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TomAz
03-07-2007, 12:10 PM
Threaten to beat up people here. Show us what a tough guy (or gal) you are!


Yablo, you're a dead man.

prelude0-60
03-07-2007, 12:11 PM
LOL tom did you creat this just for me?

J~$$$
03-07-2007, 12:11 PM
311 fucking sucks.

TomAz
03-07-2007, 12:12 PM
what's that supposed to mean? wear a disguise.

caco0283
03-07-2007, 12:13 PM
311 if you call me hun again im going to get my hunny to put a cap in yo ass

prelude0-60
03-07-2007, 12:13 PM
sorry hun!

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 12:14 PM
All day long I'm going to add up all my annoyances and post something really good in here when I get home.

prelude0-60
03-07-2007, 12:15 PM
311 fucking sucks.

ok thanks for your imput

chairmenmeow47
03-07-2007, 12:15 PM
i'm officially threatening my co-worker. but i threaten him on a daily basis, so it's kinda lost it's luster, lol.

prelude0-60
03-07-2007, 12:18 PM
I have actually done all the S-Talking that i am gonna do. Im not one of those computer toughguys. I just simply made a statement... wether he gets smacked or not depends on him and if he chooses to find me. Im not hard to spot. Im 6'4" and im gonna have a big star on the back of my head.

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 12:21 PM
I have actually done all the S-Talking that i am gonna do. Im not one of those computer toughguys. I just simply made a statement... wether he gets smacked or not depends on him and if he chooses to find me. Im not hard to spot. Im 6'4" and im gonna have a big star on the back of my head.

Don't just go changing your personality in the middle of the fucking thread. I AM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR OWN STUPID HEAD-BACK STAR-TATTOO, YOU HEAR ME??



I don't mean it. I'm just practicing.

thinnerair
03-07-2007, 12:21 PM
do you like dennis rodman?

prelude0-60
03-07-2007, 12:23 PM
Don't just go changing your personality in the middle of the fucking thread. I AM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR OWN STUPID HEAD-BACK STAR-TATTOO, YOU HEAR ME??



I don't mean it. I'm just practicing.

Thanks man i really needed a good laugh after the long day that this has been! People in the office are now staring at me shaking their heads:-)

TomAz
03-07-2007, 12:23 PM
I didn't start this thread for you, prelude. I started it for Delta, cuz, he's a dick.

prelude0-60
03-07-2007, 12:23 PM
I didn't start this thread for you. I started it for Delta, cuz, he's a dick.

BUMP

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 12:26 PM
Thanks man i really needed a good laugh after the long day that this has been! People in the office are now staring at me shaking their heads:-)

I'm a girl. But I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Don't respond to this comment or I will sic a hitman on you faster than you can say "That dumb whore had me SHOT!".

TomAz
03-07-2007, 12:27 PM
That dumb whore had m

BANG

ugh.. blublkdlkaeklm........

caco0283
03-07-2007, 12:28 PM
this thread might make me get into a fight tonight....im going to drive to over town tonight and pick a fight...most likely will get killed but w/e...ill email bug my pw and he can post as me

TomAz
03-07-2007, 12:29 PM
here's a different idea. play scrabble.

caco0283
03-07-2007, 12:30 PM
tom do you REALLY think i would be go at that game

TomAz
03-07-2007, 12:35 PM
no, but it beats dying.

fortydollarsworthofmeat
03-07-2007, 12:37 PM
bahaha

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 12:38 PM
tom do you REALLY think i would be go at that game

You have to play DIRTY scrabble. With your family.

You haven't seen anything until you've seen your aunt spell out "poontang" in little wooden tiles.

caco0283
03-07-2007, 12:41 PM
playing something dirty with my family is a no no...i don't know what you do in SF hannah but you've got some family issue's....don't tell me you play the dirty version of pin the tail on the donkey with you dad...please don't tell me

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 12:42 PM
don't have a dad. or a dirty version of that game.

SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN, CACO.

nobody -BUT NOBODY- makes uncomfortable assumptions about hannahrain. NO. BOD. Y.

TomAz
03-07-2007, 12:44 PM
that's better. well done. I oughtta kick your ass for that.

thefunkylama
03-07-2007, 12:47 PM
she meant in his grave.

iuseblenders
03-07-2007, 12:51 PM
You have to play DIRTY scrabble. With your family.

You haven't seen anything until you've seen your aunt spell out "poontang" in little wooden tiles.

Oh my!

The words 'grandma' and 'poontang' should never be used in the same sentence.

J~$$$
03-07-2007, 12:51 PM
I have actually done all the S-Talking that i am gonna do. Im not one of those computer toughguys. I just simply made a statement... wether he gets smacked or not depends on him and if he chooses to find me. Im not hard to spot. Im 6'4" and im gonna have a big star on the back of my head.

kewl Im 6' 4" also, wanna make out? seriously Im going to find you and punch you in the back of the head.













Just playin, but look out for me we might have to wrastle to settle this once and for all.

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 12:52 PM
Oh my!

The words 'grandma' and 'poontang' should never be used in the same sentence.

they weren't.


NEXT.

iuseblenders
03-07-2007, 12:54 PM
hahaha...

for some reason i read 'grandma'

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 12:56 PM
Aunts and grandmas are VERY different, family-dynamic wise.


I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU UP FOR THAT LITTLE MISCONCEPTION.

caco0283
03-07-2007, 12:56 PM
Oh my!

The words 'grandma' and 'poontang' should never be used in the same sentence.


only if you sleep with your mouth open.....ill let pammy know you're comming

mob roulette
03-07-2007, 12:57 PM
i love this thread so much. fight faster now. FIGHT.

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 12:59 PM
MOB, THIS IS MY FAVORITE THREAD. DON'T STEP ON MY TERRITORY.

You had better watch your back. LIKE NOW, BITCH.

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 12:59 PM
I'M GOING TO FUCKING SLAUGHTER WHOEVER LOWERED THE RATING ON THIS THREAD.

iuseblenders
03-07-2007, 01:00 PM
Aunts and grandmas are VERY different, family-dynamic wise.


I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU UP FOR THAT LITTLE MISCONCEPTION.

Hike your ass over here and get some!!

...you won't you won't

TomAz
03-07-2007, 01:01 PM
I'M GOING TO FUCKING SLAUGHTER WHOEVER LOWERED THE RATING ON THIS THREAD.

Stated.

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 01:02 PM
Hike your ass over here and get some!!

...you won't you won't

As a matter of fact, I'll be in florida the week after next.


YOU HAD BETTER GET OUT OF TOWN, LITTLE BOY.

mob roulette
03-07-2007, 01:02 PM
MOB, THIS IS MY FAVORITE THREAD. DON'T STEP ON MY TERRITORY.

You had better watch your back. LIKE NOW, BITCH.

i'm quickly developing a hot hot fantasy involving lit cigarettes and you in stiletto heels. fight faster now babydoll. kill 'em all.

TomAz
03-07-2007, 01:04 PM
http://www.at.artslink.co.za/~elu/objects/boxer.jpg

J~$$$
03-07-2007, 01:04 PM
bitch.

kimery08
03-07-2007, 01:05 PM
ahahhahahahahahhaa

iuseblenders
03-07-2007, 01:06 PM
Lets not post Hannah's sexual fantasies.

SojuGorae
03-07-2007, 01:07 PM
Violence is so icky. I don't like it. It's icky and it's gross. It's all about peace, love, and kumba-fucking-ya's

BK4-kymxwhg

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 01:09 PM
Lets not post Hannah's sexual fantasies.

WE'LL POST ANY FUCKING THING WE WANT. I'M GOING TO SABOTAGE YOUR BLENDERS.

HAVE A NICE DAY AT WORK, KID. IT WILL BE YOUR LAST.

iuseblenders
03-07-2007, 01:10 PM
PSH! I'LL BLEND YOUR FUCKING FACE!

J~$$$
03-07-2007, 01:11 PM
tattos make him that much tougher. Like flames on my car make it go faster. HE GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT DAMN!

SojuGorae
03-07-2007, 01:12 PM
I would have felt bad for the guy until I saw the swastika on his chest.

mob roulette
03-07-2007, 01:13 PM
WE'LL POST ANY FUCKING THING WE WANT. I'M GOING TO SABOTAGE YOUR BLENDERS.

HAVE A NICE DAY AT WORK, KID. IT WILL BE YOUR LAST.

oh my god that's hot. seriously.

more please.

kimery08
03-07-2007, 01:13 PM
he looks a lot like a guy i went to school with. but i heard he's deaf now, so i doubt thats him.

caco0283
03-07-2007, 01:14 PM
what part of florida so i can cap yo ass bitch

mob roulette
03-07-2007, 01:15 PM
get get get get it girl. that part of florida. i think.

DeltaSigChi4
03-07-2007, 01:15 PM
This thread is poorly unoriginal.

E

SojuGorae
03-07-2007, 01:16 PM
You're a dick

iuseblenders
03-07-2007, 01:16 PM
THE 239 SUCKA!

Of corse tats make you tougher. Why else would anyone get one?

caco0283
03-07-2007, 01:18 PM
thats old people florida....its all about the 954 and 305

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 01:19 PM
THE 239 SUCKA!

Of corse tats make you tougher. Why else would anyone get one?

I will soon, to commemorate the time I RIPPED YOU LIMB FROM LIMB.

I like to keep a record of my best work.

iuseblenders
03-07-2007, 01:35 PM
that'll be tough to do when you're laying with you face in the pavement.

SojuGorae
03-07-2007, 01:40 PM
What if she's like T-1000? Then you're fucked.

kreutz2112
03-07-2007, 01:46 PM
Shut up Delta you ass licking, cunt sucking, shit eating, mother fucking bitch!

SojuGorae
03-07-2007, 01:48 PM
uDr8_b-KbaQ

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 01:49 PM
ALRIGHT FUCKERS. I HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO CONDUCT. WHEN I GET HOME, I WILL E-BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.

kreutz2112
03-07-2007, 01:49 PM
RIMJOB!

amyzzz
03-07-2007, 01:50 PM
Me first.

kreutz2112
03-07-2007, 01:51 PM
You want a rim job?

kimery08
03-07-2007, 01:52 PM
thats what she said.

kreutz2112
03-07-2007, 01:53 PM
That is what she (amyzzz) said.

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 01:53 PM
thats what she said.

She sure says a whole lot of shit. I'll fuck her up, too. Teach her to keep her big mouth shut.

amyzzz
03-07-2007, 01:55 PM
This ad has been removed due to insufficient funds.
awesome.

I was responding to being Hannah's next verbal assault.

kreutz2112
03-07-2007, 01:56 PM
I know, the post order just worked itself out to your disadvantage.

amyzzz
03-07-2007, 01:57 PM
I wouldn't mind receiving one actually.

J~$$$
03-07-2007, 01:58 PM
-10,000.

amyzzz
03-07-2007, 01:58 PM
Sorry, TMI honesty here.

thefunkylama
03-07-2007, 01:59 PM
10,000 years of pain for that.

J~$$$
03-07-2007, 01:59 PM
I need a vactation from this place goodbye everyone.

thefunkylama
03-07-2007, 02:02 PM
I will pound you into a million tiny pieces if you insist on having this conversation.

kreutz2112
03-07-2007, 02:04 PM
No, we wont. In fact I will delete my last post.

Edit: and move it to the TMI section.

TomAz
03-07-2007, 02:04 PM
http://www.spckonline.com/spck/jackets/0859699196.jpg

kreutz2112
03-07-2007, 02:05 PM
Now kimery needs to delete hers.

kreutz2112
03-07-2007, 02:06 PM
Tom,

Fuck off.

Sincerely,
Adam

Edit: or else amy will give you a rim job.

thefunkylama
03-07-2007, 02:07 PM
No, no. Threaten him with violence. Or I'll break your thumbs.

TomAz
03-07-2007, 02:08 PM
kreutz, I is gonna fuck you up and good fer that post. u better where a disguise to coachella cuz when i see ur dope smoking bob saget face i'm gonna pound you a new pie hole.

kreutz2112
03-07-2007, 02:11 PM
Hows that lama?

caco0283
03-07-2007, 02:11 PM
I will pound you into a million tiny pieces if you insist on having this conversation.


ALLLMAAAAAAA....I was just looking at some pics today and saw some of you.....how have you been??

kreutz2112
03-07-2007, 02:12 PM
I will be wearing a Bob Saget mask over a Clint Eastwood mask...that way when you see me I will take off my Saget mask and Clint will kick your ass.

amyzzz
03-07-2007, 02:13 PM
This thread is very confusing to me emotionally.

kimery08
03-07-2007, 02:16 PM
Now kimery needs to delete hers.

done.

but if you pull that shit again i will be forced to break your jaw on the sidewalk.

TomAz
03-07-2007, 02:17 PM
I will be wearing a Bob Saget mask over a Clint Eastwood mask...that way when you see me I will take off my Saget mask and Clint will kick your ass.

Clint's 75. and, unarmed, he's not so tough. bring it on muthafucka.


This thread is very confusing to me emotionally.

violence and rimjobs. Understandable.

kreutz2112
03-07-2007, 02:17 PM
I will break your arms before you break my jaw.

kimery08
03-07-2007, 02:18 PM
i wont need my arms. just one good stomp on the back of yo head.

kreutz2112
03-07-2007, 02:19 PM
Clint's 75. and, unarmed, he's not so tough. bring it on muthafucka.



violence and rimjobs. Understandable.

Clint is 75, but I will be wearing his mask that portrays him in his film "A Fistful of Dollars". He was 34. Be ready to be fucked up!!

kreutz2112
03-07-2007, 02:22 PM
I need my jaw to talk shit, but not to kick your ass. I may have a broken jaw, but I will still have my arms and hands to strangle you until unconscious and repeatedly kick you in the stomach and kidneys until the internal bleeding is so bad it comes out your mouth.

TomAz
03-07-2007, 02:23 PM
i hope you smoke lots of dope cuz yo gonna need it for your pain after i split yo skull in too.

thefunkylama
03-07-2007, 02:23 PM
Hows that lama?

Much better. I'll still break your thumbs, though.


ALLLMAAAAAAA....I was just looking at some pics today and saw some of you.....how have you been??

Now why would you want to go and do something like that? I've been terrible, but the details are too boring and tedious to re-live in the description. How about yourself?

kimery08
03-07-2007, 02:24 PM
is it true that someone can pee on themselves if they get socked in the kidney hard enough?
one of my fellow employees threatened me with this...

thefunkylama
03-07-2007, 02:25 PM
i wont need my arms.


It's just a flesh wound.

caco0283
03-07-2007, 02:28 PM
Much better. I'll still break your thumbs, though.

Now why would you want to go and do something like that? I've been terrible, but the details are too boring and tedious to re-live in the description. How about yourself?


I'm doing good....i left CA and headed to Florida...been here for 6 months...working on a documentary on Don Aronow.....heading to Argentina soon...then Paris...my sebring got stolen but I have a 350z now so I'm happy

thefunkylama
03-07-2007, 02:29 PM
Why are you going to Argentina and then Paris?

kreutz2112
03-07-2007, 02:33 PM
is it true that someone can pee on themselves if they get socked in the kidney hard enough?
one of my fellow employees threatened me with this...

I have never heard this, but I dont know why not. Your Kidney is connected to your bladder via your ureters (tubes that lead to your bladder) your bladder exits through your urethra, however your urethra is "pinched off" by various muscles that are voluntarily contracted and relaxed (the reason you can hold your pee). So, if you were punched in the kidney the water that is passing through might enter you ureter and head to your bladder. If the pressure from that liquid that is rushing into your bladder is greater than the pressure your muscles are putting on the exit of the bladder and urethra then yes I think liquid would be released. Tell your fellow employe to fuck for me...oh and you fuck off again.

kimery08
03-07-2007, 02:34 PM
perfect. then i will have no problem making you wet yourself after i repeatedly kick the shit out of you.

kimery08
03-07-2007, 02:35 PM
(i really do appreciate you breaking that down for me.)

thefunkylama
03-07-2007, 02:35 PM
I think it would be more a matter of impact than bladder pressure due to kidney punchage. Maybe a combination of both, but you'd still require the shock of the impact to cause you to lose control of those muscles that control evacuation. Otherwise, you'd just get a really strong urge to "go."

Here, let's practice on someone.

kreutz2112
03-07-2007, 02:35 PM
I think zzz is the only one that sits in the wet.

kimery08
03-07-2007, 02:36 PM
if i ever become a wife, i will not take on that duty.

kreutz2112
03-07-2007, 02:36 PM
I think it would be more a matter of impact than bladder pressure due to kidney punchage. Maybe a combination of both, but you'd still require the shock of the impact to cause you to lose control of those muscles that control evacuation. Otherwise, you'd just get a really strong urge to "go."

Here, let's practice on someone.

Right, the actual shock of the blow will also cause those muscles to relax.

kreutz2112
03-07-2007, 02:37 PM
(i really do appreciate you breaking that down for me.)

Anytime.

TomAz
03-07-2007, 02:38 PM
Why are you going to Argentina and then Paris?

This is not the travel thread. this is the yo gonna get a whuppin thread.

caco0283
03-07-2007, 02:40 PM
we are shooting a movie in argentina about a dwarf clown sent to prison...heres the website

http://silver.shacknet.nu/fmi/xsl/prods/browserecord_main.xsl?-lay=WEB_browse&-recid=1993&-find=-find


going to paris to visit before we head to cannes....the doc we are doing is opening there

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 02:46 PM
This thread has diminished significantly since I made my last threat. And here, I've been given an extra 15 minutes before I have to leave, and this is what I return to.

For shame.

I'll cut every last one of you. So deep that you will BLEED phenomenal responses.

I don't play. This is the big leagues. If it's not real violence it might as well be the fucking GIRL SCOUTS.

mob roulette
03-07-2007, 02:58 PM
you're so pretty when you're unfaithful to me.

amyzzz
03-07-2007, 03:15 PM
I think zzz is the only one that sits in the wet.
That was actually a joke I got out of a Richard Layman horror novel.

edited: the joke was modified to add boardspeak i.e. "sit in the wet."

caco0283
03-07-2007, 03:19 PM
im tired of calling you a lesbian.....one day ill just deticate a short film to it...but right now im tired of the subject

amyzzz
03-07-2007, 03:23 PM
Sometimes, I wish I was a lesbian...assuming caco is talking about me.

TomAz
03-07-2007, 04:15 PM
I don't understand why this thread has gotten so offtrack. I'm gonna go postal on y'all. Me and breakjaw. Goin' postal. Oh yeah.

caco0283
03-07-2007, 04:17 PM
why has today gone so negative???

tom i love you

thinnerair
03-07-2007, 04:38 PM
ronnie...what happened to your hatred for the white man?!

suprefan
03-07-2007, 07:20 PM
To Schoolofrukus


BITCH I WILL STAPLE YOUR LIPS TO YOUR POOR EXCUSE OF A WEINER AND MAKE YOU LISTEN TO JAMES BLUNT ON REPEAT UNTIL YOUR EARS BLEED IF YOU DONT STOP WITH THE SCALPING SHIT.

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 07:35 PM
To Schoolofrukus


SUPREFAN WHAT THE CRAP IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU THREATEN SCHOOLOFRUCKUS, AND THEN TOTALLY IGNORE THE REST OF US?? FUCK YOU, MAN. I'M GOING TO TIE YOU TO YOUR DESK CHAIR AND HIT YOU REPEATEDLY WITH A FROZEN TURKEY UNTIL YOU HATE US ALL EQUALLY.


ASSHOLE.

mob roulette
03-07-2007, 07:42 PM
what she said.

thinnerair
03-07-2007, 07:47 PM
the only cool thing about this thread is the fact that it's title is a registered trademark. that's it.

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 07:50 PM
Don't even get me STARTED on you, mob. I AM OWED. You know what happens when mobsters dont pay.

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 08:01 PM
the only cool thing about this thread is the fact that it's title is a registered trademark. that's it.

YOU'RE AN INSTIGATOR. I'M GOING TO INSTIGATE YOU A NEW ONE, THINNERAIR. YOU WON'T KNOW WHEN. YOU WON'T KNOW HOW. BUT REST ASSURED THAT IT IS COMING.

DeltaSigChi4
03-07-2007, 08:05 PM
the only cool thing about this thread is the fact that it's title is a registered trademark. that's it.

And we all know how original that is.

NOTE: It's not.

E

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 08:08 PM
DELTA, I'M GOING TO PAPERCUT YOU TO DEATH WITH SCALPED TICKETS, AND THEN THROW YOU IN A VAT OF LEMON JUICE.

STATED.

DeltaSigChi4
03-07-2007, 08:09 PM
Hanna, stop this whole I have a crush on Delta phase.

E

thinnerair
03-07-2007, 08:10 PM
And we all know how original that is.

NOTE: It's not.

E

ugh.

SojuGorae
03-07-2007, 08:12 PM
DELTA, I'M GOING TO PAPERCUT YOU TO DEATH WITH SCALPED TICKETS, AND THEN THROW YOU IN A VAT OF LEMON JUICE.

STATED.

Dang. That sounds PAINFUL.

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 08:12 PM
Hanna, stop this whole I have a crush on Delta phase.

E

Non-threats don't count for SHIT in this thread. Nice try, though.

kreutz2112
03-07-2007, 08:13 PM
Delta, I hope you drown in that lemon juice.

SojuGorae
03-07-2007, 08:16 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/deathuponyou/i.jpg

Delta (left)
Hannah (right)

suprefan
03-07-2007, 08:16 PM
SUPREFAN WHAT THE CRAP IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU THREATEN SCHOOLOFRUCKUS, AND THEN TOTALLY IGNORE THE REST OF US?? FUCK YOU, MAN. I'M GOING TO TIE YOU TO YOUR DESK CHAIR AND HIT YOU REPEATEDLY WITH A FROZEN TURKEY UNTIL YOU HATE US ALL EQUALLY.


ASSHOLE.


Hey jerkface nobody ever said it was wrong to call out one person. And before you could even tie me to my desk I am going to pull the umbrella from your avatar and shove it up your ass and then open it up!!! Then all the lil kids in your avatar are going to piss on you while you scream like a lil girl.

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 08:18 PM
I'll strangle you with your avatar's status-symbol headphones.

suprefan
03-07-2007, 08:19 PM
I'll strangle you with your avatar's status-symbol headphones.

If you try IFrylock will swoop in and zap you with his laser eyes bitch!


AND I DONT EVEN OWN AN IPOD

Jenniehoo
03-07-2007, 08:21 PM
This thread is kind of sad.

thinnerair
03-07-2007, 08:27 PM
Hey jerkface nobody ever said it was wrong to call out one person. And before you could even tie me to my desk I am going to pull the umbrella from your avatar and shove it up your ass and then open it up!!! Then all the lil kids in your avatar are going to piss on you while you scream like a lil girl.

wow. get some!

SojuGorae
03-07-2007, 08:32 PM
http://www.crazyjudo.com/judothrow.gif

suprefan
03-07-2007, 08:36 PM
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/7194/30382872lpo9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

SojuGorae
03-07-2007, 08:42 PM
http://www.umsis.miami.edu/~rgutierr/hit.gif

Mr.Nipples
03-07-2007, 08:44 PM
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/RetardoTronFiveThousand/cantelopehead.gif

suprefan
03-07-2007, 08:46 PM
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/502/hellsyeahrq8.gif (http://imageshack.us)

thinnerair
03-07-2007, 08:47 PM
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/502/hellsyeahrq8.gif (http://imageshack.us)

awesome.

SojuGorae
03-07-2007, 08:48 PM
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/3103/freddy3tvnbku0.gif

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 08:49 PM
thread=ruined.

suprefan
03-07-2007, 08:50 PM
thread=ruined.

Not before Ifrylock zapped you though...

mob roulette
03-07-2007, 08:51 PM
I'll strangle you with your avatar's status-symbol headphones.

hahahahaha. headphones.


AND I DONT EVEN OWN AN IPOD

hahahahaha. penis envy.

i still say this good thread.

Mr.Nipples
03-07-2007, 08:51 PM
no...
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/RetardoTronFiveThousand/thelivingpenis.gif
...now its dead

SojuGorae
03-07-2007, 08:54 PM
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n26/mikesteel718/test.gif

everlay
03-07-2007, 08:56 PM
thread=ruined.

This thread peaked back when there was talk of family sex and scrabble.

SojuGorae
03-07-2007, 08:59 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/Shashman/ahahaJackBlack.gif

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 09:00 PM
This thread peaked back when there was talk of family sex and scrabble.

If this thread were still in its prime, I would rip you to shreds for that.

My heart isn't in it anymore.

jimmycrackcorn
03-07-2007, 09:04 PM
wow posts 138, 139, and 140 were hilarious

caco0283
03-08-2007, 07:04 AM
dont let me down Hannah

TomAz
03-08-2007, 07:07 AM
It's a new morning. new opportunities! Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!

whenever someone says "Carpe diem" and means it, I want to beat the shit out of them.

Hannahrain
03-08-2007, 12:46 PM
dont let me down Hannah

CACO, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? I NEVER MADE YOU ANY PROMISES. I DON'T OWE YOU SHIT. DON'T FUCKING PRESUME THINGS. I'M GOING TO SNAP YOU IN HALF LIKE A FUCKING TOOTHPICK.

caco0283
03-08-2007, 12:48 PM
i don't hit women but since youre a bitch that like hitting a dog so watch yourself

thefunkylama
03-08-2007, 01:22 PM
Uhm.. threaten people with violence thread, remember?

Hannahrain
03-08-2007, 01:23 PM
Uhm.. threaten people with violence thread, remember?

OF COURSE WE REMEMBER. LAMA, YOU ARE ONE HELL OF A DUMB BROAD.

I'M GOING TO CUT YOU.

THAT IS ALL.

TomAz
03-08-2007, 01:23 PM
I'm gonna go upside yo head for not understanding caco's post.

caco0283
03-08-2007, 01:31 PM
OF COURSE WE REMEMBER. LAMA, YOU ARE ONE HELL OF A DUMB BROAD.

I'M GOING TO CUT YOU.

THAT IS ALL.


leave my lama out of this....she's one of a kind...unlike yourself i see puppies like you at the clubs every night...and they all want a bone



I'm gonna go upside yo head for not understanding caco's post.

tom how come i didnt get any points

TomAz
03-08-2007, 01:33 PM
+10

Hannahrain
03-08-2007, 01:35 PM
leave my lama out of this....she's one of a kind...unlike yourself i see puppies like you at the clubs every night...and they all want a bone


There's nothing unsettling about that. I'm not shaking in my metaphorical boots.

YOU HAD BEST STEP IT UP. Or I'll hit/cut/whatev.

kreutz2112
03-14-2007, 11:15 PM
Tom and Bonedaddy,

I will slit your throats for starting those bogus ill mannered threads.

Edit: Hannah, you will be paper cut soon.

everlay
03-17-2007, 12:35 AM
whats all this swashbuckling?

what is this thread? the three musketeers?

take this battle seriously or throw down your gauntlets

one duel at a time, choose your weapon and your enemy

or lest the lot of you be vanquished.

valor, men and women

valor, I say again.

pompous suns and beaches

Hannahrain
03-17-2007, 12:47 AM
everlay, you think you can just waltz in here and tell us how to threaten people? i'm going to force each of your computer keys up your left nostril, one by one, until the entire alphabet is in there. save for the vowels. those will be placed with laser precision up your right one, so as to inhibit your breathing just enough that you die a slow, painful death.

and you don't even want to know where the mouse is going.

everlay
03-17-2007, 01:09 AM
you're right on that one miss umbrella prissy

and thats because the mouse is already UP YOUR ASS

you better wipe that shit off before you put that on me computer geeky freaky

everlay
03-17-2007, 01:14 AM
oh i can't take it

i have too much love to be talkin trash

bodogo
03-17-2007, 01:27 AM
you fuckers ain't got shit.

I will put your head in a porta-pottie toilet and jump on the lid until your head is severed and falls into the pile of shit below, where it belongs.

everlay
03-17-2007, 08:35 AM
keep working on it, bodogo

All That I Am
03-17-2007, 08:43 AM
Fuck all you guys.
And i'm just talking to the guys here.
I'll crush your nuts in a red hot waffle iron.

gaypalmsprings
03-17-2007, 08:52 AM
i'll slap you silly

jerpar24
03-17-2007, 02:08 PM
Before I kill you all I will skin you alive slowly so you don't go into shock. While I am skinning you I will make you watch Bio-Dome over and over until I am done. Once I'm done with that I will take you out in the desert and let you die watching the Vultures eat away at you. This goes double for Delta.

msklvr
03-19-2007, 10:36 AM
Fuck you, you fucking fuck!

psychic friend
03-19-2007, 10:38 AM
i would like to punch certain people of another board.

that is my contribution to this thread.

TomAz
03-19-2007, 10:45 AM
Stagecoach folks not behaving themselves? careful, many of them are 2nd amendment types.

psychic friend
03-19-2007, 10:47 AM
some of them should just stay home

TomAz
03-19-2007, 10:48 AM
well they are in a way. they'll be driving there in their homes.

J~$$$
03-19-2007, 10:49 AM
Im going to the stagecoah board.

jerpar24
03-19-2007, 10:53 AM
well they are in a way. they'll be driving there in their homes.

lol god Tom your always there with a witty remark. You rule

TomAz
03-19-2007, 11:43 AM
funny? funny how? do i amuse you?
i'm gonna kick your ass for that, jerpar.

caco0283
03-19-2007, 11:44 AM
well they are in a way. they'll be driving there in their homes.

tom i almost pissed myself....so you get +20 points for that....if i would of pissed my self you would of gotten -20...so lucky you...be funny but not too funny

TomAz
03-19-2007, 12:10 PM
speaking of Stagecoach. I finally watched The Big Lebowski last night. One of the performers at Stagecoach appears in that movie. Can anyone guess who?

starbright777
03-19-2007, 12:14 PM
God Bless you

amyzzz
03-19-2007, 12:15 PM
speaking of Stagecoach. I finally watched The Big Lebowski last night. One of the performers at Stagecoach appears in that movie. Can anyone guess who?
You shittin me?

starbright777
03-19-2007, 12:16 PM
May the Lord bless all eyes that fall upon this

TomAz
03-19-2007, 12:16 PM
You shittin me?

nope. he came on screen and i said "That's _____________" and then checked the credits at the end just to be sure.


Amyzzz don't speak to my man. He is mine!

go away, alias.

starbright777
03-19-2007, 12:18 PM
May He Bless your children too

amyzzz
03-19-2007, 12:19 PM
That's not what I meant. Nevermind.

TomAz
03-19-2007, 12:46 PM
oh. yeah. now I get it. yeah I'd never seen it til last night.

mob roulette
03-19-2007, 01:23 PM
aimee mann's playing stagecoach? oh wait.

codytwo
03-19-2007, 01:26 PM
Kris Kristofferson?

codytwo
03-19-2007, 01:28 PM
Asia Carrera?

mob roulette
03-19-2007, 01:38 PM
jimmie dale gilmore, btw tom. good eye. i never caught that either.

J~$$$
03-19-2007, 01:40 PM
And One More:

"(It's just Another) Gangsta Cowboy Lovesong"

On a Friday night a couple months ago
I was feelin' tired from work and broke
And my wife said "There’s music at the bar and I wanna go"
I said an ice-cold beer sounds mighty nice
And the kids are both asleep for the night
So won’t you put on that slutty red dress and away we’ll go
I turned on the heater in my flat bed Ford
And when she got to the truck I opened her door
Cause she was lookin' better than she looked in quite a while
And I knew if I played my card just right
I just might get a little ass tonight
But as she climbed in the cab she hardly cracked a smile
She kept sayin' “baby, nothing’s wrong”
But like all men I’ve heard that song
And I could smell there was trouble brewin' right around the bend
Sure enough as we took that drive
A discussion somehow turned into a fight
And when we pulled up I knew it’d be better if we didn’t go in

(Chorus)
It’s just another gangsta-cowboy lovesong
Me and my gal in the back of my flat bed Ford
Clockin’ a grip and I’m lookin’ like a pimp
On my way to the honky tonk.
It’s all I’ll ever want and more

Stepped inside with my rhinestone buckle
Ignored the feelin’ I was headin' for trouble
Cause that ice-cold beer just kept on callin' my name
Before I knew it two hours had passed
And I was long past beer, drinkin' shots from Jack
Lookin’ for the sign that said “hombres” back this way.
I finished up, double-checked my fly
Got back to the stool and started wonderin' why
My wife wasn’t where I left her there sittin' at the bar
It seems that a man wearin' pants from France
Had asked my old lady if she wanted to dance
And I guess I didn’t mind
As long as he don’t go too far.
But the trouble is he was doin' more than dancing
He was thinking it was fine to slide his hands in
That slutty red dress so I had to toe the line.
I walked right up, looked him dead in the eye
Cocked back my fist and I let five fly,
I hit him so hard they said this boy here might die.

(Chorus)

Now I’m paintin' lines on a cellblock wall
Serving 3 to 5 for aggravated assault
I guess it’s against the law to throw a punch
Especially at a man in imported pants
that gets hauled off in an ambulance
that was the one blood brother of the only county judge
now I ain’t one to whine and cuss but it seems like it’s far too much
a coincidence that when I hit him she looked so glad
Now he and my wife are home makin' love
He’s drinkin' my whiskey, drivin' my truck
And the last I heard both my kids are callin' him “Dad” (Awww Sh*t)

(Chorus)

So when the wife’s mad and says “nothin’s wrong,
And let’s head on down to the honky tonk”
Lookin' better than she ever did the day you two got hitched
You just might find that the game’s been set
And spend 3 to 5 drinkin’ water with bread
Just for haulin' off and clockin' some son of a b*tch.



From my homie williecash over at the stagecoach.

TomAz
03-19-2007, 01:56 PM
jimmie dale gilmore, btw tom. good eye. i never caught that either.

very good, +2 for you.

Hannahrain
03-19-2007, 01:59 PM
Where the FUCK has all the violence gone? I feel comforted and sure of myself. THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT.

mob roulette
03-19-2007, 02:01 PM
fuck you. ho. english major indeed. at least make him buy you dinner.

kreutz2112
03-19-2007, 02:01 PM
Hannah, how are the papercuts coming along. Good? well then you need to try harder. Switch to a different piece of paper. Maybe one theat has knives, guns or rapists drawn on it.

caco0283
03-19-2007, 02:01 PM
stfu hannah....or else ill slap you silly and make you listen to Eha's songs all day long

mob roulette
03-19-2007, 02:12 PM
The Decemberists: A Practical Handbook

The past three years have seen The Decemberists rise to the first rank of the indie music world with a series of bold, beautiful albums, including 2005ís Picaresque and Her Majesty, The Decemberists (2003). In 2006, the band released their major label debut album, The Crane Wife, on Capitol Records. On these albums, Colin Meloyís crafty compositions marry an infallible melodic knack with a venturesome lyrical palette equally suitable for painting fantastical songs full of sea captains, legionnaires, chimney sweeps and seekers of all kinds. Led by these songs, and by a group dynamic that embraces experimentation even as it celebrates classic pop and folk forms -- to say nothing of klezmer, Irish jig, sea chantey, and prog rock -- The Decemberists are firmly established as a completely original happening in the world of contemporary indie rock: sold out tours across the nation, widespread popular and critical acclaim, and an aesthetic all their own. This DVD captures the Decemberists in the midst of their rise to prominence with a live recording of the band in concert at the Roseland Theatre in Portland, Oregon on November 4, 2005. Playing to a packed hometown crowd, the Decemberists show off their skill as a band as well as their well-developed showmanship as a live act. There are five videos for songs off Picaresque and Her Majesty, as well as a documentary shot during the recording of The Crane Wife in which the band discusses their origins and how they arrived where they are now, in a converted church filled with instruments and toys, making the record of their dreams. The Decemberists: A Practical Handbook is also filled with the kind of quirky details that fans love and have come to expect from this band. Illustrations by Carson Ellis, the bandís artist-in-residence, abound, as well as a series of short films shot during the photo session for the album cover photos for Picaresque. An assortment of outtakes, like Jenny Conlee playing melancholy accordian on a late-night street corner and the whole band recording a scream, can also be found by those who take the time to look!

"crafty compositions marry an infallible melodic knack with a venturesome lyrical palette equally suitable for painting fantastical songs full of sea captains, legionnaires, chimney sweeps and seekers of all kinds."

what, you're doing PR now? way to cash in those ten cent words, hannah. i'm seriously impressed. loser.

Hannahrain
03-19-2007, 02:14 PM
In the immortal words of my favorite internet douchebag...


fuck you. ho.

TomAz
03-19-2007, 02:14 PM
"crafty compositions marry an infallible melodic knack with a venturesome lyrical palette equally suitable for painting fantastical songs full of sea captains, legionnaires, chimney sweeps and seekers of all kinds."



I'm gonna bitchslap who over wrote that. good god that's pretentious drivel. "venturesome lyrical palette". SMACK.

Hannahrain
03-19-2007, 02:15 PM
Hannah, how are the papercuts coming along. Good? well then you need to try harder. Switch to a different piece of paper. Maybe one theat has knives, guns or rapists drawn on it.

Kreutz I have to be honest, I have no recollection of this papercut conversation you keep referencing. Fill me in, or i'll cut you.

kreutz2112
03-19-2007, 02:16 PM
...internet douchebag...

the internet is not a woman. get you facts straight or die a horrible death.

kreutz2112
03-19-2007, 02:17 PM
Kreutz I have to be honest, I have no recollection of this papercut conversation you keep referencing. Fill me in, or i'll cut you.

see post 163 or 164 in this thread. It was when I bumped it.

bodogo
03-19-2007, 07:58 PM
i'm going to kill you cunts.

SojuGorae
03-19-2007, 08:01 PM
I like to visualize this when reading through this thread

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"I'm gonna straight up murder your ass"

amyzzz
03-20-2007, 11:15 AM
Where the FUCK has york been? That fucking FUCK!

msklvr
03-21-2007, 09:39 AM
Como esta, bitches!

I will fuck all you people up like a bad habit!

Prepare to meet your maker!

starbright777
03-21-2007, 09:48 AM
Stop the violence my brothers and sisters. Jesus does not approve

msklvr
03-28-2007, 03:29 PM
I will put the smack down on Jesus!

amyzzz
03-28-2007, 03:47 PM
and He will turn the other cheek.

SojuGorae
03-28-2007, 03:59 PM
No, Jesus will get him later with a string of bad luck and tough breaks during his lifetime.

Jesus is sly like that.

TomAz
03-28-2007, 04:06 PM
His winnowing-fork is in his hand, and he will clear his threshing-floor and will gather his wheat into the granary; but the chaff he will burn with unquenchable fire.

amyzzz
03-28-2007, 04:07 PM
I like the hippie Jesus better.

Hannahrain
03-28-2007, 04:10 PM
His handblown pipe is in his hand, and he will clear his threshing-floor and will gather his patchouli into the oil lamp; but the wheatgrass juice he will drink with unquenchable thirst.

amyzzz
03-28-2007, 04:11 PM
Exactly.

TomAz
03-28-2007, 04:14 PM
I like the hippie Jesus better.

or, perhaps your interpretation of this passage is influenced by the popular fundamentalist view that the 'chaff' is unrepentant sinners? That take feeds the fundamentalist agenda quite nicely but there are alternative views.

the progressive ("hippie") read is that the chaff is sin itself, and that we are the wheat, and so what is being talked about here is not eternal damnation but instead a healing process in which we -- everyone -- is made one again with God.

but.. wait.. what the hell am I talking about?

samiksha
03-28-2007, 04:14 PM
His handblown pipe is in his hand, and he will clear his threshing-floor and will gather his patchouli into the oil lamp; but the wheatgrass juice he will drink with unquenchable thirst.

jesus christ i love you.

you, hannah, not jesus.

Hannahrain
03-28-2007, 04:15 PM
I think we should just be friends. Both you and jesus.

kimery08
03-28-2007, 04:17 PM
hold the fuck up. i thought this was the violence thread.
ima smack all you up the side of your heads with this jesus talk.

mob roulette
03-28-2007, 04:20 PM
yeah.

SojuGorae
03-28-2007, 04:22 PM
Ay dios mio... El Diablo!

Good Days Last
03-28-2007, 04:22 PM
Christ would have the last word anyway.

All the burning and fire and such.

:)

TomAz
03-28-2007, 04:23 PM
Deliver me, O Lord, from evildoers;
protect me from those who are violent,
who plan evil things in their minds
and stir up wars continually.
They make their tongue sharp as a snake’s,
and under their lips is the venom of vipers.
Selah


Guard me, O Lord, from the hands of the wicked;
protect me from the violent
who have planned my downfall.
The arrogant have hidden a trap for me,
and with cords they have spread a net;
along the road they have set snares for me.
Selah


I say to the Lord, ‘You are my God;
give ear, O Lord, to the voice of my supplications.’
O Lord, my Lord, my strong deliverer,
you have covered my head in the day of battle.
Do not grant, O Lord, the desires of the wicked;
do not further their evil plot.
Selah


Those who surround me lift up their heads;
let the mischief of their lips overwhelm them!
Let burning coals fall on them!
Let them be flung into pits, no more to rise!
Do not let the slanderer be established in the land;
let evil speedily hunt down the violent!


I know that the Lord maintains the cause of the needy,
and executes justice for the poor.
Surely the righteous shall give thanks to your name;
the upright shall live in your presence.

mob roulette
03-28-2007, 04:24 PM
jesus fucks people up just by being an abstract concept at heart. you can't get more badass than that. viva el christo!

SojuGorae
03-28-2007, 04:24 PM
Yeah man, Christ could kick major ass if he wanted to.

mob roulette
03-28-2007, 04:25 PM
i'm taking jesus by five over the mavericks.

Hannahrain
03-28-2007, 04:30 PM
hold the fuck up. i thought this was the violence thread.
ima smack all you up the side of your heads with this jesus talk.

Heh. Look at little Kimery, trying to play with the big dogs. You're not cut out for the violence thread. Make me a sandwich. Like NOW, or those pretty little eyes of yours are going to be wearing some nice purple rings.

SojuGorae
03-28-2007, 04:31 PM
Paper cutz and lemon juice hannah is back?

msklvr
03-29-2007, 01:21 PM
I like the little baby infant Jesus, myself. I think that version of Jesus would be easier to put the smack down on.

kimery08
03-29-2007, 01:41 PM
Heh. Look at little Kimery, trying to play with the big dogs. You're not cut out for the violence thread. Make me a sandwich. Like NOW, or those pretty little eyes of yours are going to be wearing some nice purple rings.

i dont know how i missed this but youre fucken lucky. LIKE, until now.
well at least until i get in a better mood. im putting this on hold.

Hannahrain
03-29-2007, 01:43 PM
Don't do me any favors, you little tart. Give me everything you've got.

starbright777
03-29-2007, 02:08 PM
My sisters have we not had enough violence? Have we not been beaten by men for way to long? We must stop this hate for each other and realize that we are all created in God's image. Don't take your anger from men out on each other. Love each other. Hold each other. Remind each other that we will not hit back we will fight back with our prayers. Hannahrain don't ask Kimery to give you everything she's got. Ask her for her prayers to help you get over your problem of hate. You have become the product of abuse from men. My sister you must first repent and ask for forgiveness.

Kimery don't just put this on hold. Put it on the back burner for the rest of your life. Do not walk the path that Hannah is walking. You must be a friend and help her with her anger. I am trusting our Father will guide you while you help her on her journey to the right path.

TomAz
03-29-2007, 02:12 PM
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TomAz
12-15-2009, 02:39 PM
Do you know that I started two different threads like this? Shame on me.

Anyway, I'm'a kick all y'all's asses.

Monklish
12-15-2009, 02:40 PM
My sisters have we not had enough violence? Have we not been beaten by men for way to long? We must stop this hate for each other and realize that we are all created in God's image. Don't take your anger from men out on each other. Love each other. Hold each other. Remind each other that we will not hit back we will fight back with our prayers. Hannahrain don't ask Kimery to give you everything she's got. Ask her for her prayers to help you get over your problem of hate. You have become the product of abuse from men. My sister you must first repent and ask for forgiveness.

Kimery don't just put this on hold. Put it on the back burner for the rest of your life. Do not walk the path that Hannah is walking. You must be a friend and help her with her anger. I am trusting our Father will guide you while you help her on her journey to the right path.

Hooooooooooooooooly jesus cocks.

humanoid
12-15-2009, 02:41 PM
that's totally a joke, right?

locachica73
12-15-2009, 02:42 PM
Reading that actually made me want to club baby seals. Weird.

humanoid
12-15-2009, 02:44 PM
There are still baby seals left to club? I thought we clubbed them all

PJandBompton
12-15-2009, 04:37 PM
PTA...

Suffacated
12-15-2009, 05:06 PM
Do you know that I started two different threads like this? Shame on me.

Anyway, I'm'a kick all y'all's asses.

Way to spread the hatred Tom.

Hannahrain
12-15-2009, 05:47 PM
Do you know that I started two different threads like this? Shame on me.

Anyway, I'm'a kick all y'all's asses.

I'm coming to get you, Tom. Kevorkian and I.

Hannahrain
12-15-2009, 05:49 PM
Way to spread the hatred Tom.

I'm coming to get you, too. Whoever was actually responsible for the death of Terri Schiavo and I.

boarderwoozel3
12-15-2009, 11:05 PM
Excellent bump. There are a certainly a select few whom I wouldn't mind rendering unable to operate a keyboard.

Still-ill
12-15-2009, 11:13 PM
It's ok guys.
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01543/star-wars-bed_1543517i.jpg

Chaplipman
12-16-2009, 11:12 AM
Do you know that I started two different threads like this? Shame on me.

Anyway, I'm'a kick all y'all's asses.

Don't look at me that way! I will eat your shit!

YOU FUCK MY MOTHER!

Mugwog
12-17-2012, 10:25 AM
Since we're in a heat about gun control
:bump

GuyInTucson
12-17-2012, 01:53 PM
I'll smash your fucking face in, Eric.


Bitch.