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darthlaker
03-13-2007, 08:50 PM
All the Coachella's it's the same thing every year. Just because it's like a european music festival doesn't mean we have to smell like them so ladies please shower before EACH show wear that secret solid and spray prefume please and men a shower, cologne and mitchum "cause you can even skip a day" and brush your teeth like your dentist says + plus you feel better.

that's all and remember Coachella is about "Making People Happy":winkiss

dl

gaypalmsprings
03-13-2007, 08:58 PM
OMG - nothing worse than perfume & cologne stench from the hot sun. Use deoderant, but leave the rest at home. Mitchum is older than old school. I hope I don't stand next to darth.

fatbastard
03-13-2007, 09:07 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000053055.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

Please. You won't even know I'm next to you.

fire_in_cairo
03-13-2007, 09:17 PM
Yeah, so long as Ban don't go on strike:thu

wisconsinboozer
03-13-2007, 09:17 PM
yea thats the worse, bring your sars masks

Mr.Nipples
03-13-2007, 09:27 PM
pine tree air freshner

invisiblerobots
03-13-2007, 10:56 PM
What is prefume?

JClemy
03-14-2007, 09:24 AM
I think you should just wear airfresheners like water wings!

Danica
03-14-2007, 10:59 AM
Uhhhh no thanks. I hate when people were perfume/cologne I cant breath.

shotglass75
03-14-2007, 11:04 AM
just baby powder your ass. at least that smell isn't that offensive

ediger
03-14-2007, 11:22 AM
I'm intrigued by this deodorant thing. Can someone explain?

BoardsofCoachella
03-14-2007, 11:25 AM
What is prefume?

Prefume 73

John Peel is My Co-pilot
03-14-2007, 07:36 PM
What is prefume?


You wear it BEFORE you start to fume. That's some stanky fungus right there...

woogie846
03-14-2007, 08:20 PM
Nothing is worse than Axe. I've got Right Guard, I'm good to go.

C DUB YA
03-15-2007, 05:10 AM
Axe is bad. Mitchum is not much better.

Use Kenzo for men (deodorant) its a bit pricey, but it does an amazing job without making you smell like a phoenix (hehe), or a men's cigar lounge. You can find it at Sephora.

I realize this post is outing my metrosexuality.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
03-15-2007, 08:29 AM
Axe is bad. Mitchum is not much better.

Use Kenzo for men (deodorant) its a bit pricey, but it does an amazing job without making you smell like a phoenix (hehe), or a men's cigar lounge. You can find it at Sephora.

I realize this post is outing my metrosexuality.


Way too late for that!

:winkiss

gaypalmsprings
03-15-2007, 08:37 AM
http://www.avionix.com/terrorist/osama_deoderant.jpg

http://www.coloderm.com/hyperhidrosis/hyper06.JPG

SFChrissy
03-15-2007, 08:48 AM
Degree and Aeromatherapy!!!

NAcademy93
03-15-2007, 10:15 AM
"just baby powder your ass."

How do you get through life Shitglass?

motopat651
03-15-2007, 10:52 AM
stay away from solids,they will melt.Gels and sprays work the best in the heat!

captncrzy
03-15-2007, 10:54 AM
I hate that not-so-fresh feeling

fatbastard
03-17-2007, 08:40 AM
"just baby powder your ass."

How do you get through life Shitglass?

Seriously, does anyone actually still use baby powder? I encounter adults who strongly smell like the stuff. Could it be that the fragrence carries from their babies or is it them? It's BABY POWDER. Adults don't wear baby powder do they?

jimmycrackcorn
03-17-2007, 04:14 PM
http://www.coloderm.com/hyperhidrosis/hyper06.JPG

dude WTF is wrong w/that ladies armpits!?
it looks like she wiped them down with iodine before applying gobs of solid deoderant...
:poo

ghettojournalist
03-17-2007, 04:22 PM
yeah, that is a sick picture.

i know someone who uses baby powder, but she is obsessed with babies, so that explains it.
i don't know about other people.

ayates
03-17-2007, 04:52 PM
Cologne? Perfume?

If you want to smell like a whore all day, that's certainly your business.

All That I Am
03-17-2007, 07:01 PM
ATTENTION HIPPIES!

Patchouli oil is not perfume.

boarderwoozel3
03-17-2007, 07:40 PM
The key here is showering daily and applying something before the show. People are going to smell like ass at the end of the day but at least we can keep it to a minimum.

leo01g
03-17-2007, 09:27 PM
Speed Stick with Irish spring soap in it is all you need. It dries up your armpits and you dont smell as bad.

fatbastard
03-17-2007, 10:00 PM
Cologne? Perfume?

If you want to smell like a whore all day, that's certainly your business.

I wear cologne. I don't feel like a whole. Now your going to have me doubting myself. You can't smell me coming down the street, that's for sure.

I remember going to a Washington Mutual ATM once and a guy next to me asked me what cologne I was wearing. He must have read my face because he said he was not gay, he just wanted to know. Hmmm.

amyzzz
03-18-2007, 08:39 AM
I don't wear perfume. I do wear deodorant though.

smilingdownward
03-18-2007, 04:13 PM
just fyi for the ladies, babypowder in the "naughty" areas have been known to cause cervical cancer/or other female cancer. i dont know if that is from a three day weekend of use or from long time useage. its the talc that is bad for you...but anyhoo
deodorant is a must but dont leave it in your tent if your camping, it will melt.
calgon body sprays are great and refreshing, love the stuff and they dont smell like ass, hawaiian ginger is my fav.

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/19659/200.jpg

TheWatcher
03-18-2007, 05:21 PM
PLEASE DON'T wear perfume!! (prefume?!)

There is nothing like being in a hot, crowded tent with lots of people wearing really bad cologne!

Take a shower each day. Clean sweat usually smells better than bad perfume.

Lot's of people are allergic to perfume anyways.

darthlaker
03-19-2007, 05:08 PM
thanks for the correction on my spelling... but really BRUSH your teeth. There's going to be people singing lyrics F u c k i n g up songs. No one needs to smell your yuck mouth all plaquey (if that's a word)

And remember Coachella is about "making people happy"

i hear 7.00 beer is back for 2007 but will be called 8.00 beer :)

dl:lool

captncrzy
03-19-2007, 08:53 PM
It was hot here in Phoenix again today; every time I got even a little "warm", I thought about that picture of that girls armpits. So so so so so gross.

Californicator
03-20-2007, 01:35 AM
I think Axe is okay. Black people call it "Ask".

Haha j/k.

HEADSTRUCK
03-20-2007, 10:53 AM
this thread made me laugh....i have a condo for the weekend so showering is not a prob but what about campers? do they have showers there?

invisiblerobots
03-20-2007, 11:17 AM
this thread made me laugh....i have a condo for the weekend so showering is not a prob but what about campers? do they have showers there?

At the onsite campsite they do.

eclectric
03-20-2007, 11:29 PM
bad hair smell is the worst.

dontfeedthebird
03-20-2007, 11:37 PM
I think Axe is okay. Black people call it "Ask".

Haha j/k.

This is the funniest thing I've read on this message board.

Californicator
03-21-2007, 01:10 PM
This is the funniest thing I've read on this message board.

Thank you. But, I must admit...I stole that one from the self-proclaimed genius, Adam Carolla.

David_w
04-16-2007, 04:00 AM
All the Coachella's it's the same thing every year. Just because it's like a european music festival doesn't mean we have to smell like them so ladies please shower before EACH show wear that secret solid and spray prefume please and men a shower, cologne and mitchum "cause you can even skip a day" and brush your teeth like your dentist says + plus you feel better.

that's all and remember Coachella is about "Making People Happy":winkiss

dl

Retard.

gaypalmsprings
04-16-2007, 05:32 AM
http://abyss.hubbe.net/gfx/covers/bks/lg/perfume.jpg