:43 PM
I know dead people.

jackstraw94086
10-13-2011, 04:43 PM
You are not for everyone. You should not be taken by women who are pregnant, or may become pregnant. Side effects may include headache, dry mouth, upset stomach.

guedita
10-13-2011, 04:44 PM
Deadly

Can be deadly

jackstraw94086
10-13-2011, 04:46 PM
decreased sexual appetite

guedita
10-13-2011, 04:47 PM
Inflammation in the

WhyTheLongFace
10-13-2011, 04:49 PM
Oh yeah Chili Cheese Fries Burrito are soooooo addicting. I can have a million and it's never enough.

algunz
10-13-2011, 04:50 PM
Tupitiditity

I'm going to be repeating this in my head for days.

Neighborhood Creep
10-13-2011, 04:54 PM
Baked potato pizza. I don't care that it's 23 bucks a night, I'm on a roll and can't stop eating it

marooko
10-13-2011, 04:56 PM
Fried chicken.

PotVsKtl
10-13-2011, 05:01 PM
Idiots. Apparently.

NachoCat
10-13-2011, 05:06 PM
Baked potato pizza. I don't care that it's 23 bucks a night, I'm on a roll and can't stop eating it

Whyyyyyy didn't I think of this.. pics plz

Starraven
10-13-2011, 05:07 PM
I think there's a pic of it in the default thread or something...

edit1: cant...find..pic. :( it looked delicious tho

edit2:
My nagging gf is at work until tomorrow. I just ordered a baked potato pizza and am already on beer #2. The weather sucks so I cancelled my 18 holes today but a relaxing day with the dogs, tv and and no one to bitch about what kind of music I am playing or the sports that I watch will be nice.

http://blogs.citypages.com/food/baked%20potato%20pizza.jpg

http://www.drunkenpolack.com/images/hopslam.jpg

Grant
10-13-2011, 05:07 PM
CHOCOLATEEEEEEEEE

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT8LW09VVe_fN5eaMejBUfyKDS6Nmq17 M2Uf-u2Lip26yPMyu7G

kronz420
10-13-2011, 05:13 PM
Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and Alcohol
Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and Alcohol
Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and Alcohol
Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and Alcohol

C-c-c-c-c-cocaine
C-c-c-c-c-cocaine
C-c-cocaine
C-c-c-c-c-cocaine!

Courtney
10-13-2011, 05:15 PM
I can't handle this. Bye.

PotVsKtl
10-13-2011, 05:22 PM
HURRRR I LOVE FAT FOODS UHUHUHRRRRRRRRR

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2010/08/kathy.jpg

If I wanted to see a shitty old woman's Facebook wall I'd murder myself in a bikram yoga class you no-talent fuckholes. Jesus christ.

Hannahrain
10-13-2011, 05:25 PM
I...are those dead flies? I don't think that's part of the stereotype.

TheScenestar
10-13-2011, 05:26 PM
Fucking LOVE cheese

edbangme
10-13-2011, 05:27 PM
^YES!

PotVsKtl
10-13-2011, 05:29 PM
That's it.

amyzzz
10-13-2011, 05:32 PM
That's it.
anticlimactic. I was hoping for some new version of the mothra thing.

kreutz2112
10-13-2011, 06:11 PM
murder

Starraven
10-13-2011, 06:12 PM
9IoyAP8LcqA

NachoCat
10-13-2011, 06:44 PM
3 words....

Bacon

zircona1
10-13-2011, 07:40 PM
Diet Coke.

I used to drink about 4-5 a day, but in the past year I've gotten down to about 2. I drink one in the morning and one with lunch, and that's it.

I started drinking coffee in the morning to wean myself off of drinking Diet Coke, but I fell off the wagon and now I'm drinking both of them in the morning.

Stickjohn
10-13-2011, 08:28 PM
3wWmgSsipek

SoulDischarge
10-13-2011, 08:52 PM
If there's anything I'm addicted to, it's crosswords. Oh you know, I just love my crosswords. I tried out those soduku puzzles, I think that's what they're called, but it's just not the same. I'm just a trivia nut I guess lol! I watch Jeopardy every night. Some times I do word searches during Jeopardy, that can be fun. Why can't I find a man whose idea of a good first date is to drink some diet coke in my pjs, get a good word search going, and watch some Jeopardy??? lol. I do the crosswords in the Lodi Gazette, but I'm such a crossword hound, I swear I gotta buy those big books just to keep up with my habit. I go through one of those a week at least!! I'm such a crossword fiend, I even use pen instead of pencil. Shocking, I know! Only twice have I had to use white out. Those ones were quite the doozies though! I don't know what I'd do without my crosswords. Probably shoot myself.

getbetter
10-13-2011, 08:53 PM
I'm addicted to Ice Cream and Cereal.

VigoTheCarpathian
10-13-2011, 08:58 PM
Why can't I find a man whose idea of a good first date is to drink some diet coke in my pjs.

I've never heard of this one

frizzlefry
10-13-2011, 08:59 PM
Why was I expecting something so much more juicy from this board?

CellarOwl
10-14-2011, 05:40 AM
If I didn't have a crippling addiction to the internet I would have stopped reading after the first post.

faxman75
10-14-2011, 07:50 AM
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/299066_10150337728686284_666671283_8385011_7149296 14_n.jpg

zircona1
10-14-2011, 07:53 AM
If there's anything I'm addicted to, it's crosswords. Oh you know, I just love my crosswords. I do the crosswords in the Lodi Gazette, but I'm such a crossword hound, I swear I gotta buy those big books just to keep up with my habit. I go through one of those a week at least!! I'm such a crossword fiend, I even use pen instead of pencil. Shocking, I know! Only twice have I had to use white out. Those ones were quite the doozies though! I don't know what I'd do without my crosswords. Probably shoot myself.

I'd say I was addicted to crosswords in college. There were a few websites I'd go to every day to print off free crosswords, sometimes I'd buy a St. Louis Post-Dispatch mainly for the NYT puzzle. I'd go to the library and photocopy the one from the Friday Wall Street Journal.

Now I just have a little book of NYT puzzles that I do whenever I have free time. Yeah, I do 'em in pen as well.:)


I'm just a trivia nut I guess lol! I watch Jeopardy every night.

Did you ever play Academic/Quiz Bowl in high school or college? I did.

Neighborhood Creep
10-14-2011, 08:15 AM
3wWmgSsipek

Good call. I always try to hit their shows in Duluth

ballroomdancer22
10-14-2011, 11:22 AM
why is everyone masking their alcohol/substance dependency with such mundane and quite frankly boring addictions?

Thread Fail, or rather Board Fail.

greghead
10-14-2011, 04:16 PM
This thread exists solely as a profiling tool.

shermanoaksyo
10-14-2011, 04:28 PM
Gasoline
Phenethylamine (with a MAO-B inhibitor, duh)
5-MeO-DALT

And to be totally honest, sometimes I speedball by scoring a Snickers from my local gasoline dealer.

canexplain
10-14-2011, 05:06 PM
Easy sex drugs and r and r with sex a winner by a landslide. Cr

algunz
10-17-2011, 10:40 PM
Did you ever play Academic/Quiz Bowl in high school or college? I did.

We called it Academic Decathlon. I did it all 4 years of high school. :thu

heyeric
10-17-2011, 10:44 PM
I'm addicted to protesting for causes I have no clue about.

Pixiessp
10-19-2011, 06:58 PM
I am not addicted to anything. You are all a bunch of weak weak individuals.

ballroomdancer22
10-19-2011, 07:44 PM
I am not addicted to anything. You are all a bunch of weak weak individuals.

You mean aside from the Coachella Message Board?

Mr. Porter
10-19-2011, 08:51 PM
Water

bmack86
10-20-2011, 12:37 AM
This thread exists solely as a profiling tool.

Hey hey hey. It may also have found Patrick his perfect man.

Pixiessp
10-20-2011, 01:13 AM
You mean aside from the Coachella Message Board?

Nobody likes a smarty pants.

ballroomdancer22
10-20-2011, 01:18 AM
Nobody likes a smarty pants.

The first step to recovery is admittance....

Kyliediscope
10-20-2011, 01:47 AM
Why is everyone addicted to food?

SoulDischarge
10-20-2011, 05:23 AM
Hey hey hey. It may also have found Patrick his perfect man.

Except the right man for my life knows how to recognize satire. On the internet.

motionnn77
10-25-2011, 08:23 PM
Lately, pain and caffeine.

psychic friend
10-25-2011, 09:54 PM
lots of stuff already mentioned.

nathanfairchild
10-25-2011, 09:56 PM
like sushi?

Mugwog
10-25-2011, 10:04 PM
One day....
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Mr. Fuzz
10-25-2011, 10:28 PM
Hey hey hey. It may also have found Patrick his perfect man.

Haha. Is that dude for reals?

nyarlathotoats
11-13-2011, 09:51 PM
I'm addicted to being a hot fucking mess every time I decide to drink 40s . Sad but true.

drugks Gillespie
11-13-2011, 11:47 PM
I've smoked weed every day for 20 years. Costs me 5K a year. Super addicted. I barely drink at all and only do other drugs about twice a year. I wish I could quit smoking, or at least slow way down. I have no willpower whatsoever when it comes to herb.

Goatchella
11-14-2011, 11:54 AM
I've smoked weed every day for 20 years. Costs me 5K a year. Super addicted. I barely drink at all and only do other drugs about twice a year. I wish I could quit smoking, or at least slow way down. I have no willpower whatsoever when it comes to herb.

Im addicted to taking money from people like you.

miscorrections
11-14-2011, 12:12 PM
You run a 7-11?

Goatchella
11-14-2011, 03:57 PM
You run a 7-11?

7-11 sells herb?

Originalbob
11-23-2011, 02:07 AM
I'm addicted to iPhone games, sex, and sweets. When I don't get sex, the other two increase in popularity.