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Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 08:06 PM
...

PlayaDelWes
08-10-2011, 08:09 PM
First

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 08:09 PM
PlayaDelWes: The High-Jump Champion.

Gribbz
08-10-2011, 08:10 PM
Alright.

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 08:12 PM
Dale Gribble: On Precipices and Crags Above the Clouds.

nosurprises12
08-10-2011, 08:13 PM
I'll bite.

Wheres the beef?
08-10-2011, 08:13 PM
http://i54.tinypic.com/2hrlqo2.jpg

lunatic core
08-10-2011, 08:14 PM
I have no idea, what is this ?

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 08:14 PM
I'll bite.

Nosurprises12: Tragic Migrant.


http://i54.tinypic.com/2hrlqo2.jpg

Kingsblend420: Graceful Symbol of the Alps.

LickTheLizzard
08-10-2011, 08:15 PM
next please!

koryp
08-10-2011, 08:17 PM
Huh? Yes me too!

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 08:17 PM
I have no idea, what is this ?

Lunatic Core: A Fleece for Inca Royalty.


next please!

LickTheLizzard: The Cold-Climate Version of the Camel.

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 08:18 PM
Huh? Yes me too!

Koryp: A Sturdy Wild Ass.

gaypalmsprings
08-10-2011, 08:19 PM
Find me a gay one.

Please.

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 08:23 PM
Gaypalmsprings: A Fur for Kings.

Neighborhood Creep
08-10-2011, 08:23 PM
Also wants a gay one

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 08:25 PM
Neighborhood Creep: The Largest Living Flesh Eater.

Sleepingrock
08-10-2011, 08:25 PM
Yo!

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 08:26 PM
Sleepingrock: Hoarder and Pet.

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 08:31 PM
LickTheLizzard: The Cold-Climate Version of the Camel.

I'm changing yours. LickTheLizzard: The Mammal That Looks Like a Lizard.

koryp
08-10-2011, 08:35 PM
Koryp: A Sturdy Wild Ass.

I just asked for my username description to be changed from member to this.

Starraven
08-10-2011, 08:35 PM
hurray

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 08:37 PM
Starraven: The Monkey With The Longest Tail.

chairmenmeow47
08-10-2011, 08:38 PM
this is perfect timing, i plan on dying any minute now.

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 08:40 PM
Chairmenmeow47: It Rolls Itself Into a Perfect Ball.

koryp
08-10-2011, 08:40 PM
I'm changing yours. LickTheLizzard: The Mammal That Looks Like a Lizard.

Ben, I have changed your contact info on our phone list to reflect this.

LickTheLizzard
08-10-2011, 08:42 PM
thank you sir!

caeden
08-10-2011, 08:42 PM
what the fuck is this shit?

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 08:42 PM
Caeden: Neither A Pig Nor From Guinea.

Kyliediscope
08-10-2011, 08:45 PM
Me!

caeden
08-10-2011, 08:49 PM
Caeden: Neither A Pig Nor From Guinea.

how apropos

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 08:51 PM
Thecapsulettes: Victim of the Witch Doctors.

RageAgainstTheAoki
08-10-2011, 09:04 PM
still going?

Alchemy
08-10-2011, 09:05 PM
still going?

TickleMeElmo
08-10-2011, 09:07 PM
still going?

MissingPerson
08-10-2011, 09:08 PM
I wish Hannah was in charge of like half the internet. The shit half. She'd whip it into shape.

amyzzz
08-10-2011, 09:08 PM
Let's do this.

marooko
08-10-2011, 09:09 PM
This should be good.

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 09:10 PM
still going?

RageAgainstTheAoki: An Egg-Layer That Suckles Her Young


still going?

Alchemy: Whale Horse of the Vikings

MissingPerson
08-10-2011, 09:13 PM
What in the name of Odin did "Whale horse of the Vikings" originally refer to?

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 09:18 PM
still going?

TickleMeElmo: Voice Of The Prairie.


I wish Hannah was in charge of like half the internet. The shit half. She'd whip it into shape.

MissingPerson: Man And Beast In Close Rapport.


Let's do this.

Amyzzz: A Digger With A Hundred Teeth.


This should be good.

Marooko: Pest Or Benefactor?

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 09:19 PM
What in the name of Odin did "Whale horse of the Vikings" originally refer to?

Walrus: Whale Horse Of Thetcetera.

clumsy342
08-10-2011, 09:21 PM
HONOR MY DEATH!

RageAgainstTheAoki
08-10-2011, 09:21 PM
RageAgainstTheAoki: An Egg-Layer That Suckles Her Young


I'll take it... but I'm quite sure I would have had an abortion.

miscorrections
08-10-2011, 09:22 PM
I'm in need of a post-colon phrase.

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 09:24 PM
HONOR MY DEATH!

Clumsy342: Sacred Monkey of Egypt.


I'm in need of a post-colon phrase.

Miscorrections: Powerful, Semi-Aquatic, Temperamental.

frazzles
08-10-2011, 09:29 PM
Hannah for 2011 Boardie MVP...again

TomAz
08-10-2011, 09:30 PM
I hope I'm something bilious.

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 09:33 PM
Hannah for 2011 Boardie MVP...again

Frazzles: Noisy Sleeper, Noisy Eater.


I hope I'm something bilious.

TomAz: Toy Fox Of The Desert.

Miroir Noir
08-10-2011, 09:49 PM
I like recognition, even if its silly!

getbetter
08-10-2011, 09:52 PM
Hannah!

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 09:54 PM
I like recognition, even if its silly!

Miroir Noir: Africa's Most Dangerous Big-Game Animal.


Hannah!

Getbetter: A Fur So Fine You Cannot Feel It When You Touch It With Your Fingertips.

daxton
08-10-2011, 09:55 PM
Why not.

Miroir Noir
08-10-2011, 09:56 PM
Whooooo hooooo. I always loved "The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber."

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 09:56 PM
Daxton: Hay-Maker.

getbetter
08-10-2011, 09:56 PM
Getbetter: A Fur So Fine You Cannot Feel It When You Touch It With Your Fingertips.

:D I like it

daxton
08-10-2011, 09:58 PM
Zack, yours is good.

M Sparks
08-10-2011, 10:32 PM
Yes, please.

M Sparks
08-10-2011, 10:34 PM
Walrus: Whale Horse Of Thetcetera.

You should have saved that for Walrus.

Hannahrain
08-10-2011, 10:37 PM
M Sparks: Gentle Forest Dweller With A Sad Man's Face.

M Sparks
08-10-2011, 10:42 PM
^If I had died 2 years ago in Flagstaff still married, this would have been incredibly accurate.

ivankay
08-10-2011, 11:34 PM
me please!

SoulDischarge
08-11-2011, 12:05 AM
Kill me next.

greghead
08-11-2011, 12:45 AM
Hit me.

Still-ill
08-11-2011, 01:33 AM
Me!

locachica73
08-11-2011, 05:56 AM
Me too. (please)

Fourthisto
08-11-2011, 05:58 AM
My cat's breath smells like cat's food.

heart cooks brain
08-11-2011, 06:14 AM
Kick me when I'm up!

NachoCat
08-11-2011, 06:23 AM
ME ME ME

bug on your lip
08-11-2011, 06:31 AM
still going?

mountmccabe
08-11-2011, 06:42 AM
This is fun.

nathanfairchild
08-11-2011, 06:42 AM
me :)

captncrzy
08-11-2011, 07:01 AM
ahem

NachoCat
08-11-2011, 07:04 AM
If I die before I get my epithet I will haunt you.

sames44
08-11-2011, 07:53 AM
is this still a thing?

caco0283
08-11-2011, 10:37 AM
hi hannah

algunz
08-11-2011, 12:08 PM
I hope Hannah is not dead. She didn't give herself an epithet yet.

Mr. Dylanja
08-11-2011, 12:12 PM
Do me, Hannah, do me! :winkiss

Starraven
08-11-2011, 12:19 PM
Amyzzz: A Digger With A Hundred Teeth.


Holy shit yours is awesome.

ThatGirl
08-11-2011, 12:37 PM
Hannah mine too please!

I.F.A.
08-11-2011, 12:49 PM
Me too, please.

amyzzz
08-11-2011, 12:50 PM
Mine sounds like something out of Hellraiser. I can dig that.

djandrews25
08-11-2011, 12:52 PM
:thu

koryp
08-11-2011, 01:10 PM
I hope Hannah is not dead. She didn't give herself an epithet yet.

Did her inmate get out?

thefunkylama
08-11-2011, 02:58 PM
I will die of some unfortunate and sudden accident involving stairs and too-tight shoes.

full on idle
08-11-2011, 03:39 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y209/VJHStarr/tombstone.jpg

AndrewDiceClay
08-11-2011, 03:41 PM
Hit me

Starraven
08-11-2011, 04:57 PM
http://www.wishafriend.com/mourning/tombstone/

^Well now...

Hannahrain
08-11-2011, 05:09 PM
I have meant epitaph this whole time. How embarrassing.


me please!

Ivankay: A Near-Extinct Relative Of The American Bison.


Kill me next.

Souldischarge: The Only Beast Of Burden Domesticated By The Native Peoples Of The Americas.


Hit me.

Greghead: A Shy But Mighty Termite Hunter.


Me!

Still-Ill: A Twentieth Century Discovery.


Me too. (please)

Locachica73: Scavenger And Grave Digger.


My cat's breath smells like cat's food.

Fourthisto: Bone Crusher.


Kick me when I'm up!

Heart Cooks Brain: Asiatic Fisherman.


ME ME ME

NachoCat: Mountain Lion, Puma, Cougar, Catamount.


still going?

Bug On Your Lip: The Chemical Weapon.


This is fun.

MountMccabe: The Most Intelligent Pinniped.


me :)

Nathanfairchild: The New World's Fastest Runner.


ahem

Captncrzy: An American Wildcat.


is this still a thing?

Sames44: Placid But Not Predictable.


hi hannah

Caco0283: The Scents Of Africa.


I hope Hannah is not dead. She didn't give herself an epithet yet.

Algunz: A Legend Of The Old West.


Do me, Hannah, do me! :winkiss

Mr. Dylanja: Designed For Desert Travel.


Hannah mine too please!

ThatGirl: A Superb Mountaineer.


Me too, please.

IFA: Designed For Desert Travel.


:thu

Djandrews25: Straight Across The Jungle.


I will die of some unfortunate and sudden accident involving stairs and too-tight shoes.

TheFunkyLama: The World's Champion Wool-Bearer.


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y209/VJHStarr/tombstone.jpg

Full On Idle: Voice Of The Prairie.


Hit me

AndrewDiceClay: The Ocean's Most Voracious Pirate.

algunz
08-11-2011, 05:12 PM
Epithet still works.

SoulDischarge
08-11-2011, 05:13 PM
Caco0283: The Scents Of Africa.

Too good.

Fourthisto
08-11-2011, 05:33 PM
Fourthisto: Bone Crusher.
I don't think I've ever been happier. People that visit my tombstone will imagine I was some sort of meanass gorilla, but also a popular monster truck. Thank you, Hannah.

Pixiessp
08-11-2011, 10:33 PM
Just when I thought I was done here, Hannah kills it. < epitaph pun.

Fire me up!

rasooli
08-12-2011, 12:03 AM
Overrated

greghead
08-12-2011, 03:56 AM
Greghead: A Shy But Mighty Termite Hunter.



:pulse

sames44
08-12-2011, 07:10 AM
Sames44: Placid But Not Predictable.


love!

Courtney
08-12-2011, 07:14 AM
Me me me me me me please.

nine day brawl
08-12-2011, 07:25 AM
pleased to meet you!

Mr. Fuzz
08-12-2011, 07:28 AM
Chairmenmeow47: It Rolls Itself Into a Perfect Ball.

This is perfect. Someone needs to photoshop this underneath one of her "rollergirl pics"

ivankay
08-12-2011, 07:35 AM
Ivankay: A Near-Extinct Relative Of The American Bison.


This makes me feel unique.

captncrzy
08-12-2011, 07:41 AM
American Wildcat. Fuck yeah!

NachoCat
08-12-2011, 07:48 AM
Im Jealous

nathanfairchild
08-12-2011, 08:03 AM
Nathanfairchild: The New World's Fastest Runner.

i'm either a cheetah or Usain Bolt.

canexplain
08-12-2011, 08:09 AM
This is going to be a mistake :) Hit me up too please .... cr****

BROKENDOLL
08-12-2011, 10:03 AM
Do I even qualify for a tombstone, or am I destined to end up in a hole with a popcIcle stick as my headstone?

heart cooks brain
08-12-2011, 11:30 AM
Do I even qualify for a tombstone, or am I destined to end up in a hole with a popcIcle stick as my headstone?

buried at sea is always an option.

ThatGirl
08-12-2011, 03:47 PM
A superb mountaineer...that's awesome! I climbed my first mountain this year! You rock Hannah.

algunz
08-12-2011, 04:03 PM
"I'll be your huckleberry."

Hannahrain
08-13-2011, 09:34 PM
I am no longer visiting my mother and therefore no longer have access to closets full of multigenerational childhood playthings. The remainder of interested parties will be memorialized using a copy of the informational city guide St. Petersburg & Its Environs.

This was a mistake:



Mr. Dylanja: Designed For Desert Travel.

IFA: Designed For Desert Travel.

Wholehearted apologies to both parties. Please enjoy your replacement memorial phrases:

Mr. Dylanja: It Was Intended For Small Receptions.

IFA: The Product Of An Ingenious Piece Of Urban Design.

Hannahrain
08-13-2011, 09:45 PM
Just when I thought I was done here, Hannah kills it. < epitaph pun.

Fire me up!

Pixiessp: Laid Out Symmetrically.


Me me me me me me please.

Courtney: A Liturgical Interpretation Of The Last Supper.


pleased to meet you!

Bucketofpower: 81 Meters High.


This is perfect. Someone needs to photoshop this underneath one of her "rollergirl pics"

Mr. Fuzz: Triumphed Over The Swedes.


Do I even qualify for a tombstone, or am I destined to end up in a hole with a popcIcle stick as my headstone?

Brokendoll: Created Within A Fairly Short Space Of Time.


Overrated

Rasooli: Named After Its Owner.


This is going to be a mistake :) Hit me up too please .... cr****

Canexplain: Fell Victim To A Terrible Fire.

shakermaker113
08-13-2011, 09:47 PM
hi.

Hannahrain
08-13-2011, 09:48 PM
Shakermaker113: Equipped With Its Own Pier.

BROKENDOLL
08-13-2011, 09:55 PM
buried at sea is always an option.
So, I'd get my own anchor? Cool.

bmack86
08-13-2011, 10:02 PM
I'm very glad this thread exists.

BROKENDOLL
08-13-2011, 10:03 PM
Thank you, Hannah...That may help to explain to others long after I'm gone that, yes, parts were missing or put together half-assed.

Hannahrain
08-13-2011, 10:09 PM
Bmack86: Covered With Velvet.

buddy
08-13-2011, 10:21 PM
hannah, me please

buddy
08-13-2011, 10:23 PM
Bmack86: Covered With Velvet.

this sounds like prince

weeklymix
08-13-2011, 10:25 PM
Submit.

Hannahrain
08-13-2011, 10:39 PM
hannah, me please

Buddy: Passed To Guests, Who Were Obliged Under Strict Surveillance And At Great Risk To Their Health.


Submit.

Weeklymix: Best Railing In The World.

guedita
08-13-2011, 10:40 PM
Moi

buddy
08-13-2011, 10:46 PM
Buddy: Passed To Guests, Who Were Obliged Under Strict Surveillance And At Great Risk To Their Health.

love it

bmack86
08-13-2011, 10:48 PM
I'm convinced mine actually came from Seinfeld, but it's entirely appropriate.

Hannahrain
08-13-2011, 11:06 PM
Guedita: Is No Longer Worshipped Here.

chiapet
08-13-2011, 11:23 PM
ok.

Theijuiel
08-14-2011, 03:11 AM
Greetings, what would my epitaph say?

mountmccabe
08-14-2011, 04:59 AM
I would like an epithet, epitaph and/or an epilabis, please.

Hannahrain
08-14-2011, 08:49 AM
I would like an epithet, epitaph and/or an epilabis, please.

You've been given one. Are you trying to take advantage of my free services? I don't take kindly to those who try to take advantage of my free services.

I'm in my room now and that other book is all the way in the living room, so yours are going to come off the packaging from a box fan more within my reach.


ok.

Chiapet: Convenient Top-Mounted Controls.


Greetings, what would my epitaph say?

Theijuiel: Hecho En U.S.A. Con Partes De U.S. E Importadas.

chiapet
08-14-2011, 10:07 AM
Wow. Well done.

stinkbutt
08-14-2011, 12:51 PM
I've been looking for a new epitaph, seeing as "double the cheese, double the fun" just doesn't cut it anymore

Hannahrain
08-14-2011, 12:58 PM
Stinkbutt: Laboratory Tested To Ensure Quality And Potency.

Yours is from vitamins.

stinkbutt
08-14-2011, 01:00 PM
Amazing

HowToDisappear
08-14-2011, 01:02 PM
Oooh, do me. Please.

mountmccabe
08-14-2011, 02:09 PM
You've been given one. Are you trying to take advantage of my free services? I don't take kindly to those who try to take advantage of my free services.

I'm in my room now and that other book is all the way in the living room, so yours are going to come off the packaging from a box fan more within my reach.

Yes, that must've been it. I was trying to take advantage. I wanted two epitaphs. I have a voracious appetite for epitaphs. I most humbly apologize and take it back.

Courtney
08-15-2011, 07:03 AM
Courtney: A Liturgical Interpretation Of The Last Supper.

Yes!

fiyahhh!
08-15-2011, 11:01 AM
hello

Hannahrain
08-15-2011, 11:28 AM
Oooh, do me. Please.

HowToDisappear: Looking For Hard-Bodied Women.


hello

Fiyahhh!: Talks Too Much About Being A Millionaire.



http://images.betterworldbooks.com/031/How-to-Snare-a-Millionaire-Johnson-Lisa-9780312965174.jpg




Thank you all for your participation. It is with great sadness and a deep appreciation for your indulgence that I now end this particular exercise, effective immediately following this post. What a long, strange trip it's been.

marooko
08-15-2011, 12:35 PM
Thank you.

HowToDisappear
08-15-2011, 03:44 PM
HowToDisappear: Looking For Hard-Bodied Women.


Hahaha... this will truly confound and perplex my bereaved family.

SoulDischarge
08-15-2011, 03:53 PM
Are you typically known for pursuing soft-bodied women?

HowToDisappear
08-15-2011, 04:19 PM
I haven't pursued anyone in decades.