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TomAz
03-09-2011, 11:59 AM
I have my ticket, which I bought before it sold out. I have made my lodging arrangements, which I planned for well in advance. I have a way to Coachella and a way home.

What is wrong with you people?

TheRotten42
03-09-2011, 12:02 PM
http://chilimaka2.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/disappointed_homer.jpg

TomAz
03-09-2011, 12:03 PM
OK, we'll start with you. What the fuck is wrong with you? Is a Homer Simpson picture still funny where you come from?

Neighborhood Creep
03-09-2011, 12:14 PM
As have I. No need to be a dick about it though. Some people don't have the money, they might have trouble taking work off, some people are international, etc.

TommyboyUNM
03-09-2011, 12:17 PM
I think you're a good person for doing this, Tom.

PlayaDelWes
03-09-2011, 12:18 PM
This thread is so January 27th.

canexplain
03-09-2011, 12:22 PM
That's funny Tom with more than a speck of truth to it. cr****

doggie3343
03-09-2011, 12:22 PM
This thread is so January 27th.

LOL

Stickjohn
03-09-2011, 12:23 PM
http://www.coversdaddy.com/cdcovers/no-man-is-an-island-1962-r1-dvd-cd-cover-5786.jpg

NachoCat
03-09-2011, 12:30 PM
Tom. Making useless threads since the beginning of time.

koryp
03-09-2011, 12:30 PM
As have I. No need to be a dick about it though. Some people don't have the money, they might have trouble taking work off, some people are international, etc.

He already said he don't need shit. This is obviously a cry for help. Jump Tom! I believe in you! You can do it!

TheRotten42
03-09-2011, 12:40 PM
OK, we'll start with you. What the fuck is wrong with you? Is a Homer Simpson picture still funny where you come from?

is being a douchebag on this forum a popular pastime?

canexplain
03-09-2011, 12:48 PM
is being a douchebag on this forum a popular pastime?

Actually it is but it is so old school using douchebag anymore, it's like the reference to the date. cr****

BROKENDOLL
03-09-2011, 12:51 PM
is being a douchebag on this forum a popular pastime?
Aww, give Tom a break, he's old, and each year he seems to get more and more cantankerous.

Tandemind
03-09-2011, 01:03 PM
If anybody IS in need of shit, PM me.

Courtney
03-09-2011, 01:08 PM
I would like one 3-day pass please. And lodging while you're at it. Oh, and probably also a plane ticket to Indio, and a car rental. And don't forget the time off work and being excused from the conference at which I'm supposed to present.

That shouldn't be a problem, right?

Tandemind
03-09-2011, 01:16 PM
I meant shit. Literally. I've got a lot of fertilizer to move.

TomAz
03-09-2011, 01:47 PM
Tom. Making useless threads since the beginning of time.

This thread is not useless, I can assure you.

TomAz
03-09-2011, 01:48 PM
As have I. No need to be a dick about it though. Some people don't have the money, they might have trouble taking work off, some people are international, etc.

but most people are just fucking stupid.

canexplain
03-09-2011, 01:54 PM
I haven't been on the board much at all lately. I should come back on and give the new bunch a boatload of shit. cr****

TomAz
03-09-2011, 01:56 PM
do you have a new girlfriend or something?

Neighborhood Creep
03-09-2011, 02:01 PM
but most people are just fucking stupid.

Lol. I had a few friends fall into that catagory this year

canexplain
03-09-2011, 02:08 PM
do you have a new girlfriend or something?

Just a lot going on. I get flack here a lot but I miss the gang ... cr****

Cheddar's Cousin
03-09-2011, 05:20 PM
He said He don't need shit...especialy form any of you wippersnappers. Now, get off his lawn!

algunz
03-09-2011, 05:31 PM
I got shit. I got good shit.

TheRotten42
03-09-2011, 05:46 PM
This will help you shit if you got none.
http://www.old-time.com/commercials/1930%27s/Ex%20Lax.jpg

fetuspiniata
03-09-2011, 06:01 PM
http://www.coversdaddy.com/cdcovers/no-man-is-an-island-1962-r1-dvd-cd-cover-5786.jpg

"Except for island man, hes a rockstar"

ballroomdancer22
03-09-2011, 06:06 PM
Look out for the overweight, middle aged former hippie roaming the campgrounds with boxes of "cereal" inside a grocery bag.

...thats in case you run out of your shit.

algunz
03-09-2011, 06:14 PM
Are you gonna be there this year, Ron?

Fourthisto
03-09-2011, 06:34 PM
Actually it is but it is so old school using douchebag anymore, it's like the reference to the date. cr**** :lool


I meant shit. Literally. I've got a lot of fertilizer to move.You can mail me some.... wait, are they in hermetically sealed packages? If not, I don't need a bunch of loose crap in my mailbox.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
03-09-2011, 06:54 PM
As have I. No need to be a dick about it though. Some people don't have the money, they might have trouble taking work off, some people are international, etc.

My problem with these is that people have literally all year to plan. It's not a secret when tickets go onsale...maybe the exact date, but they go onsale at approximately the same time every year.

If you're "planning" on going but you're not prepared by that point, it's your own fault. I'm sorry that that applies to people that i'm friends with, but hey, that's the way it goes.

If people truly don't have the money and can't take time off of work then maybe they shouldn't be trying to get tickets at all.

billtino
03-10-2011, 08:22 AM
Grinding to 30k like no other.

Neighborhood Creep
03-10-2011, 08:34 AM
I think some of the problem is people wait for the lineup and don't realize Coachella puts out a poster that is worthy of attending each year.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
03-10-2011, 11:01 AM
I think some of the problem is people wait for the lineup and don't realize Coachella puts out a poster that is worthy of attending each year.

Maybe. I would buy tickets without knowing the lineup, after a few years of attending i know that now. Unless i decided to skip to do another fest, that is. But that would be a decision made regardless of lineup at either fest.

canexplain
03-10-2011, 11:07 AM
Are you gonna be there this year, Ron?

I didn't get a ticket plus I am fired the end of the year so sad camper here, no... cr****

baily
03-10-2011, 11:21 AM
I now buy tickets on layaway before the poster...I know the event will be worthy. It's always a great time no matter who is playing they're all professionals and incredible artists.

You can't help but walk away a fan of a few bands that you've never heard of before.

It's funny around here the amount of people looking to find the real poster before it's released....me being one...and all the fakes that people fall for.

Dustin da DnB Soulja
03-10-2011, 11:57 AM
Oh shit, i'm sorry to hear you didn't get a ticket, hope you can find one

Emma Ocean
03-10-2011, 05:36 PM
what is cr***?!?!?!


Anyway, I NEED A WINGMAN!

jimmycrackcorn
03-10-2011, 06:16 PM
http://www.creativereview.co.uk/images/uploads/2008/07/shit-box-glasto.JPG

TomAz
04-11-2011, 02:47 PM
hey. I didn't get scammed. I don't need anyone to explain to me that my tickets are fraudulent or how to recover money on paypal. I don't need to file a police report. But, I do need to take Thursday and Friday off work, so that I can go to Coachella.

Suffacated
04-11-2011, 02:53 PM
Aww, give Tom a break, he's old, and each year he seems to get more and more cantankerous.

Father Time has not been easy on Tom.

loubque
04-11-2011, 02:55 PM
Tom. Pathetically seeking attention since the beginning of time.

this is more like it.

TomAz
04-11-2011, 03:35 PM
More snarky comments from jealous women.

BROKENDOLL
04-11-2011, 06:08 PM
hey. I didn't get scammed. I don't need anyone to explain to me that my tickets are fraudulent or how to recover money on paypal. I don't need to file a police report. But, I do need to take Thursday and Friday off work, so that I can go to Coachella.
Wouldn't you just shit if the boss said, "NO?"

BROKENDOLL
04-11-2011, 06:11 PM
More snarky comments from jealous women.
That I think you know, are just full of shit...:D Now, let's leave our ages and irregularity issues out of it.

Don Juan
04-11-2011, 06:15 PM
So, Tom, please stay in AZ. CA doesn't need white trash from your state.

Suffacated
04-11-2011, 06:16 PM
That I think you know, are just full of shit...

He's just cranky since he got thrown out of the senior center.

Fourthisto
04-11-2011, 06:17 PM
what is cr***?!?!?!Hahah, ah, youth. I remember the first time I axed that. Sweet, sweet memories. :cool:

TomAz
04-12-2011, 07:12 AM
Wouldn't you just shit if the boss said, "NO?"

uh, what boss?

icaito
04-12-2011, 08:25 AM
Last minute is the new I'm GTG.

I'dDoItAllAgain
04-12-2011, 08:27 AM
Who. The. Fuck. Cares. About. You?

BROKENDOLL
04-12-2011, 08:49 AM
uh, what boss?
LOL So, you're unemployed too, Tom? Just joshing you! I know that you're a man who marches to his own beat at work, only to go home and take charge as the man of the house. Lighten up on your overworked self and at least say you need a vacation! :)

EmLeaux
04-12-2011, 09:11 AM
So, Tom, please stay in AZ. CA doesn't need white trash from your state.

What makes you think AZ is full of white trash? This guy (http://currentconcepts.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/jared-lee-loughner-mugshot.jpg)?

On second thought - yeah, you're right. Sigh.

TomAz
04-12-2011, 10:13 AM
So, Tom, please stay in AZ. CA doesn't need white trash from your state.

White trash with a wristband, you mean.

canexplain
04-12-2011, 10:18 AM
Hahah, ah, youth. I remember the first time I axed that. Sweet, sweet memories. :cool:

Yea every year about 5 people ask what cr**** means

TomAz
04-10-2012, 11:44 AM
I have my ticket, which I bought before it sold out. I have made my lodging arrangements, which I planned for well in advance. I have a way to Coachella and a way home.

What is wrong with you people?

Still true, and still a valid question.

TomAz
03-08-2013, 06:36 PM
And again.

algunz
03-08-2013, 07:09 PM
When they're shitty shits, they need lots of shit.

IceyHotshot
03-08-2013, 07:13 PM
When they're shitty shits, they need lots of shit.

Did you learn this eloquent style from your students?

algunz
03-08-2013, 07:16 PM
No, I got my extensive vocabulary in college.

geonotgio
03-08-2013, 07:30 PM
Tom, please please please stand out in a crowd so i can hurl spicy pie towards your fucking face.

GuyInTucson
03-11-2013, 12:05 PM
Tom, please please please stand out in a crowd so i can hurl spicy pie towards your fucking face.

How about you come to the group meetup? None of us will be that hard to find. I'll wager $100 that you, or anyone else for that matter, won't do shit. Tom would probably knock you out.

captncrzy
03-11-2013, 12:27 PM
Tom, please please please stand out in a crowd so i can hurl spicy pie towards your fucking face.

Yeah, I'd like to see this too, tough guy.

guedita
03-11-2013, 12:29 PM
Of all of the food items at Coachella to hurl at someone, spicy pie is the worst. This guy failed physics.

guedita
03-11-2013, 12:30 PM
That being said, people should probably physically assault Tom. What kind of asshole does he think he is, planning ahead of time?

Jeffnlipman
03-11-2013, 12:36 PM
Tom, please please please stand out in a crowd so i can hurl spicy pie towards your fucking face.

so much butthurt

canexplain
03-11-2013, 12:48 PM
I just made a banana, coconut, marshmallow pie. I'll donate it. If I could have got wk1 tics, Randy and I were going to have a contest and at the end of it, we could have surrounded Tom and educated him ..... cr****

heart cooks brain
03-11-2013, 01:01 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/3853a5c2c05c6ce9b0c1f4fcb66a9044/tumblr_mewu1yU3aF1qg1dtyo1_400.gif

JustSteve
03-11-2013, 01:05 PM
Ah, combing the desert.

xuclarockerx
03-11-2013, 01:36 PM
Coachella has such a chill vibe.

Mugwog
03-11-2013, 01:54 PM
A few months ago this guy (TomAZ) couldn't take a shit.

http://www.technobuffalo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/The-more-you-know.png

geonotgio
03-11-2013, 03:00 PM
How about you come to the group meetup? None of us will be that hard to find. I'll wager $100 that you, or anyone else for that matter, won't do shit. Tom would probably knock you out.

I LAUGH AT YOU CLOWN.

geonotgio
03-11-2013, 03:01 PM
CHILL OUT GUYS. hahaha!!!!

GuyInTucson
03-11-2013, 05:08 PM
I LAUGH AT YOU CLOWN.

Is that you in your avatar? I'm going to make you my bitch if you're at weekend one.

geonotgio
03-11-2013, 06:41 PM
Is that you in your avatar? I'm going to make you my bitch if you're at weekend one.

HAHAHA!@!! YOU'RE A FUCKING CLOWN MAN.

You'll see me bro. I'm setting up the Coachella soccer game if you'd care to come and grace us with your shitty presence. I'm not gonna walk around Coachella and look for a fight. That'd make me as pitiful as you.

Riggins33
03-11-2013, 06:52 PM
You fuck with TomAz and Guy in Tucson you're fucking with me dogg. Those guys are like my brothers!!! I'll be on the lookout for your skinny ass face and huge adams apple, trust me you don't want none from us.

IceyHotshot
03-11-2013, 06:55 PM
You fuck with TomAz and Guy in Tucson you're fucking with me dogg. Those guys are like my brothers!!! I'll be on the lookout for your skinny ass face and huge adams apple, trust me you don't want none from us.

Haha, best thing I read all day. Thank you.

geonotgio
03-11-2013, 07:05 PM
You fuck with TomAz and Guy in Tucson you're fucking with me dogg. Those guys are like my brothers!!! I'll be on the lookout for your skinny ass face and huge adams apple, trust me you don't want none from us.

for sure bro. You'll know where i'll be. I'll keep you posted.

Pixiessp
03-11-2013, 07:46 PM
I've wrangled with Tom. He's one feisty fellow.

GuyInTucson
03-11-2013, 08:08 PM
HAHAHA!@!! YOU'RE A FUCKING CLOWN MAN.

You'll see me bro. I'm setting up the Coachella soccer game if you'd care to come and grace us with your shitty presence. I'm not gonna walk around Coachella and look for a fight. That'd make me as pitiful as you.

You don't want to fight, but you're inviting me to a soccer match? What are you? French?

IceyHotshot
03-11-2013, 08:12 PM
Geo, you seem pretty obsessed with clowns. Where did the bad clown touch you?

CrimesceneCookie
03-11-2013, 08:31 PM
man... you guys are so internet tough.
I can tell because there are capital letters here. I've got italics, though.

AgainstFeist
03-11-2013, 08:43 PM
Changing the subject - I placed all my orders this weekend. Should have everything I need by this weekend. Just have to wait for tickets to arrive and pack everything up after that.

TomAz
03-12-2013, 11:49 AM
I've wrangled with Tom. He's one feisty fellow.

You deserved it.

TomAz
03-12-2013, 11:51 AM
Tom, please please please stand out in a crowd so i can hurl spicy pie towards your fucking face.

you'll know me by the bitches i roll with homey

ENluv12
03-12-2013, 11:56 AM
^Someone sig that.

VOLVOX17
03-12-2013, 01:48 PM
i would have to say that spicey pie isn't the best medium. you need to use that school cafeteria pizza with the super thick bread and plastic cheese. it will stick into an earhole if placed properly. not saying you should throw it at AZ's head and all, I don't know the guy. just sayin if you're gonna do it, do it right.

RotationSlimWang
03-12-2013, 03:39 PM
Honestly though, I've seen worse ideas on here than whipping a slice at Tom.

nationocean
03-12-2013, 04:36 PM
Die of AIDS Tom. thanks..

also, this thread is old. you're all old and played out like the festival you suckle at.

SUCKLE BITCHES!!!

/um

TomAz
03-13-2013, 12:00 PM
Go fuck yourself

geonotgio
03-13-2013, 06:21 PM
you'll know me by the bitches i roll with homey

I'm sure GuyInTucson and Riggins33 wouldn't appreciate you calling them bitches bro. It's very derogatory and degrading Tom....geez. I can't believe any "bitch" would walk around with you.

Anyways, I admit that this got a little out of hand. This internet thuggery is a joke to me. We're a horrible representation of what Coachella is all about and I'd be first to apologize for saying that i'd chuck at pizza at your face. It'd be a cycle of shit if I decided to fulfill Karma's duty because Karma would certainly get me if I did something like that. (Karma in the form of Based God fucking all my bitches)

Riggins33
03-13-2013, 06:32 PM
Ha look at this bitch trying to apologize now cause hes all scared and shit.

geonotgio
03-13-2013, 06:52 PM
Ha look at this bitch trying to apologize now cause hes all scared and shit.

Look at you go man. You obviously love me and can't get enough of me. I thought i was dealing with Tom but instead I get you; An irrelevant fuck who's not going to do shit to me. Like i said man, I'll keep you posted on where i'll be. You can say all you want to say and do whatever you think is necessary and see if it even happens.

algunz
03-13-2013, 06:54 PM
I am Spartacus.

geonotgio
03-13-2013, 06:57 PM
I am Spartacus.

Where you been all my life girl?

gaypalmsprings
04-06-2013, 07:46 AM
I am Spartacus.

http://codedmonkey.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/maximus-versus-spartacus.jpg

ivankay
04-06-2013, 08:01 AM
http://www.interviewmagazine.com/files/2012/06/11/img-kirk-douglas-spartacus_154844167961.jpg

No. This guy is da shit. Those other 2 are cartoons.

koryp
04-08-2013, 11:55 AM
I have my ticket, which I bought before it sold out. I have made my lodging arrangements, which I planned for well in advance. I have a way to Coachella and a way home.

What is wrong with you people?

I couldn't help but think of this thread today.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mamsu24ceu1rfnl86o1_500.png