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bballarl
03-04-2007, 05:10 PM
"one of my biggest pet peeves on message boards is when people make "the official _______ thread" when they're not official at all. i don't get why people do that."


This one is really official.

tessalasset
03-04-2007, 05:11 PM
im gonna fucking murder you andrew.

Alchemy
03-04-2007, 05:11 PM
It is official!

http://www.earthtrust.org/gif/fsabig.gif

DeltaSigChi4
03-04-2007, 05:17 PM
This tessa person has a bad attitude.

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tessalasset
03-04-2007, 05:17 PM
no, i don't.

thinnerair
03-04-2007, 05:22 PM
that broad's attitude STINKS!

tessalasset
03-04-2007, 05:28 PM
im gonna fucking murder you nando.

Alchemy
03-04-2007, 05:32 PM
Tessa's attitude:

http://agategal.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/disapproval.gif
SEAL OF DISAPPROVAL

gaypalmsprings
03-04-2007, 05:42 PM
http://www.melroseschools.com/lincoln/grade_1_ingalls/images/Tessa.jpg

DeltaSigChi4
03-04-2007, 05:44 PM
http://www.papiertaschentuecher.de/Indonesien/Bilder/tessa.jpg

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gaypalmsprings
03-04-2007, 05:46 PM
http://www.papiertaschentuecher.de/Spanien/Bilder/tessa_r.jpg

DeltaSigChi4
03-04-2007, 05:52 PM
http://www.hillside.org.uk/acatalog/tessa.gif

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fortydollarsworthofmeat
03-04-2007, 08:26 PM
um..

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/27018709/123661

SheriNOIR
03-04-2007, 08:30 PM
http://www.tessa.org/tessa%20logo%20small.JPG

thinnerair
03-04-2007, 08:42 PM
im gonna fucking murder you nando.

uh oh. don't messa with tessa.

tessalasset
03-04-2007, 09:00 PM
im not kidding i know where you live

bballarl
03-04-2007, 09:07 PM
Nando will cap you.

Jenniehoo
03-04-2007, 09:16 PM
Tessa's piss poor attitude contributed to my drinking problem.

bballarl
03-04-2007, 09:17 PM
Keep it up with pearls of wisdom like that and you get your own thread Jennie.

Jenniehoo
03-04-2007, 09:25 PM
I have knitting needles I can stab you with.

tessalasset
03-04-2007, 09:34 PM
HELL YES SHE DOES

ps duid you ever figure it out? i keep forgetting to youtube it

bballarl
03-04-2007, 09:38 PM
I'll reverse your attempted stabbing with the knitting needles and hit you with a ninja star in the forehead. Boom. Done. No more Jennie.

Jenniehoo
03-04-2007, 10:03 PM
Wow. I mean...wow. That was really mean and unneccessary. I cried for a while, then listened to some Celine Dion while looking out the window. It rained. I went outside and stood in it. I looked up at the sky as the water fell in my eyes as if to ask, "why?" Why is Andrew so mean? Then I remembered.

Andrew knows I could kick his ass in real life.

DeltaSigChi4
03-04-2007, 10:05 PM
Celine Dion has her own regular show on the strip, you know.

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bballarl
03-04-2007, 10:07 PM
This is true. The ninja-star-killing-Jennie metaphor is really just a metaphor for my own insecurities.

caco0283
03-06-2007, 11:15 AM
this thread rocks

DeltaSigChi4
03-06-2007, 11:34 AM
It definitely ranks up there with the best I've seen from bbbarl.

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PotVsKtl
03-06-2007, 11:38 AM
http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/934/th1bm9.jpg
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/8725/th2aq1.jpg

caco0283
03-06-2007, 11:54 AM
http://lieveknolletjes.web-log.nl/photos/uncategorized/groetjes_tessa_2.jpg

TomAz
03-06-2007, 11:58 AM
http://image.listen.com/img/170x170/3/7/5/7/507573_170x170.jpg

gaypalmsprings
03-06-2007, 11:58 AM
http://lesenfantsdicare.com/couvalbums/44tessa.jpg

http://lesenfantsdicare.com/exlibris/44louis.jpg

TomAz
03-06-2007, 12:01 PM
http://image.listen.com/img/170x170/4/4/7/4/524744_170x170.jpg

J~$$$
03-06-2007, 12:04 PM
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/sanders608/IMG_0612.jpg

If my name was Justin Sanarchynd3rs we would totally be in love.

caco0283
03-06-2007, 12:12 PM
http://seahorse.fisheries.ubc.ca/images/tessa-painting.jpg

kroqken
04-05-2007, 10:50 PM
I think Tessa is really cool, but that is already obvious. I also think tartar sauce is cool and people named Theo are phony!

caco0283
04-06-2007, 06:23 AM
great idea to bump this ken

fatbastard
04-06-2007, 10:58 PM
My contribution.
http://www.auracan.com/albums/2005/04/Tessa2.jpg

kroqken
04-08-2007, 03:06 AM
Tessa is cooler than midgets playing hide the salami.

thinnerair
07-21-2008, 10:32 AM
Hey guys.
Rememeber when this happened?

Young blood
07-21-2008, 10:37 AM
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa198/Scissorhands_8/dog-bounty-hunter.jpg

thinnerair
07-21-2008, 10:55 AM
http://samueljscott.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/hanson.jpg

thinnerair
07-21-2008, 10:56 AM
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captncrzy
07-21-2008, 11:38 AM
This tessa person has a bad attitude.

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It's weird to see old Delta posts

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
07-12-2010, 03:33 PM
:bump

suprefan
07-12-2010, 03:37 PM
So you think she will get pissed?

JustSteve
07-12-2010, 05:13 PM
It's weird to see old Delta posts

he has taken to posting on the stagecoach festival board. for what reason i do not know.

tessalasset
07-13-2010, 01:02 AM
Wow, seriously?

captncrzy
07-13-2010, 07:08 AM
he has taken to posting on the stagecoach festival board. for what reason i do not know.

Board invasion!

TallGuyCM
07-13-2010, 07:59 PM
http://soasis.net/hanson/HANSONSUCKS.JPG

hawkingvsreeve
07-13-2010, 10:15 PM
Wow, seriously?

Right? These people are the new Kens.

SoulDischarge
07-13-2010, 10:41 PM
Can we dispose of the old Ken before ordering new ones from now on?

J~$$$$
07-01-2011, 02:30 PM
Turntable.fm

nationocean
07-01-2011, 03:26 PM
Tessa is a monster on turntable. Fact.

sonofhal
07-01-2011, 03:40 PM
This thread is even gayer than Tessa.

suprefan
07-01-2011, 04:26 PM
Tessa is a monster on turntable. Fact.

Did she get the daft punk head already?

TallGuyCM
07-01-2011, 10:13 PM
:bump :D

getbetter
07-02-2011, 01:47 AM
Poor Tessa

tessalasset
07-02-2011, 02:40 AM
I just got back from one of the shittiest nights in recent history and this thread has lifted my heart a teeny bit. I was so happy to see it just now. Thank you for your good timing, guys.


And Chris - I did get the deadmau5 head, but turns out you can only get the Daft Punk head if you work for turntable or were an investor or are friends with them. It's not something you can win by points. Bummer. Turntable is like the coachella board on speed. I've already met a bunch of rad people on there and discovered so many new artists. I'm 100% addicted.

suprefan
07-02-2011, 08:54 AM
So what are they gonna do when somebody hits 50k? And yeah, I heard that mentioned somewhere but wasnt sure.

TomAz
03-28-2012, 07:06 AM
For some reason this thread is at the top of the Similar Threads list at the bottom of the Cooking Thread.

If Tessa were still here, maybe this would piss her off all over again.

psychic friend
05-01-2013, 04:43 PM
http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh11/farkwell/recursive-hoff.gif

Santa
05-03-2013, 03:00 PM
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/19_529753607393_5001_n.jpg

xanman86
05-03-2013, 04:53 PM
Amazing

gaypalmsprings
05-03-2013, 05:11 PM
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6002/5925982728_0b987d1069.jpg