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iammrcandyman
12-28-2010, 11:57 PM
Closing.

Sunday night.

In the Sahara.

Kyliediscope
12-28-2010, 11:58 PM
http://blog.amal.net/wp-content/uploads/white_hot_fat_girl_throwing_up.jpg

blackswan89
12-29-2010, 12:04 AM
^ dirtybit...

WhyTheLongFace
12-29-2010, 01:48 AM
That actually makes sense.

Vs. Daft Punk on Main

Huggz
12-29-2010, 02:15 AM
Wow this would fucking suck. I already had low expectations for the Sahara line up but it's now got even lower...

sbessiso
12-29-2010, 02:18 AM
In the Sahara? Really? Is their new stuff supposed to be dancey? I know how ridiculously popular they are but ive somehow been able to avoid their music 100% the past couple years. I have no idea what they sound like now

Huggz
12-29-2010, 02:22 AM
In the Sahara? Really? Is their new stuff supposed to be dancey? I know how ridiculously popular they are but ive somehow been able to avoid their music 100% the past couple years. I have no idea what they sound like now

I am very jealous of you being able to avoid their music. Just when you thought they couldn't get any worse.....this is their new single:

JwQZQygg3Lk

So yeah they're even more dancier now (but in an even more worse way.)

sbessiso
12-29-2010, 02:25 AM
1 minute and 18 seconds. Thats how far I got.

I'm just....shocked at how awful that was. What do the other guys do, just jump around as usual?

iammrcandyman
12-29-2010, 02:31 AM
What do the other guys do, just jump around as usual?

They get the party started!!!!!!
:dumbo:dumbo:dumbo:dumbo:dumbo:dumbo

Kyliediscope
12-29-2010, 02:35 AM
The only thing worse than Black Eyed Peas collectively is Fergie solo. Fergie make me want to shove the q-tips a few inches deeper every time I clean the wax out of my ears just so I can avoid ever hearing her shrill voice.

sbessiso
12-29-2010, 02:37 AM
I hate having to look at her methed out face

GuyInTucson
12-29-2010, 04:25 AM
I nominate this for worst idea ever on these boards.

The Black Eyed Peas haven't been the same since Kim Hill left the group a decade ago. Now they are some pop-non-hip-hip-electro bullshit act with no substance.

If you put them in the Sahara you might as well slap me in the face while repeatedly kicking my dog.

Their 2003 set was one of the worst Coachella acts ever.

keeshonjohnson
12-29-2010, 05:04 AM
1 minute and 18 seconds. Thats how far I got.


I made it to 1 minute 22 seconds - horrible.

edbangme
12-29-2010, 07:16 AM
In the Sahara? Really? Is their new stuff supposed to be dancey? I know how ridiculously popular they are but ive somehow been able to avoid their music 100% the past couple years. I have no idea what they sound like now

well considering they sub-headlined 2 years ago at Ultra I suppose it is, although their music sounds like David Guetta's alias. blah

GuyInTucson
12-29-2010, 07:27 AM
Just because they played at Ultra doesn't mean they are a Sahara act. For example, you wouldn't see Nas and Damian Marley in the Sahara.

edbangme
12-29-2010, 07:34 AM
very true, I was just giving an example of them being semi-edm

HandBanana
12-29-2010, 07:38 AM
Ok. But I want a guarantee that they pee themselves onstage.

edbangme
12-29-2010, 07:53 AM
hahaha, I actually don't mind most of their stuff as a mainstream act but definitely not for Coachella...and Dirty Bit has got to be one of the worst songs I have ever heard...ever

GuyInTucson
12-29-2010, 08:02 AM
http://snyderemarksradio.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/fergie-wet-pants-2.jpg

edbangme
12-29-2010, 08:05 AM
those mediocre beats got her too excited!

juloxx
12-29-2010, 09:10 AM
I shat and puked at the same time when I opened this thread. Stupid mistake on my part. Even as I type I am getting the putrid mix of bodily fluids all over my keyboard. I am hoping somehow it will spew into my computer, get transferred to the internet, and cover this thread

TheRotten42
12-29-2010, 09:21 AM
http://www.pha.jhu.edu/~mspecian/Master%20of%20Arts/images/2005_05_25%20Black%20Eyed%20Peas_jpg.jpg

SlowMotionApocalypse
12-29-2010, 09:41 AM
According to Rolling Stone Magazine they are the most important band right now. And more popular than just about anyone else who would play. Mainstage Saturday headliner or nothing at all.

tyles
12-29-2010, 09:43 AM
http://www.pha.jhu.edu/~mspecian/Master%20of%20Arts/images/2005_05_25%20Black%20Eyed%20Peas_jpg.jpg

This.

HandBanana
12-29-2010, 09:46 AM
I am not at all a fan but I feel compelled, as i always do when they get brought up, to mention that they really do put on a show. Sorta like Hammer. It's lame, but you are entertained. They can definitely put on a high energy terrible show.

Phantasma Del Mar
12-29-2010, 09:47 AM
According to Rolling Stone Magazine they are the most important band right now. And more popular than just about anyone else who would play. Mainstage Saturday headliner or nothing at all.

Fuck Rolling Stone Magazine.

tyles
12-29-2010, 09:53 AM
I am not at all a fan but I feel compelled, as i always do when they get brought up, to mention that they really do put on a show. Sorta like Hammer. It's lame, but you are entertained. They can definitely put on a high energy terrible show.

This too.

edbangme
12-29-2010, 09:55 AM
its true, I had the honor of seeing them lol

ElBlueblazer
12-29-2010, 10:04 AM
http://snyderemarksradio.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/fergie-wet-pants-2.jpg


Haha this was at street scene in san diego. I watched BEP for a bit, while waiting for the white stripes. I noticed the piss from 100 yards away.

HandBanana
12-29-2010, 10:08 AM
I also have to admit that it was bizarrely sorta cool that she OWNED her pissing herself.

She was just like "Yeah I did it. Sup?"

Its gross, but also quite graceful.
She's the new Jackie O. Or the old Jackie Q.

GuyInTucson
12-29-2010, 10:15 AM
According to Rolling Stone Magazine they are the most important band right now. And more popular than just about anyone else who would play. Mainstage Saturday headliner or nothing at all.

I'll take nothing at all

TheRotten42
12-29-2010, 10:27 AM
I also have to admit that it was bizarrely sorta cool that she OWNED her pissing herself.

She was just like "Yeah I did it. Sup?"

Its gross, but also quite graceful.
She's the new Jackie O. Or the old Jackie Q.

Didnt she try to pull it off as an extreally sweaty crotch at first and then when that failed she said that being a preformer on stage in the middle of a set was more important than taking a piss break?

Out of countless shows and festivals with preformers on massive amounts of drugs and so drunk some could bearly stand or sing I have yet to see one actually piss themselves on stage.

GuyInTucson
12-29-2010, 10:36 AM
Didnt she try to pull it off as an extreally sweaty crotch at first and then when that failed she said that being a preformer on stage in the middle of a set was more important than taking a piss break?

Out of countless shows and festivals with preformers on massive amounts of drugs and so drunk some could bearly stand or sing I have yet to see one actually piss themselves on stage.

You're right, she didn't "own it" at all at first. And that doesn't look like a care-free piss-in-the-pants. It looks like she was having leakage issues. If her "set was more important than taking a piss break" then you would have probably seen a bigger piss spot too.

She was trying to hold it back, peed, denied it and tried to play cool about it after.

Plus she has aids.

HandBanana
12-29-2010, 10:39 AM
I stand corrected.

RobertGoulet
12-29-2010, 12:51 PM
Haha this was at street scene in san diego. I watched BEP for a bit, while waiting for the white stripes. I noticed the piss from 100 yards away.

I was there too!!! As I recall wasn't fergie like stumbling around, looking all fucked up and had to be lead off stage (this being AFTER she pissed herself).

I remember all of the san diego radio stations making fun of her the next day, then it went oddly quiet about the incident and I didn't see anymore mention of it. Really good PR team for the black eyed shits

NachoCat
12-29-2010, 12:53 PM
Black Eyed Pees

HandBanana
12-29-2010, 12:55 PM
I lold

TallGuyCM
12-29-2010, 01:04 PM
In the Sahara? Really? Is their new stuff supposed to be dancey?

I was in my cousin's car over Thanksgiving weekend and she put in the new Black Eyed Peas album and after 30 seconds I was all "oh for fuck's sake are they DJs now?" and she was all "yeah!"


The only thing worse than Black Eyed Peas collectively is Fergie solo.

Nickelback is worse.

TheRotten42
12-29-2010, 01:12 PM
Nickelback is worse.

Not by much, but this is true.

noolan
12-29-2010, 01:12 PM
Friday: Kings of Leon

Saturday: Black Eyed Peas

Sunday: Guns and Roses

:nono

SlowMotionApocalypse
12-29-2010, 01:13 PM
Fuck Rolling Stone Magazine.

Haterz keep hatin'...

But they've had their finger on the pulse for going on 4 decades now.

GuyInTucson
12-29-2010, 01:25 PM
Friday: Kings of Leon

Saturday: Black Eyed Peas

Sunday: Guns and Roses

:nono

This would be the worst set of headliners in Coachella history.

HandBanana
12-29-2010, 01:27 PM
Friday: Kings of Leon

Saturday: Black Eyed Peas

Sunday: Guns and Roses

:nono

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TheRotten42
12-29-2010, 01:28 PM
Haterz keep hatin'...

But they've had their finger on the pulse for going on 4 decades now.

Rolling Stone also said Arcade Fire was the new U2.

Just becuase the magazine was relevant to the music scene before the blog was invented and provided to the public for use doesnt mean they are still on point today.


Friday: Kings of Leon

Saturday: Black Eyed Peas

Sunday: Guns and Roses

:nono

If that happens I'll be partying in the parking lot to my car stereo.

noolan
12-29-2010, 01:51 PM
If that happens I'll be partying in the parking lot to my car stereo.

Ever since I bought a pre sale ticket, it is threads like this that scare the crap out of me. I generally do not put faith in much, so this ticket was a giant leap.

TallGuyCM
12-29-2010, 02:10 PM
Haterz keep hatin'...

But they've had their finger on the pulse for going on 4 decades now.

Please tell me this guy is just trolling. You're fucking retarded if you seriously think that.

The pulse of what exactly? Will.i.am was just quoted in their "relevant" magazine saying that the reason the Black Eyed Peas made the new album they did is because "dance music is the only thing that is vibrant right now." :nono

unit300021
12-29-2010, 02:37 PM
I've seen the recently, it was entertaining at best with ear plugs in. That being said if for some unexplained reason they are there it would be on the main stage unless if they scaled back there production and stage set up a lot. Otherwise it will just be to big for the Sahara tent.

GuyInTucson
12-29-2010, 03:07 PM
Please tell me this guy is just trolling. You're fucking retarded if you seriously think that.

The pulse of what exactly? Will.i.am was just quoted in their "relevant" magazine saying that the reason the Black Eyed Peas made the new album they did is because "dance music is the only thing that is vibrant right now." :nono

I think his post is in reference to Rolling Stone, not BEP.

thagorillaz
12-29-2010, 03:10 PM
trolls gonna troll
-tim

TallGuyCM
12-29-2010, 03:12 PM
I think his post is in reference to Rolling Stone, not BEP.

I know it was. The two just went hand in hand in my post.

GuyInTucson
12-29-2010, 03:15 PM
I know it was. The two just went hand in hand in my post.

Fair enough.