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guedita
01-31-2011, 12:59 PM
Find the chicken. Find the rave.

Official Rules

Special note: These rules apply only for the following acts: Riva Starr, Joy Orbison, Jack Beats, Green Velvet, Duck Sauce, The Presets, Leftfield, Sven Vath, High Contrast*


1. Dance

2. Find an average looking pale white girl wearing a chicken head.

3. Dance more. Get sweaty. Really, really sweaty.

4. Introduce yourself. Make friends.

There will be no prizes.

*Event relocation to the Pure Filth Stage

HandBanana
01-31-2011, 01:03 PM
Find the chicken. Find the rave.


S T A R R I N G
L I A M
N E E S O N

Mr.Nipples
01-31-2011, 01:05 PM
leave your cat at home

TallGuyCM
01-31-2011, 01:07 PM
YES. There for at least Leftfield on SSS.

algunz
01-31-2011, 01:09 PM
I'll find your chicken, sweetheart. :winkiss

DANCE MAGIC
01-31-2011, 01:09 PM
that sounds hot.

HandBanana
01-31-2011, 01:11 PM
COMWwwv_MTk

thefrush
01-31-2011, 01:15 PM
Duck Sauce droppin' this?

6e9uk0fMNow

Devin the Dude
01-31-2011, 01:24 PM
Ohai

I c u dere

Trick Loves The Kids
01-31-2011, 01:37 PM
i'm gonna come up to you and call you a trick and then walk away and then you'll know how it feels

Neighborhood Creep
01-31-2011, 01:40 PM
bqVCd19qeUs

Lil' B is in this video some where

mmblack
01-31-2011, 01:42 PM
i'm really interested to see how the sahara set times are going to turn out in particular for this day. i think caspa will play the sahara, unless sam from pure filth has stated otherwise. he's big enough to do it, unfortunately.

there is just so much potential sahara talent on the line-up, unless acts like the presets, chromeo, trentemøller are gonna play elsewhere.

something like Caspa > Riva Starr > Jack Beats > Green Velvet > Sven Väth > Duck Sauce > Ratatat > Axwell > Leftfield?

or could be completely different with chromeo and the presets thrown in. aaah so many amazing possibilities! the opportunity to see high contrast > riva starr > green velvet > sven > trentemøller > duck sauce > leftfield > DFA has me thoroughly aroused.

sbessiso
01-31-2011, 01:42 PM
I'll be there.

The sweatier, nastier, dirtier, the better.

TallGuyCM
01-31-2011, 01:44 PM
I'll be there.

The sweatier, nastier, dirtier, the better.

:cat

sbessiso
01-31-2011, 01:47 PM
CnNWSpWtfdI

moomoo
01-31-2011, 01:51 PM
Sven Vath.

guedita
01-31-2011, 03:27 PM
i'm really interested to see how the sahara set times are going to turn out in particular for this day. i think caspa will play the sahara, unless sam from pure filth has stated otherwise. he's big enough to do it, unfortunately.

there is just so much potential sahara talent on the line-up, unless acts like the presets, chromeo, trentemøller are gonna play elsewhere.

something like Caspa > Riva Starr > Jack Beats > Green Velvet > Sven Väth > Duck Sauce > Ratatat > Axwell > Leftfield?

or could be completely different with chromeo and the presets thrown in. aaah so many amazing possibilities! the opportunity to see high contrast > riva starr > green velvet > sven > trentemøller > duck sauce > leftfield > DFA has me thoroughly aroused.

While your concerns are valid, they have NO PLACE in this thread. Take them elsewhere.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-31-2011, 03:28 PM
Support.

TallGuyCM
01-31-2011, 03:33 PM
Support.

...by attending?

Coachella Bound
01-31-2011, 03:35 PM
Penguin vs. Chicken

303dubbin
01-31-2011, 05:27 PM
i'll be there. such a good day

discobotica
01-31-2011, 05:34 PM
I'll be there.

The sweatier, nastier, dirtier, the better.

Less talk.............more follow through, :)


Sven Vath.

THIS.

Kyliediscope
01-31-2011, 05:39 PM
Count me in.

unknown
01-31-2011, 05:40 PM
I will be present except during High Contrast.

SDsoldier7
01-31-2011, 05:59 PM
ill think about showing up for this. i want to be around good dancers though when i catch my acts on sunday

sbessiso
01-31-2011, 06:09 PM
Less talk.............more follow through, :)


Oh ill show you. 2manybdays was only but a taste of whats in store.

Coachella Bound
01-31-2011, 06:12 PM
Oh ill show you. 2manybdays was only but a taste of whats in store.

i see you baby... shakin dat ass.

BROKENDOLL
01-31-2011, 06:13 PM
I'm trying to figure out how to just set up camp in the Sahara tent this year.

Geno_g
01-31-2011, 06:17 PM
I will be present except during High Contrast.

THIS!

TallGuyCM
01-31-2011, 06:20 PM
i want to be around good dancers though when i catch my acts on sunday

lol then stay as far away from me as you can!

SDsoldier7
01-31-2011, 06:28 PM
lol then stay as far away from me as you can!

no worries, i figure we can catch menomena or something else with guitars

Gribbz
01-31-2011, 06:29 PM
I'll be there before and after DFA.

discobotica
01-31-2011, 07:07 PM
Oh ill show you. 2manybdays was only but a taste of whats in store.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RdJuFYi99z4/SWgaB2RWC4I/AAAAAAAABjQ/jNLffsOq8VM/S900-R/Mmmmtastesgood+copy.jpg

guedita
01-31-2011, 07:10 PM
High Contrast is technically included in this sweaty dance party.

SuperFocus
01-31-2011, 07:22 PM
i don't sweat, its a medical thing. Can I still play?

Kyliediscope
01-31-2011, 07:22 PM
Nope.

SuperFocus
01-31-2011, 07:24 PM
what if i cover myself in your sweat?

misterpickles
01-31-2011, 09:40 PM
I'll be there before and after DFA.

heck yeah

chiapet
01-31-2011, 09:59 PM
I am intrigued by the chicken. I'll be there.

discobotica
01-31-2011, 10:05 PM
I feel blessed by the electro gods to have met guedita as "the chicken" :pulse

kvnty
01-31-2011, 10:16 PM
shirts off, everyone!

audidude
01-31-2011, 10:17 PM
"Inspekshahn! Chek wan!"

Fuck. Yes.

Oh and Green Velvet too. I've heard good things.

unknown
01-31-2011, 10:19 PM
High Contrast is technically included in this sweaty dance party.

hrmm ok I will be absent from the Sahara for Joy Orbison, Kode9, and possibly Zinc/Ramadanman/Take - fuck Sunday is STACKED.

Cannot wait to see Chicken Head again.

iammrcandyman
01-31-2011, 10:20 PM
ill be there and ill be sweaty. also just invested in 9 feet of red el-wire, so if you see a guy with some string of red light in the sahara/pf come say hi

sbessiso
01-31-2011, 10:49 PM
I am intrigued by the chicken. I'll be there.

its impossible to describe until you experience it.

guedita
02-01-2011, 09:02 AM
Penguin vs. Chicken

All fowl is welcome.

Coachella Bound
02-01-2011, 09:05 AM
All fowl is welcome.

dont hate just cause i cant fly...

higgybaby23
02-01-2011, 09:23 AM
Too many potential conflicts Sunday. Besides the Pure Filth selections Lilia mentioned, I will also be taking in PJ Harvey. But yeah, the rest of the day I'll be in the chicken coop. Here's hoping for an Axwell vs. PJ conflict.

mmblack
02-01-2011, 09:40 AM
While your concerns are valid, they have NO PLACE in this thread. Take them elsewhere.

sorry for getting overly excited about the amazing amount of shit to see on sunday? looking at my list of acts for sunday makes me feel like a robot going "does not compute" and then self-destructing. i'll keep it positive though.

SWEATY SAHARA SUNDAY + (horny high contrast hour) FTW

guedita
02-01-2011, 09:46 AM
its impossible to describe until you experience it.

It's a metamorphosis of magnificent proportions.

ADrunkPoet
02-01-2011, 03:39 PM
Down minus DFA explosion.

303dubbin
02-01-2011, 04:30 PM
hrmm ok I will be absent from the Sahara for Joy Orbison, Kode9, and possibly Zinc/Ramadanman/Take - fuck Sunday is STACKED.

Cannot wait to see Chicken Head again.


This. Sunday is gonna be legit. Bass and house all day.

Harrisment
02-01-2011, 05:11 PM
I sweat profusely for no reason at all so I can't wait to find a place I can call home.

Little Man in the Boat
02-01-2011, 08:38 PM
Come find me in the Sahara. I will be sweaty and undercover.

mattpach
02-01-2011, 09:28 PM
I will be present.

frazzles
02-01-2011, 09:34 PM
It seems like Lilia and I have pretty much the same Sunday schedule...

fiopadp7791
02-01-2011, 09:34 PM
Do you anticipate this day topping last year's Facemelt Friday? If it's anywhere close, I'm looking forward to it :)

guedita
02-01-2011, 09:49 PM
It will be, because my whole body will be melting.

unknown
02-02-2011, 10:22 AM
It seems like Lilia and I have pretty much the same Sunday schedule...

Awesome! It will be great to hang out!

Devin the Dude
02-02-2011, 10:39 AM
Riva Starr > Joy Orbison > Green Velvet > Do Lab > Take > Jack Beats > PJ Harvey > Ratatat > The Presets > Sven Vath > KODE9FUCKKKK > Leftfield > Trentemøller... Pretty much best Sahara day of the year for sure, with the exception that Ratatat and Trentemøller will likely not be playing there.

303dubbin
02-02-2011, 10:51 AM
It seems like Lilia and I have pretty much the same Sunday schedule...

as do i pretty much. sunday acid party.

SDsoldier7
02-02-2011, 01:16 PM
groovy

unknown
02-02-2011, 01:31 PM
PEWPEWPEW

nationocean
02-02-2011, 02:03 PM
okay, since it's about the chicken... How about 100 of these:

<-----see avatar--- they come in all colors and are about a 12" inflated

http://usanovelties.com/images/D/NV1365.jpg



can't really bounce on them though...

getbetter
02-03-2011, 01:13 AM
This year is really going to kick ass

frazzles
02-03-2011, 06:02 AM
okay, since it's about the chicken... How about 100 of these:

<-----see avatar--- they come in all colors and are about a 12" inflated

http://usanovelties.com/images/D/NV1365.jpg



can't really bounce on them though...

No.

Neighborhood Creep
02-03-2011, 06:11 AM
^^^ During Duck Sauce would be a good time to launch those

unknown
02-03-2011, 07:24 AM
okay, since it's about the chicken...

Isn't that a duck?

Sublime
02-03-2011, 07:51 AM
http://i1.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens6761682module54978782photo_1251801590210 _scared_sweaty_chicken.jpg

SuperFocus
02-03-2011, 08:02 AM
http://cdn.pubcrawler.com/logosrestaurant/l68494-12312009-new.jpg

+

http://video.portlandfilm.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tommy.jpg


=


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZsFQ2SifuyI/Sd10r-B-YuI/AAAAAAAAAHI/4BqX1sdsGag/s400/thumbsUp.jpg

nationocean
02-03-2011, 09:59 AM
Isn't that a duck?

Guedita was accepting penquins... I thought any bird type would be accepted :\

guedita
02-03-2011, 10:01 AM
ALL BIRDS ARE WELCOME.

Neighborhood Creep
02-03-2011, 10:12 AM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMhdakvT-UAuLitkXIwa7jsUrQp8nuIQKqQ_KFjovZo6hVDqq4TA&t=1

kananilove
02-03-2011, 10:13 AM
like michael and the jackson five said.." ill be there"

http://michaeljackson-videotribute.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Jackson-5-ill-be-there-45-cover-art.jpg

discobotica
02-03-2011, 10:14 AM
in that case, I shall climb to the top of the Sahara and release 100 white doves at the start of Sunday.......I apologize in advance if you get shat on

bobchella
02-05-2011, 02:52 PM
http://www.theapiary.org/storage/delocated.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=128234652 9http://www.theapiary.org/storage/delocated.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=128234652 9127
Lady Chicken

guedita
02-07-2011, 11:09 AM
An important reminder: this will be starting early. Set your alarms.

9sedpyk_WPk

t2XArapvSZE

Devin the Dude
02-07-2011, 11:45 AM
6am?

Gribbz
02-07-2011, 12:08 PM
Fist Pump Friday.

mmblack
02-07-2011, 12:15 PM
http://usanovelties.com/images/D/NV1365.jpg



can't really bounce on them though...


^^^ During Duck Sauce would be a good time to launch those

purchased.

guedita
02-12-2011, 08:42 PM
Let this also serve as the official Riva Starr get fucking funky sweat it out thread. Because when this song plays, SWEATY SAHARA SUNDAY will be officially underway!

5WIR95bPRzw

Neighborhood Creep
02-12-2011, 08:43 PM
Who's wearing this shit?

http://www.era-marketing.com/images/products/Popular/big/WA-021.jpg

BROKENDOLL
02-12-2011, 09:13 PM
Let this also serve as the official Riva Starr get fucking funky sweat it out thread. Because when this song plays, SWEATY SAHARA SUNDAY will be officially underway!

5WIR95bPRzw

If I have any sweat left by Sunday, I'll be there!

Wait. Who am I kidding? After studying the lineup and making my must see list, by Sunday I will have taken root in the Sahara Tent. :dumbo

meyouseek
02-12-2011, 09:27 PM
Other than a little smoke session with Nas & Damian, the Sahara will be my home on Sunday. See y'all there. Hopefully my legs and back will still be operational for some serious dancing.

mmblack
02-16-2011, 07:52 PM
VD8kRiHm1Cs

guedita
03-08-2011, 06:49 AM
Official Rules

Special note: These rules apply only for the following acts: Riva Starr, Joy Orbison, Jack Beats, Green Velvet, Duck Sauce, The Presets, Leftfield, Sven Vath, High Contrast*


1. Dance

2. Find an average looking pale white girl wearing a chicken head.

3. Dance more. Get sweaty. Really, really sweaty.

4. Introduce yourself. Make friends.

There will be no prizes.

*Event relocation to the Pure Filth Stage

shakermaker113
03-08-2011, 06:59 AM
will there be chest licking?

casey
03-08-2011, 07:06 AM
I think I will be in attendance...just for you, Cara!

M Sparks
03-08-2011, 07:54 AM
I will be dropping by for at least Leftfield and Trentemoller if he's in there.

And maybe Bloody Beetroots.

And maybe The Presets.

Damn, Sunday Sahara is pretty good. Except for Chemical Brothers, I probably won't be in on Fri/Sat.

Trick Loves The Kids
03-08-2011, 08:03 AM
this sounds like a fun thing

guedita
03-08-2011, 08:14 AM
will there be chest licking?

Upon approval and request, both to be determined by me.

NachoCat
03-08-2011, 08:22 AM
Chest bumps > Chest licking

Kyliediscope
03-08-2011, 08:23 AM
False.

NachoCat
03-08-2011, 08:23 AM
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/bush_chest_bump.jpg

chiapet
03-08-2011, 08:24 AM
Very false.

sbessiso
03-08-2011, 08:25 AM
The falsest of false.

guedita
03-08-2011, 08:28 AM
NachoCat: Officially disqualified.

NachoCat
03-08-2011, 08:31 AM
If I bring one of these do I get back in?

http://www.poolandspa.com/images/duck%20copy.jpg


By the way ... "its huge"

nosurprises12
03-08-2011, 08:56 AM
Grammar AND innuendo fail

BROKENDOLL
03-08-2011, 09:10 AM
Chest bumps > Chest licking


False.
Real Chest Bumps> False Chest Bumps

Sublime
03-08-2011, 09:23 AM
bukbok

Neighborhood Creep
03-08-2011, 09:32 AM
If I bring one of these do I get back in?

http://www.poolandspa.com/images/duck%20copy.jpg


By the way ... "its huge"

Only if you bring the kid too

NachoCat
03-08-2011, 09:36 AM
you're sick

Robin
03-08-2011, 09:55 AM
ALL BIRDS ARE WELCOME.

Yay!
<-- this bird will definitely be there!!

http://blog.oregonlive.com/environment_impact/2009/02/large_robin.jpg

malcolmjamalawesome
03-08-2011, 09:56 AM
Guedita's Sweaty Sahara Sunday > MJA's Facemelt Friday

chiapet
03-08-2011, 09:58 AM
That went without saying.

malcolmjamalawesome
03-08-2011, 10:05 AM
That went without saying.

Oh, I guess your Facemelt Friday invite got lost in the mail.

Trick Loves The Kids
03-08-2011, 10:09 AM
Yo Malcolm, where did you get that yacht captain hat from last year (or the year before man you know these things just be melting together in my head)? I'm thinking of investing for this year based on your example, was hoping you could give me a review. Was it comfy? Would you do it again?

bluemamba
03-08-2011, 10:37 AM
Upon approval and request, both to be determined by me.

Damn, i didn't know you guys get down like that. Watching a "skinny pale average white girl" dance with a chicken head on is something i might want to check out.

Mr. Dylanja
03-08-2011, 11:52 AM
Seriously, how can you say one thing is better than the other, and then use George Bush to prove your point?

NachoCat
03-08-2011, 11:53 AM
OK OK I WAS WRONG

Lynch me

http://afro-squad.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/george-bush-sour.jpg

guedita
03-08-2011, 11:55 AM
There will be no lynching or negativity on Guedita's SWEATY SAHARA SUNDAY. Just dance shunning and gentle mocking.

NachoCat
03-08-2011, 11:55 AM
I like where your head is at

guedita
03-08-2011, 11:55 AM
Also, grammar lessons.

v30q6VkphbE

bluemamba
03-08-2011, 12:50 PM
Has this been done before? Any pictures?

guedita
03-08-2011, 12:52 PM
Yes, dancing has been done before.

Media Blitz
03-08-2011, 01:05 PM
I'll be around for Trentemoller and Caspa if he's on that and not Pure Filth.

guedita
03-08-2011, 01:13 PM
Special Update: I don't care when you will be in the Sahara. Stop telling me.

Special Chest Licking Update: I will be doing, not receiving.


Official Rules

Special note: These rules apply only for the following acts: Riva Starr, Joy Orbison, Jack Beats, Green Velvet, Duck Sauce, The Presets, Leftfield, Sven Vath, High Contrast*


1. Dance

2. Find an average looking pale white girl wearing a chicken head.

3. Dance more.

4. Introduce yourself.

There will be no prizes.

*Event relocation to the Pure Filth Stage

Neighborhood Creep
03-08-2011, 01:16 PM
Special Chest Licking Update: I will be doing, not receiving.
Weak

bobert
03-08-2011, 01:33 PM
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/bobertrgb/ravechick.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HN3m15pZAP8/TDyAEO-R1CI/AAAAAAAAAV4/RKBqxdQyAL8/s1600/temp+brain+on+drugs+photo.png

http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.52370845.jpg

http://www.dazzlejunction.com/greetings/sunday/sweet-sunday-cherry.gif

PlayaDelWes
03-08-2011, 01:37 PM
Special Chest Licking Update: I will be doing, not receiving.
Your approval rating just dropped

Media Blitz
03-08-2011, 01:45 PM
Special Update: I don't care when you will be in the Sahara. Stop telling me.

How about when I'll be at other stages?

Media Blitz's Get Fucked In The Ass With A Rusty Nail Sunday featuring OFF!, OFF! and OFF!

guedita
03-08-2011, 01:49 PM
MalcolmJamalAwesome can verify that receiving a guedita chest lick is a very special honor.

bluemamba
03-08-2011, 01:51 PM
I was referring to this get together group thing, if it was done last year or something.

Gribbz
03-08-2011, 01:53 PM
MalcolmJamalAwesome can verify that receiving a guedita chest lick is a very special honor.

It's the plethora of tongue studs.

guedita
03-08-2011, 01:57 PM
I was referring to this get together group thing, if it was done last year or something.

There were no official group pictures taken for Facemelt Friday -- it was more of a state of mind.

chiapet
03-08-2011, 02:09 PM
I don't even want to think about the bacteria your tongue will be harboring by the end of Sunday.

Sublime
03-08-2011, 02:12 PM
*This thread is Sublime approved
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSi42Y2IH1FkgCza0cflSJIJG5wuVx2p iyRV520N2nndn5u5WGv

PlayaDelWes
03-08-2011, 02:16 PM
I don't even want to think about the bacteria your tongue will be harboring by the end of Sunday.
salmonella

guedita
03-08-2011, 02:17 PM
I don't even want to think about the bacteria your tongue will be harboring by the end of Sunday.

I already feel sorry for whoever will be sitting next to me on my Monday 7 AM flight.

Media Blitz
03-08-2011, 02:24 PM
What's the pre-req for that? "Have you been tittyfucked in the last 24 hours?"

iammrcandyman
03-08-2011, 02:24 PM
You know when you walk into a room and there's a conversation going on and you just get the feeling you shouldn't be part of it so you walk out? Thats what this page is.

guedita
03-08-2011, 02:29 PM
There are no "pre-reqs" for anything associated with GSSS. Except sweat glands and the inclination to dance.

bobert
03-08-2011, 02:34 PM
How tall do I have to be to ride the rave?

malcolmjamalawesome
03-08-2011, 02:41 PM
I say just do whatever Trick Loves The Kid says.

guedita
03-08-2011, 02:44 PM
this sounds like a fun thing

Wisdom.

Trick Loves The Kids
03-08-2011, 03:36 PM
I say just do whatever Trick Loves The Kid says.

What up y'all.

fetuspiniata
03-08-2011, 06:44 PM
lol...nvm

GoodGirlGalaxy
03-08-2011, 06:50 PM
What up y'all.

Hey Trick', you have been a delight to read. Keep it up.

Let's get rave-ed-di-rave-rave on Sunday!

Gribbz
03-08-2011, 06:55 PM
How is it obvious that you're from San Francisco?

GoodGirlGalaxy
03-08-2011, 06:57 PM
How is it obvious that you're from San Francisco?

Can you not detect the positive aura from my insightful posts?

Obv.

Gribbz
03-08-2011, 07:00 PM
You're alright, GGG.

How are your fist pumping skills?

GoodGirlGalaxy
03-08-2011, 07:03 PM
How are your fist pumping skills?

Well, let's just say I'm like Vinny from JS. "You gotta beat the beat back!"

Gribbz
03-08-2011, 07:08 PM
+10.

Tandemind
03-08-2011, 07:17 PM
Almighty Hostess, where will you be during BBDC77 and Axwell? (assuming High Contrast does not conflict with either)

Devin the Dude
03-08-2011, 07:22 PM
Love is in the air.

guedita
03-08-2011, 07:24 PM
+100 for the budding bromance between Gribbz and Galaxy


Almighty Hostess, where will you be during BBDC77 and Axwell? (assuming High Contrast does not conflict with either)

Hopefully at Trentemoller/DFA/Ratatat/or HEALTH.

Trick Loves The Kids
03-08-2011, 07:45 PM
Hey Trick', you have been a delight to read. Keep it up.

Let's get rave-ed-di-rave-rave on Sunday!

SUP GIRL ARE YOU READY TO RAVE OR WHAT

discobotica
03-08-2011, 08:04 PM
Hopefull at Trentemoller/DFA/Ratatat/or HEALTH.

this would be lovely

windwatrerthfir
03-08-2011, 08:04 PM
Guess its time for the banana suit again

discobotica
03-08-2011, 08:06 PM
HC t-shirts FTW!

GeezrRckr
03-08-2011, 08:13 PM
I don't even want to think about the bacteria your tongue will be harboring by the end of Sunday.
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/cgo/lowres/cgon169l.jpg

A-Ron
03-09-2011, 08:19 AM
Dancing, sweat, chicken references, count me in.

GoodGirlGalaxy
03-09-2011, 08:27 AM
I roll only once at every Coachella. Ghostland was my favorite rolling experience... I don't know why. So when/what should I roll (to)?

thefrush
03-09-2011, 08:40 AM
DFA 1979

Trick Loves The Kids
03-09-2011, 09:00 AM
OFWGKTA

Aurgasm
03-09-2011, 09:02 AM
What the hell is this Guedita?

chiapet
03-09-2011, 09:03 AM
:nono

GoodGirlGalaxy
03-09-2011, 09:06 AM
Are you kidding, Trick'? I'm going to be, as they say, "Crunk" for Odd Future. Rolling doesn't seem likely. And Frush, DFA is too close to my heart for a roll; I will be sober and dancing!!!

GeezrRckr
03-09-2011, 09:18 AM
The Radio Dept....you will need all the help you can get with that set.

chiapet
03-09-2011, 09:20 AM
Get Yourself High

guedita
03-09-2011, 09:23 AM
Guedita's SWEATY SAHARA SUNDAY does not officially endorse the distribution or consumption of illegal substances.

GeezrRckr
03-09-2011, 09:29 AM
Nice disclaimer. Especially since GoodGirlGalaxy is a narc, obv.

guedita
03-09-2011, 09:29 AM
What the hell is this Guedita?

Thank you for asking, Forza.


Official Rules

Special note: These rules apply only for the following acts: Riva Starr, Joy Orbison, Jack Beats, Green Velvet, Duck Sauce, The Presets, Leftfield, Sven Vath, High Contrast*


1. Dance

2. Find an average looking pale white girl wearing a chicken head.

3. Dance more. Get sweaty. Really, really sweaty.

4. Introduce yourself.

There will be no prizes.

*Event relocation to the Pure Filth Stage

Tandemind
03-09-2011, 09:31 AM
If there are no prizes, why would anyone bother following the rules?

guedita
03-09-2011, 09:35 AM
If there are no prizes, why would anyone bother following the rules?

Chest licking.

Neighborhood Creep
03-09-2011, 09:38 AM
My peak roll last year was during DJ Lance Rock. Again peaked for Jay-Z after some more.

GoodGirlGalaxy
03-09-2011, 09:46 AM
Enough about the drug we all know everyone tries (does) every year at Coachie.

Mr. Geezr, I will never again waste my time with The Radio Dept., their name says it all when they play live: it's just bad radio music that you unfortunately succumb to because it's on and there ain't nothing else to do.

Tandemind
03-09-2011, 09:48 AM
Chest licking.

You truly are Moll Flanders! You're stealing our electrolytes and leaving us with nothing but a soggy memory of your dehydrated, swollen tongue!

Trick Loves The Kids
03-09-2011, 10:03 AM
My peak roll last year was during DJ Lance Rock. Again peaked for Jay-Z after some more.

Lance Rock played from 2:15 - 3:15 :-|

guedita
03-09-2011, 10:04 AM
Facemelt Friday got started very early last year for me

Sunday's sweat fest will also start very early for me this year.

Aurgasm
03-09-2011, 10:09 AM
...so essentially I have to get sweaty and dance with you? Isn't that always the plan?

guedita
03-09-2011, 10:21 AM
8>)

guedita
03-09-2011, 10:23 AM
Dancing, sweat, chicken references, count me in.

It would be awesome to finally cross paths.

Neighborhood Creep
03-09-2011, 10:23 AM
Lance Rock played from 2:15 - 3:15 :-|

That's what was so magical about it.

Fresh prince of Coachella
03-09-2011, 10:29 AM
My peak roll last year was during DJ Lance Rock. Again peaked for Jay-Z after some more. E-tard

Trick Loves The Kids
03-09-2011, 10:31 AM
That's not very PLUR doggie

Fresh prince of Coachella
03-09-2011, 10:50 AM
P.eople L.ook U.gly R.aving

NachoCat
03-09-2011, 10:50 AM
Guedita's SWEATY SAHARA SUNDAY does not officially endorse the distribution or consumption of illegal substances.

Nachocat unofficially endorses this.

Trick Loves The Kids
03-09-2011, 10:56 AM
P.eople L.ook U.gly R.aving

wow you are terrible

Gribbz
03-09-2011, 11:01 AM
Too many shitty aliases in this thread.

Murdoc Faust Niccals
03-09-2011, 11:03 AM
Murdoc hates aliases.

hawkingvsreeve
03-09-2011, 11:06 AM
8>)

Looks like Spy vs. Spy.

Aurgasm
03-09-2011, 11:11 AM
I like her take on my 8^)

GoodGirlGalaxy
03-09-2011, 11:19 AM
Too many shitty aliases in this thread.

Why would that bother you? And furthermore, it should be alii. English is a terrible language.

TommyboyUNM
03-09-2011, 11:45 AM
I predict a strong Coachella Message Board career for GoodGirlGalaxy.

Cara, consider this my soft RSVP for Joy Orbison and Leftfield.

guedita
03-09-2011, 12:49 PM
What can I do to make that reservation hard, Tommy?

guedita
03-09-2011, 12:49 PM
Why would that bother you? And furthermore, it should be alii. English is a terrible language.

So much to learn.

TommyboyUNM
03-09-2011, 12:59 PM
What can I do to make that reservation hard, Tommy?

Call up Paul Tollett and tell him not to schedule either of them against The National and PJ Harvey.

guedita
03-09-2011, 01:00 PM
Call up Paul Tollett and tell him not to schedule either of them against The National and PJ Harvey.

Joy Orbison is going to be early in the day without a doubt. See you in front of the sound stage. Get ready to twirl.

chiapet
03-09-2011, 01:02 PM
I may actually check out Joy Orbison if there is going to be shirtless Tommy swirling there.

GoodGirlGalaxy
03-09-2011, 01:10 PM
What can I do to make that reservation hard, Tommy?

Whoa. Guedita gettin' feisty.

TommyboyUNM
03-09-2011, 01:16 PM
Joy Orbison is going to be early in the day without a doubt. See you in front of the sound stage. Get ready to twirl.

See you there.


I may actually check out Joy Orbison if there is going to be shirtless Tommy swirling there.

This could happen. I should note, however, that the only way my shirt is coming off is if a lady rips it off.

chairmenmeow47
03-09-2011, 01:38 PM
i am RSVPing for a few minutes when i randomly decide to stumble in and look for people, which will just-so-happen to coincide with barb ripping off tommy's shirt. you can set your watch to that.

chairmenmeow47
03-09-2011, 02:03 PM
Why would that bother you? And furthermore, it should be alii. English is a terrible language.


No moar vids about Thom's blatter problem.


indeed.

chiapet
03-09-2011, 02:17 PM
This could happen. I should note, however, that the only way my shirt is coming off is if a lady rips it off.

Prior experience tells me otherwise.

TommyboyUNM
03-09-2011, 05:52 PM
Prior experience tells me otherwise.

Well, at the very least, I was talked into doing it the one time (twice? was it twice?) you saw me topless at a show.

Joy Orbison could get interesting.

guedita
03-16-2011, 10:04 AM
I'm going to be all like this, but with a chicken on top of my head.

http://i55.tinypic.com/50npdi.jpg

Neighborhood Creep
03-16-2011, 10:14 AM
http://www.costume8.com/images/Animal/2015-large.jpg

Sublime
03-16-2011, 10:58 AM
http://www.heathersanimations.com/dance2/misc4.gifhttp://th1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/x_LCB_x/th_23fe71ba5d45d930a676a19311205da1.gif http://th1003.photobucket.com/albums/af155/Lainaraye1/th_thdisco_dancing.gifhttp://th1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/x_LCB_x/th_23fe71ba5d45d930a676a19311205da1.gif http://th1003.photobucket.com/albums/af155/Lainaraye1/th_thdisco_dancing.gifhttp://www.heathersanimations.com/dance2/misc4.gif

Devin the Dude
03-16-2011, 11:01 AM
I'm going to be all like this, but with a chicken on top of my head.

http://i55.tinypic.com/50npdi.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaahaaaaaa

hawkingvsreeve
03-16-2011, 11:03 AM
Hi Devin.

Devin the Dude
03-16-2011, 11:04 AM
Hey baby. Can we work this out on the dancefloor? Or is bobbing your head more your thing? Hand-dance-off??

hawkingvsreeve
03-16-2011, 11:06 AM
I don't care for techno music.

guedita
03-16-2011, 11:07 AM
Blatant lies.

Devin the Dude
03-16-2011, 11:07 AM
We can do it to Bright Eyes.

hawkingvsreeve
03-16-2011, 11:09 AM
I don't care for acoustic folk music.

Desaparecidos
03-16-2011, 11:14 AM
We can do it to Bright Eyes.

If i get snapped back to reality from a dream world I ascend to during Bright Eyes, by a bunch of fucking chickens mind you, I will edit: no I won't I just had a really weird foreboding surge of bad karma vision.

Devin the Dude
03-16-2011, 11:15 AM
Hand Dance Off, OFWGKTA 2k11.

guedita
03-16-2011, 11:16 AM
Kindly exit this thread if you can't abide by the rules and regulations.

hawkingvsreeve
03-16-2011, 11:16 AM
I don't care for hip hop.

Devin the Dude
03-16-2011, 11:17 AM
Kindly exit this thread if you can't abide by the rules and regulations.

Can you re-up them in the original post?

Devin the Dude
03-16-2011, 11:19 AM
I don't care for hip hop.

But you care for lip-synching their dope lyrics and vogueing for everyone to see? COOL BRO

guedita
03-16-2011, 11:20 AM
Ahem.

hawkingvsreeve
03-16-2011, 11:23 AM
Devin's right. They do have some pretty dope lyrics.

Devin the Dude
03-16-2011, 11:24 AM
And you do vogue a lot.

hawkingvsreeve
03-16-2011, 11:25 AM
Fun fact: Vogue was never on any of Madonna's studio albums.

guedita
03-16-2011, 11:27 AM
Z3fh-yZSWoU

Devin the Dude
03-16-2011, 11:29 AM
I don't get what rules we broke. We both found the pale girl and I imagine that Brandon is dancing behind his computer screen as well right now.

hawkingvsreeve
03-16-2011, 11:33 AM
At the moment, no. Careless Whisper is too slow.

Devin the Dude
03-16-2011, 11:35 AM
Needs more untz.

Devin the Dude
03-16-2011, 11:41 AM
Are we done already? What a boring afternoon.

Tandemind
03-16-2011, 11:43 AM
I hope Sweaty Sahara Sunday has much more chest-licking than this quasi-entertaining preview.

hawkingvsreeve
03-16-2011, 11:54 AM
I've been done for months, Devin.

Devin the Dude
03-16-2011, 11:56 AM
I don't get it, are you finally fed up with this affair?

hawkingvsreeve
03-16-2011, 12:03 PM
I honestly just don't feel insulted by anything you say. Your efforts would be better served by trolling someone who is genuinely interested in your internet threats.

chairmenmeow47
03-16-2011, 12:05 PM
At the moment, no. Careless Whisper is too slow.

<3 <3

i had to give you two hearts, because the board thinks one heart isn't enough.

hawkingvsreeve
03-16-2011, 12:08 PM
I got your email with the scans, so thank you very much. I have a new project which will bring my piano repertoire up to 2.

Devin the Dude
03-16-2011, 01:47 PM
I honestly just don't feel insulted by anything you say. Your efforts would be better served by trolling someone who is genuinely interested in your internet threats.

I am not trolling you, I just hate you and like to express it every chance that I get Brandon.

Devin the Dude
03-16-2011, 01:48 PM
It's like masturbating but more humane.

hawkingvsreeve
03-16-2011, 02:51 PM
I thought you said you were done.

malcolmjamalawesome
03-16-2011, 02:59 PM
WHAT IS GOING ON

Devin the Dude
03-16-2011, 04:00 PM
I'm never done masturbating, Justin.

Ravingmad
03-17-2011, 08:08 AM
Is it pronounced "Gay-dita"

Because I don't want to go up to the wrong chickenheaded white girl and call her a gaydita and get punched

Devin the Dude
03-17-2011, 08:13 AM
I believe I have found my new signature.

guedita
03-17-2011, 08:18 AM
Raving - I respond to "gwuh-dita," and "gay-dita," but also feel free to scream "COACHELLA MESSAGE BOARD?!"

Everyone on here calls me Cara, too.

casey
03-17-2011, 08:21 AM
Not anymore, Gaydita. :)

I'm really excited to see you and your chicken head! Our brief encounter was just not enough.

NachoCat
03-17-2011, 08:22 AM
I always thought it was " gway-deeta"

casey
03-17-2011, 08:26 AM
I've always read it as guerita, even though it's not spelled that way, because it makes sense in reference to Cara.

guedita
03-17-2011, 08:31 AM
Not anymore, Gaydita. :)

I'm really excited to see you and your chicken head! Our brief encounter was just not enough.

Totally! I can't wait. And hopefully I'll have time to come visit your camp site, too.


I've always read it as guerita, even though it's not spelled that way, because it makes sense in reference to Cara.

This is correct. I spelled it wrong. I spent a summer as an assistant house-keeper and all of the senoras called me guerita. Best. Summer. Ever.

casey
03-17-2011, 08:37 AM
Totally! I can't wait. And hopefully I'll have time to come visit your camp site, too.

This is correct. I spelled it wrong. I spent a summer as an assistant house-keeper and all of the senoras called me guerita. Best. Summer. Ever.

Yeah, I mean it made the most sense to me because if you were to say it with a "d", it would make the right sounds. Do I win a prize? Best Mexican on the board or something? Anything?

We will definitely find each other at some point...just 4 more weeks!

Ravingmad
03-17-2011, 09:26 AM
Raving - I respond to "gwuh-dita," and "gay-dita," but also feel free to scream "COACHELLA MESSAGE BOARD?!"

Everyone on here calls me Cara, too.

Perfect. I'll try for gwuhdita but by that point I'm sure I'll be messed up enough to run up to you and fumble it and shout "GAYMESSAGEBOARD" instead


I believe I have found my new signature.

I'm honored

TheGunner'sDream
03-17-2011, 01:05 PM
I don't care for techno music.

Thats funny cuz i ran into you on Saturday last year bore 2manyDjs.

Media Blitz
03-17-2011, 01:23 PM
"I'm looking for the pale white girl" sounds like something an undercover cop would say trying to bust a yac dealer.

hawkingvsreeve
03-17-2011, 03:31 PM
Thats funny cuz i ran into you on Saturday last year bore 2manyDjs.

Were you in the group of gentlemen in front of me who had their shirts off and were rubbing each others ankles?

Mr. Dylanja
03-28-2011, 10:28 AM
I'M GOING TO BE SHUFFLING CIRCLES AROUND THE CHICKENHEAD.

guedita
03-28-2011, 10:32 AM
Because of PLUR and stuff, the Melbourne Shuffle and all of its derivatives will be tolerated, but mocked excessively.

Mr. Dylanja
03-28-2011, 10:37 AM
I'm going to be shuffling so much, you're going to think I'm a fucking card dealer.

chiapet
03-28-2011, 10:43 AM
I realized I actually shuffle a lot, and have absolutely no right making fun of kids any longer.

guedita
03-28-2011, 10:44 AM
Nah, you shimmy and shake.