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psychic friend
12-21-2010, 01:23 PM
Please write a Haiku about Coachella. One Haiku from this thread will be awarded with this misfit pack of past Coachella T-shirts.

Please submit before 1/3/11. Winner will be contacted via PM sometime on or soon after 1/3 when we get back in the office after the holidays. Winner must post pics of themselves wearing the shirts.

iphone pic
http://coachella.com/forum_images/coachshirts.jpg

full on idle
12-21-2010, 01:25 PM
I used to love you.
Why sell so many tickets?
Now I'm just plain sad.

full on idle
12-21-2010, 01:26 PM
Gentle desert breeze
the falling light of sunset
that tween just flashed me.

full on idle
12-21-2010, 01:27 PM
My favorite band!
What is that awful thumping?
More like the Don't Lab

sonofhal
12-21-2010, 01:29 PM
You might see Daft Punk.
Will You See David Bowie?
I fucking doubt it.

bobchella
12-21-2010, 01:29 PM
Conflicts on Friday.
Can't be in 3 tents at once,
but i've gotta try.

Dustin da DnB Soulja
12-21-2010, 01:32 PM
This year coachella
I hope the rumors are true
Daft Punk is on tour

bassinyoface
12-21-2010, 01:32 PM
a dry desert
a storm of people
a lightning bolt of sound

psychic friend
12-21-2010, 01:33 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

sonofhal
12-21-2010, 01:33 PM
In the Sahara,
Watch out for the Glowruption,
It's all Aidz Needles.

PC-2 Violence
12-21-2010, 01:36 PM
Drug sniffing horses
lead me to the Sahara
dance so fast.

ericpratt
12-21-2010, 01:36 PM
Three days in April
The sun, the sound, the people
United again

Neighborhood Creep
12-21-2010, 01:36 PM
Escape from Wisconsin
To see some great music
And dance non-stop

<3

Aurgasm
12-21-2010, 01:36 PM
April, please come soon.
Sweet desert air filled with sound
Bliss tuned, heaven found.

Mr. Dylanja
12-21-2010, 01:37 PM
"The Don't Lab"

LOL

nighteulogy
12-21-2010, 01:37 PM
Desert sun
Fields of green
Ears set ablazing
Coachella you are missed.

Foucault
12-21-2010, 01:37 PM
Spring to summertime
'Chella breaks the year's timeline
Heat, sweat, tunes sublime

full on idle
12-21-2010, 01:37 PM
Man hold up a sec
I have garbage in my shoe
I think it's cheese sauce

Neighborhood Creep
12-21-2010, 01:38 PM
laughed at almost every one above me. mine's corny

GnarVee
12-21-2010, 01:38 PM
sun soaked palm trees
dessert constellations
we lived.

trixydafairy
12-21-2010, 01:39 PM
1)
give me the shirts then
a walking advertisment
i travel the world

2)
cooch grass for stomping
palm trees and desert surrounds
time of my life- pow!

chairmenmeow47
12-21-2010, 01:39 PM
palm trees envelope
sculptures and sounds all around
happiness within

chairmenmeow47
12-21-2010, 01:40 PM
also corny, but i want coachella shirts in my life :)

Aurgasm
12-21-2010, 01:42 PM
also corny, but i want coachella shirts in my life :)

same 8^)

I LOVE COACHELLA SHIRTS! i've had to explain this to everyone in my office.. sometimes it gets weird, when there are people staring at the lineups on my hoodies and i don't realize I have the hoodie on...

miscorrections
12-21-2010, 01:42 PM
Man a lot of you really need to learn what a haiku is.

heyeric
12-21-2010, 01:43 PM
none of these are haiku's. i will submit my many entries when worthy

TheClares
12-21-2010, 01:43 PM
Help me Coachella,
How much do the thickets cost?
I don't want to camp

psychic friend
12-21-2010, 01:44 PM
Man a lot of you really need to learn what a haiku is.

THIS

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

Aurgasm
12-21-2010, 01:44 PM
none of these are haiku's. i will submit my many entries when worthy

You're wrong.

but for anyone who doesnt want to click, its 5-7-5.

caliwmn760
12-21-2010, 01:46 PM
Hidden oasis
in my anxious universe
never let me down.

chairmenmeow47
12-21-2010, 01:46 PM
same 8^)

I LOVE COACHELLA SHIRTS! i've had to explain this to everyone in my office.. sometimes it gets weird, when there are people staring at the lineups on my hoodies and i don't realize I have the hoodie on...

i always wish i would buy one, but never end up going to the merch booth. the only year i did was 2009 and it just says "coachella" and nothing else. i want that 2004 one so bad!!!

patrips
12-21-2010, 01:47 PM
Oh big wizard man.
Why do you avoid arrest ?
Your junk is so small.

syrinx32123
12-21-2010, 01:48 PM
Vibrant fields of green
Distant mountains, palms nearby
Home to earthly dreams

chairmenmeow47
12-21-2010, 01:51 PM
inner oasis
sensory serenity
fields that feel like home

beeerplease
12-21-2010, 01:51 PM
Where is the bathroom?
I am fucking tripping balls.
Should have gone before.

Aurgasm
12-21-2010, 01:54 PM
i always wish i would buy one, but never end up going to the merch booth. the only year i did was 2009 and it just says "coachella" and nothing else. i want that 2004 one so bad!!!

The one with the coachella train station? I'm wearing it now!

I didn't buy much either but this year I went to the merch sale and got some sweet stuff for like $9 a pop..made it worth while

chairmenmeow47
12-21-2010, 01:54 PM
try to stand up tall,
push self up, but halted by
far away flip-flop

Aurgasm
12-21-2010, 01:54 PM
Oh big wizard man.
Why do you avoid arrest ?
Your junk is so small.

Niceeeee!!!

faxman75
12-21-2010, 01:55 PM
I'm a festival
beauty of landscape and friends
memories that last

sonofhal
12-21-2010, 01:56 PM
Had my fill of beer.
Now stuck in car park for hours,
And I need to pee.

Cancersticks1
12-21-2010, 01:56 PM
Nine of ten toilets
are occupied by e-tards
why not lock the door?

Fourthisto
12-21-2010, 01:57 PM
High Five DeVito
Then split to the Sahara
Must hassle the Hoff

full on idle
12-21-2010, 01:59 PM
Had my fill of beer.
Now stuck in car park for hours,
And I need to pee.
o/\o

Harrisment
12-21-2010, 01:59 PM
Three days in the sun
Music friends and dancing fun
Eat the spicy pie

syrinx32123
12-21-2010, 02:01 PM
Desert Wonderland
The golden sun slowly falls
music comes alive

kayeM
12-21-2010, 02:02 PM
No time for shower..
Line is too long anyways..
Better off dancing...

GeezrRckr
12-21-2010, 02:04 PM
Desert sun
Fields of green
Ears set ablazing
Coachella you are missed.
a new form of haiku...the achoo.

Fourthisto
12-21-2010, 02:06 PM
Horrible haikus
Flow here like Faygo fountains
At ICP shows

DANCE MAGIC
12-21-2010, 02:10 PM
i remember once
at the coolest place on earth
some guy threw a towel

SoulDischarge
12-21-2010, 02:22 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

Overly in depth
explanation is much more
confusing in end

Sigur Ros Stache
12-21-2010, 02:25 PM
Sometimes they like to
Sit in the wet and sometimes
Douchetards run amok

Aurgasm
12-21-2010, 02:31 PM
Overly in depth
explanation is much more
confusing in end

5

7

5

you did it!

SoulDischarge
12-21-2010, 02:34 PM
Misfit t-shirts look
sleek but probably won't fit
my misfit body.

bobert
12-21-2010, 02:40 PM
Seventeen Moras
Not seventeen syllables
What is a Kireji?

thermitesamurai
12-21-2010, 02:54 PM
vodka by the car
can't stop my feet from moving
cultures crucible

daxton
12-21-2010, 03:02 PM
kireji is weird
doesn't make sense in english
got no fucking clue

JoExSaN
12-21-2010, 03:09 PM
The heat is scorching
Yet the night breeze is soothing
No matter we dance

indietron
12-21-2010, 03:20 PM
Oh so beautiful
The best weekend of the year
Coachella I love

Cheddar's Cousin
12-21-2010, 03:21 PM
I hate LCD
that guy just stuck his finger
in that black girl's butt

stifro13
12-21-2010, 03:25 PM
Energy sky high
Visual magic all around
Beats infect my soul

I<3coachella

75 Miles
12-21-2010, 03:27 PM
This place is my home
A pale man forgot sunblock
I see Speedo guys

ficklecycle
12-21-2010, 03:28 PM
Coachella Valley
Get me to the Sahara
Oh no, Tiesto

JustSteve
12-21-2010, 03:37 PM
oh porta potty
my bowels are saying yes
but my nose says no

darthlaker
12-21-2010, 03:37 PM
beautiful light in the sky,
palm tree sunset,
music touches my soul

jsnake0123
12-21-2010, 03:39 PM
Vast hot polo fields
Sunset transforms the landscape
With the night comes fun

JustSteve
12-21-2010, 03:40 PM
no david bowie
no radiohead either
i am not going

75 Miles
12-21-2010, 03:42 PM
Music bonded us
so many unmet strangers
are my closest friends

JustSteve
12-21-2010, 03:42 PM
single day tickets
are now a thing of the past
stop fucking asking

DANCE MAGIC
12-21-2010, 04:15 PM
how much are thickets?
what if someone makes a crime -
while i dance so fast?

Soul Kiss
12-21-2010, 04:28 PM
musical party
a gathering of tribes
heavens on earth

DANCE MAGIC
12-21-2010, 04:38 PM
first post is haiku:
ive been doing this for years -
or not, but will lie

DANCE MAGIC
12-21-2010, 04:40 PM
they asked me to work
i said i cant work - no way
i came to party.

Grant
12-21-2010, 04:42 PM
single day tickets
are now a thing of the past
stop fucking asking

win

quanah star
12-21-2010, 04:43 PM
High as I can be from the top of the ferris wheel.

I can see it all.

sbessiso
12-21-2010, 04:46 PM
they asked me to work
i said i cant work - no way
i came to party.

Kraftwerk was awesome
Portishead destroyed us but,
This is Prince's House

jeffe
12-21-2010, 04:47 PM
i saw a guy puke
i saw a streaker run by.
matt & kim rocked it!

Grant
12-21-2010, 04:48 PM
We waited all year
To frolic like the palm trees
Happy Coachella

jeffe
12-21-2010, 04:49 PM
thank you for asking
sorry i don't have papers
smoke away new friend!

jeffe
12-21-2010, 04:53 PM
deadmau5 rocked my world
muse, gorillaz, and the rest.
what a great first fest!

jimmycrackcorn
12-21-2010, 05:33 PM
most cannot spell it
seventy thousand attend
don't ever end it

GrossMagic
12-21-2010, 05:44 PM
smiles ear to ear
discovering fresh music
spread the energy

GrossMagic
12-21-2010, 05:51 PM
stole a little from karin:

open atmosphere
sun beating down upon me
please do take me there

nathanfairchild
12-21-2010, 05:53 PM
monkeys monkeys yeah
Coachella is more fun than
a barrel of them

fikus222
12-21-2010, 05:53 PM
My favorite band!
What is that awful thumping?
More like the Don't Lab

This is still the best haiku here.

KickerConspiracy
12-21-2010, 06:18 PM
This is still the best haiku here.

Agreed. The Don't Lab is the winnah

greghead
12-21-2010, 06:28 PM
Dearest Coachella
You dance in my dreams nightly
Can't wait to come home

anonimouse
12-21-2010, 06:34 PM
pretty much sums up my camping experience last year, blah blah not real haiku


dear bros, please refrain
from singing sublime all night
no really, just stop

and then just when they FINALLY stop around 6am, the neighbors behind us returned...

whos blasting music?
REO speedwagon? christ
next year get hotel

stinkbutt
12-21-2010, 06:44 PM
Hello Paul Tollet
Thanks for the great times years past
pooped in your shoe

eturnol
12-21-2010, 06:59 PM
cold December nights...
bring anticipation for
warm Coachella days

Hannahrain
12-21-2010, 07:16 PM
A dozen damn times
I have told you that hydrant
Isn't Devito.

Fourthisto
12-21-2010, 07:38 PM
A frozen mind thaws
With mere thoughts of Indio
Anticipation

JustSteve
12-21-2010, 08:06 PM
Deserts are real hot
Where's the frozen lemonade
No justice no peace

JustSteve
12-21-2010, 08:08 PM
churros lemonade
i love spicy pie pizza
nom nom nom nom nom

Grant
12-21-2010, 08:09 PM
JustSteve is going to win

GrossMagic
12-21-2010, 08:38 PM
half naked women
fuck each other with churros
rolling balls light show

BayAreaIsBetter
12-21-2010, 08:44 PM
we watch and listen
play together in the sun
incarnate us dream

srsaudio
12-21-2010, 08:45 PM
cohen sunset show
boys dont cry who needs pa
indio april

SoulDischarge
12-21-2010, 08:59 PM
Metal fingers slit
fleshy forests of delight
Also Coachella.

anonimouse
12-21-2010, 09:09 PM
elusive sandal
i can see but cannot grasp
oh fuck not youtube!

zenidogx
12-21-2010, 09:10 PM
What's your largest size?
Never mind, I don't need them.
Poster giveaway?

zenidogx
12-21-2010, 09:14 PM
My entry was real.
I do love winning free shit.
I'll share with homies.

digitaldragon03
12-21-2010, 11:13 PM
Where is the line up?
How much do the thickets cost?
I dont want to camp.

EDIT:
Help me Coachella,
How much do the thickets cost?
I don't want to camp

Damn you.

heyeric
12-21-2010, 11:48 PM
elusive sandal
i can see but cannot grasp
oh fuck not youtube!

hahaha

nahuatldream
12-22-2010, 12:03 AM
the naked wizard
was quite the sight to behold
his wiener was not

sonofhal
12-22-2010, 04:14 AM
Julian Assange
knows the Coachella lineup.
Why won't he tell me?

syrinx32123
12-22-2010, 04:28 AM
Julian Assange
knows the Coachella lineup.
Why won't he tell me?

hahaha

Boourns
12-22-2010, 04:47 AM
what about shirts for
misshapes and mistakes raised on
broken biscuits, oh

hellish visuals
shrooms and distored vocals
cowering in fear

little dragon beats
mesmerizing soulful voice
best set no one saw

Why is Sean Penn here?
Talking about baby rape?
He's Buzz Killington.

Forget Aoki,
can we ban those retarded
tweens begging for "rolls"?

Will the barbecue
Taste as divine as it smells?
Holy monk, it does!

Monklish had listed
The Stones but deleted them.
Bowie is confirmed.

No Bowie handjobs
In twenty-eleven, but
B-Flow gay orgy.

Fourthisto
12-22-2010, 06:03 AM
Exit one three nine
South off of Interstate 10
Leads one to heaven

Boourns
12-22-2010, 06:21 AM
Get lost in thickets?
on't ontact oachella ides.
Dogfort will send help.

yeahfontaine
12-22-2010, 07:35 AM
Palm frond sunset wanes
Dark envelops us slowly
What will the night bring?

Still-ill
12-22-2010, 08:24 AM
Lice live in my pits,
Someone grab the iodine,
and the fine-toothed comb

Still-ill
12-22-2010, 08:33 AM
Don't take off your shirt
Three days of stench quarantine
Don't ruin this set

guedita
12-22-2010, 08:40 AM
Oh wow, sweet shades bro.
Now I don't think you're rolling
Oh--yup--FIST PUMP TIME.

chairmenmeow47
12-22-2010, 08:44 AM
sup with them titties
it's boss time in my pussy
do not ask his name

guedita
12-22-2010, 08:45 AM
Look at that palm tree.
Shut up, Thom Yorke is singing.
But it looks so weird!

Still-ill
12-22-2010, 08:46 AM
Guedita's one dream?
I think it's fist-pump fever
Just east of L.A.

guedita
12-22-2010, 08:50 AM
Ban Steve Aoki
From the Sahara, or else
FEEL THE BOARDIE'S RATH.

thom cobain
12-22-2010, 09:02 AM
as the sun goes down
the palms swaying in the wind
they take the stage, win.

faxman75
12-22-2010, 09:03 AM
A cali weekend
musical masterpieces
aural fixations

oftheheartofthesoul
12-22-2010, 09:07 AM
Apocalyptic
dance party ensues as lips
make way across neck.

TomAz
12-22-2010, 09:11 AM
Hey Mike, get your cam
I've got to get running now
Gang of Four is on.

Rajah
12-22-2010, 09:13 AM
Under the Spring Sun
Empire Polo Fields Will Swell
With Daft Paul and Friends

anti-square
12-22-2010, 09:14 AM
there's food back at camp
I fucking love ins and outs
Shit I missed Phoenix

TomAz
12-22-2010, 09:15 AM
Too many people
I can't see Thom Yorke at all
Clusterfuckchella.

anti-square
12-22-2010, 09:18 AM
Yeah bro Coachella!
A bunch of bitches and beer,
Who's on stage playing?

anti-square
12-22-2010, 09:21 AM
Three places at once
ThomYorkePlastikmanPavement
QUANTUM MECHANICS

anti-square
12-22-2010, 09:28 AM
Three days why shower?
running around like a nut
I gots painful rash :(

Fourthisto
12-22-2010, 09:34 AM
Wristband me now, Lord
Lemon slush über Alles
Get out of my tent

full on idle
12-22-2010, 10:23 AM
When some cornball wins
this contest with a butt-kiss
I will laugh aloud

anti-square
12-22-2010, 10:29 AM
Quit bullshittin yo
go and project via contest
realtalk keeps it real

Cheddar's Cousin
12-22-2010, 10:52 AM
Yes, I am a Bro
Tiesto touched my butthole
now I am complete

Bud Luster
12-22-2010, 11:09 AM
sup with them titties
it's boss time in my pussy
do not ask his name

this must win.

Fourthisto
12-22-2010, 11:14 AM
Despite Neil Finn's rage
The machine's fans throw water
Double you tee eff

Still-ill
12-22-2010, 11:16 AM
Leonard Cohen comes
Fill mine woman with desire
Bernardo lain easy

Fourthisto
12-22-2010, 11:25 AM
Turn off all the lights
And cut the power on stage
The Cure just don't care

Cheddar's Cousin
12-22-2010, 02:41 PM
I am confused here.
will the best Haiku win it?
or is it random?

daxton
12-22-2010, 03:08 PM
if you read first post
it is indeed confusing
maybe the worst wins

yeahfontaine
12-22-2010, 03:19 PM
The funniest wins
As always, lack of wit sucks
Wish I were smarter

grind
12-22-2010, 03:20 PM
Wake early morning
Something that can't be explained
On the field, now breathe

Fourthisto
12-22-2010, 05:43 PM
Concession worker
Salted this pretzel to hell
I said a little

grind
12-22-2010, 05:44 PM
My eyes wide open
FLASH FLASH FLASH FLASH FLASH FLASH FLASH
Never smiled so much



(yes "smiled" is one syllable)

discobotica
12-22-2010, 05:53 PM
headliners and sun
wait for line-up patiently
I just want my friends

BayAreaIsBetter
12-22-2010, 05:53 PM
She play loud the sun
on nerves end love love laugh love
coachella sweet heart

ivankay
12-22-2010, 05:54 PM
Hey Mike, get your cam
I've got to get running now
Gang of Four is on.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/edited-run-coachella-2005--large-msg-121324522739.jpg
These have to go together.

koryp
12-22-2010, 07:50 PM
Mexican standoff
a complete and utter fail
Fuck all y'all bitchezzz

UltiMatt
12-22-2010, 07:53 PM
I heart UltiMatt
*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*
What is Coachella?

psychic friend
12-22-2010, 08:22 PM
lots of fun haikus
u know the shirts are misfits?
winner will find out

daxton
12-22-2010, 08:36 PM
no shower whole time
can't wait in line three hours
next time renting house

koryp
12-22-2010, 09:02 PM
Roller Skating fun
meet up never happened but
my ass still hurts lots

daxton
12-22-2010, 09:08 PM
met boy in skate line
was hammered and fell a lot
skated hand in hand

koryp
12-22-2010, 09:12 PM
Tickets are purchased
we're looking for the right flight
see you in April

BayAreaIsBetter
12-22-2010, 09:21 PM
warm green noise in spring
time in youth in love in dream
lay me down to sleep

daxton
12-22-2010, 09:23 PM
uhaul is packed up
moving home after christmas
see you pre-april

sfaudiogeek
12-22-2010, 11:43 PM
blinding sun, big sound
people are all things at once
friendship at its best

sfaudiogeek
12-22-2010, 11:46 PM
he she it we they
let's get together and play
me thinks it's all good

sfaudiogeek
12-22-2010, 11:50 PM
i'm old oh no old
parents tent for me today
oh, there is not one?

fiopadp7791
12-23-2010, 12:20 AM
Minnesota thaw
Happens every April
At the polo fields

bobert
12-23-2010, 12:59 AM
Mountains pink at dusk
Gorgeous music. Perfection
Must capture in phone

BROKENDOLL
12-23-2010, 01:42 AM
Suffacated is
helping with my haiku
so I can win this.

whatupdude
12-23-2010, 01:46 AM
ode to coachella:


why do i love you?
because you are better than
outside lands... sometimes.

BROKENDOLL
12-23-2010, 01:48 AM
Everytime I
see a picture of Tom's man boobs
I get so damn hot.

BROKENDOLL
12-23-2010, 01:51 AM
One weekend each year
Put priorities aside
Coachella is here!

whatupdude
12-23-2010, 01:55 AM
my bad cotton mouth
it knows no satiety
hurts like my wallet

BROKENDOLL
12-23-2010, 02:02 AM
Rotation Slim Wang
finally got his ass banned
hasn't it been nice?

BROKENDOLL
12-23-2010, 02:32 AM
Peace, love, unity,
go hand in hand with respect
Now let's all hold hands.

BROKENDOLL
12-23-2010, 02:59 AM
Why the fuck am I
the amphetamine vacuum
on this message board?

El.C.Dub
12-23-2010, 03:19 AM
Not too late, I hope
But those shirts will bring more joy
Than all other gifts

TomAz
12-23-2010, 04:34 AM
lots of fun haikus
u know the shirts are misfits?
winner will find out

Oh I get it now
This is a hint re lineup
Misfits on Friday

El.C.Dub
12-23-2010, 04:58 AM
or none of them fit, i.e. they are all random sizes. like XXL and smalls.

TomAz
12-23-2010, 05:54 AM
captain obvious
all posts here fit a form, yes?
yours is not haiku

Sigur Ros Stache
12-23-2010, 06:17 AM
Herbie and Rudolph
Were misfits and ran away
but left their t shirts

Cheddar's Cousin
12-23-2010, 07:01 AM
Where is Passive Theory?
On the rail, just like always.
Can't you see the 'fro?

BROKENDOLL
12-23-2010, 07:18 AM
I am Passive's Fro
I am with him at each show
you know, like velcro.

grind
12-23-2010, 07:38 AM
Deeply inhale air
Rush into porta-potty
Will not breathe till done

ivankay
12-23-2010, 07:58 AM
drive in a golf cart
looking for Carpoolchella
happy winners all

ivankay
12-23-2010, 08:02 AM
hot sun going down
magic time makes best pictures
orange, red, purple skies

ivankay
12-23-2010, 08:04 AM
come for the group shot
in front of the Sahara
awesome, a lot showed

BROKENDOLL
12-23-2010, 09:12 AM
If I had 2 cents
for each stupid post I've made
I'd be fucking rich.

Inthecolumbiagorge
12-23-2010, 09:14 AM
We waited all year
To frolic like the palm trees
Happy Coachella

:-)

Fourthisto
12-23-2010, 09:21 AM
That baby has been
Drained of all tomato juice
Next up : Trent Reznor

koryp
12-23-2010, 09:25 AM
If I had 2 cents
for each stupid post I've made
I'd be fucking rich.

Two hundred dollars
And thirty eight more does not
Make one rich BD

Inthecolumbiagorge
12-23-2010, 09:32 AM
These are my "I can hardly wait for Coachella hiaku's:-)

Anticipation! Counting down the months weeks days. Nothing else comes close:-)

New photo each day - counting down the weeks and days - one hundred thirteen!

I can barely wait! Music, friends, sunshine. What could be better?

And one for the jokesters:

Thickets on sale yet? You are gonna get raped! Monklish was a dick!

Egull
12-23-2010, 11:39 AM
Careful what you do
If naked they will tase you
If drunk then no shoe

fikus222
12-23-2010, 11:41 AM
^ Nice!

syrinx32123
12-23-2010, 12:36 PM
Dear golf cart driver,
please try to run me over,
free tickets for life!

ng123
12-23-2010, 01:02 PM
hipsters everywhere
but i dont care cuz im here!
i love coachella

Egull
12-23-2010, 02:18 PM
I hate the hipsters
I also hate the ravers
I'm a hip raver

Fourthisto
12-23-2010, 03:53 PM
That cat Morrissey
Hopes we are cooking humans
Is he a zombie?

Jesk13
12-23-2010, 04:14 PM
If your favorite week
isn't that of Coachella;
inconsequential.

Jesk13
12-23-2010, 04:15 PM
Pack the car and drive,
tent, pillow, sunscreen and rum.
Time for Coachella.

zenidogx
12-24-2010, 09:46 AM
Madonna is here?
That is pretty cool, I guess.
I'll be at Mogwai!

grind
12-24-2010, 11:47 AM
Rustle shuffle zip
Step grab stretch squint chomp smooth slurp
Wake up on the field

apachedino
12-24-2010, 12:32 PM
Kickoff to summer
Enter and enjoy the sounds
Friends from all around


Damn I want these shirts so bad!

daxton
12-24-2010, 03:53 PM
four day party time
make music make babies but
don't screw in grant's tent

Cheddar's Cousin
12-24-2010, 04:22 PM
Damn, I want these shirts
So bad I'll write a Haiku
and try to win them.

Fourthisto
12-25-2010, 10:35 PM
Tempting as it is
To fast forward to April
Don't waste life away

sfaudiogeek
12-26-2010, 12:59 PM
blinding sun, big sound
people are all things at once
friendship at its best

sfaudiogeek
12-26-2010, 01:00 PM
he she it we they
let's get together and play
me thinks it's all good

sfaudiogeek
12-26-2010, 01:00 PM
i'm old and so hot
parents tent for me today
oh, there is not one?

Egull
12-26-2010, 03:45 PM
This one is called, "The Coachella Message Board"

Every single year
It's the same, awesome lineup
But still they complain

Theijuiel
12-27-2010, 09:11 AM
Once upon a field
David Bowie sang his tunes
Oh, a dream came true

synth-drop
12-27-2010, 10:08 AM
i cant feel my face
i do have spicy pie though
best weekend ever

TheRotten42
12-27-2010, 10:20 AM
Oh you haven't heard?
There are masses of people
lost in the music.

TomAz
12-27-2010, 10:58 AM
We waited all year
To frolic like the palm trees
Happy Coachella

palm trees can't frolic
they can just sway back and forth
they are just plants, duh

TomAz
12-27-2010, 11:00 AM
Two hundred dollars
And thirty eight more does not
Make one rich BD

this is the best one
that I have read here so far
except for my posts

GuyInTucson
12-27-2010, 11:26 AM
Help me Coachella,
How much do the thickets cost?
I don't want to camp



This wins ^^

TheRotten42
12-27-2010, 11:45 AM
Let's all take some acid
Let's all take some ecstasy
Oh shit, there's a nark.

Grant
12-27-2010, 12:40 PM
palm trees can't frolic
they can just sway back and forth
they are just plants, duh

lol!!!

TomAz
12-27-2010, 01:22 PM
Let's all take some acid
Let's all take some ecstasy
Oh shit, there's a nark.

it's five seven five
your first line has six, dumbass
learn to count better

TheRotten42
12-27-2010, 02:01 PM
it's five seven five
your first line has six, dumbass
learn to count better

so five seven five
like the number of guys your
mom takes on each night

TomAz
12-27-2010, 02:11 PM
so five seven five
like the number of guys your mom
takes on each night

you stupid asshole
where did you learn to count, huh?
you fucked up again

psychic friend
12-27-2010, 02:28 PM
lol

fikus222
12-27-2010, 02:39 PM
Nicely done Tom.

TheRotten42
12-27-2010, 02:47 PM
yeah i agree Im over it and pulling that last one

senditinabox
12-30-2010, 08:08 AM
The
Artistic
dreams...
Musical
realities...
Melting
in
the
sun.

-jungle joe

eskamo951
12-30-2010, 08:57 PM
Warm desert breezes
Tall, silouetted palm trees
Is it April, please?

captncrzy
12-30-2010, 09:16 PM
Run to Sahara
Must pass by the wet do-lab
Look! Look at the whores!

captncrzy
12-30-2010, 09:20 PM
Where is the lineup?
Lineup sucks. Where are set times?
Fucking set times suck.

captncrzy
12-30-2010, 09:25 PM
Courtney showed some flesh
Inside the Nude Photos thread
Boners everywhere

ivankay
12-30-2010, 09:47 PM
what did you just say?
i missed some menacing flesh
no boner for me

algunz
12-30-2010, 10:21 PM
Energy flows through
Tongue slides across sun kissed lips
music pulses clean

captncrzy
12-31-2010, 08:41 AM
No nude flesh for Mike
He was walking Disneyland
Seeing snotty kids

BROKENDOLL
12-31-2010, 10:50 AM
The last time I did
this, I spent the afternoon
doing it some more...

BROKENDOLL
12-31-2010, 10:58 AM
Daft Punky Junkie
surrounded by these monkeys
makes me a misfit?

Cheddar's Cousin
01-01-2011, 09:49 AM
Give me the shirts now
this haiku is the best one
i am the master

ng123
01-01-2011, 02:17 PM
music, sun, palm trees
its californication
sunglasses, shorts, FUN!

ng123
01-01-2011, 02:25 PM
sunset and palm trees
a retreat in the desert
music oasis

BROKENDOLL
01-01-2011, 03:51 PM
Run to Sahara
Must pass by the wet do-lab
Look! Look at the whores!


Courtney showed some flesh
Inside the Nude Photos thread
Boners everywhere

So? Do-Lab has whores
but if Courtney shows some flesh
boners are okay?

whatupdude
01-02-2011, 08:26 PM
dont book rhianna
gaga, or the black eyed peas.
daft punk jams a must!

BROKENDOLL
01-02-2011, 10:10 PM
Blow my mind Daft Punk
you know, One More Time again
I'm thinking April...

Fourthisto
01-03-2011, 08:09 AM
Fingertip peace sign
Form a heart, touch palms, clasp hands
Grounds open PLURsday

phonographer
01-03-2011, 10:54 AM
Not before today, but I'll try anyways.

My wristband faded,
Myself extremely jaded,
Only Coachella.

Neighborhood Creep
01-03-2011, 04:04 PM
Who won this shit
Just give them to me
I'll wear them

psychic friend
01-03-2011, 04:21 PM
winner will be contacted via PM sometime on or soon after 1/3

I have 2 weeks of work to catch up on. so be patient.

BROKENDOLL
01-03-2011, 05:31 PM
Dani works so hard
and puts up with all our shit
she's gotta be nuts!

BROKENDOLL
01-03-2011, 05:39 PM
I just posted my
twelve thousandth post on this board.
Is that pathetic?

Veloco22
01-03-2011, 05:51 PM
just a little bit
but surely not as bad as
being a lurker

BROKENDOLL
01-03-2011, 05:56 PM
Ten thousand of them
probably just got ignored.
Can I haz re-count?

TomAz
01-07-2011, 01:32 PM
did anybody
win this poetic contest?
I know I did not.

psychic friend
01-07-2011, 01:34 PM
yes. and per the initial post the winner is supposed to post pics of them wearing the shirts. lets see if they follow through.

BROKENDOLL
01-07-2011, 01:39 PM
yes. and per the initial post the winner is supposed to post pics of them wearing the shirts. lets see if they follow through.
That's fine. See if I
ever play this stupid game
again on the board.

ivankay
01-07-2011, 02:48 PM
yes. and per the initial post the winner is supposed to post pics of them wearing the shirts. lets see if they follow through.

Just got them. i'll try to get a picture up soon.

oh wait...

i just got the shirts
thanks Dani and Goldenvoice
picture coming soon

foxydj
01-07-2011, 04:08 PM
our oasis in the sun
the ultimate festival experience has just begun
sun and fun for everyone

Stickjohn
01-07-2011, 04:43 PM
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ivankay
01-08-2011, 03:22 PM
Just got them. i'll try to get a picture up soon.

oh wait...

i just got the shirts
thanks Dani and Goldenvoice
picture coming soon

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs076.snc6/168645_494093831714_685531714_6336770_1239286_n.jp g

daxton
01-08-2011, 03:31 PM
ivankay, what was your haiku that kicked all our haiku's asses?

ivankay
01-08-2011, 03:42 PM
the email told me
group shot haiku won me shirts
got me? look below:

come for the group shot
in front of the Sahara
awesome, a lot showed

Neighborhood Creep
01-08-2011, 03:43 PM
congrats on the win

Neighborhood Creep
01-08-2011, 03:44 PM
now that i lost
my brains will be splattered
against the wall

algunz
01-08-2011, 09:47 PM
Fixed!!!!