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alleysin
01-19-2011, 12:07 PM
I thought this ought to be brought up. I wont be at his set, but I bet he would get a kick out of it. Although, if I were to commit to this hi-jinx that would be the opposite reaction I would hope for.

discuss...

rasooli
01-19-2011, 12:27 PM
Fuck Kanye. I'm down.

unknown
01-19-2011, 12:28 PM
I'd run over for this.

rskapcat
01-19-2011, 12:39 PM
Instead of enjoying an artist you like, you would waste your time throwing food at an artist you don't like? Why?

/rational grown-up thoughts

thom cobain
01-19-2011, 12:42 PM
it's not funny anymore try different jokes.

alleysin
01-19-2011, 12:45 PM
Instead of enjoying an artist you like, you would waste your time throwing food at an artist you don't like? Why?

/rational grown-up thoughts

I said I wasnt going

nbvcide
01-19-2011, 12:54 PM
Instead of enjoying an artist you like, you would waste your time throwing food at an artist you don't like? Why?

/rational grown-up thoughts

that's dumb.


why are the two mutually exclusive? watching Kanye and throwing fish sticks are two of my top three things for the weekend..

nbvcide
01-19-2011, 12:56 PM
hell, i say we have a fishstickruption and have everyone throw massive amounts of fishsticks in the air at the same time..lolz

Donthatetheplaya
01-19-2011, 12:58 PM
I just want to make a shirt that says "I *heart* fish sticks."

alleysin
01-19-2011, 01:01 PM
hell, i say we have a fishstickruption and have everyone throw massive amounts of fishsticks in the air at the same time..

and everyone that camps with me has to bring $10 worth of fishsticks

The hard part would be making sure the damn things 'keep' in the weather conditions.

HedNoiZe801
01-19-2011, 01:13 PM
I think I will bring $100 worth of fishsticks and I will hand them out to those that don't have any.

Errant
01-19-2011, 01:15 PM
I don't get it.

nbvcide
01-19-2011, 01:23 PM
what song do we sync this to? "Monster"? "Flashing Lights"? "Heartless"?

303dubbin
01-19-2011, 01:25 PM
HA YES. thank you south park for this incredible opportunity

EastLos01
01-19-2011, 01:35 PM
I don't get it.

look up Kanye gay fish on youtube

yeahfontaine
01-19-2011, 01:37 PM
You bet he would "get a kick out of it"???

Last I checked, that man has a self-righteous temper that burns as hot as a thousand suns.

WhyTheLongFace
01-19-2011, 01:43 PM
Instead of enjoying an artist you like, you would waste your time throwing food at an artist you don't like? Why?

/rational grown-up thoughts

THIS

rebel86
01-19-2011, 02:14 PM
Instead of enjoying an artist you like, you would waste your time throwing food at an artist you don't like? Why?

/rational grown-up thoughts

That wouldn't happen anyway.

@ OP and co-signers

A. Hungry people who don't want to pay outrageous prices for food would steal the fishsticks and eat them.

B. Everyone around you will turn on you and beat the living shit out of you because they're not going to have you fuck p their concert-going experience after paying all of that money- and I, personally, encourage option B.

GnarVee
01-19-2011, 02:16 PM
it's not funny anymore try different jokes.

YES.

ShyGuy75
01-19-2011, 02:46 PM
That wouldn't happen anyway.

@ OP and co-signers

A. Hungry people who don't want to pay outrageous prices for food would steal the fishsticks and eat them.

B. Everyone around you will turn on you and beat the living shit out of you because they're not going to have you fuck p their concert-going experience after paying all of that money- and I, personally, encourage option B.

fear the wrath of hipster slaps!

fishsticks for everyone as he brings this stuff on himself.

nbvcide
01-19-2011, 03:05 PM
THIS

once again, why does anybody think this isn't anything but a sign of admiration?

why would you throw glow sticks at an act you like?

why would you throw underwear at a dude?

nbvcide
01-19-2011, 03:06 PM
That wouldn't happen anyway.

@ OP and co-signers

A. Hungry people who don't want to pay outrageous prices for food would steal the fishsticks and eat them.

B. Everyone around you will turn on you and beat the living shit out of you because they're not going to have you fuck p their concert-going experience after paying all of that money- and I, personally, encourage option B.

A. why in the world would they be cooked.


B. and i can't imagine how it would ruin anybody's experience..are you saying you've never seen anything thrown in the air at a festival before? comeon.. unless Kanye throws such a fit about a fish stick landing on stage that he makes a scene, in which case this could be even more worth it..lolz

Neighborhood Creep
01-19-2011, 03:12 PM
Fuck a glow stick war. The new hot is a fish stick war.

DANCE MAGIC
01-19-2011, 03:16 PM
first off, a large majority of people would laugh at the 30second spectacle, the remaining 58,000 at the main stage won't even be aware it's happening..and i can't imagine how it would ruin anybody's experience..are you saying you've never seen anything thrown in the air at a festival before? comeon.. unless Kanye throws such a fit about a fish stick landing on stage that he makes a scene, in which case this could be even more worth it..lolz

this.

i'll probably watch his set, and i'll probably enjoy it.

that doesn't mean it wouldn't be awesome if a shitload of people threw fish sticks at him.

it's an old joke, and its not very funny... but if it actually happened, it would potentially inspire lulz. especially if he made some kind of comment about it.

iammrcandyman
01-19-2011, 03:52 PM
hmm, i might end up seeing kanye after all

rock2843
01-19-2011, 04:01 PM
I'd rather not have my last night at Coachella end with Kanye walking off stage like a baby and ruin the closing act.

Mugwog
01-19-2011, 04:07 PM
"I'd rather not have my last night at Coachella end with Kanye walking off stage like a baby and ruin the closing act."

That would be consistent with Coachellas' Sundays for the past 3 years.

Plus to see Kanye over react to something on south park park a few years ago would be pretty hilarious, but only if he freaked out over the top.

A drop of the mic and him walking off would be weak.. but him screaming and cursing those people with fishsticks and then talking about his swagga. Well that might be worth it.

Devin the Dude
01-19-2011, 07:20 PM
Fucking SIGNED.

Tosh0
01-19-2011, 07:21 PM
Now if only Taylor Swift was in on this somehow...

SAMGASM
01-19-2011, 07:27 PM
SO IN

juloxx
01-19-2011, 07:27 PM
Hey if people could organize Glorbital, than I dont see why we cant organize a throwing of fish sticks

daxton
01-19-2011, 07:29 PM
Get ready for an irreversible mental breakdown.

iammrcandyman
01-19-2011, 07:35 PM
I'd rather not have my last night at Coachella end with Kanye walking off stage like a baby and ruin the closing act.



fixed,


I'd rather have my last night at Coachella end with Kanye walking off stage like a baby and celebrate our victory as GV is forced to MacGyver some closing act on the spot that will surely be better.

StegoDee
01-19-2011, 07:35 PM
Make that grouper butt shake.

juloxx
01-19-2011, 07:37 PM
Seeing a Kanye meltdown live would be on par with RATM for best headlining show I have ever seen.

Honestly, it would be historic. When we see all the meme's circling the internet as a result of that show, we could proudly say "that was because of me, I did that."

Mr.Trent
01-19-2011, 07:58 PM
I'm all the way in ya'll, somebody has to pay for what was done to The Cure in '09:afu

thisdj
01-19-2011, 08:10 PM
I don't get it.maybe you should get out more.

rebel86
01-19-2011, 08:10 PM
God, i support abortion more than ever.

OK Calculator
01-19-2011, 08:11 PM
Because South Park is so witty. Lets imitate South Park so we can be witty too. I wonder if anyone will notice our wittiness.

thom cobain
01-19-2011, 08:18 PM
NL-KbsHe42k

StegoDee
01-19-2011, 08:21 PM
Because South Park is so witty. Lets imitate South Park so we can be witty too. I wonder if anyone will notice our wittiness.

What if they didn't?! I'd just die.

AlthePal
01-25-2011, 05:20 PM
Instead of enjoying an artist you like, you would waste your time throwing food at an artist you don't like? Why?

/rational grown-up thoughts


^^^

BeeII
01-25-2011, 06:11 PM
while awesome in theory, throwing things onto the main stage will result in failure. some female friends were right up front at Pavement last year, and planned to throw panties at stephen malkmus and after one tried and failed, the other scrubbed the mission.

BayAreaIsBetter
01-25-2011, 10:03 PM
Who the fuck is Kabe west anyways

elChurro
01-25-2011, 11:46 PM
Good luck getting anywhere close to the stage.

IRSCOTT
01-26-2011, 12:03 AM
while awesome in theory, throwing things onto the main stage will result in failure. some female friends were right up front at Pavement last year, and planned to throw panties at stephen malkmus and after one tried and failed, the other scrubbed the mission.

Panties and fish sticks have different ranges, unless of course the panties are sloping wet, and something tells me @ Pavement that wasn't the case.

fredbull
01-26-2011, 08:27 AM
This would be the only reason for me watching him....
i'm down

BeeII
01-26-2011, 08:36 AM
Panties and fish sticks have different ranges, unless of course the panties are sloping wet, and something tells me @ Pavement that wasn't the case.

fair enough, but most people are still going to be too far to be effective

PotVsKtl
01-26-2011, 08:37 AM
Idiots.

Trick Loves The Kids
01-26-2011, 08:50 AM
south park is terrible

DopeMatic3002
01-26-2011, 09:03 AM
Don't make me have to take you to that Ghetto University.

nbvcide
01-29-2011, 01:41 PM
Because South Park is so witty. Lets imitate South Park so we can be witty too. I wonder if anyone will notice our wittiness.

it's got nothing to do with south park, if we could pull it off we'd all throw Taylor Swifts on stage too...

didimydoe3
01-29-2011, 02:05 PM
Naw! South Park fans are usually fat weirdos that have kids on accident and work at Taco Bell. SO if these people actually do go far enough to bring said fish sticks and toss them at Yeezy, they will have already eaten them by the time his set starts! And that's it. They will have foiled themselves out of their own stupid, fat plan!

*bows*

nbvcide
01-29-2011, 04:50 PM
^^^dumber than this idea
Panties and fish sticks have different ranges, unless of course the panties are sloping wet, and something tells me @ Pavement that wasn't the case.
lolz, this.
and keep in mind, they dont need to make it on stage. while that is a goal, i think its more for the people in the crowd who see them flying and get the joke. and if its anything like glorbital, people will pick up fallen fishsticks and throw them in the air again.

nathanfairchild
01-29-2011, 05:36 PM
http://www.antiquiet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/kanye-west-south-park-gayfish.jpg
HAHAHA I WATCH SOUTH PARK AND I LIKE THE JOKES AND KANYE WEST WILL BE THERE SO I WANT TO THROW THE FISH STICKS AT HIM!!!!

ADrunkPoet
01-29-2011, 05:46 PM
How could you be so heartless?
How could you be so heartless?

SunBrother
01-30-2011, 10:16 AM
^^^dumber than this idea
lolz, this.
and keep in mind, they dont need to make it on stage. while that is a goal, i think its more for the people in the crowd who see them flying and get the joke. and if its anything like glorbital, people will pick up fallen fishsticks and throw them in the air again.

The maturity of the posters on this thread amazes me. I hope people really are paying 300 a ticket so they can throw fishsticks at kanye instead of seeing another band who will most definitely be playing during his set.

Solid investment!

snowwhyte
01-30-2011, 10:45 AM
I'm down.
I'm gonna have my homemade fishdicks shirt on for sure. Dont back down, i want this on tape.

travelfan
01-30-2011, 11:07 AM
Are you guys serious? This isn't nearly as sick as it is in your heads. Kanye is going to perform for almost assuredly the biggest crowd of the four headliners and any stupid fish stick joke (which was marginally funny when it came out TWO YEARS AGO) is going to get lost in the fact that 99.99% of the crowd is loving his set.

I know you think this is witty and bad ass, but it's just stupid. Not to mention there will be some amazing conflicts, DFA 1979 is almost guaranteed and there will be something sick in the Sahara. Go see one of them because nobody over 14 is gonna think it's funny or cool, and Kanye could give a fuck, he's headlining Coachella.

thewoodenman
01-30-2011, 11:14 AM
this would have been funny when it was relevant. this plan has as many holes in it as brittany spear's ecstasy ridden brain. i would laugh for sure, but really, way too much effort.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-30-2011, 11:16 AM
Has anyone mentioned that this is stupid

TheScenestar
01-30-2011, 11:27 AM
Nobody is listening MJA. Nobody.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-30-2011, 11:50 AM
Kanye West Fishstick Throw

A Play by Malcolm Jamal Awesome

SETTING: Kanye West's mainstage performance,at a time clearly too dark to see anything that is not glowing

BOARDIE #1
Ok guys! Let's do it! Let's throw these fishticks we've been hauling around in the heat all day long!

BOARDIE #2
Ha ha ha. This is so funny. This is exactly like that South Park episode from several years ago.

BOARDIE #1
I know, right? Remember?

BOARDIE #2
Ok guys, let's do it! One ... two ... three!

(Group of five BOARDIES throw fishsticks into the air, landing nowhere near a stage and, due to the darkness, being virtually undetectable to all those around them. The handful of people hit with fishsticks barely notice, look over their shoulder momentarily, and then forget the entire thing ever happened.)

BOARDIE #1
Ha ha ha! Yes! We did it! We did it!

BYSTANDER
While I nor anyone else could actually tell what you were throwing because of the items' nondescript appearance, I am curious: What did you guys just throw?

BOARDIE #2
Fishsticks!

BYSTANDER
Why?

BOARDIES #1
Because of that South Park! From like, I don't know, three years ago!

BYSTANDER:
Wow. You guys are serious pieces of shit.

(EVERYONE reacts with cold indifference. NOBODY laughs.)

THE END

Gribbz
01-30-2011, 11:52 AM
Bravo!

malcolmjamalawesome
01-30-2011, 11:53 AM
I always wanted to be a writer.

snowwhyte
01-30-2011, 11:56 AM
Nah, it'll work. You grossly under estimate how many people hate kanye. However dfa does take priority over throwing fish sticks at kanye.
We'll see how the line up works out.

thom cobain
01-30-2011, 11:57 AM
That was beautiful.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-30-2011, 11:57 AM
Nah, it'll work

Clearly you haven't read my play.

Neighborhood Creep
01-30-2011, 12:26 PM
MJA's play is my fav post of '11

malcolmjamalawesome
01-30-2011, 01:00 PM
Thank you.

hawkingvsreeve
01-30-2011, 01:29 PM
Nah, it'll work. You grossly under estimate how many people hate kanye. However dfa does take priority over throwing fish sticks at kanye.
We'll see how the line up works out.

And you grossly overestimate the ability of more than 10 assholes getting fish sticks into the festival, and then wanting to carry them around all day. This thread is full of mouth breathers.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-30-2011, 02:09 PM
Seriously. Everything you need to know is outlined in my script.

Mr.Nipples
01-30-2011, 02:10 PM
http://animals.timduru.org/dirlist/orca/KillerWhales-Orca-Mating.jpg

HandBanana
01-30-2011, 02:22 PM
That was monumental boarding right thurr Em Jay Eh!

snowwhyte
01-30-2011, 03:15 PM
And you grossly overestimate the ability of more than 10 assholes getting fish sticks into the festival, and then wanting to carry them around all day. This thread is full of mouth breathers.

I'd keep them at the campsite, obviously.

nathanfairchild
01-30-2011, 03:18 PM
I'd keep them at the campsite, obviously.

i hope you don't get past the canadian border

boyalien0
01-30-2011, 03:32 PM
I am actually glad I dived into this thread right now. Huh.

snowwhyte
01-30-2011, 03:43 PM
i hope you don't get past the canadian border

Man, we're gonna be great friends, i can feel it!
It'll be like one of those crazy sitcoms, you can be the gun toting texan that doesn't believe in evolution or global warming. And I'll be that crazy socialist that thinks the world is round! Oh and we'll fight, and we'll argue! But in the end, there will be some zany moral to the story. You'll try toothpaste, I'll try deep frying a marsbar, all of our issues will be resolved!
I can see it now..

malcolmjamalawesome
01-30-2011, 03:56 PM
Man, we're gonna be great friends, i can feel it!
It'll be like one of those crazy sitcoms, you can be the gun toting texan that doesn't believe in evolution or global warming. And I'll be that crazy socialist that thinks the world is round! Oh and we'll fight, and we'll argue! But in the end, there will be some zany moral to the story. You'll try toothpaste, I'll try deep frying a marsbar, all of our issues will be resolved!
I can see it now..

You are the worst.

nathanfairchild
01-30-2011, 04:54 PM
Man, we're gonna be great friends, i can feel it!
It'll be like one of those crazy sitcoms, you can be the gun toting texan that doesn't believe in evolution or global warming. And I'll be that crazy socialist that thinks the world is round! Oh and we'll fight, and we'll argue! But in the end, there will be some zany moral to the story. You'll try toothpaste, I'll try deep frying a marsbar, all of our issues will be resolved!
I can see it now..

you're the new newnostalgia

SoulDischarge
01-30-2011, 04:58 PM
It'd be cool if we could talk about douchebags vs. turd sandwiches now. Because South Park is our only reference to the world at large.

1badmofo89
01-30-2011, 05:02 PM
Instead of enjoying an artist you like, you would waste your time throwing food at an artist you don't like? Why?

/rational grown-up thoughts

For real, Aside from it being a waste of time and money. That episode of South park wasnt the greatest and secondly MBDF was DOPE. Definitely one of his best- and trust I thought for the longest time Yeezys swagger was on ridonkulous levels but..after listening to MBDF...I still think its on ridiculous levels BUT I get it..my Ego would be unstoppable if I made an album like that too!
this the real world, homie, school finished
they done stole your dreams, you dunno who did it
I treat the cash the way the government treats AIDS
I won’t be satisfied til all my n-ggas get it, get it?

= Lyrical bombs

nbvcide
01-30-2011, 05:24 PM
1. picking up a bag of fishsticks from camp while grabbing my sweatshirt (which im gonna do anyway) isnt carrying around shit all day, hell for all i care throw them in a locker on fri. 2. why do u assume that any of us are doing this because we have no other acts worth watching or because we hate kanye? i am watching kanye because i love kanye. i am showing that love by throwing fishsticks. kanye loves fishsticks. its a win-win 3. if i could, i would hop on stage, grab the mic and yell "jack johnson was the greatest coachella set of all-time, of ALL time" 4. my fishsticks will be covered in glow paint.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-30-2011, 05:40 PM
Logistics aside, there's the lingering problem of it not being clever at all.

Hannahrain
01-30-2011, 05:40 PM
The entire fucking polo field is already covered in rancid, footprinted remnants of meals nobody bothered to clean up. By all means, please add more on purpose.

Hannahrain
01-30-2011, 05:41 PM
Hey Malcolm, want to make a raw hamburger mandala outside the Sahara with me? Someone'll clean it up eventually.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-30-2011, 05:44 PM
Well, I don't know. Is there a dated, irrelevant pop culture reference we can justify it with?

Hannahrain
01-30-2011, 05:46 PM
An intern at Tim and Eric once bought a magazine with an article that referenced both making things and eating. I think that's good enough. That's good enough, right?

Hannahrain
01-30-2011, 05:47 PM
I mean, that's what that Bed Intruder Beef Mandala song was about.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-30-2011, 05:48 PM
That'll teach ya, Kanye.

Hannahrain
01-30-2011, 05:51 PM
He won't know what hit him the people who he can't see and doesn't care about who are watching him.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-30-2011, 05:57 PM
Seeing a Kanye meltdown live would be on par with RATM for best headlining show I have ever seen.

Honestly, it would be historic. When we see all the meme's circling the internet as a result of that show, we could proudly say "that was because of me, I did that."

Delusional.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-30-2011, 05:59 PM
and keep in mind, they dont need to make it on stage. while that is a goal, i think its more for the people in the crowd who see them flying and get the joke. and if its anything like glorbital, people will pick up fallen fishsticks and throw them in the air again.

Delusional.

Hannahrain
01-30-2011, 06:00 PM
Picking up a glowstick and picking up an oily piece of tepid mystery fish is the exactly the same.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-30-2011, 06:16 PM
Meme.

TommyboyUNM
01-30-2011, 06:26 PM
This might actually be the worst idea in board history. I've had this episode explained to me several times and I still don't understand why it's funny.

MJA, can you explain it to me in a way that will serve as a conduit to my knowledge and growth?

malcolmjamalawesome
01-30-2011, 06:38 PM
Sure, Tommy.

A couple of years ago, South Park aired an episode which portrayed Kanye West as a humorless, paranoid egomaniac who fell prey to a new joke penned by Jimmy which went as follows:

"Do you like fishsticks?" "Yes." "What are you, a gay fish?" The idea was that the word "fishsticks" when said fast enough sounded like "fish dicks". Assuming (without merit) that the person answering the question was answering the joke from the perspective of a male fish, their unknowing confirmation of enjoying fish "dicks" left them up for ridicule as a homosexual fish.

Kanye West took the ribbing in an uncharacteristically good-natured manner, referring to the big as "PRETTY FUNNY" and later stating "I'M SURE THE SOUTH PARK WRITERS ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE" in a Tweet. Further, Kanye makes reference to the "fishstick" bit in his song "Gorgeous" where he threatens to "choke a South Park writer with a fishstick."

All of this considered, it appears some boardies have decided throwing actual fishsticks, apparently haphazardly and at no apparent target, will serve as either some sort of protest against Kanye West, force Kanye West into a nervous breakdown on stage, or simply make people who observe the fishstick throw laugh. Of course, none of these things are possible without all of the following assumptions being true:

1) Someone will actually be able to get a fishstick on stage, Kanye will recognize that the item thrown on stage is, in fact, a fishstick, and is actually so emotionally fragile he will respond to the fishstick.

2) Kanye West will perform at a time of day providing enough light that anyone would actually see these fishsticks be thrown and realize that they were, in fact, fishsticks.

3) In case the conditions of (2) are satisfied, any significant amount of people who are able to see the fishsticks will correlate the fishsticks with the South Park episode that aired in early 2009.

4) Anyone seeing these fishsticks and recognizing the reference to South Park will, in fact, find it to be funny.

5) The fishsticks will be able to be stored in a manner that will protect them from the effects of what is certain to be high heat.

I'd say the odds are against the fishstick throwers, but, again, most of this was summed up in my short screenplay on Page 3.

nbvcide
01-30-2011, 06:39 PM
Has anyone mentioned that this is stupid

stupider than message board award shows via webcam? or frozen lemonade boardie scavenger hunts? prob not. but cool story..

nathanfairchild
01-30-2011, 06:49 PM
stupider than message board award shows via webcam? or frozen lemonade boardie scavenger hunts? prob not. but cool story brah..

no, it's just an unfunny idea from an unfunny episode.

TommyboyUNM
01-30-2011, 06:53 PM
stupider than message board award shows via webcam? or frozen lemonade boardie scavenger hunts? prob not. but cool story brah..

The two events you mentioned actually have elements of original thought. They weren't rooted out of some unfunny juvenile South Park episode. Unfortunately, I know it's asking quite a bit for you to grasp this.

Please don't ever procreate.

captncrzy
01-31-2011, 04:50 AM
Kanye West Fishstick Throw

A Play by Malcolm Jamal Awesome

SETTING: Kanye West's mainstage performance,at a time clearly too dark to see anything that is not glowing

BOARDIE #1
Ok guys! Let's do it! Let's throw these fishticks we've been hauling around in the heat all day long!

BOARDIE #2
Ha ha ha. This is so funny. This is exactly like that South Park episode from several years ago.

BOARDIE #1
I know, right? Remember?

BOARDIE #2
Ok guys, let's do it! One ... two ... three!

(Group of five BOARDIES throw fishsticks into the air, landing nowhere near a stage and, due to the darkness, being virtually undetectable to all those around them. The handful of people hit with fishsticks barely notice, look over their shoulder momentarily, and then forget the entire thing ever happened.)

BOARDIE #1
Ha ha ha! Yes! We did it! We did it!

BYSTANDER
While I nor anyone else could actually tell what you were throwing because of the items' nondescript appearance, I am curious: What did you guys just throw?

BOARDIE #2
Fishsticks!

BYSTANDER
Why?

BOARDIES #1
Because of that South Park! From like, I don't know, three years ago!

BYSTANDER:
Wow. You guys are serious pieces of shit.

(EVERYONE reacts with cold indifference. NOBODY laughs.)

THE END

History.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-31-2011, 05:17 AM
Thank you.

CellarOwl
01-31-2011, 07:16 AM
Who the fuck would actually want to carry around soggy fishsticks all day, nay, possibly all weekend even, under a shitty, hot desert sun? Whoever you are, please point yourself out at the festival so I can either avoid you from a distance or punch you with reasonable force.

Neighborhood Creep
01-31-2011, 07:34 AM
Now every time I smell raunchy, sweaty, unshowered desert pussy im going to think its someone smuggling fish sticks in her underwear or pockets.

nbvcide
02-01-2011, 03:27 PM
lolz


Picking up a glowstick and picking up an oily piece of tepid mystery fish is the exactly the same.

jesus. can't u let us have our fun for these months while we anxiously await the festival. can't we pass the time with a thread just as stupid as any thread on this board. it's in misc babble for fucks sake.

nbvcide
02-01-2011, 03:29 PM
Hey Malcolm, want to make a raw hamburger mandala outside the Sahara with me? Someone'll clean it up eventually.

now THIS is an idea i could get behind.. :)


but only if you're serious.


Please don't ever procreate.

hope your mom's on the pill then..

Premium Roast
02-02-2011, 09:34 PM
strong lidded cups of hot coffee = success

:thu

malcolmjamalawesome
04-07-2011, 01:52 PM
Just wanted to reiterate how stupid this is

Ravingmad
04-07-2011, 02:06 PM
Please cook the fishsticks first. And bring tartar sauce and maybe some chips

Fuck, I'm hungry

Sublime
04-07-2011, 03:15 PM
Just wanted to reiterate how stupid this is

Stupid as it may be, I can guarantee there will be little pockets of douche' with their little packets of fishstick huckin 'em at the stage.

Rule: if you see a douche throwing fishsticks, beat the hell out of him.

Miroir Noir
04-12-2011, 03:25 PM
I just caught up with this thread. MJA's play and his epic "series of logical deductions and explainations" follow-up both made me laugh harder than any post year 2000 episode of "South Park."