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SoulDischarge
07-29-2009, 09:54 PM
What would a woman covered in sweat know anyway?

BlackSwan
07-29-2009, 09:54 PM
I think you crossed a line there.

miscorrections
07-29-2009, 09:56 PM
No, it's pretty sweaty in this apartment.

canexplain
07-30-2009, 12:27 PM
I don’t understand how some people think I am entirely off base here …. That idiot from the Boston police dept that called Gates a “jungle monkey” : since he is govt and a cop, I think he should be fired … people are arguing that this is a matter of free speech and he should be able to say whatever he wants .. Also you should not be fired for being a racist …. That’s like saying someone who is in charge of a nuclear bomb in the US Army is ok to be a radical Muslim and say he wants the US to be destroyed …. Hey it’s his opinion, free speech, and so he hates Americans and is a racist, what’s wrong with that … so what do you think …. Cr****

Young blood
07-30-2009, 12:30 PM
I think you are a cracker ass honkey.

canexplain
07-30-2009, 12:33 PM
I think you are a cracker ass honkey.

well i wont fire you though cuz you aint a cop lol ... hey we going to try and go shopping this weekend or is that sort of dumb... cr****

Young blood
07-30-2009, 12:42 PM
no wai.


Phish phans grow up

This spring, Phish reunited, launching into an 18-show spring tour in March. Tickets were snapped up. The four Red Rocks concerts — at 9,000 seats, one of the band's smaller venues — sold out in minutes.

It hasn't all gone smoothly. Phish's return to the stage in March was marred by a heavy police crackdown. Nearly 200 cops swarmed the parking lots surrounding the Hampton Coliseum in Virginia, arresting 194 fans and leveling 245 drug charges. A news release following the arrests trumpeted that police had seized — precisely down to the penny — "$1,213,882.80" worth of drugs. Undercover narcotics cops seem to work most every Phish concert. Jackson, with the Denver Police Department, declined to discuss any drug interdiction plans.

canexplain
07-30-2009, 01:05 PM
no wai.


Phish phans grow up

This spring, Phish reunited, launching into an 18-show spring tour in March. Tickets were snapped up. The four Red Rocks concerts — at 9,000 seats, one of the band's smaller venues — sold out in minutes.

It hasn't all gone smoothly. Phish's return to the stage in March was marred by a heavy police crackdown. Nearly 200 cops swarmed the parking lots surrounding the Hampton Coliseum in Virginia, arresting 194 fans and leveling 245 drug charges. A news release following the arrests trumpeted that police had seized — precisely down to the penny — "$1,213,882.80" worth of drugs. Undercover narcotics cops seem to work most every Phish concert. Jackson, with the Denver Police Department, declined to discuss any drug interdiction plans.



humm that sucks, they cant bust you for trying to buy but it doesnt sound like a good idea :( cr****

marooko
07-30-2009, 01:58 PM
.80 cents?! WTF?!

amyzzz
07-30-2009, 02:00 PM
someone bought their drugs for $10.80.

PotVsKtl
07-30-2009, 02:05 PM
Well there goes Phish.

marooko
07-30-2009, 02:19 PM
http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9135/floppingfish.gif

BlackSwan
07-30-2009, 02:33 PM
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/staypuft/1.jpg

marooko
07-30-2009, 02:41 PM
http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/6269/seethat.jpg

Young blood
07-30-2009, 02:51 PM
mother fucking gay fish

Young blood
07-30-2009, 02:55 PM
http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2009/0729/20090729_111255_ae30phish.jpg

they are already setting up camp

canexplain
07-31-2009, 07:23 AM
i just got my pay stub, fuck they have already taken out over 15k in taxes .... yuck ... cr****

marooko
07-31-2009, 07:24 AM
you dont pay enough. pay more.

canexplain
07-31-2009, 07:37 AM
you dont pay enough. pay more.


yea sure I dont pay enough ... when i was a kid, i told myself, if i could own a $30k home and make $20k a year, i would be in fat city ... well the only part that came true is the fat part ..... cr****

canexplain
07-31-2009, 08:03 AM
i was just looking at the hoodie i threw on this morn for work ... strange lineup for a show sort of ...... Neil Young, Tony Bennett, Ben Harper, Los lonely boys, RHCP, Sonic Youth, and .... Eddie Vedder ... great show in the end .... cr****

BROKENDOLL
07-31-2009, 08:14 AM
i just got my pay stub, fuck they have already taken out over 15k in taxes .... yuck ... cr****
Ron, your sig has like a really deep psychiatric meaning to it for me...
I'm a nail.

canexplain
07-31-2009, 08:19 AM
Ron, your sig has like a really deep psychiatric meaning to it for me...
I'm a nail.
yea me 2 .... we are nails lol .... cr****

SoulDischarge
07-31-2009, 08:25 AM
I'm hoping it's a sign of the emergence of a second personality due to senility that emulates MC Hammer and comes with a stock of terrible hammer related puns.

canexplain
07-31-2009, 08:27 AM
I'm hoping it's a sign of the emergence of a second personality due to senility that emulates MC Hammer and comes with a stock of terrible hammer related puns.

is that for me or BD or both lol .... i should start a thread of who on the board seems to not fit the average boardie .... cr****

BROKENDOLL
07-31-2009, 08:37 AM
Speaking of nails...I stopped to get gas last night, and as I pulled away from the gas pump I heard a loud pop and the sound of air quickly flowing from my rear tire. Seeing as I was still in the gas station parking lot, I felt safe in thinking to myself, "If I can't get suffacated to come help me, where's a safer place for this to occur than at a gas station?" Ha, silly me! While waiting for him to arrive, I sat watching this guy standing along side the mini-mart supposedly trying to sell CD's and DVD's out of a bag to 1/2 the customers pumping gas. The other 1/2 of his customers were just pulling into the station, and after he would come up obviously familiar with them, a transaction would occur that didn't have a thing to do with getting gas or CDs, and they would pull away leaving him there pacing around and waiting for the next "consumer." Whatever happened to the days of going to a gas station for fuel and complimentary auto care like checking your oil and tires and washing your windshield?

Weird. This post really had nothing to do with nails...My flat came from hitting the corner of the pump island as I pulled away. (You understand, don't you, Ron?)

BROKENDOLL
07-31-2009, 08:48 AM
is that for me or BD or both lol .... i should start a thread of who on the board seems to not fit the average boardie .... cr****
I first read that as "fit the average hoodie." Average fits me a little loose and Small is generally kinda tight, so I pretty much think "irregular" would be my size. Can I get one that says Coachella on the front?

canexplain
07-31-2009, 09:05 AM
I first read that as "fit the average hoodie." Average fits me a little loose and Small is generally kinda tight, so I pretty much think "irregular" would be my size. Can I get one that says Coachella on the front?

silly, no i meant as a person .... i guess you and I "stick" out most but there are a few oddballs here too :) .... cr****

miscorrections
07-31-2009, 03:15 PM
This place is excruciatingly bad today.

SoulDischarge
07-31-2009, 03:17 PM
Yeah. Sorry.

miscorrections
07-31-2009, 03:18 PM
Don't sass me, boy.

SoulDischarge
07-31-2009, 03:22 PM
Bitch I wish you wooooooooould burn my motherfuckin' clothes, real talk!

miscorrections
07-31-2009, 03:25 PM
My lawyer says I shouldn't.

SoulDischarge
07-31-2009, 03:25 PM
I thought I was your lawyer.

miscorrections
07-31-2009, 03:26 PM
I meant to tell you sooner but I knew you would take it like this.

MissingPerson
07-31-2009, 03:34 PM
I've got forty quid on a disposable credit card. I want to use it tonight.

Bearing in mind what you guys know about me, please suggest an appropriate frivolous online purchase of approximately this amount.

amyzzz
07-31-2009, 03:35 PM
a hat

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-31-2009, 03:36 PM
double dong

SoulDischarge
07-31-2009, 03:39 PM
Like what? There's a reason I only charge in liters of tequila.

MissingPerson
07-31-2009, 03:41 PM
Like the hat idea.

Bong would be wasted on me. Tequila is in no shortage.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-31-2009, 03:43 PM
you should google 'double dong,' I don't think it's what you think it is

SoulDischarge
07-31-2009, 03:44 PM
That was a delayed response directed at miscorrections. Buy a venus fly trap.

MissingPerson
07-31-2009, 03:45 PM
Sorry, read that "bong", couldn't see through my tequila haze.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-31-2009, 03:47 PM
i think i need some tequila

is it timwe to leave work for the weekend yet? I THINK IT IS MOTHERFUCKERS

amyzzz
07-31-2009, 03:47 PM
You bastard. I have an hour and 13 minutes left.

SoulDischarge
07-31-2009, 03:47 PM
Lesson learned: just because someone suggests you Google something, doesn't mean you should.

marooko
07-31-2009, 03:50 PM
its exactly what i thought it was.

amyzzz
07-31-2009, 04:00 PM
I googled hat $40

http://www.splendicity.com/files/2009/07/witchgoose-pink-hat-268x300.jpg
http://www.refinery29.com/editorial/img/winterhats_women1.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2S9aHugR8gE/R1H-PUApJhI/AAAAAAAAAXs/n474LbCwzds/s1600-R/trapper+hat.JPG
http://www.outblush.com/women/images/2009/02/ninja-kitty-fleece-hat

that last one is called a ninja kitty hat.

MissingPerson
07-31-2009, 04:09 PM
First one looks like a velour tumour. Which is an admirable ambition for a hat.

Ninja Kitty Hat is, truly, brilliant at both of the things it is.

I've decided I may give this it's own thread, to invite opinions even from those who fear the land of Default. Please resume the conversation I tipsily barged in on.

amyzzz
07-31-2009, 04:10 PM
Sorry for posting the hats in the default thread. so off-topic.

MissingPerson
07-31-2009, 04:14 PM
They're hats that need to be celebrated on a higher plinth than the Default Thread can offer.

One of them's got ears.

canexplain
07-31-2009, 05:35 PM
Sorry for posting the hats in the default thread. so off-topic.

dah, anything goes in the default thread gal .... i used to have this top hat, and my sis had it last but she says she doesnt know where it is, but it was made of really thick leather, and it had dead images all over it, in the front was that dude walking over the rainbow, i miss my hat :(.... btw, it was made by the first gay person i ever knew lol ... really a nice and cool dude .. ying yang ... cr****

menikmati
07-31-2009, 08:51 PM
There are tigers at the Denver Aquarium...I'm still trying to figure that out.

miscorrections
07-31-2009, 08:56 PM
dah, anything goes in the default thread gal .... i used to have this top hat, and my sis had it last but she says she doesnt know where it is, but it was made of really thick leather, and it had dead images all over it, in the front was that dude walking over the rainbow, i miss my hat :(.... btw, it was made by the first gay person i ever knew lol ... really a nice and cool dude .. ying yang ... cr****

One of my elementary school teachers used to tell us to pretend one of our pockets was full of commas. We all had to be very careful to only use the commas we needed so we wouldn't empty the pocket forever.

miscorrections
07-31-2009, 08:57 PM
And I still don't get what is the "ying" (sic) and what is the "yang" in that statement. Being gay and being nice/cool are complementary opposites? What?

Westy
07-31-2009, 09:06 PM
One of my elementary school teachers used to tell us to pretend one of our pockets was full of commas. We all had to be very careful to only use the commas we needed so we wouldn't empty the pocket forever.

I had a teacher who said I used too many commas. Last thing he ever said.

BlackSwan
07-31-2009, 09:13 PM
So you are conservative with your politics, but not your commas? Hypocrite.

Westy
07-31-2009, 09:17 PM
I didn't want someone dictating how I spend my commas.

miscorrections
07-31-2009, 09:19 PM
What you do with your commas is your business but once you overrun your allotment and start using mine I take offense.

Westy
07-31-2009, 09:22 PM
There is an unlimited quantity of commas I can earn. I'm not taking them from anyone else.

BlackSwan
07-31-2009, 09:25 PM
I'm going to blame you when nations go to war over the impending comma shortage.

Westy
07-31-2009, 09:32 PM
OK to avoid a war; instead of commas, if we all use half a comma, everything will be fine until they find a substitute. Don't get on my ass for using a semi-colon (the Hummer of punctuation).

miscorrections
07-31-2009, 09:42 PM
Using a semi-colon incorrectly is exactly the same as crushing a puppy to death with your bare hands.

BlackSwan
07-31-2009, 09:45 PM
Are you mocking me with those parentheses? They look like commas on Cialis.

Westy
07-31-2009, 10:00 PM
I will use parentheses as I see fit. I will also use the commas as I see fit. I apologise if I used the semi colon incorrecty. It's been a while since school.

::Note to self: don't talk about conservatism, unless it's in a mocking manner. Also, don't try and be an expert on punctuation. You can argue politics, but not punctuation.::

Westy
07-31-2009, 10:08 PM
Cialis. I just got that. I larfed.

shakermaker113
07-31-2009, 10:09 PM
ˇay caramba!

canexplain
08-01-2009, 05:14 PM
lol gunz is the teacher she can tell us .. so tonight on pbs here, its on now, but at ten mountain it is leonard cohen live in london .. wow its so good .. just sayin and try and catch it if you arent doing anything ........... cr*****

TommyboyUNM
08-01-2009, 05:33 PM
Apollo Creed is about to die. Fuck, I hate this part. Ivan Drago is autistic, right?

And how did I forget there's a fucking robot that takes up a good chunk of the beginning of this movie?

rskapcat
08-01-2009, 05:35 PM
The husband bought a Playstation game called Fat Princess.

RotationSlimWang
08-01-2009, 05:37 PM
And I still don't get what is the "ying" (sic) and what is the "yang" in that statement. Being gay and being nice/cool are complementary opposites? What?

It's not (sic), it's [sic]

TommyboyUNM
08-01-2009, 05:41 PM
It's not (sic), it's [sic]

Aren't you supposed to be watching Tool right now?

RotationSlimWang
08-01-2009, 05:43 PM
I had to leave early due to hilariously tragic circumstances with my ride.

TommyboyUNM
08-01-2009, 05:45 PM
You can't say shit like that and not give details.

RotationSlimWang
08-01-2009, 05:54 PM
I will, later. I'm not even sure it would really make enough sense to anyone who doesn't know Sprak.

Still-ill
08-01-2009, 06:00 PM
http://live.lmgtfy.com/
giggles galore

fiyahhh!
08-01-2009, 06:50 PM
my roommate is passed out on the couch and talking in his sleep. He's speaking French. wtf?

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
08-01-2009, 07:13 PM
my roommate is passed out on the couch and talking in his sleep. He's speaking French. wtf?

sounds like a pretty hot dream

Still-ill
08-01-2009, 10:16 PM
http://morfablog.com/06/06/bigblack.jpg
If anyone can find where I can actually buy this online I will make your wildest dreams come true...

SoulDischarge
08-01-2009, 10:18 PM
Holy hell that's awesome.

On a related note, I can't believe I've never seen these before now:

http://www.dementlieu.com/users/obik/bigblack/discog/images/whore2.jpg

http://www.dementlieu.com/users/obik/bigblack/discog/images/whore1.jpg

Still-ill
08-01-2009, 10:24 PM
I found one website that might sell it... its all in german though, but it mentions euros, pounds and dollars. I must have it...

Edit: lol@ those parodied covers.

Edit Edit: Alright, so the shirt is called "mishka hes a whore" its out of print atm. It is regularly reprinted though, they dont make very many at once though.

Westy
08-02-2009, 12:08 AM
OK, this is probably a "had to be there moment", but I was on the patio having a drink with the wife when I took out a cigarette and put the pack back down on the table. My wife asked for a cigarette, so I flicked the packet with my finger. The pack slide across the table, opened up, and a single cigarette popped out of the box landed filter side forward directly in front of her.

algunz
08-02-2009, 12:12 AM
Crazy.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
08-02-2009, 02:26 AM
pics or it didnt happen

(always wanted to say that, and it actually applies now! wooo!)

Aurgasm
08-02-2009, 10:03 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8180172.stm

Festival stage collapse in Canada

sonofhal
08-02-2009, 10:11 AM
Kevin Costner is a lucky bastard.

PassiveTheory
08-02-2009, 10:34 AM
Damnit! I did everything the book told me to do, and that lucky fucker still escapes with his life!? Curses...

I WILL GET YOU ONE DAY, KEVIN COSTNERRRRRRRR.

SoulDischarge
08-02-2009, 10:37 AM
Everything? I highly doubt you procured that quarter ounce of his pubic hair.

BlackSwan
08-02-2009, 02:04 PM
My fiancee's parents and sister are staying at our place for the next 4 days. My ability to enjoy myself at home has officially ceased.

bleep
08-02-2009, 02:11 PM
after weeks of thinking that i had lost it for good, i found my mp3 player sitting pretty inside a Trader Joe's paper grocery bag that i had put away for recycling. it's scary how absent-minded i can be at times.

BROKENDOLL
08-02-2009, 02:31 PM
My fiancee's parents and sister are staying at our place for the next 4 days. My ability to enjoy myself at home has officially ceased.
Do you have a garage? If not, make it a project and build one. Doesn't matter how big it is, just so you can say, "I'll be out in the garage tinkering or fixing something," when the need to escape your confines overwhelms you. The worst that could happen is your future father inlaw coming to help or join you in your escape, and the odds of the three females invading your space drops dramatically.


after weeks of thinking that i had lost it for good, i found my mp3 player sitting pretty inside a Trader Joe's paper grocery bag that i had put away for recycling. it's scary how absent-minded i can be at times.
DO NOT BE AFRAID! As time goes by, you'll become more familiar with this new found trait. In fact, you'll even learn it's habits and hopefully be able to adjust.
BTW...I've been working on inventing a Velcro Suit with accessory attachments. I can't decide upon something light like a windbreaker, or heavy, like a safe, but I do know that everything I could possibly need to get through the day would be attached somewhere to my being instead of getting lost in the daily shuffle of life. (Don't laugh. I'm serious about this shit!)

tessalasset
08-02-2009, 05:14 PM
i never post in here but this is an especially default thread-type post.


so you know that wedding dance video that's been sweeping the internet for the past 2 weeks? it makes me cry every single time i see it. embarrassing. i get completely swept up in emotion while watching it.

Stefinitely Maybe
08-02-2009, 05:23 PM
Hi Tessa. (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918152)

TommyboyUNM
08-02-2009, 05:31 PM
It seems like, every year, there is a wedding dance video that everyone emails around and thinks is SO cute. It's all so cheesy and these couples think they're clever. They're not clever nor are they funny.

No offense, Tessa. Seems like you have good judgment about most things.

tessalasset
08-02-2009, 05:35 PM
i have never seen anything like that. i really enjoyed it. i'm sorry you did not.

stef, yeah i saw that already. good stuff.

are you in sd yet? i want to come hang out, since i have time and all now.

Stefinitely Maybe
08-02-2009, 05:56 PM
No I arrive on August 23rd. I am just wide awake at 3am cause I'm not working any more and my sleep patterns are totally fucked. You should definitely come hang out! I will probably be horribly jetlagged and have a bunch of lame meetings when I first arrive, but from the first week of September onwards anytime is good for me! We should make plans!

Mr.Nipples
08-02-2009, 06:13 PM
http://morfablog.com/06/06/bigblack.jpg
If anyone can find where I can actually buy this online I will make your wildest dreams come true...

i tried, its been long OOP for a few years now.

Still-ill
08-02-2009, 06:15 PM
i tried, its been long OOP for a few years now.

Thanks for sucking out all the hope. It'll help me cope with not being able to purchase it...

PassiveTheory
08-02-2009, 06:40 PM
Why not just get some local screen t place to make it?

Still-ill
08-02-2009, 06:44 PM
It looks pretty complex to me, but then again I got a C on my silk screen project in highschool...

SoulDischarge
08-02-2009, 06:47 PM
And remove the "Includes He's A Whore" promotional sticker graphic . . .

shakermaker113
08-02-2009, 07:34 PM
is stef moving here or something?


My fiancee's parents and sister are staying at our place for the next 4 days. My ability to enjoy myself at home has officially ceased.

"enjoy". I see.

Still-ill
08-02-2009, 07:51 PM
I'm more concerned with the Shadowed women in the background, I dont know how that's even done.
http://www.freshnessmag.com/wp-gallery/may_06/thumbs/mishka_whore_tee.jpg

stinkbutt
08-02-2009, 08:53 PM
RTXbx0zyt_Q

BlackSwan
08-02-2009, 09:11 PM
"enjoy". I see.

Ha! No, that's not what I meant... That has yet to be determined.

BROKENDOLL
08-02-2009, 09:42 PM
i never post in here but this is an especially default thread-type post.


so you know that wedding dance video that's been sweeping the internet for the past 2 weeks? it makes me cry every single time i see it. embarrassing. i get completely swept up in emotion while watching it.
Nothing to be embarrassed about if the wedding made you tear up. I did too. Now, if you watched it say, 43 times and still cried, then I might laugh at you.


It seems like, every year, there is a wedding dance video that everyone emails around and thinks is SO cute. It's all so cheesy and these couples think they're clever. They're not clever nor are they funny.
No offense, Tessa. Seems like you have good judgment about most things.
I really don't think the couple planned on this video being the sensation it is though. I know I'd rather attend a wedding that isn't your standard run of the mill ceremony. Doesn't have to be funny or clever so much as memorable and special for the couple. If and when you decide to tie the knot, Tommyboy, how would you make the ceremony memorable for you and that lucky guy? :winkiss

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
08-03-2009, 01:45 AM
I just caught a fly Mr. Miyagi style

I
AM
THE
KING

Stefinitely Maybe
08-03-2009, 05:17 AM
is stef moving here or something?


Yep! I will be a resident of San Diego three weeks from now; studying at SDSU!

shakermaker113
08-03-2009, 08:00 AM
Yep! I will be a resident of San Diego three weeks from now; studying at SDSU!

prepare for the oasis famine.

zenidogx
08-03-2009, 08:09 AM
Yep! I will be a resident of San Diego three weeks from now; studying at SDSU!

not exactly. be prepared to spend some interesting nights in Mexico for sure.

BROKENDOLL
08-03-2009, 09:33 AM
not exactly. be prepared to spend some interesting nights in Mexico for sure.
Let's hear it for Damas, Donkeys, and Dysentary, ole'!

allyjoy
08-03-2009, 09:43 AM
Hi Tessa. (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918152)

ok, it is official: on my first day on the bench as a judge, there will be a choreographed introduction to the proceedings.

comiddle
08-03-2009, 10:49 AM
So I'm at work, hiding in my office like any other day. One of my housekeeping staff comes up to me (hostel management) and says "There's something weird with a toilet. It's filling with dirty water."

I go to investigate.
Flush. Dirty water.
Flush. Dirty water.

What the hell is going on here?

Open tank lid. WTF?!?!

Someone shit upper deck. Nasty. Fucking savages.

SoulDischarge
08-03-2009, 11:41 AM
So, I just made my outgoing voicemail message ten times more annoying than it already was by putting this Duckman rant on there:

_WzZ7vpBc44

Fuck you, bill collectors, "friends" and "family"!

miscorrections
08-03-2009, 12:02 PM
not exactly. be prepared to spend some interesting nights in Mexico for sure.

No one goes to party in Mexico unless they're under 21. There's no point.

zenidogx
08-03-2009, 12:13 PM
*checks Stef's age* :nono
Well, Mexico has little to offer you, unless you enjoy laughing at other people's misery.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
08-03-2009, 12:16 PM
i am in fact going to Rosarito in two weeks for a wedding

SoulDischarge
08-03-2009, 12:19 PM
*checks Stef's age* :nono
Well, Mexico has little to offer you, unless you enjoy laughing at other people's misery.

He'd better if he hopes to pass the Ignoring Worldwide Blight section of the citizenship test.

marooko
08-03-2009, 12:20 PM
got my ESC back. fuck yeah bitchezzz!! 50+ down the block, hell yes!!

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/11/mambamaxe.jpg

amyzzz
08-03-2009, 04:14 PM
I don't think I like music all that much anymore, so I'm probably just gonna leave this board.

chairmenmeow47
08-03-2009, 04:17 PM
ok, it is official: on my first day on the bench as a judge, there will be a choreographed introduction to the proceedings.

i've always wanted to be a judge, can you please become corrupt and just appointment to the bench while you're at it? thanks :)

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
08-03-2009, 07:40 PM
got that head nod shit MAKE YA BREAK YA NECK
WOO HAHH
got chya all in check
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_42w5-R0zz2g/SOF35Q01tGI/AAAAAAAACk8/4XmY6U2fz5s/s400/busta+rhymes+woo+hah+remix.jpg

SDsoldier7
08-04-2009, 08:36 AM
I just caught a fly Mr. Miyagi style

I
AM
THE
KING

id have to see this to believe it.....did u take the flies wings off or some shit like that

marooko
08-04-2009, 09:06 AM
so i installed this thing last night, set it up, had the battery charged....ready. take it outside, fire it up.....damn!! same problem as before. after some trouble shooting, i have determined my motor has the issue. so i think i sent in my ESC for nothing cause now i gotta send my motor in. thats another month without my fucking RC car. but im not having that. i just ordered another motor because a website send me a coupon yesterday. funny how these things happen. anyway, the stuff should be here this week. :)



got my ESC back. fuck yeah bitchezzz!! 50+ down the block, hell yes!!

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/11/mambamaxe.jpg

locachica73
08-04-2009, 09:36 AM
So a friend of mine use to work for a company who's accountant recently passed away. They asked me to come in and do payroll and post their cash receipts for the last week. I have no fucking clue what I am doing. It has been 6 years since I have done accounting. I am faking it pretty well for now but damnit I hope I don't fuck this up. Although I can honestly say I don't want to be an accountant when I grow up. I didn't miss this shit at all. And why is it that every office I have ever worked in keeps the temp at 70 degrees? It's 115 outside and I need a fucking jacket.

BROKENDOLL
08-04-2009, 10:22 AM
I don't think I like music all that much anymore, so I'm probably just gonna leave this board.
There are days I don't like this board all that much, but I just go listen to music then. :rolleyes

I'm concerned...This was the last post yesterday. Amyzzz! Amyzzz! You're being irrational, now stop it! Geez, get your nimble little fingers back here, right this second, young lady! Quick, somebody put on some Radiohead or something!

canexplain
08-04-2009, 12:54 PM
i heard this on the radio a while ago

"we have been telling you about how obamacare is going to work and how bad it is going to be but now there are facts out there (from 2003 and 2007 lol) and we can prove it "


the far right is so much fun to play with, like kindergartners ..... cr****

marooko
08-04-2009, 01:05 PM
http://www.lirrhistory.com/dec2003/divide.JPG

marooko
08-04-2009, 02:01 PM
Everyone gets 2 Free Tacos today. Everyone but girl who decided to talk on her cell phone during the movie last night. Theater 6?? You know who you are. Everyone but her, get your coupon here:

http://coupon.jackinthebox.com/taco

iv3rdawG
08-04-2009, 05:09 PM
YTMND is the greatest site on the internet.

canexplain
08-04-2009, 05:13 PM
YTMND is the greatest site on the internet.

never been there but following your advice, i watched the potato thing, i couldnt ever minimize it to see who long it was ... tnx for the link though .... cr****

MissingPerson
08-04-2009, 05:13 PM
Forgotten how pretty Belfast is. Just home now. Satan's own satnav tried to kill us by sending us into oncoming traffic about a dozen times, and then lost us in the middle of an uh, unfriendly area.

Final Fantasy was great, but man, I don't know it's Northern crowds or what, but they were very, very reserved compared to what I'm used to. A shame.

TommyboyUNM
08-04-2009, 06:50 PM
Hey MP. Tommy here. In Ireland, are leprechauns historically treated as poorly as the black and Mexican are treated in the US?

MissingPerson
08-04-2009, 06:57 PM
No, because leprechauns are traditionally assholes with magical powers and like to put really horrifying curses on people for no reason at all except shits and giggles. Also, they're rolling in gold.

Both very good reasons to stay in their good books.

Traditionally, rural Irish country people thought they were assholes, but would never ever ever say so out loud because they were scared of pissing them off and getting a rain of horrible curses down on them. It must have been like living in that episode of the Twilight Zone with the evil psychic kid.

buddy
08-04-2009, 07:33 PM
mp,

do you have any pictures of your rural Irish country town, and/or pictures of locals. im curious to see.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
08-04-2009, 11:05 PM
to all my neighbors
you got much flavaaaa

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT

MissingPerson
08-05-2009, 06:56 AM
mp,

do you have any pictures of your rural Irish country town, and/or pictures of locals. im curious to see.

View from my house:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/jill_valentine/mountains/PICT0390.jpg?t=1249482120

The village is actually about four miles away, and looks like this:

(other people's photos)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1014/1482707686_a181589a94.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1160/1482709594_8f297ade3f.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/233/454557749_4d64cd95bc.jpg

The rag tree. People tie a rag around a branch of the tree to make a wish.
http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/1b/e3/30/ireland-co-meath-fore.jpg



This is somebody else's very good photo of the abbey the village was originally built around:
http://www.monasette.com/blog/gallery/fore/Fore-Abbey-overview.jpg

Weirdly, I don't seem to have any photos of the locals. It's possible they just don't show up on film or something.

canexplain
08-05-2009, 07:12 AM
missing person, very cool pics, you should put them in the random pics thread too because a lot of people never seem to come to this thread but everyone loves pics .... cr****

Young blood
08-05-2009, 07:32 AM
Beer and Petrol. awesome.

canexplain
08-05-2009, 08:37 AM
here is a link to spins greatest cover tunes of all times ... also notice if it interests you the link on their page for the SoCo 10 city show ... ghostland ob is the main group, its looks like it is free of $5... peace ... cr****

Young blood
08-05-2009, 08:38 AM
http://www.negativex.net/what.jpg

TommyboyUNM
08-05-2009, 08:39 AM
here is a link to spins greatest cover tunes of all times ... also notice if it interests you the link on their page for the SoCo 10 city show ... ghostland ob is the main group, its looks like it is free of $5... peace ... cr****

Where's the link? Also, is it free or is it $5? Thanks in advance.

canexplain
08-05-2009, 09:07 AM
Where's the link? Also, is it free or is it $5? Thanks in advance.

dah, i didnt check each venue but the first one said a donation of $5 would be nice ..... I just looked at one more and it was free so i guess it depends on the venue .....cr****

http://www.spin.com/content/soco-undercover

Hannahrain
08-05-2009, 09:09 AM
You misunderstand. It's free of $5. It's a Lincoln-free zone. Unless you have pennies.

TommyboyUNM
08-05-2009, 09:17 AM
Silly me.

canexplain
08-05-2009, 09:41 AM
You misunderstand. It's free of $5. It's a Lincoln-free zone. Unless you have pennies.

fuck i misspelled a word on this perfect board. Guess I need more schoolin .... cr****

SoulDischarge
08-05-2009, 09:52 AM
(Today's password is "COHERENCY".)

TommyboyUNM
08-05-2009, 09:53 AM
fuck i misspelled a word on this perfect board. Guess I need more schoolin .... cr****

Ron, you didn't just misspell a word. You typed a completely different word in its place. I really didn't know what you meant. Most of the time we are dicks about grammar because we want some clarity. If someone got on you because you put a comma, in the wrong spot then that's one thing. But sometimes poor grammar really creates a different sentence than what you were intending.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
08-05-2009, 09:58 AM
You misunderstand. It's free of $5. It's a Lincoln-free zone. Unless you have pennies.

bahaha

TomAz
08-05-2009, 10:08 AM
But sometimes poor grammar really creates a different sentence than what you were intending.

the least of Ron's problems

PlayaDelWes
08-05-2009, 10:12 AM
Cool pics MP. Stand by for pictures of my local strip-mall and gas station.

Courtney
08-05-2009, 10:14 AM
MissingPerson, would you like to do a house swap? I want to visit your village.

BROKENDOLL
08-05-2009, 11:15 AM
View from my house:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/jill_valentine/mountains/PICT0390.jpg?t=1249482120

The village is actually about four miles away, and looks like this:

(other people's photos)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1014/1482707686_a181589a94.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1160/1482709594_8f297ade3f.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/233/454557749_4d64cd95bc.jpg

The rag tree. People tie a rag around a branch of the tree to make a wish.
http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/1b/e3/30/ireland-co-meath-fore.jpg



This is somebody else's very good photo of the abbey the village was originally built around:
http://www.monasette.com/blog/gallery/fore/Fore-Abbey-overview.jpg

Weirdly, I don't seem to have any photos of the locals. It's possible they just don't show up on film or something.
For 3 days out of the year, I live near Heaven. After seeing these pics, the polo fields seem insignificant and I realize I live 4 miles south of Hell...

buddy
08-05-2009, 11:41 AM
very cool mp. must be a nice place to live. the photos make me think of the movie the matchmaker.

canexplain
08-05-2009, 12:13 PM
Tommy I do understand what you are saying. To be precise though, I typed an F instead of an R, so it was a different word and just a single character, so we are both right. To further your point, saying of instead of or doesn’t make any sense so I would have expected people to understand it was a mistake and most likely figure out what I meant. I like cloud9, even though I haven’t seen him here in a while, but does he ever make sense? No, but that doesn’t bother me. I guess I am a bit more forgiving then some people. Now Tomazzzzzz. I read just yesterday that Arizona is in the top three states that will have the hardest time coming out of the recession and housing slump. I am sorry for you and your neighbors but maybe that is the reason you seem down on everything a lot. I love my life, and I am happy with myself. People tell me all the time how they wish they could do some of the things I do and have done and would love my life. That may be pushing it a bit, but when was the last time someone said that to you? I have problems, no, about the only problem I have is I need to finish my upstairs bathroom. Probably the funniest part of this whole BS is I wrote that post trying to help and inform the board about some music and concerts. Well excusssssssssssssssssssse me …. Cr****

Young blood
08-05-2009, 12:21 PM
lolwat.

humanoid
08-05-2009, 12:26 PM
I still like you Ron

amyzzz
08-05-2009, 12:26 PM
Ron, if you're really trying to inform the board, you should try to make more sense so people understand wtf you are talking about. You abbreviate everything, type in all lowercase, misspell, misplace commas, and ramble all over the place. It's hilarious to read, but most of us can't really make sense of it. I LIKE YOU, but saying that you're trying to inform people is laughable. It's more like you're trying to entertain.

BROKENDOLL
08-05-2009, 12:30 PM
(Today's password is "COHERENCY".)
So simple, yet effective in making me spit coffee everywhere!

BROKENDOLL
08-05-2009, 12:35 PM
Ron, you didn't just misspell a word. You typed a completely different word in its place. I really didn't know what you meant. Most of the time we are dicks about grammar because we want some clarity. If someone got on you because you put a comma, in the wrong spot then that's one thing. But sometimes poor grammar really creates a different sentence than what you were intending.

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/380183859_008710adf7.jpg

BROKENDOLL
08-05-2009, 12:41 PM
very cool mp. must be a nice place to live. the photos make me think of the movie the matchmaker.
I can't stop humming the "Sound of Music" song, myself. I have a visual of MP sashaying across the meadows swinging her weapon of choice.


Tommy I do understand what you are saying. To be precise though, I typed an F instead of an R, so it was a different word and just a single character, so we are both right. To further your point, saying of instead of or doesn’t make any sense so I would have expected people to understand it was a mistake and most likely figure out what I meant. I like cloud9, even though I haven’t seen him here in a while, but does he ever make sense? No, but that doesn’t bother me. I guess I am a bit more forgiving then some people. Now Tomazzzzzz. I read just yesterday that Arizona is in the top three states that will have the hardest time coming out of the recession and housing slump. I am sorry for you and your neighbors but maybe that is the reason you seem down on everything a lot. I love my life, and I am happy with myself. People tell me all the time how they wish they could do some of the things I do and have done and would love my life. That may be pushing it a bit, but when was the last time someone said that to you? I have problems, no, about the only problem I have is I need to finish my upstairs bathroom. Probably the funniest part of this whole BS is I wrote that post trying to help and inform the board about some music and concerts. Well excusssssssssssssssssssse me …. Cr****

Fuck the bathroom, Ron! Just piss out the window and free yourself from worries!

canexplain
08-05-2009, 12:48 PM
It's more like you're trying to entertain.


ah ha, thats the ticket .... that can be my excuse :) cr****

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
08-05-2009, 12:51 PM
que hora es?

canexplain
08-05-2009, 01:23 PM
que hora es?

You better watch out Dr. or you will be next.

que hora es


what time is

That is not a complete sentence, the first word is not capitalized, it isn't in English, and it doesn't make sense unless of course you are playing Jeopardy. Shame, shame, on you Dr. Lufs.
The grammer police

miscorrections
08-05-2009, 01:24 PM
In Spanish that's correct, though.

miscorrections
08-05-2009, 01:25 PM
P.S. Grammar. Unless you're referring to The (Kelsey) Grammer Police.

canexplain
08-05-2009, 01:31 PM
I will try this again. This sounds like an interesting broadcast tonight free on iclips. cr****


http://www.iclips.net/crownofthorns.php



BTW, Kornnna, that's was pretty funny what you said but I did that on purpose just for you. :)

captncrzy
08-05-2009, 01:36 PM
Now Tomazzzzzz. I read just yesterday that Arizona is in the top three states that will have the hardest time coming out of the recession and housing slump. I am sorry for you and your neighbors but maybe that is the reason you seem down on everything a lot.

Tom was a cranky pants before the recession.

Your theory fails.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/30/failsign.jpg

TomAz
08-05-2009, 01:48 PM
People tell me all the time how they wish they could do some of the things I do and have done and would love my life.

People like all sorts of stupid shit.

canexplain
08-05-2009, 02:09 PM
People like all sorts of stupid shit.

But Tom, aren’t you glad that this came up to liven up the board a bit? Because Coachella is over, the board has been a bit slow. You also got a zing, so it’s all good. Cr****

canexplain
08-05-2009, 02:37 PM
This post is for you TomAz ...... Cr****

Meanwhile, I suppose that the real legacy of the Woodstock Nation is felt in the battles to create an American health care system, to end the nation's various wars and to save the lives and communities devastated by the finance industry swindles and 40 years of benign governmental neglect. None of those has a guaranteed draw, either. That is what happens, it seems, after an attempt to organize a social transformation based around a group of people who are all for it-as long as it doesn't inconvenience them or keeps them too stoned to notice.

Hannahrain
08-05-2009, 02:41 PM
fuck i misspelled a word on this perfect board. Guess I need more schoolin .... cr****

This is ridiculous. I would have said the same goddamn thing if Tom or Corinna had been the one who said what you said. The difference is that they would have laughed. I'm sorry you feel victimized. If you're too sensitive to read the criticism that a poorly written post always brings, maybe it's time to start proofreading. Stop playing the martyr. Nobody sought you out and targeted you.

amyzzz
08-05-2009, 02:46 PM
I think I just threaded some of my hair through my pierced ear hole by mistake. WTF??

miscorrections
08-05-2009, 02:47 PM
I just realized that The Kelsey Grammer Police would be a good band name. I can't believe it took me so long.



Dibs.

canexplain
08-05-2009, 03:01 PM
This is ridiculous. I would have said the same goddamn thing if Tom or Corinna had been the one who said what you said. The difference is that they would have laughed. I'm sorry you feel victimized. If you're too sensitive to read the criticism that a poorly written post always brings, maybe it's time to start proofreading. Stop playing the martyr. Nobody sought you out and targeted you.

Hanna, lighten up gal. It is always the same bunch so what was said doesn't really bother me or make me mad. I just consider the sources. What you guys called me the last time did bother me, but correcting my posts or in general, hey you are stupid, life is too short for that to even rile me a little. Day-to-day, you are not clever or smart enough to do that. I am just bored at work. CR****

canexplain
08-05-2009, 04:35 PM
Hanna, Hanna, come out and play. We can either hash this out and see what's up or we can say "Fuck this, it is a message board", and be done with it. It is up to you. You are the "ring leader" and corrections follows you like a little sheep, so this is between you and I. cr****

PotVsKtl
08-05-2009, 04:37 PM
Boring.

canexplain
08-05-2009, 04:44 PM
Boring.

You are right and that is why I just want to end it, but you know how people are: they can't let it go for whatever reason. I am being a bit like that, but whatever she says, I will go with ..... cr****

amyzzz
08-05-2009, 04:44 PM
I hate it when y'all push Ron's buttons until he's creepy.

canexplain
08-05-2009, 04:48 PM
I hate it when y'all push Ron's buttons until he's creepy.

Sorry ammyzzz. You are right in that I don't let people push me around. I am "peace to the world", but in general, don't fuck with me ...... just sayin .. cr****

And thanks for coming back, we all like you. Did you see I am trying to do the whole grammer thing? cr*****

crazzz2007
08-05-2009, 04:50 PM
this board gets more retarded by the day.

hannah, tomazzzzzz, tommyboy, et al . . .

how fuking retarded are you people? it doesn't take rocket science to figure out ron meant free OR $5.

it also doesn't take rocket science to figure out that no matter how many times you bitch, ron is going to continue to type the way ron always types. it makes no sense to bring this issue up over and over again. it's really hilarious how you allow something so ridiculous to get under your skin. again, i say....fuking retards.

Stefinitely Maybe
08-05-2009, 04:53 PM
I just realized that The Kelsey Grammer Police would be a good band name. I can't believe it took me so long.

Dibs.

Not as good as a Christian rock band named "Thou Art Garfunkel".

amyzzz
08-05-2009, 04:54 PM
I just take Ron for his entertainment value, like I said. My reading comprehension is so bad normally that when you add the cr**** factor to it, there's no way I'm going to figure out what the fuck is going on.

canexplain
08-05-2009, 05:02 PM
OK, so I lol'ed (is that OK to use?) at crazzzz. Yea retarded might be giving the whole topic more then it deserves for sure. cr****

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
08-05-2009, 05:05 PM
You better watch out Dr. or you will be next.

next to get a cupcake?!?!?!? yes please! :)



que hora es


what time is

That is not a complete sentence, blah blah blah blah blah


In Spanish that's correct, though.

pwned

canexplain
08-05-2009, 05:24 PM
OK, so I am being serious. I know we speak somewhat differently all over the world, and living in Japan, and Europe, I think I was lucky to get a glimpse of how languages are different, but if you said that, what was the question for the answer of the question asked. Is the question asked "What Time Is It" ...???? confused in Denver ... Cr****

RotationSlimWang
08-05-2009, 05:36 PM
Hanna, Hanna, come out and play. We can either hash this out and see what's up or we can say "Fuck this, it is a message board", and be done with it. It is up to you. You are the "ring leader" and corrections follows you like a little sheep, so this is between you and I. cr****

I like that Ron misspells her name even though it's in her handle.

RotationSlimWang
08-05-2009, 05:37 PM
Incidentally, he thinks his board name reads cantexplain, which makes a lot of sense.

Still-ill
08-05-2009, 05:44 PM
The Board is chock-full of interesting little squibbles and fights today.

http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/civil-war-soldiers1.jpg

MissingPerson
08-05-2009, 05:51 PM
Are both of those dudes Chuck Norris?

Still-ill
08-05-2009, 05:52 PM
Yes, because apparently Chuck Norris represents America. America fighting itself=Chuck Norris fighting himself

canexplain
08-05-2009, 06:06 PM
Incidentally, he thinks his board name reads cantexplain, which makes a lot of sense.

No Randy, I have always said that my name could only be 10 symbols long "in the day", and cantexplain is 11. Thus canexplain has always been the name. I do use the short canx, when I am doing third person. cr****

RotationSlimWang
08-05-2009, 06:09 PM
... what kind of fucking sense does canx make?

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
08-05-2009, 08:09 PM
OK, so I am being serious. I know we speak somewhat differently all over the world, and living in Japan, and Europe, I think I was lucky to get a glimpse of how languages are different, but if you said that, what was the question for the answer of the question asked. Is the question asked "What Time Is It" ...???? confused in Denver ... Cr****

que hora es = what time is it.

ˇViva la Revolución!

canexplain
08-05-2009, 11:15 PM
que hora es = what time is it.

ˇViva la Revolución!

Thanks. cr****

Courtney
08-06-2009, 12:05 AM
http://kgmb9.com/ben/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/022741W5_NL_sm1-300x239.gif

Awesome.

sonofhal
08-06-2009, 12:15 AM
Do you have a kite? Perfect weather.

Courtney
08-06-2009, 12:17 AM
I was thinking a surfboard. But maybe I will try flying a kite while ON my surfboard.

BROKENDOLL
08-06-2009, 01:12 AM
this board gets more retarded by the day.
how fuking retarded are you people? it doesn't take rocket science to figure out ron meant free OR $5.
it also doesn't take rocket science to figure out that no matter how many times you bitch, ron is going to continue to type the way ron always types. it makes no sense to bring this issue up over and over again. it's really hilarious how you allow something so ridiculous to get under your skin. again, i say....fuking retards.
I see there is a really fine line between rocket science and being a fuking retard...

No Randy, I have always said that my name could only be 10 symbols long "in the day", and cantexplain is 11. Thus canexplain has always been the name. I do use the short canx, when I am doing third person. cr****
Okay, I'm confused...Your name can only be 10 symbols long in what day, Ron? If you cantexplain, I'll understand and just ask your third person for the answer, how's that?

OK, so I am being serious. I know we speak somewhat differently all over the world, and living in Japan, and Europe, I think I was lucky to get a glimpse of how languages are different, but if you said that, what was the question for the answer of the question asked. Is the question asked "What Time Is It" ...???? confused in Denver ... Cr****
Thanx, canx, now I'm either really fucking confused, or fuking retarded!


I was thinking a surfboard. But maybe I will try flying a kite while ON my surfboard.
Whew, leave it to Courtney to bring sense back into the thread! :thu

sonofhal
08-06-2009, 02:15 AM
Dodgy music video featuring dodgy board member.

PmdBPsXVr1E

canexplain
08-06-2009, 05:31 AM
BD, in 1996 or so on AOL and the net, your screen name could only be 10 symbols long. Now you can see they can be a lot longer (maybe 16) on most sites I think. Take MissingPerson for instance (please take her :): Her screen name is 13 symbols long. That is all I was trying to convey. Cr****

marooko
08-06-2009, 08:15 AM
http://kgmb9.com/ben/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/022741W5_NL_sm1-300x239.gif

Awesome.

good luck with that. i mean it. but i also mean to sound like i dont. but i really do mean it. hope its not too bad for you guys.

marooko
08-06-2009, 08:38 AM
FUCK YEAH!! Just got my Castle Creations 9000kv motor and aluminum Integy gearbox. blue anodized.


http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9818/castleintegy.jpg

look at that beautiful emerald green. fuck yeah.

BROKENDOLL
08-06-2009, 08:41 AM
BD, in 1996 or so on AOL and the net, your screen name could only be 10 symbols long. Now you can see they can be a lot longer (maybe 16) on most sites I think. Take MissingPerson for instance (please take her :): Her screen name is 13 symbols long. That is all I was trying to convey. Cr****
Shit, back in 1996 I had a life with places to go, people to see, and shit to do. A screen name was the least of my needs, Ron. Now, 13 years, (not symbols) later, it's back-asswards. Coincidence, or not? Oh, and one more question...This third person, "canx" that you mentioned...Does he give a rat's ass about grammar n' shit?

canexplain
08-06-2009, 08:53 AM
Shit, back in 1996 I had a life with places to go, people to see, and shit to do. A screen name was the least of my needs, Ron. Now, 13 years, (not symbols) later, it's back-asswards. Coincidence, or not? Oh, and one more question...This third person, "canx" that you mentioned...Does he give a rat's ass about grammar n' shit?


canx is my alter ego and he doesnt give a fuck about grammmmmar or spell stuff ....... But alas, CR****, is turning over a new leaf. Well I might :)

canexplain
08-06-2009, 09:38 AM
I just read on Drudge that Twitter and Facebook are having a DOS. I could get to Facebook but I don't Tweet. Does anyone here use Twitter? I would like to see how big of a deal it is if in fact Twitter is down. Cr****

canexplain
08-06-2009, 09:45 AM
No comment. Cr****

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/baby-1.jpg


A Spanish toymaker known as Berjuan has developed a breast-feeding doll that comes with a special halter top its young "mothers" wear as they pretend to breast-feed their "babies." The halter top has daisies that cover the little girls’ nipples and come undone just as easily as the flaps of a nursing bra would.
The doll — called Bebe Gloton, which translates as “gluttonous baby” — makes sucking noises as it "feeds."

MissingPerson
08-06-2009, 10:22 AM
Fuck off, you shitty, shitty day.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh.

canexplain
08-06-2009, 10:32 AM
Fuck off, you shitty, shitty day.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh.

Oh cheer up C, it is just one more day till Friday. cr****

BROKENDOLL
08-06-2009, 10:40 AM
canx is my alter ego and he doesnt give a fuck about grammmmmar or spell stuff ....... But alas, CR****, is turning over a new leaf. Well I might :)
Ha,ha,ha! And Ron, just "leaf" things the way they are about you and your little alter ego, canx! You're awesome just the way you are, whether or not your grammar sucks! :pulse:thu

TomAz
08-06-2009, 11:38 AM
But Tom, aren’t you glad that this came up to liven up the board a bit? Because Coachella is over, the board has been a bit slow. You also got a zing, so it’s all good. Cr****

Ron, I'm confused. Are you trying to pick a fight with me? I mean if you are, that's fine, but sometimes the meaning gets a little muddled with you.

TomAz
08-06-2009, 11:40 AM
this board gets more retarded by the day.

hannah, tomazzzzzz, tommyboy, et al . . .

how fuking retarded are you people? it doesn't take rocket science to figure out ron meant free OR $5.

it also doesn't take rocket science to figure out that no matter how many times you bitch, ron is going to continue to type the way ron always types. it makes no sense to bring this issue up over and over again. it's really hilarious how you allow something so ridiculous to get under your skin. again, i say....fuking retards.

the fact that you are too dimwitted to even pick up on what is going on here makes the 'retard' comment all the more telling.

canexplain
08-06-2009, 11:44 AM
Ron, I'm confused. Are you trying to pick a fight with me? I mean if you are, that's fine, but sometimes the meaning gets a little muddled with you.

No not at all Tom. I was just saying you seem to be grouchy lately and maybe it was the economy. cr****

Suffacated
08-06-2009, 01:16 PM
You're awesome just the way you are, whether or not your grammar sucks! :pulse:thu

Not nearly as bad as my suckie grammar........
Is suckie a word?

Geno_g
08-06-2009, 01:20 PM
What a weird day, I woke up and it was raining, in August in California, WTF. Then the sun comes out and it's hot, weird weather...

SoulDischarge
08-06-2009, 01:21 PM
You stole our summer. Give it back.

Suffacated
08-06-2009, 01:23 PM
Earthquake weather..

BROKENDOLL
08-06-2009, 01:51 PM
Not nearly as bad as my suckie grammar........
Is suckie a word?
:winkiss Only if you're lucky...

BROKENDOLL
08-06-2009, 01:57 PM
You stole our summer. Give it back.
Guilty or not, here, you can take some of ours! Seriously, the Weather people get all excited because it's ONLY gonna be 103 instead of 115*!!! Woo-hoo, I'll donate another 10* just to see them get all jacked up with excitement!

canexplain
08-06-2009, 02:45 PM
:winkiss Only if you're lucky...

Chuckle, chuckle. cr****

TomAz
08-06-2009, 03:24 PM
No not at all Tom. I was just saying you seem to be grouchy lately and maybe it was the economy. cr****

Lately? I haven't been on the board in 2 weeks. yesterday was my first day back. i was jet lagged as all hell. I was back at work. I had project deadlines. You have barely glimpsed my capacity for grouchiness, believe me.

SoulDischarge
08-06-2009, 04:13 PM
:winkiss Only if you're lucky...

Jesus. You know this is a public forum, right?

chairmenmeow47
08-06-2009, 04:51 PM
YAY! my dad sent me a mother fucking telescope!!!!! i had one a few years ago, but it was a gift from my ex so i gave it back when i broke up with him since it was expensive. could never really justify buying one again, so i'm elated. especially since i finally have a place with a nice enough view to take advantage. awesome, who wants to come stargazing?

welcome back, tom! you would have loved the $2 beers at rick's movie.

Alligator Bogaloo
08-06-2009, 05:41 PM
YAY! my dad sent me a mother fucking telescope!!!!! i had one a few years ago, but it was a gift from my ex so i gave it back when i broke up with him since it was expensive. could never really justify buying one again, so i'm elated. especially since i finally have a place with a nice enough view to take advantage. awesome, who wants to come stargazing?

welcome back, tom! you would have loved the $2 beers at rick's movie.

stargazing, is that what you call spying on neighbors with your telescope. Just don't break your leg and end up in a wheelchair trying to find out what happened to the neighbors wife. And yes I want to come stargazing. We can also discuss the finer points of The Wire.

http://coachella.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=121&pictureid=1049

tessalasset
08-07-2009, 02:54 AM
this is a real craigslist job opening (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/tfr/1307206438.html)

sonofhal
08-07-2009, 03:08 AM
Not ghetto as a job requirement? Damn. That's me out of the running.

MissingPerson
08-07-2009, 04:59 AM
I think you mean Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum.

canexplain
08-07-2009, 07:22 AM
This is the weirdest thing I have read today. If you click on the link and read the article, it says that the DOS attracts yesterday with Twitter and Facebook might have been aimed at just one person with an account. It is pretty creepy to think that there are people out there that will bring down whole sites just to get to someone. Cr****

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/08/07/russia.georgia.twitter.attack/index.html

Young blood
08-07-2009, 07:24 AM
sexy DOS attacks.

marooko
08-07-2009, 07:27 AM
WOW!!

Qualifications:

- You attend trendy, upscale, exclusive Hollywood clubs more than twice a week
- You see yourself as the social director of your friends
- The people you know are able and wanting to spend money on bottles, tables, exclusive VIP entry, and red carpet events
- You AND the people you know are ATTRACTIVE; this means Chic, Sophisticated, Witty, Bright, Talented, Motivated, Articulate, and Professional (not ghetto)
- Must be 21+
- Must be able to bring at least 15 upscale and attractive people per event
- Must live in and be very familiar with Los Angeles/Hollywood scene - this means you did NOT just move here

marooko
08-07-2009, 07:28 AM
DoS

canexplain
08-07-2009, 07:59 AM
DoS

DoS or DOS, denial-of-service: I have always wondered why it is that we capitalize a lot of acronyms but when we spell it out, we use all lower case. cr****

marooko
08-07-2009, 08:02 AM
DOS - Disk Operating System

DoS - Denial of Service

Alchemy
08-07-2009, 08:32 AM
WOW!!

Qualifications:

- You attend trendy, upscale, exclusive Hollywood clubs more than twice a week
- You see yourself as the social director of your friends
- The people you know are able and wanting to spend money on bottles, tables, exclusive VIP entry, and red carpet events
- You AND the people you know are ATTRACTIVE; this means Chic, Sophisticated, Witty, Bright, Talented, Motivated, Articulate, and Professional (not ghetto)
- Must be 21+
- Must be able to bring at least 15 upscale and attractive people per event
- Must live in and be very familiar with Los Angeles/Hollywood scene - this means you did NOT just move here

Which 16 motivated, witty, bright, talented professionals have the time and desire to attend fancy clubs more than twice a week so that they can spend money on bottles, tables, and the opportunity to walk in through a special door?

...

Marooko, this is totally us. Tell our friends to keep their nights free. We found ourselves a job.

canexplain
08-07-2009, 10:08 AM
We have all heard or used the phrase “the dog ate my homework.” Lame but not as lame as this:

MARTIN COUNTY - Martin County Sheriff's detectives didn't buy it when a 48-year-old Jensen Beach man claimed that his cat was downloading child pornography on his computer.

Keith R. Griffin, of the 3600 block of Northeast Jeannette Drive, was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer, according to a news release.

Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard.

When he returned, there would be strange material downloaded, the release states.

Griffin was being held in the Martin County Jail in lieu of $250,000 bail.

SoulDischarge
08-07-2009, 10:14 AM
this is a real craigslist job opening (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/tfr/1307206438.html)

If anyone ever wonders why people hate LA, this is a good starting point towards figuring it out.

wmgaretjax
08-07-2009, 10:17 AM
If anyone ever wonders why people hate LA, this is a good starting point towards figuring it out.

I love the (not ghetto) bit.

marooko
08-07-2009, 10:22 AM
Considering the entire ad sounds high class ghetto, it's fucking hilarious.

Courtney
08-07-2009, 10:24 AM
I wonder what a job like that pays.

marooko
08-07-2009, 10:26 AM
I wonder what it costs.

justinaqui
08-07-2009, 10:50 AM
Having never lived in LA, I can only assume its a hilarious joke.

*Flagged for Best Of *

locachica73
08-07-2009, 10:52 AM
So I got a call yesterday for an interview. The lady tells me that I was referred to them by someone and it is an HR job for a world wide company blah blah. I was pretty excited about it. I get there and it took me about 15 minutes before I realized it was some pyramid scheme sales type thing. I am suppose to pay them $500 to start then get my friends to pay me $500 to be under me in the fucking pyramid and then sell thier shit. Then he says... "so between 1 and 5, 1 being very interested and 5 being you want to kick me in the face, where would you say you are?" I told him I was at a 3, I need a damn job, not a fucking scham.

amyzzz
08-07-2009, 11:01 AM
I paid $40 to get a job selling AC units once. I didn't even stay to take the damn job.

bmack86
08-07-2009, 11:04 AM
That events job is open because I had to quit to go back to school.

locachica73
08-07-2009, 11:04 AM
The fucked up part is I am working this temp job right now for my friend, they needed someone to come in and do their accounting and train someone on their software since their accountant died. I am making consultants fee to do it and that interview cost me about $60. Fuckers.

SoulDischarge
08-07-2009, 11:04 AM
To all the other fat kids on here, what are some good websites for cool plus sized t-shirts that don't say stupid shit like "BIG DADDY" on them?

locachica73
08-07-2009, 11:07 AM
To all the other fat kids on here, what are some good websites for cool plus sized t-shirts that don't say stupid shit like "BIG DADDY" on them?

http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/mens-clothing

Still-ill
08-07-2009, 11:10 AM
lulz at how many anti-obama tshirts there are. People love their money.

Mr. Dylanja
08-07-2009, 12:24 PM
I want to get:

Out of work > out of dodge > out of my mind :D

locachica73
08-07-2009, 12:26 PM
Just call the rest of the day off due to lack of interest. :)

Still-ill
08-08-2009, 02:46 PM
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