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SlowMotionApocalypse
12-31-2010, 11:21 AM
This worked great at Stagecoach. Kick it in the VIP all afternoon then stroll to my 46th row seat prior to the Eagles taking the stage. I think this arrangement would be a vast improvement for Coachella and also help clear up some of the crush and crowd issues present last year.

Please discuss.

leo01g
12-31-2010, 11:23 AM
http://rob.nu/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/facepalm12.jpg

guedita
12-31-2010, 11:23 AM
You make the worst threads ever.

303dubbin
12-31-2010, 11:23 AM
NO DANCING FREELY = NO it would be even more of a clusterfuck i think.



You make the worst threads ever.
my thoughts exactly.

Gigger
12-31-2010, 11:29 AM
Chairs in the sahara!

heart cooks brain
12-31-2010, 11:39 AM
Before, I just thought SMA was a fucking morin. This thread has convinced me it's an alias.

Phunkevil
12-31-2010, 11:43 AM
He's clearly just trolling. Durrr

Jman4321
12-31-2010, 11:45 AM
Incidentally, I think that the clusterfuck crisis will solve itself if we have the Eagles headline everyday. Please discuss.

captncrzy
12-31-2010, 11:50 AM
Chairs in the sahara!

You can't put anything in the Sahara that is even remotely humpable.

BROKENDOLL
12-31-2010, 11:51 AM
Before, I just thought SMA was a fucking morin. This thread has convinced me it's an alias.
Stupid is, as stupid does...

Aurgasm
12-31-2010, 11:54 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f5/Bad_Idea_Machine_lolcat.jpg

BROKENDOLL
12-31-2010, 11:54 AM
The thought just crossed my mind that I may have to actually beg captncrzy to join that private social group where I'd be safe from all the morins coming our way...

Neighborhood Creep
12-31-2010, 11:59 AM
This is the first time I've ever lol'd at a thread title.

SlowMotionApocalypse
12-31-2010, 12:06 PM
NO DANCING FREELY = NO it would be even more of a clusterfuck i think.


You are free to dance in front of your chair. But no mosh pits, crowd surfing and other idiotic behavior - WIN FOR ALL.

knytt
12-31-2010, 12:30 PM
You have to be a troll, these ideas are too brilliantly retarded to be from the actual idiot you appear to be.

SlowMotionApocalypse
12-31-2010, 12:34 PM
You have to be a troll, these ideas are too brilliantly retarded to be from the actual idiot you appear to be.

Idiots are the people who trample each other for a spot at the front.

edbangme
12-31-2010, 12:35 PM
I hate you

SlowMotionApocalypse
12-31-2010, 12:37 PM
I hate you

God says I must love you.

LyricsForTheMind
12-31-2010, 12:40 PM
you probably are just too scarred to dance.

knytt
12-31-2010, 12:47 PM
Idiots are the people who trample each other for a spot at the front.

I didn't say anything to the contrary. Your idea is still stupid.

unknown
12-31-2010, 12:54 PM
Will these chairs have padding? Who do I talk to if someone is in my assigned seat? How will this stop the idiots who once trampled each other for a close spot if now they are just trampling each other for a closer seat? What if people get mad and start to throw chairs? What if my assigned seat is a chair that gets thrown and I miss the show because I have no seat? I don't think I like your idea. Maybe you should revise it to address some of my concerns.

Oh here's an idea - how about you just kick it in VIP the whole time or you just attend Stagecoach.

sin213
12-31-2010, 01:00 PM
i'm all for chairs and assigned seating for those that want it.....so long as the chairs are in the parking lot. that way all the dumbass party poopers will be far far away from the real party.

Fig Neutron
12-31-2010, 01:15 PM
When I read the title, I figured Chairs And Assigned Seating was some new band I hadn't heard of.

CrimesceneCookie
12-31-2010, 01:27 PM
Before, I just thought SMA was a fucking morin. This thread has convinced me it's an alias.

http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/1296/original/morans.jpg?1258144221

yeahfontaine
12-31-2010, 01:41 PM
you probably are just too scarred to dance.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_J_DNAUF0oYU/SxNV8nlHR8I/AAAAAAAAB38/Xkld_sv8xdA/s400/deepest%2520scars2_web.jpg

Phantasma Del Mar
12-31-2010, 01:50 PM
SlowMotionApocalypse is my favorite user.

SlowMotionApocalypse
12-31-2010, 02:22 PM
you probably are just too scarred to dance.

I am a white dude. I look silly. It might end up on You Tube.

juloxx
12-31-2010, 02:28 PM
I kinda like this idea...

http://www.waycooldogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/old-man.jpg

untzcrate
12-31-2010, 02:57 PM
Kill yourself.

Please discuss.

BROKENDOLL
12-31-2010, 03:32 PM
I am a white dude. I look silly. It might end up on You Tube.
What? White dudes can't dance?

Bumblebee
12-31-2010, 03:42 PM
Can't wait to see Daft Punk next to the front railing, from the comfort of some plastic patio furniture.

Wheres the beef?
12-31-2010, 04:04 PM
Im all for chairs on an elevated platform. Some shows are just meant to be watched and experienced and don't have to be danced to.

ivankay
12-31-2010, 04:37 PM
Walking around Coachella is way easier than Stagecoach because of the flowing nature of the crowd. Stagecoach is more difficult because people plant themselves down for the day. The seats in the earlier part of the day for SC can be quite depressing. A sea of empty chairs while a band is playing to a crowd beyond the section is a bummer. One thing we all like are the good vibes at Coachella and this will only take it down a few notches. Fuck yo couch...um seats.

BROKENDOLL
12-31-2010, 05:26 PM
Im all for chairs on an elevated platform. Some shows are just meant to be watched and experienced and don't have to be danced to.
Considering the elevated platforms people reach on their own at Coachella, :rolleyes I seriously doubt a chair is gonna make a difference.

BROKENDOLL
12-31-2010, 05:43 PM
Yah, right.
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/HOME%20SWEET%20HOME/FAMILY%20and%20FRIENDS/P1030185.jpg

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/HOME%20SWEET%20HOME/FAMILY%20and%20FRIENDS/P1030304.jpg
I don't fucking think so...

Stickjohn
01-01-2011, 08:10 AM
so that's what the Sahara looks like