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malcolmjamalawesome
09-25-2011, 05:24 PM
It's a thread for copying and pasting shit you read in the comments section of websites.

malcolmjamalawesome
09-25-2011, 05:26 PM
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malcolmjamalawesome
09-25-2011, 05:28 PM
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faxman75
09-25-2011, 05:48 PM
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nathanfairchild
09-25-2011, 06:22 PM
this was in response to the neutrinos breaking the speed of light:

http://i56.tinypic.com/1zptf1j.png

malcolmjamalawesome
09-25-2011, 06:54 PM
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betao
09-25-2011, 07:41 PM
Being Black is amazin.

obzen
09-25-2011, 08:00 PM
Can this thread really be gold?

algunz
09-25-2011, 08:09 PM
I rarely read the comments, lone a load, pay attention to them out of context.

nathanfairchild
09-25-2011, 08:24 PM
if there is ever an article about something involving science, you can almost always guarantee the religious nuts will show up.

SoulDischarge
09-26-2011, 01:30 AM
On a YouTube video where Ann Coulter calls Bill Maher a misogynist and someone down the line says he's pro-choice but anti-war.


@ccrg109 Abortion is a war on the womb.

DCNY31279 2 days ago

faxman75
09-26-2011, 07:09 AM
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6171/6185118435_2ffa54f5f7.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/76301813@N00/6185118435/)

TomAz
09-26-2011, 07:42 AM
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IgnoreGovernmentCheeze Sep-26 @ 6:18 AM Report abuse143.

Everyone involved in Arizona Government is in violation of RICO.

RICO was devised by organized criminals to take down the less organized criminals. But RICO would work just fine to legally take down the the ruling class for conspiracy to overthrow our government. The drug war was an overt attempt to overthrow this nation.

The drug war politicians and journalists that perpetrated this cannabis conspiracy and drug war against humanity is guilty of war crimes and treason.

TomAz
09-26-2011, 07:45 AM
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Ignoretoogle Sep-24 @ 1:20 PM Report abuse2714.

Liberals are destroying every state with their crime. Lets just have open season on illegals and their low class liberal friends.

J~$$$$
09-26-2011, 10:05 AM
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TomAz
09-26-2011, 11:02 AM
jim gardner2153
Why isn't there an Baseball Tonight. Is it because Espn prefers football both college and professional

Jacob Papke
Its at 2:30 AM ET
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jim gardner2153
I am very disappointed that ESPN decided not to air Baseball Tonight. I realize it is Saturday and they think College football is more important. There is only 1 week left in the Major Leaue schedule and i realize almost all the races have been determined. But this is only the third or fourth game in the college schedule. It is well known that ESPN prefers football over baseball. Look at their programming all football all week. There is more baseball to play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jacob Papke
Its at 2:30 AM ET

Dsett75
I agree..They run NFL shows all summer!! I can't even imagine a baseball show during the winter. If they're gunna have all these different ESPN channels, I wish they would have one for each sport!!
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PotVsKtl
09-26-2011, 11:12 AM
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kitt kat
09-26-2011, 03:17 PM
Oh man you guys. As a frequenter of articles with subjects I know "bring out the trolls" this will be a thread I post a lot in....I can feel it.

kitt kat
09-26-2011, 03:24 PM
You know, bullshit like this:

http://i54.tinypic.com/1exe7b.jpg

Hannahrain
09-27-2011, 12:57 AM
From a page about tenant rights:


I LIVE IN YAKIMA, WASHINGTON AND A NEIGHBOR OF MINE HAD THE SAME PROBLEM. SOME OF THE OTHER PROBLEMS WERE TURNING THE HEAT OFF FOR FOUR MONTHS OF THE YEAR.fINDING REASONS TO COME INTO OUR APARTMENTS WHEN WE WEREN’T THERE.ITS’ A NATIONAL PROBLEM.


Its been only 1 week im a college student and expecting a baby im 7mos.. I just move in and i was told by the people living accross from me told me that the person that live here before me had the aids virus and die and was not found until after a week later when the smell became bad. Now i was never told this and i dont want to stay here any longer and i still smell odor from the vents.can i break my lease? I was never told this and remember im expecting dont want to get sick with the odor…


i have found a place that advertised for a room mate its cheraper then im able to pay here im living with a private couple in apleton city mo 64730 how can i leagally break my lease for saving money and have better living arrangements as being a room mate with out a lease ill be able to usew the whlre house like shared bathroom with other rom mate my wn rom and use of kitchen and all utilitie s are in the rent email me asp going to be looking at it in a hr and need to know right away how to leagally break y lease with this couple im living with


MY KIDS AND I WAS A VICTIM OF A ROBBERY WHILE ENTERING MY APARTMENT BUILDING MY KIDS ARE AFAIR TO ENTER INTO THE BUILDING I HAVE OT BEING IN THE APARTMENT FOR 5 MONTHS, IWANT TO TERMINATIIN MY LEASE. THE LANDLORDS WANT TO CHARGE ME A MONTHS RENT. WHAT ARE MY RIGHTS IN ILLINOIS.


The previous tenant in my apartment died in here. He was in here during 3 weeks in July in TEXAS and they found that the a/c had been running the entire time he was dead and it was freezing in here when they found him.

Should they have replaced my air handling unit?

I found out they did not even clean it before moving me in here and I have to now set the temperature to 69 to feel comfortable. Prior to this, I had water overflow the drip pan and leak into my ceiling, I had to peel off the paint, the ceiling leaked and they replacing the drip pan and blew out the drain lines. I want a new a/c as this one seems to not function good enough - my humidity is high.

Grandma
09-27-2011, 01:10 AM
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stuporfly
09-27-2011, 02:12 AM
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nathanfairchild
09-27-2011, 06:31 AM
^ ...wow

shakermaker113
09-27-2011, 06:41 AM
depressing.

kitt kat
09-27-2011, 10:30 AM
http://i51.tinypic.com/287no75.png

END THREAD. 10,000,000,000 INTERNET POINTS.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
09-27-2011, 10:41 AM
The amount of sense that that does not make is incredible

MissingPerson
09-27-2011, 10:42 AM
Really makes you think.

WhyTheLongFace
09-27-2011, 10:55 AM
I wanted to contribute but that MCR 9/11 comment just demolished this entire thread

Mugwog
09-27-2011, 11:54 AM
I had trouble reading that, wondering what is MCR, then it hit. Wow. Definitely /thread with that comment

MissBellaHell
09-27-2011, 09:39 PM
Christ, the MCR thing is so, so wonderful.

Alchemy
09-28-2011, 05:38 AM
It's wonderful, because it's true.

nathanfairchild
09-28-2011, 11:15 AM
via CoS:
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guedita
09-28-2011, 11:19 AM
I mean comma REALLY

ByTheWay,
09-28-2011, 12:00 PM
if there is ever an article about something involving science, you can almost always guarantee the religious nuts will show up.

muppet says:
September 28, 2011 at 12:10 pm
“Science alone of all the subjects contains within itself the lesson of the danger of belief in the infallibility of the greatest teachers in the preceding generation…”

“Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts.”
- Richard Feynman

WTF do creepy scientists think Science is ? Is it similar to what fanatics think of their respective ideologies? The fundamental “reality” ?










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IgnoreGovernmentCheeze Sep-26 @ 6:18 AM Report abuse143.

Everyone involved in Arizona Government is in violation of RICO.

RICO was devised by organized criminals to take down the less organized criminals. But RICO would work just fine to legally take down the the ruling class for conspiracy to overthrow our government. The drug war was an overt attempt to overthrow this nation.

The drug war politicians and journalists that perpetrated this cannabis conspiracy and drug war against humanity is guilty of war crimes and treason.

suki says:
September 27, 2011 at 8:07 pm
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$5 MILLION REWARD FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO THE ARREST AND CONVICTION OF CORRUPT MAYOR ROBERT E WALKUP FOR HIS ALLEGED ROLE IN THE CONSPIRACY IN THE KIDNAPPING AND MURDER OF SUKI ON 1/5/2011 IN TUCSON AZ.

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TomAz
09-28-2011, 12:01 PM
I wonder if that guy gets his own irony. the guy who posts on the internet a criticism of the act of criticizing people on the internet.

ByTheWay,
09-28-2011, 12:07 PM
I wonder if that guy gets his own irony. the guy who posts on the internet a criticism of the act of criticizing people on the internet.

Yeah I get it .......... so what now??

guedita
09-28-2011, 12:07 PM
He's not talking about you, Beverly.

amyzzz
09-28-2011, 12:08 PM
Stop creating new aliases.

TomAz
09-28-2011, 12:16 PM
is that who that is? sheesh.

SoulDischarge
09-28-2011, 12:18 PM
I'd be ok with her creating a gimmick alias where she pretends that her hands got chewed off in a petting zoo accident.

koryp
09-28-2011, 12:31 PM
I'd be ok with her creating a gimmick alias where she pretends that her hands got chewed off in a petting zoo accident.

Leading to the online massacre forever to be known as the "toe typing incident of 2011"?

TomAz
09-28-2011, 12:35 PM
FbQV54k3Ul0

koryp
09-28-2011, 12:43 PM
4 minutes spent watching that and I realize that I am a very bad person.

OMG the LULZ!

JebusLives
09-28-2011, 12:49 PM
These were in response to the CERN Neutrino thing. I've always used "gravity is also only a theory" when people pull out that whole "evolution is just a theory" argument. Guess that's being questioned now, too:

"I'm not surprised. The speed of light always seemed to be such an arbitrary speed limit. Maybe now we can finally bury relativity theory."

"It simply kills relativity and negates 100 years of mathematical physics. Good! It's all becoming far too religious."

"Yah. I've always had a problem with it, too. Like I said, light speed seems to be so arbitrary a speed limit.... Light is the fastest thing we have ever observed, so we assume it's the fastest speed possible? Really? I have doubts."

SoulDischarge
09-28-2011, 12:55 PM
Light ain't no faster than my Dodge pickup. You can tell because of the plastic testicles hanging from the back of it.

TomAz
09-28-2011, 01:04 PM
186,000 miles per second. It's not just a good idea, it's the law.

unknown
09-28-2011, 01:09 PM
on a leak site regarding new Modeselektor:
why is this pile of steaming feces of an LP rearing it’s ugly head again. Rubbish Techno for people who don’t know what Techno is. Made by very ugly europeans. Even Juan Atkins arse is better looking. And more tuneful i’d wager.

WhyTheLongFace
09-28-2011, 01:53 PM
On Gawker in regards to Mel Gibson directing a movie about a Jewish warrior:

"They were like blam! Then you were like blam! Then they were all like whatever. And you were like what.

And I was like ::heterosexual swoon:: "

I don't get it but I laughed

TomAz
09-28-2011, 02:00 PM
by desert mama Member since:
March 12, 2008
A woman's body releases oxytocin during breastfeeding. It is the same chemical released during sex.

However, I don't know of any woman who would classify the pleasure they experience during nursing as "sexual."
3 years ago Report Abuse 4 people rated this as good

by Lizz K Member since:
October 27, 2007

OMG!! that's just sick and demented. i breast fed 3 kids i didn't get sexual pleasure out of it but, i got the pleasure have having all 3 of my kids being close to me and my kids r 6...4...and 3
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by ~*~ Evan's Mommy ~*~ Member since:
November 13, 2006

The only way I could see it being perverted is if someone was acutally getting some kind of sexual pleasure off it..Surely they wouldnt though.
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by Ricky L Member since:
June 20, 2008

ive met one in china in a train. she was sitting in front of me it was crazy. she even let me look at her but i didnt. i think its good for the baby though
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ByTheWay,
09-28-2011, 02:15 PM
Stop creating new aliases.


He's not talking about you, Beverly.


is that who that is? sheesh.

All I was doing was what the title of this thread was asking- THE THREAD IN WHICH WE POST THINGS WE READ IN THE COMMENTS SECTION- what's with all the fuss, this message board takes shit seriously huh?....fuck me....SHEESH!

btw,

this is the second time someone has said im an alias?

Why? I don't get it i've lurked on this board for years now and I just decided to get an account.

oh yeah im a coachella fan been to the fields thrice now '06 '07 and '11 oh yeah!!!

guedita
09-28-2011, 02:19 PM
Loathsome either way.

faxman75
09-28-2011, 02:30 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/obama-popularity-israel-surges-u-n-speech-poll-082516135.html

Just the last 6 minutes of postings. It goes on for pages of course.


Stand UP for AMERICA about a minute ago ya right!!! IF the Jews in America believe THAT then they are STUPID.... but, the fact is that American Jew know that Obama is anti Israel and PRO MUSLIM ..... they know that they have to vote as JEWS/Americans FIRST and Democrats second because if they don't pay attention and VOTE Obama OUT OF...

Jan 2 minutes ago I doubt it most highly. Israel can't wait for the crap to be voted out next Nov.

old fart 2 minutes ago Maybe obumer will a new job, prime minister of Isreal, sure hope so.

Trisportguy 2 minutes ago So please, move to Israeli....or Kenya...anywhere but here.

TEA Time 3 minutes ago One and done. Obama just lost Florida (large Jewish vote).

Geri 4 minutes ago well, judging by the content of the 200 posts I just read here, this lying bastage will NEVER be re-elected, Lets make it happen NoBama 2012 !

RichardC 5 minutes ago Good perhaps he can go be president there and screw up their country even more than it already is!

I'm sure he was born there as well

john c 6 minutes ago Because of his unmitigated ineptitude as it relates to most things (but especially foreign policy) this issue became a bigger one than necessary. It should never have gotten to this point, but once again, Barry the Boy Wonder dropped the ball and had to pick up the pieces at the 11th hour.

ByTheWay,
09-28-2011, 03:24 PM
Loathsome either way.


freesb says:
September 28, 2011 at 3:27 pm

My bong is loaded and ready to fire

MY CROP IS GOOD MY N-I-G-G-A, TAKEAHITFOO

guedita
09-28-2011, 03:26 PM
Go on...

ByTheWay,
09-28-2011, 04:22 PM
Go on...


Oh, sorry my bong really was loaded. Must have spaced out for a bit.

http://coachella.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1996&stc=1&d=1317255425

TomAz
09-28-2011, 05:02 PM
Why? I don't get it i've lurked on this board for years now and I just decided to get an account.

People always say the same thing.


http://www.cumberlandspaceman.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Anton-Chigurh-Javier-Bardem.jpg

malcolmjamalawesome
09-29-2011, 03:49 AM
Need to rename thread "The My Chemical Romance Justifies 9/11 Comment Thread"

faxman75
09-29-2011, 10:26 AM
A response to a yahoo story about Chicago Bears 1985 Super Bowl DT Dan Hampton refusing Obama's invite to the White House.

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff98/faxman75/bearssnubwhitehouse.jpg

amyzzz
09-29-2011, 10:30 AM
Wow.

nathanfairchild
09-30-2011, 03:45 PM
this article was about a drought texas is currently enduring.

http://i51.tinypic.com/1yqohi.png

JebusLives
09-30-2011, 04:14 PM
The Thread In Which My Contempt for Humanity is Reinforced

Alchemy
09-30-2011, 05:56 PM
this article was about a drought texas is currently enduring.

http://i51.tinypic.com/1yqohi.png

I support this. G-d bless Texas, but only if we repent! Actually, in one of my undergrad creative writing classes, there was a nice girl who never swore. And she never said "God" if it was written in a passage that she was to read out-loud, even it wasn't written in a negative sense. She would just read the sentence and pause for a moment where the name "God" was, and then carry on with the sentence, and it was always like her little pause was actually a little prayer. She will bring rain to Texas!

TomAz
10-19-2011, 03:18 PM
(on an article on reductions in Medicaid enrollment due to budget cuts)


TeaPartyPatriotAZ Oct-17 @ 7:29 PM Report abuse4716.

way to go az gop!!! its about time we got all of these losers off the goverment teet!!! lets take our country back!!!

skyismad
10-25-2011, 03:39 PM
(found on Apollo 18 youtube video, because of course it was)

sir, you just do not understand the truther.

you probaly think that 9/11 was not inside job, or that obmaa is american, or that there isnt lithium in the dirnking water.

im so sorry for u that u have not been opened up to the truth truth about our world.

unqueued 1 hour ago

(Click profile, find lots of videos of renaissance fairs.)

Courtney
10-31-2011, 05:26 PM
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PotVsKtl
11-07-2011, 04:05 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/k3vcxk.jpg

obzen
11-07-2011, 04:17 PM
haha

PotVsKtl
11-08-2011, 09:54 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/5ked4y.jpg

amyzzz
11-08-2011, 10:21 AM
Holy shit.

TomAz
11-09-2011, 08:21 AM
RussellPearceRocks Nov-08 @ 8:19 PM Report abuse| Reply37465.

Go Russell Pearce!

Clobber this Un-American trader that will give this country to the Aztecs.


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Alchemy
11-09-2011, 08:24 AM
The hell do we care about America? The world's going to end next year anyway.

TomAz
11-09-2011, 08:26 AM
N067 Nov-09 @ 10:15 AM Report abuse00.

Mexico is no our ally. The government there is behind all the drugs and a lot of people in DHS in U.S.A. is in with them, otherwide how could these illegals and drugs dealers get by with so much and Mexico speaking our about our country when they have one of the worse in the world. Their police pulls over Americans all the time and try to get them to give them money to not give them tickets etc. Yet they think we are racial profiling. They are hypocrites. We all need to find a way and vote for people who will send all illegals back to where they came from as they are all criminal. DHS wouldn't recognize a criminal if they slapped them in the face!! They would take it as they want the Latino vote, Period!!! This is the Obama adminisrtation in Acorn positions.
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TomAz
11-09-2011, 08:29 AM
ArtyFarty Nov-09 @ 1:29 AM Report abuse| Reply6512.

A vote for Lewis is a vote for illegal aliens.


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chairmenmeow47
11-09-2011, 08:30 AM
the aztecs took our jobs.

TomAz
11-09-2011, 08:30 AM
garkoz Nov-09 @ 5:48 AM Report abuse306.

Hope you stupid, white, left wing nut cases realize that you are the cause of Arizona becoming a third world country. Why don't you morons go move into mexican neighborhood if you like them so much? No, you live in your all white neighborhoods and cry for the rights of illegal immigrants.
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TomAz
11-09-2011, 08:32 AM
monnaa1 Nov-08 @ 9:46 PM Report abuse7914.

IF IT WASN'T FOR JOE ARIZONA WOULD BE CALLED MEXICO. GO GOV. BREWER SIGN SOME MORE 1070 WITH MORE AUTHORITY. GO GO GO SEMD THEM ALL BACK TO WERE THEY CAME FROM. OLE OLE OLE OLE .......
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stuporfly
11-09-2011, 08:33 AM
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Evidentually.

Miroir Noir
11-09-2011, 08:47 AM
I love that Pearce lost to another conservative, white, male Mormon. Only one who isn't racist. Hope springs eternal, especially if what happened in Mesa can drift northward across state lines.

HandBanana
11-09-2011, 08:49 AM
Hehehehehe "trader"

obzen
11-09-2011, 08:50 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/5ked4y.jpg

Jackstraw?

nathanfairchild
11-09-2011, 08:53 AM
N067 Nov-09 @ 10:15 AM Report abuse00.

Mexico is no our ally. The government there is behind all the drugs and a lot of people in DHS in U.S.A. is in with them, otherwide how could these illegals and drugs dealers get by with so much and Mexico speaking our about our country when they have one of the worse in the world. Their police pulls over Americans all the time and try to get them to give them money to not give them tickets etc. Yet they think we are racial profiling. They are hypocrites. We all need to find a way and vote for people who will send all illegals back to where they came from as they are all criminal. DHS wouldn't recognize a criminal if they slapped them in the face!! They would take it as they want the Latino vote, Period!!! This is the Obama adminisrtation in Acorn positions.
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this was legitimately hard to read.

Courtney
11-09-2011, 10:09 AM
http://i43.tinypic.com/fc9115.png

Hannahrain
11-16-2011, 01:58 PM
From I, Anonymous, the local weekly's anonymous curmudgeonry blog. I realize this isn't a comment. I'm breaking all the rules.

https://img.skitch.com/20111116-ug1uukduekb2fkgn4j9u5rxxp.png

Courtney
11-23-2011, 12:07 PM
I attended a David Sedaris reading last night, and one of my favorite things he said was, "Posting comments on the internet is like calling in to talk radio: the minute you pick up the phone, you know you are officially insane."

Hannahrain
12-02-2011, 02:26 PM
I CAN UNDERSTAND KIDS WILL BE KIDS, BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, THERE IS A TIME TO PLAT AND A TIME TO REST, AND IT DOESN’T MEAN HOURS AND HOURS AT A TIME JUMPING, STUMPING AND BEING IGNORANT TO THE DOWNSTAIRS, I LIVE UNDER REALLY BAD INCONSIDERATE NEIGHBORS, THE OFFICE WON’T DO NOTHING, NO ONE HAS DONE NOTHING I AM A SICK PERSON AND WE CAN’T ALL TOLERATE IDIOTS WHO MAKE NOISES 24/7, I WAS A HAPPY PERSON UNTIL I STARTED LIVING WHERE I AM NOW, I CAN’T CONCENTRATE, OR WATCH T.V. WITHOUT FEELING THE VIBRATION OF WHAT FEELS LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE, THERE SHOULD BE BIGGER LAWS ON “NOISY NEIGHBORS”, STRIKE 1, 2, 3, AND YOUR OUT, BECAUSE IF YOU SEARCH THE INTERNET LIKE I HAVE IT DETERIORATES YOUR HEALTH, MY HEALTH HAS GONE SUPER DOWN BECAUSE OF THIS STRESSFUL SITUATION AND NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT LIKE I’VE BEEN TOLD, SOMETHING LIKE THIS CAUSED ME TO HAVE A MISCARRIAGE A FEW YEARS BACK AND IT’S HAPPENING ALL OVER AGAIN, AND YES I DO AGREE KIDS WILL BE KIDS, I LOVE THEM, I HAVE NIECES AND NEPHEWS, I WAS A NANNY AND TAKEN CARE OF 12 KIDS, BUT ANIMALS BELONG IN THE ZOO, NOT IN APARTMENT BUILDING OR ANYWHERE ELSE, THEY WANT TO MAKE NOISES, BUY A HOUSE AND DESTROY IT IF THEY FEEL LIKE IT, BUT EVERYONE DESERVES PEACE AND QUIET SOMETIMES, AND I DON’T HAVE ANY

Mugwog
12-02-2011, 02:33 PM
^
That hurt my head reading that.

PotVsKtl
12-21-2011, 01:53 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/34pksuv.jpg

Goatchella
12-21-2011, 02:15 PM
batter up (all )

Don't work for sears why four reasons asshole Rick in Hemet dildo Ray in Indio Joe in SD and Shirley the witch, they all act like they are doing you favor most of the time but they are just head hunting, they make you drive to first call 35 min drive no pay and on the way home 35 minutes drive no pay, they don't match the 401k they have a metric system that is not tech friendly and wants you to fail = no pay raises. Benefits are costly, they hirer guys that do on the job training while in home OF the customer spent 1000s of. Dollars for a inexperience tech to work on there shit, bottom line sears suck the big one, there trucks fleet is junk, they promise you tools that's bullshit, they micro manage the employees to the boarder line of harassment, they really need a union and by the way they say they will firer you for talking to a union if that happens that a major law suit and you can collect unemployment for talking or organizing a union just read the unemployment rules in the state of CA

Trick Loves The Kids
12-21-2011, 02:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GsD3Z.png

Bud Luster
12-21-2011, 05:07 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/k3vcxk.jpg

Is this funny because women actually DO have genitals?

AndLeoObre
12-22-2011, 03:12 AM
http://i.imgur.com/GsD3Z.png

Where is this from?

SoulDischarge
12-23-2011, 09:00 AM
A Netflix reviewer accused a movie of being too "mellow dramatic."

Starraven
12-29-2011, 04:55 AM
comment left at episode of American Dad (http://www.hulu.com/watch/309600/american-dad-seasons-beatings)..

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/3599/amdadcomment.jpg

Mugwog
12-29-2011, 12:31 PM
WHEATHER

NachoCat
12-29-2011, 01:32 PM
Nice find! +2 pts mugwog. First person two 100 wins a blender and meat tray!

TomAz
12-29-2011, 01:44 PM
"two"

Goatchella
12-29-2011, 01:44 PM
"clown"

SoulDischarge
01-08-2012, 07:31 AM
A Netflix reviewer accused a movie of being too "mellow dramatic."

An IMDB reviewer used the word "co hearse." As in to co hearse someone into doing your bidding.

TomAz
01-16-2012, 06:33 AM
MLK day brings out all sorts of fun people in Arizona.
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So you you believe that ILLEGALS deserve the same acceptance and rights as those Black Americans whose forefathers were dragged here in chains? I guess you are the SAME insult to all Dr. King stands for... RIGHT ALONG WITH THIS PIECE OF TRASH PROPAGANDA RAG. I have a dream of this nation being defended from the divisible realities of this present day unlawful foreign incursions of NON CITIZENRY who have intentionally snuck into our society unlawfully. Funny how all you illegal supporters have made this all about race vs.reality. Laraza IS after all "THE RACE".




Hey Kent, seems that Napolitano's Gestapo is using the Patriot Act against US CITIZENS instead of terrorists suspects.




I'd like to "recall" all the efforts and policies by DEMOCRATS that tried to keep Balck Americans 2nd class citizens:

Our nation's top historians reveal that the Democratic Party gave us the Ku Klux Klan, Black Codes, Jim Crow Laws and other repressive legislation which resulted in the multitude of murders, lynchings, mutilations, and intimidations (of thousands of black and white Republicans). On the issue of slavery: historians say the Democrats gave their lives to expand it, the Republicans gave their lives to ban it.

The Democrats:

Democrats fought to expand slavery while Republicans fought to end it.

Democrats passed those discriminatory Black Codes and Jim Crow laws.

Democrats supported and passed the Missouri Compromise to protect slavery.

Democrats supported and passed the Kansas Nebraska Act to expand slavery.

Democrats supported and backed the Dred Scott Decision.

Democrats opposed educating blacks and murdered our teachers.

Democrats fought against anti-lynching laws.

Democrat Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia, is well known for having been a "Kleagle" in the Ku Klux Klan.

Democrat Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia, personally filibustered the Civil Rights Act of 1964 for 14 straight hours to keep it from passage.

Democrats passed the Repeal Act of 1894 that overturned civil right laws enacted by Republicans.

Democrats declared that they would rather vote for a "yellow dog" than vote for a Republican, because the Republican Party was known as the party for blacks.

Democrat President Woodrow Wilson, reintroduced segregation throughout the federal government immediately upon taking office in 1913.

Democrat President Franklin D. Roosevelt's first appointment to the Supreme Court was a life member of the Ku Klux Klan, Sen. Hugo Black, Democrat of Alabama.

Democrat President Franklin D. Roosevelt's choice for vice president in 1944 was Harry Truman, who had joined the Ku Klux Klan in Kansas City in 1922.

Democrat President Franklin D. Roosevelt resisted Republican efforts to pass a federal law against lynching.

Democrat President Franklin D. Roosevelt opposed integration of the armed forces.

Democrat Senators Sam Ervin, Albert Gore, Sr. and Robert Byrd were the chief opponents of the 1964 Civil Rights Act.

Democrats supported and backed Judge John Ferguson in the case of Plessy v Ferguson.

Democrats supported the School Board of Topeka Kansas in the case of Brown v The Board of Education of Topeka Kansas.

Democrat public safety commissioner Eugene "Bull" Connor, in Birmingham, Ala., unleashed vicious dogs and turned fire hoses on black civil rights demonstrators.

Democrats were who Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and the other protesters were fighting.

Democrat Georgia Governor Lester Maddox "brandished" an ax hammer to prevent blacks from patronizing his restaurant.

Democrat Governor George Wallace stood in front of the Alabama schoolhouse in 1963, declaring there would be segregation forever.

Democrat Arkansas Governor Faubus tried to prevent desegregation of Little Rock public schools.

Democrat Senator John F. Kennedy voted against the 1957 Civil rights Act.

Democrat President John F. Kennedy opposed the 1963 March on Washington by Dr. King.

Democrat President John F. Kennedy, had Dr. King wiretapped and investigated by the FBI.

Democrat President Bill Clinton's mentor was U.S. Senator J. William Fulbright, an Arkansas Democrat and a supporter of racial segregation.

Democrat President Bill Clinton interned for J. William Fulbright in 1966-67.

Democrat Senator J. William Fulbright signed the Southern Manifesto opposing the Supreme Court's 1954 Brown vs. Board of Education decision.

Democrat Senator J. William Fulbright joined with the Dixiecrats in filibustering the Civil Rights Acts of 1957 and 1964.

Democrat Senator J. William Fulbright voted against the 1965 Voting Rights Act.

Southern Democrats opposed desegregation and integration.

Democrats opposed:

1.The Emancipation Proclamation
2.The 13th Amendment
3.The 14th Amendment
4.The 15th Amendment
5.The Reconstruction Act of 1867
6.The Civil Rights of 1866
7.The Enforcement Act of 1870
8.The Forced Act of 1871
9.The Ku Klux Klan Act of 1871
10.The Civil Rights Act of 1875
11.The Freeman Bureau
12.The Civil Rights Act of 1957
13.The Civil Rights Act of 1960
14.The United State Civil Rights Commission

Republicans gave strong bi-partisan support and sponsorship for the following legislation:

1.The Civil Rights Act of 1964
2.The Voting Rights Act of 1965
3.The 1968 Civil Rights Acts
4.The Equal Opportunity Act of 1972
5.Goals and Timetables for Affirmative Action Programs
6.Comprehensive Employment Training Act of 1973
7.Voting Rights Act of Amendment of 1982
8.Civil Rights Act of 1983
9.Federal Contract Compliance and Workforce Development Act of 1988

The Republicans:

Republicans enacted civil rights laws in the 1950's and 1960's, over the objection of Democrats.

Republicans founded the HBCU's (Historical Black College's and Universities) and started the NAACP to counter the racist practices of the Democrats.

Republicans pushed through much of the ground-breaking civil rights legislation in Congress.

Republicans fought slavery and amended the Constitution to grant blacks freedom, citizenship and the right to vote.

Republicans pushed through much of the groundbreaking civil rights legislation from the 1860s through the 1960s.

Republican President Dwight Eisenhower sent troops into the South to desegregate the schools.

Republican President Eisenhower appointed Chief Justice Earl Warren to the Supreme Court, which resulted in the 1954 Brown vs. Board of Education decision.

Republican Senator Everett Dirksen from Illinois, not Democrat President Lyndon Johnson, was the one who pushed through the civil rights laws of the 1960s.

Republican Senator Everett Dirksen from Illinois wrote the language for the 1965 Voting Rights Act.

Republican Senator Everett Dirksen from Illinois also crafted the language for the Civil Rights Act of 1968 which prohibited discrimination in housing.

Republican and black American, A. Phillip Randolph, organized the 1963 March by Dr. King on Washington.

The 1964 Civil Rights Act Roll Call Vote: In the House, only 64 percent of the Democrats (153 yes, 91 no), but 80 percent of the Republicans (136 yes, 35 no), voted for it. In the Senate, while only 68 percent of the Democrats endorsed the bill (46 yes, 21 no), 82 percent of the Republicans voted to enact it (27 yes, 6 no).

Thaddeus Stevens, a Radical Republican that introduced legislation to give African Americans the so-called 40 acres and a mule and Democrats overwhelmingly voted against the bill.

During the Senate debates on the Ku Klux Klan Act of 1871, it was revealed that members of the Democratic Party formed many terrorist organizations like the Ku Klux Klan to murder and intimidate African Americans voters. The Ku Klux Klan Act was a bill introduced by a Republican Congress to stop Klan Activities.

History reveals that Democrats lynched, burned, mutilated and murdered thousands of blacks and completely destroyed entire towns and communities occupied by middle class Blacks, including Rosewood, Florida, the Greenwood District in Tulsa Oklahoma, and Wilmington, North Carolina to name a few.

History reveals that it was Abolitionists and Radical Republicans such as Henry L. Morehouse and General Oliver Howard that started many of the traditional Black colleges, while Democrats fought to keep them closed. Many of our traditional Black colleges are named after white Republicans.

After exclusively giving the Democrats their votes for the past 25 years, the average African American cannot point to one piece of civil rights legislation sponsored solely by the Democratic Party that was specifically designed to eradicate the unique problems that African Americans face today.

As of 2004, the Democrat Party (the oldest political party in America) has never elected a black man to the United States Senate, the Republicans have elected three.

realdemocrathistory.wordpress.com/2008/05/15/the-kkk-was-the-te*rrorist-wing-of-the-democrat-party/

TomAz
01-16-2012, 06:33 AM
oh but this one is particularly encouraging:



Hell if they shoot 4 more can we take the whole (inappropriate term) week off?

Starraven
01-16-2012, 07:11 AM
j7xedmvJTzk

PotVsKtl
01-23-2012, 12:32 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/vspa2b.jpg

Bendulum
01-24-2012, 12:04 PM
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i299/bendulum/Untitled.jpg

Bus McRider
01-24-2012, 12:36 PM
"if retards could fly, youtube would be an airport"

faxman75
01-30-2012, 01:02 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/interviews-american-muslims-reject-separate-sharia-law-system-194357992.html


MUDSLIMES are like the pit bulls of religion, people try to defend pit bulls but they will bite people at best and eat toddlers at worst, same with mudslimes, you can never take the vicious animal out of them and domesticate them, best to PUT THEM DOWN!!!

or


Why take a chance. Pass the laws. If they never have to use them at least they are there in case they need to. Look at the honor killings in Canada and the US recently. Better to be prepared then defenseless.

and..


and other studies have shown that up to 25% believe suicide bombings may be acceptable so maybe the law banning sharia is a good thing

Miroir Noir
02-08-2012, 03:01 PM
A Utah judge just set a date for the (firing squad) execution of a death row inmate who was convicted of capital murder in 1989. The inmate attached jumper cables to the victim's testicles, used a car battery to shock him, raped him with a tire iron, beat him with a car jack and buried him in a shallow grave. From the local newspaper comment thread (http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/53472396-78/archuleta-death-wood-slavens.html.csp#disqus_thread):


1988 Really? It is time we put in an EXPRESS LANE!


Sorry, did you see what he did to the man he killed? Is that not barbarick? He is getting off easy.


Flush.


And of course he's got tattoos on his neck.

POS


Well I hope he served his time well as another inmates pinky ring.


I say give him his wish. But start with a bullet to the foot and work slowly up his body. One to the head is too quick for him.


Too many bullets. I say let the punishment fit the crime. I'll call the judge and ask if he needs a set of jumper cables, a tire iron and a jack to get this done.


And if they need any volunteers feel free to hit me up.


Another shining example of our gutless judicial system and once more proving how the criminals get treated better than the victims.


The firing squad should fire about 1000 blanks so he can wet his pants before they finally kill him.

guedita
02-14-2012, 04:16 PM
Things to do when I die and go to Heaven:

1. Speak to God/Jesus

2. Meet my ancestors

3. Jam session with Hank Williams

4. Chillax for all eternity


From a youtube of Hank William's Lovesick Blues.

Mugwog
02-14-2012, 04:22 PM
http://youtu.be/QeWgz2JhFRo



acid techno is like skrillex. this is just a beat up version of trance.

Sclateks 1 month ago

@Sclateks skrillex is dubstep man...

iraklissssss 1 month ago 4



i luld

gazercmh
02-15-2012, 09:45 AM
Comments from Beer Street Journal's review of Bud Light Platinum (which is 6% ABV so stronger than regular Bud Light)


Just tried it for the first time tonight and my boyfriend and I think it’s great. Being bud light drinkers we can go through an 18 pack with no problem. We’ve only had a couple so far and already feel the effects lol. We both think it’s great! Keep going!!!


It usually takes me 6-8 bud lights to feel anything, and after 3 platinums I was already on a good one….


You’re drinking Budweiser, are you still in college? Grow up and start drinking real beer like Sam Adams or Stella Artoise.


You can get drunk for way cheaper and if you want good beer a dollar or two will get you something way better than this.

kreutz2112
03-21-2012, 10:04 PM
Comment from CNNs coverage of the France murders:


Jews celebrating he was only able to kill 7 so far

Wow.

TallGuyCM
03-23-2012, 01:47 AM
Stereogum's "Premature Evaluation" of the new Beach House album has provided a few lulz:


And I, for one, have literally no idea what goes on with the Grammys. So there’s a chance you could be right about that.
I kind of have the impression that every year they pick the name of a relatively unknown band out of a hat and feel obligated to give them at least one award.
One day, they’ll pick Sunn O))) or something and they’ll be really screwed.
IMAGINE THE TWEETS

hahahahaha

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
06-28-2012, 06:31 PM
Two amazing comments under the same news story.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/bath-salts-marijuana-face-eating-killer-miami-cannibal-143149305.html
http://i46.tinypic.com/2j0zcaq.jpg
http://i45.tinypic.com/10n9nac.png

TomAz
06-28-2012, 06:36 PM
first one >> second one. The second comment is just dumb (or ironic hipster) racism. The first one is inspired.

SoulDischarge
06-28-2012, 06:38 PM
Tom hates blackoids.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
06-28-2012, 06:39 PM
Yes, it was dumb racism, but i was still quite amazed to see it.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-02-2012, 07:22 PM
http://i50.tinypic.com/fn5zqt.jpg

nathanfairchild
07-02-2012, 07:33 PM
i can only imagine the comments on yahoo about all of the CERN news.

Gribbz
07-02-2012, 07:40 PM
Sexually gay. Glad he clarified.

TallGuyCM
07-15-2012, 01:02 PM
Article about video games that were really hard to beat: http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/10-insanely-tough-games-211451468.html

So many lulz/funny flashbacks in the comments section.

Mugwog
07-15-2012, 01:34 PM
Article about video games that were really hard to beat: http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/10-insanely-tough-games-211451468.html

So many lulz/funny flashbacks in the comments section.

OREGON TRAIL: MOTHER FUCKING JEBIDIAH JUST DIED OF A SNAKE BITE AGAIN AND RIGHT NEAR THE END MY PARTY WAS KILLED BY INDIANS...FuuuuuuuuuuU!

*You have killed the all the buffalo in the area* FUCKING HUNTING FOR SQUIRRELS BAH!

Hannahrain
07-16-2012, 11:32 PM
https://img.skitch.com/20120717-muriwq8xtmihdewji9ehgerw9j.jpg

bmack86
07-16-2012, 11:37 PM
I really miss having glass noodles with Filip.

SoulDischarge
07-16-2012, 11:46 PM
Puns.

Hannahrain
07-17-2012, 01:55 PM
https://img.skitch.com/20120717-re7xnpxc365pruepmyr7f97yna.jpg

Hannahrain
07-17-2012, 02:03 PM
What's an emo kid's favorite kind of non-vaginal sex? Sadomy.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-17-2012, 04:06 PM
http://i47.tinypic.com/2mcy9n9.png

nathanfairchild
07-20-2012, 06:53 AM
in response to an article about the batman shooting this morning.

http://i45.tinypic.com/e9tf9w.png

:nono

Hannahrain
07-23-2012, 08:47 PM
https://img.skitch.com/20120724-nw7sbyif7wjgbyt3bnm1gxd1ur.jpg

Rey?

IceyHotshot
07-23-2012, 08:53 PM
Reading all those ellipses gave me a headache.

buddy
07-23-2012, 09:15 PM
https://img.skitch.com/20120724-nw7sbyif7wjgbyt3bnm1gxd1ur.jpg

Rey?

i'm insulted you would think that's me, Hannah...i leave my drunken ramblings for Tiny Chat...about the film Armageddon...and my design ideas for cat sweaters...the lighting will surely fly for this ....

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
08-14-2012, 07:11 PM
http://i45.tinypic.com/34nnr4w.png

MissingPerson
08-14-2012, 07:12 PM
Somebody... somebody gave that an upvote.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
08-14-2012, 07:19 PM
Oh, i confess that i gave it the vote hahaha

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
08-28-2012, 08:32 PM
This one is pretty special. I read it a few times and I'm still not 100% sure what it's trying to say.

http://i45.tinypic.com/iql8pz.png

MissingPerson
08-28-2012, 08:42 PM
Wat.

IceyHotshot
08-28-2012, 08:53 PM
Should I feel bad that I had absolutely no problem understanding that?

heart cooks brain
09-18-2012, 11:43 AM
Obummer is all talk, and shoots first and asks questions later

comment left on a detroit free press article.

Hannahrain
09-18-2012, 10:01 PM
https://img.skitch.com/20120919-xsch2xqpedibqufrnwwxdwpkpg.jpg

Impeccable logic.

Hannahrain
09-18-2012, 10:03 PM
Wait, it gets better:

https://img.skitch.com/20120919-f6msp7m2q3e3sm2grd8tym5667.jpg

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
09-18-2012, 10:15 PM
The Good Ship Jesus is a GREAT slave ship name.

guedita
10-16-2012, 12:10 PM
There's a sign up in the Humanities building at SF State right now about a lost bracelet.


It's a family air loom.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
10-16-2012, 12:20 PM
Did getbetter write that?

TomAz
10-16-2012, 12:40 PM
chanteuse
Oct-16 @ 1:39 PM
Report abuse | Reply

Let's see, a liberal moderator, questions asked by people, who are plants in the audience, no doubt chosen by the liberal organizers (aren't they always?) and a vengeful, power hungry president who is desperately trying to hold on to his job; why should Romney be concerned?


...

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
10-16-2012, 12:46 PM
http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/a/image/1337/53/1337539951593.jpg

Hannahrain
10-20-2012, 09:38 AM
Found underneath an announcement that a local woman's body has been found and identified and a suspect is in custody:

https://img.skitch.com/20121020-b42d8pc4q9ca69k9wuqnqu2mfc.jpg

You're welcome?

joppy-slow
10-25-2012, 09:55 AM
https://img.skitch.com/20120724-nw7sbyif7wjgbyt3bnm1gxd1ur.jpg

Rey?

meh heee he heeee ee

I've been reading the twitter responses to the Donald Trump Bomb-shell release. Here are my favorite:


christine teigen (swimsuit model)

"I literally pose half naked for a living and u are the biggest attention whore I know RT"

David D

"when Donald Trump dies, I will fart really loudly and go about my day"

Brandon Stroud

"Donald Trumps next announcement - Barack Obama should take off his skin and send it to me so I can confirm that he's really black"

Aaron Blitzen

"This Donald Trump Character is Andy Kaufman's greatest bit ever"

Morgan Freeman

"Donald Trump is the Honey Boo Boo of rich people"

Andy Borowitz

"Attention parents! If you give your children even the tiniest bit of attention now, maybe they won't grow up to be Donald Trump"

BScalabrine24

"BREAKING: Donald Trump demands to know what medical school Dr. Dre went to,"


And my favorite comment- cha ching..

Shadowtag:

I’ve decided I’m going as Trump for Halloween. I’m going to run around the day before explaining how awesome my costume is, how big the squirrel I gutted for the wig is, and the buckets of spray tan I’ve bought, so everyone better have lots of candy. Then I’ll show up wearing only a garbage bag, begging for the pennies in the jar by the door.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
10-25-2012, 06:33 PM
http://i50.tinypic.com/3h79t.png

greghead
10-30-2012, 09:35 AM
Corey Nelson

14 hours ago

I have a Sega CD system in the box that also plays cartriges, you can unhook all the cords and put in 4 batteries and walk the streets like a pimp listening to Pantera or something as a portable CD player! I mean who else has a portable CD player anymore, not to mention a big ass Sega system in your hand as you stroll the hood!
...

Hannahrain
11-03-2012, 05:19 PM
my dog eat it, my wife ran of with it,i didn't get paid this week, i lost my wALLET,MY CAR GOT STOLEN AND THE MONEY WAS IN THERE,Oh yeah i sent it 2 days ago and it was returned so i tought you didnt want it,my baby got sick, Listen folks, your in a bussinees here if you don't pay your bill then who will stop putting up with the crap it only takes 5 min to send out a letter to evic, some one and if you check your home town you will find a company that does this stuff for you, Don't tell the tenants its ok to be late file the forms evic, them and move on then they will know you mean bussiness ( PS in my 20 page lease it shows if your late 2 times its auto,madtic Eviction if we file you must pay all late fee;s and court cost and you must stay current for the term of lease if not it will apply to credit report ) So go back to your leases and think about what all tenants come up with and add a claws for it, and then when you go to court the next time watch what the judge does it can be a lot of fun you see because if you make me go to court they will pay me for it and yes i do send them a bill for it. Thanks and good luck you will need it.

I wonder if he wrote all twenty pages himself.

guedita
11-10-2012, 12:08 PM
A 1 star yelp review of an Oil Change Center:


While pulling into the shop and waiting for my car to be finished, there was a young man working in the station over and kept talking about his "party life" and what not.
Being in a hurry and wanting to get out of there within 20 mins..because the sign outside does say 10 min oil change not 20 or 30....

If you want to here a conversation with bad language and about the "party life" and getting drunk then this is the place to go.

SoulDischarge
11-10-2012, 12:41 PM
Would it be unreasonable to give a damning review to a grocery store on Yelp based solely on the quality of their in-store brand of gummi sharks?

getbetter
11-10-2012, 12:43 PM
Would it be unreasonable to give a damning review to a grocery store on Yelp based solely on the quality of their in-store brand of gummi sharks?

Unreasonable....I think it should be encourage.

guedita
11-10-2012, 12:44 PM
I feel like that warrants not only a bad review on Yelp but a series of haikus expressing your indignation splattered on the exterior premise of the establishment.

HotHamWater
11-10-2012, 01:12 PM
A 1 star yelp review of an Oil Change Center:

In that person's defense, I don't like it when employees are talking about things like that or doing things like complaining about work within a customer's ear shot.

guedita
11-10-2012, 03:34 PM
YOU USED TO BE ALRIGHT WHAT HAPPENED

guedita
11-10-2012, 04:01 PM
Tommy only gets his oil changed at locations where the mechanics discuss Wittgenstein.

HotHamWater
11-10-2012, 04:17 PM
Just shut the fuck up and change my oil/make my sandwich/fill my balloons/retrieve my BMW.

SoulDischarge
11-10-2012, 05:39 PM
What is it with Hispanics and balloons? How many quinceañeras can you possibly have?

bmack86
11-13-2012, 08:08 PM
I'm 56 years old and have been drinking beer for about 40 year and have tried probably 60 varieties of beer ranging from domestic and imports.I happened to be in our local Walgreens and happened to see the display. I purchased 2 six packs and got home cooled them down. I must say they were great. I went back and bought 2 cases and have been buying that much weekly..I won't buy any other unless it's discontinued..A+++++.

A review for Big Flats lager, Walgreens' new beer.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
11-13-2012, 08:20 PM
...I'm curious now

guedita
11-13-2012, 08:30 PM
Oh. I can vouch for Big Flats. It's disgusting. Disgustingly Delecious. I was on caltrains for a Giants game this Spring nursing a terrible hangover wearing sunglasses and slowly drinking Big Flats that I had bought from Walgreens and a bunch of hipsters were asking me about the beer thinking it was some new trend.

getbetter
11-13-2012, 08:34 PM
Well Big Flats has a score of 3 over 100 and strangely 30 over 100 for style.

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/big-flats-1901-premium-american-lager/135439/

chairmenmeow47
11-13-2012, 08:36 PM
What is it with Hispanics and balloons? How many quinceañeras can you possibly have?

one every fifteen years?

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
11-13-2012, 08:38 PM
Well Big Flats has a score of 3 over 100 and strangely 38 over 100 for style.

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/big-flats-1901-premium-american-lager/135439/

Reading reviews of everyday shit beer by snooty, snobby, beer nerds is pretty hilarious.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
11-13-2012, 08:39 PM
one every fifteen years?

But if he has 73 cousins, he sure gets to attend them a lot more often.

getbetter
11-13-2012, 08:45 PM
Reading reviews of everyday shit beer by snooty, snobby, beer nerds is pretty hilarious.

I am always baffle by anyone thst goes on tangents on weird notes.

guedita
11-13-2012, 08:52 PM
I am always baffle by anyone thst goes on tangents on weird notes.

Exactly.

bmack86
11-13-2012, 09:32 PM
I'm drinking a six pack of Big Flats tonight. It's like fermented cotton candy. That's not a good thing, but it's not exactly horrible either.

SoulDischarge
11-13-2012, 09:33 PM
I am tremendously amused by the reviews of the White House on Google. Especially the people who are outraged that some reviewers are reviewing the President as opposed to the facilities themselves. https://plus.google.com/117449962906737684987/about?hl=en

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
11-15-2012, 08:03 PM
This seems like a good enough place to put this.

EDIT: Damn, the screenshot got too squished to read on the board.


Hey guys my name is David I'm 26 years old and I am an aspirin screenwriter working on a t.v show series. idea I am looking for someone who is a rookie like I am who is still trying to make it in the film industry someone fresh would be great. I had a writing partner before who was helping me on this project but things got difficult for him and he got too busy to continue, so I am looking for someone who could be committed to this project someone who has the thirst and be part of something that I think is amazing and you will too. I need a writer who loves dark humor, horror, controversy, and a bit of erotica someone who is not afraid to write what is on their mind.
The whole concept of the series is being born with a silver spoon in your mouth and how 8 different characters with separate lives all live their daily lives. This concept is difficult in the sense that all of 8 of these characters do not know each other but go to the same school they all have their own set of friends 18 in total and they all have their siblings i.e mom and/or dad sister or brother 22 characters. All 8 characters done all 22 siblings done half of the friends done. Already started with the first season I just need a reliable partner please.
Let me know a bit about yourself and who you are and what you like to write. Attach Facebook page so i can get a sense of who you are. I am looking for people around my age too who are young and ambitious. I'm looking forward to hearing from all of you I'm excited to get this going and I'm planning on pitching this to Ryan Murphy when somethings done so lets keep our fingers crossed. Thank you for your time.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/wrg/3412907988.html

AlecEiffel
11-16-2012, 11:16 AM
Everything else aside, 50 characters?!

Somewhat Damaged
11-19-2012, 07:31 PM
This gave me a hearty chuckle. From Hardwell's Facebook page:

Mike Frappier

Dearest Robert:
The last time you came to montreal, you went out of the main part of the city and you went where theyre was only 18+ allowed. I think I speak for people everywhere that you should play your shows where everyone can attend. Because the #1 thing to do on my list right now is to see you in concert. I've grown up listening to you and all your music. I'm a 16 year old boy in Montreal and would really love if you came. It would make my world. I am myself a DJ and my dream is to be a guy like you. To have all these fans and play all these shows and make music. That's my dream. I live for bass. So please if you could start doing tours where all ages can attend that would be awesome.
Love
Mike Frappier 16 years old "DJFRAPPIER".

Hannahrain
11-30-2012, 06:31 PM
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8203/8234206878_89a41cf3f0_z.jpg

RotationSlimWang
11-30-2012, 07:31 PM
I remember somebody else tried to say something along those lines and getting in a lot of trouble for it.

Hannahrain
11-30-2012, 07:41 PM
I know. We're collectively trying to decide whether or not it's worth the cancer to still begrudge him.

Hannahrain
12-23-2012, 05:38 PM
Please Don't Do Gay Rights In Front Of Me: Thoughtful Dispatches from Yahoo! Comments.



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Hannahrain
01-22-2013, 04:16 PM
This guy has multigenerational loins. I wonder if it's like a Doctor Who thing.


For 30 years I've been a great fan of JC Penney's. My wife and I registered there for her wedding shower, our wedding, and her baby shower. Most of my work clothes are from there, and I have a wall full of ties and a closet full of shoes purchased there. Due to JCP's recent pandering to the brainless pseudo-intellectual pro-gay morons in this country, they have just lost business from next two generations of my loins. Every of my 524 relatives will be informed of this move, and will chose to ban JC Penney accordingly.

chairmenmeow47
01-22-2013, 04:20 PM
sounds like a house full of psuedo-crap

weeklymix
01-22-2013, 04:23 PM
How does one converse with 524 relatives in a timely fashion?

Hannahrain
01-22-2013, 04:27 PM
I don't know, but it's probably something involving his overachieving Gallifreyan Time Loins.

weeklymix
01-22-2013, 04:29 PM
I like how he uses "accordingly" in the same sentence with "will chose" and "Every of my."

weeklymix
01-22-2013, 04:38 PM
That's been a thing / meme for a while.

chbludevil
01-22-2013, 04:41 PM
That's been a thing / meme for a while.

lol ok thanks

weeklymix
01-22-2013, 04:56 PM
Your post disappeared. I didn't want you to feel that bad about it.

Hannahrain
01-29-2013, 07:24 PM
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Miroir Noir
02-08-2013, 12:17 PM
In response to an article entitled "Two dead in apparent murder-suicide on I-80 in Salt Lake City", this comment:


What makes people think that outsourcing is a "Republican act "? Bill Clinton (DEMOCRAT) gave China Most Favored Nation Trading Status during the eight years of his administration. That meant no trade barriers or duties. The Chinese crushed our manufacturing community during this period. Bush gets into office and allows this to continue. NOW we have another DEMOCRAT in the office. Has Obama done ANYTHING to stop outsourcing and the loss of OUR jobs to unfair Chinese competition? * Crickets chirping *........ ANYTHING?..... Can anyone answer if Obama has done ANYTHING? During Obama's administration we witnessed a State Owned Chinese company , with Chinese workers on American soil build another Oakland Bay Bridge. Chinese Steel, Chinese labor, payed for by AMERICAN TAX DOLLARS. Oh yeah.... that Obama being a Democrat has done a lot to help create jobs, unfortunately jobs for China.
We as consumers no longer even have a choice to whether we purchase Chinese or American made products, they are almost now all made in China.

chairmenmeow47
02-08-2013, 12:59 PM
i wonder from what chinese-made device he posted that.

malcolmjamalawesome
02-09-2013, 10:48 AM
I find that a common thread among radical political comment section people is the odd placement of phrases like "Oh yeah" and "yeah right."

guedita
02-19-2013, 12:36 PM
From a craigslist ad in the pets section:


I WILL NOT SHIP HER TOO TIMBUCK TWO SO DONT ASK, SHE IS NOT FOR BREEDING SHES FIXED DONT ASK!!

greghead
03-11-2013, 06:55 AM
Wooow. This was left on MSN after a man was arrested for "rape by intoxication" in San Diego.



Carryingconcealed


I'm not saying a rapist shouldn't be accountable, Snoozer. I'm saying that this sounds exactly like Rose Colored Glasses described, which is, "a night of drunken sex with morning regret."

I mean let's be honest here, with the advent of women's rights and the inevitable feeling of empowerment that came with that, coupled with the zealous over-protection of the female species in our society, there are a lot of witch-hunts conducted for alleged "rapists" who actually raped no one.

It's beyond ridiculous that a woman only needs to mention the word rape and within 24-hours the accused's name is in the papers and on the news, his life wrecked forever regardless of the eventual outcome, yet her identity remains guarded. That is complete and utter bullsh!t


Apparently females are their own species now. Was not aware. This suspet was picked up in Texas on a $1,000,000 bond warrant and extradited back to SD. Pretty sure that kind of action isn't taken unless substantial proof exists that a crime has been committed, Mr. Gun Fetishist.

nathanfairchild
06-19-2013, 12:25 PM
I mean, come on...

This was an article on EW.com saying guess whether this line is from Lucille Bluth or if it is from Kanye West's new album. Some people take Kanye hate to ridiculous levels.

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Hannahrain
06-19-2013, 08:06 PM
I used to work for Starbucks and I love coffee but seriously Walt Disney World is a place of DREAMS not NAME BRANDS!!! KEEP DISNEY WORLD A DREAM NOT A SELLOUT!!!

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guedita
07-23-2013, 08:57 PM
3 out of 3 Netflix users found this review "helpful."


I was 11 when this movie came out and I first saw it. Being that Karen is 12, it fit right down my alley.

marooko
07-26-2013, 07:15 PM
This made me laugh. They always do.


Another koon showing the world how dumb they are

Starraven
10-20-2013, 12:02 PM
Trying to get a new stockpot for a big batch of menudo rojo for the holidays and ran into this review (http://www.amazon.com/review/R247S2C3CWX9IK/ref=cm_cr_pr_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000FNLTCU&linkCode=&nodeID=&tag=).

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Starraven
10-20-2013, 06:37 PM
More from TOBY (http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/AHL5JK8UAS8A8/ref=cr_cm_rdp_pdp_see_all/183-6244878-1455842?ie=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview).

Hannahrain
11-02-2013, 06:34 PM
This show is a great read.

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marooko
11-02-2013, 06:44 PM
Maybe they're hearing impaired.

Hannahrain
11-05-2013, 10:38 PM
A friend of mine had this sort of thing happen when she brought home a cactus. The cactus was set up in the living room and it started to shake violently. The lady called up the nursery that she bought the cactus from and the man told her to grab her family and pets and to RUN OUT THE FRONT DOOR ASAP!!! (And to slam the door shut as soon as they crossed the threshold.)
She followed his advice and as she turned around to slam the door, she noticed the cactus split down the middle and thousands of baby spiders were scattering all over her tiny house!!! She jumped in her car along with her kids and pet dog and off they sped to her mom's house which was a hundred miles away. The house had to be fumigated and also her neighbors homes too, because those were deadly spiders that nested inside the tall two-armed cactus that she should not have bought in the first place. Wild cacti belong in the desert, not inside people's homes, and that was one lesson she learned that day.

I wonder what the other lessons were.

mountmccabe
11-06-2013, 04:02 AM
She also learned to have a go-bag in a convenient spot for quick evacuations.

mountmccabe
11-06-2013, 04:03 AM
And she learned that the power plug for her mother's old Blackberry would work for her Android device.

mountmccabe
11-06-2013, 04:06 AM
But really why would they jump in the car and speed off? Once you're out the door (which doesn't need to be slammed) you're as safe as if you were 100 miles away. Wouldn't you want to stick around and arrange for fumigation/pest control/etc? Check that the back door is locked? Tell your neighbors? I know I would want to watch all the baby spiders through the window because, really, how often do you have such an opportunity?

Hannahrain
11-06-2013, 07:57 AM
I'm more interested in watching a cactus unzip from the inside.

mountmccabe
11-06-2013, 10:34 AM
Hannah learned to have video monitoring equipment set up around your home BEFORE you bring in vermin-infested plant life.

Hannahrain
11-12-2013, 10:19 PM
Amazon makeup review:


Bought this product hoping to use it for covering some bruises I will be having soon

...eesh.

ActionComics
11-17-2013, 10:56 AM
From NFL.com, in response to the Ravens-Bears game being suspended for a few hours due to tornado warnings


In the 70's tornadoes hit stadiums an games an weren't stopped, so now they are all a bunch of women playing flag football anyways

Miroir Noir
03-26-2014, 01:39 PM
From an article about the local health department closing an IHOP location for food safety violations:


too bad to hear about ihop. i have never been to that store, but eat at ihop in utah county (orem and american fork) quite often. special memories for my wife and i. i put the ring on her finger at an ihop in detroit almost 38 years ago.

marooko
03-26-2014, 01:47 PM
That's fucking bad ass!! Haha!

IceyHotshot
03-26-2014, 03:43 PM
Some moron regarding a statistic:


Of course all this data was researched and complied by a 3rd party, so I am sure it is accurate.