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malcolmjamalawesome
01-26-2011, 07:05 PM
Go ahead.

ErikFlyingV
01-26-2011, 07:06 PM
Because, like, it sold out bro.

SoulDischarge
01-26-2011, 07:06 PM
I couldn't afford a ticket. Therefore, scalpers. ANOTHER MYSTERY SOLVED. Now let's convene in the study for cocktails.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-26-2011, 07:07 PM
Makers Mark.

blackchango
01-26-2011, 07:30 PM
Makers Mark.
Now you're talkin ! :)

tikiavenger
01-26-2011, 09:52 PM
Wakers Wark

kronz420
01-26-2011, 09:55 PM
cause some douche has fourteen tickets on ebay for sale

ciannone
01-26-2011, 10:00 PM
People should just wait til a week before the event. I doubt tickets will be more than 500$

humanoid
01-26-2011, 10:02 PM
Makers Mark.

I'm in

Blinken
01-26-2011, 10:20 PM
Go ahead.

Well if they didn't then people would have to accept their own failures, but we live in America so that can't happen.

Radiohead
01-26-2011, 10:43 PM
If it's true that scalpers are just hoarding all of the tickets, then that should drive the scalping prices down.

Also, the huge number of people who are complaining because they didn't get tickets demonstrates that the festival is hugely popular and in demand, which could actually support the theory that legitimate buyers bought up all them pretty tickets.

Radiohead
01-26-2011, 10:45 PM
cause some douche has fourteen tickets on ebay for sale

If what I've been hearing is true, that person might end up having their ticket order cancelled for exceeding the limit.

Bumblebee
01-27-2011, 01:42 AM
10 times markup on camping passes last year, 20 times markup this year.

It's simple math. BTW, they have multiple CC numbers/addresses/TM accounts.

Also notice how GV has changed rules to make scalping a little more difficult. Not all of that had to do with gatecrashers.

sonofhal
01-27-2011, 01:56 AM
It's not my fault I didn't get a ticket. It's someone elses - obviously.

Welcome to the blameless generation.

Mugwog
01-27-2011, 02:14 AM
We didn't give them enough handjobs.

ADrunkPoet
01-27-2011, 03:19 AM
Last I heard, there is this little known festival named Glastonbury that sells out before the lineup is officially released. This could be in Coachella's future.

Just buy your tickets on layaway. Simple as that.

beeerplease
01-27-2011, 03:21 AM
Last I heard, there is this little known festival named Glastonbury that sells out before the lineup is officially released. This could be in Coachella's future.

Just buy your tickets on layaway. Simple as that.

THIS! I'VE BEEN PREACHING THIS AND REFERENCING GLASTO ALL DAY!