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daxton
05-06-2010, 12:07 PM
Good job!

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
05-06-2010, 12:07 PM
CONGRATS Andrew! Welcome to the world of being a real life grown person

algunz
05-06-2010, 12:10 PM
You are officially schooled. Congratulations!

miscorrections
05-06-2010, 12:11 PM
The immunology wing smells distinctly of wheat toast.

malcolmjamalawesome
05-06-2010, 12:14 PM
So yea some lady in an SUV crashed into my resturant 15 mins after we opened this morning.

The video doesn't look too bad because it was shot after she tried backing up. Two tables and a good chunk of a wall/window were trashed.

http://www.koco.com/news/23465759/detail.html
Also I accidently killed a computer by spilling a pitcher of tea onto it.
I hope I have a job tommarow.

Hopefully your job doesn't require the proper spelling of "tomorrow".

Still-ill
05-06-2010, 12:17 PM
I'm on the computer in my work's break room and the TV is on Univision or some other Spanish channel and they're showing this clip from some old Mexican movie where some troubadours are singing some ballad, and this sad little Mexican employee is singing along quietly and forlornly with it. It's kind of making my day.

hahahahaha

OnlyNonStranger
05-06-2010, 12:20 PM
Hopefully your job doesn't require the proper spelling of "tomorrow".

Considering the job in question is at a Chili's, I think he's in the clear.

daxton
05-06-2010, 12:26 PM
I think I've just decided when to move back to Louisiana by show dates and location. After Hopscotch Festival in NC and before The Black Keys in NOLA.

amyzzz
05-06-2010, 12:49 PM
Congrats, Andrew!

lunatic core
05-06-2010, 12:50 PM
Hopefully your job doesn't require the proper spelling of "tomorrow".

I wonder how many jobs would actually require me to spell every word properly on a message board.

amyzzz
05-06-2010, 01:02 PM
Certainly not Dani's job.

OnlyNonStranger
05-06-2010, 01:09 PM
I miss the old Google.

canexplain
05-06-2010, 02:45 PM
It may sound ridiculous, but a few blogs today are considering this question:

Is it appropriate to send or receive text messages during sex?

The chatter is a spin-off from a 1,000-person survey, published in March, which found about one in 10 people younger than 25 say that they would not mind being "interrupted by an electronic message" during sex.

Where did we go wrong with you guys???

amyzzz
05-06-2010, 02:51 PM
only appropriate if it is something both (or all) participants are enjoying IMO.

canexplain
05-07-2010, 09:51 AM
So they have evacuated part of Times Sq. They found a suspicious cooler. Some vendors day is going to be trashed I bet ...

Geno_g
05-07-2010, 02:44 PM
I'm writing out a speech outline for wednesday, it's on a call to action to get people to adopt pets from animal shelters and breed rescue groups. Every time I finish something on it, I get that song stuck in my head with that commercial about saving pets...

Edit: it's that Sarah McLaughlin commercial, please help me...

miscorrections
05-07-2010, 02:47 PM
Angel?

amyzzz
05-07-2010, 02:48 PM
Sarah McLachlan.

Geno_g
05-07-2010, 02:51 PM
Yes it's that song, this sucks...

GeezrRckr
05-07-2010, 03:01 PM
good luck w/that Geno. my furry friend that you met at my place is a rescue.

she thinks that song blows, though (i've trained her well).

(that commercial chokes me up each and every time)

amyzzz
05-07-2010, 03:09 PM
Tell me more about your Furry Friend....

miscorrections
05-07-2010, 03:18 PM
Got some formaldehyde on my forehead (don't ask) a few hours back and it still kind of burns.

MissingPerson
05-07-2010, 03:36 PM
"Remarkable. A single perfectly preserved forehead."

miscorrections
05-07-2010, 03:36 PM
Are you planning on murdering and burying me?

GeezrRckr
05-07-2010, 03:39 PM
uh oh, you two chatting to one another in Ron's favorite thread. is this the sign of the apocalypse?

Geno_g
05-07-2010, 03:39 PM
"Remarkable. A single perfectly preserved forehead."

Leatherface?

canexplain
05-07-2010, 04:45 PM
I think this is really funny and a Karma sort of thing. There are those kids in Kali that were wearing the US flag shirts, the right is saying "This is America!!! We should be able to show our pride and wear images of an American flag." In 1972 I was going thru the Honolulu airport. I had on jeans, a leather fringe jacket, and an America flag T. While going thru check in, and this was before Homeland Security, the FBI pulled me aside and wanted to "talk with me." I missed my flight, it took about 2 hours, but day in a life. They said it was a desecration of the American flag. Fast forward to today: Now it's if you wear a flag, it's cool and patriotic.

amyzzz
05-07-2010, 06:41 PM
That's actually an interesting story, Ron.

bballarl
05-07-2010, 11:14 PM
I have to get up at 7:00am and be to school at 8:00am for graduation tomorrow. Not. Cool.

Geno_g
05-07-2010, 11:36 PM
I have to get up at 7:00am and be to school at 8:00am for graduation tomorrow. Not. Cool.

Damn, glad my graduation is in the afternoon...

amyzzz
05-07-2010, 11:41 PM
yikes.

OnlyNonStranger
05-08-2010, 08:35 PM
GOODBYE DETROIT!

Geno_g
05-08-2010, 08:49 PM
GOODBYE DETROIT!

Thank you, SJ is going crazy right now...

Sleepingrock
05-10-2010, 10:25 AM
Last night was grad kidnapping, I got drunk.... A bit too drunk... now i'm skipping class and am gonna go to my girlfriends school and figure out a way to give her flowers..... Man.....

BROKENDOLL
05-10-2010, 11:23 AM
Last night was grad kidnapping, I got drunk.... A bit too drunk... now i'm skipping class and am gonna go to my girlfriends school and figure out a way to give her flowers..... Man.....
Hmm, are the flowers meant to express your undying Love, or to express how deeply sorry you are for drunkenly dancing on a table wearing nothing but fairy wings?

MissingPerson
05-10-2010, 02:39 PM
Stop doing that accent, Julianne Moore. Stop it, stop it, stop it.

full on idle
05-10-2010, 03:04 PM
Are you talking about 30 Rock? Because yeah. Yes.

Hannahrain
05-10-2010, 03:07 PM
I hate you, Julianne. Does anybody know some sort of extremely offensive slur I can use against boring bottle-redheads that's bad enough to make them go home to whatever trailer they stumbled out of with aspirations to make the same face all the time on the big screen? Because I will fucking say it.

full on idle
05-10-2010, 03:08 PM
GOOD GRIEF.

Mr. Dylanja
05-10-2010, 03:15 PM
Ginger Renee Zellwegger wannabe Agent Scully.

Hannahrain
05-10-2010, 03:15 PM
I'm warming up, V. I have an argumentative paper to write.

full on idle
05-10-2010, 03:17 PM
Why is your avatar a photograph of mountmccabe? Just wondering.

Hannahrain
05-10-2010, 03:19 PM
It's not Mountmccabe. It's my favorite musical duo, the John/Jeff Smooth Jams Experience. (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2699/4539161432_d27411bc79_o.png)

full on idle
05-10-2010, 03:21 PM
I never get any jokes anymore.

Mr. Dylanja
05-10-2010, 03:23 PM
Story of my life.

Hannahrain
05-10-2010, 03:24 PM
There's not much to get. It's a crop from a larger photo that I don't really understand why I like so much.

MissingPerson
05-10-2010, 03:43 PM
I like redheads, although this might be down to some sort of national biological imperative to preserve the precious recessive genes. And I actually quite like Julianne Moore a lot when she gets something good to do. But yes, it's 30 Rock, and yes, stop it, stop it, stop it, Julianne Moore.

Now that I think about it, my general opinion about it might entirely boil down to the fact that I really, really loved Children of Men.

Crazy spoilers if you've not seen it, but I thought this bit was all pretty cool.

S2xGWF9K8JQ

BlackSwan
05-10-2010, 04:01 PM
I am too busy laughing at all the funny to care about Julianne Moore's accent.

MissingPerson
05-10-2010, 04:06 PM
Dude, it's really bad.

In all fairness, Alec Baldwin's one is way worse. Mercifully however, it's use is brief.

BlackSwan
05-10-2010, 04:07 PM
But she doesn't have THAT big of a part... Unless that changes in the next couple episodes. I haven't seen those yet.

MissingPerson
05-10-2010, 04:09 PM
It sounds like she's trying to speak around a tiny little bird.

Her character's quite nice though.

MissingPerson
05-10-2010, 04:10 PM
Often, when I watch 30 Rock, I wish Alec Baldwin was less mental in real life.

BlackSwan
05-10-2010, 04:11 PM
I've met the man. Not only is he mental, but he is an asshole and a perv.

MissingPerson
05-10-2010, 04:12 PM
I'd well believe it.

I just don't want to have to.

Still-ill
05-10-2010, 04:13 PM
I've met the man. Not only is he mental, but he is an asshole and a perv.

Nice.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
05-10-2010, 04:30 PM
I've met the man. Not only is he mental, but he is an asshole and a perv.

Did he touch you inappropriately?

lunatic core
05-10-2010, 07:36 PM
Tornado picture I took with my phone at work today

http://i41.tinypic.com/1zmhy4j.jpg

canexplain
05-11-2010, 08:32 AM
3-D Playboy hahahah


So, do the glasses work? Well, it does kind of look like Dworaczyk is handing you the wine glass she's holding. And she says the photograph makes everything a little, well, bigger.

"It's kind of like it says on the rearview mirror," Dworaczyk joked. "Things may appear larger."

SDsoldier7
05-12-2010, 07:11 AM
i should have stayed up all night writing my paper.

instead i stayed up learning every mayer hawthorne song note-for-note on piano.

i am so tired and fucked.


And now you are on here sharing your missery with us. You deserve to be tired and fucked.

Sleepingrock
05-12-2010, 07:14 AM
Hmm, are the flowers meant to express your undying Love, or to express how deeply sorry you are for drunkenly dancing on a table wearing nothing but fairy wings?

First one :P Bit exaggerated though haha.... No tables were near by anyways, the party was in the bush!

rskapcat
05-12-2010, 07:52 AM
I just got this text from the husband (who is not on the board): "What happen if someone make a crime?" :p

amyzzz
05-12-2010, 01:45 PM
Someone just offered me homemade lemon pie, I took it, and it's horrible. WTF do I do with it, and what do I say if he asks how it was? argh. I'm not good at lying and flattering and shit. The pie literally tastes like bad medicine.

TomAz
05-12-2010, 01:57 PM
Take it home, feed it to your dog, and tell him your kids loved it.

GeezrRckr
05-12-2010, 02:00 PM
The pie literally tastes like bad medicine.
or, maybe the neighbor knows about your predilections and it is "good" medicine.

see how you feel in an hour.

amyzzz
05-12-2010, 02:12 PM
I half-expect to be seeing funky iridescent shapes in a half hour.

canexplain
05-12-2010, 02:25 PM
Someone just offered me homemade lemon pie, I took it, and it's horrible. WTF do I do with it, and what do I say if he asks how it was? argh. I'm not good at lying and flattering and shit. The pie literally tastes like bad medicine.

I have good medicine if you want to jack it up :)

miscorrections
05-12-2010, 04:01 PM
I have heard the word "invagination" four times in two days. I'm concerned by this trend.

MissingPerson
05-12-2010, 04:04 PM
You're far too uninvaginative with your use of language, Misc.

captncrzy
05-12-2010, 04:28 PM
I'm on a plane from PHL to PHX; free onboard wifi. FUCK YEAH.

MissingPerson
05-12-2010, 04:28 PM
My God, it's the future.

captncrzy
05-12-2010, 04:31 PM
There's turbulence. I may barf my fruit and cheese plate.

guedita
05-12-2010, 04:34 PM
Boo turbulence, yum, fruit and cheese plate! Are you in first class?

captncrzy
05-12-2010, 04:56 PM
No; some business traveler got the last first class seat. I'm in bulkhead, which isn't too bad. And there's no one next to me.

MissingPerson
05-12-2010, 05:28 PM
Are you tied to some luggage?

Still-ill
05-12-2010, 05:29 PM
I just got a one day ban from an Arizona basketball message board for being too funny and distracting from the basketball talk.

captncrzy
05-12-2010, 05:42 PM
Are you tied to some luggage?

I'm not understanding your witticism

BROKENDOLL
05-12-2010, 05:52 PM
No; some business traveler got the last first class seat. I'm in bulkhead, which isn't too bad. And there's no one next to me.

Are you tied to some luggage?

I'm not understanding your witticism

I don't think it's witticism as much as a concern that the term, "bulkhead" sounds like the excess-baggage compartment. Atleast it's a good thing that no one's next to you since you think you're gonna blow fruit and cheese all over the place, yikes!

Seriously, I have no clue what bulkhead means in airline talk.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
05-12-2010, 05:56 PM
i too thought bulkhead meant the hull where the luggage is stored hahaha

captncrzy
05-12-2010, 06:17 PM
sorry; bulkhead is the front row; no one in front of me.

OnlyNonStranger
05-12-2010, 07:41 PM
Well, I don't know who to cheer for now.

MissingPerson
05-12-2010, 07:42 PM
Bulkhead fan, are you?

OnlyNonStranger
05-12-2010, 07:43 PM
Yes, the bulkhead is definitely going to win the Stanley.

MissingPerson
05-12-2010, 07:46 PM
COME ON BULKHEAD!

canexplain
05-12-2010, 08:01 PM
Hey Mz C Where ya been ?

miscorrections
05-12-2010, 08:02 PM
Are you referring to me or Gemma? Since we've both posted on the same page and I can never tell who you're addressing.

If you were talking to me, I've been around.

canexplain
05-12-2010, 08:20 PM
Are you referring to me or Gemma? Since we've both posted on the same page and I can never tell who you're addressing.

If you were talking to me, I've been around.

Well sort of. I haven't been around much but MP has been bummed which of course bums us out ... didn't C ya on the board .....

Still-ill
05-12-2010, 09:04 PM
Are you referring to me or Gemma? Since we've both posted on the same page and I can never tell who you're addressing.

If you were talking to me, I've been around.

Hah.

weeklymix
05-13-2010, 11:56 AM
The new Wikipedia looks great.

hawkingvsreeve
05-13-2010, 12:07 PM
Thank you.

Sleepingrock
05-13-2010, 07:39 PM
http://www.beatlesclub.ru/board/Messagepics/PaulMcCartney_Coachella2009_CDBack-1.jpg

Anyone know about this?

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
05-13-2010, 08:07 PM
"mics clipped on hat" hahaha nice

i'd love to hear that

softbulletin
05-13-2010, 08:17 PM
Where can I find that gif with the awkward girl dancing?

meowlouder
05-13-2010, 08:42 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/dmanfever9/1261620927535.gif

this one?

lunatic core
05-13-2010, 09:27 PM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_tell_tale_beat.png

Still-ill
05-13-2010, 10:12 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/dmanfever9/1261620927535.gif

this one?

gahahaha

softbulletin
05-13-2010, 11:20 PM
Yes that's it, thank you very much!

amyzzz
05-14-2010, 02:33 AM
Where can I find that gif with the awkward girl dancing?
She's not awkward. Just skinny.

lunatic core
05-14-2010, 03:24 AM
She's not awkward. Just skinny.
The dancing is awkward. Like she is being forced to dance without music on camera in an odd outfit.

amyzzz
05-14-2010, 08:54 AM
The dancing is amazing.

In other news, Yahoo is courting Jacob. Not sure if we could manage a big move to Nor-Cal, but it's fun to think about.

TomAz
05-14-2010, 09:08 AM
Did they sit on your front porch and hold hands with him and ask him shy questions?

amyzzz
05-14-2010, 09:16 AM
in mah bedroom, spiney.

PotVsKtl
05-14-2010, 10:03 AM
The dancing is amazing.

In other news, Yahoo is courting Jacob. Not sure if we could manage a big move to Nor-Cal, but it's fun to think about.

What department? I'll put in a good word.

amyzzz
05-14-2010, 10:17 AM
Do I want your good word for my husband whom you have not met?

PotVsKtl
05-14-2010, 10:21 AM
Trust me.

amyzzz
05-14-2010, 10:23 AM
Oh boy.

algunz
05-14-2010, 10:39 AM
Why couldn't you manage a move to Nor-Cal, amy?

amyzzz
05-14-2010, 10:41 AM
underwater on mortgage and stuff.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
05-14-2010, 10:43 AM
my moved to nor cal was a clusterfuck of coachella proportions. Unless he gets a fantastic salary and you can land a job pretty quick amy, I would think about it.

Hannahrain
05-14-2010, 10:44 AM
Amy, I think you should do it. You could get Pot to babysit occasionally. Or maybe even mentor. How good are your kids at stabbing?

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
05-14-2010, 10:47 AM
The dancing is amazing.

In other news, Yahoo is courting Jacob. Not sure if we could manage a big move to Nor-Cal, but it's fun to think about.

They have a campus in Nor-Cal? i did not know that. The L.A. campus is walking distance from my house.

amyzzz
05-14-2010, 10:54 AM
my moved to nor cal was a clusterfuck of coachella proportions. Unless he gets a fantastic salary and you can land a job pretty quick amy, I would think about it.
I REMEMBER that, and I actually mentioned that to Jacob this morning. He may do a phone interview soon, and he and I already discussed that they would have to offer him a lot to get us to move, enough for him to support us for a while during which time I can consider if I need to/want to get a job. Kinda worried about California's effed up economy though. Would I have to send our kids to private school or something?

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
05-14-2010, 11:01 AM
I REMEMBER that, and I actually mentioned that to Jacob this morning. He may do a phone interview soon, and he and I already discussed that they would have to offer him a lot to get us to move, enough for him to support us for a while during which time I can consider if I need to/want to get a job. Kinda worried about California's effed up economy though. Would I have to send our kids to private school or something?

Just depends on where you decide to live. Some of the best (or worst) public schools in California are in the bay area. The economy up here is a lot better then the rest of the state, San Jose has a lot of job openings and weirdly enough all my neighbors are new transplants that moved here for a job offer, so go figure. Everything is EXPENSIVE though, groceries, housing, etc. But they are a lot of +++ living here (the concerts, the fucking concerts. seriously you'll probably never have to worry about a band missing you on their tour schedule) so just really think about it. Especially since you're moving with kids. (career wise I am probably set for the rest of my life because of my experience here in SF, so that might be a plus for Jacob)

amyzzz
05-14-2010, 11:07 AM
Jacob said they are located at Santa Clara and Sunnyvale btw. I realize everything would be super-expensive. He would have to be compensated a lot. I guess if we were serious about this, I could check to see if there are any Pac-Bell jobs nearby since I have worked at my local phone company for 12 years.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
05-14-2010, 11:11 AM
Jacob said they are located at Santa Clara and Sunnyvale btw. I realize everything would be super-expensive. He would have to be compensated a lot. I guess if we were serious about this, I could check to see if there are any Pac-Bell jobs nearby since I have worked at my local phone company for 12 years.

I've haven't been to the South Bay but from what I know it's really nice and the schools are good. If you guys didn't mind commuting there are a tons of options.

HowToDisappear
05-14-2010, 11:21 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Had to sig this.

PassiveTheory
05-14-2010, 12:23 PM
I've haven't been to the South Bay but from what I know it's really nice and the schools are good. If you guys didn't mind commuting there are a tons of options.

I'll vouch for the South Bay, if that means anything.

PotVsKtl
05-14-2010, 12:26 PM
They have a campus in Nor-Cal? i did not know that. The L.A. campus is walking distance from my house.

Sunnyvale is corporate HQ.

MissingPerson
05-14-2010, 12:36 PM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_tell_tale_beat.png

I love you xkcd

rskapcat
05-14-2010, 01:53 PM
Oh my goodness, that's awesome.

Geno_g
05-14-2010, 02:14 PM
Jacob said they are located at Santa Clara and Sunnyvale btw. I realize everything would be super-expensive. He would have to be compensated a lot. I guess if we were serious about this, I could check to see if there are any Pac-Bell jobs nearby since I have worked at my local phone company for 12 years.

Yep, I ride my bike on some trails over in that area...

weeklymix
05-14-2010, 02:23 PM
http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/8797/momhs.jpg

Felicia is my mother.

J~$$$$
05-14-2010, 02:31 PM
be careful if you go out.

Hannahrain
05-14-2010, 02:36 PM
I like to think that was a Nelson "HAHA" and not a good-natured mom one.

J~$$$$
05-14-2010, 02:48 PM
HAHA

weeklymix
05-14-2010, 03:16 PM
Yeah if it's a good-natured mom laugh it's usually a comma followed by "ha."

weeklymix
05-16-2010, 04:03 AM
If I'm able to pack and move out of my place in one day does that make me efficient or do I have no material legacy? Perhaps a bit of both?

SoulDischarge
05-16-2010, 07:40 AM
I like to think that was a Nelson "HAHA" and not a good-natured mom one.

Everyone knows a Nelson laugh is "ha-HA!"

weeklymix
05-16-2010, 08:15 AM
Other way around I think.

rX7wtNOkuHo

amyzzz
05-16-2010, 09:31 AM
I agree with Zack.

obzen
05-16-2010, 09:43 AM
I like Ms. Krabappel's "Ha!!", better (couldn't find a youtube). It sounds more scandalous.
http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/content/pictures/regulars/Edna2.gif


EDIT: This coffee has me twisted.

MissingPerson
05-16-2010, 10:56 AM
Whoa Ms Krabappel.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
05-16-2010, 11:32 AM
That is quite the image.

theresalwaysone
05-16-2010, 12:05 PM
Krabapple? I've been calling her Crab-apple!

daxton
05-17-2010, 07:16 AM
So, I just found out that MTV's 16 and Pregnant is coming to do a show where I work. Very strange.

amyzzz
05-17-2010, 08:41 AM
picz plz

Hannahrain
05-17-2010, 09:00 AM
I don't think this board needs to see pictures of me sitting alone at the bar with a propped-up mirror so obviously decorated with dry-erase markers to have distinctive hair and features. I'm not ready for that kind of pity.

TomAz
05-17-2010, 09:07 AM
I don't get it.

Hannahrain
05-17-2010, 09:13 AM
The answer is spread across the Misc. Lounge in a vague collection of slightly suspicious posting structures and nuanced linguistic affectations, Thomas. The truth is waiting for you.

TomAz
05-17-2010, 09:14 AM
For most people, that would not be worth the effort. For you, though, Hannah, I am sure there is gold waiting there, so I will look.

Hannahrain
05-17-2010, 09:14 AM
Don't do it. It's a trap. I'm waiting behind an acrostic with a fisherman's net.

TomAz
05-17-2010, 09:14 AM
I am using too many words today. It is annoying me. I apologize people.

J~$$$$
05-17-2010, 09:26 AM
I am tomaz's blissful ignorance.

amyzzz
05-17-2010, 09:39 AM
I don't think this board needs to see pictures of me sitting alone at the bar with a propped-up mirror so obviously decorated with dry-erase markers to have distinctive hair and features. I'm not ready for that kind of pity.
picz plz of said mirror + marker moustaches.

Hannahrain
05-17-2010, 10:22 AM
The Portland Police Bureau gave a Safe Summer pamphlet to your elementary school children with this as the back page. Click for larger version.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4036/4616252984_c0038a33cd_b.jpg (http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4036/4616252984_277f42e7f9_o.jpg)

Mommy? What's "sodomy 1"?

canexplain
05-17-2010, 11:11 AM
this weekend i got drunk w/ hannahrain and can finally confirm that she is not an alias

I would like to do that one day. She seems sharp or off the wall .....

canexplain
05-17-2010, 11:32 AM
They are talking about nuking the oil spill ... We are so fucked ...

TomAz
05-17-2010, 12:25 PM
It's been done before, ron.

canexplain
05-17-2010, 01:11 PM
It's been done before, ron.

I didn't realize that and yea you are right. Those crazy Russians. One argument I heard against it was if we do it Iran can come back and say I thought you guys were done with nukes.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
05-17-2010, 01:43 PM
The Portland Police Bureau gave a Safe Summer pamphlet to your elementary school children with this as the back page. Click for larger version.


The punctuation on that flier is giving me a fucking headache. Was there non one available to proofread that? Maybe a little bit?

The person who let that be released should be put into jail for handing out to children and teenagers something with such a slew of ridiculous mistakes on it.

locachica73
05-18-2010, 07:09 AM
My brother got into a fight with his sugar mamma last night and called me expecting me to open up my door to him. Seriously? I live in a one bedroom so its not even possible even if he hadn't fucked me over the last 4 times I was stupid enough to let him move in. It felt good to finally say no.

M Sparks
05-18-2010, 07:19 AM
Was there non one available to proofread that?

...

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
05-18-2010, 08:53 AM
...

Hey now, I'm typing on a message board while I'm at work, not releasing official information from a government agency.

amyzzz
05-18-2010, 09:12 AM
My brother got into a fight with his sugar mamma last night and called me expecting me to open up my door to him. Seriously? I live in a one bedroom so its not even possible even if he hadn't fucked me over the last 4 times I was stupid enough to let him move in. It felt good to finally say no.
Good on you, loca.

marooko
05-18-2010, 10:18 AM
I just saw a picture of a friend from back east. He has on a Coachella shirt. On the shirt it says Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against The Machine, Bjork. To me, that says 2007. Do I kick him in the nuts when i see him, or just tell him he's an ass?

amyzzz
05-18-2010, 10:29 AM
huh?

marooko
05-18-2010, 10:30 AM
He didn't mention he was coming out. Maybe he got it from a friend, I guess.

amyzzz
05-18-2010, 10:34 AM
Oh, you didn't mention that. I was wondering why you'd wanna kick your friend who went to Coachella.

M Sparks
05-18-2010, 10:38 AM
I hope that this story ends with you remembering that you bought it for him or left it at his house.

marooko
05-18-2010, 10:42 AM
No, I would have remembered that.

But that reminds me of this: He's my brothers friend, really, since they were kids. The first time I hung out with them I was supposed to be grounded. My brother got my mom to let me go, but she was very hesitant. At about 11pm, said friends phone is BLOWING up!! They finally answer, and even though I'm half passed out on the couch, I could hear my mom riffing over the phone. I started to laugh. Fun times. She wasn't very please with us the next day.

That's what I remember most about his house.

canexplain
05-18-2010, 06:34 PM
One thing about never watching live tv (usually) and just dvr it, you miss all of those attempts to tell you there is some bad bad weather out there ...

bmack86
05-18-2010, 07:47 PM
Ain't that what the snow and wind is for? That usually lets me know the weather's gonna be bad.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
05-18-2010, 07:56 PM
i just go by that twitch in my kneecaps

locachica73
05-18-2010, 08:16 PM
My son has decided to come home. The stress that will create is making me nervous as I haven't been all that healthy lately. I may need to have them increase my doses of prozac and xanax. If this lands me back in the hospital I might just call it quits. I will need a rubber room for sure.

canexplain
05-19-2010, 09:13 AM
I haven't slept since I woke up at 6am sunday morning ... What is weird about it mostly is that I am not sleepy at all ... And no, I am not on drugs ...

amyzzz
05-19-2010, 09:17 AM
Yes you are, Ron. It's called caffeine.

canexplain
05-19-2010, 09:28 AM
Yes you are, Ron. It's called caffeine.

I will give you that yep. I am also chewing that darn gum but I don't think it keeps you up ???

guedita
05-20-2010, 10:51 AM
Today I saw a Mazda convertible swerve around the bus I was in and fly past the 4-way stop sign, nearly hitting a 4 year old and her father who were walking across the street. Fuck you, jackass.

bballarl
05-20-2010, 10:54 AM
It's fucking cold here in the A's out-of-town scoreboard.

marooko
05-20-2010, 11:11 AM
My lady deals with old people; She just sent me a text message telling me she was at a a ladies house who is blind in one eye, and has 30% vision in the other. You put it together.

marooko
05-20-2010, 01:37 PM
Developed view for rolled stair rail.

Plan chord = base @ stair pitch = slope. New slope = new chord. New chord applied to plan rise will give you your new rad.

Maybe one of you will find this useful someday.

miscorrections
05-20-2010, 01:47 PM
Thank god, I've been needing a new rad for a long time. This rad is all worn out.

marooko
05-20-2010, 01:57 PM
Rad. = radius. I have a hard time writing it out completely because I rarely ever do for work.

canexplain
05-20-2010, 09:27 PM
I had just got home earlier in the evening and came downstairs to goof off when my doorbell rang. I usually just ignore it cuz that's what I do. I went up anyway and there was this gal late 20's I would say with two cute kids. They were both well dressed and seemed happy. She asked if I had any spare change she could have so she could feed her kids. I had a bunch of change but I went in the kitchen and got $5 for her. You never know if that is dumb or good. I should have given her a couple of those fucking chickens in the freezer :)

daxton
05-21-2010, 06:36 AM
Note to self: Shirts worn to seafood restaurants should not be worn twice. I've been trying to figure out what the fuck smelled so weird in my office for 2 hours now.

SDsoldier7
05-21-2010, 06:58 AM
It's probably your puss.

daxton
05-21-2010, 07:01 AM
It's probably your puss.

I have confirmed that it indeed is not my puss.

SDsoldier7
05-21-2010, 07:09 AM
You still have a filthy cunt.

marooko
05-21-2010, 07:40 AM
Holy fuck SD. I don't think I've ever seen this side of you.

BROKENDOLL
05-21-2010, 07:41 AM
You still have a filthy cunt.
Well, damn...now I've forgotten what I originally wanted to post.

SDsoldier7
05-21-2010, 08:01 AM
Holy fuck SD. I don't think I've ever seen this side of you.

I'm a lot more worse to people I like.

amyzzz
05-21-2010, 08:14 AM
I might put SD on ignore for that one. My god.

SDsoldier7
05-21-2010, 08:24 AM
Please do us both a favor amy.

marooko
05-21-2010, 11:13 AM
You quit smoking or something? hahahaha. This is awesome!

amyzzz
05-21-2010, 11:18 AM
I do not like that word.

TomAz
05-21-2010, 11:54 AM
"more worse"

chairmenmeow47
05-21-2010, 11:56 AM
how come i wasn't put on ignore for calling someone a cunt. no fair.

cuntitty cunt cunt cunt. i don't get what's so offensive about this word. it is marvelous when used properly. CUNT.

TomAz
05-21-2010, 11:59 AM
I just now figured out that your avatar is a hand. and not a misshapen torso.

amyzzz
05-21-2010, 12:00 PM
No. I don't like the "p" word. CUNT IS FINE.

TomAz
05-21-2010, 12:01 PM
Don't be such a pussy amy.

chairmenmeow47
05-21-2010, 12:01 PM
puss in boots?

http://bp3.blogger.com/_t2CBtbStK3M/R6M371BLrtI/AAAAAAAAAxU/a4yns7sxKCc/s320/265_not_pennys_boat.jpg

i called my mom a pussy while watching house party as a kid once. i didn't do it twice.

amyzzz
05-21-2010, 12:47 PM
Is that a Lost reference picture?

weeklymix
05-21-2010, 01:14 PM
I am now a resident of Boulder, CO for the summer. Cool.

obzen
05-21-2010, 01:15 PM
Do they have boulders of cocaine there?

marooko
05-21-2010, 01:17 PM
All the ladies have huge tits.

amyzzz
05-21-2010, 01:18 PM
koko made me laff. :>

canexplain
05-21-2010, 01:24 PM
I just read a review of the MacGruber movie (pretty good review actually). In the review it said the major bad guy is named "Dieter Von Cunth" (the h is slient)." It went right along with these posts.

chairmenmeow47
05-21-2010, 01:37 PM
I am now a resident of Boulder, CO for the summer. Cool.

*insert mork & mindy joke here*

weeklymix
05-21-2010, 02:59 PM
http://www.adpulp.com/archives/2010/02/05/mork.jpg

BlackSwan
05-21-2010, 03:31 PM
POW!
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/11/pew%20pew.gif
POW!
POW!
POW!

full on idle
05-21-2010, 03:40 PM
Happy Friday to you too, Swan. Have a pleasant weekend okay? IT'S A PLAN!

guedita
05-21-2010, 03:42 PM
Is she saying "Boss" at the end of that video? I've been trying to figure it out.

BlackSwan
05-21-2010, 03:43 PM
Happy Friday to you too, Swan. Have a pleasant weekend okay? IT'S A PLAN!

It's going to be very pleasant. About to head over to the Tipsy Pig and then to Broken Bells.

rage patton
05-21-2010, 03:44 PM
http://coachella.com/forum/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_quotespam

rage patton
05-21-2010, 03:49 PM
Yeah, yeah. I understand. There have been worse spammers than Cyrus... but whatever.

Im done. No more from me.

marooko
05-21-2010, 04:21 PM
POW!
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/11/pew%20pew.gif
POW!
POW!
POW!

:pulse

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Everything_Else/Guns_and_Cannons/Bullet_holes.gif

marooko
05-21-2010, 04:27 PM
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/7811/nipplefinger.jpg

PassiveTheory
05-21-2010, 04:35 PM
DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BANNAGE JUST WHISTLING OVER HERE MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS

marooko
05-21-2010, 04:39 PM
Well, looks like some people are banned. Ill say thats part of it.

M Sparks
05-21-2010, 04:44 PM
Yeah, yeah. I understand. There have been worse spammers than Cyrus... but whatever.

So, annoying certain people is now "spam"?

psychic friend
05-21-2010, 04:46 PM
For those of you who have trouble clicking links or reading entire passages:


Things that might get you banned:

Spamming the board
Posting false info as truth
Harassment of other board members regularly
Blatant porn content
Blatant sexual orientation or racist comments aimed at particular people
Scalping
Starting threads asking why someone got banned or about someone getting banned which is very annoying because it is explained here already

http://www.thisis-matt.co.uk/images/Fail%20Pictures/Dog%20Fail.jpg

amyzzz
05-21-2010, 04:52 PM
That sure was a cool thread. Oh well.

liquidsnake28
05-21-2010, 04:52 PM
So ... which one of those did he do? Spam? I'm wondering the same thing MSparks is. maybe i should stop talking about it, that seems to be an issue here..

marooko
05-21-2010, 04:54 PM
Things that might get you banned:

Spamming the board
Posting false info as truth
Harassment of other board members regularly
Blatant porn content
Blatant sexual orientation or racist comments aimed at particular people
Scalping
Starting threads asking why someone got banned or about someone getting banned which is very annoying because it is explained here already

I wasn't even here, but I'm gonna guess one of these two. And really, why does it matter?

MissingPerson
05-23-2010, 10:19 AM
"Lyme Disease: Cure it Now!"
1 year ago 11,234 views
Because you watched:
"Hole - Celebrity Skin"

Oh, Youtube.

weeklymix
05-23-2010, 03:40 PM
I just did hot body yoga.

daxton
05-24-2010, 10:20 AM
Haven't had a candy bar in a while. This Twix is so good.

In other news, the board is extremely boring today. Boo.

TomAz
05-24-2010, 10:46 AM
It is.

daxton
05-24-2010, 10:49 AM
Mr. Nipples, your hair is pretty.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
05-24-2010, 10:52 AM
i like how the cat seems intrigued by the bird

Courtney
05-24-2010, 01:50 PM
That cat's expression is amazing.

canexplain
05-24-2010, 02:04 PM
It's 70 degrees here, wind gusts of 65 mph and it is snowing 30 minutes away ...

guedita
05-24-2010, 02:04 PM
Haven't had a candy bar in a while. This Twix is so good.

In other news, the board is extremely boring today. Boo.

Riveting

canexplain
05-24-2010, 02:16 PM
The head of BP just said there is a 60% chance of their new try at that damn well of working and stopping the flow ...

BlackSwan
05-24-2010, 04:46 PM
I am stuck in the waiting area of a doctor's office and the admin has intentionally tuned into a country radio station. I think the music is making me feel worse.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
05-25-2010, 12:31 PM
some hotel in NYC is courting me. Ugh. Leave SF for NYC? That move would be unbearable.

rskapcat
05-25-2010, 12:32 PM
And you'll be trading one expensive city for another.

marooko
05-25-2010, 12:33 PM
Wait, you're in SF?

And if NY was calling me, it wouldn't have to call twice. I'd take NYC over SF any time, any day.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
05-25-2010, 12:33 PM
And you'll be trading one expensive city for another.


actually, the cost of living would be less then where I'm at now. plus it would be loads more $$$$.

miscorrections
05-25-2010, 12:33 PM
I would take SF over any other US city I've ever been to.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
05-25-2010, 12:34 PM
Wait, you're in SF?

And if NY was calling me, it wouldn't have to call twice. I'd take NYC over SF any time, any day.

We'll see what happens. if the offer is good enough I will consider it. But given how shitty my move was here I don't know.

rskapcat
05-25-2010, 12:34 PM
What would your wife do?

marooko
05-25-2010, 12:34 PM
I would take it and poop on it. Oh wait....Hey Chia, doesn't some lady poop on your front step?

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
05-25-2010, 12:35 PM
What would your wife do?

she wouldn't have to work. if the $$$ is what I think it is (which has a 90% chance of being correct).

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
05-25-2010, 12:36 PM
I would take SF over any other US city I've ever been to.

nicer folks in sf no doubt. probably better weather too.

marooko
05-25-2010, 12:36 PM
she wouldn't have to work.

Can I be your wife? Oh wait, I don't work now. Oh, wait some more, I have a BIG ASS job right now and shouldn't be posting here.

rskapcat
05-25-2010, 12:39 PM
she wouldn't have to work. if the $$$ is what I think it is (which has a 90% chance of being correct).

Then I think this new position and move could solve a lot of your problems in the long run, though the move itself would be a bitch.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
05-25-2010, 12:41 PM
Then I think this new position and move could solve a lot of your problems in the long run, though the move itself would be a bitch.

yeah its the only reason I'm even considering it. If my wife could just stay home and go to school then its a win win. I just don't know how we could DO the move. Colorado to California was a disaster. California to NY would be too much. Was really hoping for Austin at the end of the year but I don't know. We'll see what happens when this is said and done.

canexplain
05-25-2010, 01:22 PM
My best friend is moving somewhere around DC and is going to work with the CIA. It's a low level job I guess but pays around 150k. That's not bad but I could never be some sort of cop in anyway. I think he just doing the IT stuff though. Houses are dirt dirt cheap where he is looking but you can't find an apartment, condo, or anything to rent. He is going to stay in a little ole ladies 1 room place on the 3rd floor of her house.

canexplain
05-25-2010, 01:57 PM
I was going to start a poll but naw:

Will North and South Korea go to war shortly and will there be nukes involved?

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
05-25-2010, 02:36 PM
I was going to start a poll but naw:

Will North and South Korea go to war shortly and will there be nukes involved?

no and no.

daxton
05-26-2010, 04:25 AM
That's strange.

TomAz
05-26-2010, 04:32 AM
Stranger to notice.

daxton
05-26-2010, 05:00 AM
None of this makes any sense.

canexplain
05-26-2010, 05:18 AM
Stranger to notice.

Yea I always find it odd when people pay so much attention to other people's action on a message board. It's just that, a message board not life ...

SDsoldier7
05-26-2010, 05:41 AM
I noticed because he has been cracking 10k over and over again over the last 5 months. He is also my friend outside of the message board, so that’s why I recognized it.

You 3 on the other hand, are interweb dipshits that I couldn't care anymore less about.

daxton
05-26-2010, 05:45 AM
I noticed because he has been cracking 10k over and over again over the last 5 months. He is also my friend outside of the message board, so thatís why I recognized it.

You 3 on the other hand, are interweb dipshits that I couldn't care anymore less about.

igualmente

SDsoldier7
05-26-2010, 05:49 AM
You're ok in my book dax.

daxton
05-26-2010, 05:50 AM
Since when?

captncrzy
05-26-2010, 07:56 AM
Kingsblend420 is deleting his posts again. I know none of you care, I just think its funny that someone would do that time and time again. Thousands of posts. For what reason? Who knows. Who cares. It's good lulz.

http://www.coachella.com/forum/member.php?u=4555

I don't pay attention to him. Has he done this befoe?

TomAz
05-26-2010, 08:04 AM
You 3 on the other hand, are interweb dipshits that I couldn't care anymore less about.

I'm the smartest person you've never met.