car camping pass for group of hot possibly drunk girls and my sister

[CrazyPR]

Hi fellow coachella goers!

I just bought my sister wristbands for her and her party animals she calls roommates for her birthday as a surprise.
Little did I realize that she would also need a car camping pass as well.... For some reason I was under the impression that it was included...
Yeah, I know I'm retarded. So, i am here trying to acquire one for her before I give her the tickets.

Anyhow, so if there are any dudes out there with a spare car camping pass, that don't mind having a group of happy hot girls roaming around in bikinis & more than likely drunk (not calling my sister hot though, that would be wrong)
Please send me a message...

This is a picture of my sister, I swear she is a real person, actually she is a Standup comic/actress in LA, you can google or IMDB her... Her name is Corinne Irizarry
http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/49/588d12da0a86118eebc601ff9e3e5f06/m.jpg
I am a proud sibling so, I am always willing to shine some light and attention her way BUT please don't let the cat out of the bag and tell her I got her tickets.. That would be a total fail on my part! Thanks in advance!

[Shaxspear]

"Dear Coachella,

Please rape my sister.

Signed,
World's Best Brother"

[wstsidela]

Creepy. Let's see the naked pictures you have on your cell phone.

[CrazyPR]

"Dear Coachella,

Please rape my sister.

Signed,
World's Best Brother"

Hahahaha.... I don't know if you know any Puerto Rican women, but I defy any guy to try something on her... not gonna lie as much as she is cool as hell... she is also a crazy bitch..
don't think there are any of us Puerto Ricans that aren't crazy.

Shit, I take and give poundings for a living... I think that's why so many of us are boxers... cause we are out of our minds!

Yeah, so.. I can assure you that she will be just fine...

[CrazyPR]

Creepy. Let's see the naked pictures you have on your cell phone.

Creepy? Cause im trying to do something nice for my sister so I can get in good with one of her room mates....

Its not creepy my friend, its called trying to impress girls... and probably failing miserably if I get them a car pass next to a bunch of pervs.... or butch lesbians.... and that was a failed attempt at a joke...

Im hoping someone will possibly offer some help rather than just opinions about my post... I really don't see anything wrong with what im doing in order to follow through on a gift.

[BeaverCat]

This is fucking disturbing.

[CrazyPR]

Seriously... wow... apparently using the tatic of a funny headline to get people to read a thread is now disturbing...
Well then I am amongst my peers of disturbing people then... unless you didn't notice the other hot girl looking for tix thread or willing to do whatever for tix by other hot girls.

Whatever...

If you're not trying to help, why bother commenting?
Just feel the need to have your opinion noted...
Ok... you have been acknowledged.
Good day.

[Cheddar's Cousin]

So...your doing this to get in with one of these hot drunk girls?

Hope you don't mind sloppy seconds.

Also, Your sister seems to be the hottest of the three. Do you have a photo that's not airbrushed beyond all believability?

[gaypalmsprings]

http://www.davestravelcorner.com/lifestyle/Hollywood-Photos/Corinne-Irizarry.jpg

[Cheddar's Cousin]

ouch!

[bustedbusted]

moooOOOOOO

[wstsidela]

24, 36, 84.... hut....hut.... hike!!!

[Antoine3323]

Shit, I take and give poundings for a living...
You may want to question the way you phrased this.

[M Sparks]

Don't listen to these assholes, your sister is totally bangable.

[TonyPerkis]

Are you really expecting someone to throw you a camping pass for free for no reason? Good luck with that even if your sister was Gisele and could suck start a leaf blower. Also if you already dropped over a G on tickets for them as you implied by purchasing multiple wristbands, what's an extra ~200 for a camping pass? Prices have dropped considerably since the initial madness.

[Jakewc151]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ivpn7lWFNEw/SJMx-eSb7xI/AAAAAAAABGk/Ck959GbzMJ8/s400/YouGonnaGetLoved.jpg

[thedude15]

Don't listen to these assholes, your sister is totally bangable.

bangable-yes

hot-no

[Mr_MACRAMENTO]

Pm sent

[CrazyPR]

Oh yeah, real nice making fun of someone when they had gained weight due to cancer treatment... she doesn't look like that now... if you look it up, that picture was from 2 years ago.. she was going thru treatment for ovarian cancer assholes.. & I never said I was looking for a free pass... lastly, the picture of the three of them is the most recent pic of the three of them. This was her in Oct with my other sister. http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/149920_458606493195_140300063195_5931140_8289471_n .jpg

And this is her last month...
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/167955_10150380360300463_738445462_16965384_747135 5_n.jpg
No airbrushing.. this is from her Facebook... she updates pretty often.. add her if you want to test my credibility.. corinne irizarry.
she adds everyone since she is a comic & promotes her shows on her page.

if you want to see for yourself that she is not a how someone above put it so nicely a mooo... I suggest you google her for yourself rather than some douche purposely looking for the picture that makes her look the worst, to paint her in a negative light.

I got her tickets for her birthday and in order to celebrate the fact that she is cancer free because we were in fear of losing her. I apologize if caring for my family is considered creepy here and apparently trying to do an act of kindness is also frowned upon.. its amazing how this festival that used to be about random strangers becoming friends over a common interest has turned into making fun of people and trying to rip people off...

So for those of you that are down to earth and have reached out, thank you for your kindness and not trying to rip me off...

For the rest of you fucking assholes, I hope none of you ever know what its like to lose a wife, sister, daughter or mother to cancer

[Shaxspear]

The fact that your sister beat cancer is awesome.


The fact that you're still trying to pimp her out is creepy.

[frizzlefry]

Does your sister know you're doing this? Have you told her that you're posting pictures of her all over the internet claiming that she and her friends are going to be drunk and susceptible to sex and you're actually using that as an incentive to have someone sell you a camping ticket for them? Not to mention openly proclaiming about her ovarian cancer, not that it's anything to be ashamed of course, that's great that she beat it, but seriously, I don't think that is something for you to reveal in a public forum, it's kind of personal.

[Corinnei]

Does your sister know you're doing this? Have you told her that you're posting pictures of her all over the internet claiming that she and her friends are going to be drunk and susceptible to sex and you're actually using that as an incentive to have someone sell you a camping ticket for them? Not to mention openly proclaiming about her ovarian cancer, not that it's anything to be ashamed of course, that's great that she beat it, but seriously, I don't think that is something for you to reveal in a public forum, it's kind of personal.

Yeah, so I finally joined in on all the fun I've been hearing about over here... and I know now about everything since my goodie good doer of a brother finally gave me my birfday gift...
So, I kind of felt the need to speak up a little... yup, I'm a comic, yup I was a big bitch while I was going thru treatment & I exposed myself on the red carpet looking like a huge bitch in a tent! I'll admit that... but fuck, I beat cancer... so ill take big titties and a fat ass any day as long as I can just wake up the next day.

My brother, a good person, a marine that just got back last year from fighting a stupid war, has kinda lost touch with reality from being over there too long... doesn't seem to understand the dark world of message boards... lol


The fact that your sister beat cancer is awesome.


The fact that you're still trying to pimp her out is creepy.

And yeah bro, not gonna lie... dude does have a point.... even though I understand him trying to defend me... kinda gonna be taken the wrong way... ANYWHERE!

Besides... I can pimp myself better... my brother doesn't have the pic attached below... and it is a recent pic... I DO look like this now (with dark red cherry hair) I'm very proud to have been able to get back to my natural weight... weight-loss is a bitch!

I feel its only fair that I be portrayed appropriately rather than a fat fuck trying to get over an illnes... because no matter how many people you tell that you are fat because of being sick....all people see is a fat fuck or a bahemoth.


& I bring on the challenge of drunken boys trying to take advantage of me!
I'm a cougar! (Even at 32) I will put you in a armbar & beat you into submission!
Its what I do when I'm drunk! Besides boys like dominant women.

Anyhow, I want to thank those of you for the kind words of overcoming the bitch I call the c-word. Much appreciated.

I look forward to getting drunk & acting like a complete fool/asshole with anyone who is game.... ill be the loud mouth crazy puerto rican bitch telling people to go fuck themselves when they act holier than thou at a 3 day outdoor festival!
Happy Coachella!

[roboticwaltz]

This is the best thread in history of mankind. I fucking love it here.

Seriously, I can't stop laughing/grimacing. Good luck Corinne and brother, and keep being creepy for the rest of us.

[Corinnei]

This is the best thread in history of mankind. I fucking love it here.

Seriously, I can't stop laughing/grimacing. Good luck Corinne and brother, and keep being creepy for the rest of us.

LOL! I promise to be creepy if you promise to do a shot with me!