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HoopinonthedirtyD
02-06-2011, 12:42 PM
For all you that have gone before how tight is security?
Do I need to store my bud in my panties or can I get it in with it in my cig pack? How about reusable water bottles?
Thanks for the help =0)

nathanfairchild
02-06-2011, 12:44 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ltxCWvi_SlE/SpPe3P_GCcI/AAAAAAAAAr0/hoD4tCJjmUc/s400/mackey.gif

HoopinonthedirtyD
02-06-2011, 01:44 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ltxCWvi_SlE/SpPe3P_GCcI/AAAAAAAAAr0/hoD4tCJjmUc/s400/mackey.gif

Yes, Stan Drugs are Bad!

IRSCOTT
02-06-2011, 02:10 PM
http://www.munpl.org/images/uploads/SRP2009/creative2.gif
were there's a will there's a way...
I usually get a 1.75 liter bottle of booze in a camel back in. just have an awesome back pack with secret pockets.

Strike III
02-06-2011, 02:48 PM
No outside food or drinks. They do a pretty basic pat down, look in your bag and feel it up. So I'd suggest putting in your shoe or undies.

The question I have is how do I get my cameras in (One film and one digital) They are both what GV considers "professional". Day one I had trouble but by day 3 they didn't care.

guedita
02-06-2011, 02:50 PM
Why are you worried about whether or not you'd hypothetically have to sneak in the reusable water bottle that Coachella sold to you?

TriboChillz
02-06-2011, 03:13 PM
i think they are more concerned if you bring in a knife or gun. and glass because cleaning up broken glass sucks big time. and the animals that reside on the grounds for the rest of the 327 days could either step on or eat that glass/drugs. and glass bottles make excellent projectiles that you whip at any music act you strongly disapprove of..*cough* *Kanye West* *cough*

juloxx
02-06-2011, 03:19 PM
Like this

h1m2RfIKcOM

Theijuiel
02-06-2011, 03:49 PM
http://www.discreet-romance.com/images/products/TO34334.jpg

Bomboclat
02-06-2011, 04:11 PM
I have an idea, why dont we NOT give out our tips publicly, seeing as any official can read all of this just as easily as we can.

M Sparks
02-06-2011, 05:31 PM
For all you that have gone before how tight is security?
Do I need to store my bud in my panties or can I get it in with it in my cig pack?)

You should get him his own ticket to be safe.

theresalwaysone
02-06-2011, 05:46 PM
You should get him his own ticket to be safe.

Well done.

HoopinonthedirtyD
02-06-2011, 07:10 PM
LMAO!! Not reusable bottles like plastic I am talking about my reusable canteen
No worries on giving secrets cause your afraid the MAN is watching just asking how picky they are...
Good Responses thanks

grenade
02-06-2011, 10:49 PM
They arent patting down this year you can just keep it in your pocket no problems

frijolesx
02-06-2011, 10:51 PM
do they smell the canteens? or do they have to be empty...

M Sparks
02-06-2011, 11:19 PM
I don't think a canteen would pass inspection, but it would definitely need to be empty.

Basically, if you are trying to bring in a water bottle, it should be 1)sealed or 2)one of the official souvenir refillable bottles. BUT...I don't see anything on the website about refillable bottles this year. Which is a shame.

bluemamba
02-07-2011, 09:17 AM
Shove it in your ass. It should fit.

BROKENDOLL
02-07-2011, 09:33 AM
i think they are more concerned if you bring in a knife or gun. and glass because cleaning up broken glass sucks big time. and the animals that reside on the grounds for the rest of the 327 days could either step on or eat that glass/drugs. and glass bottles make excellent projectiles that you whip at any music act you strongly disapprove of..*cough* *Kanye West* *cough*
I'm more concerned about the 35 missing days now, than how someone gets their shit in the fest...

Junket
02-07-2011, 01:34 PM
^ LOL

frizzlefry
02-09-2011, 02:29 AM
They had free water fountains last year, unless GV decided to tear the pipes out of the ground I imagine they'll have them again, meaning that they will probably let you bring in empty containers to refill your water with. Just pick your friendly groper wisely, that's what worked best for me, go for friendly older women who seem to enjoy touching you as opposed to middle aged men who can't stand touching your ugly ass. Plus being talkative and friendly is a good way to distract them from really looking through your shit or patting you down, plus this may trick them into thinking that you're not a scruffy looking smuggler.

blackchango
02-09-2011, 10:05 AM
What are the chances that this thread was started by this years security staff? Hmmmm....

Wheres the beef?
02-09-2011, 10:50 AM
f(x) = L -> 0

sleepybrew
02-09-2011, 10:56 AM
Just share your open water, drugs, alcohol, knives, guns, etc. with the staff checking you in and they are totally chill and down and cool and your bro after that.

Paddy O'Furniture
02-09-2011, 10:57 AM
f(x) = L -> 0

I was told there would be no math.

mlant
02-10-2011, 01:03 AM
Just don't be a dumbass about it.
No weapons. PERIOD. because Coachella is cool like that and we don't need that bullshit.

I honestly believe Goldenvoice doesn't mind drugs being inside, so long as they're not being used by amateurs and people aren't selling them.
There are security and cops on location and I have personally seen people busted. (these people are usually trying to sell or are publicly flaunting it)
Like other's have said, be discrete and remember the shit is still illegal, so don't be a dumbass.

mikebspeedracer
02-10-2011, 01:10 AM
stick all your drugs in your pee hole they hardly ever look there

MistaGlitch
02-10-2011, 03:52 AM
The first thing I do upon being searched is offer to show them my pee hole. They become so enamored with it and forget I have other holes made specifically for hiding stuff (butt-hole).

Sublime
02-10-2011, 08:55 AM
stick all your drugs in your pee hole they hardly ever look there

http://wdbo.com/images/2011/02/drugs_m.jpg

M Sparks
02-10-2011, 09:52 AM
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/25164_390300984849_756524849_3823672_5440791_n.jpg

bottomfeeder
02-10-2011, 10:06 AM
Unless you are the creative type just keyster it.

knotted_donuts
02-10-2011, 11:13 AM
http://wdbo.com/images/2011/02/drugs_m.jpg

Indeed! (reference (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20031161-504083.html))

knotted_donuts
02-10-2011, 11:17 AM
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/25164_390300984849_756524849_3823672_5440791_n.jpg

Really? Was this inside the festival grounds?? How kind of the Indio Police to provide us with a box full of drugs and other contraband! WAAAAY easier than trying to sneak that shit past security.

socalguy100
02-10-2011, 11:21 AM
Indeed! (reference (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20031161-504083.html))

:rolleyes


Banks was originally arrested after a traffic stop led to the discovery of a bag of saliva and liquid codeine.

bottomfeeder
02-10-2011, 11:21 AM
Indeed! (reference (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20031161-504083.html))

"Police said Banks was originally arrested after a traffic stop led to the discovery of a bag of saliva and liquid codeine."

For the first time I feel cheated for being snipped at birth.

ENluv12
03-01-2011, 09:50 AM
I know some people like to put things in their cigarette box- but be careful with that. I had honestly never thought about it before, until last year I had a security guard take out all of my smokes and check the bottom of the box.

Theijuiel
03-01-2011, 02:37 PM
Don't bring in opened cigarette boxes. *wink*

D,,d)
03-02-2011, 10:52 AM
Brother: Why dont you have a "nug" of decoy weed, let them find it, toss it. Scott free!!!

Brother= Genius in short pants!!

cbeeez
03-02-2011, 11:25 AM
"Police said Banks was originally arrested after a traffic stop led to the discovery of a bag of saliva and liquid codeine."

For the first time I feel cheated for being snipped at birth.

It was probably Charlie Sheen's saliva. Which is now a schedule 1 drug.

IRSCOTT
03-02-2011, 12:24 PM
It was probably Charlie Sheen's saliva. Which is now a schedule 1 drug.So it took Mr Sheen to build up your courage for a first post eh?

ballroomdancer22
03-02-2011, 04:12 PM
So it took Mr Sheen to build up your courage for a first post eh?

Since that interview showing him batshit manic/delusional/unbalanced was made public it has facilitated posts unfortunately.

So many threads with Charlie Sheen references, which I'm guilty of no less.