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DeltaSigChi4
03-04-2007, 06:16 PM
1 - Official Passport [USA]
1 - Kenneth Cole leather wallet
1 - Bulge of money w/ random misc American and Canadian loose change
2 - sets of key rings w/ keys
1 - chapstick

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tessalasset
03-04-2007, 06:18 PM
delta you're going down

Hannahrain
03-04-2007, 06:21 PM
1 - set of scalped tickets [USA]
1 - "pretentious phrases" dictionary
1 - attempt at compensation for inadequacy
2 - attitude problems
1 - false sense of importance

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and a partridge in a fucking pear tree.


dickwad.

tessalasset
03-04-2007, 06:30 PM
i like hannah.

Hannahrain
03-04-2007, 06:33 PM
thank you.

thinnerair
03-04-2007, 06:36 PM
1pk Marlboro Lights
1 red bic lighter
1 Single Ride Metro Card
1 ticket stub for Black Snake Moan
75 cents
cell phone
1 receipt from supermarket
$16

Alchemy
03-04-2007, 06:43 PM
I like you too, Hannah. I've enjoyed having you as my signature... Unfortunatly, it seems like there is another April 27... Who the hell plays on April 27, and does not play Coachella!?

Mr.Nipples
03-04-2007, 06:44 PM
an 1/8 of reefer
green bic lighter
pack of those crappy cellulose papers
receipt for a colt .38 super pistol firearm
greyhound bus ticket
address for deltasigchi4's residence...

jackstraw94086
03-04-2007, 06:59 PM
a roll of quarters

Hannahrain
03-04-2007, 07:00 PM
a roll of quarters

well I have to say I'm a little dissapointed... I thought this was going quite well.

Yablonowitz
03-04-2007, 07:01 PM
I have the shopping list I brought with me to Target today:

Cat food
Cat litter
Cracklin' Oat Bran
Liquid Plummer

Yablonowitz
03-04-2007, 07:01 PM
a roll of quarters

Nah, you're just happy to read my posts.

All That I Am
03-04-2007, 07:10 PM
1 black leather wallet with RAMONES stiched all over it
1 cell phone
1 zune (brown)
a buck 18 in change
crumpled up receipt
a napkin for some reason
1 set of keys
1 post it note that says "I wanna have your ass for dinner"

keriann
03-04-2007, 07:13 PM
Muni pass
Aveeno lip balm
a piece of paper reminding me where my bus stop was to get home
cash money
a couple quarters
passport
Midlake ticket
bank card
piece of wintermint Orbit gum
keys

Courtney
03-04-2007, 07:15 PM
some lint

My purse is much more interesting than my pockets.

woogie846
03-04-2007, 08:06 PM
I did have chapstick, a cell phone, and a thing full of gift cards, but I've been in my pajamas all day.

SojuGorae
03-04-2007, 08:21 PM
- Spearmint Rhino promo cards I got off the streets on my way out from Cabo Cantina

- Receipt from Cabo Cantina

- Burberry wallet

- Samsung mobile phone

- Clippers vs. Pacers ticket stub

- Theater stub for Black Snake Moan

- Receipt from Father's Office, a bar in Santa Monica

AEversW
03-04-2007, 08:22 PM
keys
burts bees wax
wallet with 2 dollars in it
receipt for MLB 07 the show for PS2!
condom wrapper.

Alchemy
03-04-2007, 08:27 PM
Some people have way too much crap in their pockets.

I have lint.

MarkO
03-04-2007, 08:40 PM
gum & my cellphone.

fortydollarsworthofmeat
03-04-2007, 08:56 PM
there is nothing in my pockets.

some of you guys carry your passport with you at all times?

nothingman00
03-04-2007, 09:10 PM
Deltaksig. Just get up and brow, I gave yu the benefit of the doubt, but you;re the exact type of guy I hate; I'll let my girfriend beat your ass.

nothingman00
03-04-2007, 09:11 PM
I can;t see many of my kees so don;t expect perfection;

Omar1
03-04-2007, 09:15 PM
the ' is right after the ; just sayin......

SWEETSHIVERBURN
03-04-2007, 09:51 PM
$20
work keys
cell
ipod
hand salive..burts bee stuff
drawning my son made

keriann
03-04-2007, 09:52 PM
some of you guys carry your passport with you at all times?
I lost my driver's license so I've been carrying my passport as ID. Since May. Yes, I am lame.

Also I avoid carrying a purse whenever possible, especially to shows. So that's why I have so much shit in my pockets.

SometimesNJ
03-04-2007, 09:53 PM
1pk Marlboro Lights
1 red bic lighter
1 Single Ride Metro Card
1 ticket stub for Black Snake Moan
75 cents
cell phone
1 receipt from supermarket
$16

how was black snake moan? lame?

bballarl
03-04-2007, 09:55 PM
Yablo, Crackling Oat Bran is the shit.

dorkfish
03-04-2007, 10:07 PM
Muni pass
Aveeno lip balm
a piece of paper reminding me where my bus stop was to get home
cash money
a couple quarters
passport
Midlake ticket
bank card
piece of wintermint Orbit gum
keys
why do you have your passport?

keriann
03-04-2007, 10:09 PM
please see post #26

Andrew, it wasn't a good idea to mention Crackling Oat Bran and the word shit in the same sentence.

bballarl
03-04-2007, 10:10 PM
Crackling Oat Bran is an excellent cereal product.

jimmycrackcorn
03-04-2007, 10:11 PM
<pockets are empty...

Pixiessp
03-04-2007, 10:13 PM
Driver's License
Longs Employee Discount card
AAA car insurance card
Simone's Coffee card
ATM card
$10 dollar bill
and I found a dinner roll in the pocket of my Pixies hoodie.

fortydollarsworthofmeat
03-05-2007, 07:31 AM
and I found a dinner roll in the pocket of my Pixies hoodie.

hahahah

TomAz
03-05-2007, 07:43 AM
Bulge of money

I told you before Delta. No one cares how much money you make parking cars at the strip club.

adamnikyo
03-05-2007, 08:08 AM
1 slim leather wallet of the brand Fossil
1 driver's license
1 expired military ID
1 BofA Visa check card
1 USAA Mastercard
1 Bofa Visa credit card
1 Chevron gas card
1 Aetna heath insurance card
1 State Farm vehicle insurance card
1 voter registration card
1 Chapstick brand lip balm (with SPF 15)
1 Lexar 1GB usb drive
$47 (2 $20s, 1 $5 and 2 $1s)
1 set of keys
Key for '99 Honda Accord
remote for Accord
1 key for my house
1 key for my parent's house
1 unknown key (possibly for an old apartment)
1 key for the communications room in my building at work

justinaqui
03-05-2007, 08:13 AM
a bunch of lottery tickets and no money.

DeltaSigChi4
03-05-2007, 11:58 AM
New day, new contents to be revealed ....

1-Kenneth Cole Leather Wallet
1-Texas Instruments Calculator
1-Official Passport [US]
1-Chapstick
2-Set of Keys
1-Permanent Black Marker
1-Black Pen
1-Silver Mechanical Pencil
1-Student ID
3-Bulges of Money w/ misc US and Canadian loose change

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chairmenmeow47
03-05-2007, 11:59 AM
nothing in my pockets.

my purse would require it's own thread, it's huge!

amyzzz
03-05-2007, 12:02 PM
nothing in my pockets.

my purse would require it's own thread, it's huge!
Ditto.

psychic friend
03-05-2007, 12:06 PM
1. mellow yellow wallet/coin purse thingy
2. 23 cents loose change
3. doggy poo bags
4. keys
5. cell phone

DeltaSigChi4
03-05-2007, 12:08 PM
And in the spirit of Adamnikyo, I'll reveal deeper into my wallet ...

1-Kenneth Cole Leather Wallet

Expired Mil ID
Driver's License [PR]
Cannery Casino Player Card
USAA Member Card
Heart-shaped Origami Dollar Bill
Expired MNF-I Security Badge
Expired U.S. Embassy Badge
Delta Fraternity Badge
BancWest Investment Business Card
Honda Care Roadside Assistance Card
First Hawai'ian Bank Checkcard
USAA Mastercard
AT&T Global Pre-paid Card x 2
Expired Costco Gold Star Member Card
Military Star Card
Harrah's Total Rewards Card
15 euros [1 10 bill, 1 5 bill]


3-Bulges of Money w/ misc US and Canadian loose change

910$ [9 100 bills, 10 1 bills]
61$ [3 20 bills, 1 1 bill]
6$ [1 5 bills, 1 1 bill]
1.18$ in U.S. change [4 quarters, 1 dime, 1 nickel, 3 pennies], .25$ in Canadian [1 quarter]


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TomAz
03-05-2007, 12:09 PM
you're a dick.

amyzzz
03-05-2007, 12:10 PM
Someone seriously needs to mug Delta and divide up the booty for extra Coachella cash.

Monko
03-05-2007, 12:11 PM
i got a lighter and some fuzz in my pockets, not to exciting

Hannahrain
03-05-2007, 12:14 PM
I have no pockets, but if I did, they'd be filled with disdain.

TomAz
03-05-2007, 12:14 PM
so where do you keep your disdain then?

Hannahrain
03-05-2007, 12:16 PM
Everything important goes in the bra.

TomAz
03-05-2007, 12:27 PM
so you pad your bra with disdain. Are you sure you're not English?

Hannahrain
03-05-2007, 12:31 PM
I'm positive. I pad one side with disdain, and the other side with dental hygiene.





Cheap shot. I know.

TomAz
03-05-2007, 12:32 PM
I'm trying to picture that. it's not working.

Hannahrain
03-05-2007, 12:34 PM
You can't usually tell, save for the occasional bit of floss hanging out the side.

TomAz
03-05-2007, 12:36 PM
http://www.tmcc.edu/dental/hygiene/graphics/dh-program-poster.jpg

blakely
03-05-2007, 12:50 PM
1.One Wallet thats says, "Bad Mother Fucker":
-expired Disneyland Annual Pass
-current Disneyland Annual Pass
-overdrafted Wells Fargo Card
-Porbation officer's card
-demolished bamboozle ticket
-blank AA card
-Orange County Public Library card
-Amtrak Guest Rewards card
-my sister's business card

2.Cellphone

3.Invisible Children Bracelet

4.Matches

5.One hand, while the other ones givin' a high five....

Yablonowitz
03-05-2007, 01:01 PM
I can't stand the fact that I participate in decent threads started by a dolt. I feel cheap and used and full of self-hatred.

1. Tissue (you know, kleenex)
2. Keys
3. .25 mg xanax in a sandwich bag
4. Wallet
1 check for $12.50 - Fantasy baseball payment I need to deposit.
1 five punch discount card for Cost Cutters
1 business card for Qwest Senior Retail Sales Associate Brent Losing (going in the trash as soon as I'm done typing).
1 Junga Juice stamp card with two stamps on it
1 chipped and cracked MT driver's license
1 debit card for Missoula Federal Credit Union
1 Hastings membership card
1 Safeway Club Card
1 Capital One Credit Card
1 Missoula Parks & Red Identification card
1 Costco membership card
1 BCBS MT health insurance membership card
2 Principal Financial Group health insurance membership cards (not sure why I have two)
1 dental appointment reminder
1 Working Assets long distance calling card
1 Social Security card
1 Missoula Federal Credit Union card with my oldest son's account number
1 AT&T credit card that is billed to my mom. HA HA HA HA! I don't think she even remembers giving it to me. It expires in August. I should buy some porn on it and see what she says.
1 American Red Cross volunteer blood donor card
1 Missoula Federal Credit Union card with my youngest son's account number

TomAz
03-05-2007, 01:03 PM
1 Social Security card

why do you carry this around? are you hoping your identity gets stolen?

amyzzz
03-05-2007, 01:06 PM
1 business card for Qwest Senior Retail Sales Associate Brent Losing (going in the trash as soon as I'm done typing).
Do you need me to hook you up with something, yabs? That's my employer.

RienOneTexas
03-05-2007, 01:07 PM
wallet

keys

ipod

Yablonowitz
03-05-2007, 01:08 PM
why do you carry this around? are you hoping your identity gets stolen?

I knew that would draw questions. I shouldn't but the problem is I'm far more likely to lose it if I put it in a safe place. It has to do with the fact that my safe places are never the same twice.

Yablonowitz
03-05-2007, 01:10 PM
Do you need me to hook you up with something, yabs? That's my employer.

How about a free wireless g router/modem?

TomAz
03-05-2007, 01:11 PM
I don't keep anything in my pockets, I take my wallet out so I'm not sitting on it all day.

but my wallet contains:
1- undisclosed amount of cash
6- credit cards of various stripes
1- debit card
1- Barnes & Noble membership card
1- US Air Chairman's Preferred Dividend Miles card
1- AZ drivers licence
1- buidling keypass
1- Francis & Sons car wash frequent washer card
n- miscellaneous receipts that I don't want to count
1- Premera BCBS membership card

amyzzz
03-05-2007, 01:12 PM
How about a free wireless g router/modem?
PM me your situation.

adamnikyo
03-05-2007, 01:21 PM
And in the spirit of Adamnikyo, I'll reveal deeper into my wallet ...

I was making fun.
And the first letter of my username is not capitalized.

DeltaSigChi4
03-05-2007, 02:14 PM
I didn't inquire on whether it was capitalized or not.

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TomAz
03-05-2007, 02:16 PM
you're a dick.

york707
03-05-2007, 02:59 PM
with a capital D

bumper31
03-05-2007, 03:05 PM
1.One Wallet thats says, "Bad Mother Fucker":



:mad: :mad: I wanted to do the Bad Mother Fucker wallet.....snot fair......

You spoiled it though by doing the Alanis quote......

<sulks off into corner>

I'm in my jammies...so nothing in my pockets....apart from grief and disappointment

york707
03-05-2007, 03:09 PM
:mad: :mad: I wanted to do the Bad Mother Fucker wallet.....snot fair......

You spoiled it though by doing the Alanis quote......

<sulks off into corner>

I'm in my jammies...so nothing in my pockets....apart from grief and disappointment

well, you've had 13 years.

full on idle
03-05-2007, 08:48 PM
my wallet

by Valarie

2 cashiers check receipts
Ted Leo stub
Stamps (11)
Comedians of Comedy stub
Ticketmaster gift card with nothing left on it
Ticketmaster gift card with 10 dollars left on it
Birth certificate
WAMU receipt (2)
Safeway receipt
Ikea coupon
Restaurant receipt
Thrift store receipt
$13.00
bus pass
Driver's license
Notary public card (Ohio)
Aveda Pure Privilege card
Metlife dental card
Student ID (about 6 years old)
Blockbuster rewards card
WAMU card
Chase card
5 random phone numbers
Tuffy business card
photo of my niece
movie ticket stub Little Miss Sunshine
Roly Poly sandwiches loyalty card
Cosi loyalty card
35 free emusic downloads card (from Noise Pop)
Safeway club card
Speedy rewards card
Easy Street Records cd club card
Metro pass from LA from a long time ago
business card from a high school friend I saw two years ago and he gave me his card
Checksmart cash advance loyalty card
some more business cards

fin.

$1.43 in change (side pocket)

fin deux.

chairmenmeow47
03-06-2007, 08:53 AM
ok, i've got a few minutes before a meeting, so here comes the contents of my purse:

several cough drops
several hair ties of multiple colours
two different pen drives
ipod fm transmitter
change like whoa
lighter
"so in love" perfume from victoria's secret
freesia hand lotion from bbw
hello kitty leather wallet (which includes my letter to the grim reaper asking him to make me a ghost when i die)
chococat nail grooming set
inhaler
mini-deoderant
shout wipes
bobby pins
lip gloss
sonic mints
best western pen
apollo corporate training pen
deck of cards
"discourse on method meditations on the first philosophy: the principles of philosophy" by decartes
i <3 lucy "predic-a-mints"
double and triple a batteries
1/8th stereo to cell phone adapter
mini hairbrush
super stick post-its
ibuprofen
left-over anti-inflamatories from my chest tear last summer
eye drops
condoms
tampons in a cute tampon case
matchbook
hello kitty case with my super awesome mechanical pencil
two varieties of chapstick
armband radio for npr goodness
neosporin
flyer for this drum and bass weekly

caco0283
03-06-2007, 09:01 AM
my left pocket has:
3 quarters
2 dimes
1 nickel

right pocket has:
coffee straw (didn't want to litter)
cellphone
parliment lights
lighter
penny
key

back right pocket has:
wallet

back left pocket has:
paper with someones phone number on it

adamnikyo
03-06-2007, 10:41 AM
paper with someones phone number on it
Why come you never call me??

adamnikyo
03-06-2007, 10:43 AM
DeltaSig, I have a question.

kreutz2112
03-06-2007, 11:03 AM
an 1/8 of reefer
green bic lighter
pack of those crappy cellulose papers
receipt for a colt .38 super pistol firearm
greyhound bus ticket
address for deltasigchi4's residence...

I laughed out loud at those last three.

I have:

-keys
-a pen
-my wallet

That is it. I dont like to keep a lot of things in my pockets. I kind of have OCD about that and touching crusted food on dirty dishes.

Hannahrain
03-06-2007, 11:51 AM
ok, i've got a few minutes before a meeting, so here comes the contents of my purse:

several cough drops
several hair ties of multiple colours
two different pen drives
ipod fm transmitter
change like whoa
lighter
"so in love" perfume from victoria's secret
freesia hand lotion from bbw
hello kitty leather wallet (which includes my letter to the grim reaper asking him to make me a ghost when i die)
chococat nail grooming set
inhaler
mini-deoderant
shout wipes
bobby pins
lip gloss
sonic mints
best western pen
apollo corporate training pen
deck of cards
"discourse on method meditations on the first philosophy: the principles of philosophy" by decartes
i <3 lucy "predic-a-mints"
double and triple a batteries
1/8th stereo to cell phone adapter
mini hairbrush
super stick post-its
ibuprofen
left-over anti-inflamatories from my chest tear last summer
eye drops
condoms
tampons in a cute tampon case
matchbook
hello kitty case with my super awesome mechanical pencil
two varieties of chapstick
armband radio for npr goodness
neosporin
flyer for this drum and bass weekly


Will you macguyver me a boat please?

chairmenmeow47
03-06-2007, 11:57 AM
Will you macguyver me a boat please?

will do. it may smell a little minty-fresh though ;)

Hannahrain
03-06-2007, 12:00 PM
Well, if you think I have toothpaste on this god-forsaken island, you're mistaken.

Minty-fresh will do quite nicely. Thank you. When I get back to the mainland, I'll buy you a pack mule to haul all that stuff.

SFChrissy
03-06-2007, 12:03 PM
lint and red chili flakes

chairmenmeow47
03-06-2007, 12:13 PM
Well, if you think I have toothpaste on this god-forsaken island, you're mistaken.

Minty-fresh will do quite nicely. Thank you. When I get back to the mainland, I'll buy you a pack mule to haul all that stuff.

thanks! you can lick the boat for minty-freshness :)

and until i get a pack mule, the ginormous purse will have to do:

http://www.abstractlogik.com/albums/randomness/acp.sized.jpg

DeltaSigChi4
03-06-2007, 12:32 PM
condoms
armband radio for npr goodness


That's all we need, baby.



DeltaSig, I have a question.

What is it, Adamnik?


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iuseblenders
03-06-2007, 12:39 PM
Phone
Empty wallet

chairmenmeow47
03-06-2007, 12:44 PM
That's all we need, baby.

bua ha ha, as long as it's not during diane rehm, i know she's got a vocal problem, but her voice is hard to listen too :x

the fresh air lady would be more nice, subtle background noise though...... lol

Surrealkiller
03-06-2007, 12:49 PM
1 post it note that says "I wanna have your ass for dinner"

That's THE best post-it ever.

I wish people would write me perverted posties. It would give me more of an incentive to come to work.

mob roulette
03-06-2007, 01:10 PM
left pocket:

cell phone
two quarters
listerine pocket strips
business cards

right pocket:

keys
lighter
money clip
3 packs of swisher sweet brand cigarillos sans tips
diamond ring

was that utterly predictable? yes it was. am i ashamed of this? no i am not.

Hannahrain
03-06-2007, 01:14 PM
diamond ring


proposing?

or self indulgent?

mob roulette
03-06-2007, 01:22 PM
proposing?

or self indulgent?

neither. a gift from her to me. am undecided about wearing it. plus she has a kid. i play daddy. uncharted territory for the old mobster here. thoughts? suggestions? help?

Hannahrain
03-06-2007, 01:23 PM
hmm.

I can't help you without more information. Carat(s)? metal? engraving?

how much do you like the girl? how much do you like the kid?

TomAz
03-06-2007, 01:25 PM
Those are very pertinent questions.

J~$$$
03-06-2007, 01:30 PM
neither. a gift from her to me. am undecided about wearing it. plus she has a kid. i play daddy. uncharted territory for the old mobster here. thoughts? suggestions? help?


Is it for real? The love? or is it because you play daddy? how old are you? how old is she and the kid? Wheres babies daddy? Did you buy her a ring?

mob roulette
03-06-2007, 01:32 PM
it's a nice ring. i don't think it's from tiffany's or anything but it's a nice ring. it's gold. it has more than one diamond on it. i think it might be an antique cause it's kind of older looking. don't know if heirloom cause i didn't ask. she comes from sort of moneyed, art world connected family, but she herself is not rich. if that helps.

i like her just fine. actually i like her lots. she's smart and funny and kind. just like you. the kid i love though. i've never seen a cuter, more perceptive baby in all my life. SHE'S great, but the kid makes me like her even more.

i could do this.

i think.

Hannahrain
03-06-2007, 01:34 PM
Wear the ring. Try it on, at least. Test it out. You can take it off before you go home if it weirds you out too much.

mob roulette
03-06-2007, 01:43 PM
Is it for real? The love? or is it because you play daddy? how old are you? how old is she and the kid? Wheres babies daddy? Did you buy her a ring?

i'm 32. she's 29. kid is from her divorce. the little one is less than a year old. you do the math. they split up but made a baby towards the end. he's cool with her, she's cool with him, he's cool with me. it's fine is what i'm saying.

gift exchange to this point includes a hand carved box with inlay from spain (me to her), microwave and toaster oven (me to her), several bouquets of tulips (me to her), floral arrangement for her mother at introduction dinner, various bottles of not too expensive wine, various meals (including a tapas feast with sherry that set me back almost two bills), and assorted groceries. i also did some landscaping on her front yard. i have also fed said child on numerous occasions, helped to bathe him, and changed his diapers

she in turn has cooked for me every night for the last two weeks and slept with me in equal amounts. it is good. it is nice. it is comfortable. but if i get too deep and it doesn't work out, then we might be looking at more than two broken hearts here, if you know what i mean. that is my major concern.

chairmenmeow47
03-06-2007, 01:43 PM
i got my first real boyfriend a silver band type ring with his name engraved on the outside and "ivy loves you" on the inside (the phrasing had special meaning to us). well, we have been broken up for like 8 years and he still wears the ring. at this point, it's stuck to his finger too. last time i saw him i asked him to take it off so i could see the engraving ad he couldn't!

wear the ring, it'll mean a lot to her :)

J~$$$
03-06-2007, 01:49 PM
Yeah that is some pretty serious commitment, you have already met mom. Im sure that she has already thought through the downside of what could happen. If she bought you a ring you better get your ass out there and do what you know has to come next, and no less than 2 carats.

Hannahrain
03-06-2007, 01:50 PM
several bouquets of tulips (me to her)
the kid thing is tough. i remember being the "kid", in that situation. both when it didn't work out, and when it did.

it comes with the territory.

but the time it did work out made up for all the times it didn't.

I performed part of my mom's wedding to her boyfriend of seven(?) years last may.


wear the ring. also, buy her an orchid. live orchid>cut flowers.

kthanks.

J~$$$
03-06-2007, 01:50 PM
Oh wait has there even been the I love yous yet?

mob roulette
03-06-2007, 02:02 PM
the kid thing is tough. i remember being the "kid", in that situation. both when it didn't work out, and when it did.

it comes with the territory.

but the time it did work out made up for all the times it didn't.

I performed part of my mom's wedding to her boyfriend of seven(?) years last may.


wear the ring. also, buy her an orchid. live orchid>cut flowers.

kthanks.


Oh wait has there even been the I love yous yet?

yes love yous. but those are just words. and they are words that are easy for people like her and i to say because we love so freely. some better words that are also starting to come up are "i can't imagine my life without you", "i don't want to be anywhere else that you are not", "this is the only thing that matters to me, us together", "let's have another baby". things like that. i am excited but scared. it feels good. but i am cautious. not for me so much, but for HER. and the little one. what's an avowed alpha male high testosterone type like me to do? be quiet i guess. learn to be still. she makes me do that. so yeah, i think it might be love here, to answer your question.

and thank you hannah for orchid suggestion. i was thinking of going that direction myself. thanks for your help everyone. love mb.

chairmenmeow47
03-06-2007, 02:06 PM
maybe this should go in the pet peeves thread, but i never understood people throwing around the "i love yous". not really loving someone and telling them "i love you" like that is a dirty, evil game to play...

mob roulette
03-06-2007, 02:11 PM
maybe this should go in the pet peeves thread, but i never understood people throwing around the "i love yous". not really loving someone and telling them "i love you" like that is a dirty, evil game to play...

yo it's not like that though. i do love her. all i was saying is that we are the type of people who are equally comfortable saying i love you to each other as we are to our favorite bartender. cause we love him too. the trick is infusing it with deeper meaning when you're inside a relationship. that's all.

chairmenmeow47
03-06-2007, 02:34 PM
yo it's not like that though. i do love her. all i was saying is that we are the type of people who are equally comfortable saying i love you to each other as we are to our favorite bartender. cause we love him too. the trick is infusing it with deeper meaning when you're inside a relationship. that's all.

ok, that makes more sense, sorry to get all huffy :)

downingthief
03-06-2007, 02:42 PM
Great. Now I have that Snow Patrol song going through my head now.

fatbastard
03-06-2007, 03:24 PM
Keys
Cell Phone
Pen
Wallet
Jump Drive

Hannahrain
07-03-2007, 08:17 PM
I like this thread, and I want it back. Resurrection starts now.

My Purse
Or, a glimpse into the physical world surrounding Hannah Rain

By Hannah.

Wallet
Pamphlet from Jade n' Gem corp of California, circa 1970
Phone
Bag of M&Ms
Bag of upholstery pins (one faulty)
Approximately two dollars in loose change
Three stray dollar bills
Six event postcards for an arts event in Carlton, OR
_______ ______ Employee ID/bus pass
Four VHS tapes (Fargo, Rules of Attraction, Rocky II, Rocky V)
Receipts from JoAnn Fabrics, Target, Safeway, and two health food stores
Two silk peonies
Half a pack of Doublemint gum
The wrappers from the rest of the pack of gum
Keys
Novella Cafe coffee punch card (5 punches)
Novella Cafe bagel punch card (2 punches)
Pen from bank
Pen from credit union
Bank receipt
iPod
Airline headphones (Delta Air)




(I don't have pockets).

Mr.Nipples
07-03-2007, 08:27 PM
*lint
*my wallet
*a mini-bic lighter
*my receipt for reanimator from amoeba records
*an empty gram sac with a guitar pic in it
*a pack of bubbleyum...2 peices left
*a button that fell off my shirt today
*ticket stub from last nights showing of transformers
*car keys

crazzz2007
07-03-2007, 08:28 PM
I like this thread, and I want it back. Resurrection starts now.

My Purse
Or, a glimpse into the physical world surrounding Hannah Rain

By Hannah.

Wallet
Pamphlet from Jade n' Gem corp of California, circa 1970
Phone
Bag of M&Ms
Bag of upholstery pins (one faulty)
Approximately two dollars in loose change
Three stray dollar bills
Six event postcards for an arts event in Carlton, OR
_______ ______ Employee ID/bus pass
Four VHS tapes (Fargo, Rules of Attraction, Rocky II, Rocky V)
Receipts from JoAnn Fabrics, Target, Safeway, and two health food stores
Two silk peonies
Half a pack of Doublemint gum
The wrappers from the rest of the pack of gum
Keys
Novella Cafe coffee punch card (5 punches)
Novella Cafe bagel punch card (2 punches)
Pen from bank
Pen from credit union
Bank receipt



(I don't have pockets).

hannah, are you ken's alias?

Hannahrain
07-03-2007, 08:28 PM
Four out of five dentists agree that you are not awesome.

thefunkylama
07-03-2007, 08:37 PM
Thank you for this opportunity, Hannar.

I do not have pockets today, either. My purse contains the following.

Super size Banana Boat Maximum Sunblock (uva & uvb lotion) SPF 50
"Cashola" checkbook, containing checks, unused register, empty photo spaces, ID, debit card and various membership cards
One Samsung camera phone with one new text message and 2 missed calls
Ralph's receipt from 4 nights ago
Three stray dollars
Physician's Formula Powder Palette (pressed powder) in beige
Eyeshadow
Blush stick
Green Mardi Gras-style bead necklace
Chapstick
Tweezers
Four hair ties
One bobby pin
$1.05 in loose change
Two cubicle wall pins
One straight pin
One 2007 Coachella VIP wristband
Three 2007 Coachella tickets (one for each day)
Directions to Ocean Avenue, SF (From Sacramento)
A lot of confetti.

This has been Alma's Purse. Thank you and good night.

CuervoPH
07-03-2007, 08:42 PM
various membership cards


Okay...spill it...you can't announce this and not reveal what they are...of course, I have boring cards...Giant (supermarket chain) bonuscard...Border's bonuscard...um...not really sure I actually belong to anything...I just save certain places I shop...oh yeah...Delta and American frequent flier cards...which shows I don't discriminate...I'll allow any airline to cancel my flight and lose my luggage...

thefunkylama
07-03-2007, 08:44 PM
Haha. Okay. Here's me: Albertson's. Ralph's. Costco. Blockbuster. S'about it. I used to have one for Barnes & Noble.

captncrzy
07-03-2007, 08:48 PM
For a second, I thought Delta was back.


My purse:
My jump drive
Wallet
Makeup bag
Rice papers
Lip gloss
Tide to Go stick
My business cards
Tampons
Cell phone
Keys
Starbucks receipt
Stamps
A few pennies at the bottom
A really big bottle of hand sanitizer

menikmati
07-03-2007, 08:58 PM
I can't even put anything in these pockets in these jeans cuz the insides are all torn and have holes

CuervoPH
07-03-2007, 08:59 PM
Tide to Go stick

the little Shout wipes have become really good friends of mine. I wear khakis at work (dress code) and it's amazing how easily they become stained. (I can't wait to hear the comments on this one, but I could think of no other way to put that.)


Here's me: Albertson's

I actually applied for a job at Albertson's corporate office when I was trying to get out of Eckerds. Had I gotten it, I would be living in Idaho now instead of PA.

thefunkylama
07-03-2007, 09:09 PM
Thank God you didn't get it. Unless you're now jobless and poor.

CuervoPH
07-03-2007, 09:18 PM
I am neither jobless nor poor. Okay, I am not jobless. Still, I like where I am. I'm not sure I'm ready for Boise, and I'm not sure Boise is ready for me.

thefunkylama
07-03-2007, 09:34 PM
You can never be ready for Boise.

J~$$$
07-04-2007, 09:44 AM
A hole.

amyzzz
07-04-2007, 01:14 PM
I actually have stuff in my pockets today:

8 Starburst wrappers (mostly Mango-rena flavor)
3 ticket stubs for Ratatouille
lint

Wheres the beef?
07-04-2007, 11:23 PM
penis

Hannahrain
07-05-2007, 10:00 AM
One bus pass
One safety pin
One woodless pencil
One glass button
Two sticks of gum
Two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.

marooko
07-05-2007, 10:06 AM
*lint

*an empty gram sac with a guitar pic in it


thats funny.

fatbastard
07-05-2007, 11:00 AM
Keys
Cell Phone
Pen
Wallet
Jump Drive

bballarl
07-05-2007, 11:06 AM
I arrange my pockets the same way each day. Wallet in the back pocket. Keys in left. Cell phone in right. Pen in right (if I'm at school...I lose them otherwise). Sunglasses in left. I am kind of anal like that.

TomAz
07-05-2007, 11:11 AM
I empty my pockets when i get to work. Wallet, keys, etc go in my desk drawer.

http://www.spinegroup.com/Advice/BlfldBt.html

fatbastard
07-05-2007, 11:12 AM
Same here.
Keys-front left
Cell-front right
Jump-front left
wallet-back right

Hannahrain
07-05-2007, 11:15 AM
I empty my pockets when i get to work. Wallet, keys, etc go in my desk drawer.

http://www.spinegroup.com/Advice/BlfldBt.html

You could alternatively just put something in the other pocket. Maybe a second wallet.

TomAz
07-05-2007, 11:18 AM
my ass is big enough as it is.

Hannahrain
07-05-2007, 11:18 AM
Maybe you should evict Yablo, then.

algunz
07-05-2007, 11:19 AM
I don't have any pockets right now.

Hannahrain
07-05-2007, 11:21 AM
Well then you'd better post about it and interrupt the flow of our conversation.

algunz
07-05-2007, 11:23 AM
I did.:lips

Hannahrain
07-05-2007, 11:25 AM
Your avatar makes me sick. Put some hair on your chest, woman. How about a dinosaur or a mass murderer?

amyzzz
07-05-2007, 11:39 AM
Your avatar makes me sick. Put some hair on your chest, woman. How about a dinosaur or a mass murderer?
As if your avatar is any better. They're both cute avatars.

miscorrections
07-05-2007, 11:49 AM
currently in my purse:
wallet
phone
ipod
gum
sunglasses
sunscreen
cherry lip balm
three lollipops from god knows where, i guess i can use them if i want to lure children home
a check for $900
a check for $35
fifty cents in dimes
receipts (bristol farms, a restaurant)
two bobby pins

Hannahrain
07-05-2007, 11:53 AM
As if your avatar is any better. They're both cute avatars.

Yeah but I like me better than I like her.

marooko
07-05-2007, 12:01 PM
I empty my pockets when i get to work. Wallet, keys, etc go in my desk drawer.

http://www.spinegroup.com/Advice/BlfldBt.html

yeah, my chiroprator yelled at me about that.

oh yeah, wallet and media player. (i dont always listen to my chiropractor. but im gonna take it out now.)

miscorrections
07-05-2007, 12:02 PM
get a man purse and you won't have to worry about it.

bballarl
07-05-2007, 12:05 PM
I have yet to try Bristol Farms. Is it good?

Hannahrain
07-05-2007, 12:08 PM
I've never been in. The workers were on strike every time I found myself in the Westfield, and then I moved away.

TomAz
07-05-2007, 01:01 PM
Maybe you should evict Yablo, then.

he's not so bad by himself, it's when he has the whole family over that it gets really uncomfortable.

marooko
07-05-2007, 01:07 PM
get a man purse and you won't have to worry about it.

was this directed at me??!! whats with you girls that you want men to have man purses? my girlfriend kinda wants me to have one. no f'ing way. lol

miscorrections
07-05-2007, 01:23 PM
andrew, bristol farms is like the extra-expensive version of whole foods with a gourmet instead of an organic slant. i can't usually afford to get my groceries there, much as i'd like to, but occasionally i'll eat there because they have some really good paninis and stuff. apparently they do breakfast now too, so i'll be trying it out with friends this weekend.

Wheres the beef?
09-09-2009, 05:32 PM
was this directed at me??!! whats with you girls that you want men to have man purses? my girlfriend kinda wants me to have one. no f'ing way. lol

So did Maroo ever get a man purse or what?