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zzzfilesk1
03-13-2007, 07:57 PM
who is going to masturbate in the restrooms this year

smilingdownward
03-13-2007, 08:08 PM
who would want to in the porta potties. nasty
but then again your probably a guy,

moooo
03-13-2007, 08:32 PM
steamy

woogie846
03-13-2007, 08:43 PM
who is going to masturbate in the restrooms this year

I hate you.

SojuGorae
03-13-2007, 10:44 PM
who is going to masturbate in the restrooms this year

Just you

Sexecutioner
03-14-2007, 09:00 AM
haha, i dont think theres any way i could finish in that stank. unless it was in the morning when it was still clean.

how nasty would it be if you went in there to piss or something and found a load of jizz on top of the mountain of shit.

blastyourears
03-14-2007, 09:08 AM
i am...? so?

kimery08
03-14-2007, 09:12 AM
just when i thought everything was covered...

Californicator
03-14-2007, 09:20 AM
how about batin' in your tent?

alyssak
03-14-2007, 10:11 AM
I'll probably masturbate during the Brazilian Girls set.

Oh Sabina, I can't resist you.

becomingcloser
03-14-2007, 10:36 AM
that's what the hand sanitizer is for...

get like 20 pumps of it before you go in, and you're all lubed up.

BoneDaddy
03-14-2007, 12:41 PM
haha, i dont think theres any way i could finish in that stank. unless it was in the morning when it was still clean.

how nasty would it be if you went in there to piss or something and found a load of jizz on top of the mountain of shit.

LOL! I nearly spit out my water when I read this. no pun intended:dumbo

luveebunni08
03-14-2007, 12:50 PM
just when i thought everything was covered...


lol! my thoughts exactly.

shoegazer76
03-14-2007, 12:53 PM
Hopefully Wolf Gang's Vault will distribute free hand lotion this year instead of sunblock. I guess the sunblock could work though & yr pecker wouldn't get sunburned from wankin yr shank all weekend long. Hope Wolf Gang delivers this year!

Boourns
03-14-2007, 01:15 PM
I'd rather do it in my tent, thanks.

invisiblerobots
03-14-2007, 01:23 PM
As long as there's a cinnamon roll involved.

SojuGorae
03-14-2007, 01:32 PM
http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/3063.jpg

becomingcloser
03-14-2007, 01:45 PM
at first glance, that looks like a young gilbert godfried.

the guy, not the doll.

jimmycrackcorn
03-14-2007, 03:54 PM
I'll probably masturbate during the Brazilian Girls set.

Oh Sabina, I can't resist you.

that really reminds me of a scene from "freeway 2 tales of a trickbaby"
-girl masturbating in prison-
"ohhhh sporty spice"
"OOOhhhh"

gaypalmsprings
03-14-2007, 04:38 PM
thought he looks a little like james brown

woogie846
03-14-2007, 04:54 PM
thought he looks a little like james brown

The guy or the doll?

gaypalmsprings
03-14-2007, 04:56 PM
The guy or the doll?

SojuGorae

BoneDaddy
03-14-2007, 10:00 PM
2, maybe 3 years ago, someone on the board commented that she saw a load on the side/door of the porto potti she was in. She had to use a flashnight at night to see it.

I always wondered, how the hell she knew what it was?

boarderwoozel3
03-14-2007, 10:52 PM
As long as there's a cinnamon roll involved.

dude, are you gonna fuck a cinnamon roll?

becomingcloser
03-15-2007, 07:44 AM
SojuGorae

true. his avatar, yes.

the picture he posted... the dude w/ the blow up doll. young gilbert.

alyssak
03-15-2007, 07:58 AM
dude, are you gonna fuck a cinnamon roll?
Don't judge us.

Sexecutioner
03-15-2007, 03:05 PM
I'll probably masturbate during the Brazilian Girls set.

Oh Sabina, I can't resist you.

i might just have to go check out brazilian girls now. do you know where you might be standing for their set? :winkiss

becomingcloser
03-15-2007, 03:27 PM
i might just have to go check out brazilian girls now. do you know where you might be standing for their set? :winkiss

i'm not sure about her, but i like to sit down while i get it done.

the logistics are different for a lady, though.

becomingcloser
03-16-2007, 07:01 AM
As long as there's a cinnamon roll involved.

http://whatscookingamerica.net/Bread/CinnamonRolls2.jpg

that does look inviting.

invisiblerobots
03-16-2007, 07:05 AM
that does look inviting.

I just hope nobody walks in on me this time... I've said too much.

superskankinactionhero
03-17-2007, 07:44 AM
http://whatscookingamerica.net/Bread/CinnamonRolls2.jpg

that does look inviting.

are those things actually covered in baby paste?

qmaladaq
03-19-2007, 08:46 AM
dude, are you gonna fuck a cinnamon roll?

this was already discussed by a friend and I a couple days ago. It was concluded that the desert air is too dry and the frosting would harden, and irritation would ensue. now if a fresh out of the oven/microwave/morning sun roll were to be used... Thats just whole nother ball game. no pun intended.

danno828
03-19-2007, 09:08 AM
let's just hope no one does it in the public showers

sadsappysucker
03-19-2007, 09:38 AM
haha i posted on some thread in past experiences like 2 weeks ago about how i walked in on a guy jacking it into a cinnamon roll at coachella. first memory of coachella i ever had.

becomingcloser
03-20-2007, 12:32 PM
haha i posted on some thread in past experiences like 2 weeks ago about how i walked in on a guy jacking it into a cinnamon roll at coachella. first memory of coachella i ever had.

damn, you saw that?

becomingcloser
03-20-2007, 12:33 PM
are those things actually covered in baby paste?

poppin' fresh.

paganman7
03-20-2007, 01:49 PM
let's just hope no one does it in the public showers



Reason #847 to wear sandals in the showers!

dontfeedthebird
03-20-2007, 02:01 PM
let's just hope no one does it in the public showers

*whistles and slowly backs away*

asancho
03-20-2007, 08:13 PM
Oh lord...isnt part of the reason were going to coachella to meet nice looking girls with similiar musical tastes and have casual sex with said girls all weekend? Why the hell are you travelling hundreds (if not thousands) of miles to masterbate into a bathroom stall in Indio,CA?



Seriously, WTF is wrong with kids today?

soupbandit
03-20-2007, 10:40 PM
Oh lord...isnt part of the reason were going to coachella to meet nice looking girls with similiar musical tastes and have casual sex with said girls all weekend? Why the hell are you travelling hundreds (if not thousands) of miles to masterbate into a bathroom stall in Indio,CA?



Seriously, WTF is wrong with kids today?

the internet

Balthazar B
03-21-2007, 09:02 PM
I'll tug you...

if you tug me. Giggity !

nabila
04-09-2007, 05:08 AM
this is too funny, so far it sonds like every guy going to coachella is gonna be doin drugs and having a wank, if i see someone wanking im pointing and laughing

Snosurf
04-09-2007, 05:23 AM
this is too funny, so far it sonds like every guy going to coachella is gonna be doin drugs and having a wank, if i see someone wanking im pointing and laughing

Girls do drugs to. And girls masturbate too.

STOP FUCKING DENYING IT, GIRLS. haha

nabila
04-09-2007, 05:38 AM
well sir, i dont know about american girls but us english girls are very well behaved...

Alchemy
04-09-2007, 05:46 AM
well sir, i dont know about american girls but us english girls are very well behaved...

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/mary_poppins/julie_andrews/poppins3.jpg

nabila
04-09-2007, 05:56 AM
mary poppins is my idol

gaypalmsprings
04-09-2007, 06:27 AM
Mary Poppins vs The Arctic Monkeys

ZsHGwSU53xc

nabila
04-09-2007, 06:48 AM
dick van dyke look alikes can sleep in my tent...or mary poppins look alikes

NeverMyopic
04-09-2007, 08:05 PM
who is going to masturbate in the restrooms this year

not on the toilet roll dispensers, that's where I do my coke!!!

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
04-09-2007, 08:07 PM
eww....

Boourns
04-09-2007, 08:47 PM
I jerked off in the restroom at a Bennigans once.

MonsoonSeason
04-09-2007, 09:49 PM
oh Jesus I leave the internet two hours to watch a movie and look what happens

dontfeedthebird
04-10-2007, 06:55 AM
I loove Bennigan's. They serve Blue Moon.

MonsoonSeason
04-10-2007, 07:13 AM
I loove Bennigan's. They serve Blue Moon.

so does Damon's but they have blooming onions

MonsoonSeason
04-10-2007, 07:14 AM
I wouldn't masturbate over a blooming onion but when I think of them sometimes I bite my lip

fried onion > other foods

BeeII
04-10-2007, 08:42 AM
http://smiliesftw.com/x/inoutugh.gif (http://smiliesftw.com)

alyssak
04-10-2007, 09:03 AM
I jerked off in the restroom at a Bennigans once.
I masturbated in the middle of a library once. I was working, too.

MonsoonSeason
04-10-2007, 09:07 AM
I masturbated in the middle of a library once. I was working, too.

pics or it didn't happen

also to go with library tales, I saw some people doing it in the library. I snuck up on them and went right next to them, pretending to look for a book. the girl screamed and the guy was horrified.

alyssak
04-10-2007, 09:11 AM
I was 15 years old, full of hormones, and I got curious while shelving The Joy of Sex.

I would also catch this guy who used to bully me in high school looking at porn on the back computers. I'd walk up behind him pretending to shelf read and catch him. Then when he'd leave I'd have to go and clear the history so some poor old lady didn't accidentally click on it.

MonsoonSeason
04-10-2007, 09:13 AM
this I don't understand. so many times I have caught dudes looking up porn on library computers... I think that is more to be accessed at home :P

I mean I like going to libraries to get books :/

asancho
04-10-2007, 08:06 PM
Wow...i mean...wow. Im almost afraid to check back on this thread in a week for fear of the masterbation confessions im going to hear.


Almost.

S.Fantana
04-10-2007, 08:11 PM
LMAO...this is by far the best topic I have scrolled across...

JClemy
04-10-2007, 09:53 PM
I loove Bennigan's. They serve Blue Moon.

Being in Canada I've only had Blue Moon once but it was delicious. Straight from the brewery in Boulder.

glastos_better
04-10-2007, 09:57 PM
im going to masturbate in the middle of the pit when rage are on. it should be fun.

MonsoonSeason
04-10-2007, 11:58 PM
golly I hope I don't see that

dontfeedthebird
04-11-2007, 01:15 AM
i might kinda like to check that out. then next year, i can post under "past coachella experiences."

kennycarly
04-11-2007, 03:26 AM
There's got to be some one having a bat right as they were typing their post (flicking between screens to ogle awesome porn birds). I'm not, the Simpsons are on!

SheriNOIR
04-11-2007, 04:20 AM
off topic.. but what's Whats blue moon ?

vinylmartyr
04-11-2007, 05:32 AM
Its like blue balls but for your ass instead.

dontfeedthebird
04-11-2007, 07:38 AM
Its like blue balls but for your ass instead.

Close. But it's more like a weak Hoegaarden.

MonsoonSeason
04-11-2007, 08:41 AM
off topic.. but what's Whats blue moon ?

it's a Canadian attempt at a Belgian white ale with a spritz of coriander thrown in the brew. you're supposed to put an orage slice in the bottle to release the flavours, but I don't do it--just makes it fizzy.

JClemy
04-11-2007, 09:06 AM
Blue Moon isn't Canadian. It was made in Denver. It's won a lot of awards.

BoneDaddy
04-11-2007, 10:38 AM
Close. But it's more like a weak Hoegaarden.

Hoegaarden is so damn good. Wish it wasn't so expensive.

el_ornelas
04-11-2007, 11:11 AM
http://whatscookingamerica.net/Bread/CinnamonRolls2.jpg

that does look inviting.

ha!

el_ornelas
04-11-2007, 11:18 AM
sounds like i need to make sure i take my camera with me.

coachella is gonna be so much fun!
i can hardly wait!
i'm going to jizz my pants!

by this thread maybe i should wait til i get to coachella

MonsoonSeason
04-11-2007, 12:45 PM
Blue Moon isn't Canadian. It was made in Denver. It's won a lot of awards.

http://www.cbc.ca/money/story/2005/05/05/molson-050505.html

"Molson Canada's Montreal brewery will get a $2-million upgrade, sparked by the company's decision to begin producing Coors Blue Moon unfiltered wheat ale for the U.S. in late May."

what you're drinking in America is from Canada

rage patton
04-11-2007, 06:19 PM
im going to masturbate in the middle of the pit when rage are on. it should be fun.

i might kinda like to check that out. then next year, i can post under "past coachella experiences."

Ahaha!
I can garuntee you, if you masterbate in the pit... expect to come back witha very injured dick.

dontfeedthebird
04-11-2007, 06:40 PM
Hoegaarden is so damn good. Wish it wasn't so expensive.

Which is why I say, "Mmm. Blue Moon."

MonsoonSeason
04-11-2007, 06:41 PM
Which is why I say, "Mmm. Blue Moon."

fact

there are only a few beers cheaper than Blue Moon that are drinkable...

let's give it up for the Sam Adams family, eh?

dontfeedthebird
04-11-2007, 07:33 PM
I'm a Natty Light fan. I won't lie to you, Section 8.

MonsoonSeason
04-11-2007, 07:47 PM
dude what

I know you have taste so what's the deal? anything that is in a 30 pack is like extra toxic poison :(

jorluivil
04-11-2007, 09:24 PM
Who was masturbasting when they came across this thread?

miscorrections
04-11-2007, 09:32 PM
I'm a Natty Light fan.

gross! it is all about the newcastle.

alyssak
04-11-2007, 10:10 PM
Who was masturbasting when they came across this thread?
I masturbated while reading a different thread yesterday.

bballarl
04-11-2007, 10:23 PM
Hot. The Dubai thread?

MonsoonSeason
04-11-2007, 10:33 PM
I masturbated while reading a different thread yesterday.

link to thread requested

MonsoonSeason
04-11-2007, 10:33 PM
gross! it is all about the newcastle.

also you are the best you have good taste madam

dontfeedthebird
04-12-2007, 04:34 AM
Masturbation and beer. Best idea ever.

alyssak
04-12-2007, 05:30 AM
It was on a different message board, sorry :\

dontfeedthebird
04-12-2007, 05:32 AM
A different messageboard that doesn't have links?

alyssak
04-12-2007, 05:55 AM
You have to be a registered member.

dontfeedthebird
04-12-2007, 06:24 AM
Oh. That makes sense that. I thought you were hoarding all the hot shit.

artgutser
04-12-2007, 06:32 AM
“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love” - Woody Allen

MonsoonSeason
04-12-2007, 07:13 AM
You have to be a registered member.

oh it's one of those types of forums, those sick freaky forums that you have to sign up to be a member, eh?

oh wait you have to sign up for the coachella forums too

JClemy
04-12-2007, 10:02 PM
oh it's one of those types of forums, those sick freaky forums that you have to sign up to be a member, eh?

oh wait you have to sign up for the coachella forums too

This isn't a sick and freaky forum? I was tricked! What are these other forums you speak of!

I think it's awesome that blue moon will be made in Canada now, maybe we'll get it up here!
It was originally created in Denver at the Coors field brewery.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Moon_%28beer%29

MonsoonSeason
04-12-2007, 10:09 PM
I like to try and forget that blue moon was originally made by coors because ewwwwww coors ewwwww

dontfeedthebird
04-12-2007, 10:10 PM
Mmm. Beer. (regardless of where it's made)

BoneDaddy
04-12-2007, 10:32 PM
Back to talk about:

One gun salute

Self-induced penile regurgitation

Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger

Coaxing the snot out of Goofy.

Releasing the hostages

Evicting the testicular squatters

and for the porto pottie jockeys

Toilet sailing:thu

miscorrections
04-12-2007, 10:37 PM
you are leaving out the ladies

dontfeedthebird
04-12-2007, 10:46 PM
All my ladies, yeah!

MonsoonSeason
04-12-2007, 10:51 PM
i think that we can talk more about beer because beer and masturbation go hand in hand

miscorrections
04-12-2007, 10:53 PM
well, yeah, 'cause both hands are occupied

MonsoonSeason
04-12-2007, 11:13 PM
well, yeah, 'cause both hands are occupied

touch

down

BoneDaddy
04-13-2007, 09:57 AM
you are leaving out the ladies

Airing the orchid

Buttering up the whisker biscuit

Hee-haw with wrinkled mee-maw

Play the clitar

Slapping the south mouth

Tiptoe through the twolips

carry on...

becomingcloser
04-13-2007, 12:25 PM
I masturbated while reading a different thread yesterday.

it was that picture of my tongue, wasn't it?

Bud Luster
04-13-2007, 02:16 PM
From URB - Coachella article:
Sid Z:
"In 2005, there were these Audi cars set up at the URB afterparty. I did the lighting, put up some stuff and helped organized it. So the Audi rep comes up to me and says, “Hey Sid, I need your help. There’s somebody in one of our Audi’s right now masturbating.” So I go and look inside and she’s in the passenger side. I knock on the glass and wave to her. She does her thing, pulls her skirt back down, jumps out and the fi rst thing she says to me is, “There’s nothing better than fresh, new vinyl.” And I’m thinking, “That’s funny because this is leather.”

Digging a Trench
Doing your Nails
Dousing the Digits
Flickin' the Bean
Gagging the Clam
Making Soup
Paddling the Pink Canoe
Pearl Fishing
Pussy Soccer
Mistressbation

semisonic
04-13-2007, 02:38 PM
I used to have an Audi. I couldn't leave it parked for more than an hour without some chick hopping in and doing herself. I finally got tired of the leather-cleaning bills, sold it and got a Toyota.

BoneDaddy
04-13-2007, 04:00 PM
http://photos25.flickr.com/36691694_0749c32cc9_m.jpg

http://images.lamer.net/vaseline.jpg

http://www.shellen.com/uploaded_images/tissue-box-738715.jpg

http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/4_1705/porto_l3.jpg

http://blacktable.com/images/0309pics/PortoTales.jpg

The internets are good....good

jimmycrackcorn
04-13-2007, 04:26 PM
<fav female masturbation slang
pushing the panic button....

it just puts a FUNNY picture in my brain whenever i hear it....

alyssak
04-13-2007, 05:00 PM
it was that picture of my tongue, wasn't it?
Hey guy, your tent or mine? ;)

Bud Luster
04-13-2007, 05:54 PM
~>got a bit of crush on Alyssak. Someone needs to start a support group...

alyssak
04-13-2007, 09:55 PM
And you probably haven't even seen my other homepage (http://www.superficialgallery.com/Columns/Rubicon/Home.htm).

Wheres the beef?
04-13-2007, 11:57 PM
touch

down

i want to party with YOU!

airguitarvet
04-14-2007, 06:10 AM
best thread ever

artgutser
04-15-2007, 08:08 PM
Problem: Canīt sleep and have to get up early tomorrow.
Solution: Masturbation!!!!!!!

JClemy
04-15-2007, 08:28 PM
Is that your site you were enjoying the most alyssa? This is the funniest thread ever!

becomingcloser
04-16-2007, 06:13 AM
Hey guy, your tent or mine? ;)

yours. i'll sneak away from mine.

JClemy
04-17-2007, 02:17 PM
bump

MonsoonSeason
04-19-2007, 07:09 AM
bump

let's talk more about boners and masturbation and girls too

Ardentbiscuit
04-19-2007, 09:48 AM
This is probably the person that always seems to forget to lock the door so somone ACCIDENTALLY opens it when they are in there...

Seems to happen millions of times every year...

dontfeedthebird
04-19-2007, 10:19 AM
I like watching people masturbate though.

JClemy
04-19-2007, 10:23 AM
I think the bumps were in vain. the funny is dead from this thread

DFrank
04-19-2007, 06:23 PM
So basically i'm going to be staring at a steamy pile of shit, tissue, piss, tampons, blood, and light creme of jizz ontop while im trying to take a piss.

MonsoonSeason
04-19-2007, 07:32 PM
only if you contribute

it won't become a pile unless you contribute

alyssak
04-19-2007, 07:41 PM
bump

let's talk more about boners and masturbation and girls too
If one more guy tries to tell me about their goddamn boner...

MonsoonSeason
04-19-2007, 07:43 PM
do people do that?

do people in conversation with you say, "hey let me tell you about my dick"

because I don't do that

alyssak
04-19-2007, 07:46 PM
No it's usually when I'm on IM and a guy messages me "Hey I have a boner"

:\

MonsoonSeason
04-19-2007, 07:50 PM
maybe they just want you to know what you're dealing with

like if somebody said "hey dude I really like star wars" you wouldn't know what's going on; however, if somebody said "hey I have a boner" you would know just to close out the window and block that dude

so maybe they're just being courteous?

artgutser
04-19-2007, 08:00 PM
If one more guy tries to tell me about their goddamn boner...


No it's usually when I'm on IM and a guy messages me "Hey I have a boner"

:\

The internets is full of horny, sex-crazed weirdos, so just donīt take it personal. I think most of this guys are sad and lonely people who just want to feel a conection of some sort with some one.
Letīs just change the subject and talk about my boner.......

alyssak
04-19-2007, 08:05 PM
unsolicited nudes in my PM box are hot

BoneDaddy
04-19-2007, 08:30 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f307/pirooz23/boner.jpg

BoneDaddy
04-19-2007, 08:34 PM
http://ee.1asphost.com/trancemanic/graphics/boner.jpg

BoneDaddy
04-19-2007, 08:35 PM
http://www.iloveroadhead.com/store/images/BONER_3285.jpg

MonsoonSeason
04-19-2007, 08:41 PM
if you get a huge boner reading survivor I wonder what will happen if you read a good book

artgutser
04-19-2007, 08:41 PM
Talk about killer boners......mmmhhhhh.....THE KILLER BONERS, thatīs a Troma movie title if I ever saw one.


unsolicited nudes in my PM box are hot

now, do you mean nudes (pictures) in your PM box, or nudes (dudes) IN YOUR "PM box"?

alyssak
04-20-2007, 02:38 AM
hahaha

???

clarky123
04-20-2007, 02:53 AM
unsolicited nudes in my PM box are hot

Bad girl! Enjoy the gig.

JClemy
04-20-2007, 02:14 PM
Unsolicited nudes! I only get helpful information about san diego!

shereenie
04-24-2007, 09:45 AM
I'm in the middle of my marketing class reading through this and laughing my ass off. coachella is going to be amazing.

MonsoonSeason
04-24-2007, 10:31 AM
I'm in the middle of my marketing class reading through this and laughing my ass off. coachella is going to be amazing.

I thought this post was going to be going in a different direction when I first saw "middle of my marketing class," I was about to be all like OH NO

kimery08
04-24-2007, 10:33 AM
liar.

you wouldve been like "oh yea!"

MonsoonSeason
04-24-2007, 10:34 AM
shh man you'll blow my cover

so uh hey baby how's marketing goin

JClemy
05-12-2007, 06:12 PM
well I didn't end up catching anyone making this kind of crime. whew!

alyssak
05-12-2007, 06:29 PM
I didn't see anyone m-bating, but I did catch a couple pounding away at each other next to a tent early Monday morning.

kaeso
05-12-2007, 07:16 PM
i saw a fifty man circle jerk.

alyssak
05-12-2007, 07:17 PM
Was that during Bjork??

vicorintian
05-12-2007, 08:38 PM
i heard a vibrator on a tent...

amanaplanacanalpanama
05-12-2007, 09:18 PM
i saw a fifty man circle jerk.

all i wanna know is, where were the dead babies?

JClemy
05-13-2007, 02:57 PM
Sounds like you really won on that one. I suppose that means you didn't get caught then? hehehe


I didn't see anyone m-bating, but I did catch a couple pounding away at each other next to a tent early Monday morning.

SuperClaud
05-13-2007, 03:55 PM
i saw someone beating off sunday night in their tent. they had a light on, so it was a huge shadow projected on their tent.

kamikaze
05-13-2007, 04:56 PM
you should have offered a helping hand.

alyssak
05-13-2007, 05:39 PM
Sounds like you really won on that one. I suppose that means you didn't get caught then? hehehe
Actually, I wouldn't have even noticed them, except I heard someone say "Well this is awkward." and I looked down and saw them. I replied "Oh shit, sorry. I hope you can still finish." and walked away laughing.

vicorintian
05-13-2007, 07:20 PM
Actually, I wouldn't have even noticed them, except I heard someone say "Well this is awkward." and I looked down and saw them. I replied "Oh shit, sorry. I hope you can still finish." and walked away laughing.

youīre so thoughtful!:lool

dontfeedthebird
05-13-2007, 07:26 PM
This was the first time I ever said, "It's too hot to masturbate." I normally only say that about sex between two people...

vicorintian
05-13-2007, 07:36 PM
i simply felt... uninspired:nono

dontfeedthebird
05-13-2007, 07:46 PM
There were some campers that kinda got me going. But I thought the Brokeback shower was inappropriate.

praxis1966
05-13-2007, 08:14 PM
you are leaving out the ladies

Capsizing the little man in the boat...

praxis1966
05-13-2007, 08:27 PM
you should have offered a helping hand.

Superclaud was the one that pointed that out to me. So I, in turn, pointed it out to this guy who was camping next to us. The guy masturbating turned off his light pretty quickly when my neighbor exclaimed "Fantastic!" a little too audibly.

danno828
05-14-2007, 08:22 AM
i had sex with my gf
i think saturday in the tent
it was so damn hot
but after i came, it burned so fuckin' much
like i had to pee, but didnt
it just burned so bad for like 10 minutes
any thoughts on why?

alyssak
05-14-2007, 08:24 AM
AIDS?

danno828
05-14-2007, 08:29 AM
haha, that would fuckin' suck
no seriously, i was looking for an actual explanation
i just thought since it was burning weather
and it was dirty in the tent
thought it could have been a tiny infection
a lot of girls get it

alyssak
05-14-2007, 08:35 AM
Maybe it's the same as when you get sweat in your eyes.

:\

danno828
05-14-2007, 08:37 AM
maybe, fuck i wanted to cry

JClemy
05-14-2007, 09:20 AM
That sounds as terrible as can be.

lifeiscoachella
05-14-2007, 09:37 PM
on sat morning i def woke up to a jizz filled outhouse. i was a lil less than impressed to say the least. but i mean whatever works for you... i guess?

JClemy
05-29-2007, 07:01 AM
Those outhouses were so far from erotic or appealing. I would think most people were more trying not to throw up rather than shooting one off

JClemy
09-03-2007, 07:54 PM
bumpo lol

algunz
09-13-2007, 01:30 PM
I masturbate to Coachella most days.

dontfeedthebird
10-13-2007, 07:31 PM
Good call algunz.

algunz
10-13-2007, 07:33 PM
I'm doing it right now!! nmnmnmnm . . .

gaypalmsprings
10-13-2007, 07:42 PM
right or left hand?

algunz
10-13-2007, 07:44 PM
My fingers. I'm fiddling with the man in the boat.

Amneeziac
10-13-2007, 09:57 PM
Thank god this thread was revived, it brought much insight on what this board turns into come late January.

JClemy
10-15-2007, 06:36 PM
Insight into masturbating at Coachella?

rage patton
10-15-2007, 06:56 PM
I just reread this entire thread.

Great times.

I wonder what magical threads will be started come January.

gaypalmsprings
10-22-2007, 06:40 PM
http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/Funny%20Pictures/myspace-graphic-funny035.jpg

ayates
01-10-2008, 09:56 PM
I love smearing melted Snickers bars all over the johns.

dontfeedthebird
01-10-2008, 10:19 PM
Thanks adam for bumping the [real] Best Thread Ever.

Botrocker
01-11-2008, 01:13 PM
I love smearing melted Snickers bars all over the johns.

Thats such a good idea!

Alchemy
01-11-2008, 02:19 PM
What's even better is put some snickers in your mouth and crunch it up before you go into the portapotty.

Then spit it with a lot of force against the wall so that it looks like projectile diarrhea.

Gyrus
01-11-2008, 05:51 PM
What's even better is put some snickers in your mouth and crunch it up before you go into the portapotty.

Then spit it with a lot of force against the wall so that it looks like projectile diarrhea.

Laughing my fucking ass off. I'm so doing this, and you would just know that no one else would use it so you could always go back to it without a line. Fuck yeah!!!

goodgrl
01-11-2008, 09:21 PM
I still cant believe how much this board still amazes me.
Srsly, is anything sacred?

Botrocker
01-13-2008, 09:26 PM
No nothing is sacred at those campgrounds

sbessiso
01-18-2008, 06:50 AM
of course it isnt, i have to see anybody masturbating or the products of, mayne this will be my lucky year!!

JClemy
01-18-2008, 09:13 PM
I'm so sad I'm going to miss all this fun this year

garrett222
01-18-2008, 10:08 PM
what could possibly keep you from missing a year at coachella?

traviscanada
01-18-2008, 10:24 PM
Best thread ever.

coldstart
01-18-2008, 10:26 PM
What's even better is put some snickers in your mouth and crunch it up before you go into the portapotty.

Then spit it with a lot of force against the wall so that it looks like projectile diarrhea.

Holy Jeziz...lol

JClemy
02-23-2008, 04:49 PM
Egypt was going to make me miss Coachella but lack of money means I get to do Coachella. It's gonna be awesome! I wanted this to get bumped up now that it's getting closer.

sbessiso
02-23-2008, 04:51 PM
im probably masturbating at coachella, i realistically dont see myself getting any

Sonicifyouwantit
02-23-2008, 07:24 PM
Im gonna tip it when you are in there

sbessiso
02-24-2008, 08:47 AM
yeah right, im not jerking in the portapotties, maybe right in the middle of the Sahara, just when the crowd is at its thickest, sweatiest, and nude-est

JClemy
02-24-2008, 09:02 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/250/523638050_4077cd1668_o.jpg

OMG! (Old I know but seriously. Those showers are a good break from the heat!)

sbessiso
02-24-2008, 09:17 AM
thats the funniest thing ever

JClemy
02-27-2008, 11:15 AM
It wouldn't be the funniest thing ever if it happened at Coachella

jonnypark
02-27-2008, 11:36 AM
As long as I wasn't in the shower

JClemy
02-27-2008, 12:09 PM
What if it broke your showers?!

NiceArthur32
02-27-2008, 12:34 PM
what happens if someone makes a masturbation while i dancing so fast?

Emmie01
02-27-2008, 12:38 PM
what happens if someone makes a masturbation while i dancing so fast?

I just nearly peed my pants I laughed so hard..

JClemy
02-27-2008, 02:57 PM
what happens if someone makes a masturbation while i dancing so fast?

Priceless

nationocean
02-27-2008, 04:34 PM
additional generic cop comment brian!

nationocean
02-27-2008, 04:36 PM
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1889/70536814ks7.jpg
APPROVES OF THIS THREAD

gaypalmsprings
02-27-2008, 04:42 PM
http://ramiel666.free.fr/leet/Forum/masterlock.jpg

nutcase890
03-02-2008, 11:48 AM
what happens if someone makes a masturbation while i dancing so fast?

ahahahahaha

gelica40
03-02-2008, 12:32 PM
what happens if someone makes a masturbation while i dancing so fast?

serious lolz

emtgreg
03-03-2008, 06:34 AM
oh lordy...

ILL BE IN MY BUNK

paganman7
03-03-2008, 07:34 AM
http://ramiel666.free.fr/leet/Forum/masterlock.jpg


GPS, it's shit like this that makes you one of my favorite posters!!!

OCGIRL714
03-10-2008, 12:15 AM
Forget the restrooms just go to KROQKen's tent and masturbate in there with him. LOL.

MonsoonSeason
03-11-2008, 08:30 PM
dude nobody wants to see kroqken masturbate

the hell's wrong with you to make you who you are

JClemy
03-13-2008, 08:24 PM
She's new. Maybe she wants all the masturbation!

trekster
03-18-2008, 07:23 PM
I'm going fap all over the walls.

JClemy
03-30-2008, 01:01 PM
http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/07/28/charles_barkley_thump_n_bump.jpg

laurian
04-15-2008, 01:54 PM
LOL thats fucking nasty!

cooperb1
04-18-2008, 06:35 PM
hmmmmmmm these guys will not show up i hope
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10072/turturrolebowskiballwashes.gif (http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10072/turturrolebowskiballwashes.gif)

beavington
04-19-2008, 10:37 AM
oh how i hope to get the shower after all of you. dont wash it down just for me.

boarderwoozel3
04-19-2008, 11:00 AM
Jerk it in the middle of the field at 2:37pm on Sat. No questions, just do it.

clumsy342
04-19-2008, 11:31 AM
Jerk it in the middle of the field at 2:37pm on Sat. No questions, just do it.

Can you imagine how distracted Cold War Kids would be?

boarderwoozel3
04-19-2008, 11:43 AM
Oh snap! Many missed beats...

Dave Gravy
04-19-2008, 12:23 PM
I'm ready to paint Coachella white!

Dave Gravy
04-19-2008, 12:27 PM
I'm ready to paint Coachella white!

With Dave Gravy's own special white gravy that is!

boarderwoozel3
04-19-2008, 12:34 PM
I just had visual from a recent South Park, eeeewwwwwwww!

elliemchale
04-23-2008, 03:16 PM
Why doesn't everyone just have a communal jerk off? Set a few times a day, find a very public place, and get your rocks off...

Simple as that.

If that isn't you're thing, please just do it in your tent. That way, everyone's happy!

twoheadedboy
04-23-2008, 03:19 PM
NO!
no circle jerks!
NO!
i accidentally walked in on one of those at camp... oh my god

Cancersticks1
04-23-2008, 03:52 PM
NO!
no circle jerks!
NO!
i accidentally walked in on one of those at camp... oh my god

I'd have walked AROUND it personally.

Senor Cardgage
04-23-2008, 04:17 PM
I camped last year, so I couldnt wack it for like 5 days.
Needless to say, that wank when I got home finally, was EPIC

hendrixfan143
04-24-2008, 08:49 PM
I camped last year, so I couldnt wack it for like 5 days.
Needless to say, that wank when I got home finally, was EPIC

great post,

Suffacated
04-28-2008, 06:47 AM
A woman with these humongously bulbous tits masturbated on me in the Sahara tent.
It was rather embarrassing and made me feel very uncomfortable since BD witnessed the entire act.
I felt violated and soiled when she finally broke off of me.
GV should bring in more security to keep these assaults from happening in the future.

BROKENDOLL
04-28-2008, 07:30 AM
A woman with these humongously bulbous tits masturbated on me in the Sahara tent.
It was rather embarrassing and made me feel very uncomfortable since BD witnessed the entire act.
I felt violated and soiled when she finally broke off of me.
GV should bring in more security to keep these assaults from happening in the future.
Baby, that wasn't actual masturbation, she was just dancing! In the Sahara Tent both can be easily confused. Especially when Fatboy Slim packed the place on Friday Nite! And, I really don't think she assaulted you either as she had pretty much already violated herself. And, there may have been soilage, but you aren't finding any rashes, or feeling feverish, are you? As far as witnessing it, if I could have pried her off off your body long enough to grab my camera out of the pack without losing my rythmn, I'd have been snappin' pics of that shit!

Suffacated
04-28-2008, 07:32 AM
I feel a Comet scrub is in order....

BROKENDOLL
04-28-2008, 07:37 AM
Have you looked at the bottom of your feet yet?

lostsoul86
04-28-2008, 06:12 PM
why masturbate at coachella when u can have sex

gaypalmsprings
12-05-2009, 05:34 PM
http://www.nehandaradio.com/zimbabwe/health/hand_body_lotion250.jpg

JClemy
12-05-2009, 05:56 PM
It's back!

grind
12-06-2009, 10:45 AM
Coordinate a mass masturbation. Watch it get fried by 300 guards with tazers.

That can be 2010's version of the naked wizard guy.

Gotta keep getting bigger and better ya know?

getbetter
12-06-2009, 02:42 PM
why masturbate at coachella when u can have sex

nobody can fuck u better than yourself

Theijuiel
12-09-2009, 10:07 PM
why masturbate at coachella when u can have sex

Why have sex when you can have buttsecs?
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/28/3waiysuprizb128512151317812500.jpg

gaypalmsprings
12-10-2009, 06:15 AM
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Sports/images-2/Bedazzled-Vaseline.JPG

gaypalmsprings
01-13-2010, 05:38 AM
http://www.murraythenut.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/fantasyrealitytissue.jpg

JClemy
01-13-2010, 06:05 AM
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Sports/images-2/Bedazzled-Vaseline.JPG

Talk about treating yourself right!

travis_grant
01-13-2010, 07:01 AM
Talk about treating yourself right!

are they lots of little fuck slots in that tub of vaseline? lol

Lithium
01-16-2010, 05:28 PM
i will be attending portachella this year. I will shoot my load all over the door handles.

dontfeedthebird
01-16-2010, 05:33 PM
why masturbate at coachella when u can have sex

it's also fun to masturbate while watching the gay orgy thread come to fruition.

Lithium
01-16-2010, 05:34 PM
haha..

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
01-16-2010, 06:23 PM
I wonder if that gal from last year will run into that homie that wanked to her for the past two years in the sahara, this year. It'd be such a wonderful meet up :)

Suffacated
01-16-2010, 07:23 PM
yeah right, im not jerking in the portapotties, maybe right in the middle of the Sahara, just when the crowd is at its thickest, sweatiest, and nude-est

sbessiso....
Were you the one responsible for leaving the blobs of sbessiso sauce over by the Sahara sound booth? BD almost stepped in it.

boarderwoozel3
01-17-2010, 12:28 AM
Exnay on the Coachella FAP-FAP. It's pathetic. That's all.

joppy-slow
01-23-2010, 06:57 PM
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e137/gregkuhl/422494420_l.jpg?t=1264305395

joppy-slow
01-23-2010, 06:57 PM
oopsy.. sorry wrong thread

gaypalmsprings
01-23-2010, 07:13 PM
If I see the guy in the purple Holy Fuck shirt, I may have to take matters into my own hands.

jimmycrackcorn
01-23-2010, 07:49 PM
camping...
RAPE TENT...
FTW!