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crazzz2007
03-08-2007, 02:40 PM
I'm astounded at the number of posts by Vinylmartyr. How does Vinyl do it? Is Vinyl actually a robot or computer program designed to post at a superhuman rate?

Vinyl has by far the most posts on the coachella board (2667), nearly twice as many as the second place poster (1528). If Vinyl is really a human, how does Vinyl find enough time in the day to post so often? These are the questions that keep me awake at night.

kimery08
03-08-2007, 02:41 PM
he gets his shit to go.

bmack86
03-08-2007, 02:42 PM
It keeps him awake at night. He doesn't sleep. Only posts.

kreutz2112
03-08-2007, 02:43 PM
lame

jackstraw94086
03-08-2007, 02:52 PM
tee hee

TomAz
03-08-2007, 02:54 PM
he posts in pairs. Meaning, stuff most of us would normally put in one post, he instead puts in two successive posts.

Good Days Last
03-08-2007, 02:57 PM
This is true. I've even seen him post in triplets.

thefunkylama
03-08-2007, 03:04 PM
If you think this is impressive, you should've seen the old board. The smilies, my god, the smilies....

Yablonowitz
03-08-2007, 03:14 PM
Jeff is one of the main reasons I stayed on this board. He's a made man, as far as I'm concerned. Don't give him crap or I'll cut you.

DeltaSigChi4
03-08-2007, 03:21 PM
I will catch him one day. I have a plan. And my plan will pan out. I assure you.

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BoneDaddy
03-08-2007, 03:23 PM
You're a dick.

(sorry Tom, had to do it)

TomAz
03-08-2007, 03:25 PM
hey, the more the merrier.

TomAz
03-08-2007, 03:26 PM
the thought occurs to me, again, that Delta is an alias. No one can be this dickish in real life.

crazzz2007
03-08-2007, 03:30 PM
Jeff is one of the main reasons I stayed on this board. He's a made man, as far as I'm concerned. Don't give him crap or I'll cut you.

what exactly do you mean by cut me? cut me with a knife? cut me from your life by putting me on your ignore list? i need a clarification. based on your answer, i will then decide whether to give him crap or not.

TomAz
03-08-2007, 03:32 PM
I will catch him one day. I have a plan. And my plan will pan out. I assure you.

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dickface, this should go in the "threaten people with violence" thread.

crazzz2007
03-08-2007, 03:32 PM
I will catch him one day. I have a plan. And my plan will pan out. I assure you.

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further proof that tom is correct, you are in fact a dick. only a dick would make his life goal becoming the number one poster.

kreutz2112
03-08-2007, 03:35 PM
I wonder if Delta has any other human contact besides UFC?

amyzzz
03-08-2007, 03:38 PM
further proof that tom is correct, you are in fact a dick. only a dick would make his life goal becoming the number one poster.
Vinyl's not a dick.

crazzz2007
03-08-2007, 03:40 PM
Vinyl's not a dick.

ummmm, we were talking about deltasig

Courtney
03-08-2007, 03:42 PM
Maybe vinylmartyr is in fact a small collective of people all posting under one name. Yes, that must be it.

That, or he's just better than you.

kreutz2112
03-08-2007, 03:43 PM
yeah Delta is a dick with shit on it,

crazzz2007
03-08-2007, 03:43 PM
Maybe vinylmartyr is in fact a small collective of people all posting under one name. Yes, that must be it.

That, or he's just better than you.

well, of course he/it/they is/are better than me. he/it/they has/have more posts than i do.

Omar1
03-08-2007, 03:49 PM
yeah Delta is a dick with shit on it,

...

codytwo
03-08-2007, 03:49 PM
well, of course he/it/they is/are better than me. he/it/they has/have more posts than i do.

both of these statements are true.

kreutz2112
03-08-2007, 03:51 PM
Hi Courtney.

DeltaSigChi4
03-08-2007, 03:59 PM
+1

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amyzzz
03-08-2007, 04:01 PM
ummmm, we were talking about deltasig
My point was Vinyl is the number 1 poster, and he has said in the past that he likes to have the most posts, so by default, you're also calling Vinyl a dick.

bartelby
03-08-2007, 04:04 PM
sounds like a funny obsession to me but to each their own

crazzz2007
03-08-2007, 04:05 PM
My point was Vinyl is the number 1 poster, and he has said in the past that he likes to have the most posts, so by default, you're also calling Vinyl a dick.

oh ok. i didn't know vinyl has said that. fine, then vinyl is a dick too. i must be consistent with my proclamations of dick.

amyzzz
03-08-2007, 04:06 PM
Vinyl's one of the nicest people on here. Well, to me anyway.

crazzz2007
03-08-2007, 04:07 PM
Vinyl's one of the nicest people on here. Well, to me anyway.

you can be nice and a dick at the same time.

DeltaSigChi4
03-08-2007, 04:07 PM
Yeah, to each his own.

Shouldn't you be catching up on all the productivity you missed when you were on the phone for a few hours trying to get those Lolla pre-sale tickets??

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amyzzz
03-08-2007, 04:07 PM
you can be nice and a dick at the same time.
You're right.

bartelby
03-08-2007, 04:14 PM
its called speakerphone dickhead

DeltaSigChi4
03-08-2007, 04:20 PM
Does your boss know about this?

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bmack86
03-08-2007, 04:56 PM
God, i can't stand you.

amyzzz
03-08-2007, 05:38 PM
bmack, you realize he's getting what he wants when you post such things.

bartelby
03-08-2007, 05:48 PM
ignorance is bliss

codytwo
03-08-2007, 05:49 PM
Does your boss know about this?

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Does your mom know you're gay?

bartelby
03-08-2007, 05:51 PM
lol - now that was funny....

All That I Am
03-08-2007, 05:55 PM
I just wanna send a shout out to Vinyl!
I love that guy.

Courtney
03-08-2007, 06:08 PM
Hi Courtney.

Hi Adam.

vinylmartyr
03-08-2007, 06:12 PM
I was a tester and a member of this board 2 months before most of you. For about 3 weeks I posted a bunch. I have stopped cause I have other things going on. If you look at peoples average posts a day you will see that there are some that post twice as much as me. I am getting scared though and I might start posting more cause there is no way in hell Delta can be our #1 poster.

Courtney
03-08-2007, 06:20 PM
Yes, please post more. I enjoy your posts. Plus, the board's #1 poster needs to be someone who actually knows something about music.

i_like_cake530
03-08-2007, 07:54 PM
answer to original question, vinylmartr has no life, as simple as that
THREAD CLOSED

echolalia
03-08-2007, 08:12 PM
answer to original question, vinylmartr has no life, as simple as that
THREAD CLOSED

http://hmandm.com/images377/you_suck.gif

psychic friend
03-08-2007, 08:16 PM
maybe he is unemployed, not in school and has nothing else to do in his waking hours.

just theorizing

All That I Am
03-08-2007, 09:08 PM
maybe he is unemployed, not in school and has nothing else to do in his waking hours.


that's my dream

kreutz2112
03-08-2007, 09:19 PM
I thought he was a lawyer?...sorry....:rotfl

DeltaSigChi4
03-08-2007, 09:47 PM
Yay. Gay quips. The evolution of codytwo.

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DeltaSigChi4
03-08-2007, 09:48 PM
And everyone's favourite prodigal poster will be the board's #1.

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DeltaSigChi4
03-08-2007, 09:48 PM
And by that I mean me. Delta.

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breakjaw
03-09-2007, 02:43 AM
I predict Tom will pass Vinyl with "you're a dick" posts alone...

TomAz
03-09-2007, 04:44 AM
vinyl is not a dick. any claim that he is a dick is misguided.

delta is a dick, but not because he posts a lot. His dickishness runs deeper than that. It is the fundamental essence of his being. He's overcompensating for... something. for some reason he finds it important to let us all know how tough he is, how much money he has in his pocket, how much he likes to gamble, that sort of pseudo-macho mentality commonly seen among thugs and other people with nothing else to offer the world. He's a dick because that's all he knows how to be.

thinnerair
03-09-2007, 04:57 AM
good morning, tom.

DeltaSigChi4
03-09-2007, 04:58 AM
Tom, you're a racist.

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TomAz
03-09-2007, 05:27 AM
If you are blaming your being a dick on your race, then you are the racist.

DeltaSigChi4
03-09-2007, 05:32 AM
Nope. My conclusion has everything to do with your uncalled-for remark to SG.

And you better hope you don't run into him that three-day. He doesn't seem happy with you. Just saying.





http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/DeltaSigChi4/Genkibow.bmp
You're the one without life on the canvas.

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bartelby
03-09-2007, 05:48 AM
If you are blaming your being a dick on your race, then you are the racist.

snap

TomAz
03-09-2007, 05:51 AM
I'm intimidated.

who is SG?

breakjaw
03-09-2007, 06:02 AM
vinyl is not a dick. any claim that he is a dick is misguided.


I know he isn't,he's one of the coolest,most honest posters on here,as are you.I was jokingly saying if this keeps up you will surpass him in number of posts.

DeltaSigChi4
03-09-2007, 06:04 AM
You should know (http://www.coachella.com/forum/showpost.php?p=75860&postcount=309), racist.

And most stupid people don't get intimidated or scared. That's what gets them hurt.

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TomAz
03-09-2007, 06:10 AM
meh.

and I may be many things good and bad, delta, but I can guarantee you stupid is not one of them. dick.

DeltaSigChi4
03-09-2007, 06:24 AM
So you're skipping Coachella? Because that would definitely be the smartest action for you to take.

Racist.

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TomAz
03-09-2007, 06:25 AM
now you're just getting boring. I may have to use that ignore feature after all.

DeltaSigChi4
03-09-2007, 06:27 AM
Go for it, champ. It's the best idea you've had all day.

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bartelby
03-09-2007, 06:53 AM
take it from me Tom - the ignore feature RULES...

DeltaSigChi4
03-09-2007, 06:55 AM
I think not discussing the ignore feature is a much more effective ignoring, then constantly threatening with ignore or mentioning its use.

That's just me.

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kreutz2112
03-09-2007, 07:22 AM
I just added delta to my ignore list yesterday and it seems to be working well.

DeltaSigChi4
03-09-2007, 07:32 AM
You're a winner, kreutz!

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Yablonowitz
03-09-2007, 07:50 AM
Delta - SG already said he fogave tom for that and had no intention of beating him up. He was hoping for an apology, but that's it.

So, why don't you just drop it? What's it to you?

vinylmartyr
03-09-2007, 07:54 AM
I have posted 14 times in the last 24 hrs and Delta has posted over 100.

amyzzz
03-09-2007, 07:55 AM
I have posted 14 times in the last 24 hrs and Delta has posted over 100.
You gotta step up!

vinylmartyr
03-09-2007, 07:56 AM
Amy you have posted 50 times in the last 24 hrs.

amyzzz
03-09-2007, 08:02 AM
I couldn't sleep last night. I have a cold. :(

DeltaSigChi4
03-09-2007, 08:03 AM
Delta - SG already said he fogave tom for that and had no intention of beating him up. He was hoping for an apology, but that's it.


Link?




So, why don't you just drop it? What's it to you?

As soon as he drops postwhoring with "you're an idiot". Fair enough?

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DeltaSigChi4
03-09-2007, 08:04 AM
And it can't be stepped up any further.

I've guaranteed that I'll catch up to Vinyl.

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vinylmartyr
03-09-2007, 08:05 AM
I'm not dissing you for posting Amy. Just wanna make myself clear.

DeltaSigChi4
03-09-2007, 08:06 AM
Are you dissing me?

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Yablonowitz
03-09-2007, 09:04 AM
Link?


It's in the TMI thread, dope, the same one you linked to earlier:

03-05-2007, 10:54 PM #341
SojuGorae


Default Re: TMI Thread
I plan on reaching out to Tom during Coachella. I figure let bygones be bygones and we should kick it with some brews. I forgive him. Although he hasn't apologized, but I still forgive and forget.

Tom, let's hang together @ Coachella. Preferably on the last day.

If you're not too sure about us hangin', then I'll be the one reaching out.

Matter of fact, I have your photo downloaded and plan on making a t-shirt on cafepress.com with the text "have you seen this man" over your photo.

Not joking. Totally serious.


As soon as he drops postwhoring with "you're an idiot". Fair enough?

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Actually, his most common remark is: "you're a dick." I'm not mediating the general point, however.

DeltaSigChi4
03-09-2007, 09:11 AM
It's in the TMI thread, dope, the same one you linked to earlier:

03-05-2007, 10:54 PM #341
SojuGorae


Default Re: TMI Thread
I plan on reaching out to Tom during Coachella. I figure let bygones be bygones and we should kick it with some brews. I forgive him. Although he hasn't apologized, but I still forgive and forget.

Tom, let's hang together @ Coachella. Preferably on the last day.

If you're not too sure about us hangin', then I'll be the one reaching out.

Matter of fact, I have your photo downloaded and plan on making a t-shirt on cafepress.com with the text "have you seen this man" over your photo.

Not joking. Totally serious.


Holy snaps. It's called thick sarcasm. I read that same post and get that he's going to beat him like Anderson Silva/Ace Franklin.




Actually, his most common remark is: "you're a dick." I'm not mediating the general point, however.

Shows how irrelevant his posts are ... they're directed at me and I can't even get what his message is right.

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BoneDaddy
03-09-2007, 09:13 AM
You're a dick

DeltaSigChi4
03-09-2007, 09:14 AM
Original.

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jackstraw94086
03-09-2007, 09:17 AM
I thought he was a lawyer?...sorry....:rotfl

I saw you call York707 "vinyl" the other day. Are you confusing the two? They're both named Jeff.

York = Jeff, lawyer from st. louis
vinylmartyr = Jeff, alias of Full On Idle

kreutz2112
03-09-2007, 09:20 AM
I know they are both named Jeff. I used to get them confused, we already had a discussion about this a while ago. I wrote that post to be a dumbass and bring up my old confusion. I apologized for being a dumbass.

jackstraw94086
03-09-2007, 09:22 AM
I know they are both named Jeff. I used to get them confused, we already had a discussion about this a while ago. I wrote that post to be a dumbass and bring up my old confusion. I apologized for being a dumbass.

There's no need or apologies. That presupposes that you'll be forgiven.

kreutz2112
03-09-2007, 09:25 AM
Writing an apology presupposes nothing. People can accept or reject my apology according to how they feel.

DeltaSigChi4
03-09-2007, 09:26 AM
I reject it.

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adamnikyo
03-09-2007, 12:18 PM
I've guaranteed that I'll catch up to Vinyl.
What's your post count again?

invisiblerobots
03-09-2007, 12:26 PM
Hilarity! :lool

Sexecutioner
03-09-2007, 12:42 PM
jesus fuckin christ. I can not even comprehend the amount of nerd testosterone in this thread. you all need to get a hobby...bad! preferably one that takes place outside, and not on a computer.

is this what you all look like?
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w135/sexecutioner1666/southpark.jpg

Yablonowitz
03-09-2007, 12:51 PM
jesus fuckin christ. I can not even comprehend the amount of nerd testosterone in this thread. you all need to get a hobby...bad! preferably one that takes place outside, and not on a computer.

is this what you all look like?
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w135/sexecutioner1666/southpark.jpg

That is a dead ringer for TomAz.

amyzzz
03-09-2007, 12:51 PM
That's the spitting image of me.

kreutz2112
03-09-2007, 12:54 PM
That doesnt look like me at all...I control the mouse with my left hand.

Sexecutioner
03-09-2007, 01:33 PM
That doesnt look like me at all...I control the mouse with my left hand.

but do you have that wrist guard on your left hand also? for those nights where you just cant stop playing warcraft?

codytwo
03-09-2007, 01:38 PM
Haha. 12. what a loser.

DeltaSigChi4
03-09-2007, 02:21 PM
I don't have a mouse. This is a laptop.

But with a screen name like sexexecutioner, you have little room to talk.

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codytwo
03-09-2007, 02:23 PM
Why should we listen to anything you say? You only have 13 posts. And you're a fuck wad.

amyzzz
03-09-2007, 02:25 PM
Why should we listen to anything you say? You only have 13 posts. And you're a fuck wad.
Holy shit! i didn't see Delta's new post count until you said that cody. hahahahhahahaha.

I personally don't care about post counts. It's kind of embarrassing that mine is so high.

codytwo
03-09-2007, 02:30 PM
wow, that is embarrassing

crazzz2007
03-09-2007, 02:33 PM
HAHAHAHA.....psychic must have taken my advice.....i asked her a few days ago to reset delta's post count back to 0

HAHAHAHA.....this made my day

DeltaSigChi4
03-09-2007, 02:40 PM
I'm glad everyone is so interested in the happenings and goings of Delta.

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Sexecutioner
03-09-2007, 04:31 PM
I don't have a mouse. This is a laptop.

But with a screen name like sexexecutioner, you have little room to talk.

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1st, learn how to spell, frat boy. 2nd, how does my name insinuate that i have no life? i think the fact that your goal is to have the highest post count on an internet message board is a much better indication of what a loser you are. the fact that you spend so much time here makes me think you dont have many friends in real life, but what is even funnier is that everybody here thinks you are a giant douche, and cant wait till you go away. you cant even make friends on the fuckin internet! wow, you really suck at life...both real and digital.

DeltaSigChi4
03-09-2007, 04:34 PM
You have nearly ten [10] times the amount of posts reflected in your postcount than me, you worthless kumquat.

And you learn to spell, you stupid son of a bitch.

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lowfront
03-09-2007, 04:39 PM
Delta now that you lost your precious post count can you please just shut the fuck up

SubBass49
03-09-2007, 04:50 PM
Delta's avatar looks just a little bit sadder now that his post count is down...lol