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candyass702
02-25-2011, 10:52 AM
???

LickTheLizzard
02-25-2011, 10:54 AM
http://media.insidepulse.com/zones/movies/uploads/2010/06/showgirls.jpg

Fourthisto
02-25-2011, 11:00 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/Fourthisto/tumblr_l67dva5hGM1qcdjrko1_500.jpg

mikebspeedracer
02-25-2011, 11:02 AM
I just need 1 ticket! please!! reply here or email jessicalucas215@gmail.com

gotta post a picture if you want this to work

TomAz
02-25-2011, 11:05 AM
how many lap dances do i get in exchange for 1 ticket?

gmoneyak
02-25-2011, 11:17 AM
There's many degrees of filth when it comes to dancers in Vegas.. I need more details here, candyass.

TomAz
02-25-2011, 11:20 AM
yes, what kinds of mileage we talkin bout.

gmoneyak
02-25-2011, 11:25 AM
The type of shift you work is also very important..

JustSteve
02-25-2011, 11:28 AM
i'm callin wednesday breakfast shift.

baily
02-25-2011, 11:31 AM
I'll take closer on Fri Night

2 for 1 specials

PlayaDelWes
02-25-2011, 11:32 AM
http://twitter.com/candyass702/status/30132843824807936

http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/833615643/Picture_032.jpg

and you wanna go with this guy?

http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1125879741/ryan.jpg

baily
02-25-2011, 11:36 AM
Playa- you're a genius

She lives in a cheap motel room...look at it!

odds of him getting her a ticket...

slim and none....

and slim just left

He'll get her to show her cans on the web for him...flirt for awhile...then it'll be a last minute....O sorry my friend can make it and it's his ticket...so you know....

candyass702
02-25-2011, 12:23 PM
Damn ya'll are fucking creepy ass stalkers. that took you all of a minute to find me. losers, get off the internet and get a job

candyass702
02-25-2011, 12:28 PM
i understand ya'll have nothing better to do than rip others down from behind the computer to make yourselves feel better, but i really just want a ticket, so if you can help, great. if not, keep moving.

Fourthisto
02-25-2011, 12:32 PM
losers, get off the internet and get a jobBefore or after we sell you a ticket? :confused:

psychic friend
02-25-2011, 12:35 PM
dont put your stuff on the internet if you dont want people to see it. sheesh.

Coachella Bound
02-25-2011, 12:44 PM
Damn ya'll are fucking creepy ass stalkers. that took you all of a minute to find me. losers, get off the internet and get a job

what kind of job....??? like a vegas dancing job.....??? why not try a more respectable approach, rather than try to start things of w/ Im a Vegas Dancer....?

candyass702
02-25-2011, 12:45 PM
i dont give a crap who sees it, its a pic of me fully clothed- how embarrassing!!

and if any of you actually had a ticket to sell you would have DM'ed me, like those who did

candyass702
02-25-2011, 12:45 PM
i tried it the other way and NO ONE replied

captncrzy
02-25-2011, 01:30 PM
i'm callin wednesday breakfast shift.

That's the skank shift

Fourthisto
02-25-2011, 01:43 PM
i tried it the other way and NO ONE repliedGood point - sex sells, right? Good luck.

Hannahrain
02-25-2011, 01:44 PM
Is your username an Orgy reference? In 2011? The username you picked in 2011?

erikua
02-25-2011, 01:56 PM
Guess I'm out of luck if you have to be a Vegas dancer to buy a ticket. What a sad state we live in. \sarcasim

gmoneyak
02-25-2011, 02:00 PM
That's the skank shift

Stretch marks are a pretty popular accessory with that crew.

stepup2stepout
02-25-2011, 02:08 PM
i dont give a crap who sees it, its a pic of me fully clothed- how embarrassing!!

and if any of you actually had a ticket to sell you would have DM'ed me, like those who did

If I give you a ticket will you let me snort lines off your buttcrack?

guedita
02-25-2011, 02:12 PM
Wait, I want to get DMed on here. Someone DM me.

BROKENDOLL
02-25-2011, 02:12 PM
If I give you a ticket will you let me snort lines off your buttcrack?
You need a guide just to make a line?

mikebspeedracer
02-25-2011, 02:13 PM
Whats up with the shitty motel room and fake ass weave? Are we sure she's not a vegas escort? All she's missing is the little hand bag they all carry around.

guedita
02-25-2011, 02:17 PM
i tried it the other way and NO ONE replied

Wait, what is the other way? Not mentioning that you are a dancer? Is mentioning that you are a dancer supposed to highlight your desperation for a ticket or is it supposed to incite benevolence from someone hoarding a ticket to sell?

mikebspeedracer
02-25-2011, 02:24 PM
i just PMed her and apparently one ticket = sex all weekend and a blow job on the drive out there.

PlayaDelWes
02-25-2011, 02:30 PM
Wait, I want to get DMed on here. Someone DM me.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dm

some good ones there

guedita
02-25-2011, 02:30 PM
and you wanna go with this guy?

http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1125879741/ryan.jpg

He's giving away his cat!! Because the cat destroyed his ear buds. Huh?

Mr. Dylanja
02-25-2011, 02:33 PM
manface

TheRotten42
02-25-2011, 02:37 PM
Hahaha, if you type Candy Ass and Vegas in to google it comes up with a bunch of porn. Wonder if we have an "actress" here.

Robin
02-25-2011, 02:39 PM
You all should leave her alone. She has pretty.......
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teeth.

Mr. Dylanja
02-25-2011, 02:40 PM
tranface?

PlayaDelWes
02-25-2011, 02:45 PM
tranface?

You may be on to something.

stepup2stepout
02-25-2011, 02:54 PM
You need a guide just to make a line?

With a username such as candyass, I just have to see how the nose candy is out of her ass.

Desaparecidos
02-25-2011, 02:55 PM
what kind of job....??? like a vegas dancing job.....???
hahah


You may be on to something.

And once again I can't read your fucking signature without laughing, this is getting to be a problem.... I wish I could've made that my senior quote.

Mau5 Boyz
02-25-2011, 03:03 PM
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Mr. Fuzz
02-25-2011, 03:50 PM
i just PMed her and apparently one ticket = sex all weekend and a blow job on the drive out there.

as it should

mikebspeedracer
02-25-2011, 04:08 PM
here's where she works. I hear they have a stabin cabin in the back.


http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTBtKQi2cPRPb2pZGSYjjkhcDp73GYdO 2b_n0hlawEotgkEuRlP

malcolmjamalawesome
02-25-2011, 04:39 PM
With a username such as candyass, I just have to see how the nose candy is out of her ass.

This was no lulz

Robin
02-25-2011, 05:00 PM
Lotus needs to enter this thread.

grenade
02-25-2011, 05:08 PM
Be nice to the stripper

Wheres the beef?
02-25-2011, 05:08 PM
Wait, I want to get DMed on here. Someone DM me.

I thought everyone had missed that. Thank you for renewing my faith in the board.

frizzlefry
02-25-2011, 05:14 PM
I think every woman who gets the idea to try and appeal to a man's penis to get a ticket should probably read Lotus' thread

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
02-25-2011, 06:19 PM
I thought everyone had missed that. Thank you for renewing my faith in the board.

It wasn't very funny once I discovered that's what private messaging is referred to on twitter

fetuspiniata
02-25-2011, 07:03 PM
Don't ever go changing coachella messageboard!

Wheres the beef?
02-25-2011, 07:07 PM
It wasn't very funny once I discovered that's what private messaging is referred to on twitter

And now you've ruined it for me. I feel like I should spread the love.

shoegazer76
02-25-2011, 07:37 PM
candyass here is some valuable advice. Lose that broke ass tony hawk tweaker look alike.

mikebspeedracer
02-25-2011, 07:54 PM
looks like she might actually be a trany, check out her twitter bio

Name Jessica Lucas
Location Vegas, baby
Bio just one of the boys, except much hotter and wearing stilettos!

PlayaDelWes
02-25-2011, 07:59 PM
looks like she might actually be a trany, check out her twitter bio

Name Jessica Lucas
Location Vegas, baby
Bio just one of the boys, except much hotter and wearing stilettos!
AND
http://twitter.com/candyass702/status/30133072783482880
clearly

gaypalmsprings
02-25-2011, 08:03 PM
http://www.ezone.mn/Upload/Fileimg/orig/Candy_Ass_(Justin_Slayer)_(2010).jpg

shoegazer76
02-25-2011, 08:21 PM
Diamond Cabaret! Holy shit I spent my first New Years in Vegas there. Good time.

Mr. Dylanja
02-25-2011, 08:56 PM
Shame on you all for not seeing the manface in less than .000000001 seconds, fags.

koryp
02-25-2011, 09:07 PM
http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1125879741/ryan.jpg

Amazing what a little make up, razor, eyebrow tweezing, and a weave can accomplish.

http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/833615643/Picture_032.jpg

Ugly dude becomes ugly whore without a ticket.

BROKENDOLL
02-25-2011, 09:25 PM
Playa- you're a genius

She lives in a cheap motel room...look at it!

odds of him getting her a ticket...

slim and none....

and slim just left

He'll get her to show her cans on the web for him...flirt for awhile...then it'll be a last minute....O sorry my friend can make it and it's his ticket...so you know....
Baily, you only think Playa is a genius because his pie charts and spreadsheets are the closest you'll ever get to having sex with a woman of her caliber, you moron.


dont put your stuff on the internet if you dont want the Coachella Carnivores to see it. sheesh.
There. Fixed. Damn, when someone comes along who doesn't carry all the Geek Genes and Dork Traits that you require for your Glee club... you guys turn into a pack of meat eating sheep!


That's the skank shift
Ironic coming from someone who has a dude with his sock stuffed crotch as their avatar...

BROKENDOLL
02-25-2011, 09:43 PM
With a username such as candyass, I just have to see how the nose candy is out of her ass.
It's probably cut with all kinds of crap by then, knock yourself out!

thetello
02-26-2011, 12:30 AM
^ bringing the fire tonight. flame on.

TheRotten42
02-26-2011, 08:31 AM
I just need 1 ticket! please!! reply here
http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4892093/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Rape-Ewok

the goat
02-26-2011, 11:02 AM
Candyass thread is candyass.

iammrcandyman
02-26-2011, 01:20 PM
Coachella tickets are like the new cocaine as far as getting laid goes...

Mugwog
02-27-2011, 05:17 PM
Be nice to the stripper but a lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying :(

baily
02-27-2011, 09:00 PM
It's a man baby!!!

Austin Powers

candyass702
03-01-2011, 07:08 PM
man, i just noticed some of ya'll posted like 6,000 times. that is the most pathetic thing i think i have ever seen. what a bunch of losers!

PlayaDelWes
03-01-2011, 07:13 PM
6,000 TIMES!!!

ELECtROjan
03-01-2011, 07:33 PM
man, i just noticed some of ya'll posted like 6,000 times. that is the most pathetic thing i think i have ever seen. what a bunch of losers!

I'd rather be a loser with a ticket than you

Doodle Von Taintstain
03-01-2011, 07:36 PM
I'd rather be a loser with a ticket than a chick with a dick

fixed

gaypalmsprings
03-01-2011, 07:37 PM
man, i just noticed some of ya'll posted like 6,000 times. that is the most pathetic thing i think i have ever seen. what a bunch of losers!

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/22/048a6404-9887-4bbf-b40a-e8aee8711b8a.jpg

wstsidela
03-01-2011, 08:36 PM
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/1/5/8/0/thats-a-man-baby-austin-powers.jpg

Premium Roast
03-02-2011, 12:27 PM
instructions =

http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_107/1071855/file/coalition-for-the-homeless-beg-small-99383.jpg

:thu

TheRotten42
03-02-2011, 03:22 PM
man, i just noticed some of ya'll posted like 6,000 times. that is the most pathetic thing i think i have ever seen. what a bunch of losers!

hmmm to be a loser with a ticket or a hoe without. Tough desision.

doggie3343
03-02-2011, 03:35 PM
fixed

LOL

billtino
03-02-2011, 08:16 PM
http://twitter.com/candyass702/status/30132843824807936

http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/833615643/Picture_032.jpg



http://www.zianet.com/jsager/Ra1.jpg

Nordboy
03-02-2011, 08:32 PM
I just want miss lucas to know I got my ticket because I purchased it on time. I mean she has nice teeth, but her jaw looks like matt damon's

DarkOnFire
03-02-2011, 09:07 PM
I just want miss lucas to know I got my ticket because I purchased it on time. I mean she has nice teeth, but her jaw looks like matt damon's

She looks more like Matt Damon than Matt Damon.

shoegazer76
03-02-2011, 09:19 PM
I'd tap it. But I'm hard up right now.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
03-02-2011, 11:49 PM
http://www.moviesoddity.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/the-crying-game.jpg

Matt Damon
03-03-2011, 07:23 AM
She looks more like Matt Damon than Matt Damon.

She looks nothing like me!

bottomfeeder
03-03-2011, 07:39 AM
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=311193&title=unmistakable-bulge

jimmycrackcorn
03-03-2011, 07:46 AM
:lool
She looks nothing like me!

juloxx
03-03-2011, 08:11 AM
man, i just noticed some of ya'll posted like 6,000 times. that is the most pathetic thing i think i have ever seen. what a bunch of losers!

Your good at asking people for stuff

invisiblerobots
03-03-2011, 08:41 AM
Your good at asking people for stuff

Are you trying to dumb down your grammar so that she might understand you?

ErikFlyingV
03-03-2011, 08:51 AM
Ok so I messaged her and she replied back, looks like I got a date for the weekend!! I just told her that she can't leave my side for ONE SECOND the whole weekend, but it's ok because I'm giving her and her guy friends a ticket so its chill.

But I'm a little worried guys, you think she's clean? Ah, who cares! It's Coachella!

see u all their! Oh and Candyass why won't u return my calls?

TheRotten42
03-03-2011, 09:12 AM
Ok so I messaged her and she replied back, looks like I got a date for the weekend!! I just told her that she can't leave my side for ONE SECOND the whole weekend, but it's ok because I'm giving her and her guy friends a ticket so its chill.

But I'm a little worried guys, you think she's clean? Ah, who cares! It's Coachella!

see u all their! Oh and Candyass why won't u return my calls?

You should have hooked up Lotus, at lease she seems to have a better sense of humor, and no penis.

ErikFlyingV
03-03-2011, 09:54 AM
You should have hooked up Lotus, at lease she seems to have a better sense of humor, and no penis.

Where's the fun in that?

Grandma
03-03-2011, 11:08 AM
http://www.moviesoddity.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/the-crying-game.jpg

hahahahahaha

jimmycrackcorn
03-03-2011, 11:44 AM
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Nordboy
03-10-2011, 09:43 AM
is this theard dead? Did matt damon get a ticket after all?

coryfriesenhan
03-10-2011, 01:10 PM
Tell ya what... I got a ticket, do you got a campsite? Driving down alone from Canada, coming through Vegas on my way

Dustin da DnB Soulja
03-10-2011, 01:20 PM
let's be honest right now.... how much do "special" dances cost in Vegas?

DISCUSS!

TheRotten42
03-10-2011, 01:32 PM
Tell ya what... I got a ticket, do you got a campsite? Driving down alone from Canada, coming through Vegas on my way

I doubt it but she will probably have some blow, lube, and herpes.

Fresh prince of Coachella
03-16-2011, 07:04 PM
I doubt it but she will probably have some blow, lube, and herpes. Yes, yes, NO!!!!!!!!:puke:eek: