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Strange
04-19-2011, 10:58 PM
So one of my friends who came this year got a nasty shock when he got to work today.
He tells the story better, this is a quote from his FB:

"Coachella was indeed awesome. When I got to work today, as I walk in through the door, I get told that everyone got drug tested yesterday. Then my boss walks up to me and tells me that I have to go with a few other guys to go get a drug test. I almost shit my pants, I don't even know what drugs are in my system after Coachella, but I know they are there. So I just came clean to him, (after I decided that running out of the building was probably a bad idea) so I told him that if I get drug tested I will loose my job, and at that point everyone started busting up including my boss. I WAS SO RELIEVED I was not even mad, just laughed with them for a good 15 mins."

LOL! Good times :)

SmokinPenguin
04-19-2011, 11:26 PM
Holy shit. The thread title alone scares me

Wheres the beef?
04-19-2011, 11:33 PM
I'd laugh too if he said he would "loose his job". Then I'd say, "You should probably go take that drug test anyways."

BeeII
04-19-2011, 11:41 PM
I would have shat BRICKS, then again they don't drug test at my place of employment, so not really.

Grandma
04-19-2011, 11:43 PM
I would've just shat bricks on the drug test

joppy-slow
04-19-2011, 11:46 PM
So one of my friends who came this year got a nasty shock when he got to work today.
He tells the story better, this is a quote from his FB:

"Coachella was indeed awesome. When I got to work today, as I walk in through the door, I get told that everyone got drug tested yesterday. Then my boss walks up to me and tells me that I have to go with a few other guys to go get a drug test. I almost shit my pants, I don't even know what drugs are in my system after Coachella, but I know they are there. So I just came clean to him, (after I decided that running out of the building was probably a bad idea) so I told him that if I get drug tested I will loose my job, and at that point everyone started busting up including my boss. I WAS SO RELIEVED I was not even mad, just laughed with them for a good 15 mins."

LOL! Good times :)

lolz..

lab "yes sir... the panel came back and your employee failed."

boss "well, what did he fail?"

lab "let's just say your employee was on a cocktail full of narcotics, uppers, downers. This kid must of had one hell of a weekend....did he go to a Phish concert?"

boss "No..just tell me what he was on..?."

lab ".Do you have a pen ready.... pause... he tested positive for opiates, mdma, benzos, thc, meth, pcp, lsd, nitrous oxide, alcohol, cocaine, ketamine, viagra, EPO, synthetic testosterone and a slew of wild mushrooms."

BeeII
04-19-2011, 11:52 PM
lab ".Do you have a pen ready.... pause... he tested positive for opiates, mdma, benzos, thc, meth, pcp, lsd, nitrous oxide, alcohol, cocaine, ketamine, viagra, EPO, synthetic testosterone and a slew of wild mushrooms."


That sounds like a jedi flip (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jedi%20flip) x 1,000

wscmx13
04-20-2011, 12:29 AM
I highly doubt alcohol would make that list

TheRotten42
04-20-2011, 12:34 AM
viagra

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

getbetter
04-20-2011, 01:31 AM
So one of my friends who came this year got a nasty shock when he got to work today.
He tells the story better, this is a quote from his FB:

"Coachella was indeed awesome. When I got to work today, as I walk in through the door, I get told that everyone got drug tested yesterday. Then my boss walks up to me and tells me that I have to go with a few other guys to go get a drug test. I almost shit my pants, I don't even know what drugs are in my system after Coachella, but I know they are there. So I just came clean to him, (after I decided that running out of the building was probably a bad idea) so I told him that if I get drug tested I will loose my job, and at that point everyone started busting up including my boss. I WAS SO RELIEVED I was not even mad, just laughed with them for a good 15 mins."

LOL! Good times :)

Your a jackass.That's like a classic joke to play on someone body that goes to a music festival.

BROKENDOLL
04-20-2011, 01:55 AM
he tested positive for opiates, mdma, benzos, thc, meth, pcp, lsd, nitrous oxide, alcohol, cocaine, ketamine, viagra, EPO, synthetic testosterone and a slew of wild mushrooms."


That sounds like a jedi flip (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jedi%20flip) x 1,000
Or, a D.O.A.:afu

Strange
04-20-2011, 03:02 AM
Your a jackass.That's like a classic joke to play on someone body that goes to a music festival.
Haha wasn't aware many Bosses joked around with Drug Tests. He does work at a job that will drug test anyone if they get hurt or the bosses are suspicious of drug use (on the job). It was a new one to me so I thought I'd share it :)

gkrablin
04-20-2011, 08:37 AM
Same thing happened to me, though it was not nearly as well executed as your occurrence.

daxton
04-20-2011, 12:20 PM
Some coworkers at Dominoes pulled that prank on me in high school. I took my apron off and left. They had to run out to the parking lot to tell me it was a joke! I guess it was completely obvious that I was a stoner.

hydr1
04-20-2011, 12:30 PM
Anyone working at a pizza place is a stoner

daxton
04-20-2011, 09:44 PM
Surprisingly, I was one of the only ones.

Mugwog
04-22-2011, 05:47 PM
I think I did the ultimate ninja flip this weekend then according to the urban dictionary.

That's a pretty funny boss you got there!

nbvcide
04-23-2011, 03:01 PM
this sounds like the first ep of Workaholics

Luke San Diablo
06-13-2011, 07:33 PM
Need to pass a test?
Load up on B-Vitamins and Niacin.

jefferie
06-13-2011, 10:12 PM
this sounds like the first ep of Workaholics

We're going to be testing drugs today? I'm excited.

Monko760
06-14-2011, 02:32 PM
We're going to be testing drugs today? I'm excited.

Been smoking too many "Jefferies"?

canexplain
06-14-2011, 03:00 PM
They drug test at my work. cr****

Strange
06-17-2011, 11:43 AM
Been smoking too many "Jefferies"?

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