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SPYXERO
02-28-2011, 04:36 PM
I am neither of said girls. So don't ask for tits. Mine are male and I am pretty sure you don't want that. My group includes two hot girls who couldn't buy tickets immediately because of their school schedule. (they are in Pharmacy, so I wasn't lying about the smart part.) One girl is hoping to come because her birthday is the Sunday. Her 21st Birthday. We are driving from Canada so this would be wicked for her to experience becoming legal drinking age again! At such a wicked festival to boot! The two of us (another hot girl. btw I am dating none of them and they are all currently single...) who did procure tickets neglected to get camping passes. Please help us!

shoegazer76
02-28-2011, 04:44 PM
They're in pharmacy ehh? & hot too ehhh?

thewoodenman
02-28-2011, 05:18 PM
but still...tits or gtfo.

gaypalmsprings
02-28-2011, 05:19 PM
show us your man sausage

SPYXERO
02-28-2011, 05:48 PM
there will be no tits. sorry. and you want to see my man sausage you must do so in person. and be female. so, no dice. and yes they are cute and in pharmacy...

Cheddar's Cousin
02-28-2011, 07:30 PM
...and S.O.L.

Robin
02-28-2011, 07:56 PM
I'm female. Please pm me pics of your man sausage.

frizzlefry
02-28-2011, 08:15 PM
They're not hotter than Lotus, no way they can be smarter AND hotter than Lotus

stepup2stepout
02-28-2011, 08:37 PM
Show me the vags of them and I'll think aboutits.

Robin
02-28-2011, 08:45 PM
http://i.imgur.com/MiMK0.jpg

yeahfontaine
02-28-2011, 08:49 PM
http://static.flickr.com/21/26730200_24c8f596b1_m.jpg

zimmy1222
02-28-2011, 08:56 PM
If they were smart, they would have bought tickets on layaway and/or saved up money.

Sooo... not that smart, eh?

baily
02-28-2011, 09:09 PM
Lol school schedule stopped them from ordering them on layaway...was this some dungeon where they were locked away studying for their PHD in D&D?

Or maybe too ignorant to put Tix on layaway months ago and now too lazy to even post a thread for themselves so you (Mr I can save the day) picks up their lazy ass slack.

Tell them to do it themselves next time and grow a Pair.

Cheddar's Cousin
03-01-2011, 05:39 AM
Or have a pair implanted

Either way...Tits or GTFO!

Radiohead
03-01-2011, 01:24 PM
So, just to clarify, this guy is acting as a pimp for his two prostitute friends, right? I'm pretty sure that's what I read between the lines.

Theijuiel
03-01-2011, 02:06 PM
Or for free scrips. All the viagra he can get.

Sublime
03-01-2011, 04:10 PM
pharmacy eh? wicked you say eh? you say you're dating one of these hot smart girls eh? quite the conundrum eh?

SPYXERO
03-01-2011, 06:11 PM
Man sausage request must come in person. sorry, that's how i roll. You want online strangers man sausage? hit chatroullette. I am dating neither. I am also not pimping. I am trying to use the fact that they are hot and smart to their advantage in gaining tickets. people are more willing to help attractive people. also their forthcoming school scheduel prevented them. they were unsure if events in april would prevent them from going to coachella. when they found out, it was too late. also, I am trying to find them tickets because the whole trip was my idea, and I want shit to happen how I like. The more planning I do, the more likely I will enjoy the trip. and plus, I have a nack for finding a way into concerts. they don't. (they prefer not to use their attractiveness for such things. hmm maybe they aren't as smart as I believe them to be)


now is there anyone interested in offering tickets for a reasonable price? I dont want a bidding war. they are pharmacy STUDENTS so they haven't hit the paycheck yet.


oh yeah, I work in a pharmacy so if i wanted illegally obtained prescriptions, I wouldn't need them.

DANCE MAGIC
03-01-2011, 06:31 PM
Have the responses so far not made it obvious enough that no one is going to help you?

candyass702
03-01-2011, 06:45 PM
pharmacy school= drugged out whores. can't even do their own dirty work.

candyass702
03-01-2011, 06:46 PM
sweetie, it ain't happening. just take a look at my post from a few days and how everyone ripped me to shreds!

frizzlefry
03-02-2011, 01:33 AM
Obviously they are bimbos for worrying about their silly school schedule

frazzles
03-02-2011, 01:56 AM
Man sausage request must come in person. sorry, that's how i roll. You want online strangers man sausage? hit chatroullette. I am dating neither. I am also not pimping. I am trying to use the fact that they are hot and smart to their advantage in gaining tickets. people are more willing to help attractive people. also their forthcoming school scheduel prevented them. they were unsure if events in april would prevent them from going to coachella. when they found out, it was too late. also, I am trying to find them tickets because the whole trip was my idea, and I want shit to happen how I like. The more planning I do, the more likely I will enjoy the trip. and plus, I have a nack for finding a way into concerts. they don't. (they prefer not to use their attractiveness for such things. hmm maybe they aren't as smart as I believe them to be)


now is there anyone interested in offering tickets for a reasonable price? I dont want a bidding war. they are pharmacy STUDENTS so they haven't hit the paycheck yet.


oh yeah, I work in a pharmacy so if i wanted illegally obtained prescriptions, I wouldn't need them.

Prove it with pics.

TheMadeleine
03-02-2011, 02:23 AM
Anyone can study.

I could study biophysics until the cows come home...

I'm not impressed until graduation.

Aurgasm
03-02-2011, 07:15 AM
Anyone can study.

I could study biophysics until the cows come home...

I'm not impressed until graduation.

agreed

F/O/X/Y/5
03-02-2011, 10:36 AM
-----two hot girls who couldn't buy tickets immediately because of their school schedule.


Lol tickets came out on the weekend. got mine saturday.

SPYXERO
03-02-2011, 01:54 PM
Ok, I don't like explaining thongs twice but:

They were unsure of their school schedule in April. By the time they discovered that they would have the time to go to coachella, tickets were sold out.

And I'm gonna keep trying right until they drop me off at the gates if i need to. People can be dicks if they like, I'm just trying to get extra tickets.

BROKENDOLL
03-02-2011, 02:16 PM
pharmacy school= drugged out whores. can't even do their own dirty work.
Could you explain this in relation to say, a dancer from Vegas and what that equals? Just curious...

ramblinon
03-02-2011, 02:21 PM
Could you explain this in relation to say, a dancer from Vegas and what that equals? Just curious...

Bi-WIN.

Rodak
03-02-2011, 02:57 PM
Hi, I have a friend who canīt go for a work compromise, he have 2 tickets, send a PM to talk about the price he want for them

PlayaDelWes
03-02-2011, 03:17 PM
Ok, I don't like explaining thongs twice but:

They were unsure of their school schedule in April. By the time they discovered that they would have the time to go to coachella, tickets were sold out.

And I'm gonna keep trying right until they drop me off at the gates if i need to. People can be dicks if they like, I'm just trying to get extra tickets.

Please. Stop explaining thongs.

TheScenestar
03-02-2011, 03:44 PM
Ok, I don't like explaining thongs twice but:

They were unsure of their school schedule in April. By the time they discovered that they would have the time to go to coachella, tickets were sold out.

And I'm gonna keep trying right until they drop me off at the gates if i need to. People can be dicks if they like, I'm just trying to get extra tickets.

http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4306828/Excuse-me-miss-can-you-direct-me-to-the-thongs.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Sisqo

PlayaDelWes
03-02-2011, 03:56 PM
http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4306828/Excuse-me-miss-can-you-direct-me-to-the-thongs.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Sisqohttp://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4306828/Excuse-me-miss-can-you-direct-me-to-the-thongs.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Sisqo

fixed

thewoodenman
03-02-2011, 04:29 PM
Prove it with pics.

preferably of tits

SPYXERO
03-02-2011, 04:53 PM
Sorry. i will refrain from the explanation of thongs. easy mistake considering the subjects in question...

Nordboy
03-02-2011, 08:14 PM
holy crap how many of these things have to go up before people realize tits or GTFH

Mammoth85
03-06-2011, 10:17 AM
Ok, I don't like explaining thongs twice

I never get tired of having thongs explained to me.