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daxton
04-09-2010, 03:48 PM
I saw Amy Smart twice this week.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-09-2010, 04:43 PM
Hey, it's just your average Finnish dinosaur-themed kid-centered power metal band. No big.

Holy fucking shit, this is actually the band's primary image...and they perform live like this?!?!?!

http://umami.fi/wp-content/uploads/jurahevi.jpg
http://www.ts.fi/online/kulttuuri/arviot/konsertit/97103_515h.jpg

SImply amazing.

MissingPerson
04-10-2010, 07:22 PM
I'm watching an old repeat of I Dream of Jeannie. The following exchange just happened.


"What are you doing?"

"I'm reading a scroll; "The Emancipation of Modern Woman." What does it mean?"

"Oh, you don't need to worry about things like that."

"Oh but I do! I want to understand your way of life so that I can please you Master!"

Different times.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
04-10-2010, 10:27 PM
Why?
Why?

My skin knows Coachella is next weekend, why would it decide to turn on me? Bastards

marooko
04-12-2010, 09:33 AM
So why is ****** banned, but not spic, or kike? The missing word is n-i-gger. Is this for apologetic reasons or is it ok to call Hispanics, spics and Jewish people kikes? That's pretty much what you're saying and really, I'm a little offended. Surprisingly.

amyzzz
04-12-2010, 11:03 AM
Cracker should be asterisked.

marooko
04-12-2010, 11:24 AM
I'm serious. Are you? That's fucking bullshit.

amyzzz
04-12-2010, 11:37 AM
you have no sense of humor.

TomAz
04-12-2010, 11:49 AM
it wasn't funny, amy.

amyzzz
04-12-2010, 11:53 AM
Bitch should also be asterisked. And slut. And cunt.

Hannahrain
04-12-2010, 11:54 AM
Those are only offensive to bitches, sluts, and cunts, Amy. If you're bothered by them, it's a personal failing.

TomAz
04-12-2010, 11:58 AM
******rain is funny.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-12-2010, 12:13 PM
So why is ****** banned, but not spic, or kike? The missing word is n-i-gger. Is this for apologetic reasons or is it ok to call Hispanics, spics and Jewish people kikes? That's pretty much what you're saying and really, I'm a little offended. Surprisingly.

What the hell were you writing to discover this?

Hannahrain
04-12-2010, 12:15 PM
I fucking think ***Az just called me ******rain. What a fucking *** **** ***** *** * * **** *** ** with **** on a *******. ***.

J~$$$$
04-12-2010, 12:23 PM
I blame Ron.

Still-ill
04-12-2010, 12:23 PM
I originally thought your name was Hahhahrain.

amyzzz
04-12-2010, 12:33 PM
I'm serious. Are you? That's fucking bullshit.

Marooko, why don't you just report any posts that use the offending racial epithets and stfu about it? :)

Courtney
04-12-2010, 12:47 PM
Shouldn't one be offended by the person using the racial epithet in a hateful way, and not some arbitrary internet website for its censoring or lack thereof?

Hannahrain
04-12-2010, 01:48 PM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4001/4516143774_e47e82857c.jpghttp://farm3.static.flickr.com/2698/4515509551_cae2fd3885.jpg

canexplain
04-12-2010, 01:56 PM
I blame Ron.



Yea I was unofficially ****ed a long time ago ....

Courtney
04-12-2010, 02:29 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2698/4515509551_cae2fd3885.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/snkw21.jpg

full on idle
04-12-2010, 02:36 PM
I bet that tastes like soap.

Hannahrain
04-12-2010, 02:39 PM
They're very mild. I'm a little disappointed. I might simmer them in some port with shallots and pour them over greenbeans in the hopes that I can coax out some taste to go alongside my snickering.

full on idle
04-12-2010, 02:39 PM
Well, I'll have some of that.

boboso
04-12-2010, 03:05 PM
They're very mild. I'm a little disappointed. I might simmer them in some port with shallots and pour them over greenbeans in the hopes that I can coax out some taste to go alongside my snickering.

You should boil it with a little ginger and some sugar and make a drink out of it. Add some rum if you want to make it into a cocktail.

cubrocker
04-12-2010, 06:19 PM
this public service announcement is my favorite thing right now for some reason

bjWufx3fenc

marooko
04-12-2010, 07:13 PM
it wasn't funny, amy.

It's not, but I'm sure you think it is.



Marooko, why don't you just report any posts that use the offending racial epithets and stfu about it? :)

Why? Because this apologist mentality is just out of control. Don't feel so fucking guilty.

I'm offended by the fact that a racial slur towards Hispanic people is no big deal. No reason to ban that word. A racial slur is just that, a slur, offensive. It shouldn't be okay for some and not for others.

kimery08
04-13-2010, 09:28 AM
long time no post.

i still need my ticket. please lmk if any come up.
thanks.

Mr. Dylanja
04-13-2010, 11:09 AM
Texts From Last Night

(831):
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.

amyzzz
04-13-2010, 11:52 AM
holy hell. that teaches me to not unignore one post at a time. :nono

TomAz
04-13-2010, 11:53 AM
you have Mr D on ignore amy?

amyzzz
04-13-2010, 12:02 PM
You don't want to know.

marooko
04-13-2010, 02:48 PM
No point if you're gonna check the post. Probably just a stupid kike. I could say that because it isn't offensive. I can't say the "N" word though..oh no. That isn't nice.

Ally, can you type the "N" word? I can't, look....******!

amyzzz
04-13-2010, 02:50 PM
I was bein' bad.

BlackSwan
04-13-2010, 03:36 PM
My wife and I just won an all-expenses-paid trip to London to go to the Iron Man 2 premiere. WTF? Luckily, it's the weekend after Coachella.

BlackSwan
04-13-2010, 04:15 PM
My wife and I just won an all-expenses-paid trip to London to go to the Iron Man 2 premiere. WTF? Luckily, it's the weekend after Coachella.

Ah, we're missing the Gorillaz Roadhouse dates by one day... So close!

GeezrRckr
04-13-2010, 04:33 PM
wow, dude. that's pretty cool. first class, four-star and everything?

amyzzz
04-13-2010, 04:48 PM
Wow, that's awesome, BS. Congrats!

Still-ill
04-13-2010, 04:49 PM
Nice.

canexplain
04-13-2010, 04:58 PM
That is cool BS, take lots of pics for the board if ya can ...

Mr. Dylanja
04-13-2010, 05:09 PM
Get a pic with ScarJo.

GeezrRckr
04-13-2010, 05:20 PM
i'm sure i'll get flamed by this, but.....i just now realized that randy was banned. that is all.

canexplain
04-13-2010, 05:26 PM
i'm sure i'll get flamed by this, but.....i just now realized that randy was banned. that is all.

Message to self: Wake up ...

GeezrRckr
04-13-2010, 05:45 PM
i am INDEED awake, ron. there is life beyond the coachella message board. i recommend it.

canexplain
04-13-2010, 05:58 PM
i am INDEED awake, ron. there is life beyond the coachella message board. i recommend it.

Geez lighten up dude. If I was going to be at Coachella in a few days, someone could run over my foot with a car and I would just smile.

Life>Health Care Bill>Randy getting banned>Coachella sells out :)

Edit: While I post a few, I am watching AI, photo editing a picture, washing some jeans, and online fixing a job that crashed ...

bballarl
04-13-2010, 06:00 PM
What did Randy do this time?

bmack86
04-13-2010, 06:06 PM
All kinds of stuff in a very short time span.

Suffacated
04-13-2010, 06:09 PM
I wonder if he misses me?

Still-ill
04-13-2010, 06:11 PM
I was gone those couple of days as well. I missed lots of good stuff.

canexplain
04-13-2010, 06:18 PM
They just showed on TV Avatar is out on Apr 22nd. That might be old news but I didn't know it. Aww Suff, we all miss you when you aren't around. Are you working the event again this year?

Still-ill
04-13-2010, 06:19 PM
Aww Suff, we all miss you when you aren't around.

No, we don't.

Still-ill
04-13-2010, 06:19 PM
Er- I mean... who's Suff?

canexplain
04-13-2010, 06:28 PM
No, we don't.

A) This is a kinder gentler board now (not ...) B) He might be the one person that helps you at Coachella one year because of Coachella knowledge we others don't know (no that isn't the reason I like Suff) ...

canexplain
04-14-2010, 10:08 AM
Sarah Palin's political action committee spent more money than it raised in the first three months of 2010, but the group is planning a "far more aggressive" fundraising effort as the midterm races ramp up.


Please send money to Palin. I so want her to run for president in 2012. The Tea Bagger party would be best, but Repub is a close 2nd for her party.

marooko
04-14-2010, 10:36 AM
We need her running for office as bad as we need voters with your mind set. We don't. Take it fucking seriously, ask for a legitimate candidate. Fuck, man.

canexplain
04-14-2010, 10:44 AM
We need her running for office as bad as we need voters with your mind set. We don't. Take it fucking seriously, ask for a legitimate candidate. Fuck, man.

You are missing the point dude. If she runs we will wipe the sidewalk with her skinny ass which is what I want. I believe I know politics as well as you do so I don't need your advice.

mickflyy
04-14-2010, 10:49 AM
She won't get nominated. Even heartland Republicans are thats dumb. California Republicans, now that's a different story altogether.

marooko
04-14-2010, 11:13 AM
You are missing the point dude. If she runs we will wipe the sidewalk with her skinny ass which is what I want. I believe I know politics as well as you do so I don't need your advice.

This is bigger than your political affiliation. Peoples fucking lives are involved here, take it a little more seriously. It's not just dem and it's not just rep.

I don't know shit about politics. That's how much you know.

HunterGather
04-14-2010, 02:09 PM
I meant to sleep for 15 minutes this morning.
Its not 545PM and i missed all 3 of my classes today, including a test...

canexplain
04-14-2010, 02:16 PM
This is bigger than your political affiliation. Peoples fucking lives are involved here, take it a little more seriously. It's not just dem and it's not just rep.

I don't know shit about politics. That's how much you know.

I am serious about my politics. If she runs as a repub she will lose the election and we will win. If she runs as a teabagger, it will destroy the gop for at least 8 cycles and maybe decades to come. Except for a bump by Clinton the repubs have been in charge for decades. I think it is a bad thing, political affilation, but the reason the left lost a couple of times was because of Nader taking the dem votes away from us. Now it's time for the right to make the same stupid mistakes we did ...

marooko
04-14-2010, 03:24 PM
That logic is impeccable.

amyzzz
04-14-2010, 03:24 PM
It is cute.

cubrocker
04-14-2010, 04:58 PM
okay so im quitting my job to go to coachella this year. then moving to san diego right after the fest.

im getting ready to go to my last night of work.

so here is my final message before it all...


HAPPY COACHELLA EVERYONE!!

and please travel safe, have fun, and i'll see you all on the polo fields!!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2677/4522237566_a5722f318f.jpg

Suffacated
04-14-2010, 06:33 PM
Tomorrow morning was to be the start of my vacation. Tomorrow morning I will be picking up Devin T. Dude (1:00am) and frozen pilgrim (4:00am) and delivering them to Indio. A few minutes ago I just found out that I need to move another piece of equipment to a drill site at Salton Sea Beach. Thanks for delaying the start of my vacation. Thanks for the problems this delay will cause. and Thanks for being such a ignoramus dumb ass boss.
...... and i just realized that this should have gone in the letters to your dumb ass boss thread.......fuck it.

canexplain
04-14-2010, 07:30 PM
Just a note because I know everyone is hyped about the show this weekend. Tygerlady and myself have talked about how army daughter gal is having a house built up in Seattle. She may have to turn right around and go wayyyy east. Anyway so Tygerlady was going to watch her house and dogs while she is gone. Today I came home to a moving truck in front of my house. Deb said we need to talk. I ask what? Well the day she is going to watch the house is starting today and she didn't know how to tell me. Deb even took our BonnieRoo doggie. I did deduct that is why she has been trying to get me to go to Coachella. So they are gone for a year or more. Ron is sad :(

marooko
04-14-2010, 09:11 PM
Sorry to hear, Ron. You'll get tickets, bust out your Woodstock pants and get your ass over to Coachella. For the both of us.

canexplain
04-14-2010, 09:36 PM
Sorry to hear, Ron. You'll get tickets, bust out your Woodstock pants and get your ass over to Coachella. For the both of us.

Tnx. Yea didn't I read where you weren't going this year? If it wasn't this weekend grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ......

canexplain
04-21-2010, 10:54 AM
I was going to start a thread for this but whatever:

FUCK YOU ARIZONA!!!!!!!




They are trying to pass a law that if you are ethnic and look suspicious the cops can stop you in a car, on the sidewalk, in McDonalds eating a fucking burger. At that point you have to have a valid ID or it’s off to jail.

Second: They are also trying to pass a law that if anyone (Obama) doesn’t provide what they consider a legal birth certificate, they are not going to put the candidate on the ballot for the presidential election ………

marooko
04-21-2010, 11:12 AM
These are already laws, they just want to enforce them. Why does that make you angry?

You're supposed to have an ID on you. You're supposed to be an American citizen to run for president. I don't see the issue.

Courtney
04-21-2010, 11:13 AM
WAY TO BE A RIGHT-WING UBER CONSERVATIVE NUTJOB, MAROO.

marooko
04-21-2010, 11:21 AM
While I don't support the "ethnic" approach, you are in fact supposed to have an ID on you. The other one still stands: If Borama's birth certificate is not an issue, I don't believe this should bother you. It doesn't bother me because it isn't an issue for me.

Where exactly am I UBER right-wing?

I'd like to add that some of you come off as 'UBER" left-wing. I'm okay with that, why are some of you not okay with the opposite? For having such an open mind and being so accepting, some of you sound extremely intolerant. It's okay to not agree with people, it's part of why there are two major parties and people vote.

canexplain
04-21-2010, 11:24 AM
These are already laws, they just want to enforce them. Why does that make you angry?

You're supposed to have an ID on you. You're supposed to be an American citizen to run for president. I don't see the issue.

There is no law I know of that says you have to carry on you a valid ID. Only if you are driving, bars, etc. Whatever happed to presumed innocent? You might be guilty because you are Latino? Next Jews. Next Blacks. Next us longhairs. MaCains sp daughter is an adopted ethnic. I wish they would harass her

marooko
04-21-2010, 11:25 AM
Well it's already been established that the spics and jews don't matter, it's the niggers we gotta pander to. I'm sure they'll be excluded.

Edit: Or wait, maybe when it's a group of "them" and not just one ******, spic or jew. Nope, just the nigs., continue fucking the spics and jews.

Courtney
04-21-2010, 11:27 AM
(I was joking in my last post.)

PotVsKtl
04-21-2010, 11:27 AM
Where exactly am I UBER right-wing?.

Most reasonable people don't want to live in an America where the police can stop you and ask you for your papers on the street. No, you do not have to have an ID on you at all times. And no, you do not have to show said ID to the police if they ask you for it. At least not yet. Not outside of Arizona.

PotVsKtl
04-21-2010, 11:28 AM
Maybe the fact that you're apparently totally ignorant of current laws in this country and our traditions of carefully defended privacy rights colors your reaction to the proposed law. Maybe.

marooko
04-21-2010, 11:29 AM
Most reasonable people don't want to live in an America where the police can stop you and ask you for your papers on the street.

So clarify, cause apparently I have to, are you saying you're reasonable? Meaning, you don't want to have to show your papers.



Maybe the fact that you're apparently totally ignorant of current laws in this country and our traditions of carefully defended privacy rights colors your reaction to the proposed law. Maybe.

Maybe? You seem to be sure of everything else, why not this?

PotVsKtl
04-21-2010, 11:33 AM
Is that your official response?

marooko
04-21-2010, 11:33 AM
Is that your official response?

mickflyy
04-21-2010, 10:55 PM
Well it's already been established that the spics and jews don't matter, it's the niggers we gotta pander to. I'm sure they'll be excluded.

Edit: Or wait, maybe when it's a group of "them" and not just one ******, spic or jew. Nope, just the nigs., continue fucking the spics and jews.

I love how people love to throw these words around on the internet. I bet you never say any of these words if you were in public with people of these ethnicities around.

marooko
04-22-2010, 06:45 AM
That's part of the point. And you're correct, I don't normally use that kind of language. But if I did, like blacks being able to say ******, I would be able to say spic.

canexplain
04-22-2010, 06:58 AM
For those that care: Live Chickenfoot show from Cabo on Saturday on the BestBuy site ... And Avatar comes out today (3d?)

bleep
04-22-2010, 07:00 AM
only 2D. the 3D DVD comes out EOY, right before the holidays i think.

TomAz
04-22-2010, 07:07 AM
You're supposed to be an American citizen to run for president. I don't see the issue.

And it's just coincidence that we waited 230 years til we had a black president with a foreign-sounding name to decide we need to see the birth certificate. Just coincidence.

marooko
04-22-2010, 07:26 AM
Why is it such an issue for you?

daxton
04-22-2010, 10:13 AM
Can someone please tell me how to make a poll?

full on idle
04-22-2010, 10:15 AM
You have to act like you're adding the thread first and click the box that says "make this a poll" and then the next screen they will ask for your options for the poll. Something like that, I haven't done that in a while.

daxton
04-22-2010, 10:16 AM
You have to act like you're adding the thread first and click the box that says "make this a poll" and then the next screen they will ask for your options for the poll. Something like that, I haven't done that in a while.

Ok. That's what I was doing I just didn't get as far as submitting the thread to see the next step. Thanks!

mickflyy
04-22-2010, 10:31 AM
Can someone please PM me how Blackswan's secret thread works. I'm kinda new here and I know you are not supposed to post questions like this on that thread.
Thanks

MissingPerson
04-22-2010, 05:36 PM
Cap'n Crunch is the best thing in the world.

God bless America.

rskapcat
04-22-2010, 05:40 PM
Cap'n Crunch tastes amazing, yet destroys my mouth. Pleasure with pain.

MissingPerson
04-22-2010, 05:44 PM
Delicious, painful joy. Like a Pineapple or a Toblerone, you've got to fucking earn it.

You can't get it here, so I have to make terrible, terrible bargains with people travelling to the states to make them bring me some back.

It hurts me to know that, somewhere in Berkeley, there are two boxes with my name on them that my friend had to abandon due to luggage allowance restrictions.

MissingPerson
04-22-2010, 05:45 PM
Honestly, I totally get the District 9 catfood thing.

Courtney
04-22-2010, 05:53 PM
I guess I should try Cap'n Crunch.

Courtney
04-22-2010, 05:54 PM
New plan: I send you Cap'n Crunch, you send me something that doesn't have a grotesque aloha flower print infecting its packaging.

MissingPerson
04-22-2010, 06:02 PM
I might just take you up on that.

In the meantime, I'll be trying to figure out a way to start absorbing Cap'n Crunch through my actual skin. The default orifices have proven inadequate.

Courtney
04-22-2010, 06:52 PM
I'm imagining it would actually make a really excellent sugar-style exfoliant. Although that would be not nearly as delicious.

marooko
04-22-2010, 10:07 PM
Peanut butter crunch for the win.

SoulDischarge
04-23-2010, 12:09 AM
I just slept for 17 hours. I feel slightly less sick though. Might even make it back to work on Saturday.

JelloPuddingChat
04-23-2010, 01:07 AM
I know that usually sleeping that long will make you feel weak but it does wonders for a cold...or whatever you had.

weeklymix
04-23-2010, 10:15 AM
I just drove 22 hours. My total miles for this trip was 3,457.

YES.

marooko
04-23-2010, 10:23 AM
If you had a tick bite you and got Lyme disease, would the area itch?

miscorrections
04-23-2010, 10:26 AM
Lyme disease shows up as a sort of bullseye around the bite.

marooko
04-23-2010, 10:30 AM
Not always, that only happens in very little cases. I'm doing some reading on it at the moment. I'm finding that rashes and the "bulls eye" show up in less than half of the cases.


The Lyme disease Erythema Migrans rash. It is also referred to as a "bull's eye" rash yet the bull's eye formation only occurs in 9% of cases.

But I don't find anything about it itching or not.

marooko
04-23-2010, 10:35 AM
If anyone has had it, or knows if a Lyme disease infected tick bite itches, I would really like to know. I'm freaking out.

TomAz
04-23-2010, 10:38 AM
get the internet, mookie.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/lyme-disease/DS00116/DSECTION=symptoms

itching not listed.

Hannahrain
04-23-2010, 10:39 AM
I thought Itching Not Listed was a little weak compared to their earlier albums.

miscorrections
04-23-2010, 10:40 AM
Yeah, Deer Tick really need to step it up.

marooko
04-23-2010, 10:51 AM
get the internet, mookie.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/lyme-disease/DS00116/DSECTION=symptoms

itching not listed.

Get reading.


Okay, I'm just freaking out. I think/hope.

J~$$$$
04-23-2010, 11:10 AM
You got crabs.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-23-2010, 11:49 AM
You got crabs.

Always happy for an excuse to post a Shat video.

...this is probably NSFW

gFBxx9s9JI8

SoulDischarge
04-23-2010, 12:32 PM
Not always, that only happens in very little cases.

You're a very little dude, so I wouldn't be surprised if it were a very little case.

marooko
04-23-2010, 12:55 PM
You're a very little dude, so I wouldn't be surprised if it were a very little case.

Quit flirting with me.

And miscorrections, thank you for the input. You too, Tom, even though I already read that.

I should be okay. I'm pretty sure it wasn't a tick bite. I had one on me, but not there. The symptoms I had started immediately, unlike Lyme disease symptoms.

full on idle
04-23-2010, 12:58 PM
Why aren't there riots in the streets of Arizona right now?

J~$$$$
04-23-2010, 01:04 PM
Has Lyme disease or crabs been known to start riots?

marooko
04-23-2010, 01:07 PM
Lyme disease could be a potential cause. What's going on in the AZ, FOI?

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-23-2010, 01:09 PM
Talking about the immigration bill probably?

amyzzz
04-23-2010, 01:23 PM
I'm too miserable with flu to riot.

J~$$$$
04-23-2010, 01:45 PM
*insert Potvsktl quote*

amyzzz
04-23-2010, 01:48 PM
I just realized I'm getting too whiny about it. In my defense I just had a disciplinary meeting at work because of my 2 sick days, so I'm trying to complain about my flu symptoms more to seem genuine. But I do feel shitty.

full on idle
04-23-2010, 04:02 PM
Oh, do you have the flu?

canexplain
04-23-2010, 04:16 PM
It snowed like crazy here today. The mts got 2 feet and expect 2 more.
Wow!!!

Boycott Arizona and SB 10-70 please, please, please or next it is us. I was going to do a poll but no one gives a fuck until it is them ...

Have you heard the story of the truck driver already??

Suffacated
04-23-2010, 04:18 PM
Tell me a truck driver story Ron.

canexplain
04-23-2010, 04:59 PM
I still haven't heard why his drivers license wasn't good enough or even if he had it. I heard this on the radio but goggle didn't say much. anyway, Hispanic, driving a truck gets pulled over. police say he has to show is birth certificate. The wife goes home and it is a couple of hours round trip to get the BC. he was born in California yadayad. i listen to this radio station on the way home and people that were streaming the broadcast from AZ were calling here and they said they were Hispanic, citizens, but afraid to go outside of there homes. They didn't have ids for their kids. This is sad ...

Hannahrain
04-24-2010, 05:55 PM
I just found a bottle of whisky and a full-size weighted office stapler in my laundry basket. I don't think I'm doing this chore correctly.

amyzzz
04-24-2010, 06:31 PM
Where's that whiny bitch sick thread? Where you can complain about being sick? I can't remember what it's called. It doesn't have the word "sick" in it anywhere apparently. *sigh*

MissingPerson
04-24-2010, 06:33 PM
Feign Sympathy for the Afflicted? (http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=33667)

JustSteve is the reigning champion.

amyzzz
04-24-2010, 06:37 PM
that's the one. Thanks, gemma.

marooko
04-24-2010, 07:26 PM
I just found a bottle of whisky and a full-size weighted office stapler in my laundry basket. I don't think I'm doing this chore correctly.

You most definitely are and need to teach this.

SoulDischarge
04-25-2010, 07:37 AM
I just found a bottle of whisky and a full-size weighted office stapler in my laundry basket. I don't think I'm doing this chore correctly.

I don't know. I usually consider any activity where I find a bottle of whiskey a success.

MissingPerson
04-25-2010, 07:47 AM
Owen Pallett fancies Professor Brian Cox.

I like it when favourite things of mine start to gather up in one neat little bundle.

JustSteve
04-25-2010, 08:22 AM
Feign Sympathy for the Afflicted? (http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=33667)

JustSteve is the reigning champion.

haha, thanks...i guess ;)

canexplain
04-25-2010, 10:18 AM
I am just going in circles :( ...... guess I will mow the lawn

algunz
04-25-2010, 10:21 AM
It's tough being separated from the ones you love. Grass is a good idea. :winkiss

Chin up, Ron.

atom heart
04-25-2010, 01:05 PM
Costco Prank (http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/costco/costco1.php)


Tags are up. I hung around for a bit to see the reaction for the Frozen Supermodel one, but nobody seemed to notice. I guess people just see chicken nuggets and get tunnel vision.

Costco comedic GOLD.

JustSteve
04-25-2010, 01:20 PM
didn't. laugh. once.

Hannahrain
04-25-2010, 01:23 PM
Well, you are the board's chosen barometer for whether or not something's funny.

I enjoyed it, Atom.

lickety_spit
04-25-2010, 01:38 PM
the next time someone asks for a "peanut butter barfait," they are going to get one.
i :pulse my job.

rskapcat
04-25-2010, 01:39 PM
Human Infant Skull Replica.

Hannahrain
04-25-2010, 01:41 PM
No no, Becca. JustSteve doesn't like it. Joke's over. Pack it up, everybody.

Still-ill
04-25-2010, 01:51 PM
Specializing in bananas and milk.

Hannahrain
04-25-2010, 01:54 PM
Please stop offending JustSteve's delicate comedic sensibilities. We can't afford to lose him. He's our funniest guy.

bleep
04-25-2010, 05:50 PM
have been watching River Monsters on Animal Planet all afternoon. in those hours, i've cultivated an insane crush on Jeremy Wade and his extreme angling ways. i'm such a sucker for the silver-haired oldies.

SoulDischarge
04-25-2010, 06:08 PM
I went grocery shopping at the Whole Foods in Lincoln Park the other day and they have digital price tags on their shelves. I'm not sure I'm ready to live in this modern world yet.

TomAz
04-25-2010, 06:22 PM
you mean the prices were displayed using integers 0-9?

SoulDischarge
04-25-2010, 06:24 PM
What?

Courtney
04-25-2010, 06:29 PM
Oh, Tom. They've had these in the Los Angeles La Brea area store I used to go to for years:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3028/2685108597_7946f73def.jpg

(In Hawaii, we're still scribbling prices on chalkboards. Possibly in roman numerals.)

MissingPerson
04-25-2010, 06:30 PM
Lidl is terrifying.

TomAz
04-25-2010, 06:42 PM
What?

digits. digital.

Courtney
04-25-2010, 07:00 PM
Tom, I was on Facebook today and I realized I should add you because you're not on my friends list. But then I went to search for you and realized I could only remember the first letter of your last name and the fact that your last name sounds vaguely like another word. And then I realized that you're probably too old for Facebook so it's probably pointless to be searching for you. And then I thought that I shouldn't be so ageist and who knows. And then I thought that I should probably never ever ever mention this stream of thought to you. But then I just did.

CuervoPH
04-25-2010, 07:05 PM
Mulva?

MissingPerson
04-25-2010, 07:06 PM
That was a hell of a journey for all of us, Courtney.

SoulDischarge
04-25-2010, 07:07 PM
digits. digital.

You're bordering on cr*** territory, old man.

mountmccabe
04-25-2010, 07:26 PM
I laughed.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-25-2010, 07:33 PM
Mulva?

oh christ hahaha

TommyboyUNM
04-25-2010, 08:00 PM
Oh, this page.

HunterGather
04-25-2010, 09:00 PM
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0sfhaDLIZ1qznskro1_r1_500.png

canexplain
04-25-2010, 09:11 PM
I am sad today ....

algunz
04-26-2010, 02:55 PM
Holy shit, we're on the same schedule. It's like the planets are aligned.


http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0sfhaDLIZ1qznskro1_r1_500.png

algunz
04-26-2010, 02:56 PM
I am sad today ....

Stop editing yourself, it'll make you less sad.

:) > :(

TomAz
04-26-2010, 03:14 PM
Tom, I was on Facebook today and I realized I should add you because you're not on my friends list. But then I went to search for you and realized I could only remember the first letter of your last name and the fact that your last name sounds vaguely like another word. And then I realized that you're probably too old for Facebook so it's probably pointless to be searching for you. And then I thought that I shouldn't be so ageist and who knows. And then I thought that I should probably never ever ever mention this stream of thought to you. But then I just did.

vaguely?

and yeah I'm not.

weeklymix
04-26-2010, 04:33 PM
I'm glad Apple is doing very well but do people fucking realize the iPad is a giant iPhone without the capability to make phone calls?

Geno_g
04-26-2010, 04:36 PM
I'm glad Apple is doing very well but do people fucking realize the iPad is a giant iPhone without the capability to make phone calls?

If you get the 3g model it makes calls and does GPS, not sure, I think it's crap too...

canexplain
04-26-2010, 05:00 PM
:)..

Geno_g
04-26-2010, 05:01 PM
You might want to give your girls some new shoes, I like 5 gallon buckets with holes drilled at the bottom...

Looking good...

canexplain
04-26-2010, 05:03 PM
You might want to give your girls some new shoes, I like 5 gallon buckets with holes drilled at the bottom...

Looking good...

Tnx for the advice. I have been thinking I should do that. I have only done hydo about 10 years ago so I am a n00bie with soil.

Geno_g
04-26-2010, 05:05 PM
Deeper the pot, more room for the roots to expand to the bottom = bigger plants, I've been finding this out, once rootbound the plant stays that size...

TallGuyCM
04-26-2010, 05:06 PM
lol, Ron just typed n00bie with the zeros and everything.

canexplain
04-26-2010, 05:13 PM
lol, Ron just typed n00bie with the zeros and everything.

We are all n00bies at some things eh? even paying attention to spelling ... Saw the pics of you at Coachella, hope you had a great time ...

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-26-2010, 05:14 PM
lol, Ron just typed n00bie with the zeros and everything.

Ron has been dissing people on the internet since you were in 1st grade.

weeklymix
04-26-2010, 05:15 PM
If you get the 3g model it makes calls and does GPS, not sure, I think it's crap too...

No. The 3G model only connects to the 3G network so you can surf the web from anywhere that has a cellular network.

There might be plans in the future to have it phone, but for right now it does not.

Dumbest shit ever.

canexplain
04-26-2010, 05:18 PM
Ron has been dissing people on the internet since you were in 1st grade.

I'm not suppose to type this but that made me lolz ...

TallGuyCM
04-26-2010, 05:18 PM
We are all n00bies at some things eh? even paying attention to spelling ... Saw the pics of you at Coachella, hope you had a great time ...

Yeah, it was a blast. How did you see pics of me at the festival, if I may ask? Just curious.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-26-2010, 05:20 PM
Yeah, it was a blast. How did you see pics of me at the festival, if I may ask? Just curious.

cr****=733t h@<kz0r

canexplain
04-26-2010, 05:21 PM
Yeah, it was a blast. How did you see pics of me at the festival, if I may ask? Just curious.

Group photo I think ... and maybe another mike pic but not sure ...

Still-ill
04-26-2010, 05:22 PM
Cr****=0lD pH4r7

canexplain
04-26-2010, 05:24 PM
I have no clue what that is. Come on guys I am really bummed out and not up to fighting ...

TallGuyCM
04-26-2010, 05:26 PM
KEEP IT GOING. And Ron, I wasn't in the group photo, and haven't been in any that Mike has posted. And I have my pics set to private on Facebook.

TomAz
04-26-2010, 05:30 PM
http://cache.thephoenix.com/i/OldBlogs/OnTheDownload/TallGuy.jpg

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-26-2010, 05:30 PM
I have no clue what that is. Come on guys I am really bummed out and not up to fighting ...

Ron, i assure you it is friendly teasing and no animosity is meant.

TallGuyCM
04-26-2010, 05:31 PM
^ Well the kid in the red shirt, center, in the 2nd row is obviously the love child of Lou Reed and amyzzzzzz.

canexplain
04-26-2010, 05:31 PM
KEEP IT GOING. And Ron, I wasn't in the group photo, and haven't been in any that Mike has posted. And I have my pics set to private on Facebook.

My mistake then ...

TallGuyCM
04-26-2010, 05:32 PM
My mistake then ...

I'm just fucking with you, anyways.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-26-2010, 05:32 PM
And I have my pics set to private on Facebook.

it's a shame for all you non-friends too, because Chris posts a ton of near-nudes

Still-ill
04-26-2010, 05:33 PM
^ Well the kid in the red shirt, center, in the 2nd row is obviously the love child of Lou Reed and amyzzzzzz.

Uncanny.

SoulDischarge
04-26-2010, 09:20 PM
Life is an edit.

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?

Gribbz
04-27-2010, 09:18 PM
I'm watching a documentary on National Geographic about "Fatal Insomnia." Interesting stuff.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_familial_insomnia

canexplain
04-28-2010, 02:09 PM
Ohhhhhhh I bet this will turn things around ...not...

Residents in AZ organizing counter-boycott of Mexican food restaurants have started

BlackSwan
04-29-2010, 04:22 PM
http://www.whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-29-2010, 04:39 PM
http://www.whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com

it's a brilliant idea, but man that site is fucking buggy

boarderwoozel3
04-29-2010, 05:42 PM
http://media.expedia.com/ads/uk/uk-vienna/2010/wt_spring_300x250_interstitial.jpg

canexplain
04-29-2010, 08:20 PM
I'm glad those environmental wackos and have been shown they are so so wrong about offshore drilling. We can contain a problem if by some rare chance something might happen. I think that is a good of enough example that we should forge ahead on nuclear power and get this train a rollin :mad::mad:

GeezrRckr
04-29-2010, 08:48 PM
don't you just love the timing of this...so close after Obama's most recent betrayal.

HowToDisappear
04-30-2010, 01:02 PM
I don't ordinarily buy lottery tickets, but tonight's MegaMillions jackpot is $224,000,000.

That's right. I'm off to the liquor store.

BlackSwan
04-30-2010, 04:17 PM
http://www.theonion.com/video/report-most-college-males-admit-to-regularly-getti,14386/

lunatic core
05-01-2010, 03:27 AM
WTF!?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1270113/Youre-guilty-rape-Those-skinny-jeans-tight-remove-jury-rules.html

A man was acquitted of rape today after a jury agreed his victim could not have been sexually assaulted while wearing skinny jeans.

TommyboyUNM
05-01-2010, 04:48 PM
At least 12 of my posts disappeared. Either that or I'm having post-count-milestone dreams again.

malcolmjamalawesome
05-01-2010, 04:50 PM
Perhaps they quoted He Whose Name We Shall Not Speak?

TommyboyUNM
05-01-2010, 04:55 PM
That's reasonable.

Though I'd prefer to think I'm having some sort of Twilight Zone type of experience.

malcolmjamalawesome
05-01-2010, 04:56 PM
Seven more you bastard.

TommyboyUNM
05-01-2010, 05:06 PM
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d136/tommyboyunm/Six151.jpg

MissingPerson
05-01-2010, 05:31 PM
A while back, there was a dumpster around the corner, outside a house that was being renovated. One day, as I was walking to work, I noticed a manky old hospital commode in it. Ew, I thought and off I went.

On my way home again, I met the commode two streets away from the skip. The next day, it had moved again. The last I saw, it was heading north towards the river.

I'd say it's still out there, that commode, slowly migrating across the city. I like to think it solves mysteries, making new and interesting friends along the way.

I wish it well on it's travels. Good luck, little commode.

bleep
05-01-2010, 06:32 PM
oh man, who gave Jay Leno the White House Correspondents' Dinner gig?

miscorrections
05-02-2010, 04:22 PM
Guys I didn't wake up till about 20 minutes ago and then I bumped into the wall four times trying to get to the fridge for water. I think I short-circuited my brain.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
05-02-2010, 07:30 PM
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d136/tommyboyunm/Six151.jpg

I just had a flood of long lost masturbation flashbacks from when I was 11 years old

marooko
05-02-2010, 07:57 PM
Just curious, how long are we talking here, minutes, hours?

Mr. Dylanja
05-03-2010, 11:31 AM
Was it before LCD or before Jay-Z when they played White Horse by Laid Back on the house system? I had a lot of fun during that song.

MissingPerson
05-03-2010, 11:40 AM
My laptop's on a counter in the kitchen, and I'm standing up to read it. And I'm pretty sure I was air-electronica-artist-laptopping along to LCD Soundsystem's You Wanted A Hit right there.

The imaginary crowd were totally into it, by the way.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
05-03-2010, 11:53 AM
So many air panties are littering the air stage, i'm sure

MissingPerson
05-03-2010, 12:15 PM
I could have all the air ass I could handle right now Drinkey, I tell you what.

boarderwoozel3
05-03-2010, 05:39 PM
US says it has 5,113 nuclear warheads (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100503/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/us_us_nuclear_weapons)


WASHINGTON – The United States has 5,113 nuclear warheads in its stockpile and "several thousand" more retired warheads awaiting the junkpile, the Pentagon said Monday in an unprecedented accounting of a secretive arsenal born in the Cold War and now shrinking rapidly.

The Obama administration disclosed the size of its atomic stockpile going back to 1962 as part of a campaign to get other nuclear nations to be more forthcoming, and to improve its bargaining position against the prospect of a nuclear Iran.

"We think it is in our national security interest to be as transparent as we can be about the nuclear program of the United States," Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton told reporters at the United Nations, where she addressed a conference on containing the spread of atomic weapons.

The U.S. has previously regarded such details as top secret.

The figure includes both "strategic," or long-range weapons, and those intended for use at shorter range.

The Pentagon said the stockpile of 5,113 as of September 2009 represents a 75 percent reduction since 1989.

A rough count of deployed and reserve warheads has been known for years, so the Pentagon figures do not tell nuclear experts much they don't already know.

Hans Kristensen, director of Nuclear Information Project, Federation of American Scientists in Washington, said his organization had already put the number at around 5,100 by reviewing budget estimates and other documents.

The import of the announcement is the precedent it sets, Kristensen said.
"The important part is that the U.S. is no longer going to keep other countries in the dark," he said.

Clinton said the disclosure of numbers the general public has never seen "builds confidence" that the Obama administration is serious about stopping the spread of atomic weapons and reducing their numbers.

That's a bit much, don't you think?

weeklymix
05-03-2010, 05:45 PM
So in 1989 we had 20,000+ nukes? What the fuck?

miscorrections
05-04-2010, 08:51 AM
Happy Star Wars Day, everybody.

Geno_g
05-04-2010, 10:40 AM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/229943/Red_Wings_Urinal._medium.jpg

Still-ill
05-04-2010, 11:40 AM
If I wanted to get some colored lenses for my sunglasses, how would I go about doing that? I've been searching around on the Internet, but no dice.

Hannahrain
05-04-2010, 11:43 AM
This is 2010. We don't say "colored" anymore. Adjust your Google terms accordingly and maybe you'll have better luck.

Fucking asshole.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
05-04-2010, 11:45 AM
I have the finest oriental lenses on my glasses right now.

Still-ill
05-04-2010, 11:46 AM
This is 2010. We don't say "colored" anymore. Adjust your Google terms accordingly and maybe you'll have better luck.

Fucking asshole.

I don't want these black lenses anymore.

amyzzz
05-04-2010, 11:55 AM
I called Barbie dolls "colored" once when all I meant was they were tan, and Jacob made me feel like a racist shit for the rest of the day. Slipped out.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
05-04-2010, 11:57 AM
You must hate it when your favorite beach is taken over by all those colored people.

OnlyNonStranger
05-04-2010, 12:17 PM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/229943/Red_Wings_Urinal._medium.jpg

YES!

MissingPerson
05-04-2010, 12:33 PM
I'm applying for a thing I really want to do. Now, I'm pretty sure I've already applied for it, but not certain.

If I apply again, just to make sure, and it turns out I already have done, will that make me look like a freaky lunatic nobody would want to work with in a confined space?

weeklymix
05-04-2010, 12:55 PM
If I apply again, just to make sure, and it turns out I already have done, will that make me look like a freaky lunatic nobody would want to work with in a confined space?

Depends how long ago you think you might have applied. Usually they say they'll inform you of a decision within x amount of time. If that time's up I think it's perfectly acceptable to apply again.

MissingPerson
05-04-2010, 01:22 PM
Initially applied - I think - about two months ago. We find out whether we got it or not towards the end of this month.

Geno_g
05-04-2010, 03:01 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs329.ash1/28615_10150179034420405_626380404_12155580_2930844 _n.jpg

OnlyNonStranger
05-04-2010, 03:27 PM
I enjoy that picture also.

bballarl
05-04-2010, 03:29 PM
I am guardedly optimistic that we might actually potentially maybe do it this year. This might be the year.

Geno_g
05-04-2010, 06:39 PM
Shut the fuck up Hockey Town!!!!

OnlyNonStranger
05-04-2010, 07:18 PM
I am also excited about this. 4-3 after overtime? Fuck yes.

stinkbutt
05-04-2010, 07:30 PM
Someone needs to find the NHL thread and bump it so I can praise the hockey gods about how amazing it is the Red Wings are finally getting owned like they should. I'm hopin and predictin Pens and Sharks for the cup, but sorry Geno and Nips; I'm a Pens fan.

daxton
05-05-2010, 09:44 AM
I wrote my letter of resignation today and plan to give it to my boss Friday afternoon. I'm so excited.

amyzzz
05-05-2010, 09:54 AM
I'm so broke today that I might just scavenge the Cinco de Mayo office potlucks for lunch. (and I have goldfish crackers and 2 sticks of string cheese). Joy.

canexplain
05-05-2010, 10:00 AM
I am going to have a Freddy burger in a bit .......

daxton
05-05-2010, 10:09 AM
I'm so broke today that I might just scavenge the Cinco de Mayo office potlucks for lunch. (and I have goldfish crackers and 2 sticks of string cheese). Joy.

I am wishing I quit a month ago so I could drink my day away at Cinco fiestas and pass out at 7 PM.

amyzzz
05-05-2010, 10:17 AM
I found some chips and salsa! HUZZAH.

TommyboyUNM
05-05-2010, 10:18 AM
I'm offended that you live in Arizona and you're eating chips and salsa.

amyzzz
05-05-2010, 10:21 AM
stolen chips and salsa.

TommyboyUNM
05-05-2010, 10:22 AM
In true Mexican spirit.

Hey-O!!

Hannahrain
05-05-2010, 10:26 AM
Is somebody going to check her papers or what? I'm uncomfortable not knowing.

Still-ill
05-05-2010, 10:39 AM
You aren't from around here are you, Amy?

amyzzz
05-05-2010, 10:44 AM
I should probably go back to Ireland. or Germany.

kreutz2112
05-05-2010, 11:30 AM
I have been offered $75 to do the cinnamon challenge. All I have to do is eat a tablespoon of cinnamon. Apparently it can't be done as evidenced by some youtube videos. I'm considering it.

MassonaBlackEyes
05-05-2010, 11:32 AM
I have been offered $75 to do the cinnamon challenge. All I have to do is eat a tablespoon of cinnamon. Apparently it can't be done as evidenced by some youtube videos. I'm considering it.

it can be done, the trick is to swish it around in your mouth and swallow little by little

HunterGather
05-05-2010, 11:52 AM
omahgawd y'all
nNB87qjXkJs

canexplain
05-05-2010, 12:20 PM
I have been offered $75 to do the cinnamon challenge. All I have to do is eat a tablespoon of cinnamon. Apparently it can't be done as evidenced by some youtube videos. I'm considering it.

I saw some program like a survivor type reality show and these big tuff guys kicked ass up and down the fields and contests. The last contest was to eat a couple of super hot peppers and it put those guys to their knees ....


There may be a lot of people that say “Well me of course what’s unusual about that?” When is the last time you have lived in your average ranch house totally alone? No SO, no roommates, no attached (to the house) neighbors, no pets, not even a friggin goldfish …

SoulDischarge
05-05-2010, 07:02 PM
I'm on the computer in my work's break room and the TV is on Univision or some other Spanish channel and they're showing this clip from some old Mexican movie where some troubadours are singing some ballad, and this sad little Mexican employee is singing along quietly and forlornly with it. It's kind of making my day.

MissingPerson
05-05-2010, 07:06 PM
That might be the most heartbreaking thing I've read all day.

lunatic core
05-05-2010, 08:49 PM
So yea some lady in an SUV crashed into my resturant 15 mins after we opened this morning.

The video doesn't look too bad because it was shot after she tried backing up. Two tables and a good chunk of a wall/window were trashed.

http://www.koco.com/news/23465759/detail.html
Also I accidently killed a computer by spilling a pitcher of tea onto it.
I hope I have a job tommarow.

daxton
05-06-2010, 11:27 AM
^ That's not so good.

I'm in two weddings in June and both brides put me in charge of music. Fine. Found the perfect band almost immediately for the 1st wedding. The second wedding was a last minute decision and I've been asked to make a mix. I really don't feel like it.

bballarl
05-06-2010, 12:05 PM
I just finished college and schooling and all of that. I didn't study one minute for my one final and managed to bullshit my way through it like a true American. I am so happy right now. Ahahahahahaha wooooohooooooooooo