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GeezrRckr
03-04-2010, 04:37 PM
Pics or it didn't happen. Well now it's also email, and twitter, and facebook, and yea another repub bites the dust if this is true I hope.
you doubt this, ron? there's a police report. game over.


Speaking of: fucking bunnnnning I hope he gets his...... cr*****
cirrhosis. very soon. good riddance.

canexplain
03-04-2010, 04:45 PM
you doubt this, ron? there's a police report. game over.


cirrhosis. very soon. good riddance.

If it wasn't about a bill that would have hurt a lot of people if it didn't pass I think it would be ok or even cool to say "I am never going to run for office again and I want to make a point about xxxx and there is nothing anyone can do to stop me". Sort of a fuck you. This was not the time though to pull that bs. cr*****

GeezrRckr
03-04-2010, 04:50 PM
this sort of stance should have been taken decades ago before passing bills became a an extension of the corporatacracy (sp?) we now live in. anytime any of these guns-for-hire fuckwads get up there and get all righteous every now and then - esp with how ALL of their campaigns are financed and the hypocritical voting records - is just shameful.

bunning voted for every single tax cut and defense spending bill (of which neither was written to be paid for) bush ever put forth. where was that cunt then?

again....good riddance.

canexplain
03-04-2010, 05:19 PM
You are right geez. Everyone be sure to check out your credit card bills you have this month (if you have one). As of March 1st, one of the changes is they have to tell you how long it will take to pay off your bill. If I double the minimum, it will take 3 years to pay mine off. If I just pay the minimum, it will take 26 YEARS. We all know this, but it looks funny in print. cr*****

GeezrRckr
03-04-2010, 09:59 PM
the end of the office tonite with michael sucking on the stogie was priceless. had to rewind that a few times.

canexplain
03-05-2010, 06:44 AM
What do you think of when you see this ad? cr*****


http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/mcain.jpg

TomAz
03-05-2010, 07:39 AM
I think of kicking you in the nuts.

SoulDischarge
03-05-2010, 08:46 AM
You didn't even look at the picture Tom.

canexplain
03-05-2010, 08:52 AM
Here is the new "improved" picture. cr*****

Morning Tom btw, I am sure you added some Knowledgeable and thoughfull comments.


http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/mcain1.jpg

Courtney
03-05-2010, 10:32 AM
Bands need to stop choosing dumb names that automatically prejudice me against them, like DeVotchKa and My Morning Jacket and Broken Social Scene and Fucked Up.

amyzzz
03-05-2010, 10:35 AM
I AGREE, Courtney.

Aphexual
03-05-2010, 10:36 AM
Didn't think this was good enough for a new thread, but...

We have some totally interesting news for you. This might just be the biggest one of the month. CBS affiliate CBS13 reported that republican California State Senator, Roy Arthur Ashburn representing the 18th District, who is very famous for opposing every gay rights measure in the State Senate since taking office, was arrested for suspicion of drunk driving when he was leaving a Sacramento gay nightclub with an unidentified male.

If he was at Faces I may know who else was in that car! Hah! (making calls)

amyzzz
03-05-2010, 10:56 AM
So God has seen fit to send a new temptation my way. My cube neighbor is now playing Joy Division. (!!!!)

TomAz
03-05-2010, 10:57 AM
Bands need to stop choosing dumb names that automatically prejudice me against them, like DeVotchKa and My Morning Jacket and Broken Social Scene and Fucked Up.

None of those names are as dumb as Neutral Milk Hotel or Olivia Tremor Control or hed(pe) or !!!.


also, this is not a new thing. Strawberry Alarm Clock. Butthole Surfers.


edit: just to be clear: I am not disagreeing with you. I am commiserating.

york707
03-05-2010, 11:41 AM
Anal Cunt.

york707
03-05-2010, 11:41 AM
Circle Jerks.

york707
03-05-2010, 11:42 AM
REO Speedealer

Jesus Christ Superfly

John Cougar Concentration Camp

Monklish
03-05-2010, 11:42 AM
I don't see what's so bad about Devotchka or My Morning Jacket.

Gribbz
03-05-2010, 11:45 AM
Bands need to stop choosing dumb names that automatically prejudice me against them, like DeVotchKa and My Morning Jacket and Broken Social Scene and Fucked Up.

I'm usually reluctant to listen to bands with profanities in their name.

amyzzz
03-05-2010, 11:47 AM
my morning jacket sounds too emo.

Monklish
03-05-2010, 11:47 AM
I don't see what sounds emo about it.

TomAz
03-05-2010, 11:48 AM
It reminds her of My Chemical Romance.

bballarl
03-05-2010, 11:49 AM
My Morning Jacket is a great band name. I'm right, those who disagree are wrong.

amyzzz
03-05-2010, 11:49 AM
It reminds Jacob. We're trying to listen to MMJ to get psyched up for Sasquatch.

Monklish
03-05-2010, 11:50 AM
Ah, well that makes sense then. Those "my"s really get to ya.

Monklish
03-05-2010, 11:50 AM
It reminds Jacob of My Chemical Romance, who then beats Amy.

TomAz
03-05-2010, 11:52 AM
I wonder how Jacob beats amy when he hears My Bloody Valentine.

york707
03-05-2010, 11:52 AM
Because she has no idea what a morning coat is.

Monklish
03-05-2010, 11:53 AM
Jacob IS aware that "morning" and "mourning" are two different things, right?

amyzzz
03-05-2010, 11:55 AM
He doesn't listen to MBV.

TomAz
03-05-2010, 11:57 AM
He does listen to MCR though?

york707
03-05-2010, 11:57 AM
Jacob IS aware that "morning" and "mourning" are two different things, right?

hahaha

amyzzz
03-05-2010, 12:00 PM
No.

higgybaby23
03-05-2010, 12:40 PM
Breathable chocolate...wha?!?

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=124087403

Courtney
03-05-2010, 02:25 PM
None of those names are as dumb as Neutral Milk Hotel or Olivia Tremor Control or hed(pe) or !!!.


also, this is not a new thing. Strawberry Alarm Clock. Butthole Surfers.


edit: just to be clear: I am not disagreeing with you. I am commiserating.

Yes on Butthole Surfers. And any band name that has punctuation or irregular capitalization.

amyzzz
03-05-2010, 02:26 PM
!!!?

canexplain
03-05-2010, 02:29 PM
!!!?

U don't know them amy? They have been here a couple of times or I saw them at a festival (?) cr*****

amyzzz
03-05-2010, 02:32 PM
No, I was wondering if the name !!! annoyed Courtney like it annoys me.

Courtney
03-05-2010, 02:35 PM
Anal Cunt.

Bad.


John Cougar Concentration Camp

Worse.


I don't see what's so bad about Devotchka or My Morning Jacket.

Devotchka is bad because of the fact that it's actually DeVotchKa, and also because they sound like they should be a over-produced Russian synth pop band. My Morning Jacket sounds like it should be screaming, pasty white kids with eyeliner complaining about their mom's minivan.

Courtney
03-05-2010, 02:36 PM
No, I was wondering if the name !!! annoyed Courtney like it annoys me.

Yes. And the fact that people have had to come up with a way to pronounce it aloud.

Monklish
03-05-2010, 02:37 PM
My Morning Jacket sounds like it should be screaming, pasty white kids with eyeliner complaining about their mom's minivan.

... do YOU understand that there's a difference between "morning" and "mourning?"

Courtney
03-05-2010, 02:47 PM
It's hard to verbalize these sorts of things, I don't think that's it.

I think I read somewhere that the guys chose the name because they were sorting through the remains of a burned down building and found this one jacket with a tag that said "MMJ" stitched to the inside. So the idea of charred ruins is pretty emo.

But the point isn't what the name actually means or where it comes from. The point is that it sounds dumb.

canexplain
03-05-2010, 02:49 PM
Yes. And the fact that people have had to come up with a way to pronounce it aloud.

I have heard tick tick tick I think it was but in reality those are not tick marks.... cr*****


But the point isn't what the name actually means or where it comes from. The point is that it sounds dumb.

MMJ is not dumb :)

Monklish
03-05-2010, 02:52 PM
Charred ruins is kinda way more metal.

amyzzz
03-05-2010, 02:53 PM
Meat Man Jones
Mister Mac Jack
Miscellaneous Moments of Joyousness

rskapcat
03-05-2010, 03:14 PM
"Meat Man Jones" made me giggle. :p

canexplain
03-05-2010, 04:51 PM
"Meat Man Jones" made me giggle. :p

I don't know why but that song Big Bad Leroy Brown popped into my head ...

MMJ & BBLR
Sounds almost like an order ....

Hey Mag, give me a MMJ and a BBLR but make it a lite......

cr****

GeezrRckr
03-05-2010, 05:01 PM
someone's been hitting the bong.

canexplain
03-05-2010, 05:04 PM
someone's been hitting the bong.

a) That did sound sort of lame ...... b) Yes

rskapcat
03-05-2010, 06:06 PM
This website is a treasure trove of hilarity:

http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/spec.html

My personal favorite:

http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/partycake/index.html

MissingPerson
03-05-2010, 06:55 PM
So the idea of charred ruins is pretty emo.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_does_Arcade_Fire_mean

TomAz
03-05-2010, 07:36 PM
This website is a treasure trove of hilarity:

http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/spec.html

My personal favorite:

http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/partycake/index.html

a) I have the book, it is great

b) my birthday is coming up. hint.

Courtney
03-06-2010, 11:12 AM
The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion.

miscorrections
03-06-2010, 11:12 AM
What is wrong with that name?

Courtney
03-06-2010, 11:24 AM
It makes me expect the music to sound like something akin to Dave Matthews Band or Hootie and the Blowfish.

canexplain
03-07-2010, 11:49 AM
I heard this phrase on a political show this morning (fill in the name) and it fit so well:

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/randy3.jpg

hawkingvsreeve
03-07-2010, 12:15 PM
I'm so sick of that bitch.

rskapcat
03-07-2010, 01:34 PM
I'm sick of her miserable pout & sad greasy hair. You are fucking a glittery vampire, you ungrateful pile of sad. Take a shower. Maybe smile every now and them.

GeezrRckr
03-07-2010, 07:10 PM
The Cove won best documentary....awesome! Go Ric Barry.

Mr. Dylanja
03-08-2010, 11:41 AM
What's with the cities showing up udner the non-coachella discussion pull down?

amyzzz
03-08-2010, 11:44 AM
better cities than our city. :nono

Mr. Dylanja
03-08-2010, 11:45 AM
better cities than our city. :nono

Mezzza is not and will not ever be ours, my dear.

chairmenmeow47
03-08-2010, 11:49 AM
that is weird, D$$$

amyzzz
03-08-2010, 11:50 AM
I consider Phoenix my city.

Gribbz
03-08-2010, 11:51 AM
Kinda dumb considering there's already threads for those cities.

amyzzz
03-08-2010, 11:54 AM
maybe it's a GV thing.

GeezrRckr
03-08-2010, 12:59 PM
if anyone on the board practices real estate law, or knows someone who does, would you please PM me. our condo association needs to amend our CCRs. thanks!

(and if anyone knows a better thread to solicit this sort of thing, please let me know)

marooko
03-08-2010, 03:21 PM
****** **** is Available
Me:

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/6460/img1408hk.jpg

WTF?!

May be NSFW.

No nudes.
****** **** is Offline

****** **** will receive your Chat message after signing in.

hahaha.

Courtney
03-08-2010, 03:35 PM
http://images.20x200.com/art/images/2220_largeview-655.jpg

MissingPerson
03-08-2010, 03:38 PM
Norwegian Curling Team?

marooko
03-08-2010, 03:39 PM
South Africans.

marooko
03-08-2010, 04:07 PM
Your daft punk is gay.

http://www.visordown.com/news/images/weirdos.jpg

HowToDisappear
03-08-2010, 05:17 PM
Dani has locked the Make a Retrospective Poster thread (for good reason, it really got out of control), so I'm posting these PM's here. orignlskn deserves a public apology:


Thanks man. I was bothered that so many people thought I was an asshole, but it was good to know others had seen the LV poster and liked it. lol





Just to let you know, I made both of those posters, one for the contest and then reused the background for a poster for the festival I run.

I didn't steal it from anyone or plagiarize it. lol



My apologies. Aesthetically, that poster is my favorite, which is why I was particularly incensed at the idea that you had stolen it. I'm relieved to see it isn't so. You won that year fair and square. I would post this apology publicly, but PF has locked that thread. Enjoy your ticket in good health.

HTD

marooko
03-08-2010, 05:55 PM
Public apologies on the internet now? What is this world coming to?

yeahfontaine
03-08-2010, 06:12 PM
Wow. I bet with the shitload of drama that happened as a result of that fun contest Dani started, she and GV'll be SO willing to do something like that on the board in the future. Goddammit. Why do people have to ruin shit?

marooko
03-08-2010, 06:16 PM
I bet that bird in your avatar is thinking the same thing. With that hand up it's ass and all. Ya know?

GeezrRckr
03-08-2010, 09:12 PM
hilarious Daily Show bit about Chatroulette the other night. obviously, not on YT, but MSNBC showed nearly the whole thing b/c Olbermann was in it (and is brilliant)

9czPZ0vkrns

original Daily Show vid here:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-march-4-2010/tech-talch---chatroulette

amyzzz
03-09-2010, 05:51 AM
http://images.20x200.com/art/images/2220_largeview-655.jpg
oh. my. god. I want those pants! Maybe as leggings.

canexplain
03-09-2010, 06:20 AM
We got off to a slow start this week. I didn't hear about anything yesterday.


1 killed, 2 hurt in shooting at Ohio State

TomAz
03-09-2010, 07:01 AM
if anyone on the board practices real estate law, or knows someone who does, would you please PM me. our condo association needs to amend our CCRs. thanks!

(and if anyone knows a better thread to solicit this sort of thing, please let me know)

there is one actual lawyer on this board that I am aware of. Not sure he's into giving free legal advice to strangers on the interent though.

GeezrRckr
03-09-2010, 07:45 AM
there is one actual lawyer on this board that I am aware of. Not sure he's into giving free legal advice to strangers on the interent though.
oh no, didn't mean to infer free counsel. was just seeking someone *outside* of SF (and the massive hourly rate).

think i may be all set, though. thanks tom.

amyzzz
03-09-2010, 07:51 AM
Fresh & Easy's alpine trail mix is awesome (dried cranberries, almonds, white chocolate chips).

MissingPerson
03-09-2010, 04:32 PM
Have you got an excess of

a) Unassembled IKEA furniture?

and

b) Beer?

Problem solved!

http://www.iflog.com.au/OnlineAds/AdView.aspx?preview=false&id=1357

Courtney
03-09-2010, 04:35 PM
I thought this was going to be an Ikea hack for turning bookshelf parts into a massive beer cooler or something. I'm a little disappointed.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
03-09-2010, 04:45 PM
That sounds like my kind of part-time job

TomAz
03-10-2010, 05:48 AM
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20000176-504083.html

CUDJOE KEY, Fla. (CBS/WFOR) Megan Barnes was driving while doing what?!?!

No, the 37-year-old woman wasn't on her cellphone. She wasn't texting, either.

The Florida Highway Patrol says Ms. Barnes was driving while shaving - there's more - driving while shaving her, uh, "bikini area." Well, that's what the cops call it.

It might not surprise you to learn that during Barnes' ride on the razor's edge, she allegedly crashed into the backup of a pickup truck in Cudjoe Key, Fla, according to CBS affiliate WFOR. Then, she and her ex-husband reportedly drove another half-mile before being pulled over last Tuesday morning.

We're told the ex-husband was actually doing the steering -- from the passenger seat, of course.

Patrol officers say they determined that in addition to this bit of "landscaping" behind the wheel, Barnes was already driving with a suspended license, just one day after she was convicted of driving under the influence.

Now, for her apparent adventure with blade in hand, throw in charges of reckless driving, driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, and driving without insurance. The good news, nobody was seriously hurt.

Trooper Gary Dunick, describing what Ms. Barnes was thinking, explained, "She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit."

We knew there was a logical explanation.

rskapcat
03-10-2010, 06:23 AM
Her ex-husband must be a very understanding guy. "Can you take the wheel while I shave my undercarriage for my boyfriend? Thanks!"

amyzzz
03-10-2010, 07:48 AM
KINKY.

Also

We're told the ex-husband was actually doing the steering --


She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit

I'm going to need to fantasize a whole scenario for this one.

M Sparks
03-10-2010, 07:53 AM
So she was running a little late. It happens.

M Sparks
03-10-2010, 07:55 AM
I'm going to need to fantasize a whole scenario for this one.

"Will you drive? I need to shave!"

"Baby, I'll STEER, but that's it. I'm not your cuckold."

cubrocker
03-10-2010, 12:06 PM
shavin' yer 'pooner behind the wheel aint right.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
03-10-2010, 12:08 PM
she's pretty foxy too

http://www.cbsnews.com/i/tim//2010/03/09/17_370x278.jpg

cubrocker
03-10-2010, 12:11 PM
o hai pretty lady, i like yer rootz!



she's pretty foxy too

http://www.cbsnews.com/i/tim//2010/03/09/17_370x278.jpg

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
03-10-2010, 12:15 PM
Are they sure she wasn't just shaving her mustache?

cubrocker
03-10-2010, 12:29 PM
http://www.cbsnews.com/i/tim//2010/03/09/17_370x278.jpg

kurt cobain?

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/dc9/kurt_cobain.jpg

cubrocker
03-10-2010, 02:38 PM
vdFvndmM_8I

Courtney
03-10-2010, 03:06 PM
oh. my. god. I want those pants! Maybe as leggings.

My crazy, crazy friend tracked them down. And now you can have them. Although only as pants or skirts or shorts:

http://estore.websitepros.com/1957025/-strse-Pants--dsh--Regular/Categories.bok

amyzzz
03-10-2010, 03:21 PM
Holy shit! Thanks, Courtney! Those are awesome.

captncrzy
03-11-2010, 08:55 AM
I just found a gray eyebrow hair. WTF?

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
03-11-2010, 09:23 AM
My crazy, crazy friend tracked them down. And now you can have them. Although only as pants or skirts or shorts:

http://estore.websitepros.com/1957025/-strse-Pants--dsh--Regular/Categories.bok

Sweet apple slice, those are some hideous pants.

I should get some.

amyzzz
03-11-2010, 09:26 AM
They're like 90 bucks. The "skorts" are $70. I'm not sure if I like them enough to shell out that much.

TomAz
03-11-2010, 09:33 AM
My crazy, crazy friend tracked them down. And now you can have them. Although only as pants or skirts or shorts:

http://estore.websitepros.com/1957025/-strse-Pants--dsh--Regular/Categories.bok


Holy shit! Thanks, Courtney! Those are awesome.


I just found a gray eyebrow hair. WTF?

There's already a girls thread to talk about girl things.

sonofhal
03-11-2010, 10:18 AM
I'm spending tomorrow being an extra in an episode of The IT Crowd.

Hannahrain
03-11-2010, 10:19 AM
There are so many things to be excited about in that post.

amyzzz
03-11-2010, 10:21 AM
I'm spending tomorrow being an extra in an episode of The IT Crowd.
I will be eagerly anticipating watching this episode. I love that show!

miscorrections
03-11-2010, 10:27 AM
That is amazing. You should try to make friends with Richard Ayoade and then use that to meet Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding and then I can use you to become BEST FRIENDS with them.

Hannahrain
03-11-2010, 10:28 AM
And then introduce Katherine Parkinson to me so that I can meet Richard Ayoade and then through him Julian Barrett and Noel Fielding so that I might eventually be able to become best friends with Corinna!

sonofhal
03-11-2010, 10:34 AM
I've seen Richard Ayoade at quite a few shows in the past. He likes his live music, that one. My scenes are with him and Chris O'Dowd.

Hannahrain
03-11-2010, 12:02 PM
There's a basic computer applications class in this room before mine, and I just walked in on a middle-aged woman discussing the strengths and faults of her Johnny Depp: Sexiest Man Alive powerpoint with a professor.

Gribbz
03-11-2010, 12:04 PM
My new deodorant smells like Cinnabons.

weeklymix
03-11-2010, 12:04 PM
How many slides could you possibly need to convey that point?

Hannahrain
03-11-2010, 12:08 PM
I don't know, but I can think of ten considerably more inappropriate things I would have been less uncomfortable walking in on them doing.

york707
03-11-2010, 01:14 PM
wdV5-0ip6XY

Courtney
03-11-2010, 01:18 PM
There's already a girls thread to talk about girl things.

Hey now simmer down. My original post was about men's golf apparel.


My new deodorant smells like Cinnabons.

I would like to know of such a deodorant.

canexplain
03-11-2010, 05:07 PM
About 6 months ago I had a molar that was killing me. One night I just downed about 1/5qt of Teq and tried to pull it. Half of it came out fine but the other half didn't. The last few days that half has been hurting. Since I quit drinking I was a bit perplexed. So I just came downstairs and pulled it. Ouch :( ...........

miscorrections
03-11-2010, 05:12 PM
You know there are these people, I think they're called dentists, who specialize in maintaining and fixing teeth.

Monklish
03-11-2010, 05:41 PM
I like how any time people want to say that they drank a bunch they always say that they drank a fifth.

A fifth is seventeen shots.

miscorrections
03-11-2010, 05:46 PM
It's possible, I've done it.

Monklish
03-11-2010, 05:53 PM
It's not impossible. You have also not done it. I'm sure you think you've consumed seventeen shots of 80 proof liquor. You haven't. It is something that fucking degenerate alcoholics--like my extended family--does. It gives you a BAL in the neighborhood of .3, which is roughly alcohol poisoning to everyone but the severely alcohol-dependent and shitting all over yourself even to them.

miscorrections
03-11-2010, 05:54 PM
I didn't specify the amount of time involved. But yes, I have.

Monklish
03-11-2010, 05:56 PM
A weekend doesn't count.

miscorrections
03-11-2010, 05:57 PM
Within 24 hours.

Monklish
03-11-2010, 05:58 PM
It also doesn't count when the liquor in question is Midori, you fruit.

miscorrections
03-11-2010, 05:59 PM
Midori is awful. I would never willingly drink it.

Mr. Dylanja
03-11-2010, 06:00 PM
I believe in your benders, MissCo.

buddy
03-11-2010, 06:09 PM
I'm spending tomorrow being an extra in an episode of The IT Crowd.

nice. i recently got into this via netflix instant. let us know the details of your adventure.

canexplain
03-11-2010, 07:45 PM
Within 24 hours.

agree, during my best/worst days, I could buy a fifth on the way home friday night and i had to force myself to keep a couple of shots for saturday morning hair of the dog ... that's lame I know

Monklish
03-11-2010, 07:51 PM
Yeah I'm sure you had a lot of trouble resisting the sixteenth and seventeenth shots, Ron.

faxman75
03-11-2010, 07:59 PM
18 shots of patron on my 27th birthday and was drunk as hell but still standing. I had built my tolerance up over several months of hanging out, drinking and watching live music. It was a fantastic night. I got a girls phone number that night too. It was a win all around. I also had at least 5 or 6 miller lites to wash all that tequila down. I don't think I purchased any of them either because it was my birthday. I started drinking around 6pm and stopped around 2am. I was also 80 pounds lighter at the time.

canexplain
03-11-2010, 08:02 PM
So 3 out of 3 say Randy is of course wrong again ......

amyzzz
03-11-2010, 08:04 PM
you all are gross.

miscorrections
03-11-2010, 08:08 PM
Alcoholism is a disease, Amy. Thanks for being intolerant.

OnlyNonStranger
03-11-2010, 08:09 PM
Anybody who says they've never had 17 shots in a night never went to university at a state school.

faxman75
03-11-2010, 08:13 PM
I only did it the one time and and I also never went to a state school or university.

I thought Randy was just saying that most people who say it are full of shit, not that it was impossible.

I wasn't shitting myself though and I did do a cartwheel at the end of the night.

OnlyNonStranger
03-11-2010, 08:16 PM
Drunk cartwheels are awesome. My buddy did one at Coachella last year and crashed into some tent and unfortunately, not for my friend, there was a couple people in it. They proceeded to flip out.

amyzzz
03-11-2010, 08:26 PM
I went to a state school and never drank a drop.

Monklish
03-11-2010, 08:50 PM
This is not a real shot. It is 2/3 of a shot. You would have to drink 25 of these in order to drink 17 shots.

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/shot_glass.jpg

I am not saying it's impossible to do. It's very possible. I've done it myself under the influence of other things. What I'm saying is almost no one who claims they've done it actually did it the times they claim. First of all, you have to have bought a brand new fifth and shared absolutely none of it with anyone else through the entire fucking course of the night. Most of the time when I hear people talk about this what they really mean is that they BOUGHT a fifth. And maybe they drank two thirds of it in all truth.

17 shots of 80 proof liquor is a lot of fucking alcohol for your body to absorb in one night. .3 BAL is fucking hammered beyond recognition. You don't do cartwheels. This is how I know you didn't do it--because your fucking story of supposedly consuming this much alcohol involves your fat fucking ass doing a cartwheel.

york707
03-11-2010, 09:12 PM
I spent a good 10 years of my life as a binge drinker in the state school/lawyer sort of way. I drank an actual fifth (which is to say a 750mL bottle of one liquor) once. I have had 17+ shots on two occasions. Randy's point is valid. To actually drink a fifth and not be a full-on alcoholic is quite the accomplishment.

That being said, I have had 30+ beers in a day many times.

boarderwoozel3
03-11-2010, 09:19 PM
Sure it's a lot of booze but doable for someone who paces themselves and has some stamina built up. I've done it once but it was with mixed drinks, not shots.

malcolmjamalawesome
03-11-2010, 09:21 PM
Sure it's a lot of booze but doable for someone who paces themselves and has some stamina built up. I've done it once but it was with mixed drinks, not shots.

How much did 17 Bacardi & Diets cost?

boarderwoozel3
03-11-2010, 09:22 PM
That's vodka, soda and lime to you, jerk. But the night in question I used orange juice with vodka.

malcolmjamalawesome
03-11-2010, 09:24 PM
So screwdrivers. You drank 17 screwdrivers.

boarderwoozel3
03-11-2010, 09:25 PM
More like 8-9 in a bigger glass but I arrived at the same place.

Monklish
03-11-2010, 09:25 PM
Here's my question to all of you--although I believe York--when you say you did this, how do you know you did?

I've consumed a fifth all by myself while under the influence of amphetamines. I was completely alone, I bought a 750 of rum and had the shit killed within eight hours. I was also on amphetamines though.

If you think you drank that much because you had seventeen drinks out of those little shot glasses, odds are you didn't have anywhere near that much. I found much to my disappointment one day as a young boy that certain shot glasses can turn a 750 ml bottle into as many as thirty supposed "shots." If you think you consumed an entire fifth in the course of mixed drinks, explain the circumstances. Were you pouring all the drinks yourself? Are you sure nobody else was involved?

Here's a better way of determining whether or not you actually drank that much:

were you so blind fucking drunk that you couldn't speak or walk? I don't mean like you were slurring and stumbling. I mean did you fall down on your fucking ass and stay there, incapable of forming sounds with your mouth. Did you vomit and/or piss on yourself? Just sayin', guys. At .2 your average person is a goddamn degenerate mess. Anything over that and you're an absurd liability. Even professional alcoholics turn into embarrassing shitbags around .22 and up.

malcolmjamalawesome
03-11-2010, 09:26 PM
The next day on Facebook were you all:
OMG MY BFF AND I DRANK 17 SCREWDRIVERS LAST NIGHT FOR REALZ!!!
?

Monklish
03-11-2010, 09:27 PM
More like 8-9 in a bigger glass but I arrived at the same place.

Exactly. You're basing this on a completely eyeball approximation. You drank at most 13 shots worth of alcohol. At most. Trust me.

malcolmjamalawesome
03-11-2010, 09:28 PM
And, further, it is my understanding that if you are a man, drinking screwdrivers doesn't actually count as actual drinking.

Monklish
03-11-2010, 09:34 PM
Well his vagina drank two of them.

malcolmjamalawesome
03-11-2010, 09:36 PM
Hence the "bigger glass".

boarderwoozel3
03-11-2010, 09:40 PM
Exactly. You're basing this on a completely eyeball approximation. You drank at most 13 shots worth of alcohol. At most. Trust me.
Trust you? You make this claim with exactly zero knowledge of the context in which the alcohol was consumed.

And, further, it is my understanding that if you are a man, drinking screwdrivers doesn't actually count as actual drinking.
I wasn't in it for bro points.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
03-11-2010, 09:43 PM
i have successfully downed a 1/5 twice and I don't think I would recommend it

Once was over a period of probably 4 hours in the form of monstrous rum and cokes. I was drinking it so fast that it didn't really occur to me how drunk i was until I was too late. Unfortunately, I have never blacked out before and I don't know I even have the ability to, but I certainly was a slobbering idiotic drunk and vomited a LOT, like for probably 3 hours straight, until it was just bile and then dry heaving.

The other time was fueled by coke and I also had probably 8 beers that night. Again, rum, but mostly shots or just as glasses this time. I made it through the night okay, but I had trubo diarrhea for a good 24 hours afterwards.

Mr. Dylanja
03-11-2010, 09:43 PM
you all are gross.

Hey baby, can I buy you a drink? :winkiss

Monklish
03-11-2010, 09:43 PM
Okay, allow me to edit that: I don't give a flying fuck whether you trust me. But I do know with absolute certainty that you're yet another one of the billions of jerkoffs who thinks they drank "like 20 shots" because they had eight weak mixed drinks and have no fucking clue what actual alcohol measurements look like, not to mention somehow lacking the common sense to reconcile the fact that the amount they think they drank on that evening goes obscenely beyond what they actually drink when using forms that can actually be accurately measured.

You're a fucking twink. You didn't have 17 shots of anything except semen.

amyzzz
03-11-2010, 09:51 PM
i have successfully downed a 1/5 twice and I don't think I would recommend it

Once was over a period of probably 4 hours in the form of monstrous rum and cokes. I was drinking it so fast that it didn't really occur to me how drunk i was until I was too late. Unfortunately, I have never blacked out before and I don't know I even have the ability to, but I certainly was a slobbering idiotic drunk and vomited a LOT, like for probably 3 hours straight, until it was just bile and then dry heaving.

The other time was fueled by coke and I also had probably 8 beers that night. Again, rum, but mostly shots or just as glasses this time. I made it through the night okay, but I had trubo diarrhea for a good 24 hours afterwards.

I don't know why anyone does this. The last time I had shrooms, I vomited once and had those other problems later, and I wouldn't wish that shit on anyone. Just awful. Nausea is the worst thing ever.

boarderwoozel3
03-11-2010, 10:10 PM
Okay, allow me to edit that: I don't give a flying fuck whether you trust me. But I do know with absolute certainty that you're yet another one of the billions of jerkoffs who thinks they drank "like 20 shots" because they had eight weak mixed drinks and have no fucking clue what actual alcohol measurements look like, not to mention somehow lacking the common sense to reconcile the fact that the amount they think they drank on that evening goes obscenely beyond what they actually drink when using forms that can actually be accurately measured.

You're a fucking twink. You didn't have 17 shots of anything except semen.

Again, the confidence you exude in your utterly baseless claims makes you, monky, the jerkoff.

faxman75
03-11-2010, 10:25 PM
I know I did 18 shots because I was at a bar with a dozen friends and the shot glasses were lined up when completed. I'll buy your argument that it was 2/3rds of a shot because of the size of the shot glass but outside of that none of us telling our drinking stories are out to impress you or have any other motive to make shit up here.

Monklish
03-11-2010, 10:38 PM
I know I did 18 shots because I was at a bar with a dozen friends and the shot glasses were lined up when completed. I'll buy your argument that it was 2/3rds of a shot because of the size of the shot glass but outside of that none of us telling our drinking stories are out to impress you or have any other motive to make shit up here.

Exactly. You had about 12 shots tops. Now shut up.

faxman75
03-11-2010, 10:47 PM
You're just upset because you shit yourself.

Monklish
03-11-2010, 10:49 PM
I'm upset that I can't be cool enough to drink 17 shots and wake up with a neckbeard.

faxman75
03-11-2010, 11:00 PM
Set goals and work towards them.

PotVsKtl
03-11-2010, 11:07 PM
4_LN_rFYh4E

Cool bird.

bmack86
03-11-2010, 11:21 PM
I do know, from having a father who is CHP and has a breathalizer and who tested me after an hour of not drinking, that I've blown a .32. I'm not sure how much I had to drink that day, as I was at a beer fest that was all you can drink. I do know that I blacked out about halfway thru, and that my mom and my friends all have recollections of me yelling at trees. I didn't throw up, but the next three days I wished I had.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
03-11-2010, 11:31 PM
i like watching people yell at trees

bmack86
03-11-2010, 11:35 PM
I also know that I finished a whole 1/5 at one point. It was my 19th birthday, and I drank a bottle of rum (mostly straight) while playing drinking games with the UCLA ski team. I blacked out fairly early, but woke up at 3 wearing spandex and a crown, and someone handed me a beer and told me it was hair of the dog. Apparently that was the first night I smoked pot as well. I had to drive the next day for 5 hours, and that was a horrid idea. I doubt I was sober the whole ride.

SoulDischarge
03-12-2010, 02:01 AM
I drank a fifth of Jack Daniels a couple of years ago straight to the head over the course of 2-3 hours, mostly in an alley in Hollywood. This was while I was still living in Ventura, and I went down there with some friends. I'm pretty sure I was underage at the time and we were going to some club, so I decided to buy some liquor to get drunk in the alley beforehand. I wasn't all too clear on what a fifth actually was at that point so I was kind of surprised when my friend came out of the liquor store with one. They all went in the club and I proceeded to drink directly from the bottle in the alley outside. Eventually, the guy who drove, who was a complete and total cock, came out of the club and ratted me out to the security guard outside the club for no reason and at all, who kicked me out of the alley. I stumbled around Hollywood Blvd for the next hour, finishing the bottle and pissing all over the streets, but I was still vaguely coherent. But I'm also like 300lbs and have a relatively high tolerance for alcohol.

amyzzz
03-12-2010, 08:22 AM
I love that we have a product at my work called LSD (Low Speed Data). I'm typing up an order for it today.

sonofhal
03-12-2010, 12:03 PM
My Ex did 21 shots on her 21st birthday when we were on holiday in Lanzarote. We had fun getting her stomach pumped in the hospital later.

york707
03-12-2010, 12:20 PM
I did my "21 shots" on my 21st birthday when I was living in London, but it turns out British shots are fairly well pussy like, in terms of size. they are about 60% of the size of a typical American shot and are "measured" when they are served, not "eye-balled". I think the standard shot size in most non-club pubs in London is 25mL. So that being said, I did 36 of those shots that night. It's also worth noting that no one gives a fuck that you've turned 21 in England.

sonofhal
03-12-2010, 12:24 PM
Yeah - not such a big deal when when you've already been drinking legally for 3 years.

york707
03-12-2010, 12:27 PM
It is further worth noting that I pissed myself that night.

sonofhal
03-12-2010, 12:28 PM
PMSD?

york707
03-12-2010, 12:29 PM
eh?

sonofhal
03-12-2010, 12:33 PM
Pissed MySelf Drinking.

york707
03-12-2010, 12:34 PM
In that case, yes.

Hannahrain
03-13-2010, 12:44 PM
Today's a weird fucking day. I just handled a pair of cow tracheas. That's not slang.

Bud Luster
03-13-2010, 12:47 PM
I think the operative word here is "handled".

sonofhal
03-13-2010, 01:06 PM
So, The IT Crowd shoot was fun yesterday. I was filmed quite a bit (including some rather ludicrous dancing) but I don't know how much will make it into the show. I'll find out soon enough though, as the new season starts in May.

I had to hang out with some glamour models for most of the day. All kinds of dumb.

bmack86
03-13-2010, 01:37 PM
Last night, as I drove home from my friend's birthday, I saw quite a gaggle of bikers hanging about my neighborhood (odd since it was 11 and it's not the safest neighborhood. I drove past the park at the end of my street and saw what was probably the start of one of those massive rides that people do. There were over 100 bikers loosely congregated into a circle. It looked like a bike cult. I was terrified.

amyzzz
03-13-2010, 04:25 PM
So, The IT Crowd shoot was fun yesterday. I was filmed quite a bit (including some rather ludicrous dancing) but I don't know how much will make it into the show. I'll find out soon enough though, as the new season starts in May.

I had to hang out with some glamour models for most of the day. All kinds of dumb.
Soooo envious. Please remind us in May.

MissingPerson
03-14-2010, 04:37 PM
So, The IT Crowd shoot was fun yesterday. I was filmed quite a bit (including some rather ludicrous dancing) but I don't know how much will make it into the show. I'll find out soon enough though, as the new season starts in May.

I had to hang out with some glamour models for most of the day. All kinds of dumb.

I'm just watching the dead Jen episode as I'm reading this. Awesome.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
03-14-2010, 09:12 PM
My parents lost their house and my brother just invited me over for one final rage before the locks get thrown on the door in the morning...gonna be weird saying bye to that place.

Hannahrain
03-14-2010, 09:24 PM
http://www.npr.org/music/sxsw10/sxsw_itunes_promo.php

This link generates a code to download a SXSW sampler through iTunes from NPR. It's probably already in the SXSW threads, but.

Still-ill
03-14-2010, 09:33 PM
My parents lost their house and my brother just invited me over for one final rage before the locks get thrown on the door in the morning...gonna be weird saying bye to that place.

Oh jeez... that sucks.

weeklymix
03-14-2010, 10:01 PM
I drove sixteen hours to get stuck in traffic for another four when I was probably just an hour from my destination. It was very frustrating.

Edit: Not in the bad mood thread because I am fine now.

lickety_spit
03-15-2010, 12:03 AM
someone left their purse at my work today. it had over $1000 in it. after i dreamed of all the ways i would spend it if the purse went unclaimed, i found her ID and contact info. it was the best and worst feeling in the world.
6+ hours later & she hadn't even realized she misplaced it.
there was also $55 canadian in there, though, so that probably negated the $1000+ usd.

malcolmjamalawesome
03-15-2010, 04:36 AM
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/2982/713523.jpg

locachica73
03-15-2010, 05:24 AM
someone left their purse at my work today. it had over $1000 in it. after i dreamed of all the ways i would spend it if the purse went unclaimed, i found her ID and contact info. it was the best and worst feeling in the world.
6+ hours later & she hadn't even realized she misplaced it.
there was also $55 canadian in there, though, so that probably negated the $1000+ usd.

Did she at least throw you a $20 for being an honorable person and not just ditching the purse and keeping the cash? I would have, maybe even $100.

lickety_spit
03-15-2010, 10:46 AM
Did she at least throw you a $20 for being an honorable person and not just ditching the purse and keeping the cash? I would have, maybe even $100.

a ten spot. i'm excited for that anyway!

Mr. Dylanja
03-15-2010, 10:57 AM
Co-worker just ask me a work related question, my normal response would have been, "Is it just Maricopa?" Instead, my response was, "Is it just Coachell...Maricopa?"


The fever is setting in.

canexplain
03-15-2010, 11:03 AM
Dylan you fuck, did I miss your 10k post?

So I was going to start a poll but I won't. Is health care going to pass this week?....................

MissingPerson
03-15-2010, 01:25 PM
Had a work party on Saturday. There was a lot of drink, and some deeply inappropriate conversation with my boss, and I wasn't looking forward going back to post-boozing awkwardness. But happily, it's all resolved itself because he ended up smacking his head later on in the night and got a concussion; he doesn't remember anything! Win!

sonofhal
03-15-2010, 04:29 PM
Is there anyone left there to party with? My old store has about half the staff it used to have due to hours cuts, even though they are taking more cash than last year.

MissingPerson
03-15-2010, 05:22 PM
Our store is doing fairly well, relatively, and we were operating on a fairly bare bones staff as it was. We haven't had any cuts as such yet, we just didn't retain the Christmas staff. We have however, been gently notified that they're probably forthcoming, which is what the party was about, really - kind of a last big hurrah before we start finding out who is to depart for pastures new.

SoulDischarge
03-15-2010, 05:25 PM
So what subtle ways have you thought up to remind everyone about the whole selling video games to the handless incident?

MissingPerson
03-15-2010, 05:33 PM
I did my impression of her trying to play a Wii that went down a storm, as I recall.

locachica73
03-16-2010, 09:55 AM
So I am sitting here watching this movie called "how the garcia girls spent their summer". It is about 3 generations of mexican women and their summer of love. I just saw an old ladies breasts, she is 70 years old and was on the verge of masturbating in a bathtub. I need bleach for my eyes.

canexplain
03-16-2010, 10:44 AM
................

amyzzz
03-16-2010, 10:53 AM
OMG, loca. We watched this Mexican film about this fat old married guy who sleeps with a young beautiful prostitute AND HE ALSO SLEEPS WITH HIS FAT UGLY WIFE at another time in the movie, and EVERYBODY'S NAKED!! Yeah, we gave that one 1 star on netflix. At least the whore was cute. I forget the title.

canexplain
03-16-2010, 02:34 PM
I think this is about the dumbest tag line for a commercial I have heard in a while. It is for one of those finance companies that help you with your credit cards:

“…I then realized that the same abilities that got me into a million dollars debt are the same abilities that can get me out of debt.” I don’t know about you but I think I could get myself into a million dollars in debt easily but it would be harder to get out of it I am thinking. It might just be me though…

locachica73
03-16-2010, 02:37 PM
OMG, loca. We watched this Mexican film about this fat old married guy who sleeps with a young beautiful prostitute AND HE ALSO SLEEPS WITH HIS FAT UGLY WIFE at another time in the movie, and EVERYBODY'S NAKED!! Yeah, we gave that one 1 star on netflix. At least the whore was cute. I forget the title.

lol yeah this one also had the chick that plays Ugly Beaty getting fingered. It was actually not a bad movie, if I could void out the whole old lady masturbation scene.

Ha.SK
03-16-2010, 09:57 PM
so im actually celebrating st. paddys day by bar hopping with a few co-workers tomorrow night. this should be interesting yet im a little apprehensive about it...i have a feeling shits gonna go down.

TomAz
03-17-2010, 08:12 AM
so this morning i'm getting ready for work. shower, dress, eat. pack up my briefcase, grab my diet coke from the fridge, head to the car. I realize it's recycle day so I decide to wheel the big recycling tub out to the curb. then i think this is a good time to get rid of the coke cans and water bottles in the bakc of my car, so i do that. wheeling the bin out I realize -- I don't have my car keys.

mother fucker.

I go inside, look around where I normally keep them, nothing. I have my watch and ring on (I keep my watch and ring and keys together) so I know I had the keys in my hand at one time. I look in the car, on the floor, in my briefcase, nothing. I decide I must have accidentally dropped them into the recycling bin. This thing is huge, but i go digging through it. empty coke cans, empty beer cans, empty water bottles, newspapers, cardboard boxes, phone books, all dank and musky and damp with guinness and coke dribbles. nothing. i'm on my hands and knees with the thing on its side, digging into the bottom, nothing.

mother fucker.

I look everywhere inside the house again. laundry. desk. kitchen, floor, everywhere. nothing. So I dig through the trash again. nothing.

Frustrated, I say fuck it. Get the spare car keys and drive to work. All the way to work I am thinking I shouldn't have given up, I should go home and look some more.

I get to work and no one else is in yet so the door is locked. Of course. I am standing out in the hallway waiting for someone to show up. after 5 minutes i say fuck it and start digging through my briefcase again. I even dig in that little sleeve on the back for where you put a rollerboard handle if you are traveling.. zipper openings on top and bottom.

and there they were, wedged in there.

mother. fucker.
at least I found them.

amyzzz
03-17-2010, 08:56 AM
You're getting old.

TomAz
03-17-2010, 09:05 AM
I am aging at the exact same rate that you are.

algunz
03-17-2010, 09:06 AM
But, you're ahead in the race . . . although not that far.

Hannahrain
03-17-2010, 09:10 AM
Tom, I did something similar leaving my apartment the other day and if anything, I'm getting younger.

algunz
03-17-2010, 09:12 AM
How many had to go through the trash for their retainer?

*hand raised*

Hannahrain
03-17-2010, 09:13 AM
I never had a retainer because I was a flawless dental specimen and an all-around wonderful person. My charred remains would have gone altogether unidentified until I hit nine or so.

lizng
03-17-2010, 09:32 AM
I dug through a few bags of trash looking for my GPS while visiting my mom last year, only to find it in my car. Alanis Morissette should write a shitty song about how I am constantly losing a device that is supposed to keep me from losing my way.

J~$$$$
03-17-2010, 09:39 AM
Via my mother in law.......


Healers and Lightworkers. Do you feel you have been working through the Ascenson/Shift that has been going on for some time now? It has been a difficult process at best, but we have survived and have released many aspects of ourselves that hinder our process. We have become the Wayshowers and Leaders in ushering in thi...s New World of Light and Highter consciousness that we are creating.

TomAz
03-17-2010, 09:40 AM
Alanis Morissette should write a shitty song about how I am constantly losing a device that is supposed to keep me from losing my way.

I don't care what anybody else says, you're OK by me.

chairmenmeow47
03-17-2010, 09:42 AM
i read that J$$ as hitler consciousness.

Hannahrain
03-17-2010, 09:43 AM
Well thank god I've had some identifiable dental work in more recent years, then.

SoulDischarge
03-17-2010, 09:44 AM
Fuck. I don't even know where to begin mocking that quote. Good work.

J~$$$$
03-17-2010, 09:48 AM
i read that J$$ as hitler consciousness.

I have no clue what it's saying. It might be about hitler. Or his teeth.

TomAz
03-17-2010, 09:51 AM
I thought it was talking about Daft Punk.

J~$$$$
03-17-2010, 10:04 AM
Another friend sent me this, his belief system.....




Lady Gaga: Puppet of Illuminati Mind Control
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By Max Fisher on March 16, 2010 11:54am

Lady Gaga: Puppet of Illuminati Mind Control AUTHOR: The Vigilant Citizen (anonymous to prevent Illuminati infiltration)

ALLEGATION: Lady Gaga is a pawn of the Illuminati and a peddler of the occult. Her music video "Telephone" is a brazen attempt at recruiting teenagers into mind control programs.

LENGTH: 2263 words

NUMBER OF SCREEN SHOTS: 20

THE AWL'S GAGA PIECE, BY COMPARISON: 2468 words, 9 screen shots

LADY GAGA IS: "A mind-controlled drone who kills people"

TELEPHONE VID IS ABOUT: "Ritual murder of average Americans in a diner by mind-controlled slaves" and "mind control, a covert practice used by the military, the CIA, religious cults and the Illuminati elite. It is used to program human beings to become mental slaves and to execute specific tasks."

LYRICAL EVIDENCE: "By 'kinda busy', Gaga means she has dissociated from reality. Real life is calling her brain but she 'has no service', she's not there. Gaga is not thinking or talking for herself anymore, her head and her heart have been dissociated from her core personality due to [Illuminati/CIA] Monarch programming."

DINER SCENE: "Does this represent the Illuminati elite poisoning the masses with toxic media?"

ON THE SUNGLASSES: "Mickey Mouse ears or designs often occultly refer to mind control , probably because Disney films were known to be used on MK slaves during their programming."

BEYONCE'S ROLE: "Beyoncé and Gaga’s poisonous honey is actually their music and videos, which are served to the general public through mass media"

LEGITIMATELY CLEVER KICKER: "Am I reaching you or is your telephone busy?"

OTHER GAGA CRIMES: Lady Gaga is Sarah Palin, Fox News calls for Gaga ban, Lady Gaga is a man, Rush Limbaugh loves Gaga, "makes me want to gag-gag"

ON THEORIES GAGA IS A HERMAPHRODITE: "I've never really cared about those gossipy rumors so I won’t elaborate on them."

locachica73
03-17-2010, 10:17 AM
Tom, the other day I was sitting here in my bed talking to Ally on the phone, I had taken my glasses off at one point during the conversation to wipe my eyes. Then I sat here for about 10 minutes looking for them. Still on the phone I ask Ally, how the hell can I lose them, I haven't left my bed in over a week. They could not have gone far. Searched some more, maybe they fell on the floor, so I roll myself over to one side and look, nothing, roll over to the other side... still nothing... I shake out the blankets, look under the pillows, behind the bed, none of which is very easy with my leg propped up on the pillow in a big ole wrapped up mess. Finally I sit there for a minute and think... ok did I get up to go to the bathroom and don't remember? WTF? Then I go to scratch my face... yep, my glasses were right there, on my face, the entire time.

Do you feel any better now?

canexplain
03-17-2010, 10:27 AM
Wal-Mart officials are looking at security tapes after an announcement was made for "all black people'' to leave a store in South Jersey.

A man used the public-address system at the Route 42 store in Washington Township Sunday night and calmly announced: "Attention Wal-Mart customers: All black people leave the store now.'' ...

Still-ill
03-17-2010, 10:35 AM
"All black female soul singers... leave the store now."

canexplain
03-17-2010, 10:43 AM
"All black female soul singers... leave the store now."

Hey I am not prejudice. The “all black” statement was all encompassing ….

J~$$$$
03-17-2010, 10:45 AM
Encompassing black people since 1772.

sonofhal
03-17-2010, 11:12 AM
Huge seagull terrorises Brighton on google streetview.

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=embed&hl=en&geocode=&q=&sll=50.823577,-0.133577&sspn=0.00122,0.002304&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=&layer=c&cbll=50.823577,-0.133578&panoid=bZ_zx1I3Jno2dGPdkkVZjg&cbp=12,214.92,,1,1.3&ll=50.823492,-0.133638&spn=0,359.982319&t=h&z=16

algunz
03-17-2010, 11:36 AM
What's he got in his mouth? Fish and chips?

lol

TomAz
03-17-2010, 01:10 PM
looks like an egg roll

canexplain
03-17-2010, 02:12 PM
Hey TomAz, want to be friends? ......

BROKENDOLL
03-17-2010, 02:41 PM
so this morning i'm getting ready for work. shower, dress, eat. pack up my briefcase, grab my diet coke from the fridge, head to the car. I realize it's recycle day so I decide to wheel the big recycling tub out to the curb. then i think this is a good time to get rid of the coke cans and water bottles in the bakc of my car, so i do that. wheeling the bin out I realize -- I don't have my car keys.

mother fucker.

I go inside, look around where I normally keep them, nothing. I have my watch and ring on (I keep my watch and ring and keys together) so I know I had the keys in my hand at one time. I look in the car, on the floor, in my briefcase, nothing. I decide I must have accidentally dropped them into the recycling bin. This thing is huge, but i go digging through it. empty coke cans, empty beer cans, empty water bottles, newspapers, cardboard boxes, phone books, all dank and musky and damp with guinness and coke dribbles. nothing. i'm on my hands and knees with the thing on its side, digging into the bottom, nothing.

mother fucker.

I look everywhere inside the house again. laundry. desk. kitchen, floor, everywhere. nothing. So I dig through the trash again. nothing.

Frustrated, I say fuck it. Get the spare car keys and drive to work. All the way to work I am thinking I shouldn't have given up, I should go home and look some more.

I get to work and no one else is in yet so the door is locked. Of course. I am standing out in the hallway waiting for someone to show up. after 5 minutes i say fuck it and start digging through my briefcase again. I even dig in that little sleeve on the back for where you put a rollerboard handle if you are traveling.. zipper openings on top and bottom.

and there they were, wedged in there.

mother. fucker.
at least I found them.
I read this whole thing trying to visualize you in the role of Father Knows Best or Ward Cleaver in Leave it to Beaver. There in your business suit and tie, carrying your briefcase, etc... What made it funnier though than the original sitcoms was everytime yiou said, "motherfucker."

BROKENDOLL
03-17-2010, 02:45 PM
Hey TomAz, want to be friends? ......
Now I'm giggling because I think right after Leave it to Beaver, Fred Flinstone and Barney Rubble kept me entertained.

canexplain
03-17-2010, 02:50 PM
Now I'm giggling because I think right after Leave it to Beaver, Fred Flinstone and Barney Rubble kept me entertained.

I don’t need friends because I have plenty. What I don't need or want though is an enemy. TomAz is sometimes funny, usually intelligent in what he posts and seems like an ok guy. Every year or so I have to make an effort to see what’s up with Tom and not just argue with him …

BROKENDOLL
03-17-2010, 04:07 PM
I don’t need friends because I have plenty. What I don't need or want though is an enemy. TomAz is sometimes funny, usually intelligent in what he posts and seems like an ok guy. Every year or so I have to make an effort to see what’s up with Tom and not just argue with him …
So then, you'll be Barney. How's that? :D





Hey, you know,even if it failed miserably, that whole Message Board Social Experiment bullshit may have it's benefits...I just automatically assume I'm ignored, and suddenly I don't give a shit whether or not I'm funny, offensive, or my spelling sucks. And, since I'm used to talking to myself anyway, it's like a win/win for me in a sense...it's been awhile since someone called me a dumb cunt, or told me to STFU...Kinda likin' it. :winkiss

SoulDischarge
03-17-2010, 08:06 PM
I just went into the kitchen for the first time and one of the burners on the stove was on low heat. Which means one of my room mates left it on. Which means it's been on for like 12 hours since they've been gone all day.

BROKENDOLL
03-17-2010, 08:47 PM
I just went into the kitchen for the first time and one of the burners on the stove was on low heat. Which means one of my room mates left it on. Which means it's been on for like 12 hours since they've been gone all day.
If this is the same roommate who's moving out and kicking Patrick to the curb without a care, I'd say it's Karma that's responsible...Here. You can have your own kind words back now, Patrick. :lips

SoulDischarge
Re: An Objective List of Usernames to Ban For Being Relentlessly Retarded

Jesus fucking Christ. You're like some vague acquaintance who comes over to hang out for an hour or two and never fucking leaves and never gets the hint. You're crashing on the couch for weeks on end even though we've already threatened to call the cops. You eat all our cereal and leave big wads of hair in the shower drain. All we want is for you to leave so we can get some peace, but instead you insert yourself in our lives, get drunk and break all our dishes, stay up partying really late and pissing off the neighbors, and running over our favorite pets. What does it take for you to get the message?

canexplain
03-18-2010, 02:51 PM
I bought me a new alarm clock during lunch because I have been 1-2 hours late everyday this week to work …… grrrrrrr…….

Pixiessp
03-18-2010, 03:10 PM
I got a much needed haircut today. I feel 10 Lbs lighter.

malcolmjamalawesome
03-19-2010, 06:35 AM
Kimora Lee Simmons is a big fat pig.

amyzzz
03-19-2010, 03:35 PM
hahaha my cubicle mate is freaking the fuck out about how grown up Dakota Fanning looks in the Runaways movie ad.

canexplain
03-19-2010, 04:46 PM
So it snowed like crazy here today and yesterday it was almost 70 and sunday it will be in the 60's. Strange place.

I still am surprised there is never any talk here about health care. If it passes, everyone without insurance now will have to get some and just guessing I bet that is a couple of hundred a month. Oh well, we should know by Monday ...

blackchango
03-20-2010, 09:24 PM
http://i445.photobucket.com/albums/qq177/me75_photos/0320101306-00.jpg Walked by dog this afternoon and saw this.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
03-20-2010, 11:04 PM
I just went into the kitchen for the first time and one of the burners on the stove was on low heat. Which means one of my room mates left it on. Which means it's been on for like 12 hours since they've been gone all day.

I smelled gas walking over to the door to have a smoke this "morning" at around 12:30PM, turned around to notice one of my brunder was on...the last time it was used was about 8PM yesterday.

I'm so happy my girlfriend and I didn't die in our sleep.

Still-ill
03-20-2010, 11:14 PM
After months of keeping my posting down to a couple a day. The last week or so... I've been racking the posts up like crazy. I attribute it to the amount of College Basketball I've been watching. Luckily that ends in... April.

canexplain
03-22-2010, 08:20 AM
So the house passed the health bill. Now the senate has to sign it. 38 states are already thinking of taking the part about you have to buy health insurance to court. We won, you lost. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ...

marooko
03-23-2010, 11:16 AM
Are we actually spying and an you call it a "spy" plane if you tell people where it is?


by Christopher Drew
Monday, March 22, 2010
provided by
The New York Times

Newer versions of the plane have gathered intelligence in every war since then and still monitor countries like North Korea.

Well, they do say 'monitoring".

Pixiessp
03-23-2010, 12:07 PM
After months of keeping my posting down to a couple a day. The last week or so... I've been racking the posts up like crazy. I attribute it to the amount of College Basketball I've been watching. Luckily that ends in... April.

Can't never get enough of College Ball.

Wow!! That is one f..ed up sentence.
It should read: I can never get enough of College Ball.

marooko
03-24-2010, 07:55 AM
LAST FM

Can anyone help me with this?

When listening to music, does it only play full tracks, or will it play tracks that are only partial. If partials, is there a way to make it only play full tracks other than removing them from your list?

Derekx
03-24-2010, 08:37 AM
I guess I'm not going to Coachella this year as I have no place to stay :(

Still-ill
03-24-2010, 09:21 AM
Oh no... On-site camping sold-out didn't it?

Courtney
03-24-2010, 12:06 PM
Maroo, if you listen to the last.fm radio, it plays full tracks.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-24-2010, 12:07 PM
Oh no... On-site camping sold-out didn't it?

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic here but yes it sold out.

marooko
03-24-2010, 12:09 PM
Thank you. :).

Now is that all the stations, or just the default last fm station? For example; I was listening to a Reggae artists station and I swear some of the tracks were just ending.

Q's may seem silly, but I just started listening to last fm yesterday.

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03-25-2010, 10:41 AM
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