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PotVsKtl
09-15-2011, 09:30 AM
My whole face is numb, my head hurts and I'm going to vomit very soon. Food tastes like grass. What am I dying of?

miscorrections
09-15-2011, 09:30 AM
Fecal cancer.

PotVsKtl
09-15-2011, 09:34 AM
A likely story.

JebusLives
09-15-2011, 09:35 AM
Some sort of poison. Botulism?

marooko
09-15-2011, 09:39 AM
What ever it is, it's not happening soon enough. ;)

miscorrections
09-15-2011, 09:39 AM
Pizza AIDS.

Fourthisto
09-15-2011, 09:43 AM
That sounds like a combination of things, like the flu plus food poisoning! :eek:

Devin the Dude
09-15-2011, 09:46 AM
Age.

PotVsKtl
09-15-2011, 09:46 AM
I just shat a hoof.

Courtney
09-15-2011, 09:50 AM
Either the mumps or anxiety. Take your pick.

Courtney
09-15-2011, 09:51 AM
Or a medication side-effect.

Hannahrain
09-15-2011, 09:52 AM
If it's anything but a self-administered cyanide capsule after reading the post where Tom implies his angry abuse of Annie Clark's anus, it'll be a truly beautiful and fortunate coincidence.

kreutz2112
09-15-2011, 10:02 AM
Hangover.

sonofhal
09-15-2011, 10:07 AM
Graves disease.

Fourthisto
09-15-2011, 10:09 AM
This all sounds like we're writing the script that yielded the database used by webmd.com.

CellarOwl
09-15-2011, 10:10 AM
BANkMaLJaY4

RageAgainstTheAoki
09-15-2011, 10:13 AM
If youíre a woman, Iíd say itís likely hysteria. Please immediately begin a daily regimen of your at-home horse exercises and regular applications of Lysol Brand Disinfectant.

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If youíre a man, RIP.

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Hannahrain
09-15-2011, 10:15 AM
Inspiriting action.

miscorrections
09-15-2011, 10:19 AM
Appealing daintiness.

Hannahrain
09-15-2011, 10:23 AM
We probably shouldn't eulogize him just yet.

PotVsKtl
09-15-2011, 10:26 AM
There's some kind of irising portal here.

PotVsKtl
09-15-2011, 10:36 AM
It's full of meat.

J~$$$$
09-15-2011, 11:00 AM
The haunting memories of lost love.

a coquettish haberdasher.

SoulDischarge
09-15-2011, 11:21 AM
Gingervitis.

mountmccabe
09-15-2011, 11:27 AM
My whole face is numb, my head hurts and I'm going to vomit very soon. Food tastes like grass. What am I dying of?

Last time my face was numb it was because I was stung by a scorpion.

The last time my head hurt was yesterday due to being sick.

The last time I vomited was because I started drinking Scotch after drinking a bottle of wine.

The last time my food tasted like grass was because I was eating grass.


So it could be those things, like, combined.

Alchemy
09-15-2011, 11:27 AM
http://www.joystickdivision.com/dysentery.gif

Fourthisto
09-15-2011, 11:29 AM
Gingervitis.I always expect to read about Carrot Top dying from this, when his time finally comes.

DFrank
09-15-2011, 11:31 AM
Good thing we started the 'its raining board members' thread in anticipation of this.

Neighborhood Creep
09-15-2011, 12:36 PM
My whole face is numb, my head hurts and I'm going to vomit very soon. Food tastes like grass. What am I dying of?

http://www.thescrappygourmet.com/cart/images/TM4491.jpg

Courtney
09-15-2011, 01:59 PM
Not to take away from Pot's thunder, but I'm pretty sure that I too am dying. Pounding headache, inability to focus, cold despite it being 87 degrees outside, sweaty, ghostly pale, and itchy all over. It started out with me just being tired, so I assumed it was too much travel, but now I think something is actually genuinely wrong. This is the third day I've been home sick, and I do not like it.

Starraven
09-15-2011, 02:27 PM
It really is raining Coachella board members. T.T

MissingPerson
09-15-2011, 02:47 PM
Lurgy. I say Lurgy.

guedita
09-15-2011, 02:48 PM
We are all dying. Daily.

chairmenmeow47
09-15-2011, 02:50 PM
wait, pot's from texas, right? he must have been forced into that deadly HPV vaccine. case closed. someone phone michelle bachmann she has a new spokesperson <3

fatbastard
09-15-2011, 02:51 PM
3rd degree bitterness.

faxman75
09-15-2011, 02:51 PM
That would make sense. I remember back when Pot was a 12 year old girl. He was even more angry at the world back then.

SoulDischarge
09-15-2011, 02:52 PM
Not to take away from Pot's thunder, but I'm pretty sure that I too am dying. Pounding headache, inability to focus, cold despite it being 87 degrees outside, sweaty, ghostly pale, and itchy all over. It started out with me just being tired, so I assumed it was too much travel, but now I think something is actually genuinely wrong. This is the third day I've been home sick, and I do not like it.

Alohalitosis.

Courtney
09-15-2011, 02:53 PM
I just figured it out. It's fucking vog. You think I would be able to recognize the symptoms after three years of living here. But yet it still manages to sneak up on me every time.

Fucking tropical paradise.

RageAgainstTheAoki
09-15-2011, 03:05 PM
I just figured it out. It's fucking vog. You think I would be able to recognize the symptoms after three years of living here. But yet it still manages to sneak up on me every time.

Fucking tropical paradise.


I uhhh... totally misread that three letter word. Although, that would align with my prior diagnosis for Pot.

betao
09-15-2011, 03:56 PM
DkGR65CXaNA

obzen
09-15-2011, 05:48 PM
I hope Akira thrives on your cheap face.

Still-ill
09-15-2011, 05:52 PM
If you answer a couple of questions, I'll give it a shot:

Are you currently being subjected to Scaphism by anyone you know?
Have you recently attempted to summon any demonic entities?

If not, then it's out of my area of focus.

lunatic core
09-16-2011, 01:03 AM
I have had a headache all day, also I had less ability to put up with bullshit today than normal. So I was more than willing to snap on a motherfucker. I am kinda hungry now also. Am I dying?

SoulDischarge
09-16-2011, 03:58 AM
You're either pregnant, or 80 years old. Or both.

TomAz
09-16-2011, 07:00 AM
If it's anything but a self-administered cyanide capsule after reading the post where Tom implies his angry abuse of Annie Clark's anus, it'll be a truly beautiful and fortunate coincidence.

http://www.nndb.com/people/910/000031817/carl-jung-1-sized.jpg

Neighborhood Creep
09-16-2011, 08:06 AM
I WAS BORN TO DIE!