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cormaic
05-26-2010, 08:05 AM
I couldn't care anymore less about.

This phrasing bothers me so much, I don't know why.

canexplain
05-26-2010, 08:36 AM
This phrasing bothers me so much, I don't know why.

English and smarts was never a high point for SD .....

Hannahrain
05-26-2010, 08:38 AM
Were never high points.

canexplain
05-26-2010, 08:42 AM
Were never high points.

Me either but I don't care Hanna

Still-ill
05-26-2010, 08:52 AM
hahahaha

marooko
05-26-2010, 09:22 AM
that is pretty amazing.

SDsoldier7
05-26-2010, 09:29 AM
I don't pay attention to him. Has he done this befoe?

We "celebrated" his 10k gay spektakulah almost 6 months ago.

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35178

SDsoldier7
05-26-2010, 09:30 AM
This link should help you Ron:

http://incompetech.com/gallimaufry/care_less.html

marooko
05-26-2010, 09:30 AM
Maybe he's removing drug information. Or anything incriminating.

SDsoldier7
05-26-2010, 09:34 AM
He actually is. I told him he should just ask menik or pf to help him with that. Instead, he spends countless hours of free time deleting thousands of posts individually.

canexplain
05-26-2010, 09:44 AM
This link should help you Ron:

http://incompetech.com/gallimaufry/care_less.html

I think it is just the word: Anymore. Its not needed and useless in the statement if you read your own link, ok Ö

SDsoldier7
05-26-2010, 09:54 AM
I could use a lot less of your attitude, a lot more.

Courtney
05-26-2010, 10:14 AM
some hotel in NYC is courting me. Ugh. Leave SF for NYC? That move would be unbearable.

This is exciting! Why would a move to New York be any worse than a move to Austin? If they're offering the big bucks, hopefully there's some money in there somewhere to hire professional movers so that the only real difference is an extra hour in a plane.


English and smarts was never a high point for SD .....


Were never high points.


Me either but I don't care Hanna

I would like to take a moment to celebrate this chain of responses.

MissingPerson
05-26-2010, 02:09 PM
Oh lord.

canexplain
05-26-2010, 02:33 PM
I could use a lot less of your attitude, a lot more.

So and who are you to care about anything to do with me today .....

Wheres the beef?
05-26-2010, 06:56 PM
Kingsblend420 is deleting his posts again. I know none of you care, I just think its funny that someone would do that time and time again. Thousands of posts. For what reason? Who knows. Who cares. It's good lulz.

http://www.coachella.com/forum/member.php?u=4555

:nono

SDsoldier7
05-26-2010, 09:13 PM
I went ahead and deleted a few posts today.

donkey sex
05-26-2010, 10:13 PM
Even if they do serve hard alcohol, don’t bother going to Red Robin looking for girls. They just interested in eating. Unlimited steak fries.

PotVsKtl
05-26-2010, 10:18 PM
The world only has room for one Snakebro.

cradlerobber
05-26-2010, 10:40 PM
I'm a so sleepy

Sleepingrock
05-28-2010, 08:24 AM
Its my girlfriends grad today.... I'm kinda excited haha

miscorrections
05-28-2010, 08:27 AM
Waking up this morning was not so good.

captncrzy
05-28-2010, 08:48 AM
I'm sore from the gym.

Take a minute to let that sink in.

canexplain
05-28-2010, 08:48 AM
Waking up this morning was not so good.

What's up and why would you say that on a long weekend?

marooko
05-28-2010, 08:50 AM
I'm sore from the gym.

Take a minute to let that sink in.

At least it wasn't because of the Jim.

I had a friend text me back the other day, telling me he'll call me when he gets out of the jim. I didn't respond.

miscorrections
05-28-2010, 08:57 AM
What's up and why would you say that on a long weekend?

Not much sleep. Hungover. Not happy to be conscious.

chairmenmeow47
05-28-2010, 09:01 AM
so with you corinna.

rskapcat
05-28-2010, 09:18 AM
I'm sore from the gym.

Take a minute to let that sink in.

I'm proud of you. :)

canexplain
05-28-2010, 10:14 AM
Oh C ...


I just read this in a movie review ... yuck ...


Heiter plans to surgically join his victims by sewing together their mouths and anuses, all in a row, so the food goes in at the front and comes out at the rear. They will move on their hands and knees like an insect. You don't want to be part of the Human Centipede at all, but you most certainly don't want to be in the middle. Why does he want to commit this atrocity? He is insane, as I've already explained.

marooko
05-28-2010, 10:17 AM
Wait, is it last week right now?

canexplain
05-28-2010, 10:25 AM
Wait, is it last week right now?

Gotcha, I usually don't go to the movie thread much ..... my bad ....

marooko
05-28-2010, 10:41 AM
I don't either. I think there was an entire thread about it or something. Or wait, maybe it was in the tinychat thread for a couple days. Just messin', no big deal.

marooko
05-28-2010, 10:48 AM
"...I read something on an internet site one time about a "G" spot...in the female. I was wondering, is that a real thing, or is it like a myth?"

captncrzy
05-28-2010, 10:57 AM
wtf?

amyzzz
05-28-2010, 11:17 AM
it's real, marooko.

PotVsKtl
05-28-2010, 11:23 AM
But Amy doesn't clean it.

daxton
05-28-2010, 11:33 AM
I lost mine.

canexplain
05-28-2010, 12:12 PM
"...I read something on an internet site one time about a "G" spot...in the female. I was wondering, is that a real thing, or is it like a myth?"

I have to be really PC who I say this to but on the Ground floor of our elevator, the floor buttons are also in Braille. I tell people if you have never touched the G spot, well there it is Ö

marooko
05-28-2010, 12:21 PM
Relax folks, it's a quote from an episode of Love Line I was listening to. People fucking crack me up.

A girl a couple of minutes before him was saying she pee's when she orgasms. Dr. Drew couldn't tell her different. She kept saying.."No, I'm pretty sure it's pee."

The shit cracks me up sometimes.

Mr. Dylanja
05-28-2010, 02:11 PM
Ron, did you get Tool tickets?

canexplain
05-28-2010, 02:14 PM
Ron, did you get Tool tickets?

I got trashed the night b4 and screwed up. I may go down and see what I can pick up that evening. Do you need a ride or a place to crash for here? You guys are welcome of course ...

Mr. Dylanja
05-28-2010, 02:17 PM
LOL, I knew you'd get a message in the default thread quicker than a PM. We very well could, I'll talk to my friend and get back to you in a week or so once we iron out the kinks.

Still no smoke for you, Chief?

canexplain
05-28-2010, 02:22 PM
LOL, I knew you'd get a message in the default thread quicker than a PM. We very well could, I'll talk to my friend and get back to you in a week or so once we iron out the kinks.

Still no smoke for you, Chief?

No cigs at allllllllll yeaaaaaaaaaa ..... just a bowl or two and that's it. Yea you might have read my GF took a loooong trip so it's just me. Bring the whole state up .....

canexplain
05-28-2010, 02:33 PM
A 17-year-old high school student from Haddon Township admitted in family court Thursday that he defecated in a classmate's soda during an auto-shop class.

I wonder how he did it DURING the class .....

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
05-28-2010, 03:54 PM
Wow I just discovered this girl Julia Dales. She's a teenage beat boxer from Canada and is crazy good. Check out her channel for a bunch of videos.

7U66tYpzQTE

k9xzwt7b_NY

77JY0JwNe3w

cubrocker
06-01-2010, 02:30 PM
You know what I like the most?






...cake farts

GeezrRckr
06-02-2010, 12:41 PM
seeking some feedback from Canadians. please PM me and i'll fire off my quick question to you. thx.

marooko
06-02-2010, 05:49 PM
So just for kicks, I try to sign in to an old email account that I haven't had access to in over a year because I forgot the password. I type some shit in and it says my account has been deactivated, but that I can reactivate it. Now because I wasn't at all thinking this password would be correct, I can't remember exactly what it was. So hopefully, when it's reactivated, I can figure it out before I get locked out again.

Hannahrain
06-02-2010, 06:02 PM
I had an interview today conducted entirely in Russian. I tried to speak Spanish four times. I think she thinks I have a speech impediment. Which I guess is sort of the truth.

marooko
06-02-2010, 07:02 PM
I'll tell you who looks like who if you explain your situation to me. It'll involve questions on my part.

Hannahrain
06-02-2010, 07:05 PM
There's not much to explain. I'm finishing up a year of studying Russian and it was a sort of...exit interview. Ask away, though.

sonofhal
06-03-2010, 11:58 AM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2010/jun/03/justin-bieber-shaved-bieber

Great idea - now I just need one for Muse.

TomAz
06-03-2010, 12:31 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2010/jun/03/justin-bieber-shaved-bieber


..our Tween Commenter of the Week, who is 15-year-old Alex from Switzerland. "What you're doing is going back to world war two all over again," Alex explains. "Hitler wanted to erase Jews from society, you want to erase Justin Drew Bieber."

ahahah

TomAz
06-03-2010, 01:11 PM
http://shavedbieber.tumblr.com/photo/1280/651738914/1/tumblr_l3bbqgYiIv1qc5z6u

rskapcat
06-03-2010, 01:22 PM
Die in your fucking life and asshole.

Do not think...I see no!

I.F.A.
06-03-2010, 02:25 PM
http://shavedbieber.tumblr.com/photo/1280/651738914/1/tumblr_l3bbqgYiIv1qc5z6u

It's kind of like if Yoda was a spiteful 12 year old girl.

captncrzy
06-03-2010, 02:29 PM
http://shavedbieber.tumblr.com/photo/1280/651738914/1/tumblr_l3bbqgYiIv1qc5z6u

Perhaps you have no brain?

captncrzy
06-03-2010, 02:30 PM
Is it weird that I just spent 15 minutes on Google Earth looking for dead bodies on Mount Everest?

TomAz
06-03-2010, 02:35 PM
depends. did you find any?

BROKENDOLL
06-03-2010, 02:40 PM
Is it weird that I just spent 15 minutes on Google Earth looking for dead bodies on Mount Everest?

Not as weird as me sitting here staring at my screen for 10 minutes and wondering how you would go about looking... Maybe look for a snowball with limbs, or some artic animal family sitting in a den feasting?

marooko
06-03-2010, 02:42 PM
Is it weird that I just spent 15 minutes on Google Earth looking for dead bodies on Mount Everest?

Fucking thanks. I was about to get back to work until I read this.

captncrzy
06-03-2010, 02:58 PM
depends. did you find any?

No. But I know they're there. That's the pisser.

BlackSwan
06-03-2010, 04:04 PM
CMU2NwaaXEA

PotVsKtl
06-03-2010, 06:59 PM
We already got one raghead in the White House, we don’t need a raghead in the governor’s mansion.

http://www.thestate.com/2010/06/03/1315978/knotts-uses-slur-to-describe-haley.html

marooko
06-03-2010, 08:16 PM
That sounds like a must see.

Still-ill
06-03-2010, 08:17 PM
Classy guy, this Knotts Fella'

Still-ill
06-03-2010, 08:18 PM
http://www.interestingideas.com/ii/pix/lovegods.jpg

Before someone else does the obvious.

liquidsnake28
06-05-2010, 08:14 AM
So last night I found out that I'm a whole lot closer to two bands I like, (not love) The National and Why? My Dad's brother married a lady who is directly related to Matt Beringer, the national singer. So I guess I'm his cousins' cousin.

I'm friends with this girl named Paloma, and she used to date the main guy from Why? Yonni maybe? I forget. Anyway, she used to date him. It was all kinda weird and interesting learning this last night.

marooko
06-05-2010, 04:47 PM
Fuck Timothy Leary, Dr. Albert Hoffman had much better ideas. I would like to read more about him.

donkey sex
06-05-2010, 05:05 PM
"I wanna rub your tight little pussyyyyy, I wanna rub your tight lil snatchhhhh"
(repeart x2)

sung in the way of an old upbeat cowboy song

TomAz
06-05-2010, 09:28 PM
Antelope Freeway 1/2 mile.

Hannahrain
06-06-2010, 09:57 AM
I was just linked to the Facebook page of a woman who drove drunk and killed a friend of mine a few years ago. So, naturally, I clicked it and poked around for a while. And in her friends, there's a guy I see on a semi-regular basis around Portland and have hung out with a few times. But you can't say anything, because what can you say. You can't. So now I have to secretly know that this guy's friend killed someone I knew before we were even friends. Facebook, man.

bballarl
06-06-2010, 10:35 AM
The perils of Facebook stalking.

sonofhal
06-06-2010, 01:12 PM
Hearing lots of rumblings about the Florence + The Machine show last night. She played the end of term ball at Canterbury University and apparently got groped to levels approaching sexual assault whilst crowdsurfing. She left the stage in tears once she managed to get back on to it.

Bloody students.

amyzzz
06-06-2010, 01:23 PM
Ah the perils of crowdsurfing.

sonofhal
06-07-2010, 12:55 AM
KittKat already planning to steal this for her wedding?

CEh2dhkWiUA

chairmenmeow47
06-07-2010, 11:49 AM
Fuck Timothy Leary, Dr. Albert Hoffman had much better ideas. I would like to read more about him.

for me, it's hoffman > kesey > leary. leary would have irritated the shit outta me on acid. kesey would have been a hell of a lot more fun.

algunz
06-07-2010, 11:54 AM
Where's Allen Ginsberg? He would have been a fucking party!!!

marooko
06-07-2010, 11:56 AM
We just watched this documentary on Hoffman, his studies and friends. I would have loved to have eaten some LSD with these guys. The way they look at it and talk about it, I dig.

amyzzz
06-07-2010, 11:58 AM
What is it called, marooko?

marooko
06-07-2010, 12:04 PM
I'll take a look, hold on.....

Hoffman's Potion

The Documentary channel is gonna make me watch a lot more TV.

chairmenmeow47
06-07-2010, 12:06 PM
We just watched this documentary on Hoffman, his studies and friends. I would have loved to have eaten some LSD with these guys. The way they look at it and talk about it, I dig.

kesey too. he used to bring acid to his dinner parties for faculty at berkely lol. i'm fairly certain the CEO of my company was in attendence based on a side-reference his wife made once about "crazy" dinner parties back then at berkely from the same time that kesey was there. TOTAL SPECULATION THOUGH.

hoffmann is obviously the most fascinating since he stumbled upon the stuff though.

have you seen the comic of his bike ride that was made for his 100th birthday? i'm not sure if this link works since i can't see it at work or not, but it sums up the story nicely:

http://www.normal-design.com/bicycle-ride.html

i've always wanted to read my problem child. school reading always gets in the way though.

marooko
06-07-2010, 12:10 PM
Not working. But thank you, I'll look for it.

Courtney
06-07-2010, 12:28 PM
KittKat already planning to steal this for her wedding?

CEh2dhkWiUA

I would have attended that wedding gladly. Which is saying a lot.

captncrzy
06-07-2010, 12:37 PM
Ugh. Hipsters.

Courtney
06-07-2010, 12:49 PM
I'm all for anything that entertains me during a normally snooze-inducing ceremony.

amyzzz
06-07-2010, 12:51 PM
Weddings don't bother me much.

canexplain
06-07-2010, 02:10 PM
Boo did I scare ya?

amyzzz
06-08-2010, 10:00 AM
Jacob has a bunch of interviews and meetings today which will decide where we will be living for at least the next year. Crossing my fingers that he does well and he makes the right decision for us. Argh.

TomAz
06-08-2010, 10:16 AM
http://www.maricopa.gov/Public_Health/Services/images/HomelessHouse.jpg

amyzzz
06-08-2010, 10:29 AM
No, but that is down the street from us currently.

obzen
06-08-2010, 10:29 AM
http://www.maricopa.gov/Public_Health/Services/images/HomelessHouse.jpg

Hahahaha, yes.

sonofhal
06-08-2010, 10:39 AM
i'm really sick of seeing my company in the news. we're not all bad. we're trying to make things better. it's just we're the biggest mom & pop company in the world it seems and we've grown too fast. plus, we don't control the government's financial aid policies. bitch to them, not us.

Who do you work for?

chairmenmeow47
06-08-2010, 10:42 AM
nvm. i prolly shouldn't talk about it at all on the internet with their new social networking policies and such.

GeezrRckr
06-08-2010, 12:06 PM
The Daily Show rules again. Hilarious and hugely embarrassing/frustrating at the same time.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-june-7-2010/socialism-studies

captncrzy
06-08-2010, 12:14 PM
nvm. i prolly shouldn't talk about it at all on the internet with their new social networking policies and such.

I think people are still freaked out by the cat cloner.

Gribbz
06-08-2010, 01:47 PM
Some freak from San Jose keeps texting me King of the Hill pictures.

miscorrections
06-08-2010, 03:51 PM
I was doing capsaicin injections today and somehow some of it got through my glove and onto my thumb and godDAMN does my thumb burn. This blows.

chairmenmeow47
06-08-2010, 04:04 PM
that sounds painful. rub your thumb on your taco for dinner tonight.

PAGING J$$$, is your mother-in-law involved with these guys?

http://www.pleiadians.net/

canexplain
06-08-2010, 04:23 PM
nvm. i prolly shouldn't talk about it at all on the internet with their new social networking policies and such.

We are putting in new surfing rules and applications and as usual I am a test dude (the usual suspect). Usually I am in charge and no one knows where I surf, but for a couple of weeks, 5 people are testing and they can see my traffic. Bye except off and on till I am back in charge :) Home doesn't count ...

amyzzz
06-08-2010, 04:24 PM
Aww, bye bye for a while, Ron.

Pixiessp
06-08-2010, 04:44 PM
I was doing capsaicin injections today and somehow some of it got through my glove and onto my thumb and godDAMN does my thumb burn. This blows.

I got capsaicin on the side of my face once. It does indeed burn. Like hell!!!!!

Pixiessp
06-08-2010, 04:58 PM
I can't drink coffee for about 10 days. Going through the process of whitening my teeth. It's a good thing. I don't look forward to becoming a bitch from hell though.

marooko
06-08-2010, 05:17 PM
I was doing capsaicin injections today and somehow some of it got through my glove and onto my thumb and godDAMN does my thumb burn. This blows.


rub your thumb on your taco for dinner tonight.

Alright then.

What were you using that stuff for?

miscorrections
06-08-2010, 05:29 PM
Injections, as stated.

Edit: it was only .05% or .005% or something like that though, so it stopped burning.

amyzzz
06-08-2010, 05:33 PM
I can't drink coffee for about 10 days. Going through the process of whitening my teeth. It's a good thing. I don't look forward to becoming a bitch from hell though.
Oh crap. I've started drinking a lot of coffee again, and I forgot about the teeth-staining side effect. Damnit. Good luck, Joann.

weeklymix
06-08-2010, 05:37 PM
Someone said something about a spicy taco?

miscorrections
06-08-2010, 05:39 PM
No tacos, spicy or otherwise.

marooko
06-08-2010, 06:18 PM
What were the injections for? I get that's what happened, I'm curious as to why and for what.

miscorrections
06-08-2010, 06:21 PM
To see what happens to the activity of a specific channel in neurons in the spinal cord and what happens with expression of a few genes.

marooko
06-08-2010, 06:24 PM
And I thought it was gonna be something interesting.

FUCKING NUTS!!

I have so many more questions that you probably don't care to read or answer, so I'll spare you.

Also, being as paranoid as I am, I don't know if you're lying or not. Either way, good luck with your observations.

miscorrections
06-08-2010, 06:31 PM
Honestly, I'm bad with questions because it's not my field. I just do what I'm told.

MissingPerson
06-08-2010, 06:38 PM
LIKE A NAZI, CORINNA?!

marooko
06-08-2010, 06:39 PM
Who's that coming around the corner dancing?

marooko
06-08-2010, 06:40 PM
Is it?......IT IS!!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/frankatcoachella/DancingHitler.gif

Pixiessp
06-08-2010, 08:19 PM
Is it?......IT IS!!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/frankatcoachella/DancingHitler.gif

I don't even know what to make of this.

TallGuyCM
06-08-2010, 08:58 PM
So I was wondering if the noise a horse makes is spelled "nay" or "neigh" or what, so I typed in "what does a horse say" into google and got this:


Q: What sound does a horse make?
A: Hi! I'm Sarah Jessica Parker!

LOL.

miscorrections
06-08-2010, 09:12 PM
Horses neigh. Nay is a traditional expression of disagreement.

Hannahrain
06-08-2010, 09:42 PM
I really like the thought of Chris sitting there all gigantic typing "what does a horse say?" into Google. I wish it were a .gif.

BROKENDOLL
06-08-2010, 11:43 PM
So I was wondering if the noise a horse makes is spelled "nay" or "neigh" or what, so I typed in "what does a horse say" into google and got this:
LOL.

I know the noise they make is a "neigh." And, I remember watching Mr. Ed and Wilbur on TV talking when I was little, but I'd never heard a horse sing...
<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KpIJNGMh0IQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KpIJNGMh0IQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

marooko
06-09-2010, 05:45 AM
So I was wondering if the noise a horse makes is spelled "nay" or "neigh" or what, so I typed in "what does a horse say" into google and got this:


Q: What sound does a horse make?
A: Hi! I'm Sarah Jessica Parker!

LOL.

I would have wet myself had I experienced this. How long was it before you could contain yourself and post that here?

guedita
06-09-2010, 08:41 AM
I might have walked past a dead guy this morning, but he could have been sleeping. I don't know. He was in one of those smallish vans that drives around campus for gardening or maintenance, but he was parked. I stared at him for a good 2 minutes.

Pixiessp
06-09-2010, 08:43 AM
I might have walked past a dead guy this morning, but he could have been sleeping. I don't know. He was in one of those smallish vans that drives around campus for gardening or maintenance, but he was parked. I stared at him for a good 2 minutes.

Well if he's still there he could be deceased. Or just very very lazy.

canexplain
06-09-2010, 09:14 AM
Day 11 of no smoking yikessssssssssssssssssssss


Want to shed a tear?? :(

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1284993/Bethany-Fenton-dies-2-days-fulfilling-final-wish-sing-Simon-Cowell.html

Sleepingrock
06-09-2010, 10:07 PM
I hope Coachella dates are later in April this year so I don't have to worry about exams, then I can for sure come!

JustSteve
06-09-2010, 11:07 PM
coachella already happened this year. it was in mid april. you missed it.

marooko
06-10-2010, 08:17 AM
You have to show proof of citizenship and get a background check to shake the presidents hand?

And what's going on with google? What's the theme, it's changing.

BlackSwan
06-10-2010, 09:35 AM
I am writing my resignation letter right now, but I wish I could just do this...

xuBRk6tjiUQ

amyzzz
06-10-2010, 09:38 AM
You have to show proof of citizenship and get a background check to shake the presidents hand?

And what's going on with google? What's the theme, it's changing.
What is this in reference to? Are you going to be shaking the president's hand? Did someone else do it? Come on, marooko.

marooko
06-10-2010, 09:40 AM
I'd be more likely to spit in his face if I had to show proof of citizenship.

Gribbz
06-10-2010, 09:41 AM
I am writing my resignation letter right now, but I wish I could just do this...

xuBRk6tjiUQ

You should steal something a la Office Space.

UFS06Z0CCpk

"PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?"

marooko
06-10-2010, 09:46 AM
I am writing my resignation letter right now, but I wish I could just do this...

xuBRk6tjiUQ

That's gotta be one of the best scenes in any fucking movie. It has emotion, drama, comedy and a bad ass old lady/man/Larry King looking person that gives the thumbs up.

BROKENDOLL
06-10-2010, 10:30 AM
I might have walked past a dead guy this morning, but he could have been sleeping. I don't know. He was in one of those smallish vans that drives around campus for gardening or maintenance, but he was parked. I stared at him for a good 2 minutes.
Pretty sure if he stared back, something's not getting fixed and the grass is gonna die.

BlackSwan
06-10-2010, 10:33 AM
You should steal something a la Office Space.

UFS06Z0CCpk

"PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?"

I actually printed and faxed back the offer letter for my new position from work, and the printer wasn't working for a while, so I almost went Office Space on it.

Still-ill
06-10-2010, 04:15 PM
What is this in reference to? Are you going to be shaking the president's hand? Did someone else do it? Come on, marooko.

Fuck you, Amy.


5000 : )

marooko
06-10-2010, 04:46 PM
Fuck you, Amy.


5000 : )



THAT'S FUCKING BEYOND HILARIOUS!!!! I'm loling hard right now. I had to type this a couple times.

BlackSwan
06-11-2010, 01:51 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

whew, sorry... venting.

HunterGather
06-11-2010, 02:26 PM
I am convinced Jared Leto is a vampire
http://i48.tinypic.com/2wm2m8z.jpg

full on idle
06-11-2010, 03:16 PM
At first glance I thought that was Zack Efron.

It's almost like he has MORE hair now.

MissingPerson
06-11-2010, 03:21 PM
To be fair, ten quid says Matthew Fox was on that 1996 hot list.

full on idle
06-11-2010, 03:25 PM
Now I feel like I need to research and present my 1996 hot list. 1996 was a good year.

Hannahrain
06-11-2010, 03:31 PM
Gets my goat when they sell round and triangular versions of the exact same tortilla chip. People shouldn't be granted that degree of microscopic autonomy. Waiter, these are large ice cubes. I asked for crushed ice. Why yes they are, lady. Go fuck yourself.

full on idle
06-11-2010, 03:34 PM
Do you want me to go bring your goat back?

Hannahrain
06-11-2010, 03:36 PM
I think I'm better off. He was always ordering 16 oz nonfat half-caf caramel mocha sunshine lattes. Who needs a goat who gets himself all the time.

Still-ill
06-11-2010, 05:08 PM
Where is my fucking thread?

HunterGather
06-11-2010, 05:10 PM
is your birthday, or 5 thousand posts

Still-ill
06-11-2010, 05:31 PM
is your birthday, or 5 thousand posts

lol

Gribbz
06-11-2010, 05:33 PM
I didn't get one either. UNITY!

Still-ill
06-11-2010, 05:34 PM
I think you guys skipped over my birthday as well. I don't think GPS likes me at all.

SoulDischarge
06-11-2010, 05:55 PM
A joke about putting out.

amyzzz
06-11-2010, 06:16 PM
OMG REN & STIMPY ON NETFLIX INSTANT QUEUE!!

marooko
06-11-2010, 08:30 PM
Graffiti weekend round here. Some of my favorite cars I saw. Didn't get many pictures of the others I liked, but I got some video. I'll see about uploading them.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/1378/06112010127.jpg

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/6158/06112010124.jpg


There were so many freaking awesome cars out. I love when this happens around here.

chairmenmeow47
06-11-2010, 10:12 PM
I am convinced Jared Leto is a vampire
http://i48.tinypic.com/2wm2m8z.jpg

jared leto was on my binder in 8th grade (top right):

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs241.snc1/8820_102612286420428_100000149721397_74056_7138597 _n.jpg

meowlouder
06-12-2010, 03:29 AM
jared leto was on my binder in 8th grade (top right):

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs241.snc1/8820_102612286420428_100000149721397_74056_7138597 _n.jpg

OMG best picture ever

Sleepingrock
06-12-2010, 05:01 AM
During my after grad I won a 250$ trip thingy from a local trip place!! Making more travel much more real :D.... coachella.... :)

daxton
06-12-2010, 05:28 AM
OMG REN & STIMPY ON NETFLIX INSTANT QUEUE!!

Happy happy!! Joy joy!!

SDsoldier7
06-12-2010, 05:32 AM
hey daxton, are u a retard

daxton
06-12-2010, 06:01 AM
hey SDsoldier7, you are ugly

HunterGather
06-12-2010, 06:05 AM
http://i41.tinypic.com/239wr5.jpg

amyzzz
06-12-2010, 06:50 AM
marooko, during the spring, there are classic cars on display somewhere in town every weekend. There is an informal gathering every Friday at my nearest Albertson's parking lot too.

marooko
06-12-2010, 09:17 AM
Pic up, ZZZ's.

It was freaking awesome. They're always around here as well, but when it's Graffiti weekend, they come in full force. Part of downtown was closed and they were just cruising. There had to be over a hundred cars. The Impala was the most prominent.

Ivy, great picture.

MissingPerson
06-13-2010, 09:31 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/jill_valentine/13062010042.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/jill_valentine/13062010045.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/jill_valentine/13062010040.jpg

JustSteve
06-13-2010, 12:20 PM
marooko, during the spring, there are classic cars on display somewhere in town every weekend. There is an informal gathering every Friday at my nearest Albertson's parking lot too.

come to the hootenanny festival, some of the raddest cars on display there. one year there was a tricked out hearse that shot flames out of the exhaust.

BROKENDOLL
06-13-2010, 12:41 PM
come to the hootenanny festival, some of the raddest cars on display there. one year there was a tricked out hearse that shot flames out of the exhaust.
That probably wasn't the exhaust, Steve. It was the incinerator and that puff of smoke was the dearly departed...

PlayaDelWes
06-14-2010, 08:41 AM
There is a bat flying around the trading floor of our office right now. It likes to stop and hang upside down above people's desks. It's quite small and I'd have to say very cute.

miscorrections
06-14-2010, 08:43 AM
Bats are adorable! Just don't get rabies.

HowToDisappear
06-14-2010, 08:51 AM
http://www.worldlandtrust.org/images/places/ecuador/ghost-bat-ayampe-ecuador-vl.jpg
cutest bat EVAR

PlayaDelWes
06-14-2010, 09:57 AM
Just because he's white?

amyzzz
06-14-2010, 09:59 AM
oh noez!

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
06-14-2010, 10:01 AM
LOOK AT THIS EYEBALL!!!!

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
06-14-2010, 10:01 AM
I DIDN'T REALIZE BATS WERE SO FUZZY

HunterGather
06-14-2010, 02:07 PM
http://i48.tinypic.com/dnfr0x.jpg

obzen
06-14-2010, 02:39 PM
How wild, I've never seen a white bat before.

HunterGather
06-14-2010, 04:19 PM
http://www.paragonsports.com/images/large/5-bt0529_whiteblack_cl.jpg

roberto73
06-15-2010, 02:59 AM
So, right along I-75 in Southern Ohio is the Solid Rock Church. This church, in defiance of good taste, sports a giant statue of Jesus rising from a pool of water. Spotting Touchdown Jesus is always a highlight of my drives north to the visit the family. Here it is:

http://i421.photobucket.com/albums/pp292/rmonty73/Touchdown_jesus.jpg

Sadly, the statue was destroyed Monday night by a lightning strike. Note to sculptors of large, tacky statues of religious figures: don't build them out of wood and styrofoam. (http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/crime/jesus-statue-destroyed-by-fire-762245.html)

daxton
06-15-2010, 09:26 AM
My shampoo smells like Skittles.

chairmenmeow47
06-15-2010, 09:29 AM
So, right along I-75 in Southern Ohio is the Solid Rock Church. This church, in defiance of good taste, sports a giant statue of Jesus rising from a pool of water. Spotting Touchdown Jesus is always a highlight of my drives north to the visit the family. Here it is:

http://i421.photobucket.com/albums/pp292/rmonty73/Touchdown_jesus.jpg

Sadly, the statue was destroyed Monday night by a lightning strike. Note to sculptors of large, tacky statues of religious figures: don't build them out of wood and styrofoam. (http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/crime/jesus-statue-destroyed-by-fire-762245.html)

fucking nuts. that $700,000 better be for the building that was destroyed. $700,000 for a styrofoam & wood jesus statue would make baby jesus cry. fucking megachurches.

rskapcat
06-15-2010, 09:34 AM
http://i48.tinypic.com/dnfr0x.jpg

I didn't know a Look Who's Talking Now gif existed. Now I know.

full on idle
06-15-2010, 11:29 AM
Is that what that is from? I fucking love that gif. Look at her FACE.

rskapcat
06-15-2010, 11:30 AM
It is. I've seen that movie more times than I should admit.

Gribbz
06-15-2010, 11:49 AM
It is. I've seen that movie more times than I should admit.

Same. I was only 9 when it came out though.

cubrocker
06-15-2010, 12:35 PM
http://www.mytwitter.dk/wp-content/uploads/instant-justin-bieber.jpg

canexplain
06-15-2010, 01:09 PM
To each his own but I just donít get some people. My bud at work was telling me how his daughters BF used to be a roadie and knows some of the people in the business. A short while ago when Them crooked vultures played here in town the BF knew some of their roadies. So he gets two back stage passes, full access, dinner with the band etc. The GF said she didnít want to meet a bunch of old fucks so she didnít want to even mess with the tics. She just put them in her pocket and they went to waste. Some peoples kids ÖÖ.

bug on your lip
06-15-2010, 01:31 PM
that chick sounds pretty cool actually

canexplain
06-15-2010, 01:42 PM
that chick sounds pretty cool actually

I donít know I see it sort of like saying ďI am Jewish, why would I want to meet the Pope?Ē (I am not)

bug on your lip
06-15-2010, 02:02 PM
or why would i enjoy this Tyler Perry joint when i'm not black, right ****ron?

canexplain
06-15-2010, 02:05 PM
or why would i enjoy this Tyler Perry joint when i'm not black, right ****ron?

I was actually going to make a joke sort of like that about black women singers just for a joke :) ..... And bug, you aren't BLACK!!!!!! I thought everyone on this board was cept courtney .....

bug on your lip
06-15-2010, 02:07 PM
i think when we did the "Who is the Blackest Person on the Board" full on idle won..

no wonder you 2 don't groove

SoulDischarge
06-15-2010, 02:11 PM
How cr**** Got His Groove Back

bug on your lip
06-15-2010, 02:15 PM
a ****ron movie would be pretty good if he wore his dog costume and ghost rode the whip in West Oakland

SoulDischarge
06-15-2010, 02:18 PM
I was thinking more of a Class Act scenario where real talk taught him how to appreciate hip hop and he taught her how to hate women. Lots of comic misadventures would ensue but there would be a lesson at the end.

miscorrections
06-15-2010, 02:19 PM
That misogynist rap can bring us together?

bug on your lip
06-15-2010, 02:22 PM
I was thinking more of a Class Act scenario where real talk taught him how to appreciate hip hop and he taught her how to hate women. Lots of comic misadventures would ensue but there would be a lesson at the end.

and at the end one of them dies from cancer, and the survivor reflects on the good times while the strings crescendo and the camera pans out

canexplain
06-15-2010, 02:25 PM
and at the end one of them dies from cancer, and the survivor reflects on the good times while the strings crescendo and the camera pans out

I guess that would have to be me because I am the oldest. Can I pick my music though? Although I am usually in a better mood more then Mzzzzzzzzz C so I might be able to talk about the good times better :)

miscorrections
06-15-2010, 02:26 PM
That's a pointless observation. I'm not in this movie.

Hannahrain
06-15-2010, 02:27 PM
Shut up, Real Talk. You're confusing him.

miscorrections
06-15-2010, 02:28 PM
Spoilers: every female on the board is actually me in disguise.

Hannahrain
06-15-2010, 02:28 PM
There are no women here. This is the internet.

canexplain
06-15-2010, 02:29 PM
There are no women here. This is the internet.

No comment ...

sonofhal
06-15-2010, 02:32 PM
"Do The White Thing"

bug on your lip
06-15-2010, 02:32 PM
good points ****ron

let's have the women die first

SoulDischarge
06-15-2010, 02:34 PM
Or it could be a Weekend At Bernie's romp where he kills a black woman and pretends they're still alive.

bug on your lip
06-15-2010, 02:38 PM
Or it could be a Weekend At Bernie's romp where he kills a black woman and pretends they're still alive.

well there won't be a sequel since there is only 1 black woman on the board, unless we blackface marooko

sonofhal
06-15-2010, 02:40 PM
As long as no ethnic products are prominent in the boat gift shop.

amyzzz
06-15-2010, 02:49 PM
well there won't be a sequel since there is only 1 black woman on the board, unless we blackface marooko
There are 2.

sonofhal
06-15-2010, 02:52 PM
Yeah, Bug. You forgot about Amy.

amyzzz
06-15-2010, 02:55 PM
hahaha

canexplain
06-15-2010, 05:23 PM
hahaha

Now that was funny. The Excel gal comes to my house to check the gas meter. Before she leaves she says how impressed she was with the tics and stuff on my walls. I thought that was cool. Then she says, as she looks at one on my fav posters tnx to Dylan, .... Who is Tool? oh well, day in a life eh ....

J~$$$$
06-15-2010, 05:34 PM
"WHAT!? IM 90!"


"I SAID U R A TOOL!!!!"


"I'TS TOOL! Tool! A DAY IN THE LIFE EHH! CRATERIKASTERIKASTERIK!"

canexplain
06-15-2010, 05:42 PM
Are you going to the music thing downtown this weekend ...

J~$$$$
06-15-2010, 05:59 PM
Fo sho. Then I get free drinks at the front porch on Saturday because its mine and my wifes name night at the front porch. Free booze. How bout you?

SoulDischarge
06-15-2010, 06:28 PM
I think I just heard a gunshot outside my apartment? I don't know. It was really fucking loud.

canexplain
06-15-2010, 06:49 PM
Fo sho. Then I get free drinks at the front porch on Saturday because its mine and my wifes name night at the front porch. Free booze. How bout you?

Yea I am going down. I am going to take the colfax bus which is fun anyway but then I can drink and not have to drive .. we should meet up ... talk to you when it gets closer ......

J~$$$$
06-15-2010, 06:52 PM
I think I just heard a gunshot outside my apartment? I don't know. It was really fucking loud.

Minorities.

For sure cr**** we get a drank

SoulDischarge
06-15-2010, 06:57 PM
No joke. My neighborhood is 76% cholos.

J~$$$$
06-15-2010, 06:58 PM
So, right along I-75 in Southern Ohio is the Solid Rock Church. This church, in defiance of good taste, sports a giant statue of Jesus rising from a pool of water. Spotting Touchdown Jesus is always a highlight of my drives north to the visit the family. Here it is:

http://i421.photobucket.com/albums/pp292/rmonty73/Touchdown_jesus.jpg

Sadly, the statue was destroyed Monday night by a lightning strike. Note to sculptors of large, tacky statues of religious figures: don't build them out of wood and styrofoam. (http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/crime/jesus-statue-destroyed-by-fire-762245.html)
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/054/926/original/statutex-large_2_copy.jpg?1276648176

J~$$$$
06-15-2010, 06:59 PM
No joke. My neighborhood is 76% cholos.

Maybe they are celebrating your diversity.

MissingPerson
06-15-2010, 07:07 PM
Touchdown Jesus really brightened up my day. Somebody think of a pun for that, I'm tired.

J~$$$$
06-15-2010, 07:10 PM
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/054/892/original/image_560_.jpg?1276623021

pun.

minogueCOMMAk
06-17-2010, 06:02 PM
www.brosicingbros.com shut down because of Smirnoff Ice? (http://adage.com/article?article_id=144493)

cubrocker
06-18-2010, 10:31 AM
http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/nyt.jpg

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
06-18-2010, 10:52 AM
www.brosicingbros.com shut down because of Smirnoff Ice? (http://adage.com/article?article_id=144493)

Wow, what a stupid fucking move on Smirnoff's part. Do they have no idea how much of their product is being sold solely because of that website?

amyzzz
06-18-2010, 10:54 AM
I didn't know I could marry my cousins here. Jesus christ.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
06-18-2010, 10:58 AM
I'm baffled that's allowed in CA.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
06-18-2010, 10:59 AM
I didn't know I could marry my cousins here. Jesus christ.

Amy, in Arizona it is allowed under these "special circumstances:

Arizona- if both are 65 or older, or one is unable to reproduce.

http://www.ncsl.org/default.aspx?tabid=4266

amyzzz
06-18-2010, 11:02 AM
Oh yeah. I remember someone saying that (probably here). Not so bad then.

MissingPerson
06-18-2010, 11:35 AM
How is it less gross because their reproductive organs have dessicated?

liquidsnake28
06-18-2010, 11:44 AM
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/054/926/original/statutex-large_2_copy.jpg?1276648176

This is right outside of Cincinnati and it really brightened my mood hearing about it after a pretty miserable weekend at bonnaroo. Fucking hilarious. I should go drive by it now that God's wrath has graced it. Even God hates Jesus. Where's your messiah now, Flanders?

amyzzz
06-18-2010, 11:45 AM
I dunno. Just is.

cubrocker
06-19-2010, 01:55 AM
How is it less gross because their reproductive organs have dessicated?

i love when you make me look up words

....and i have a BA in linguistics, im all about proudly stating i've heard or read a word of english that i dont understand.

BROKENDOLL
06-19-2010, 10:36 AM
i love when you make me look up words

....and i have a BA in linguistics, im all about proudly stating i've heard or read a word of english that i dont understand.
Tell me my posts don't make you want to salute as you're trying to understand them. Hell, I'd be happy to hear that you read them at this point! :)

HowToDisappear
06-19-2010, 07:34 PM
Did the sun go supernova and nobody bothered to alert us? That was seriously the HUGEST sun we have EVER seen sink into the horizon in our entire lives. (Since 8 minutes have elapsed and we're not dead, I guess we can rule that out.) I don't know what out-of-the-ordinary atmospheric conditions caused this, but WOW.

Sleepingrock
06-19-2010, 11:32 PM
The moon looks really big tonight

HunterGather
06-20-2010, 07:07 PM
http://i48.tinypic.com/2l8jk2v.jpg

miscorrections
06-20-2010, 07:09 PM
http://i48.tinypic.com/2l8jk2v.jpg

Is that actually supposed to do something or is that just a fun exercise in getting people to fuck with their screens?

miscorrections
06-20-2010, 07:11 PM
Just kidding. Highlight is your friend.

SoulDischarge
06-20-2010, 07:12 PM
Did it tell anyone else they were going to die alone or is it just me?

miscorrections
06-20-2010, 07:15 PM
It told me that I would soon find $3 on the street.

HunterGather
06-20-2010, 07:16 PM
Just kidding. Highlight is your friend.

Shouldn't have even needed highlighting. Tilt and you shall see :)

miscorrections
06-20-2010, 07:39 PM
I did tilt. I needed to highlight. Don't cast aspersions on my eyes or my computer.

HunterGather
06-20-2010, 07:41 PM
http://i48.tinypic.com/2vd3ek9.png

Still-ill
06-20-2010, 09:56 PM
http://i48.tinypic.com/2vd3ek9.png

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/159020-1/Evil_baby.jpg

Mr. Dylanja
06-21-2010, 02:24 PM
I was doing sooooo good at avoiding shows and saving up some cash. Now the piggy bank has a crack in it and it's only a matter of time until it shatters.


:nono

marooko
06-22-2010, 07:50 AM
I didn't know I could marry my cousins here. Jesus christ.

Is it said, or is it assumed? I do know that Arizona doesn't require blood tests before marriage, so it's possible it's assumed.


Why I actually came in here:

My sister started a non-profit back east. I'm pretty excited for her.

miscorrections
06-22-2010, 09:22 AM
Happy birthday, Bobby Gillespie. 48 be damned, you still have a place in my heart. And pants.

amyzzz
06-22-2010, 10:58 AM
Salsa! I suddenly crave it.

marooko
06-22-2010, 11:04 AM
Wasn't all bad, though. We went to see Gladys Knight (for free) and were told when we wanna go see the Oakland A's and sit behind the players seats, just ask. Pretty cool that the soon to be father-in-law has a nice position in a casino. People like him and want to keep him happy.

Mr. Dylanja
06-22-2010, 11:10 AM
Damn Rooko, that's my favorite casino. I wanted to go see George Clinton out there a few weeks ago. Best card room in the state.

I.F.A.
06-22-2010, 11:19 AM
^ I was so bummed that I didn't find out about that show until like the day before and couldn't make it. It seems that I'm fated never to see George Clinton - every time I've tried, something comes up.

marooko
06-22-2010, 11:22 AM
At the Casino Arizona (talking stick resort)?