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Drinkey McDrinkerstein
01-06-2011, 01:46 PM
Wow, that IS great. i kind of want to read this book now.

I.F.A.
01-06-2011, 02:01 PM
I love this quote -


“The 4-Hour Body” reads as if The New England Journal of Medicine had been hijacked by the editors of the SkyMall catalog.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
01-06-2011, 02:09 PM
Want to have “wolverine” sex? Who doesn’t? Eat 4 Brazil nuts, 20 raw almonds and 2 capsules of fermented cod-liver oil and butterfat four hours before intercourse. Mr. Ferriss used a hormone-slash-drug called human chorionic gonadotropin and more than tripled his semen volume. “Happy days,” he writes.

i also went to the guy's blog and he is indeed fucking crazy

SoulDischarge
01-06-2011, 02:12 PM
Crazy like a velocirapist.

Cpt. Funkaho
01-06-2011, 03:49 PM
So I guess I've been gone longer than I thought. What did Randy get banned for this last time around?

Still-ill
01-06-2011, 03:51 PM
http://www.filteredsoundtraining.net/media/Boy%20WIth%20Downs%20Syndrome%20in%20FST.jpg

psychic friend
01-06-2011, 03:53 PM
if you have been here for a while, then dont fucking make a thread in clearly the wrong forum. all it does is annoy me. and you dont want that to happen.

MissingPerson
01-06-2011, 04:02 PM
I was going to make an Incredible Hulk joke, but while I was trying to come up with a good one, I got distracted by just how much my memories of that show seem to blur into my memories of The Littlest Hobo. Huh.

marooko
01-06-2011, 04:03 PM
Here's a better picture:

http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://lh5.ggpht.com/_LdIZ1TfWcag/TFj0U3u1PyI/AAAAAAAADBU/3BiJ94RFZJ4/s720/IMG_1313.JPG&sa=X&ei=BSEmTcTXBoqCsQPwp9yNCg&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNF3NQzcx4-rVwyeIcORYKG38VJLUg

She wearing her moms clothes? Cute, but doesn't dress the part.

JustSteve
01-06-2011, 04:05 PM
ct scan yesterday = sinus surgery tomorrow...and some awesome pain meds :thu

malcolmjamalawesome
01-06-2011, 04:06 PM
if you have been here for a while, then dont fucking make a thread in clearly the wrong forum. all it does is annoy me. and you dont want that to happen.

Name names.

Bud Luster
01-06-2011, 04:24 PM
The thread has already been moved to the appropriate forum. Perhaps this occurred more than once today...

Aphxtwinin
01-06-2011, 04:30 PM
fucking bad ass silkscreen prints i got today...236/400
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs734.ash1/162872_838696094328_18711707_44042048_3298587_n.jp g

Still-ill
01-06-2011, 05:45 PM
if you have been here for a while, then dont fucking make a thread in clearly the wrong forum. all it does is annoy me. and you dont want that to happen.


??

I did?

Still-ill
01-06-2011, 05:53 PM
The thread has already been moved to the appropriate forum. Perhaps this occurred more than once today...

Mine wasn't moved, it was just deleted. I guess mine was the last straw? Yet I'm the one who gets called out like the littlest of the bitches. lame

RageAgainstTheAoki
01-06-2011, 07:56 PM
i also went to the guy's blog and he is indeed fucking crazy

I just checked it out. Wow. Someone at Random House gave this guy a book deal. Bennett Cerf is rolling in his grave.

digitaldragon03
01-08-2011, 02:45 PM
Add another to the KCAL 9 weathergirl fan list.

Hannahrain
01-09-2011, 02:17 AM
Oh. (http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/410464_3)


The highest number of supernumerary breasts, reported by Neugebauer in 1886, was eight in addition to the two normal breasts. A report in 1675 described the presence of five nipples on the left breast and two on the right. There are numerous reports of infants nursed from supernumerary breasts. An often cited case from 1827 refers to Therese Ventre of Marseilles, France. Her mother had a supernumerary breast beneath her normally positioned right breast. Ventre had a supernumerary breast on the side of her left thigh. This breast enlarged during puberty, and when she became pregnant, it produced milk. It was offered to her infant who took it willingly. She apparently nursed five children during her life from all three of her breasts.

MissingPerson
01-09-2011, 04:08 AM
Oooh, I'm not alright with that being a thing. No. Nononono.

BROKENDOLL
01-09-2011, 05:48 AM
Oh. (http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/410464_3)


Oooh, I'm not alright with that being a thing. No. Nononono.
She was probably Googling cow teets and condoms before stumbling upon that.

chunk
01-09-2011, 12:02 PM
for anybody who is a fan of radiolab and their legendary goat on a cow story, the pace university performance lab did a choreographed interpretive dance thingy for it. its on the radiolab website and its just wonderful. host robert krulwich supposedly cried during it. anybody who loves this story may tear up at least a little. its about 20 minutes. those who havent heard it yet would do themselves a favor by listening to the radiolab version of it first.

Hannahrain
01-09-2011, 12:03 PM
I'm torn between how much I love Radiolab and how much I dislike interpretive dance. I will check it out. Thanks for the heads up.

yeahfontaine
01-10-2011, 06:21 AM
The high school at which I teach is on late arrival today due to snow and icy roads. The kids don't have to show up until 10:15. I, on the other hand, am supposed to be on time at all costs, although I just found a clause in my contract that says staff need to be at school whenever "safely possible". I'm takin' that and running with it.

I have to be at school today until 7 pm anyway to watch seniors give their Culminating Project presentations, so I'm gonna take this snow as a gift of a 9-hour workday instead of a 12-hour one.

HunterGather
01-10-2011, 12:09 PM
LCD Soundsystems "YEAH" is in a new Xbox Kinect commercial. Neat.

OnlyNonStranger
01-11-2011, 02:05 PM
Does anybody else wish we could upload pictures directly from our phones to the board?

miscorrections
01-11-2011, 02:09 PM
No.

I started two metal bands in the past 24 hours.

Mr. Dylanja
01-11-2011, 02:09 PM
LCD Soundsystems "YEAH" is in a new Xbox Kinect commercial. Neat.

There's a thread for this.





My default comment: I really hope they move the beer garden back behind the sahara tent this year.

HunterGather
01-11-2011, 03:42 PM
http://i52.tinypic.com/2ugjg9g.jpg

Cpt. Funkaho
01-11-2011, 05:50 PM
I just saw one of those "And I'm a Mormon" ads online, and I thought it said, "And I'm a Moron."

Morons need their own advocacy group.

HunterGather
01-11-2011, 05:53 PM
Mormons suck, and i feel bad whenever i see young mormons riding around on their bikes, cause im thinking they are working and going door to door to try to convert people, and they should be out having fun or being gay or whatever they are trying to keep bottled up.

The one time they came knocking on my door, my better half had already left for work. Otherwise, a display would have been made to make them uncomfortable.
...
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc7zrvoHTg1qeko9wo1_500.png

MissingPerson
01-11-2011, 05:54 PM
I'm pretty sure I've never met a Mormon. I'd like to though, so I can cross them off the secret demographic checklist I keep like some kind of creepy person birdwatcher.

EDIT:

Actually, I tell a lie, I think Will Butler might still be half-assedly LDS.


Morons need their own advocacy group.

They have plenty.

/mild advocacy group zing.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-11-2011, 05:57 PM
I used to work with a Mormon and he once told me about the magic underwear.

MissingPerson
01-11-2011, 05:58 PM
Oh man I forgot that was a thing. Awesome.

Did he tell you about it as you and your friends were holding him down to rape him or anything? Because I get that vibe from your post quite inexplicably.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
01-11-2011, 06:52 PM
My default comment: I really hope they move the beer garden back behind the sahara tent this year.

YES. Much better location than where it was last year.

GeezrRckr
01-11-2011, 06:54 PM
yep. do this.

(and you mean to the right side, right)

algunz
01-11-2011, 07:02 PM
Not if the keep the VIP Rose Garden.

BROKENDOLL
01-14-2011, 03:23 AM
I just got an email with a picture of a naked girl in it. She's got a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. The punchline? "When you put your ear next to it, you can smell the ocean."

This was sent to me by another adult male. Please explain to me why this happens. Do you partake in this bullshit? STOP IT!!


You smell like the ocean down there? You know, like fish? LOL! *pink elephant* LOL!
Well, if you guys are gonna waltz around with something that resembles a sea slug, I see no problem in this pairing.

marooko
01-14-2011, 08:07 AM
I just got an email with a picture of a naked girl in it. She's got a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. The punchline? "When you put your ear next to it, you can smell the ocean."

This was sent to me by another adult male. Please explain to me why this happens. Do you partake in this bullshit? STOP IT!!

TomAz
01-14-2011, 08:17 AM
stop having stupid friends, mookie

marooko
01-14-2011, 08:26 AM
I'll drop you first, you and that mookie bullshit. So cute.

algunz
01-14-2011, 09:17 AM
I just got an email with a picture of a naked girl in it. She's got a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. The punchline? "When you put your ear next to it, you can smell the ocean."

This was sent to me by another adult male. Please explain to me why this happens. Do you partake in this bullshit? STOP IT!!

Was she nice to look at? What's wrong with getting an email like that?

marooko
01-14-2011, 09:50 AM
You smell like the ocean down there? You know, like fish? LOL! *pink elephant* LOL!

chairmenmeow47
01-14-2011, 10:15 AM
I just saw one of those "And I'm a Mormon" ads online, and I thought it said, "And I'm a Moron."

Morons need their own advocacy group.

according to that prop 8 movie, they have one. i watched that last night.

one of my friends at boarding school was mormon. this was an art school. i loved when she told the most flaming guy in school that she didn't believe in gays. we spent the rest of the year joking about how he wasn't real. she was also given her "life path" in high school, which said she'd marry a long-time friend. so her mom constantly tried to get her to date this male friend of hers. but then when she got older, she was told she was given the wrong life path.

canexplain
01-14-2011, 01:30 PM
Nature fights back:


MOSCOW (Reuters) A wounded fox shot its would be killer in Belarus by pulling the trigger on the hunter's gun as the pair scuffled after the man tried to finish the animal off with the butt of the rifle, media said Thursday.

The unnamed hunter, who had approached the fox after wounding it from a distance, was in hospital with a leg wound, while the fox made its escape, media said, citing prosecutors from the Grodno region.

"The animal fiercely resisted and in the struggle accidentally pulled the trigger with its paw," one prosecutor was quoted as saying.

stellarpoet22
01-14-2011, 02:43 PM
im having trouble uploading my avatar pic....any tips...sorry i know wrng thread...but still tips?...pm me...please

Courtney
01-14-2011, 03:13 PM
im having trouble uploading my avatar pic....any tips...sorry i know wrng thread...but still tips?...pm me...please

1. Find an image you want to use
2. Open up a image editing program and crop/re-size it so that it's 75 by 75 pixels or 19.5 KB (whichever is smaller)
3. Save it as a jpeg or gif, in a location you can find on your computer
4. Open your internet browser and log into the Coachella Message Board
5. Click on the "User CP" tab on the upper left
6. Under the menu on the far left, click on "Edit Avatar" under Settings & Options
7. Click the "Use Custom Avatar" button
8. Under Option 2, choose the file that you previous resized and saved to your computer
9. Click "Save Changes"
10. Profit

GeezrRckr
01-14-2011, 07:17 PM
copious amounts of dog puke. best friday night ever.

algunz
01-14-2011, 09:08 PM
:( Poor doggy.

MissingPerson
01-15-2011, 09:58 PM
If anybody's got anything good for Next Time You Try To Look Hot, now's the time.

It's been suffering something of a dry spell.

MissingPerson
01-16-2011, 12:56 PM
Scientist Valentines:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/65865330/science-valentines

guedita
01-16-2011, 08:00 PM
Bahahahahahahaha I just read this sentence in a student's SAT essay:

"Led by Martin Luther King Jr., the blacks tried to tell everyone that they were worthy."

CuervoPH
01-16-2011, 08:03 PM
"We didn't land on aptitude tests. Aptitude tests landed on us."

choice cat
01-16-2011, 08:04 PM
I remember some of my teachers in high school would read some funny phrases from benchmark essays and what not, sometimes very lol worthy. The funniest one broke down 4 or 5 different races and explained what was wrong with each of them, also referring to filipinos as the black people of the asian race.

Ride a Tire!
01-17-2011, 02:17 AM
also referring to filipinos as the black people of the asian race.

My Filipino friends say they're the Mexicans of the Asian race.

sonofhal
01-17-2011, 08:44 AM
Could all these people posting from the future please let me know the lineups for the next 95 years please.

MissingPerson
01-17-2011, 09:53 AM
I think it might be time to retreat to the Misc lounge for a bit.

SoulDischarge
01-17-2011, 09:55 AM
Could all these people posting from the future please let me know the lineups for the next 95 years please.

That shitty opening band you saw last week? Headlining in five years. Everyone is pissed.

marooko
01-17-2011, 10:11 AM
WTF?!

marooko
01-17-2011, 10:12 AM
hahahahahahaha! Wow.

Geno_g
01-17-2011, 10:13 AM
There's some time travel going on...

cradlerobber
01-17-2011, 02:24 PM
i'm reading Shantaram and it's incredible

cradlerobber
01-17-2011, 02:24 PM
i am way too entertained by the 2106 ordeal

Sublime
01-17-2011, 02:36 PM
The board is fucked right now.

You are

Sleepingrock
01-18-2011, 03:24 PM
I have a dilemma, do I show up to Astronomy late to see what this five oclock announcement is, or do I sit through astronomy till six twenty and find out the lineup isn't up yet??

RageAgainstTheAoki
01-18-2011, 06:12 PM
This is a picture of a WWII American soldier stationed in Australia greeting his pet baby kangaroo.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3623/3527155504_6a47fb4988_z.jpg

bmack86
01-18-2011, 06:16 PM
My Filipino friends say they're the Mexicans of the Asian race.

I've heard that claim from Korean friends, as well as the black Asian claim from Korean friends.

Sublime
01-19-2011, 02:59 PM
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/rubber/

Hannahrain
01-20-2011, 01:49 AM
http://www.katu.com/news/local/114259129.html

Hannahrain
01-20-2011, 01:51 AM
It's okay. Here is my bus pass and here is my pony's bus pass.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-20-2011, 06:36 PM
Hahaha. The South Park where Indiana Jones gets raped is on right now.

canexplain
01-21-2011, 04:42 AM
So now instead of getting let go on Aug 1st, this certain project won't get done till Dec 31th. Guess I will have a job till then. I was sort of looking foward to not working. cr****

Sleepingrock
01-21-2011, 02:06 PM
I had a dream last night that I was doing the essential mix. My selection was about 20 records, and the only suitable ones were Trentmoller, and I only had one turntable. It didn't make too much sense but after I put on a second record I shut down a laptop I had and left, I was kinda angry.

knytt
01-23-2011, 09:56 PM
The board is fucked right now.

Did anyone else lose the board for quite a while?

Courtney
01-24-2011, 02:01 PM
Someone just e-mailed me about borrowing a "Show Pan" CD.

I.F.A.
01-24-2011, 02:02 PM
Someone just e-mailed me about borrowing a "Show Pan" CD.

Is he related to "Beat Oven"?

downingthief
01-24-2011, 02:02 PM
Someone just e-mailed me about borrowing a "Show Pan" CD.

Is that the guy from Big Trouble in Little China? Oh, wait...that was LOW Pan.

Aphxtwinin
01-24-2011, 08:45 PM
Freezing my ass in the Rockies in Cordillera

HunterGather
01-25-2011, 08:55 AM
http://i54.tinypic.com/2rcobgp.jpg

marooko
01-25-2011, 08:57 AM
Is that the guy from Big Trouble in Little China? Oh, wait...that was LOW Pan.

That's what I was thinking. Thank you for clarifying.

I like seeing this post below me every time I come in here.

Sublime
01-25-2011, 04:31 PM
This is dope - history of hip-hop
g0_2vmkTmf0

marooko
01-26-2011, 07:11 AM
The Beatles. Good, but way fucking overrated.

PlayaDelWes
01-26-2011, 07:47 AM
The number sign # is called an octothorpe.

chairmenmeow47
01-27-2011, 01:49 PM
i just got an email from a volunteer group with the title "wine, women and horses".

I.F.A.
01-27-2011, 01:52 PM
i just got an email from a volunteer group with the title "wine, women and horses".

That sounds like the title of either a country song or some very illicit pornography.

daxton
01-27-2011, 05:03 PM
I got a voicemail today from a chick who knew my name and was "wondering if we can still get together before Saturday at Blue's (if they still have the trapeze up) so we can practice our poses and see how long we can hold them (1 minute, 3 minutes, 5 minutes)." I don't know what to think... My name is not in my outgoing message.

algunz
01-27-2011, 05:06 PM
That's putting it mildly.

Pixiessp
01-27-2011, 11:30 PM
First song that came up on my Pandora radio: Corporeal by Broadcast.

I started singing then I remembered. :(

wmgaretjax
01-28-2011, 02:45 PM
There is an episode of the x-files where a guy hallucinates that his tattoo talks to him with Jodie Foster's voice.

MissingPerson
01-28-2011, 02:52 PM
"Never Again"!, yeah. It's good, Scully all the way.

As far as I know, Foster went uncredited too, kind of a nice in-jokey nod to Silence of the Lambs.

wmgaretjax
01-28-2011, 03:42 PM
"Never Again"!, yeah. It's good, Scully all the way.

As far as I know, Foster went uncredited too, kind of a nice in-jokey nod to Silence of the Lambs.

Yeah. It's a terrible episode as far as the MOTW thing goes... but a great Scully episode in general.

I'm pretty jazzed about X-Files being on netflix if it wasn't obvious.

Hannahrain
01-28-2011, 09:46 PM
http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/stopthepresses/361718/ind-girls-national-anthem-rendition-stirs-flap/

I mean. And read the comments. I'm just. I don't.


Edit:


I don't need a person named mohaamed telling me what is acceptable.

SoulDischarge
01-28-2011, 10:16 PM
Yeah. It's a terrible episode as far as the MOTW thing goes... but a great Scully episode in general.

I'm pretty jazzed about X-Files being on netflix if it wasn't obvious.

Oh god. You're going to make me invest the next month or two of my life in this.

zircona1
01-29-2011, 01:24 PM
http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/stopthepresses/361718/ind-girls-national-anthem-rendition-stirs-flap/

I mean. And read the comments. I'm just. I don't.


Edit:

The comments on any political or social issue on Yahoo are always like that - it's like a bunch of children on a playground yelling insults at each other. I read them sometimes, I can't help it, and a lot of them scare me.

MissingPerson
01-30-2011, 04:11 PM
All our depression problems are solved!

http://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-Depression-Constrict-Everyday/dp/0595094724/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1296413319&sr=8-2

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/418HYR1S49L._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg

wmgaretjax
01-30-2011, 04:13 PM
Oh god. You're going to make me invest the next month or two of my life in this.

Apparently a third film got green lit and it sounds like it might focus on the mythology plot (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE).

Sublime
02-01-2011, 09:54 AM
The most amazing building on Earth
http://cdnl.complex.com/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/ART/2011/01/architectural-achievements/620x400/sagrada-familia-1.jpg
http://www.sagradafamilia.cat/sf-eng/index.php

Alchemy
02-01-2011, 10:16 AM
Dear Timothy Michel,

Thank you for sending us “How to Be a Better Swimmer.” Unfortunately, we must pass at this time.

Best of luck placing your work elsewhere.

Sincerely,

Tin House Editors

I wanted to share my first rejection letter with you guys.

Still-ill
02-01-2011, 10:34 AM
ha.

TomAz
02-01-2011, 12:40 PM
9nTPX4JW_Ts

HunterGather
02-01-2011, 03:41 PM
4YdAKxEfHk0

TallGuyCM
02-03-2011, 05:37 PM
There was an Asian lady driving really slow in the fast lane in front of me on the 405 today, I was really tempted to roll down my window while passing her and yell "YOU DLIVE FASTA PREASE!!!!"

daxton
02-03-2011, 05:53 PM
I got a voicemail today from a chick who knew my name and was "wondering if we can still get together before Saturday at Blue's (if they still have the trapeze up) so we can practice our poses and see how long we can hold them (1 minute, 3 minutes, 5 minutes)." I don't know what to think... My name is not in my outgoing message.

Really? Nothing? This was really weird and I still don't know what the fuck.

And, the racist in me lol'd, Chris.

TallGuyCM
02-03-2011, 06:10 PM
It's not racist, it's true.

daxton
02-03-2011, 06:14 PM
Well, it's funny either way.

daxton
02-03-2011, 10:52 PM
Regular intro.

Must have missed this a month ago. I'm jealous. I want to be taking a linguistics class :(

rskapcat
02-04-2011, 09:22 AM
I can't stop looking at this guy's face. The fact that he looks a wee bit like HvR just makes it more awesome.

http://cdn02.cdn.gofugyourself.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/108544203-419x627.jpg

Gribbz
02-04-2011, 09:28 AM
"Why are you single?"

I just love when girls ask me that.

TallGuyCM
02-04-2011, 10:01 AM
ahahahahaha that HvR look-alike is too much.

rskapcat
02-04-2011, 10:25 AM
That face is killing me.

SoulDischarge
02-04-2011, 10:42 AM
Not really getting the Brandon resemblance.

rskapcat
02-04-2011, 10:44 AM
Just enough in the eyes for me to picture Brandon as an ice dancer. More like a half-brother than a twin.

amyzzz
02-04-2011, 11:14 AM
That's an uncanny resemblance.

chairmenmeow47
02-04-2011, 11:53 AM
"Why are you single?"

I just love when girls ask me that.

indeed.

downingthief
02-04-2011, 12:47 PM
"Why are you single?"

I just love when girls ask me that.

What's your standard response?

sonofhal
02-05-2011, 01:26 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/Selling-8-Beyblades-Replace-DESTROYED-Bathtub-/280625155361?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4156900d21#ht_500wt_922

guedita
02-06-2011, 08:09 AM
I find the phrase "I live for the nights I won't remember with the people I'll never forget" utterly repugnant.

samiksha
02-06-2011, 05:27 PM
life isn't the number of breaths you take, but the number of moments that take your breath away

guedita
02-06-2011, 05:34 PM
Dance like nobody's watching. Love like you've never been hurt.

Hannahrain
02-06-2011, 05:40 PM
Wear sunscreen.

CuervoPH
02-06-2011, 06:42 PM
Watch out for snakes!

JelloPuddingChat
02-06-2011, 06:45 PM
MST3K. hahaha.

Pixiessp
02-06-2011, 07:26 PM
Yb5kzDwFNbE

MissingPerson
02-07-2011, 12:20 PM
"Apparently elderly" lady with handbag descends upon six sledgehammer-wielding raiders like the wrath of God.

http://www.channel4.com/news/woman-armed-with-handbag-tackles-smash-and-grab-robbers

weeklymix
02-08-2011, 06:22 AM
I made the best cup of Earl Grey that has ever been made in the history of mankind this morning. It has been one of the more satisfying moments of 2011.

daxton
02-08-2011, 06:25 AM
My dog had puppies this morning. We didn't know she was pregnant.

MissingPerson
02-08-2011, 07:17 AM
That must have been quite the emotional rollercoaster. "JESUS, THE DOG EXPLODE- oh puppies!"

You know, now that I think about it, the reproductive cycle is pretty weird.

daxton
02-08-2011, 07:25 AM
Well, technically she's my dad's dog. Her boobs had been getting bigger and she seemed to be thick in the middle. But my dad said the timing would make it impossible. So, he called me this morning to tell me I'm right and he's an idiot. I wish I'd been there. She's just a puppy herself. I am such a sap for dogs.

TommyboyUNM
02-08-2011, 07:30 AM
Well, technically she's my dad's dog. Her boobs had been getting bigger and she seemed to be thick in the middle. But my dad said the timing would make it impossible. So, he called me this morning to tell me I'm right and he's an idiot. I wish I'd been there. She's just a puppy herself. I am such a sap for dogs.

That must have put you in an awkward position because it's really impolite to ask a dog if it's pregnant. You don't want to be wrong and offend it. The common etiquette is to let it volunteer that information first.

daxton
02-08-2011, 07:33 AM
The bitch kept her mouth shut the whole time.

J~$$$$
02-08-2011, 07:33 AM
PUPPY PICS OR GTFO.

daxton
02-08-2011, 07:39 AM
In the process. Hold please.

daxton
02-08-2011, 08:01 AM
Gah. I just found 2 dead puppies and I'm really sad :(

J~$$$$
02-08-2011, 08:13 AM
Gah. I just found 2 dead puppies and I'm really sad :(

Way to ruin the mood.

MissingPerson
02-08-2011, 08:32 AM
I hate you for making me think about dog boobs for a second.

koryp
02-08-2011, 08:43 AM
I just found 2 dead puppies...... :(

Great song title for an Acid Bath reunion. Look on the bright side Whitney, a least.....
Nevermind.
Dead puppies suck.

daxton
02-08-2011, 08:44 AM
Thanks for the comforting words guys!

Anyway.......here are all the live puppies!!!!

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5251/5428156027_177a6bc327.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/whit-dog/5428156027/)

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5055/5428156299_772bb5ca47.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/whit-dog/5428156299/)

PlayaDelWes
02-08-2011, 08:45 AM
Gah. I just found 2 dead puppies and I'm really sad :(

Too bad you didn't find them before they DIED!

daxton
02-08-2011, 08:46 AM
Too bad you didn't find them before they DIED!

I know. Four died all together. And the runt isn't eating yet. Boooo.

daxton
02-08-2011, 08:47 AM
And, thanks, Kory (unsarcastically). This morning has been fucking bizarre.

J~$$$$
02-08-2011, 08:54 AM
Stop being a Debbie downer. 3 puppies! I want non nursing photos please.

koryp
02-08-2011, 08:56 AM
Thanks for the comforting words guys!

Anyway.......here are all the live puppies!!!!

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5251/5428156027_177a6bc327.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/whit-dog/5428156027/)

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5055/5428156299_772bb5ca47.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/whit-dog/5428156299/)

Cute pups and that bitch knew she was pregnant.

skyismad
02-08-2011, 08:58 AM
Honest question time: Am I right in being mad that my roommate bought stanky-ass hamsters without asking me or my girlfriend, or should I mind my own business? Currently the whole apartment smells like gerbil stank, and he hasn't cleaned their cage since he got them a week and a half ago. He also left for the weekend, leaving us to feed them.

daxton
02-08-2011, 09:08 AM
Stop being a Debbie downer. 3 puppies! I want non nursing photos please.

Ok. Well newborn puppies mostly just nurse and sleep under mom. I'll get some as soon as I can. One of these guys is goin' to town.

koryp
02-08-2011, 09:14 AM
Honest question time: Am I right in being mad that my roommate bought stanky-ass hamsters without asking me or my girlfriend, or should I mind my own business? Currently the whole apartment smells like gerbil stank, and he hasn't cleaned their cage since he got them a week and a half ago. He also left for the weekend, leaving us to feed them.

You could be working on your "sorry man, I just went in Sunday and found them like that. Dude, at least they didn't suffer" speech.

Honest answer^^^^

daxton
02-08-2011, 10:41 AM
She just had another puppy when I let her out to pee. It's ok :) Four puppies!!!

MissingPerson
02-08-2011, 10:44 AM
Your dog is some kind of freaky Alien Queen.

koryp
02-08-2011, 10:46 AM
This bitch is starting to sound like a professional welfare mom Whitney

daxton
02-08-2011, 10:50 AM
Your dog is some kind of freaky Alien Queen.

Haha. Maybe I'll write a Sci-Fi screenplay about her. I guess dogs take all day to get all the babies out. The new one is a champ. Eating already.

J~$$$$
02-08-2011, 11:02 AM
Can we name the dumpster puppies?

daxton
02-08-2011, 11:02 AM
You're a sweetheart. Go ahead.

J~$$$$
02-08-2011, 11:11 AM
#1 La-na pronounced (La dash nah)
#2 DD pronounced (dumpster dog)
#3 Jordache

daxton
02-08-2011, 11:23 AM
I wonder why the died :( La-na would have been such a good name.

By the way, there were 4 of them.

Hannahrain
02-08-2011, 11:34 AM
Well. Sounds like my downstairs neighbor croons Christmas carols when he pees.

koryp
02-08-2011, 11:36 AM
I wonder why the died :( La-na would have been such a good name.

By the way, there were 4 of them.

4. Lotus?

daxton
02-08-2011, 11:41 AM
4. Lotus?

I like it.

PlayaDelWes
02-08-2011, 12:18 PM
5. Rager

daxton
02-08-2011, 12:22 PM
Fuuuuuck I think she's about to have another one. I hope I'm wrong.

chairmenmeow47
02-08-2011, 12:27 PM
Well. Sounds like my downstairs neighbor croons Christmas carols when he pees.

secular or no?

canexplain
02-08-2011, 01:36 PM
They fired 10 people at my work today. I hate it when I know what is going to happen to a friend and can't say anything :( cr****

getbetter
02-08-2011, 01:38 PM
that sucks

daxton
02-08-2011, 02:22 PM
Ouch. That does.

Two more disturbing things I'd like to share:

Now every time I see something small and dark I think it's a dead puppy.

And, I've been milking a dog off and on for a few hours.

koryp
02-08-2011, 02:24 PM
Ouch. That does.

Two more disturbing things I'd like to share:

Now every time I see something small and dark I think it's a dead puppy.

And, I've been milking a dog off and on for a few hours.

this should be in the confessions thread.

Courtney
02-08-2011, 02:25 PM
I just saw the uber hairy balls of a homeless man. Today is not my day.

MissingPerson
02-08-2011, 02:29 PM
Hairier than they're meant to be, like?

Courtney
02-08-2011, 02:35 PM
Let's just say that he was the kind of guy who would benefit from some serious manscaping.

Courtney
02-08-2011, 02:41 PM
Although I would probably put a shower, clothing that covers his private business, and anti-crazy pills higher on the list.

Hannahrain
02-08-2011, 02:47 PM
Click here to donate to Honolulu's new Manscape the Homeless initiative. Because nobody should have to struggle for presentable genitals.

Hannahrain
02-08-2011, 02:52 PM
There's a cocktail at ATP in it for best Manscape the Homeless Honolulu slogan. Ready, go.

J~$$$$
02-08-2011, 03:10 PM
Lather up and go nuts.

Courtney
02-08-2011, 03:18 PM
Tidy Turf:

You may be homeless, but that doesn't mean you can't mow your lawn.

TheClares
02-08-2011, 03:33 PM
Aloha Balls!

Sleepingrock
02-09-2011, 08:48 PM
Did anyone ever think that Kanye storming the stage was a tribute to ODB?

http://www.vh1.com/news/articles/1429492/02261998/ghostface_killah.jhtml

daxton
02-09-2011, 08:52 PM
5. Rager

Wes, when you posted this there were not 5. There are now.

GeezrRckr
02-11-2011, 03:53 PM
wasn't sure where to put this, so here it shall lay.

so i went to see an orthodontist today to discuss straightening my teeth (my teeth/bite have changed for the worse since having my jaw fractured in 1999). long story short is that Visaline is going to cost about $6k! holy shitballs!

my question is has anyone else used Visaline...or priced it? if so, please share your results and the pricing you got (i am just wondering if this is something i can shop or not).

thanks in advance.

Bud Luster
02-11-2011, 03:58 PM
Drew, both of my parents are hygienists and I've asked about getting my bottom teeth straightened (again! I didn't wear my retainer after having braces) and they both said 2 - 3 g's for Invisaline. 6 sounds like way too much. Standard braces are cheaper and may yield faster results, but then ya gotta wear fucking braces as a grown man. Definitely shop.

daxton
02-11-2011, 04:00 PM
I priced Invisalign and had a consultation about 6 or 7 years ago. Visaline is something different? I had dental coverage at the time that would cover $2,000 and the remaining would be another $2,000. I'm not sure if the extra 2k you're talking is inflation or location or the specific ortho. I'd shop around just to be sure, though. I have a friend who uses Invisalign and likes it. I think it helps her cut down on eating, too. I decided against the orthodontia. My teeth are straight enough and I could benefit from being less vain.

Hannahrain
02-11-2011, 04:01 PM
Drew, both of my parents are hygienists and I've asked about getting my bottom teeth straightened (again! I didn't wear my retainer after having braces) and they both said 2 - 3 g's for Invisaline. 6 sounds like way too much. Standard braces are cheaper and may yield faster results, but then ya gotta wear fucking braces as a grown man. Definitely shop.

If you asked just about your bottom teeth, you'd only need one tray. He seems to be interested in a full set. Wouldn't it logically follow that his estimate for twice the straightened teeth would be twice what yours was?

(I don't mean that question in a mocking way - I'm legitimately asking. It's entirely possible that it's not as simple as just getting one tray for the bottom and I don't know it.)

Bud Luster
02-11-2011, 04:02 PM
Ok, did some quick research and it can vary. I'm sure my parents were giving me the "insider" price quote, but I did find this:

2,400 Glendale, CA: 1 Month In, Great So Far! But Be Sure You Are a Good
$ 5,250 New York City, NY: Expensive Lesson in Invisalign
$ 6,400 California: Wish I'd Done Braces
$ 4,300 Chicago: Invisalign: What They Don't Tell You
$ 5,000 Bristol, CT: Invisalign Review, my Pros and Cons (W/video)
$ 6,200 Woodbury, MN: Invisalign for Severe Case (24 Months) - It’s So Worth It!
$ 3,000 Huntington Beach, California: One Invisalign Experience
$ 5,000 Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada: Second Round of Orthodontics with Invisalign
$ 5,000 Philadelphia, PA: Still Working on It, with Good Results!...Now, Some Details You Should Know....
$ 6,000 Maryland: Yes, Invisalign Works Even on REALLY Bad Teeth
$ 4,000 Reidsville, NC : I Would Be a Spokesperson for Invisalign! :)
$ 5,300 Seattle, WA, USA: Loved the Results of Invisalign
$ 5,000 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania: BIG REGRET
$ 4,500 Orlando, Florida: So Far So Good.
$ 5,000 Minnesota: Challenging but Worth It (Age 29)
$ 5,700 Marietta, GA: Get Braces!! Not Worth It, Will Not Get As Good of Results, Alot They Don't Tell You
$ 6,300 Miami: Litigation Attorney 4 Months Into Treatment
$ 3,500 Fort Collins, CO: Invisalign is Worth It, but the Patient Has to Pay Attention and Wear the Aligners
$ 3,500 Chesapeake, Virginia: Excellent Results - but Do Your Homework Before Committing.
$ 2,500 Baltimore, MD: It Might Be Worth It, but Be Aware.....
$ 3,500 Brossard, Quebec, Canada: So It Begins...!
$ 5,900 Long Beach, CA: Don't Go to a Dentist for Invisalign, See an Orthodontist
$ 6,400 Riverside, California: BEWARE OF INVISALIGN!
$ 4,000 Bend, OR: Here's How to Love the Results AND the Experience...
$ 2,400 Greensboro, NC: 6 Weeks to Go - a Tip Regarding Toothpaste and Mouth Irritation
$ 6,000 Toronto, Ontario, Canada: Biggest Mistake I Ever Made
$ 5,200 Orlando, FL: Halfway Through and Very Happy!
$ 1,200 Livonia, MI: Invisalign Was Worth It!

*edit, what Hannah said.

GeezrRckr
02-11-2011, 04:22 PM
Kelly....why in hell do you need them, you have such nice teeth (and, don't get any ideas...i look at eyes, then teeth when first i meet someone). also, where did you find this research...i think i'd like to drill down on some of those reviews.

thanks, guys...and, yes, i meant Invisalign.

MissingPerson
02-11-2011, 04:45 PM
See, I never got the straight teeth thing. Unless your teeth have bits of beef in them, I don't give a shit. The only people I've ever known to care about the straightness of teeth are the teethbearers in question.

I like wonky teeth. A charmingly snarky snaggletooth has been known to make me weak at the knees.

Gribbz
02-11-2011, 04:48 PM
Gemma and PTA sittin' in a tree...

Bud Luster
02-11-2011, 04:50 PM
Wonky teeth. Beautiful. Yeah Geezer the top ones all are nice and super straight and the bottoms are a bit crammed. I have one rogue tooth fucking everything up. I really don't need it. My dad pretty much told me to fuck off when I suggested the Invisalign, but its my dough, so...

Edit for info. Interactive map included.

http://www.realself.com/Invisalign/cost

GeezrRckr
02-11-2011, 05:13 PM
I like wonky teeth. A charmingly snarky snaggletooth has been known to make me weak at the knees.

http://www.nndb.com/people/985/000030895/thomyork8-crop.jpg

oh, you British Islanders and your funny choppers.

MissingPerson
02-11-2011, 05:14 PM
Once upon a time, a comedian made a crack that if there were ever a fire at the Golden Globes, the only corpses anybody would be able to identify in the aftermath would be all the HBO show Europeans and Steve Buscemi.

Lookit, so long as you aren't a professional toothpaste spokesmodel, I don't get the obsession with total dental genericness. In the case of a jaw fracture, I can see why it might cause problems, but it's not something that would make me cross the street in horror, or even bother to break off a conversation.

Am I unusual in that? I'm curious - is this something that genuinely bothers people in a partner?

samiksha
02-11-2011, 05:15 PM
I think its mostly something that bothers people about themselves

MissingPerson
02-11-2011, 05:29 PM
Right - one of those weird little details that people fixate on, like a birthmark or a minor scar, that nobody else on earth would really register.

GeezrRckr
02-11-2011, 05:33 PM
well, there is a reason why the term "million dollar smile" was coined.

my feeling is that it's all in how you use your smile. the combination of the eyes and one's mojo are just as potent as lovely, straight white choppers (usually moreso, no?).

(ps - thanks for taking my unfortunate mugging into account MP)

samiksha
02-11-2011, 05:35 PM
I feel that way about my teeth and I used to cover my mouth a lot when I laughed or smile without showing my teeth but I think it was obvious how insecure I was and only drew more attention to it. Now I just let em fly.

Hannahrain
02-11-2011, 05:40 PM
People with no scars or "this is from that time I..." marks on their body make me a little uncomfortable. Being around them is like drinking red wine on someone else's brand-new furniture.

Hannahrain
02-11-2011, 05:41 PM
I guess what I'm saying is don't hand me your new baby if it's not okay if I get wine on it.

GeezrRckr
02-11-2011, 05:45 PM
so does this mean we're going to compare war stories when we hang out at Coachella? that might take a few sets (speaking for myself, that is).

MissingPerson
02-11-2011, 05:47 PM
But that's the really perverse thing; a slightly crooked smile has character. Scars have stories. I like both, a whole bunch.

Honestly, totally flawless looking people just do not appeal to me. I can't quite believe they've ever had fun or ever plan to. I want to hear the story about the time you split your eyebrow juggling butterknives for a bet.

Bud Luster
02-11-2011, 05:50 PM
Honestly, a busted grill is a big turn off for me. They certainly don't have to be perfect though.

daxton
02-11-2011, 05:50 PM
Once upon a time, a comedian made a crack that if there were ever a fire at the Golden Globes, the only corpses anybody would be able to identify in the aftermath would be all the HBO show Europeans and Steve Buscemi.

Lookit, so long as you aren't a professional toothpaste spokesmodel, I don't get the obsession with total dental genericness. In the case of a jaw fracture, I can see why it might cause problems, but it's not something that would make me cross the street in horror, or even bother to break off a conversation.

Am I unusual in that? I'm curious - is this something that genuinely bothers people in a partner?

Yeah, I think so. I know so many people, especially females, that place great importance on teeth. Not to mention we're wired to be attracted to symmetry and seemingly good genes. I know so many chicks who might like a guy if it weren't for his jacked up teeth. Sometimes this has to do with decay, though, and not just crookedness. I don't mind an imperfect set to a point, but if they're gross looking, there's no way I'm putting my tongue in there. Barf.

Edit* Also, sooooooo many people could use a little whitening. It goes a long way.

Bud Luster
02-11-2011, 05:50 PM
Daxton is right on with this one.

MissingPerson
02-11-2011, 05:51 PM
A missing or visibly rotted tooth, sure. After that, not the slightest fuck do I give.

wmgaretjax
02-11-2011, 06:21 PM
hey Dax, how were Sandra Bullock's teeth in that minstrel show?

SoulDischarge
02-11-2011, 09:10 PM
See, I never got the straight teeth thing. Unless your teeth have bits of beef in them, I don't give a shit. The only people I've ever known to care about the straightness of teeth are the teethbearers in question.

I like wonky teeth. A charmingly snarky snaggletooth has been known to make me weak at the knees.

You're from the country that produced Shane McGowan.


I don't think I care, but there's this one guy I fool around with and he's got pretty fucked up teeth and it's a slight turn off. So maybe I care more than I think I do. Or maybe it's just him.

daxton
02-11-2011, 09:30 PM
hey Dax, how were Sandra Bullock's teeth in that minstrel show?

Too good. And too white.

Pixiessp
02-11-2011, 09:36 PM
I've never had anybody ever say anything bad about my teeth until I joined this board.

wmgaretjax
02-11-2011, 09:38 PM
Too good. And too white.

hahaha.

teeth only bug me if they are really bad. but a little yellow or a little crooked doesn't bug me. sometimes idiosyncrasies are nice...

algunz
02-11-2011, 09:40 PM
I may have to get my jaw broken, realigned, and then braces at some point. I have horrible TMJ and it's getting worse. :nono

Pixiessp
02-11-2011, 09:41 PM
Noses are sexy. I don't like button noses. They have to have character.

Hannahrain
02-11-2011, 09:43 PM
God I fucking love noses.

Still-ill
02-11-2011, 09:46 PM
I only look at noses when they are exceptional. I'm the Ivy Leage of nose lionizing.

PlayaDelWes
02-11-2011, 10:14 PM
Not to get all cutsey wootsey on you guys, but tonight we took our girls to see a play (one without a line). Apparently our four year old has been learning about Abraham Lincoln this week and has a fear about about plays. Some sort of dramaphobia. Her first reaction was 'Are we gonna get shot?'. During the play 'Are they gonna shoot us?'. After the play 'Yay, we didn't get shot'.

TommyboyUNM
02-11-2011, 10:38 PM
Did they know they were daddy's 2nd choice for the evening behind Arcade Fire?

GeezrRckr
02-11-2011, 10:42 PM
God I fucking love noses.


I only look at noses when they are exceptional. I'm the Ivy Leage of nose lionizing.
there's this guy on the board named fatbastard. you guys should talk. maybe start a social group.

Hannahrain
02-12-2011, 06:27 PM
http://www.walletpop.com/2011/02/11/video-baby-monitor-recall-2-babies-strangled-in-cords/

What a tasteful press photo. Good thing they added it.

marooko
02-12-2011, 06:59 PM
I'm considering changing my avatar. Maybe I'll make the mouth eat the baby. Hmm.

daxton
02-12-2011, 07:14 PM
That's not the best idea.

Still-ill
02-12-2011, 07:31 PM
Not enough nose avatars, too many mouths.

daxton
02-12-2011, 08:17 PM
He and I are both mouths. Weird. And Geezr is an eye. We definitely need some noses. And maybe some ears.

Still-ill
02-12-2011, 08:22 PM
Is Ol' Ron still his own mouth with the Cheshire cat in it?

Hannahrain
02-13-2011, 02:08 AM
Browsing the newsletter/email update archives of a 20+ year old Cryonics info dissemination group. There's nothing quite like watching last generation's lunatics talk amongst themselves.



From: "(Roy R. Beatty) Keane, Inc. 302-774-0335 B-10217"
<BEATTYR%JLCL01%dupont.com@RELAY.CS.NET>
Subject: CRYONICS -- Glassification, Uploading
To: ho4cad!kqb%att.att.com@RELAY.CS.NET
X-VMS-To: @BWINE:[BEATTYR.MAIL]CRYO,BEATTYR
Status: R

Re: Glassification of Whole-Body Patients

Dear Dr. Cryo,

If vitrification/glassification is possible at -135C (or whatever) at
perfusion levels not toxic to brain cells, could the rest of the body
be perfused and "glassed" in a cryonic pressure "kiln" and preserved
as well? That is, does glassification make whole-body preservation
more sensible? Non-toxic whole-body preservation might mean that a
patient could be revived before the advent of molecular assemblers.
Does glassification re-open the neuro-preservation debate?

Roy

[ At the Oct. 30 Life Against Death conference Mike Darwin pointed out
that improved suspension technology could make whole-body preservation
much preferable to neuro. Currently all forms of suspension introduce
so much damage that the technology required to fix that damage should be
able to clone easily a new body for the head. When suspension improves
so that it causes only a little damage, then whole-body suspension would
likely become preferable. If glassification (vitrification) becomes
successful for whole bodies in the near future, then the answer to your
questions probably becomes "Yes". - Kevin Q. Brown ]


Re: Uploading Blow-Out

Pete,

>> Joe Blow is essentially incurious and hostile to change. ...
>> Uploading might just make a marketable alternative to death, but it
>> won't appeal to Joe Blow if he has even the slimmest chance at a
>> decent meat life.

I suspect that Mr. Blow, being a product of our culture, is just as
interested in new gadgetry as you or I. Take lawn-mowing: a mower
which cuts, bags, fertilizes and can operate without human assistance
could successfully be marketed, at least in this country. Of course,
no-grow nano-grass, converting sunlight to electricity and storing it,
would also find its devotees.

Similarly, if Grandma Blow was having trouble with arthritis, senile
dementia, incontinence, etc., one of her children, Joseph or Amanda,
would likely advocate her receiving Age-X free-radical cleanser, or
whatever. Doctors fearful of malpractice suits would make such things
a part of routine care, whether the technology is "meat" based or not.

>> However I don't believe that an increase in their functionality,
>> through nano-engineering or other technologies, will make uploaded
>> existance any more palatable to Joe Blow; more likely scare the
>> bejeesus out of him.

Putting one's life in anyone else's hands is scary, no matter what
technology you're using. [B]If I were about to be uploaded, I'd want
to read the latest article on it in Consumer Reports, if it hasn't
gone totally socialist by then.

>> There are still plenty of folks out there with a real distaste for
>> recreative sex, and plenty of legislators among them. So what chance
>> does recreative death have?

There are a few differences which makes recreational death more
acceptible.

o Repression of recreational sex is part of the historical oppression
of the young by the old. Sex and Drugs and Rock'n'Roll are debated
in Senate hearings even today--ask Frank Zappa. Social Security has
turned out to be welfare for the old, taken from the young. Recreat-
ional death is something the old may have a greater stake in, and so
the self-interestof the old may make recreational death as popular as
Lawrence Welk.

o There is significant support for euthanasia today.

o The recreational death "meme" has a survival advantage over the fear
of it--at least when the technology arrives. What is to prevent you
from creating multiple copies of yourself? Those that upload may
soon become the majority.

o And, presumeably, the first uploaded mind will be an enormously
capable person and and better able to defend his or her way of "life" than
most others.



http://www.cryonet.org/00010.html

TallGuyCM
02-13-2011, 02:12 AM
tl;dr ;)

Hannahrain
02-13-2011, 02:15 AM
I know it's hard sometimes. Just sound them out phonetically.

Hannahrain
02-13-2011, 02:19 AM
The one I'm reading right now is titled "Disembodied Head Patent."

digitaldragon03
02-13-2011, 11:25 AM
Got pulled over last night for suspected drunk driving. Aced the DUI test. BOOM.

guedita
02-13-2011, 12:12 PM
Not to get all cutsey wootsey on you guys, but tonight we took our girls to see a play (one without a line). Apparently our four year old has been learning about Abraham Lincoln this week and has a fear about about plays. Some sort of dramaphobia. Her first reaction was 'Are we gonna get shot?'. During the play 'Are they gonna shoot us?'. After the play 'Yay, we didn't get shot'.


Did they know they were daddy's 2nd choice for the evening behind Arcade Fire?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

PlayaDelWes
02-13-2011, 12:14 PM
Oh, they knew I was their 2nd choice when they booked 3 tickets and Daddy had to sit somewhere else.

guedita
02-13-2011, 12:16 PM
You should have just waited outside in the car. Sobbing silently as you listen to Arcade Fire CDs.

gaypalmsprings
02-13-2011, 12:18 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/tumblr_lf89wxb3ja1qe0eclo1_r34_500.gif?w=500&h=366

PlayaDelWes
02-13-2011, 07:51 PM
4 hours of slowcooking ribs and I put them on the BBQ for the final 5 minutes. 2 minutes into it I look outside to see mile high flames engulfing the BBQ. Yummy product below.
http://i56.tinypic.com/5nrma9.jpg

JustSteve
02-13-2011, 08:40 PM
Finally got internet at the new place...9 days without email, facebook, this place, etc. It was kinda nice.

PlayaDelWes
02-14-2011, 08:34 AM
Reading a Bloomberg article this morning. Apparently the day after Valentines day sees the 3rd highest spike in Ashley Madison registrations.

1. Day after Fathers Day (mostly men)
2. Day after Mothers Day (mostly women)
3. Day after Valentines Day (equally split)
4. Day after New Years Day (equally split)

chairmenmeow47
02-14-2011, 10:27 AM
i just got back from the doctor. they told this little girl to choose a sticker. she grabbed one and the nurse said "no honey, that's for little boys". fucking cunt.

kreutz2112
02-14-2011, 12:50 PM
so...everyone should watch jeopardy tonight.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
02-14-2011, 01:18 PM
There are some amazing 2-sided broken English conversation happening in the Carpools section right now.

Aphxtwinin
02-14-2011, 01:28 PM
so...everyone should watch jeopardy tonight.

THIS, its gonna be awesome! if Watson wins, we are all in deep shit

weeklymix
02-14-2011, 02:16 PM
It's just the first round today. Watson will probably tie for first with like $5000 or something.

Aphxtwinin
02-14-2011, 02:20 PM
yea i know, i was just saying

weeklymix
02-14-2011, 04:25 PM
I was joking pretending I could forsee the results. That was the actual score at the end of round 1. Jeopardy comes on ridiculously early in this city. God forbid people actually learn anything when kids are home from school.

The one part of the show Watson can't account for is buzzing in 2nd or 3rd because of the fact that it can't actually listen / hear. The system does not currently have a handler which can make guesses based on incorrect answers human contestants have already given. For example I think it was the decades category and Watson answered the same incorrect answer right after Ken Jennings. It is somewhat interesting that they gave the same answer since it cannot hear.

Hannahrain
02-14-2011, 06:09 PM
God I wish my apartment was half apartment and half Watson. I love you, Watson.

Aphxtwinin
02-15-2011, 11:28 AM
damn...a 100ft Narco sub
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/02/15/100-foot-long-narco-sub-found-in-colombia/?hpt=T2

TommyboyUNM
02-16-2011, 11:55 PM
Quoting somebody and typing "This." kind of annoys me.


(cue the first dickhead to quote me and type "This.")

Sublime
02-17-2011, 09:49 AM
Quoting somebody and typing "This." kind of annoys me.


(cue the first dickhead to quote me and type "This.")

THIS

edit: fuck it all to hell

GeezrRckr
02-17-2011, 09:52 AM
that was just too easy.

amyzzz
02-17-2011, 09:59 AM
hahahaha nice.

BROKENDOLL
02-17-2011, 11:52 AM
Quoting somebody and typing "This." kind of annoys me.
Yeah, THAT.

HunterGather
02-17-2011, 02:56 PM
Amazing and lolarious

cds7lSHawAw

daxton
02-17-2011, 03:00 PM
OMG LOL

HunterGather
02-17-2011, 03:04 PM
I KNO RITE

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
02-17-2011, 03:11 PM
holy fucking shit

daxton
02-17-2011, 03:11 PM
I'm going to have to steal that.

koryp
02-17-2011, 03:16 PM
Ahahahahahahaaa!!!
I have grey outs that went just like this.

HowToDisappear
02-17-2011, 04:47 PM
Holy crap in tears laughing.

GeezrRckr
02-17-2011, 05:40 PM
i just noticed the padded bra. can't wait for the film to come out.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
02-17-2011, 05:45 PM
it's pretty amazing how babies move around just like drunk full grown humans

Pixiessp
02-17-2011, 05:48 PM
I watched it 3 times before I noticed the bra. Kinda reminds me of an Ab Fab episode. She needs a Patsy.