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softbulletin
11-30-2010, 11:02 PM
So I know this sounds crazy but my 12 year old cousin was listening to "Speak Now" at Thanksgiving Dinner. I couldn't help but enjoy it. So when I was at my record store getting some of the limited release singles i picked up a copy. It is amazing one of the best albums of the year. I know I'm going to get shit for saying it but its true.

I know this sounds crazy but I think Taylor Swift should play at Coachella. The people at Coachella are so open-minded with different types of music so I think this would be the perfect place to see her.

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discobotica
11-30-2010, 11:08 PM
OMG! Taylor Swith my favorite






















to fap to....

Edit: can't wait to ontact CoachellaRides and buy my thickets to see Taylor Swith!!!!!

theresalwaysone
11-30-2010, 11:10 PM
http://i56.tinypic.com/344e2bn.jpg

sbessiso
11-30-2010, 11:10 PM
FUCK THIS BITCH SHES DATING GYLLENHAAL STUPID WHORE1

softbulletin
11-30-2010, 11:11 PM
Guys I am totally serious. Taylor Swift is really awesome.

discobotica
11-30-2010, 11:16 PM
FUCK THIS BITCH SHES DATING GYLLENHAAL STUPID WHORE1

I LoL'd


Guys I am totally serious. Taylor Swift is really awesome.

Guy, we're totally serious.......
http://i557.photobucket.com/albums/ss19/Vargstenen/gtfo.gif

softbulletin
11-30-2010, 11:18 PM
The criticism about Taylor Swift being music for 13 year old girls is outdated. I could see that about some of her earlier material, but this album is just on another level. Some of the lyrics are actually, like, really good. If she keeps improving at this rate I could see her becoming a Bob Dylan like figure. Impressive for anyone, not just by her own standards. Her melodies are amazing and that's a big part of it too.

theresalwaysone
11-30-2010, 11:24 PM
Exactly what lyrics?

Boourns
11-30-2010, 11:25 PM
Her next album will be her Kid A, guaranteed.

thefrush
11-30-2010, 11:26 PM
Stagecoach kthnxbai

theresalwaysone
11-30-2010, 11:28 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/20u98pg.jpg

softbulletin
11-30-2010, 11:34 PM
Her next album will be her Kid A, guaranteed.

Actually it will be better than Kid A. While Thom is writing stuff like this http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Everything-In-Its-Right-Place-lyrics-Radiohead/365E3ED908BD912A48256989002B76DF

Taylor is writing stuff like this http://www.sing365.com/music/Lyric.nsf/Haunted-lyrics-Taylor-Swift/FFA95717F03FDA83482577CD0016BFC3

softbulletin
11-30-2010, 11:41 PM
Taylor deals with themes that everyone can relate too. The pure joy of falling in love, the heart break of love ending. Each and everyone of us has experienced those things and Taylor is able to write songs about them in a way that I wish I could. Her songs apply to my life and if you have a life these should apply to yours too. I feel sorry for you if you are too off put by labels like "country" and "teen pop" to enjoy her lyrics.

discobotica
11-30-2010, 11:48 PM
Taylor deals with themes that everyone can relate too. The pure joy of falling in love with Jake Gyllenhaal, the heart break of love ending. Each and everyone of us has experienced those things and Taylor is able to write songs about them in a way that I wish I could. Her songs apply to my life and if you have a life these should apply to yours too. I feel sorry for you if you are too off put by labels like "country" and "teen pop" to enjoy her lyrics.

http://fabulousbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/jake_gyllenhaal.jpg

Salah?

softbulletin
12-01-2010, 04:31 AM
Got hacked, sorry everybody. Can this get locked?

captncrzy
12-01-2010, 04:45 AM
haaahaaaaaaa; hacker gets a frozen lemonade.

TomAz
12-01-2010, 06:02 AM
If she keeps improving at this rate I could see her becoming a Bob Dylan like figure.


Got hacked, sorry everybody.

oh man. oh man oh man oh man. ahahahahhaha

GuyInTucson
12-01-2010, 06:59 AM
Wow this thread turned out to be a winner. Can't believe no one picked up on it being a mock post of some form (myself included).

And, no, do not lock this up.

juloxx
12-01-2010, 07:58 AM
aimed at this thread
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1os1JWTTNa8/TNvF8AQKHxI/AAAAAAAAADk/I3sP2R9d2wQ/s1600/Commando-Arnold_dl.jpg

summerkid
12-01-2010, 09:18 AM
The criticism about Taylor Swift being music for 13 year old girls is outdated. I could see that about some of her earlier material, but this album is just on another level. Some of the lyrics are actually, like, really good. If she keeps improving at this rate I could see her becoming a Bob Dylan like figure. Impressive for anyone, not just by her own standards. Her melodies are amazing and that's a big part of it too.

She fundamentally has a misunderstanding of The Scarlet Letter and you are comparing her to Bob Dylan?

weeklymix
12-01-2010, 09:23 AM
Nasty hackers.

bobchella
12-01-2010, 09:26 AM
http://i.imgur.com/0uZwi.gif

sbessiso
12-01-2010, 11:31 AM
http://fabulousbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/jake_gyllenhaal.jpg

Salah?

He's gunna burn through her quick and then hopefully realize he needs someone with a little meat on their bones

concertgoer
12-01-2010, 11:32 AM
Worst thread

sbessiso
12-01-2010, 12:09 PM
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/first-real-picture-jake-gyllenhaal-taylor-swift__oPt.jpg

oftheheartofthesoul
12-01-2010, 02:31 PM
She's an underrated songwriter in our circles. I'll bet there's a Stagecoach headlining spot for her if she ever wanted it. Can you imagine her fan base at Coachella, though?

meyouseek
12-01-2010, 02:49 PM
Taylor can have the 1pm slot on the Outdoor Stage. Face-melting will take on a new meaning.

tigermilkboy
12-01-2010, 04:41 PM
Maybe Taylor Swith and Mumford and Sun could play on the same day?

mojavemolester
12-01-2010, 07:00 PM
this should raise the question though...who will be the Joss Stone, Corinne Bailey Rae of 2011...?

mojavemolester
12-01-2010, 07:01 PM
was anyone in those tents at those times...or stages?

sacleonard
12-01-2010, 07:23 PM
Taylor Swith!
Thickets will sell fasth!

ivankay
12-01-2010, 09:09 PM
Taylor Swith!
Thickets will sell fasth!

(insert one of those little rolling happy faces here because that was funny shit)

I'dDoItAllAgain
12-02-2010, 11:37 AM
Nice joke thread.

Anyway, I can't believe the betch is dating Jake Gyllenhaal. Isn't he like 10 years older than her?

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-02-2010, 12:08 PM
Because I am terribly bored at work today, I did some investigating and he is indeed 9 years older.

I'dDoItAllAgain
12-02-2010, 12:12 PM
Exactly. It's a little creepy... WTF.

sbessiso
12-02-2010, 12:12 PM
Its a doomed relationship. Ill make sure of that

I'dDoItAllAgain
12-02-2010, 12:15 PM
I say we starve the bitch to death. Shouldn't be too hard.

sbessiso
12-02-2010, 12:17 PM
I like your style!

http://nutritionunplugged.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Monique-258x400.jpg

(but I will still have to terminate you if you stand in the way of my Gyllenho)

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-02-2010, 12:22 PM
Exactly. It's a little creepy... WTF.

I don't think it's nearly as creepy as Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood

jonesjupiter
12-02-2010, 12:28 PM
I don't think it's nearly as creepy as Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood

What!? Have you seen the film "Thirteen"!? They are perfect for each other! Her character in that was easily a cigarette and an adolescent lesbian kiss away from smoking human bones with Manson, Twiggy, and the whole crew...

BROKENDOLL
12-02-2010, 12:47 PM
Guys I am totally serious. Taylor Swift is really awesome.
What would be awesome is her and Kayne together trying to win the hearts of all the Bo-Hunk Yee Haws at Stagecoach instead.

BROKENDOLL
12-02-2010, 12:49 PM
And if she did show at Coachella next year, then we'd probably have to deal with that little Bieber creep the following night. No, I don't think we need the virgin vocal princess interrupting our festival buzz...sorry.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-02-2010, 12:51 PM
What!? Have you seen the film "Thirteen"!? They are perfect for each other! Her character in that was easily a cigarette and an adolescent lesbian kiss away from smoking human bones with Manson, Twiggy, and the whole crew...

You're right, every time an actor does something in a movie, it completely reflects how they are in real life. Pardon me.

Anyhow, doesn't change the fact that she just turned 23 and he will be 40 next month.

BROKENDOLL
12-02-2010, 12:55 PM
He's gunna burn through her quick and then hopefully realize he needs someone with a little meat on their bones
How does one burn through a chastity belt? Driven snow isn't even as pure as Miss Swift. I mean, c'mon...She was on the cover of a mag with him just a day or two ago, and he's already dumped her for Salah, and looks happier to boot! (Don't let Salah's delicate little hands fool you...at least they open and have a grip!)


WAIT! I was just quoting Salah...

thefrush
12-02-2010, 01:03 PM
She shoulda stuck with the dude from The Buried Life.

sbessiso
12-02-2010, 01:18 PM
New details continue to emerge about Jake Gyllenhaal's romance with Taylor Swift, including how the initial odd couple met in the first place!

A source reveals that the actor was so enamored with the country cutie that he asked his people to introduce him to her!

The insider continues:

“Jake likes that Taylor is sweet, low-key and very easy to be around. Besides, he likes blondes, he thinks she’s pretty and he has a thing for Southern girls. Taylor dotes on Jake. She’s love-struck and he loves the attention.”

:puke:puke:puke

rage patton
12-02-2010, 01:23 PM
Jake Gyllenhaal is almost 40!? Wtf???

Boourns
12-02-2010, 01:23 PM
How does one burn through a chastity belt? Driven snow isn't even as pure as Miss Swift. I mean, c'mon...She was on the cover of a mag with him just a day or two ago, and he's already dumped her for Salah, and looks happier to boot! (Don't let Salah's delicate little hands fool you...at least they open and have a grip!)


WAIT! I was just quoting Salah...

Didn't she get humped and dumped by John Mayer?

sbessiso
12-02-2010, 01:24 PM
Jake Gyllenhaal is almost 40!? Wtf???

in ten years

Kyliediscope
12-02-2010, 01:25 PM
Jake Gyllenhaal is almost 40!? Wtf???

He is 29. Turns 30 on the 19th of this month. She is 21.

I thought she was younger and I thought he was older (maybe because he was with Reese Witherspoon for a while).

rage patton
12-02-2010, 01:27 PM
Anyhow, doesn't change the fact that she just turned 23 and he will be 40 next month.


in ten years


He is 29. Turns 30 on the 19th of this month. She is 21.

I thought she was younger and I thought he was older (maybe because he was with Reese Witherspoon for a while).

Ah. Drinkey was talking about Marilyn Manson. I thought he was talking about Jake Gyllenhaal. I was quite confused.

Anyways, 8 years isn't a big deal.

I'dDoItAllAgain
12-02-2010, 02:32 PM
Her face looks like a chipmunk or something. *BARF*

I say Jakey should've stuck with Heath Ledger.

obzen
12-02-2010, 02:44 PM
Second page gets a fat no-no face, however, the rest of the thread is good...for nothing.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-02-2010, 02:52 PM
Jake Gyllenhaal is almost 40!? Wtf???

ha ha ha

sbessiso
12-02-2010, 04:30 PM
SHE'S FUCKING EVERYWHERE

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1225.snc4/155736_468276335747_525175747_5802975_5143936_n.jp g

juloxx
12-02-2010, 06:06 PM
^^^ is that your angry face?

sbessiso
12-02-2010, 10:39 PM
kind of.

sbconnection
12-02-2010, 11:18 PM
His angry face kinda looks more like his hungry face.... Looks a little like he's got to take a shit face too, he gives me that all the time! :D

T-REV
12-02-2010, 11:24 PM
I could see her becoming a Bob Dylan like figure.

Wow.
Just, ... wow.

WhyTheLongFace
12-03-2010, 12:56 AM
was anyone in those tents at those times...or stages?

Miss Bailey Rae was amazing

kreutz2112
12-03-2010, 08:35 AM
Has it been discussed that Taylor Swift wouldn't be where she is today without Kanye?

NachoCat
12-03-2010, 09:54 AM
Taylor swift ----> Kayne closing out the main on fri

tigermilkboy
12-03-2010, 10:12 AM
Has it been discussed that Taylor Swift wouldn't be where she is today without Kanye?

LOL!!!! Granted I know too much info on this but...'Fearless' was released in 2008 and it sold almost 600K in the 1st week. She had already sold-out and played 50 date US Tour in 2009, before the Sept. 2009 Kanye incident. Unless you are crediting Kanye with that prior success?

Granted it increased her name in Europe. But whether you like it or not Taylor Swift was already in top 5 selling artists of 2008 in terms of music and ticket sales.

sbessiso
12-03-2010, 10:18 AM
Has it been discussed that Taylor Swift wouldn't be where she is today without Kanye?

she sold more than a million copies of her album in its first week. Kanye MAY have helped but shes on top of it right now

kreutz2112
12-03-2010, 10:42 AM
Well, I didn't know who she was until the Kanye incident. I guess I am in the minority.

juloxx
12-03-2010, 10:46 AM
Well, I didn't know who she was until the Kanye incident. I guess I am in the minority.

samsies

Distorted_Jungle
12-03-2010, 11:06 AM
You people realize she was winning VIDEO OF THE YEAR when Kanye came on stage. I'm pretty sure you have to be a pretty well known artist to win that award at the US MTV VMA's. Not a fan of hers at all or anything but she was huge before that and was going to get bigger regardless of Kanye.

I'dDoItAllAgain
12-03-2010, 11:24 AM
Miss Bailey Rae was amazing
Hell to the yah she was.

Anyway. It's been decided... sbessiso and I will have a bear fight to see who keeps Jakey.

Thickets on sale soon.

sbessiso
12-03-2010, 07:47 PM
Let's do this.

What flavor jello will we use?

ng123
12-03-2010, 08:40 PM
Stagecoach kthnxbai

lol