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UADUDE
04-04-2011, 11:51 AM
Suggestions? Ideas? Shall we setup a pot?

BeaverCat
04-04-2011, 12:27 PM
YouTube will capture you getting hit by a golfcart. 1 million views the first day. :)

Aurgasm
04-04-2011, 12:30 PM
lmao^

UA guy, a wildcat i assume? It will probably be someone from our alma mater (to answer your question)

Cheddar's Cousin
04-04-2011, 12:43 PM
Lotus.

UADUDE
04-04-2011, 01:32 PM
YouTube will capture you getting hit by a golfcart. 1 million views the first day. :)

That's not funny, I've been hit by a golfcart before. Jerk.

UADUDE
04-04-2011, 01:33 PM
lmao^

UA guy, a wildcat i assume? It will probably be someone from our alma mater (to answer your question)

Huh?

IMMA DUDE was taken.

Dude.

nathanfairchild
04-04-2011, 01:39 PM
you're dense

emllik
04-04-2011, 01:42 PM
you're dense

This year it'll come out that the Naked Wizard and Sandal guy, while looking nothing alike, were really the same person. This year I hear he's planning to parachute in, nude, on fire, one sandal on, throwing drugs and anti-aircraft weaponry to the blood-thirsty crowd. I'm hoping he doesn't conflict with any other set times.

meyouseek
04-04-2011, 01:48 PM
I just hope it's not me. Looking at the collection I've amassed for the weekend and getting the fear.

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7000000/Fear-and-Loathing-in-Las-Vegas-benicio-del-toro-7053378-400-561.jpg

frizzlefry
04-04-2011, 10:38 PM
thanks for the laugh, thank you

emllik
04-05-2011, 02:51 PM
I just hope it's not me. Looking at the collection I've amassed for the weekend and getting the fear.

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7000000/Fear-and-Loathing-in-Las-Vegas-benicio-del-toro-7053378-400-561.jpg

Ahhhh I'm getting the fear that I won't amass the proper collection! Nothing like mushies turning green to get the old juices flowing....

GHenny
04-07-2011, 10:26 AM
Ky prediction is this year we'll have a girl step up to the plate and represent the women of Coachella. She will almost certainly be passed out somewhere inappropriate. I'm thinking either portapotty or on top of one of the giant sculptures.

This has been my prediction. Let it be done.

BeaverCat
04-07-2011, 11:14 AM
^ Definitely Lotus.

UADUDE
04-07-2011, 12:05 PM
Ky prediction is this year we'll have a girl step up to the plate and represent the women of Coachella. She will almost certainly be passed out somewhere inappropriate. I'm thinking either portapotty or on top of one of the giant sculptures.

This has been my prediction. Let it be done.

I'm kinda leaning towards this too. The Ladies of Coachella need to step it up.

Preferably the video will include crying, over-intoxication, and a fashion faux pas or two (Indian headdress feathers in the mouth and everything).

emllik
04-07-2011, 12:57 PM
I'm kinda leaning towards this too. The Ladies of Coachella need to step it up.

Preferably the video will include crying, over-intoxication, and a fashion faux pas or two (Indian headdress feathers in the mouth and everything).

Feathers with a brown hat that has a black band around it, glowing warpaint. I want to see what she ate for lunch, or it won't be worth the digital code it's printed on when it hits youtube!

Sublime
04-07-2011, 01:20 PM
his name is Robert Shurmer and he will be in a drug induced zombie-like state attempting you grub the laces of anyone wearing the slightest hint of yellow on their feet, Saturday in front of the Gobi at 6:15 in the evening.

You have been warned

tarabull
04-07-2011, 02:00 PM
I find this thread very entertaining since I went to high school with drunk sandal and my friend is now dating him lol

weeklymix
04-07-2011, 02:06 PM
I find this thread very entertaining since I went to high school with drunk sandal and my friend is now dating him lol

Pics or shut the fuck up.

emllik
04-07-2011, 03:10 PM
his name is Robert Shurmer and he will be in a drug induced zombie-like state attempting you grub the laces of anyone wearing the slightest hint of yellow on their feet, Saturday in front of the Gobi at 6:15 in the evening.

You have been warned

Thanks for the headsup. Will he be requiring mates in drug-induced zombiedom? haha

tarabull
04-07-2011, 03:57 PM
Pics or shut the fuck up.

What kind of pics? His name is john toole and he went to San Joaquin memorial high school in Fresno. We were in band together. He played trombone.

UADUDE
04-07-2011, 06:07 PM
What kind of pics? His name is john toole

C'MON....Really?

TheScenestar
04-07-2011, 06:18 PM
Devin The Dude

TickleMeElmo
04-07-2011, 06:48 PM
This year's equivalent will be Skrillex.

JustSteve
04-07-2011, 06:51 PM
this guy:

Mucho Maas
04-07-2011, 06:56 PM
What kind of pics? His name is john toole and he went to San Joaquin memorial high school in Fresno. We were in band together. He played trombone.

sandal guy was from fresno?

shoulda known.

tarabull
04-08-2011, 05:16 AM
sandal guy was from fresno?

shoulda known.

Weird huh? We are the drunkest city in the us. And the most fertile. Not a good combo. These idiots consider the pullout method birth control.

jimmycrackcorn
04-08-2011, 05:52 AM
Lotus.

-fingers crossed-

UADUDE
04-18-2011, 03:21 PM
This has been my prediction. Let it be done.

Winner Winner.

http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=48398

video anyone?

Bryceforvice
04-18-2011, 09:55 PM
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LickTheLizzard
04-18-2011, 10:23 PM
if i would have continued filming after this guy stood up, this video would have gone viral. he stumbled over to the bathroom trailer and tried to walk into the womens room... then he fell down and thew up on the fence. i felt bad for the guy so i stopped filming. i ended up running into him later at empire of the sun and he seemed completely fine. oh what could have been.
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SP The Ghost
04-18-2011, 10:24 PM
Anyone see the guy running from security in his underwear on Friday morning by the Gobi?

FEELS
04-18-2011, 10:48 PM
there was the most fucked up guy i've ever seen during The Tallest Man On Earth

Bryceforvice
04-22-2011, 12:06 AM
http://www.arcadefire.com/blog/thank-you-coachella/

lovethelake
04-24-2011, 09:21 PM
LVr6IfbA8AQ

this guy wins the 2011 wasted sandal wizard guy award for sure

vronbabyy
04-30-2011, 04:07 PM
anyone see the fox/cat girl dancing on top of a car saturday night? It was at an after party at the campgrounds people were definitely getting some pics

caco0283
05-01-2011, 05:39 PM
Anyone see the guy running from security in his underwear on Friday morning by the Gobi?

i really wish i could find a good video of this....man it was getting scary when the cops held him down and he kept screaming


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PapaDill
05-01-2011, 05:54 PM
ding ding

we have a winner

ManImCool
02-12-2013, 11:43 PM
this is kind of an odd bump, but who was the 2012 "naked wizard/drunk sandal guy"? was there even anyone worthy of taking the 2012 title?

FreshLaundry
02-13-2013, 10:12 AM
Didn't someone climb and then fall off that tall wooden structure outside of Sahara?

SepaGroove
02-13-2013, 10:23 AM
this is kind of an odd bump, but who was the 2012 "naked wizard/drunk sandal guy"? was there even anyone worthy of taking the 2012 title?


Didn't someone climb and then fall off that tall wooden structure outside of Sahara?

I saw that. I'd say that guy is worthy of taking the 2012 title.

Sensuality
02-13-2013, 10:36 AM
I'm betting we get something like this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mmbCgW43hc

kvnty
02-13-2013, 07:33 PM
Though not Coachella, this will be the threshold for the girls to beat.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6OVa_cM5i8&sns=em