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Pixiessp
02-26-2010, 12:40 AM
It's the sharpie effect.

GeezrRckr
02-26-2010, 12:45 AM
so, what's with the sharpie effect anyway? is this to please guys or ?? i've always found this so perplexing (esp for *young* women to do it).

Pixiessp
02-26-2010, 12:48 AM
so, what's with the sharpie effect anyway? is this to please guys or ?? i've always found this so perplexing (esp for *young* women to do it).

I think it's just an extreme chola style. A few of my friends in high school had the extremely high, thin eyebrows. Thank god they liked me because they were scary.

GeezrRckr
02-26-2010, 12:56 AM
ugh..i still don't get it. i'd seriously like to know if they do it for themselves (like to be tough amongst one another) or because the cholos like that shit.

whatever the reason....that shit is nasty (and scary)!

(ps - why are you up so late?)

Pixiessp
02-26-2010, 01:17 AM
Obstinance.
I've already fallen asleep twice sitting at this computer. I'm going to bed.

GeezrRckr
02-26-2010, 01:27 AM
ha....that's funny. you and me both sister. i'm taking your lead.

night.

TomAz
02-26-2010, 05:35 AM
green shirt and purple shorts? I don't think so BD.

rskapcat
02-26-2010, 05:42 AM
Green and purple plaid shirt. And the purple in the shirt doesn't match the purple shorts. MouseTom fail.

york707
02-26-2010, 08:09 AM
I work at an architecture firm, so it's hard to tell if people are honoring Johnny Cash today or just being architects.

amyzzz
02-26-2010, 09:16 AM
I just fell on my face at the gas station.

PotVsKtl
02-26-2010, 09:18 AM
ugh..i still don't get it. i'd seriously like to know if they do it for themselves (like to be tough amongst one another) or because the cholos like that shit.

Watch Freeway.

IDCrisis
02-26-2010, 09:39 AM
i think the Canadian cartoon characters on south park are more pleasing to the eye than anything brokendoll "creates." why bother?
The go please yourself watching Canadian Southpark cartoons, dumbshit.


http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/MY%20CREATIVE%20MIND/3BLINDMICE.jpg
My particular favorite is the field mouse, represented by Tomas Ver'min from the deserts of Arizona, and transplanted in the Coachella Valley for a short time each year. And, with all due respect, I've included perhaps the last photo of Algernon before his demise. If we could begin with a moment of silence while you all grasp this total frigging nonsense...


green shirt and purple shorts? I don't think so BD.
Is your actual name, Tomas Ver'min? And Tom, while the resemblance is somewhat similar, if it had actually been you, I would have drawn a rat instead. :lips

TomAz
02-26-2010, 09:43 AM
BD draw a pic of a naked mole rat with a ball gag in its mouth. Label it RodentIDCrisis.

canexplain
02-26-2010, 10:26 AM
It's too quiet here today. I need to shake it up (cars) ..... cr*****

miscorrections
02-26-2010, 10:28 AM
Go ahead and say something dumb and then we'll all jump on you.

canexplain
02-26-2010, 10:43 AM
Go ahead and say something dumb and then we'll all jump on you.

I know you will :) and I was actually thinking of saying something about both the M ladies. But I missed the daily shooting so I will post that then I really should go to lunch .... cr*****

http://www.kirotv.com/news/22681951/detail.html?hpt=T2

canexplain
02-26-2010, 12:08 PM
Here is my supposition for a Friday. I have been told that miscorrections (and MissingPerson) is really nice when you meet her? Why then is she so caustic on the message board? Miscorrections is nice looking and as a good looking woman that is enough to have people in turn be nice and friendly to her if you are face to face and not on a PC. In order to “stick out” she doesn’t have to use a memorable, caustic, and obnoxious personality. She can just be herself in person? On the message board, in order to “stick out” and be memorable, a nice friendly personality will not usually do. Thus we have miscorrections (and MissingPerson) an always notable Coachella board member ….. cr*****

SoulDischarge
02-26-2010, 12:11 PM
You hear that Corinna? You can slide by life on the high quality of your tits.

MissingPerson
02-26-2010, 12:14 PM
I need to work on being less aggressive.

TomAz
02-26-2010, 12:17 PM
I have been told that ... MissingPerson is really nice when you meet her

Gemma how many board members have you actually met?

MissingPerson
02-26-2010, 12:20 PM
A whole three of 'em. Evidently, it went over well on the board.

miscorrections
02-26-2010, 12:27 PM
My message board personality and "real life" personality aren't that different, except for obvious factors like tone of voice and whatnot. I may not vocalize everything, but I'm definitely thinking it. Apart from that, people generally seem a little less retarded in person so I don't have as much shit to make fun of.

miscorrections
02-26-2010, 12:29 PM
I'm not sure what Gemma has to do with my personality, though.

Monklish
02-26-2010, 12:30 PM
I love how dumb assholes always like to tell themselves that the only reason people are mean to them is out of some insecure need to act out and draw attention to themselves. 'Cause it couldn't POSSIBLY be that they're actually dumb assholes and some people don't want to just sit back and let it pass without comment. NOOOO.

TomAz
02-26-2010, 12:32 PM
My message board personality and "real life" personality aren't that different, except for obvious factors like tone of voice and whatnot. I may not vocalize everything, but I'm definitely thinking it. Apart from that, people generally seem a little less retarded in person so I don't have as much shit to make fun of.

Plus, you don't hang out with Ron in person.

miscorrections
02-26-2010, 12:33 PM
Also when I'm here I'm generally bored and making fun of people is minorly entertaining.

miscorrections
02-26-2010, 12:34 PM
That's true. I don't generally bag on people without reason. And Ron, pretty much everyone agrees that you're worth insulting.

canexplain
02-26-2010, 12:40 PM
That's true. I don't generally bag on people without reason. And Ron, pretty much everyone agrees that you're worth insulting.

Thank you very much, that's the miscorrections I know :). Hey Monk (ey) go back to school you dumb fuck dropout. cr*****

TomAz
02-26-2010, 12:42 PM
Yeah. Randy, have you considered attending Tennessee State?

Monklish
02-26-2010, 12:43 PM
Is that the shithole for witless burnouts reeking of feces that Ronald attended?

TomAz
02-26-2010, 12:44 PM
He was the Token White. Meaning he got in on a sort of affirmative action for white guys thing.

Monklish
02-26-2010, 12:45 PM
I bet with all the lapses of grammar and general uselessness they could hardly tell the difference.

canexplain
02-26-2010, 12:48 PM
US hockey team up 6 to zip last time I checked. Hi Tomaz, have a wonderful weekend. cr*****

TomAz
02-26-2010, 12:50 PM
that deaf dumb and blind boy sure plays a mean pinball.

IDCrisis
02-26-2010, 12:55 PM
that deaf dumb and blind boy sure plays a mean pinball.
Hey, I've noticed Tommyboy hasn't been around much. Is he on board strike status? I mean, I can't imagine why, just curious though.

TomAz
02-26-2010, 12:59 PM
When you didn't return his affections, he went away heartbroken.

york707
02-26-2010, 01:10 PM
I love how Israel's defense to the whole Hamas assassination thing is esentially: "That shit was amateur hour. If we did it, you wouldn't know about it and there sure as shit wouldn't be cctv footage everywhere."

Monklish
02-26-2010, 01:11 PM
I love how Israel's defense to the whole Hamas assassination thing is esentially: "That shit was amateur hour. If we did it, you wouldn't know about it and there sure as shit wouldn't be cctv footage everywhere."

This was actually exactly what I said when the reports of Mossad being the culprits came out.

york707
02-26-2010, 01:19 PM
I think most people thought that. The fact the the majority of the people whose passports were stolen now live in Israel was a little too convenient. And that there is a report that one of the now 26 (!) suspects took a boat to Iran... that or it's one of the most convoluted coverups ever.

Either way, it's going to make a hell of a movie.

marooko
02-26-2010, 04:46 PM
Why are people I don't know, or don't remember talking to, trying to befriend me?

canexplain
02-26-2010, 04:48 PM
Why are people I don't know, or don't remember talking to, trying to befriend me?

There is no accounting for taste :) ... I have that problem at concerts where people just want to talk with me, it's weird but ok I guess... cr*****

rskapcat
02-26-2010, 04:55 PM
They're trying to make friends with your avatar, Maroo.

canexplain
02-26-2010, 04:58 PM
They're trying to make friends with your avatar, Maroo.

That's funny Becca but I think he meant irl ... cr*****

marooko
02-26-2010, 05:01 PM
No, she got it right.

canexplain
02-26-2010, 05:02 PM
No, she got it right.

Then she is right. They think they are hitting on a girl with a zillion posts to boot .... cr*****

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
02-26-2010, 05:03 PM
that's Mel, right?

marooko
02-26-2010, 05:54 PM
that deaf dumb and blind boy sure plays a mean pinball.


Hey, I've noticed Tommyboy hasn't been around much. Is he on board strike status? I mean, I can't imagine why, just curious though.


Good stuff right here.




that's Mel, right?

I think so. I vaguely remember because she isn't here much. But that really isn't an excuse for me to not know who it is that made a shirt, with my name on it, and wore it. The reason for that is because I'm a heartless bastard that doesn't really care about much but myself.

But I think you;re right.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
02-26-2010, 05:56 PM
I have partied with Mel once and she is fucking awesome...but she does have a very small post count

marooko
02-26-2010, 06:02 PM
She seems like she's a good gal, fun to be around. Wish she would come around more.

TomAz
02-26-2010, 06:30 PM
she is fucking awesome...but she does have a very small post count

I misread this the first time.

Pixiessp
02-26-2010, 06:51 PM
So did I, Tom.

marooko
02-26-2010, 07:12 PM
I bet you did.

GeezrRckr
02-26-2010, 08:11 PM
Watch Freeway.

that answered zip about the chola obsession with sharpiebrows.

but, damn, reese witherspoon sure was fantastic.

SoulDischarge
02-26-2010, 08:13 PM
Maybe you should continue your quest with Freeway 2: Confessions Of A Trickbaby.

GeezrRckr
02-26-2010, 08:21 PM
only if reese witherspoon stars as a serial killer of stepford wives.

MissingPerson
02-26-2010, 08:23 PM
The Reese Witherspoon as a Serial Killer genre is tragically unexplored generally though.

MissingPerson
02-26-2010, 08:23 PM
OMG, THIS THREAD HAS A 404! #nerdhumour

GeezrRckr
02-26-2010, 08:30 PM
i learned today that eating a large portion of roasted red beets makes my pee pink. i will never hear the end of this from a certain doctor friend of mine who got the "wtf" text earlier.

who knew?

MissingPerson
02-26-2010, 08:34 PM
I did, and a friend of mine once had a similar moment of pink urine panic a few years ago.

She's a nurse though, somewhat distressingly.

GeezrRckr
02-26-2010, 08:39 PM
yeah, her first comment was "maybe you have an STD"....which was partially a self-survival comment because we, um....now and then.

i'm happy to feel stupid right now.

GeezrRckr
02-26-2010, 08:49 PM
come back, pixie...i was texting

Ardentbiscuit
02-27-2010, 07:17 AM
So I went to the 70s sleaze double feature at cinefamily last night. The first scene of the first movie comes on and I realize the actress who is naked f ing a guy is s woman I use to work with. I checked the credits and it was her using her maiden name. I was really surprised!

MissingPerson
02-28-2010, 02:06 PM
You stupid piece of shit. You think that this is all you're expected to do? This user manual is punctuated terribly. Open your mouth and swallow this cobra whole.

Still-ill
03-01-2010, 01:09 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a38/Bnoon/Picture1-6.png

weeklymix
03-01-2010, 01:36 PM
If anybody has a dry scalp I tried a really simple olive oil treatment and it worked perfectly.

canexplain
03-02-2010, 09:38 AM
lalalalalalalallalal ..... cr*****

edit: miscorrection you around? I have a question for u

SoulDischarge
03-02-2010, 10:11 AM
It's a trap!

canexplain
03-02-2010, 10:12 AM
For our gay friends ...... cr*****

The company appears to play up the camp name with the boxes holding the words "4 chances to have a gay time".


http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/gay1.jpg

Still-ill
03-02-2010, 10:14 AM
Hahahaha.
Does Ron think every time he posts, Corinna is stalking in nearby bushes, ready to pounce?

canexplain
03-02-2010, 10:17 AM
Hahahaha.
Does Ron think every time he posts, Corinna is stalking in nearby bushes, ready to pounce?

Just the opposite actually. .... cr*****

Still-ill
03-02-2010, 10:19 AM
So every time Corinna posts, it is you who is squatting in the nearby bushes ready to pounce?

J~$$$$
03-02-2010, 10:20 AM
cr*** is a peeping tom?

SoulDischarge
03-02-2010, 10:21 AM
Or Tom's wife.

canexplain
03-02-2010, 10:21 AM
So every time Corinna posts, it is you who is squatting in the nearby bushes ready to pounce?

No, if you took it that way. I am just checking something out, that's all..... cr****

SoulDischarge
03-02-2010, 10:23 AM
If you really want her to show up, you should leave a bowl of liquor outside your door. Maybe make some noises with your tongue and call out "Little C" in a reassuring voice.

Hannahrain
03-02-2010, 10:25 AM
Apparently sometime last night my refrigerator decided to stop refrigerating.

canexplain
03-02-2010, 10:25 AM
If you really want her to show up, you should leave a bowl of liquor outside your door. Maybe make some noises with your tongue and call out "Little C" in a reassuring voice.

Then you are saying C is an alcoholic? That’s not very nice of you. Cr*****

Still-ill
03-02-2010, 10:25 AM
No, if you took it that way. I am just checking something out, that's all..... cr****

Oh I see... no pouncing, just "checking out".

Hannahrain
03-02-2010, 10:26 AM
Well I mean. Did you see those tits?

J~$$$$
03-02-2010, 10:27 AM
Then you are saying C is an alcoholic? That’s not very nice of you. Cr*****

Hes saying she is Feral.

canexplain
03-02-2010, 10:39 AM
Well I guess C got the memo and you guys didn't. cr*****

miscorrections
03-02-2010, 10:41 AM
I received no such thing.

Hannahrain
03-02-2010, 10:45 AM
Oh sorry. I didn't think it was important so I spit my gum into it. It's in the bin next to your desk.

miscorrections
03-02-2010, 10:46 AM
Goddamnit someone stole the bin again.

Hannahrain
03-02-2010, 10:46 AM
Oh sorry. I didn't think it was important so I vomited the contents of my stomach into it. It's in the dumpster behind your office.

miscorrections
03-02-2010, 10:47 AM
The contents of your stomach are likely more worthwhile than the original memo content anyway.

Still-ill
03-02-2010, 11:52 AM
Oh sorry. I didn't think it was important so I collected the contents of Hannah's stomach. I left the memo.

Edit: But, I took the gum.

canexplain
03-02-2010, 12:09 PM
I went to this management class that said if you receive a memo or a phone message, never respond the first time. If it is important, they will get in contact with you again. I sort of do that. I never answer my phone at home or at work. Leave me a message and I will (maybe) get back to you. cr*****

Courtney
03-02-2010, 12:23 PM
That's incredibly dumb.

J~$$$$
03-02-2010, 12:26 PM
CR**** is not mentally in right now leave a message at the beep.

amyzzz
03-02-2010, 12:29 PM
I don't even have voicemail for my home phone, but hardly anyone has that number anyway.

GeezrRckr
03-02-2010, 12:31 PM
some high quality laughs in here guys. keep it going.

ps - for some reason, i just pictured ron's answering machine beep being a parrot chirp.

J~$$$$
03-02-2010, 12:31 PM
I don't even have voicemail for my home phone, but hardly anyone has that number anyway.

and even if they did have it......

canexplain
03-02-2010, 12:32 PM
That's incredibly dumb.

It cuts down your calls by more then 50 percent so it works well for me. It's a bit like this board, over half of what you read is a waste of time. You just have to work at a place where you can refuse to take a call if you don't feel like answering it. I can so it's all good ..... cr*****

GeezrRckr
03-02-2010, 12:33 PM
canexplain

canexplain
03-02-2010, 12:35 PM
some high quality laughs in here guys. keep it going.

ps - for some reason, i just pictured ron's answering machine beep being a parrot chirp.

I don't have an answering machine really, just voice mail. I haven't had a land line in about 5 years. I don't answer my front door either, just because. BTW, I really don't like parrots or the people that like them. cr*****

Still-ill
03-02-2010, 12:38 PM
I don't answer my front door either, just because. BTW, I really don't like parrots or the people that like them. cr*****

Ha!

miscorrections
03-02-2010, 12:38 PM
Parrots: bad sonics.

hawkingvsreeve
03-02-2010, 12:40 PM
Black female parrots.

Hat trick of bad sonics.

hawkingvsreeve
03-02-2010, 12:40 PM
Shit, C.

10k.

miscorrections
03-02-2010, 12:42 PM
Almost. I'm going to make sure my actual 10,000th post is making fun of Ron. I might have to delete some old posts to accommodate that goal.

TomAz
03-02-2010, 12:42 PM
I went to this management class that said if you receive a memo or a phone message, never respond the first time. If it is important, they will get in contact with you again. I sort of do that. I never answer my phone at home or at work. Leave me a message and I will (maybe) get back to you. cr*****

Customer service lessons for low-level county bureaucrats. Your tax dollars at work.

canexplain
03-02-2010, 12:43 PM
Parrots: bad sonics.

Ha Ha, I guess you didn't get the memo ..... and every parrot I have ever heard DOES have very bad sonics. .... cr*****

hawkingvsreeve
03-02-2010, 12:44 PM
I bet if you got yourself to 9999 you wouldnt have to wait long to use that next one.



Edit:


See?

canexplain
03-02-2010, 12:46 PM
Almost. I'm going to make sure my actual 10,000th post is making fun of Ron. I might have to delete some old posts to accommodate that goal.

You will think it is cute for a couple of weeks or even months but then you will say "I wish I hadn't wasted my 10k post like that". You may never get to 20k the way you are going :) cr*****

miscorrections
03-02-2010, 12:46 PM
Ha Ha, I guess you didn't get the memo ..... and every parrot I have ever heard DOES have very bad sonics. .... cr*****

I told you I didn't get it, you ninny. I never get ANY of your memos.

miscorrections
03-02-2010, 12:47 PM
And nothing relating to you could ever in any monstrous universe be construed as "cute".

hawkingvsreeve
03-02-2010, 12:50 PM
Hahahahaha. My friends and I called each other ninnys in high school. I havent heard that in a while.

canexplain
03-02-2010, 12:52 PM
Hahahahaha. My friends and I called each other ninnys in high school. I havent heard that in a while.

C is getting up in age so you have to take that into consideration .... cr*****

hawkingvsreeve
03-02-2010, 12:54 PM
I would imagine she is at least a third your age there chief.

faxman75
03-02-2010, 12:55 PM
C is getting up in age so you have to take that into consideration .... cr*****

Could be the Gaelic translation too. Those damn irish speak pefectly good english and then their educators force Gaelic on them and it fucks them all up.

miscorrections
03-02-2010, 12:56 PM
It's ok. When you are both ancient and drug-addled I imagine you have neither short nor long-term memory.

SoulDischarge
03-02-2010, 12:58 PM
You may never get to 20k the way you are going :) cr*****

That's a little harsh.

canexplain
03-02-2010, 12:59 PM
It's ok. When you are both ancient and drug-addled I imagine you have neither short nor long-term memory.

Who knows there might be some truth in that. What is your excuse just being 30 or something? cr*****


btw Hi Tomaz, have anything constructive to say today or are you just being your usual grouchy, poor little sad man?

hawkingvsreeve
03-02-2010, 01:00 PM
What's it like being 30 Corinna?

miscorrections
03-02-2010, 01:07 PM
Well, most days I wake up at 5 am. The nurse comes and changes my colostomy bag, and then I go watch tv with Dorothy and Ethel. Sometimes we play bingo. Sometimes the nurse will tell me my family is here to visit, but I don't know who they are. Usually I spend the rest of the day in a mental fog and go to bed at 7.

Hannahrain
03-02-2010, 01:08 PM
She has her good days and her bad days. Today's a good day.

miscorrections
03-02-2010, 01:09 PM
Of course it's a good day. It's applesauce day!

hawkingvsreeve
03-02-2010, 01:10 PM
That'll be me in a couple years.

Guess I should start living it up now.

Hannahrain
03-02-2010, 01:11 PM
We should probably start getting your estate in order, Lil' C. I'll send you a memo about it and then later I'll spit my gum into the memo and throw it away before you've read it. I'm available 9-5 to remodel your office communication plans, folks. Don't sleep on communicative synchronicity.

Hannahrain
03-02-2010, 01:13 PM
I apologize for the mild delay in banter, everyone. It appears that Corinna has fallen and can't get up.

SoulDischarge
03-02-2010, 01:13 PM
Don't be so reactionary. If she eats right and gets on a steady routine of physical activity, she could live to be 35, maybe even 40. Personally, I wouldn't ever want to reach that point, but everyone wants to live forever. What are you gonna do.

hawkingvsreeve
03-02-2010, 01:16 PM
Medical advancements have people reaching as high as 50. It's simply amazing. I know I'll never make it that far, but there is hope yet for our children, and our children's children.

canexplain
03-02-2010, 01:25 PM
Medical advancements have people reaching as high as 50. It's simply amazing. I know I'll never make it that far, but there is hope yet for our children, and our children's children.

Yes, you can joke, but I bet 25 percent of you are dead before you are 50. Luck of the draw. cr*****

TomAz
03-02-2010, 01:27 PM
I would take you on that bet, ron, for any sum of money you can afford. And I would win, because you're dumber than an acorn and talk out of your ass all the time.

Hannahrain
03-02-2010, 01:29 PM
Well but Tom. Menstruation has a 50% mortality rate. You know that. It's why there's so much less good music from women. Because we're all dead.

SoulDischarge
03-02-2010, 01:30 PM
I think Ron is implying he's planning a massacre on the young. Notice how he's always posting about public shootings?

TomAz
03-02-2010, 01:30 PM
Dead women. Bad sonics.

SoulDischarge
03-02-2010, 01:33 PM
Dead black women. Good sonics.

canexplain
03-02-2010, 01:35 PM
I think Ron is implying he's planning a massacre on the young. Notice how he's always posting about public shootings?

I only post those because it was YOU, yes you that brought on all of these shootings and killings. You guys do a pretty good job of taking each other out on your own. You don't need any help from me. cr*****

Hi Tomaz, thanks for the good words as usual.

Hannahrain
03-02-2010, 01:36 PM
You're not supposed to respond to this the first time. We'll get back to you if it's important.

SoulDischarge
03-02-2010, 01:38 PM
I only post those because it was YOU, yes you that brought on all of these shootings and killings. You guys do a pretty good job of taking each other out on your own. You don't need any help from me. cr*****

Hi Tomaz, thanks for the good words as usual.

Oh fuck crushing guilt. Time to take the "hypothetical" out of the suicide note thread.

TomAz
03-02-2010, 01:39 PM
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/dvs/MortFinal2006_Worktable23r.pdf

death rates per 100,000

ages 25-34: 106.9. I.e., about 1 in a 1000. Annual survival rate = 99.9%

35-44: 190.2 about 2 in a 1000. Survival rate = 99.8%

45-54: 427.5 about 4 in a 1000. survival rate = 99.6%

Probability of a 25 year old surviving to 55:

(.999^10)*(.998^10)*(.996^10)= .932. Meaning 6.8% would be expected to die. So 25% is only wrong by a factor of 4.

bmack86
03-02-2010, 01:39 PM
Woah, Patrick, you brought on killings? Wicked

Hannahrain
03-02-2010, 01:41 PM
His is the face that launched a thousand ships. I'm sure you've read about it.

SoulDischarge
03-02-2010, 01:42 PM
Yeah. Some people just can't handle the awesome unbridled power of my deathcock.

canexplain
03-02-2010, 01:50 PM
Yeah. Some people just can't handle the awesome unbridled power of my deathcock.

No it's just you have no clue. Kids and adults will keep getting bigger and better guns and then you will all kill yourself. Or start another fucking war. You won't be happy till it is your dad, mom, or one of your kids. Then it will be So Sorry, So Sad. I also can't oft myself because I have a grave to piss on and I can't miss that.... ...... cr*****

canexplain
03-02-2010, 01:51 PM
C the memo said, I wonder if we don't respond to Ron will he notice. cr*****

SoulDischarge
03-02-2010, 01:52 PM
Since the hippies ended all wars and violence everywhere forever, maybe you can relate to us how it was done?

york707
03-02-2010, 01:53 PM
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/dvs/MortFinal2006_Worktable23r.pdf

death rates per 100,000

ages 25-34: 106.9. I.e., about 1 in a 1000. Annual survival rate = 99.9%

35-44: 190.2 about 2 in a 1000. Survival rate = 99.8%

45-54: 427.5 about 4 in a 1000. survival rate = 99.6%

Probability of a 25 year old surviving to 55:

(.999^10)*(.998^10)*(.996^10)= .932. Meaning 6.8% would be expected to die. So 25% is only wrong by a factor of 4.


Thank god you're in the insurance industry, otherwise we never would have known the answer to this riddle. I haven't done math like that in some time. I wish I still could. But that's probably just my age of 32 showing.

Hannahrain
03-02-2010, 01:53 PM
Hey. Ron's finally made it through the Butter Battle Book. Congratulations, Ron! I bet you feel great.

york707
03-02-2010, 01:54 PM
No it's just you have no clue. Kids and adults will keep getting bigger and better guns and then you will all kill yourself. Or start another fucking war. You won't be happy till it is your dad, mom, or one of your kids. Then it will be So Sorry, So Sad. I also can't oft myself because I have a grave to piss on and I can't miss that.... ...... cr*****

whatthefuckisthisabout? Is this an attempt at witty banter?

TomAz
03-02-2010, 01:54 PM
Since the hippies ended all wars and violence everywhere forever, maybe you can relate to us how it was done?

http://sisyphusfragment.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/charles-manson.jpg

york707
03-02-2010, 01:55 PM
Quit posting your high school yearbook photos.

SoulDischarge
03-02-2010, 01:56 PM
He didn't like the darkies either.

TomAz
03-02-2010, 01:56 PM
haven't done math like that in some time. I wish I still could. But that's probably just my age of 32 showing.

You can't do arithmetic?

Hannahrain
03-02-2010, 01:58 PM
Things would have ended differently for Sharon Tate if her sonics hadn't been so bad. Her own fault, really.

miscorrections
03-02-2010, 02:02 PM
So apparently 10k won't be bagging on Ron but seriously, good fucking work guys. I'm dying over here.

From childbirth, not laughing.

york707
03-02-2010, 02:11 PM
You can't do arithmetic?

It's not the preferred method of practicing law.

TomAz
03-02-2010, 02:16 PM
4 hours times $700/hr = ?

35% of $1.7 million = ?

york707
03-02-2010, 02:32 PM
Can't I be a little self depreciating without quizzing me on it? Those two were easy. Your probability equation was a little different and not something that comes up on a normal basis in my line of work.

TomAz
03-02-2010, 02:34 PM
oh I thought you were making fun of me, not you.

york707
03-02-2010, 02:39 PM
Yeah, I can see how it would read that way. But that math actually IS related to what you do.

canexplain
03-02-2010, 02:42 PM
Ah the irony. When you say racist or sexist things to make fun or post AGAIN what Suff posted that everyone said was so wrong: You are worse then the perpetrators. Cr*****


and C, I thought we have already been over the child issue more then once.

J~$$$$
03-02-2010, 02:43 PM
Then you were right for be right in the wrong of the nothingness.

SoulDischarge
03-02-2010, 02:44 PM
Satire: worse than the actual act.

miscorrections
03-02-2010, 02:44 PM
I don't know what the "child issue" is.

york707
03-02-2010, 02:45 PM
chuck kind of looks like kenny loggins there

chairmenmeow47
03-02-2010, 02:46 PM
I'm dying over here.

From childbirth, not laughing.

maybe he's referring to the child you're currently birthing?

miscorrections
03-02-2010, 02:47 PM
But he said we've discussed it multiple times and I've only ever birthed this kid the once.

Hannahrain
03-02-2010, 02:49 PM
Don't lie. You put it back in because you wanted people to keep giving you their seat on the monorail.

SoulDischarge
03-02-2010, 02:50 PM
Shouldn't you be dead already, especially birthing a child at your age?

miscorrections
03-02-2010, 02:50 PM
I didn't put it back in, I just put it under my shirt. Stop slandering me.

miscorrections
03-02-2010, 02:51 PM
Yeah the kid totally has Down's 'cause of my advanced age.

SoulDischarge
03-02-2010, 02:53 PM
Ron's anti-logic is making me want to cave my own skull in rather than continue to try to comprehend it. Does anyone have any dynamite I can fellate?

Monklish
03-02-2010, 02:59 PM
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/dvs/MortFinal2006_Worktable23r.pdf

death rates per 100,000

ages 25-34: 106.9. I.e., about 1 in a 1000. Annual survival rate = 99.9%

35-44: 190.2 about 2 in a 1000. Survival rate = 99.8%

45-54: 427.5 about 4 in a 1000. survival rate = 99.6%

Probability of a 25 year old surviving to 55:

(.999^10)*(.998^10)*(.996^10)= .932. Meaning 6.8% would be expected to die. So 25% is only wrong by a factor of 4.

This math is boggling. Admittedly, probability always makes my head wobble a little, but is it really possible that the chances of a 25 year old living to 55 are only 93.2 if only 7 in 1000 are supposed to die in that timeframe? Don't you mean 99.32, or is there something about compound blah blah blah that I'm not getting?

TomAz
03-02-2010, 03:00 PM
Just think, Patrick. For every one of you there are like 100 Rons out there. And their votes count too.

Monklish
03-02-2010, 03:01 PM
No, there's no fucking way that's accurate.

SoulDischarge
03-02-2010, 03:03 PM
What are you trying to do here Tom? Make me inspire more killings?

TomAz
03-02-2010, 03:04 PM
This math is boggling. Admittedly, probability always makes my head wobble a little, but is it really possible that the chances of a 25 year old living to 55 are only 93.2 if only 7 in 1000 are supposed to die in that timeframe? Don't you mean 99.32, or is there something about compound blah blah blah that I'm not getting?

annual rates compounded over time. probabilities are multiplicative not additive. (the chance of tossing three heads in a row is 1/2*1/2*1/2 = 1/8)

first ten years: .999^10 = .990, i.e 99% are left after 10 years
.998^10 = .980, 98% of the 99% are left after 20
.996^10= .961, 96% of the 98% of the 99% after 30

.99 x .98 x .961 = .932.

Monklish
03-02-2010, 03:08 PM
I figured it was something like that. Compound equations are annoying as shit. They always seem like a fallacy. Like I see how it works, but it still seems weird that the odds of living to 55 are only 93.6 percent when you're still looking at only 703 out of 100,000 people dead.

TomAz
03-02-2010, 03:13 PM
your 703 is wrong. it's like 7000 dead. 0.1% of 100,000 is 100. 100 a year for 10 years, then 200 a year for 10 years, then 400 a year for 10 years. 7000.


(it's not actually 7000, it's like 6800 because you dont' start with 100,000 every year)

Monklish
03-02-2010, 03:14 PM
Oh, that was PER YEAR. Now I got ya.

Monklish
03-02-2010, 03:15 PM
What are the odds of Ron shitting all over himself on a regular basis within the next five years?

TomAz
03-02-2010, 03:17 PM
you mean more than he does now?

Monklish
03-02-2010, 03:19 PM
Yes, and how much more expressed as a factor of individual shit particles.

chairmenmeow47
03-02-2010, 03:21 PM
i will be contacting the two of you when i am forced to take stats AGAIN.

Monklish
03-02-2010, 03:25 PM
I'm pretty sure that Tom's going to abstain from giving a fuck unless you start balling him too, which I would prefer you do not.

Monklish
03-02-2010, 03:25 PM
Fortunately I ball him anyway, so I'll pass along the request for assistance.

Courtney
03-02-2010, 04:43 PM
Tom's has now, in less than two pages, become everybody's go-to man for probability & stats help. Excellent.

Monklish
03-02-2010, 04:45 PM
And in the process, he's secured himself a couple new asses to bang.

GeezrRckr
03-02-2010, 04:46 PM
Black female parrots.

Hat trick of bad sonics.

this made me laugh so hard...well done, sir.

Courtney
03-02-2010, 04:47 PM
I'll just pay him back in embarrassing hats to add to the collection.

GeezrRckr
03-02-2010, 04:47 PM
Ha Ha, I guess you didn't get the memo ..... and every parrot I have ever heard DOES have very bad sonics. .... cr*****

i can train an african grey to say "fuck you, ron"

canexplain
03-02-2010, 04:48 PM
Tom's has now, in less than two pages, become everybody's go-to man for probability & stats help. Excellent.

Except he is using data going on 4 years old. So it goes. cr*****

canexplain
03-02-2010, 04:49 PM
i can train an african grey to say "fuck you, ron"

I thought greys couldn't do R's? cr*****

GeezrRckr
03-02-2010, 04:53 PM
I thought greys couldn't do R's? cr*****

those are chinese greys

Monklish
03-02-2010, 04:54 PM
Except he is using data going on 4 years old. So it goes. cr*****

And in the past 4 years the rates of morality for those under 55 has skyrocketed I'm sure. You're the dumbest fucking human alive.

canexplain
03-02-2010, 05:06 PM
those are chinese greys

Whatever a chinese grey is :)

So I am live and let live, but if you were Roger Ebert and money wasn't a consideration, wouldn't you get an operation to fix your face? I am not trying to be mean, but we are talking Howdy Doody. Ebert said he is never going to eat, drink, or talk, so why bother? That would be an odd look at life ... cr*****

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/hoody.jpg


http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/hoody1.jpg


http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/HowdyDoody_40Episodes.jpg

Hannahrain
03-02-2010, 05:12 PM
[x]Women
[x]Blacks
[x]Parrots
[x]Cancer patients

Check. Hey leukemia child, you're looking awfully bald. Make a note of it.

rskapcat
03-02-2010, 05:18 PM
That's harsh, Ron.

GeezrRckr
03-02-2010, 05:19 PM
ron, you just keep feeding your legend. how many shovels have you gone through this year alone?

canexplain
03-02-2010, 05:52 PM
I think it is a fair question and notice, no one answered it? I also saw the quote on TV so I am not the first one to wonder. I didn't see the HD look alike though I admit. cr*****

edit: Hanna is watching AI I bet

malcolmjamalawesome
03-02-2010, 05:57 PM
I think it is a fair question and notice, no one answered it? I also saw the quote on TV so I am not the first one to wonder. I didn't see the HD look alike though I admit. cr*****

edit: Hanna is watching AI I bet

Are you sure you know which one is Hanna

Hannahrain
03-02-2010, 06:04 PM
Don't worry, Malcolm. The confusion days are long behind him.

canexplain
03-02-2010, 06:04 PM
Are you sure you know which one is Hanna

I don't know or care. It is the person that made the leukemia comment. cr*****

GeezrRckr
03-02-2010, 06:14 PM
hannah...you are the master of timely avatars. awesome.

canexplain
03-02-2010, 06:24 PM
hannah...you are the master of timely avatars. awesome.

Ah, but notice the resolution. The jpeg must have come from craigslist. cr*****


edit: maybe I will never post again and always be on 10 420 ........

Monklish
03-02-2010, 06:27 PM
Ah, but notice the resolution. The jpeg must have come from craigslist. cr*****

... does ANYONE have ANY idea what the fuck that's supposed to mean?

Hannahrain
03-02-2010, 06:29 PM
He's caught me in my own web of omissions. I troll Craigslist in the hopes of pulling copious amounts of CGI ass. I thought nobody knew. This is so humiliating. I'm never posting again.

GeezrRckr
03-02-2010, 06:34 PM
(yes, i do. but who cares when the man keeps whipping one new shovel after another...it's like whack-a-mole)

malcolmjamalawesome
03-02-2010, 06:49 PM
I don't know or care. It is the person that made the leukemia comment. cr*****

Will someone direct me to this leukemia comment so that I may render judgment?

Monklish
03-02-2010, 06:50 PM
[x]Women
[x]Blacks
[x]Parrots
[x]Cancer patients

Check. Hey leukemia child, you're looking awfully bald. Make a note of it.

You don't have to look very far, Malc.

malcolmjamalawesome
03-02-2010, 06:50 PM
Does he actually have leukemia?

Please note: I can't be troubled to look back more than 2 posts. For anything.

Monklish
03-02-2010, 06:53 PM
He had mouth or jaw cancer or something thereabouts that caused him to get almost his entire jaw removed.

malcolmjamalawesome
03-02-2010, 06:55 PM
OH. I thought someone called Ron "leukemia child" and he was pissed because he actually had leukemia or something.

Does Ron have any disease we can make fun of?

GeezrRckr
03-02-2010, 06:56 PM
message board turrets?

EDIT: sorry, that's an affliction, not a disease.

Hannahrain
03-02-2010, 06:56 PM
Old age.

Hannahrain
03-02-2010, 06:56 PM
Turrets are something other than Tourette's.

Monklish
03-02-2010, 06:57 PM
He has battle towers?

GeezrRckr
03-02-2010, 06:57 PM
he has those too. he shoots black female parrots from them.

Hannahrain
03-02-2010, 06:57 PM
A terrible case of them. Shame, really.

Monklish
03-02-2010, 06:57 PM
message board turrets?

EDIT: sorry, that's an affliction, not a disease.

Yes, that's what's wrong with what you said.

GeezrRckr
03-02-2010, 06:58 PM
why change it now.

malcolmjamalawesome
03-02-2010, 06:58 PM
Oh, the humanity.

Cdubby
03-02-2010, 10:44 PM
So I just purchased another ticket to see the SF Giants this year, total games up to 6. I keep spending that concert money. I think I'm only going to have enough money for Chem Bros and whenever a Soundgarden show pops up in California. Oh well, I'm more excited for this upcoming baseball season than I have been in a really long time.

This will be my lowest total concerts since 07. So far no Massive Attack show unless I break my no credit card rule in 2010.

Damn my expectations for the Giants.

GeezrRckr
03-02-2010, 10:55 PM
Damn my expectations for the Giants.

freddy sanchez
aubrey huff
edgar renteria
juan uribe
aaron rowand
barry zito

nice work, sabean.

Cdubby
03-02-2010, 11:26 PM
freddy sanchez
aubrey huff
edgar renteria
juan uribe
aaron rowand
barry zito

nice work, sabean.

I know this was sarcastic, but I'll bite. Uribe doesn't belong on that list and the jury is still out on Huff; he hasn't played a game for the Giants yet and he signed a one year contract for a bargain sum of 3 mil, if he sucks we dump him.

Sandoval and that pitching staff are fun to watch, and I know we'll be in the playoff hunt deep into the season again this year.

GeezrRckr
03-02-2010, 11:30 PM
love a baseball fan.

go dodgers.

(my only LA holdover since moving up north in '95)

Cdubby
03-02-2010, 11:34 PM
One of my roommates is a massive Dodgers fan, the other a massive A's fan. We have Dodgers shit all over our house, down to the clean/dirty magnet on the dishwasher, ugh.

GeezrRckr
03-02-2010, 11:35 PM
a reminder that you are our bitch.

Cdubby
03-02-2010, 11:36 PM
I see your grasp slipping soon from the top of the NL West, maybe not this year though.

GeezrRckr
03-02-2010, 11:43 PM
i'm afraid the dodgers might be a mere shadow of their NL West dominance last year. McCheap and his payroll-draining divorce have made them a purgatory for players that should already be coaching or playing golf...sigh.

Jamey Carroll
Alfredo Amezaga
Angel Berroa
Nick Green
Reed Johnson
Justin Miller,
Armando Zerpa
Carlos Monasterios
Ramon Ortiz
and, worst of all...former Giants meat locker - Russ Ortiz

MissingPerson
03-03-2010, 04:55 AM
http://worldfamousdesignjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/logos.jpg

lizng
03-03-2010, 11:28 AM
So, same sex marriage just became legal in DC (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35686802/ns/us_news-life/). I'm pretty proud of my hometown right now... way to not fuck this up, guys.

amyzzz
03-03-2010, 12:36 PM
This (misspelled) work email cracked me up today:


Did you loose an earring?

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g8/amyzzz73/smilies.jpg?t=1267651984

canexplain
03-04-2010, 10:12 AM
This is from a 7 year old air traffic controller :) …. I bet they were safer with the kid then I when I was in charge ….. cr*****


Child: "Good Day dude."
DAL 216: "Delta 216, see you later dude."



and in response ....

Does Ron have any disease we can make fun of?



PAD

miscorrections
03-04-2010, 10:27 AM
That still makes too much sense. And you're missing gratuitous ellipses and asterisks.

Hannahrain
03-04-2010, 10:28 AM
Ah sorry. I decided not to get involved and now you look as crazy as I know you feel inside.

TomAz
03-04-2010, 10:28 AM
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

hannah you are the best.

that's so fucking funny

Hannahrain
03-04-2010, 10:29 AM
Both of you, really.

canexplain
03-04-2010, 10:32 AM
Good afternoon C, how are u today ........cr*****

Geno_g
03-04-2010, 10:33 AM
Hey Drew, Manny is a tranny...:)

GeezrRckr
03-04-2010, 11:07 AM
no argument from me. can't stand that POS...utter waste last season.

Geno_g
03-04-2010, 11:37 AM
Coachella weekend last year was great going to a Giants Vs Dodger game in LA on Wednesday, wish the schedule lined up again but it's on friday, saturday, sunday this year...

Opening week with Jackie Robinson day, plus me sporting a Giants hat in dodger stadium, was a great weekend...

GeezrRckr
03-04-2010, 11:54 AM
me sporting a Giants hat in dodger stadium

yeah, you and 20k other gianttards. you're so special.

tomorrow in the city?

Geno_g
03-04-2010, 12:02 PM
yeah, you and 20k other gianttards. you're so special.

tomorrow in the city?

I saw two in that retarded sea of blue...

Around 6ish, but I'm heading back after, if you're around we can meet up...

GeezrRckr
03-04-2010, 12:04 PM
will be....text. peace.

canexplain
03-04-2010, 02:27 PM
I haven't been on the GV site in ages and I just got a PM from someone. Do you guys go there too? I know most of you don't. cr*****

amyzzz
03-04-2010, 03:05 PM
holy shit I think my cube neighbor is playing Morrissey. I don't know him well.

Still-ill
03-04-2010, 03:13 PM
holy shit I think my cube neighbor is playing Morrissey. I don't know him well.

fuck him.

amyzzz
03-04-2010, 03:15 PM
No...this is good! Fellow Moz fan.

fiyahhh!
03-04-2010, 03:24 PM
Didn't think this was good enough for a new thread, but...

We have some totally interesting news for you. This might just be the biggest one of the month. CBS affiliate CBS13 reported that republican California State Senator, Roy Arthur Ashburn representing the 18th District, who is very famous for opposing every gay rights measure in the State Senate since taking office, was arrested for suspicion of drunk driving when he was leaving a Sacramento gay nightclub with an unidentified male.

Still-ill
03-04-2010, 03:26 PM
No...this is good! Fellow Moz fan.

You misread my post.

Mr. Dylanja
03-04-2010, 03:27 PM
+ 5

amyzzz
03-04-2010, 03:27 PM
hahaha :thu

amyzzz
03-04-2010, 03:27 PM
(moz would advise against fucking though)

GeezrRckr
03-04-2010, 04:14 PM
Didn't think this was good enough for a new thread, but...

We have some totally interesting news for you. This might just be the biggest one of the month. CBS affiliate CBS13 reported that republican California State Senator, Roy Arthur Ashburn representing the 18th District, who is very famous for opposing every gay rights measure in the State Senate since taking office, was arrested for suspicion of drunk driving when he was leaving a Sacramento gay nightclub with an unidentified male.

a persistent theme.

canexplain
03-04-2010, 04:32 PM
a persistent theme.

Pics or it didn't happen. Well now it's also email, and twitter, and facebook, and yea another repub bites the dust if this is true I hope. Speaking of: fucking bunnnnning I hope he gets his...... cr*****

fiyahhh!
03-04-2010, 04:36 PM
I just had chocolate Cheerios for the first time. I'm hooked.