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CalmerThanYou
12-16-2008, 09:19 AM
That's some good PR.

I have a Chipotle right around the corner from my house. Unfortunately I'm not a very good Mexican. I don't really like Mexican food. It's too heavy.

if you took a look at the nutrition facts for chipotle, you would be very happy with yourself for not eating there.

most of the burritos have in excess of 50+ grams of fat, some many more.

that's NOT ok.

allyjoy
12-16-2008, 09:39 AM
Calmer, who cares... just don't eat there every day... the burritos are delicious!

locachica73
12-16-2008, 09:45 AM
Their burritos are too large though, which is why I stick with the bowl instead. That way I can eat half and take the rest home for lunch and/or dinner. You can't reheat a burrito, they get soggy.

Hopeless Semantic
12-16-2008, 09:51 AM
Their burritos are too large though, which is why I stick with the bowl instead. That way I can eat half and take the rest home for lunch and/or dinner. You can't reheat a burrito, they get soggy.

Thanks for the compliment...on my burrito ;)

locachica73
12-16-2008, 09:52 AM
I just hope your burrito never gets soggy... ;)

amyzzz
12-16-2008, 10:03 AM
I've only eaten there once--I don't like burritos a whole lot.

allyjoy
12-16-2008, 10:06 AM
I am not surprised one bit, Amy.

anti-square
12-16-2008, 10:07 AM
If I really wanted to, I'd change your mind.

locachica73
12-16-2008, 10:08 AM
I am not surprised one bit, Amy.

I am saddened by the fact I didn't get a drunk dial from Vegas. :(

allyjoy
12-16-2008, 10:12 AM
I'm sad I didn't get drunk in Vegas :(

amyzzz
12-16-2008, 10:14 AM
I'm lost.

locachica73
12-16-2008, 10:14 AM
WHAT????!!! How do you not get drunk in Vegas? Oh and when are you coming to AZ for girls day/night? I need something to look forward to damnit.

fatbastard
12-16-2008, 10:19 AM
Vegas needs a toll road or airport check point where everyone is required to take a shot before entering. No one should ever be sober there.

locachica73
12-16-2008, 10:20 AM
That is why you fly in, drink on the plane, then grab some beers in the airport so you can drink them while waiting for luggage/cab. Then grab a drink at the hotel prior to checking in. It is all about buzz maintenance.

allyjoy
12-16-2008, 10:24 AM
WHAT????!!! How do you not get drunk in Vegas? Oh and when are you coming to AZ for girls day/night? I need something to look forward to damnit.

I wasn't sober. I just wasn't drunk. I did try to get at least a decent buzz on Sunday, but the liquor didn't take. :(

As for AZ. Maybe I can work something out in Jan... are there any 3 day weekends? You guys don't celebrate MLK Day (a travesty!) so we'll have to work something else out. :D

amyzzz
12-16-2008, 10:25 AM
Ally, the state does celebrate MLK day, just most of us don't get it off anyway.

locachica73
12-16-2008, 10:27 AM
I don't get any 3 day weekends in January but for some dumbass reason they gave us presidents day off so that could be a plan? If not I should have some PTO by then.

And we do have MLK day as a holiday, banks and government agencies are closed now. But it is an optional holiday so some companies don't offer it. Yes it does suck though.

allyjoy
12-16-2008, 10:30 AM
I wiki'd it... you do, but you guys fought it. I take back the (travesty!)

locachica73
12-16-2008, 10:35 AM
I believe that was back in '89 or somewhere around then. Janet Jackson cancelled her tour dates because of it, as well as several other people. In Oregon it is a mandatory holiday.

allyjoy
12-16-2008, 10:37 AM
NFL boycotted in '90... there were songs written about it. McCain was a proponent against King Day... yadda yadda yadda.

amyzzz
12-16-2008, 10:39 AM
Believe me, I know about it. I remember our (later ousted) governor Ev Mecham being very against it, I remember my parents being against it, and I remember being very uncomfortable at some church youth group meeting because everyone there was for it, but I knew my parents were against it (my parents wanted a Civil Rights Day, not an MLK day because they didn't like his character or something). I think I was about 15.

allyjoy
12-16-2008, 10:40 AM
MLK was a whore, but he was a god damn patriot.

amyzzz
12-16-2008, 10:46 AM
Yeah, I know.

fatbastard
12-16-2008, 10:49 AM
Obama likes Chipolte.

allyjoy
12-16-2008, 11:48 AM
Yeah, I know.

I didn't think you didn't know. I just like calling him a whore. :)

TomAz
12-16-2008, 12:51 PM
If this means one less of you, I'm all for it.

twoheadedboy
12-16-2008, 01:04 PM
If this means one less of you, I'm all for it.


sucks for you, i don't eat it

TomAz
12-16-2008, 01:08 PM
I think I've just been schooled.

twoheadedboy
12-16-2008, 01:09 PM
oh, but i think you have!

amyzzz
12-16-2008, 01:10 PM
*sigh*

TomAz
12-16-2008, 01:13 PM
really amy? is it that bad?

amyzzz
12-16-2008, 01:16 PM
The board sucks ass today.

locachica73
12-16-2008, 01:17 PM
*hugs all around*

twoheadedboy
12-16-2008, 01:17 PM
has there already been a discussion regarding kanye west's new album?

amyzzz
12-16-2008, 01:19 PM
maybe in the music forum

locachica73
12-17-2008, 07:11 AM
I am at work, I have not been to bed. I have been awake for 27 hours straight and have a full day of work ahead of me. WTF was I thinking.

TomAz
12-17-2008, 07:32 AM
you weren't

locachica73
12-17-2008, 07:34 AM
good point. whoever mentioned strip club should be shot.

Hopeless Semantic
12-17-2008, 08:07 AM
strip club

locachica73
12-17-2008, 08:11 AM
bang!

Hopeless Semantic
12-17-2008, 08:12 AM
just like your suns, loca, you missed! ;)

locachica73
12-17-2008, 08:17 AM
apparently our aim is off, come closer, i need a better target. ;)

comiddle
12-17-2008, 12:21 PM
I snooped. Well, sort of. See, it was an accident. I was placing a bag full of goods under my side of the bed thinking she'd never look there. I went to the other side (her side) and there it was. A shiny quarter, right there on the floor. I bent down to pick it up and saw it. My gift.

I thought to myself "What is she, an idiot? Who hides Christmas gifts under the bed?" and looked around quickly to see if anyone was watching. Of course there wasn't anybody. I was home alone.

I didn't want to look. I really thought I should just leave it alone and be surprised on that wonderful giftmas morning. I couldn't though. I'm too weak. I laid down on my stomach and reached under the bed. I tried my best not to disturb the packaging. Stretched the bags out to read the boxes hidden inside.

I feel guilty. But so stoked that she knows me so well.

Needless to say, I moved her gift. Only an idiot hides stuff under the bed.

BROKENDOLL
12-17-2008, 12:32 PM
I am at work, I have not been to bed. I have been awake for 27 hours straight and have a full day of work ahead of me. WTF was I thinking. I wanna know what drug you were doing, young lady!


I snooped. Well, sort of. See, it was an accident. I was placing a bag full of goods under my side of the bed thinking she'd never look there. I went to the other side (her side) and there it was. A shiny quarter, right there on the floor. I bent down to pick it up and saw it. My gift.

I thought to myself "What is she, an idiot? Who hides Christmas gifts under the bed?" and looked around quickly to see if anyone was watching. Of course there wasn't anybody. I was home alone.

I didn't want to look. I really thought I should just leave it alone and be surprised on that wonderful giftmas morning. I couldn't though. I'm too weak. I laid down on my stomach and reached under the bed. I tried my best not to disturb the packaging. Stretched the bags out to read the boxes hidden inside.

I feel guilty. But so stoked that she knows me so well.

Needless to say, I moved her gift. Only an idiot hides stuff under the bed. You're harboring all this guilt over a quarter?

CalmerThanYou
12-17-2008, 03:21 PM
are you making christmas dinner for the fam?

twoheadedboy
12-17-2008, 03:24 PM
i am! planning on making some spaghettiz and some cookiez and some grapez and cheese will be involved!

allyjoy
12-17-2008, 03:24 PM
I am highly jealous

twoheadedboy
12-17-2008, 03:26 PM
you can have some play-doh too. i have enough to hunker down for the apocalypse!

allyjoy
12-17-2008, 03:27 PM
sweet!

MissingPerson
12-17-2008, 04:13 PM
Play-Doh, like Lego, is just fucking solid joy. Well, semi-solid. It's joy, anyway. God, I love joy.

Ironic then, that the two should never meet.

Cpt. Funkaho
12-18-2008, 02:29 AM
Brace yourselves, the shoe spammer has returned.


Can anyone tell me why the only spam the board ever appears to get comes in the form of shoe and handbag ads? Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful that that's all it is, but it just seems like a weird board to target if you're hawking knockoff Air Force Ones and Coach purses.

coldstart
12-18-2008, 02:53 AM
There was a bunch of World of Warcraft spam last night.

locachica73
12-18-2008, 06:13 AM
I wanna know what drug you were doing, young lady!

Red Bull and Vodka.... :p

sydaud
12-18-2008, 06:22 AM
I scored a perfect game on NTN Trivia at the bar the other night. 10,000 pts, #1 ranking in the nation. I received a free Captain & Diet for my troubles.

I am now going to retire from my current job because there's really nothing left for me to achieve.

BROKENDOLL
12-18-2008, 06:39 AM
you can have some play-doh too. i have enough to hunker down for the apocalypse!

Play-Doh, like Lego, is just fucking solid joy. Well, semi-solid. It's joy, anyway. God, I love joy.

Ironic then, that the two should never meet.But, there's hope that they can since she's willing to share...It's not like she said, "Lego of my Play-doh," or anything. (Okay, go ahead...Tell me how retarded that was! :))


Red Bull and Vodka.... :p Ahhh, I tried that once. Nothing like trying to bounce off walls and missing!:rolleyes

locachica73
12-18-2008, 06:46 AM
OK so they finally gave me a loaner computer while they sent mine to Dell to get fixed. The loaner belongs to some guy that got laid off. He left all his music on here and I have been looking through his iTunes playlist. I have never met the guy but guessing from the AC/DC, Eminem, Alabama and other music on here I am getting a very clear image of what he looks like. He has quite the odd taste in music though, everything from gangsta rap, country, angry white boy head banger music, big hair 80's bands and a little alternative rock thrown in for good measure.

And BD, yes it is not a good plan, I wouldn't recommend Red Bull & Vodka, the crash is rough.

allyjoy
12-18-2008, 06:51 AM
Glad you're able to join us again, loca!

locachica73
12-18-2008, 07:00 AM
I have missed the nightly chats but with my battery dieing so quickly I have had to conserve. :(

CalmerThanYou
12-18-2008, 08:41 AM
I scored a perfect game on NTN Trivia at the bar the other night. 10,000 pts, #1 ranking in the nation. I received a free Captain & Diet for my troubles.

I am now going to retire from my current job because there's really nothing left for me to achieve.

PhotoHunt FTW at Bars

leo01g
12-18-2008, 09:08 AM
i bought myself a new phone. \ i go to verizon and ask if i can see the plans and they say ok. they ask what kind of phone i was looking for and of course i said the blackberry storm just for laughs. The guy says "we have one in stock", an hour later i have a storm.

sydaud
12-18-2008, 09:11 AM
Ah, were were in the middle of the table section. No such luck. And with Photo Hunt, one cannot achieve national domination so it's too provincial for me, ha ha.

CalmerThanYou
12-18-2008, 09:12 AM
i bought myself a new phone. \ i go to verizon and ask if i can see the plans and they say ok. they ask what kind of phone i was looking for and of course i said the blackberry storm just for laughs. The guy says "we have one in stock", an hour later i have a storm.

You got sold son.

Do you like it? I've read mixed reviews...i have the curve, and am contemplating the iphone (god damn it do i want this).

CalmerThanYou
12-18-2008, 09:13 AM
Ah, were were in the middle of the table section. No such luck. And with Photo Hunt, one cannot achieve national domination so it's too provincial for me, ha ha.

But you can achieve bar domination.

allyjoy
12-18-2008, 09:13 AM
i bought myself a new phone. \ i go to verizon and ask if i can see the plans and they say ok. they ask what kind of phone i was looking for and of course i said the blackberry storm just for laughs. The guy says "we have one in stock", an hour later i have a storm.

sucka!

Hopeless Semantic
12-18-2008, 09:15 AM
My iPhone is probably the best thing technology-wise to happen to me in a longggg time...I would seriously marry if it were a broad.

locachica73
12-18-2008, 09:22 AM
if you were a broad???

Hopeless Semantic
12-18-2008, 09:24 AM
if you were a broad???

So you caught me slipping, Loca. Enjoy it. Embrace it. Make a holiday out of it--because it'll be the last one you catch for at least a day or so. ;)

locachica73
12-18-2008, 09:25 AM
do you call your significant other "the old lady" by any chance. If so I am coming to Cali to kick your ass. :)

Hopeless Semantic
12-18-2008, 09:29 AM
do you call your significant other "the old lady" by any chance. If so I am coming to Cali to kick your ass. :)

No...I call them by Hey um, what's your name again? Oh yes, can you please shut the door.

locachica73
12-18-2008, 09:31 AM
Better than Babe.

CalmerThanYou
12-18-2008, 09:42 AM
Hey babe

PotVsKtl
12-18-2008, 09:58 AM
http://bushbash.flashgressive.de/

locachica73
12-18-2008, 10:00 AM
Hey babe

My ex use to call me Babe, come to find out it was so that he wouldn't get my name confused with his other girlfriends.

CalmerThanYou
12-18-2008, 10:02 AM
sounds smart to me

locachica73
12-18-2008, 10:06 AM
Well I do it now that I am "dating" for the same reasons. :p

CalmerThanYou
12-18-2008, 10:07 AM
you a dirty girl, you a dirty girl
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb296/krazykracker79/BobbyLightBlackLavender.jpg

Hopeless Semantic
12-18-2008, 10:08 AM
I hate this whole dating thing--it gets in the way of what's really important...and that's gettin' the goods.

CalmerThanYou
12-18-2008, 10:09 AM
casual unattached fucking ftw

Hopeless Semantic
12-18-2008, 10:11 AM
casual unattached fucking ftw

Exactly. No worrying about crazy ex's with bolo knives or a fatal attractee boiling your pet rabbit, Mr. Snuggles, getting in your way of external penis satisfactionary joy release.

locachica73
12-18-2008, 10:12 AM
I have come to the conclusion that I will just date for the next 5 years. I have never lived alone, have always had my kids/husband/boyfriend/brother/roommate living in my house. The last thing I want is for my kids to finally turn 18 and get the hell out and then end up with some dude living in my house. So I agree CTY.

CalmerThanYou
12-18-2008, 10:12 AM
Well...i typically like to incorporate bolo knives and boiled rabbits into my casual sex....so...

CalmerThanYou
12-18-2008, 10:12 AM
I have come to the conclusion that I will just date for the next 5 years. I have never lived alone, have always had my kids/husband/boyfriend/brother/roommate living in my house. The last thing I want is for my kids to finally turn 18 and get the hell out and then end up with some dude living in my house. So I agree CTY.

craigslist.com/casualencounters

locachica73
12-18-2008, 10:12 AM
Freak

Hopeless Semantic
12-18-2008, 10:14 AM
Well...i typically like to incorporate bolo knives and boiled rabbits into my casual sex....so...

I find rabbit tough and gamey, so I'd prefer my psycho sex friend to not cook anything in the first place. Bolo knives, well, I may have to indoctrine myself into the whimsical world of slice-n-dice fornication.

locachica73
12-18-2008, 10:16 AM
cooking for a guy = relationship.... bunny included.

CalmerThanYou
12-18-2008, 10:17 AM
i just had a girl cook dinner for me, then we had casual sex. no relationship

Hopeless Semantic
12-18-2008, 10:18 AM
cooking for a guy = relationship.... bunny included.

Not necessarily true, loca. Some of us--instead of smoking--prefer a hot pocket after intercourse. That's definitely not culinary prowess, so yer wrong. ;)

allyjoy
12-18-2008, 10:19 AM
does she know it's casual?

CalmerThanYou
12-18-2008, 10:20 AM
yes, she's great. i cook for her sometimes too

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20081218/capt.af2fd510896c42979d772817769ddb03.greece_prote sts_xts121.jpg?x=400&y=267&q=85&sig=sU8fs_dbRdn6nEq8BPW1Rg--

allyjoy
12-18-2008, 10:22 AM
this sounds like the beginning of a relationship...

CalmerThanYou
12-18-2008, 10:23 AM
shes a nurse that works nights most weekends, that could never blossom into anything more

allyjoy
12-18-2008, 10:25 AM
or it could be the perfect opportunity to maintain your current lifestyle & have guaranteed poon. just sayin'

Hopeless Semantic
12-18-2008, 10:26 AM
Next thing you know--Calmer is doing the stripper and doing keg stands as his Frat brothers cheer him on during his bachelor party.


You do know, Calmer, nurses are going to be the only ones making money in the near future, right? Better catch that gravy train before someone else does.

CalmerThanYou
12-18-2008, 10:27 AM
nurses are fucking kinky, i can tell you that much.

Hopeless Semantic
12-18-2008, 10:28 AM
nurses are fucking kinky, i can tell you that much.

Oh, you're preaching to the choir--Calmer.

CalmerThanYou
12-18-2008, 10:29 AM
you're a singing nurse?

Hopeless Semantic
12-18-2008, 10:30 AM
you're a singing nurse?

No. I make nurses sing in Tagalog, Calmer.

allyjoy
12-18-2008, 10:32 AM
I get why that's funny... you should be ashamed, Paul.

Hopeless Semantic
12-18-2008, 10:36 AM
I get why that's funny... you should be ashamed, Paul.

;) That's why you and I will share a bottle of the best tequila once you finish law school...it is true though, and you know it!

allyjoy
12-18-2008, 10:41 AM
AFTER?! Can't we share mid grade during... I need something to help me get through. :pulse

PotVsKtl
12-18-2008, 10:45 AM
Could you morons jerk each other off in a chat room somewhere? Thanks.

allyjoy
12-18-2008, 11:11 AM
only if you'll join us.

Hopeless Semantic
12-18-2008, 12:14 PM
and kiss the tip before I cream pie all over your smug face :)

locachica73
12-18-2008, 12:53 PM
Microwaving a hot pocket does not equal cooking. In fact I am pretty sure hot pockets can't even be considered food.

allyjoy
12-18-2008, 12:59 PM
You're right, it's ambrosia. Hot Pockets = fast food of the Gods

locachica73
12-18-2008, 01:00 PM
The last hot pocket package I seen said "Now with real cheese"... WTF was in it before? And what they pass off as pepperoni does not actually look like real meat.

psychic friend
12-18-2008, 04:06 PM
http://manbabies.com/

CalmerThanYou
12-18-2008, 04:16 PM
god damn it that site is so great

http://manbabies.com/images/253.jpg

stinkbutt
12-18-2008, 04:19 PM
my favorite

<p><a href="http://manbabies.com/content/242"><img alt="ManBabies.com - Dad?" src="http://manbabies.com/images/242.jpg" border=0></a><br />GET MORE AT <a href="http://manbabies.com">ManBabies.com</a>!<p>

<p><a href="http://manbabies.com/content/214"><img alt="ManBabies.com - Dad?" src="http://manbabies.com/images/214.jpg" border=0></a><br />GET MORE AT <a href="http://manbabies.com">ManBabies.com</a>!<p>

really creepy

<p><a href="http://manbabies.com/content/171"><img alt="ManBabies.com - Dad?" src="http://manbabies.com/images/171.jpg" border=0></a><br />GET MORE AT <a href="http://manbabies.com">ManBabies.com</a>!<p>

canexplain
12-19-2008, 09:15 AM
that lady in arkansas had her 18 damn baby yesterday ... people could say it is not any of my business, but it is because i want to live on this planet too, and overpopulation will one day be a bigger problem then it is now .... cr****

btw .... also david copperfields aid almost got his arm chopped off ... guess his stunts are kind of real ....

amyzzz
12-19-2008, 09:21 AM
Yeah, I'm starting to think there should be a 6 kids limit.

bug on your lip
12-19-2008, 09:23 AM
* insert clown car joke *

MissingPerson
12-19-2008, 09:23 AM
...

Can she still... like... walk?

CalmerThanYou
12-19-2008, 09:23 AM
tic tac down a hallway

bug on your lip
12-19-2008, 09:27 AM
throw a hot dog into a pool

canexplain
12-19-2008, 09:32 AM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/18child.jpg


sorry it is 18 in the family with mom and dad, and only 16 kids ... so, nevermind that is fine then eh .... cr****

MissingPerson
12-19-2008, 09:34 AM
Ultramullet.

sydaud
12-19-2008, 09:37 AM
I stumbled upon this show the other night. All I could think is that the dad reminded me of the dad from the movie Happiness

http://www.filmthreat.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/790.jpg

adamnikyo
12-19-2008, 09:37 AM
that lady in arkansas had her 18 damn baby yesterday ... people could say it is not any of my business, but it is because i want to live on this planet too, and overpopulation will one day be a bigger problem then it is now .... cr****

btw .... also david copperfields aid almost got his arm chopped off ... guess his stunts are kind of real ....


It is crowded. Hurry up and die already.

bug on your lip
12-19-2008, 09:41 AM
adam
i hate to be the thread police
but there is already a thread for slamming ****ron....
i don't have a link for you but try e-mailing real talk if u can't find it

xoxoxoxo
.....:::::bug

SoulDischarge
12-19-2008, 09:42 AM
http://manbabies.com/images/258.jpg

This one is a work of art.

real talk
12-19-2008, 09:53 AM
adam
i hate to be the thread police
but there is already a thread for slamming ****ron....
i don't have a link for you but try e-mailing real talk if u can't find it

xoxoxoxo
.....:::::bug

When you get old you'll be incoherant and ignorant too.

canexplain
12-19-2008, 09:54 AM
adam
i hate to be the thread police
but there is already a thread for slamming ****ron....
i don't have a link for you but try e-mailing real talk if u can't find it

xoxoxoxo
.....:::::bug

lol that cracked me up ... yea we will see how it goes, but i am not going to reply to and negative posts .... just the kind and good ones ... yikes i might never post again :) cr****

CalmerThanYou
12-19-2008, 09:56 AM
we're over the Ron hate guys, the board war was last week...

THIS WEEK IS ALL ABOUT PLUR, CHRIST, MAN BABIES, PRICE IS WRONG, AND COMPANY PARTIES!

allyjoy
12-19-2008, 09:57 AM
fuck christ.

real talk
12-19-2008, 09:57 AM
Bug is an antagonist. I'm likely to put him on ignore just so I don't have to look at his stupid e-chicken scratch.

real talk
12-19-2008, 09:58 AM
fuck christ.

Excuse me? Fuck YOU.

CalmerThanYou
12-19-2008, 09:58 AM
fuck christ.

thanks for the sig.

real talk
12-19-2008, 09:59 AM
You people don't even know what you're talking about.

BlackSwan
12-19-2008, 09:59 AM
Excuse me? Fuck YOU.

No, no, no, fuck YOU.

real talk
12-19-2008, 10:00 AM
Look, it's Blackswan again.

MissingPerson
12-19-2008, 10:01 AM
I'm a misanthropic atheist who's freaked out by the Man Babies. We don't get Price is Right here, and my company has no party.

As such Calmer, I find your post highly offensive. I'm going to have my terrible revenge on you by doing absolutely nothing, which is literally the only thing I can do over the internet.

Take that.

canexplain
12-19-2008, 10:01 AM
we're over the Ron hate guys, the board war was last week...

THIS WEEK IS ALL ABOUT PLUR, CHRIST, MAN BABIES, PRICE IS WRONG, AND COMPANY PARTIES!

we dont have company parties .... just a gift exchange and food .... i do have to admit the food was pretty good though ...not like the old days before law suits and the economy where we would party after work for hours .... sucks .... cr****

BlackSwan
12-19-2008, 10:01 AM
Look, it's Blackswan again.

No it's not. Don't be silly.

CalmerThanYou
12-19-2008, 10:01 AM
No, no, no, fuck YOU.

i dont give a fuck what you do, im gonna do my thing, and you gonna do your thing, and we gonna do our thing, so FUCK YOU

bug on your lip
12-19-2008, 10:02 AM
When you get old you'll be incoherant and ignorant too.

you mean more incoherant and ignorant

CalmerThanYou
12-19-2008, 10:02 AM
I'm a misanthropic atheist who's freaked out by the Man Babies. We don't get Price is Right here, and my company has no party.

As such Calmer, I find your post highly offensive. I'm going to have my terrible revenge on you by doing absolutely nothing, which is literally the only thing I can do over the internet.

Take that.

baby no.

real talk
12-19-2008, 10:02 AM
you mean more incoherant and ignorant

Yes, that is what I meant.

bug on your lip
12-19-2008, 10:03 AM
where's my hug?

BlackSwan
12-19-2008, 10:04 AM
i dont give a fuck what you do, im gonna do my thing, and you gonna do your thing, and we gonna do our thing, so FUCK YOU

There is no way I'm doing my thing if you are involved.

BlackSwan
12-19-2008, 10:05 AM
where's my hug?

e-hugs are creepy.

CalmerThanYou
12-19-2008, 10:12 AM
There is no way I'm doing my thing if you are involved.

oh, those are lyrics from a Kill the Noise track called Hey You.

vn9FmA4ssoU

it has almost identical lyrics to what RT, then you said.

i dont want to do my thing with you, either.

BlackSwan
12-19-2008, 10:12 AM
i dont want to do my thing with you, either.

I suck at beer pong anyways.

locachica73
12-19-2008, 10:21 AM
So my day started off pretty crappy, but then I got carded for cigerettes. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside.

CalmerThanYou
12-19-2008, 10:25 AM
he/she was lying to spread christmas joy

Hopeless Semantic
12-19-2008, 10:27 AM
So my day started off pretty crappy, but then I got carded for cigerettes. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside.

I think that's the emphysema taking root...

locachica73
12-19-2008, 10:35 AM
OK i never said it wasn't bullshit but I will take what I can get. Don't piss on my happiness. Oh and my new boss just gave me a starbucks gift card for xmas. :p double bonus.

Oh and I took second in my poker tourney last night, which in itself was cool, but some angry boy sat down and was playing angry boy poker, tossing his chips all over the table and flipping his cards like he was the shit. I took him out with 4 jacks. Damn that felt good.

Hopeless Semantic
12-19-2008, 10:38 AM
OK i never said it wasn't bullshit but I will take what I can get. Don't piss on my happiness. Oh and my new boss just gave me a starbucks gift card for xmas. :p double bonus.

Oh and I took second in my poker tourney last night, which in itself was cool, but some angry boy sat down and was playing angry boy poker, tossing his chips all over the table and flipping his cards like he was the shit. I took him out with 4 jacks. Damn that felt good.

Oh yeah? My boss gave me a Starbucks card, too. So you isn't specials! ;) I finished 3rd in my first ever hold-em tourney a couple weeks ago...

locachica73
12-19-2008, 10:40 AM
I is too special!!!! I has skillz... ;)

Mr. Dylanja
12-19-2008, 10:48 AM
I got rivered last week at Ceaser's, took 10th place, top 9 paid. FUCK POKER!

locachica73
12-19-2008, 10:50 AM
The old guy sitting next to me offered to kiss me when I took the angry boy out. I declined of course. Then the next angry guy who was made angry by the first angry guy decided to go on tilt at that point and was doing the same shit. My friend Dale, who is a very large mexican man, took out the other angry boy and the old guy said... well I did offer to kiss audra but I will just shake your hand if thats cool. It was a good night for poker.

Bug's Sister
12-19-2008, 02:38 PM
we dont have company parties .... just a gift exchange and food .... i do have to admit the food was pretty good though ...not like the old days before law suits and the economy where we would party after work for hours .... sucks .... cr****

Totally sux. I miss the days before lawsuits.

MissingPerson
12-19-2008, 03:21 PM
Video quality is shit, but just listen to the answerphone message, it's adorable.

Jdyntkz6Seo

I hope that little girl's birthday was fucking awesome.

twoheadedboy
12-19-2008, 03:41 PM
Video quality is shit, but just listen to the answerphone message, it's adorable.

Jdyntkz6Seo

I hope that little girl's birthday was fucking awesome.

that was so cute... what was the video of him doing???

MissingPerson
12-19-2008, 03:43 PM
Just walking through the crowd, getting patted on the back. It's very cute.

locachica73
12-20-2008, 07:24 AM
My brother went to work today and I am guessing he took my car keys with him. I left my phone at one of the bars I was at last night, I would go find it but can't use my car. And I left my charger for my laptop at work and I am suppose to do some work from home today and can't go pick up my charger because I have no keys. Fuck. Oh well, back to bed. :)

MissingPerson
12-20-2008, 10:30 AM
Fell asleep with CHAT open last night and woke up to lots of mildly concerned IM windows from people who'd already logged out.

Sorry all. :D

BROKENDOLL
12-20-2008, 10:42 AM
Fell asleep with CHAT open last night and woke up to lots of mildly concerned IM windows from people who'd already logged out.

Sorry all. :D I forget to log out here all the time...Makes people wonder if I sleep at all...

MissingPerson
12-20-2008, 11:32 AM
I know I've said it before, but Parenthetical Girls are fucking awesome.

Mr. Dylanja
12-20-2008, 12:24 PM
Fell asleep with CHAT open last night and woke up to lots of mildly concerned IM windows from people who'd already logged out.

Thank heavens you're okay.

sydaud
12-20-2008, 04:45 PM
Fell asleep with CHAT open last night and woke up to lots of mildly concerned IM windows from people who'd already logged out.

Sorry all. :D

I just thought you were extremely uninterested in the conversation!

MissingPerson
12-20-2008, 04:48 PM
I was, in fact, facedown on my keyboard. A condition known to Computer Science students and Dilbert fans as "Qwertyface."

MissingPerson
12-20-2008, 09:24 PM
Single of 2008 for me was

kCeZzW54a2o

Pixiessp
12-20-2008, 10:18 PM
Single of 2008 for me was

kCeZzW54a2o

I love that song so much. Sorry I missed her in April.

canexplain
12-21-2008, 02:00 PM
yikes and i thought that arkansas woman went overboard .... cr****


The first of two wifes of Feodor Vassilyev (Russian: Фёдор Васильев, 1707-1782), a peasant from Shuya, set the record for most children ever born with 69. She gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets between 1725 and 1765, in a total of 27 births. 67 of 69 children born survived infancy.[1][2]

Wheres the beef?
12-21-2008, 02:01 PM
I was, in fact, facedown on my keyboard. A condition known to Computer Science students and Dilbert fans as "Qwertyface."

Thats happened to me many a night during my WOW days.

allyjoy
12-21-2008, 02:42 PM
so... I'm staring at a sort of empty apartment that I will occupy for the next 10 days and... well... it feels kind of lonely.

Wheres the beef?
12-21-2008, 02:45 PM
so... I'm staring at a sort of empty apartment that I will occupy for the next 10 days and... well... it feels kind of lonely.

Im here/there for you...........in spirit.

allyjoy
12-21-2008, 02:49 PM
fucker... you're enjoying balmy breezes, sipping mai thais... don't give me that bullshit ;)

Dr.Nipples
12-21-2008, 04:51 PM
im about to buy a speaker cabinet that was owned and used by frank zappa
http://i725.photobucket.com/albums/ww253/russcarreiro/IMGP6109.jpg
looks awful but its cheap!

kreutz2112
12-21-2008, 04:58 PM
does it come with an "owned and used by frank zappa" authenticity certificate?

Dr.Nipples
12-21-2008, 05:06 PM
no, but its got an ICA LTD sticker w/ serial number on one of the inside panels(InterContinental Absurdities was a company owned by frank). its a carvin cabinet, and they endorsed him back in the 70's and 80's. the guy im getting it from said he acquired it from dweezil back in the early 90's.

kreutz2112
12-21-2008, 05:07 PM
really? That's way fucking cool if it is real.

Dr.Nipples
12-21-2008, 05:11 PM
im pretty sure its legit. heres the sticker.
http://i725.photobucket.com/albums/ww253/russcarreiro/IMGP6113.jpg

mountmccabe
12-21-2008, 05:13 PM
yikes and i thought that arkansas woman went overboard .... cr****


The first of two wifes of Feodor Vassilyev (Russian: Фёдор Васильев, 1707-1782), a peasant from Shuya, set the record for most children ever born with 69. She gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets between 1725 and 1765, in a total of 27 births. 67 of 69 children born survived infancy.[1][2]

The thing that boggles me most here is that Feodor Vassilyev had a second wife. Concurrent? Did he divorce/leave his first wife circa 1765 and move on?

I also kinda want to know how many grandnieces and grandnephews the child(ren) born in 1765 had that were older than them.

canexplain
12-21-2008, 05:48 PM
has anyone ever manually focused (convergence) their rear projection tv .... i have looked online and they dont have my model but gave me a bunch of ideas ..... any thoughts? it looks so bad now, it would be hard to really mess it up more besides me getting zapped .... it is an Akai rear projection 52" tv , maybe 7 years old ..... cr****

bmack86
12-21-2008, 06:50 PM
The birth thing interests me. She never had a solitary child. They were always in groups. I wonder why that is. I wonder how long she practiced to do that.

bmack86
12-21-2008, 06:50 PM
Also, he probably divorced her once the kids started just walking out. She's too expensive.

kitt kat
12-21-2008, 08:10 PM
I got paid for one day of babysitting, and it would be able to cover my Coachella ticket plus camping. Too bad I have to use it to pay off my credit card.

Courtney
12-21-2008, 08:44 PM
5000.

MeowMixer
12-21-2008, 08:52 PM
Great job!

MeowMixer
12-21-2008, 08:53 PM
Do You want a thread? I can make a thread!

MeowMixer
12-21-2008, 08:53 PM
I'll make you a thread.

MeowMixer
12-21-2008, 08:54 PM
Or not. Whichever. I can do either one.

algunz
12-21-2008, 08:54 PM
Congrats Courtney!

Meow, how drunk are you?

ivankay
12-21-2008, 08:56 PM
5000.

And that's 5000 quality posts. A rarity indeed. Congratulations Courtney.

MeowMixer
12-21-2008, 08:58 PM
Congrats Courtney!

Meow, how drunk are you?

Sober with a strange headache...

algunz
12-21-2008, 08:59 PM
Maybe you should start drinking. It might help the headache go away.

MeowMixer
12-21-2008, 09:00 PM
I don't know. I'm going to make that thread though.

Courtney
12-21-2008, 09:02 PM
Thank you all. But no thread necessary!

I am happy to be here sharing these internet hours with you fine people.

MeowMixer
12-21-2008, 09:03 PM
Thank you all. But no thread necessary!

I am happy to be here sharing these internet hours with you fine people.

Shit. I did it on accident.

Courtney
12-21-2008, 09:05 PM
Oh haha I was too slow. But thanks MeowMixer!

ivankay
12-21-2008, 09:06 PM
Damn. i participated by accident. Also did something else by accident, but my pooping is my problem.

MeowMixer
12-21-2008, 09:07 PM
Oh haha I was too slow. But thanks MeowMixer!

Don't worry. It won't happen again. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

MeowMixer
12-21-2008, 10:50 PM
I have infiltrated the thread.

amyzzz
12-22-2008, 05:43 AM
hahaha the 5000 post thing cracked me up.

shakermaker113
12-22-2008, 07:30 AM
The first of two wifes of Feodor Vassilyev (Russian: Фёдор Васильев, 1707-1782), a peasant from Shuya, set the record for most children ever born with 69. She gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets between 1725 and 1765, in a total of 27 births. 67 of 69 children born survived infancy.[1][2]

I dunno, that was before guiness world records was around. lol. that's insane. 27 births in 40 years. she spent half of her adult life pregnant. she was under 20 when she had her first and almost 60 when she had her last. she's just a baby factory. I wonder how many kids his other wife had.


The thing that boggles me most here is that Feodor Vassilyev had a second wife. Concurrent? Did he divorce/leave his first wife circa 1765 and move on?

he left her when she couldn't get pregnant any more.

locachica73
12-22-2008, 07:33 AM
My womb hurts just reading the article. Fuck That. There are not enough drugs in the world to make me have that many children.

amyzzz
12-22-2008, 07:57 AM
That can't possibly be true.

locachica73
12-22-2008, 08:42 AM
I have to go on a roadtrip to two of our projects with Eduardo one of my 3 new bosses. He kind of creeps me out a bit. He is way too pretty for a dude, I just can't trust those pretty boys.

amyzzz
12-22-2008, 08:49 AM
I have to go on a roadtrip to two of our projects with Eduardo one of my 3 new bosses. He kind of creeps me out a bit. He is way too pretty for a dude, I just can't trust those pretty boys.
That would sound sexist if you were a guy and you were talking about a female boss.

amyzzz
12-22-2008, 08:50 AM
I'm offended.


























;)

locachica73
12-22-2008, 08:52 AM
yeah well I work in construction, i get to hear sexism on a regular basis and damnit its my turn. He just seems like the kind of guy that would never get his hands dirty and spends more time to get ready then most women I know. I don't even want to know what his hair product budget is. I guess I don't spend alot of time with metrosexual men.

Bug's Sister
12-22-2008, 08:58 AM
My womb hurts just reading the article. Fuck That. There are not enough drugs in the world to make me have that many children.

Who wants to hear about yr womb? Stuff some daube in it and you won't have to worry about the babies, lol.

Bug's Sister
12-22-2008, 08:59 AM
I'm offended.


























;)

smilies r funny!!!!!!!!!

psychic friend
12-22-2008, 03:31 PM
http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

MissingPerson
12-22-2008, 03:42 PM
http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

This is fucking amazing.

Penguins FTW though.

canexplain
12-22-2008, 03:52 PM
well i guess that no one in the airplane crash here at dia got killed shows someone cares, or those people are just really fucking lucky ..... its all pretty cool me thinks .... cr****

this is a description of a bbq thermometer ... geez ....

This wireless thermometer system has a range up to 100 feet (unobstructed), and the wireless pager has a backlight for easy viewing. Both the wireless pager and the main unit can be used as stand-alone timers. The remote pager is equipped with a belt clip or stand for hands-free usage. These units are covered by a one year manufacturer warranty.

MissingPerson
12-22-2008, 05:27 PM
Uh...

Alright.

MissingPerson
12-22-2008, 07:26 PM
I fucking love my new Stylophone. It's a horrible sound, but a horrible sound I get to control. Woo Stylophone!

Suffacated
12-22-2008, 07:27 PM
well i guess that no one in the airplane crash here at dia got killed shows someone cares, or those people are just really fucking lucky ..... its all pretty cool me thinks .... cr****




Was it a airplane like this one?

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/Suffacated/Boeing.jpg

canexplain
12-22-2008, 08:01 PM
Was it a airplane like this one?

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/Suffacated/Boeing.jpg

thats funny .... cr**** wow that football game was something else ....i have to watch a movie !!!!!

allyjoy
12-22-2008, 08:11 PM
I tore a hole in my air mattress this morning and it won't mend. This is going to be a rough couple of nights. ::grumble::

algunz
12-22-2008, 08:21 PM
I burst a waterbed once . . . . once. :)

Suffacated
12-22-2008, 08:32 PM
Ok....
Tell us all about it.

canexplain
12-22-2008, 08:49 PM
I tore a hole in my air mattress this morning and it won't mend. This is going to be a rough couple of nights. ::grumble::

the first year i went to bonnaroo, i went around to all the campsites next to me and asked them if they would blow a breath into my air mattress so i could go to sleep with part of the roo community ..... a lot of people blew a breath of pot smoke into the mattress .... that seemed like a hippy, roo, sort of thing to do ... the truth was, i forgot my pump and there was no way i could blow it up by myself :) ... and the last night, it had a hole in it too, my tent looked like something out of cheech and chong ......cr****

algunz
12-22-2008, 08:50 PM
We got a bit aggressive. You're a big boy. You don't need the details.












It wasn't as exciting as it may sound, but it was sure fucking fun.

canexplain
12-22-2008, 08:52 PM
We got a bit aggressive. You're a big boy. You don't need the details.












It wasn't as exciting as it may sound, but it was sure fucking fun.

the cool thing about water bed mattress, you could put all kinds of oil on it, and it was easy to clean up :) .cr****

algunz
12-22-2008, 08:56 PM
Oil is never easy to clean up.

RotationSlimWang
12-22-2008, 09:25 PM
I busted a uterus once.

algunz
12-22-2008, 09:28 PM
Ouch!

canexplain
12-22-2008, 09:41 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7HGn0iMY5ds&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7HGn0iMY5ds&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>


freida was just on leno .... i have no words .... cr****

algunz
12-22-2008, 09:44 PM
She is beautiful.

canexplain
12-22-2008, 09:45 PM
She is beautiful.

the vid doesnt do her justice, and she was so smart and vibrant on leno .... yikes, move over jessica ...... cr****

kitt kat
12-22-2008, 09:47 PM
That's the girl from Slumdog right? She's very pretty. I envy her hair.

algunz
12-22-2008, 09:49 PM
Jessica?

kitt kat
12-22-2008, 09:53 PM
Alba?

SoulDischarge
12-22-2008, 09:59 PM
Tuna?

canexplain
12-22-2008, 10:08 PM
That's the girl from Slumdog right? She's very pretty. I envy her hair.

yea that is who it is ... and yes gunz, alba, she ranks right up there now ...do you girls in turn think the guy is cute .... i think he looks dorky but then i am a guy ..... cr****

allyjoy
12-22-2008, 10:10 PM
arrested development is quite funny

JSam67
12-22-2008, 10:42 PM
arrested development is quite funny

Favorite character: go.

Mine is a tie between Tobias and George Michael.

gmoneyak
12-22-2008, 10:44 PM
I can't believe that I've just basically watched all of Footloose tonight..

Cpt. Funkaho
12-23-2008, 04:06 AM
Ruh roh, looks like the shoe spammer is back...

Jon Blazed
12-23-2008, 05:51 AM
http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

hey, i love this.

ivankay
12-23-2008, 06:18 AM
Favorite character: go.

Mine is a tie between Tobias and George Michael.

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/quiz/11970_1213559545072_500_280.jpg

bug on your lip
12-23-2008, 06:27 AM
BANANA GRABBER!

bug on your lip
12-23-2008, 06:28 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01210/squirrel_1210083c.jpg


Purple squirrel baffles experts
A purple squirrel which appeared at a school has baffled experts who are unable to explain its colour.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3884420/Purple-squirrel-baffles-experts.html

psychic friend
12-23-2008, 08:37 AM
hey, i love this.

ya its effing hilarious.

marooko
12-23-2008, 09:02 AM
"I'm bout to molly-whop this guy."

hahahahahha

Pixiessp
12-23-2008, 09:41 AM
I busted a uterus once.

Oh really....

locachica73
12-23-2008, 11:14 AM
How do people work from home? I am trying right now and can't seem to stay focused. Not that I am that focused at work either. Ok I think I am just a slacker.

allyjoy
12-23-2008, 11:43 AM
Maybe someone can explain to me the point of having cops @ a mall to direct traffic if all they are going to do is direct potential buyers like myself away from the mall. Fucking waste of my lunch!

locachica73
12-23-2008, 11:47 AM
I have to go buy cheese for a cheese ball, my only duty other than getting my kids and brother to my sisters house. And I don't want to go anywhere near a store.

Suffacated
12-23-2008, 11:53 AM
I'm fucking late! I should of had my ass out of here long ago. I should have been to Seal Beach, I should have been reloaded, and I should have been on my way back to San Bernardino by now. But NO.... I'm sitting here in front of this fucking computer..... FUCK!
OK.... I'm all better now..

locachica73
12-23-2008, 01:01 PM
I am working on a spreadsheet that someone else created and now I am responsible for cleaning up the shit they left behind. I don't understand why people insist on making shit more difficult then it needs to be. Simple is better.

Wheres the beef?
12-23-2008, 01:04 PM
Favorite character: go.

Mine is a tie between Tobias and George Michael.

Job.

BROKENDOLL
12-23-2008, 01:47 PM
I tore a hole in my air mattress this morning and it won't mend. This is going to be a rough couple of nights. ::grumble:: Pretend it's Coachella's Campground and you should be fine.


I'm fucking late! I should of had my ass out of here long ago. I should have been to Seal Beach, I should have been reloaded, and I should have been on my way back to San Bernardino by now. But NO.... I'm sitting here in front of this fucking computer..... FUCK!
OK.... I'm all better now.. See? I tried to tell you but you wouldn't listen...Just stand up and tell everybody, "Hi, my name is Pete and I have an addiction to the Coachella Message Board." BTW, do I get any credit for making you late for work this morning?:winkiss

allyjoy
12-23-2008, 02:05 PM
Pretend it's Coachella's Campground and you should be fine.


funny enough, it's the air mattress I took to Coach. It survived the desert but not my floor.

MissingPerson
12-23-2008, 02:26 PM
So, I play Airsoft.

Airsoft is kind of like paintpall, except with guns that are lifelike replicas with exactly the same dimensions and external configurations as their real life counterparts. It's just recently been legalised in this country, and it's not all that well known, but unlike in either Britain or the US, we aren't required to put any two-tone markings or blaze orange tips - they look exactly like they're supposed to.

Today, I treated myself to an AK47 I've been hankering after for ages. It was only after the previous owner went on his way that I realised how monumentally stupid I'd just been - I was now standing in the middle of the street holding a Kalashnikov wrapped in a flimsy half-torn binbag, on literally the opposite end of the city to home.

Naturally, I had no cab fare, and I didn't want to risk bringing it onto a bus, so I had to walk nearly three urban miles with an assault rifle. Because fate shits abundantly on my head, every Garda in the fucking city was on patrol on every street I walked down, and people I haven't seen in years kept jumping out of nowhere just when I thought I was clear of everybody.

It was a weird, weird evening.

Kind of thrilling though, like a real-life GTA.

Mr. Dylanja
12-23-2008, 02:28 PM
LOL, oh MP...MP, you are AWESOME:thu

Just don't go setting any fire trucks on fiyahh!