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Roadkillhighway951
12-22-2010, 04:25 PM
chuck norris is rehearsing with his new band and he says the band will be ready to tour in april, starting with coachella 2011. on guitar will be jet li, on bass clay aiken's double, on drums pootie tang, on screams jackie chan and bruise lee, pooping wheelie's with a boner john clod van dam. special guests steven seagull smoking fags stay tuned.

juloxx
12-22-2010, 04:51 PM
Pootie Tang should be on vocals. I still have the melody from his radio hit stuck in my head

303dubbin
12-22-2010, 04:59 PM
i guess the only question is... what is chuck playing?

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-22-2010, 06:06 PM
bruise lee, pooping wheelie's with a boner john clod van dam. special guests steven seagull smoking fags stay tuned.

This is wonderful poetry.

stinkbutt
12-22-2010, 07:13 PM
I missed this guy

Cheddar's Cousin
12-23-2010, 05:58 AM
Chuck is going to Kill it!

And you...

And everyone within a 10 mile radius...

Undies
12-23-2010, 07:31 PM
i guess the only question is... what is chuck playing?

roundhouse kicks

Theijuiel
12-23-2010, 07:51 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't play music, the music plays for Chuck Norris.

Boourns
12-23-2010, 08:28 PM
What happened when a volunteer tried to run over him:
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beeerplease
12-23-2010, 11:59 PM
i guess the only question is... what is chuck playing?

Every instrument. All of them.

Gigger
12-24-2010, 04:18 PM
i guess the only question is... what is chuck playing?

The beard.

303dubbin
12-24-2010, 04:19 PM
ha all 3 answers have made me crack up at work

sacleonard
12-24-2010, 06:17 PM
i guess the only question is... what is chuck playing?

The Huckabee.

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/35500/Huckabee-and-Chuck-Norris-Wedding--35996.jpg

juloxx
12-24-2010, 08:58 PM
Does no one get my Pootie Tang reference? I guess I was fooling myself when I thought someone on here was cool enough to get it