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RotationSlimWang
07-01-2008, 03:16 PM
but then i read this and realized i guess i'm living up to to that half in my own way :p

Aw, honey, I wouldn't discriminate like that--I treat both halves of you like a dirty slut.



In the nice way, y'know.

locachica73
07-01-2008, 03:17 PM
Nothing wrong with being a dirty slut at times...

marooko
07-01-2008, 03:18 PM
lol no but i do speak spanglish!!!

so does my mom. i love it when people think mexicans speak mexican. so fucking funny.

marooko
07-01-2008, 03:18 PM
Nothing wrong with being a dirty slut at times...

dirty, yes. clean, no.acting, yes.

SFChrissy
07-01-2008, 03:18 PM
that's randing giving real love!!!

locachica73
07-01-2008, 03:20 PM
so does my mom. i love it when people think mexicans speak mexican. so fucking funny.

my ex husband was from Ixtapa Mexico, so I learned alot of spanish, but then I haven't spoken it in along time so I thought I forgot. But last night at the bar it all came back to me and I ended up translating for some guys playing pool. It is weird, my spanish is much better with a good buzz.

Somewhat Damaged
07-01-2008, 03:21 PM
Come on now c.m...do blow jobs in movie theatres qualify you in that category??? :D


WA WA WAHT?!?!

marooko's got the right idea -- elaboration is needed, Ivy.

marooko
07-01-2008, 03:23 PM
this aint no train buddy. wait your turn.

chairmenmeow47
07-01-2008, 03:33 PM
actually i've never given head in a theatre, i'm not sure where that came from.

not that i haven't tried! my idiot ex pussied out at the last minute and ruined my dreams of giving head during passion of the christ :(

and i think i understand a lot more spanish than i can actually communicate. probably because i've started spanish 101 at least 4 times, but something always gets in the way of me finishing.

Young blood
07-01-2008, 03:33 PM
Mexican americans go to college they take spanish and get a B......

Young blood
07-01-2008, 03:34 PM
i think i understand a lot more spanish than i can actually communicate. probably because i've started spanish 101 at least 4 times, but something always gets in the way of me finishing.

OMG! I so want to go there with the joke.....

RotationSlimWang
07-01-2008, 03:39 PM
Should I rent The Passion next time I'm coming through AZ? We could tie you up like you're on a crucifix before The Facefucking Of The Ivy.

locachica73
07-01-2008, 03:42 PM
not that i haven't tried! my idiot ex pussied out at the last minute and ruined my dreams of giving head during passion of the christ :(

LOL ok the nicname locachica is from a similar experience, my ex husband and i were on a road trip and I was trying to spice up our sex life and tried to give some road head and he yelled at me, TU ESTAS LOCA!!! we seperated shortly after and locachica came to pass. lol

miscorrections
07-01-2008, 03:43 PM
You must be really bad if you guys separated after.

Hopeless Semantic
07-01-2008, 03:44 PM
I thought you were going to say...then we put his pito on some ice in the Coleman cooler and scurried to the closest ER... ;)

marooko
07-01-2008, 03:45 PM
LOL ok the nicname locachica is from a similar experience, my ex husband and i were on a road trip and I was trying to spice up our sex life and tried to give some road head and he yelled at me, TU ESTAS LOCA!!! we seperated shortly after and locachica came to pass. lol

fuck man, thats lame. (no offense loca) i havent had road head in fucking years man. that sucks.

chairmenmeow47
07-01-2008, 03:46 PM
Should I rent The Passion next time I'm coming through AZ? We could tie you up like you're on a crucifix before The Facefucking Of The Ivy.

it's not the same if it's not in the theatres :(

and lola, you're better off. find a man who enjoys road head :)

RotationSlimWang
07-01-2008, 03:50 PM
fuck man, thats lame. (no offense loca) i havent had road head in fucking years man. that sucks.

You're fifteen--how many fucking years can it be?


it's not the same if it's not in the theatres :(

and lola, you're better off. find a man who enjoys road head :)

Alright, so forget the movie, how about you just dress up like The Savior and I fuck you flat? Yes?

locachica73
07-01-2008, 03:51 PM
I think my ex husband is the only man on earth that worried about an accident and wouldn't allow road head.

marooko
07-01-2008, 03:51 PM
You're fifteen--how many fucking years can it be?



Alright, so forget the movie, how about you just dress up like The Savior and I fuck you flat? Yes?

your jokes are lame. how many years you gonna keep repeating them?

locachica73
07-01-2008, 03:53 PM
fuck man, thats lame. (no offense loca) i havent had road head in fucking years man. that sucks.

lol me either.

marooko
07-01-2008, 03:53 PM
I think my ex husband is the only man on earth that worried about an accident and wouldn't allow road head.

i worry, not enough to not take the chance though.

locachica73
07-01-2008, 03:54 PM
i worry, not enough to not take the chance though.

yeah, and hell, what a way to go right?

Young blood
07-01-2008, 03:57 PM
maybe you sucked at giving head.

miscorrections
07-01-2008, 03:58 PM
I already went there.

RotationSlimWang
07-01-2008, 03:58 PM
Yeah, you sucked too.

locachica73
07-01-2008, 03:58 PM
maybe you sucked at giving head.

trust me, thats not the case.

chairmenmeow47
07-01-2008, 03:58 PM
umm, maybe i'm doing it wrong, but aren't you supposed to suck when giving head?

locachica73
07-01-2008, 03:59 PM
umm, maybe i'm doing it wrong, but aren't you supposed to suck when giving head?

good point!!! lol

RotationSlimWang
07-01-2008, 03:59 PM
Either that or put your hair in pigtails and open your throat, yeah.

marooko
07-01-2008, 04:00 PM
trust me, thats not the case.

theres only one way to find out.

Young blood
07-01-2008, 04:00 PM
I already went there.

high 5's.

locachica73
07-01-2008, 04:01 PM
theres only one way to find out.

Ill submit some letters of reference if you wish.

SFChrissy
07-01-2008, 04:01 PM
actually i've never given head in a theatre, i'm not sure where that came from.

not that i haven't tried! my idiot ex pussied out at the last minute and ruined my dreams of giving head during passion of the christ :(

A while ago you had posted a comment 'bout head in a theatre and I can't remember if it was in reference to the passion but after your post I asked if you had ruined many knee hi sox...I don't remember if there was clarification if it did or didn't happen...

That's where that came from...

Young blood
07-01-2008, 04:01 PM
umm, maybe i'm doing it wrong, but aren't you supposed to suck when giving head?

There is more than just sucking involved.....ask bugs mom.

SFChrissy
07-01-2008, 04:01 PM
Ill submit some letters of reference if you wish.

you actually have written documentation or would they be forged documents???

RotationSlimWang
07-01-2008, 04:02 PM
There is more than just sucking involved.....ask bugs mom.

I taught her everything she knows. And his dad too.

locachica73
07-01-2008, 04:03 PM
you actually have written documentation or would they be forged documents???

lol ok forged letters of reference to qualify head skills. That would just be sad and pathetic.

chairmenmeow47
07-01-2008, 04:03 PM
A while ago you had posted a comment 'bout head in a theatre and I can't remember if it was in reference to the passion but after your post I asked if you had ruined many knee hi sox...I don't remember if there was clarification if it did or didn't happen...

That's where that came from...

ok, i vaguely remember that, i might have been horsing around, sorry for the confusion on this pressing issue, lol. i've definitely had fun in a theatre, just not to that level :)

Young blood
07-01-2008, 04:03 PM
I taught her everything she knows. And his dad too.



hahahaha

chairmenmeow47
07-01-2008, 04:03 PM
you actually have written documentation or would they be forged documents???

just look for the, umm, "water" mark :p

RotationSlimWang
07-01-2008, 04:04 PM
"Hey, I'll suck you off if you'll come on this stationery for me. I NEED IT!"

locachica73
07-01-2008, 04:06 PM
ok that shit there is funny...

SFChrissy
07-01-2008, 04:09 PM
ok, i vaguely remember that, i might have been horsing around, sorry for the confusion on this pressing issue, lol. i've definitely had fun in a theatre, just not to that level :)Well wether you have or haven't you've officially earned the title of being the board's theatre blower...a perfect example of how rumors get started... :p

marooko
07-01-2008, 04:10 PM
lol ok forged letters of reference to qualify head skills. That would just be sad and pathetic.

so its actual documentation? damn. props girl.

locachica73
07-01-2008, 04:14 PM
so its actual documentation? damn. props girl.

lol nah no documentation, although I have never had a complaint and been asked back for seconds so I am assuming I am doing something right. And really, can head be done wrong?

chairmenmeow47
07-01-2008, 04:15 PM
And really, can head be done wrong?

YES

RotationSlimWang
07-01-2008, 04:16 PM
Any girl who asks if head can be done wrong clearly has no idea how to suck one.

And Ivy, I'll be a gentleman and do you the favor of taking you out to a movie that way you can be accurately dubbed a theatre whore. Wouldn't want you to get a title you don't deserve.

locachica73
07-01-2008, 04:17 PM
YES

yeah i guess the use of teeth is always frowned on.

chairmenmeow47
07-01-2008, 04:18 PM
yeah i guess the use of teeth is always frowned on.

bua ha ha, that, and i was thinking more from a female perspective. yes, i'm looking at all you "try to say the alphabet and hum" up in that bitch guys.

and randy, you're such a gentleman :p

locachica73
07-01-2008, 04:20 PM
bua ha ha, that, and i was thinking more from a female perspective. yes, i'm looking at all you "try to say the alphabet and hum" up in that bitch guys.

LOL HERE HERE!!!! and again the use of teeth is frowned on in that instance too.

RotationSlimWang
07-01-2008, 04:21 PM
Try to say the alphabet and hum?

And I blame guys being too easy to please for the low quality of blowjobs in the world.

BROKENDOLL
07-01-2008, 04:26 PM
thats what you get for being mexican So, tell us, Kreutz2112, what's it like being a twat instead?

BROKENDOLL
07-01-2008, 04:40 PM
i worry, not enough to not take the chance though.
WTF do you have to worry about other than keeping your hands on the wheel and your eyes on the road? I think the one with that damn shifter knob jabbing into their side and their head jammed between the steering wheel and your right nut is the one that should be concerned.

locachica73
07-01-2008, 04:42 PM
WTF do you have to worry about other than keeping your hands on the wheel and your eyes on the road? I think the one with that damn shifter knob jabbing into their side and their head jammed between the steering wheel and your right nut is the one that should be concerned.

Remember the movie "The World According To Garp" (i think thats the name) the wife was giving the high school kid a hummer in the driveway and the husband blew into the driveway and rear ended the guy. I think that is what they worry about, in the back of their minds during road head they all imagine having their dicks bitten off if there was an accident.

BROKENDOLL
07-01-2008, 04:43 PM
yeah, and hell, what a way to go right? Depends...dying in a car accident with a smile from good road head VS dying in an accident caused from suffacation due to point blank airbag deployment?

locachica73
07-01-2008, 04:46 PM
Depends...dying in a car accident with a smile from good road head VS dying in an accident caused from suffacation due to point blank airbag deployment?

ok now I am scared of road head... great!!!

marooko
07-01-2008, 06:08 PM
...and the husband blew into the driveway and rear ended the guy.

hahahahahha


Depends...dying in a car accident with a smile from good road head VS dying in an accident caused from suffacation due to point blank airbag deployment?

dammit BD. look at what you did, you ruined some lucky guys future. WTF?! I rarely ever speak negatively towards you, but you've gone too far here. I do not approve!! choose your words more carefully. Please.


ok now I am scared of road head... great!!!

BROKENDOLL
07-02-2008, 06:39 AM
hahahahahha



dammit BD. look at what you did, you ruined some lucky guys future. WTF?! I rarely ever speak negatively towards you, but you've gone too far here. I do not approve!! choose your words more carefully. Please. http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/someecards-1.jpg I'll be more careful then with what comes out of my mouth as well as what goes into my mouth next time.

amyzzz
07-02-2008, 03:43 PM
It's funny to watch my office's management scramble around on the week before a holiday. They send out emails about all these contests for productivity and potlucks to try to keep everyone's interest so people don't call in sick on the day before the holiday (July 3rd in this case). Tomorrow we're supposed to "wear a silly hat" or "bring in a finger food" and of course, wear red, white, and blue.

Courtney
07-02-2008, 03:52 PM
I got a phone call today telling me that I did not get my dream job.

On the bright side, I'm fairly certain that the decision had little to do with my (excellent) choice of interview wardrobe.

kreutz2112
07-02-2008, 03:57 PM
that is not good news. I am sorry. I am waiting on a call for a dream (sort of) job myself. Its been 1 week and 1 day since my interview and they said they'd get back to me in between 1 and 2 weeks. Sometimes I just sit and stare at my phone for hours.

edit: zzz, dont you work for qwest? Fuck them for not letting me transfer my internet service without transferring the phone number it was associated with.

mountmccabe
07-02-2008, 03:59 PM
: (

Courtney
07-02-2008, 04:00 PM
that is not good news. I am sorry. I am waiting on a call for a dream (sort of) job myself. Its been 1 week and 1 day since my interview and they said they'd get back to me in between 1 and 2 weeks. Sometimes I just sit and stare at my phone for hours.

Waiting is the worst. To pass the time, I suggest sending them multiple hand-written thank you notes for the interview. Preferably on scented stationery with smiley faces and rainbows and unicorns.

kreutz2112
07-02-2008, 04:02 PM
damn. I think its too late for thank you notes. fuck. they better not give the job to someone who sent them a thank you card. i'll burn down a hallmark store if that happens.

Courtney
07-02-2008, 04:05 PM
You're a researcher/scientist. To get the job shouldn't you just have to act socially inept and generally absent-minded?

SFChrissy
07-02-2008, 04:06 PM
I got a phone call today telling me that I did not get my dream job.

On the bright side, I'm fairly certain that the decision had little to do with my (excellent) choice of interview wardrobe.
Hopefully your not discouraged...at least you got to see NYC...heads up girl you are in HI!!!

amyzzz
07-02-2008, 04:07 PM
Sorry to hear that Courtney and Adam.

Courtney
07-02-2008, 04:08 PM
Yeah, I feel super lucky they even chose me out of all the applicants for an interview. Plus I got to hang out with old friends in New York and see some good art and hear some good music. It was definitely an overall positive experience, even including getting my dream crushed and all.

BROKENDOLL
07-02-2008, 04:13 PM
You're a researcher/scientist. To get the job shouldn't you just have to act socially inept and generally absent-minded? Hey, Kreutz2112, about that dream job you wanted...I was offered the position due to my consistantly inept and absent minded behavior. Sorry, Pal!

kreutz2112
07-02-2008, 04:22 PM
3141 posts, and with everyone a thread is ruined. leave.

amyzzz
07-02-2008, 04:50 PM
you can just ignore her.

Wheres the beef?
07-02-2008, 05:36 PM
damn. I think its too late for thank you notes. fuck. they better not give the job to someone who sent them a thank you card. i'll burn down a hallmark store if that happens.

On my boss'es last day at work he gave me the thank you card I wrote him from our interview from two years ago. Kinda weird.

BROKENDOLL
07-02-2008, 05:41 PM
3141 posts, and with everyone a thread is ruined. leave. Christ, Kreutz, you aren't still sore because I said your girlfriend looked like Mr. Ed after you posted a pic of the two of you way back when, are you? I'm no rocket scientist, but it's easy to see that someone who has researched one person's 3141 posts on a message board, only to come up with the solution, "Leave," Probably should focus more on adjusting that little shit stained attitude in order to get their dream job, instead of being consistently rude. Better yet...Why not research that little button above that says IGNORE?

RotationSlimWang
07-02-2008, 05:42 PM
This is funny, considering that Brokendoll looks like Mr. Ed--today.

Beef Jerky
07-02-2008, 05:57 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaha!!!

marooko
07-03-2008, 09:53 AM
GO USA!!!!

chairmenmeow47
07-03-2008, 11:12 AM
I got a phone call today telling me that I did not get my dream job.

On the bright side, I'm fairly certain that the decision had little to do with my (excellent) choice of interview wardrobe.

awwww, sorry to hear it, i was wondering how that went :(

glad you at least looked fashionable :)

locachica73
07-03-2008, 12:11 PM
I just fell asleep at my desk, thats never good. I need some red bull.

marooko
07-03-2008, 12:14 PM
there was a guy at my work who used to fall asleep at his desk. note the past tense.

not sure why he got fired though, my boss falls asleep damn near everyday.

locachica73
07-03-2008, 12:16 PM
there was a guy at my work who used to fall asleep at his desk. note the past tense.

not sure why he got fired though, my boss falls asleep damn near everyday.

yeah probably not a good plan, im awake now. I was hoping they would announce at noon that we could all take off early and start our holiday weekend early but no such luck.

marooko
07-03-2008, 12:17 PM
none here either.

locachica73
07-03-2008, 12:17 PM
BASTARDS!!!

marooko
07-03-2008, 12:18 PM
for serious.

locachica73
07-03-2008, 12:19 PM
and you know all the bosses allready took off for the weekend, leaving us "support staff" to hold down the fort. Fuckers.

marooko
07-03-2008, 12:20 PM
mine hasnt left. thats not saying much though considering he doesnt do anything whe hes here. i think really, he left several years ago.

locachica73
07-03-2008, 12:23 PM
lol i think i left a few weeks ago. i am not very busy at work right now which cuts back on my motivation ALOT.

Young blood
07-03-2008, 12:23 PM
fuck yah!!!!!!!!!!.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/flag1_1600x1200.jpg

fatbastard
07-03-2008, 12:24 PM
http://www.tulsamountains.com/assets/images/mredsurf2.jpg

Young blood
07-03-2008, 12:27 PM
http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk112/me-ithink/USA/Patriotism.jpg

Young blood
07-03-2008, 12:29 PM
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee190/Ltsand/lol2.jpg

canexplain
07-03-2008, 01:19 PM
Yeah, I feel super lucky they even chose me out of all the applicants for an interview. Plus I got to hang out with old friends in New York and see some good art and hear some good music. It was definitely an overall positive experience, even including getting my dream crushed and all.

Sorry Courtney, but it does sound like you had fun, and judging by your posts here, you didn’t get the job for lack of smarts … its funny being on this end .. everyone is trying to get that great job, and I am trying to get out of a pretty good job, but cant seem to get out of here ….x****

OutOfmYminD
07-03-2008, 02:13 PM
I just fell asleep at my desk, thats never good. I need some red bull.

Oh I don't know it depends how you pull it off. My favorite strategies include the palm to cheek head rest and if I lean back there is a cabinet I can rest my head on just behind my chair. Either way at a quick glance it looks like I might be working just as long as the screen saver is off.

Hopeless Semantic
07-03-2008, 02:14 PM
After years of driving home from out of state/city raves, I think I have the sleeping with open eye technique down. So, when I need a quick dose of sleep--I pretend to be staring at my monitor and doze off. Well, I am kinda my own boss so I'm pretty much alone for the majority of the day...

locachica73
07-03-2008, 02:15 PM
Oh I don't know it depends how you pull it off. My favorite strategies include the palm to cheek head rest and if I lean back there is a cabinet I can rest my head on just behind my chair. Either way at a quick glance it looks like I might be working just as long as the screen saver is off.

lol i will keep that in mind. that is kind of what i did but then when I fell asleep my head fell off my hand and I damn near gave myself whiplash.

luckyface
07-06-2008, 11:18 PM
Fred Durst is doing pretty well. (http://www.tomgreen.com/?video=1145)

Almost as surprising as Durst's current state is the fact Tom Green still is around.

suprefan
07-06-2008, 11:20 PM
Fake hair for sure......

kreutz2112
07-08-2008, 01:26 AM
you know what would be awesome? If you were able to rate albums in itunes on a 1 - 10 scales out to one decimal place. Thats like the 27th idea I have had to make itunes better.

TomAz
07-08-2008, 10:20 AM
I got a spam PM today. first one ever on here.

SFChrissy
07-08-2008, 10:22 AM
you know what would be awesome? If you were able to rate albums in itunes on a 1 - 10 scales out to one decimal place. Thats like the 27th idea I have had to make itunes better.
Are you at least submitting your suggestions...

kreutz2112
07-08-2008, 10:31 AM
no. I didn't know you could.

SFChrissy
07-08-2008, 10:41 AM
you probably cant but why not suggest a suggestion box for the clever...

Courtney
07-08-2008, 12:12 PM
Why is it that when I try to edit one of my posts, the buttons at the bottom of the text edit box say "Vote Now" "Vote Now" "Delete" and "Cancel"?

Weird glitch.

menikmati
07-09-2008, 09:17 PM
I'm like freaking out right now, because I know there is a big ol spider hiding behind this picture frame on the wall right behind me. I saw it crawl behind it earlier, and now I'm turning my head like every 5 seconds expecting to see it crawling towards me. I have paper towels on standby.

Pixiessp
07-09-2008, 09:19 PM
oh my god!! that's so cute. will it show up as an ingredient on your cooking show?

menikmati
07-09-2008, 09:22 PM
Gummy worms are the closest I'll get to eating creepy crawlies.

canexplain
07-10-2008, 09:06 AM
this is just stupid but i would like to hear what sfchrissy has to say about it ....x****

A special meeting about Dallas County traffic tickets turned tense and bizarre this afternoon.

County commissioners were discussing problems with the central collections office that is used to process traffic ticket payments and handle other paperwork normally done by the JP Courts.

Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections "has become a black hole" because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office.

Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud "Excuse me!" He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a "white hole."

algunz
07-10-2008, 09:08 AM
What idiots! Both of them.

canexplain
07-10-2008, 09:26 AM
Here is another really dumb statement … referencing what JJ said about Obama ….and I heard it at least two times on TV ..”I’d like to cut his nuts off” is a BLACK expression for castration … how many of us guys have said we like to kick him in the nuts or something like that … I don’t think I am black … guess I will have to check ….x****

algunz
07-10-2008, 09:30 AM
I think that they felt the need for clarification at all is really funny. What else does "cut his nuts off" mean no matter what color you are?

canexplain
07-10-2008, 09:32 AM
I think that they felt the need for clarification at all is really funny. What else does "cut his nuts off" mean no matter what color you are?

they are afraid we wont understand that "black lingo" ... how stupid can people really be .. btw, glad you brought back your old avitar ...x**** hey you also passed me on posts ..oh well

algunz
07-10-2008, 09:34 AM
It's not exactly the same daisy picture. But, thank you. I love me my daisies.

canexplain
07-10-2008, 09:42 AM
How about the doctored photoshopped pics of Iran’s missiles showing up everywhere … now that’s funny although I did hear a couple of comments like “does it really matter if you get blown up by 3 nuclear missiles instead of 4” … small point ..x****

canexplain
07-10-2008, 10:09 AM
No wonder I am on this board today …. Here is one line out of a 10 page article I have to read ….”The lack of interoperability among different vendors is a clear downside when using asynchronous replication verses synchronous replication …. Now isn’t that interesting …not …x****

marooko
07-10-2008, 12:21 PM
do you torrent? are you a member? do you wanna be?

canexplain
07-10-2008, 12:42 PM
do you torrent? are you a member? do you wanna be?

me or the board or in general marooko ? x****

marooko
07-10-2008, 12:51 PM
all of the above.

marooko
07-10-2008, 03:03 PM
am i the only one that thinks borama isnt that great a speaker?

algunz
07-10-2008, 05:51 PM
He can't be any worse than our current dillweed.

marooko
07-10-2008, 06:15 PM
see im not trying to call names and talk crap about him, i just think he sounds unshure sometimes of what he wants to say. i dont dig our guy we have right now either, im not trying to trash either of them though. bush cant speak very well at all, and borama almost sounds insecure. ill have to listen to more speeshes and stuff. also, i dont use Borama negatively at all.

marooko
07-11-2008, 12:05 PM
amazing how much free space i have on my media player after converting all the flac files.

RotationSlimWang
07-11-2008, 12:06 PM
Who do you think is a better speaker, Marooky?

chairmenmeow47
07-11-2008, 12:07 PM
am i the only one that thinks borama isnt that great a speaker?

have you HEARD mccain?! gooks anyone?!

marooko
07-11-2008, 12:27 PM
Who do you think is a better speaker, Marooky?

i asked if i was the only one who thought he wasnt a great speaker. not that there are better speakers. stay on topic. yes, what you're asking is related, but has nothing specifically to do with my question.


have you HEARD mccain?! gooks anyone?!

actually not very much no. i rarely hear anythiing about him. its like he's not even running. also, im not trying to compare him to anyone. im just saying he doesnt sound confident. you stay on topic too woman.

chairmenmeow47
07-11-2008, 12:29 PM
actually not very much no. i rarely hear anythiing about him. its like he's not even running. also, im not trying to compare him to anyone. im just saying he doesnt sound confident. you stay on topic too woman.

it was from his last go at this. he's cleaned up the whole racial slurs thing. but my god, he was a horrible speaker. it's no wonder people make the manchurian candidate reference with him; he's sounds like a completely different person this election.

and i stay on topIC of whatever the fuck i want marooko, but thanks :thu

Hopeless Semantic
07-11-2008, 12:30 PM
It's the war of words between the two with seizure-causing avatars!! Rd. 1...

marooko
07-11-2008, 12:31 PM
it was from his last go at this. he's cleaned up the whole racial slurs thing. but my god, he was a horrible speaker. it's no wonder people make the manchurian candidate reference with him; he's sounds like a completely different person this election.

and i stay on top of whatever the fuck i want marooko, but thanks :thu

why you gotta get all sexual?

chairmenmeow47
07-11-2008, 12:33 PM
why you gotta get all sexual?

OMG that took me a second. i meant topIC. talk about freudian slips... umm, yeah, i'm going to edit that...

marooko
07-11-2008, 12:36 PM
hahahahaha. thats too fucking funny.

Hopeless Semantic
07-11-2008, 12:41 PM
Good thing marooko copied it before the edit ;)

miscorrections
07-13-2008, 07:58 PM
Some lady just wandered down the hall singing HELLO HELLO all gospel-style and banging on doors.

thinnerair
07-13-2008, 09:25 PM
I dont know if anyone posted this, but I found it to be pretty funny.
Tom Green recently interviewed Fred Durst.
Fred Durst looks TERRIBLE!

http://www.tomgreen.com/blog/?post=548
http://stereogum.com/img/fred_durst-tom_green.jpg
From Stereogum:
Generally I'd say it's perfectly great for friends not to care about what Fred Durst is up to, but after Matt sent me the link to this Tom Green interview, I found myself forwarding it on and begging others to just stick with it because seriously it's worth it, and I ask you to do the same because:

1. OMG his hair
2. Why is he talking like Sling Blade?
3. He offers the secret of Limp Bizket's success (red Yankees hat obvs)
4. Somewhere along the way it all shifts from pathetic to sorta endearing to just mesmerizing because
5. he seriously might have some holes in his brain and
6. OMG his hair

PotVsKtl
07-13-2008, 09:51 PM
And I was like, this is my lucky cap.

thinnerair
07-13-2008, 09:53 PM
Its either your big dick or your red cap that makes you famous.

PotVsKtl
07-13-2008, 09:57 PM
Oh. Have you seen that tattoo?

thinnerair
07-13-2008, 10:00 PM
Quite the tattoo. Mr. Einstein would be proud.
Goes nice with the Elvis and Cobain tats.

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/kornamanson/fred.jpg

marooko
07-14-2008, 07:03 AM
I dont know if anyone posted this, but I found it to be pretty funny.
Tom Green recently interviewed Fred Durst.
Fred Durst looks TERRIBLE!

http://www.tomgreen.com/blog/?post=548
http://stereogum.com/img/fred_durst-tom_green.jpg
From Stereogum:
Generally I'd say it's perfectly great for friends not to care about what Fred Durst is up to, but after Matt sent me the link to this Tom Green interview, I found myself forwarding it on and begging others to just stick with it because seriously it's worth it, and I ask you to do the same because:

1. OMG his hair
2. Why is he talking like Sling Blade?
3. He offers the secret of Limp Bizket's success (red Yankees hat obvs)
4. Somewhere along the way it all shifts from pathetic to sorta endearing to just mesmerizing because
5. he seriously might have some holes in his brain and
6. OMG his hair

i couldnt stick with it. i tried to watch it a few days ago and just had to look away.

SFChrissy
07-14-2008, 07:10 AM
And to believe he used to get so much action...yuk!!!

Young blood
07-14-2008, 07:31 AM
hes doing the actering for motion pictures.

Young blood
07-14-2008, 07:50 AM
Is it worth it to be schlepping for nokia?



Hi Young Blood,

I’m writing to invite you to the Mile High music festival in Denver on July 19th and 20th as part of a new Nokia project. I know it’s pretty short notice but we’re only inviting 3 people so I really hope you can join us.

Just so you know, we have written to psychic friend, one of the moderators, to check it would be ok to contact you directly through the forum.

I’m writing from WOM World / Nokia (www.womworld.com/nokia), a Nokia-sponsored blog that covers what’s being said online about Nokia devices and projects. In addition to the blog, we also work with social media users across the web on Nokia projects that we think might interest them. At the moment we’re involved with Nokia Productions, whereby a short film is being constructed entirely from mobile-phone based user-generated content. The final cut will be directed by Spike Lee and premiered in Hollywood.

Because of your interest in music and social media, I’d like to invite you to join our group at Mile High (**************), along with one of the project’s assistant directors, *** and two other community members. It will be a pretty chilled day, enjoying the music, making some recordings, taking some photographs and generally get creative, producing content to be submitted for use in the final film.

Mile High takes place in Denver and features a wide variety of music in what will be Colorado’s biggest music festival with 5 stages in all. We’re looking to attend on the 19th and 20th of July and we will pay for accommodation and entry to Mile High while we’re there.

Obviously we’re pretty close to the event now, so if you could let me know if you can take up the place within the next couple of days I’d appreciate it. Feel free to ask any questions you have, or drop me your number and I can give you a call to have a chat.

Look forward to hearing from you soon,

*********
********/*******

SFChrissy
07-14-2008, 07:54 AM
is this legit??? And are you participating???

Young blood
07-14-2008, 07:57 AM
Its legit, but I dont know if I want to work for anyone at a music festival. I planned on going Sunday......it would be free entry but then I would have to work when I would just want to get my adult beverage on.

marooko
07-14-2008, 08:10 AM
i couldnt work a festival i planned on attending. i dont even like to DJ good parties.

Young blood
07-14-2008, 08:16 AM
Yeah I think Im going top say fuck it. I appreciate them giving me the opportunity, Im pretty sure that they wouldn't want me to represent them after 17 beers.

marooko
07-14-2008, 08:24 AM
after 17, probably not. haha. seems like areal cool opportunity though, for sure. do you think it could lead to anything you're interested in? other work or something?

Cpt. Funkaho
07-14-2008, 08:30 AM
The walrus wishes all you fuckers a Happy Bastille Day. Eat some cake in celebration.

Young blood
07-14-2008, 08:30 AM
meh. I enjoy my current financial status. Im not that interested in working for free concert tickets. When I was a young college student I would have been all over it.

marooko
07-14-2008, 08:34 AM
if thats all it was i wouldnt be interested either.

shakermaker113
07-14-2008, 08:38 AM
http://stereogum.com/img/fred_durst-tom_green.jpg

THAT'S fred durst? WTF? when did he start looking like an old man?

also,

http://www.1up.com/media/01/2/7/8/lg/403.jpg

SFChrissy
07-14-2008, 10:21 AM
Its legit, but I dont know if I want to work for anyone at a music festival. I planned on going Sunday......it would be free entry but then I would have to work when I would just want to get my adult beverage on.
and groove none the less...

JustSteve
07-14-2008, 04:32 PM
i am in the hospital for the week! fuck yeah! or no. having a lung disease is (not) fun...

miscorrections
07-15-2008, 04:55 PM
I just made the most godly stir-fry in the history of the world.

locachica73
07-15-2008, 05:59 PM
I am making my famous homemade tacos which everyone seems to enjoy, once my brother comes back with some tortillas. Which means I won't be eating till after 730 which is really bad on the digestive system. bleh

fiyahhh!
07-16-2008, 01:14 PM
Megan Fox told to gain 10 pounds for Transformers 2. She's been eating red velvet cake before bedtime and having dinner at 10:00pm to get this done.

locachica73
07-16-2008, 01:16 PM
That sounds healthy...:rolleyes

amyzzz
07-16-2008, 01:19 PM
She's trying to gain weight. She's supposed to eat unhealthily.

locachica73
07-16-2008, 01:22 PM
I can't eat late at night, it gives me bad dreams. But I did read that as lose weight for some reason, maybe because the idea of someone trying to gain weight is very foreign to me.

amyzzz
07-16-2008, 01:23 PM
I vote ice cream. And avocadoes. But not at the same time.

canexplain
07-16-2008, 01:24 PM
tacos at locas house :) ... i know so cal has a good rep for mexican food, but colorado also has some of the best ....x****

locachica73
07-16-2008, 01:36 PM
I made tacos and burritos last night since I was low on corn tortillas. My nephews voted for burritos instead and my one nephew Christopher ate 1 1/2 burritos, they were not small by any means. And he is only 7 years old so it was quite a bit of food for any little boy. And he kept going on about how good they were, not realizing they had refried beans in them and they all swear they HATE beans.

canexplain
07-16-2008, 01:45 PM
I made tacos and burritos last night since I was low on corn tortillas. My nephews voted for burritos instead and my one nephew Christopher ate 1 1/2 burritos, they were not small by any means. And he is only 7 years old so it was quite a bit of food for any little boy. And he kept going on about how good they were, not realizing they had refried beans in them and they all swear they HATE beans.

i love refried beans of all sorts ... do you do the traditional pinto, or black or ? and do you mush them till they are soupy or not as much where they still have hulls (?) .... i want some for dinner now ... youngblood always says he is going to cook for us, but never does (jk) ....x****

locachica73
07-16-2008, 02:02 PM
i love refried beans of all sorts ... do you do the traditional pinto, or black or ? and do you mush them till they are soupy or not as much where they still have hulls (?) .... i want some for dinner now ... youngblood always says he is going to cook for us, but never does (jk) ....x****

Refried pinto beans I do till they are pasty, black beans I only partially mush. I like there to still be some texture to the black beans. I do both depending on what I feel like. Black beans taste better alone with some onion and garlic but I like pinto beans when eating burritos and as a dip for chips.

I also make a great Ceviche if you are interested in the recipe.

Hopeless Semantic
07-16-2008, 02:04 PM
Refried pinto beans I do till they are pasty, black beans I only partially mush. I like there to still be some texture to the black beans. I do both depending on what I feel like. Black beans taste better alone with some onion and garlic but I like pinto beans when eating burritos and as a dip for chips.

I also make a great Ceviche if you are interested in the recipe.

No, I would like a sample kthx.

amyzzz
07-16-2008, 02:04 PM
I would like a cooking class, kthx.

Hopeless Semantic
07-16-2008, 02:05 PM
You can't cook amy?

amyzzz
07-16-2008, 02:08 PM
I can bake.

Hopeless Semantic
07-16-2008, 02:09 PM
I can bake.

Tis good enough! Bake + Portishead = WIN!

SFChrissy
07-16-2008, 02:09 PM
I would like a cooking class, kthx.
You have been watching cooking with menik, haven't you...

marooko
07-16-2008, 02:10 PM
i bake. just not food.

locachica73
07-16-2008, 02:10 PM
No, I would like a sample kthx.

Well I was actually thinking about making some to take to LA, it makes great hangover food. So if you are in the Redondo area around the 15th I will be sure to hook ya up. ;)

Hopeless Semantic
07-16-2008, 02:11 PM
i bake. just not food.

I micro.wave thank you very much...

locachica73
07-16-2008, 02:12 PM
I can't bake... Not cakes and cookies anyway. I hate to cook with recipes, I just throw the ingredients in without measuring anything and it turns out well. That doesn't work with baking, you end up with nasty cookies. And I don't bake anything else very often either, due to random drug testing. Yet another reason to open my bar.

marooko
07-16-2008, 02:12 PM
what's that?, ...like acid?

or a vaporizer?

Hopeless Semantic
07-16-2008, 02:13 PM
;)

Loco's Bar Brownies! The only time I ever ate brownies I ended up sleeping on my curb...not a fun time for the back lol.

bakersfield
07-16-2008, 02:14 PM
My wife is a great cook & baker. Good thing, because I can barely boil water!

locachica73
07-16-2008, 02:14 PM
Man I have never had a pot brownie either, my fun times were limited to pot. Never tried anything beyond that.

Hopeless Semantic
07-16-2008, 02:14 PM
My wife is a great cook & baker. Good thing, because I can barely boil water!

I once tried to boil a pan once...forgot to put water in lol.

Young blood
07-16-2008, 02:14 PM
tell me about it.

Young blood
07-16-2008, 02:15 PM
get out. 4 reals?

Hopeless Semantic
07-16-2008, 02:15 PM
the young blood of the monolith thread is worlds apart from the typical young blood, wai cool.

locachica73
07-16-2008, 02:16 PM
My sister use to go to make mac n cheese or whatever when we were young and she would go off and play with her friends with the burner on high, so we always had burnt macaroni smell, or burnt bean smell or burnt pan smell in our house. She still isn't the best cook around.

Young blood
07-16-2008, 02:16 PM
NO WAI! oooohhhh girl! you go.

marooko
07-16-2008, 02:16 PM
i can cook the hell out of some rice. its actually pretty tough to cook it right.

Young blood
07-16-2008, 02:17 PM
fo sho. fo sho.

locachica73
07-16-2008, 02:18 PM
yeah people either make it mush with too much water or not enough water and its still crunchy, or they open the lid and make it sticky. I can make rice pretty good too, my ex husband was a health freak so all we ever ate was chicken and rice so I learned.

marooko
07-16-2008, 02:19 PM
i like it a little bit sticky, but not much. really like it fluffy. mmmmmm rice. my mom is puerto rican so it was white rice, kidney beans and fried chicken. fuck yeah!!! or aroz con gandules. fuck man. awesome!!

Hopeless Semantic
07-16-2008, 02:19 PM
In my culture, if you don't learn how to cook rice Charlie cometh and taketh you to the Dai Lang POW camp...

RotationSlimWang
07-16-2008, 02:20 PM
In my culture, if you don't learn how to cook rice Charlie cometh and taketh you to the Dai Lang POW camp...

Huh? I thought you were Mexican.

Hopeless Semantic
07-16-2008, 02:21 PM
I'm half Thai/half Mexican.

canexplain
07-16-2008, 02:23 PM
i can cook the hell out of some rice. its actually pretty tough to cook it right.

i use a rice cooker, works wonders ....x****

Hopeless Semantic
07-16-2008, 02:24 PM
How does the high-altitude affect rice cooking in Co.?

locachica73
07-16-2008, 02:27 PM
I tried to talk my ex into buying me a rice cooker... he said why buy a rice cooker when I have you. This is coming from the same guy that bought me a lawn mower for xmas though. Go figure. I don't make plain rice anymore though, I got sick of it when married. Now I only make mexican rice.

marooko
07-16-2008, 02:28 PM
my girl got me an ironing board. everyone laughs, but i fucking love my ironed clothes. i was happy as hell with it.

Hopeless Semantic
07-16-2008, 02:32 PM
My rice cooker is kinda funny...it looks like this when it cooks - _ - lol...

canexplain
07-16-2008, 02:36 PM
How does the high-altitude affect rice cooking in Co.?

the altitude usually only affects baked items and not other food ... it is a bitch to light a fire at 14k though and water takes longer to boil ....x****

canexplain
07-16-2008, 02:41 PM
i wish i could have got one of these instead of the one i posted in the post your picture thread (but to be real, the one i have "homeland security" of all places says it works well, but this one sucks ...its russian ... x****

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/gasmask2.jpg

Hopeless Semantic
07-16-2008, 02:47 PM
Those are also unbearably hot...I used to sport one to raves and put menthol in the filter while giving light shows.

canexplain
07-16-2008, 02:57 PM
Those are also unbearably hot...I used to sport one to raves and put menthol in the filter while giving light shows.

yea i know, its really going to be hot, in august, in denver, but i only plan on putting it on if necessary and the cops here are making it sound like it will be needed ...in the county i work for, the sheriff's have outlawed gas masks, bullet proof vests, anything like handcuffs or things like that where you could hook up to something so the cops cant haul you away ....you can also only have "sticks" a certain size .... so i dont really need it, but i am going to drag out an old cane(xplain lol) just to see what they will do ... will they bust a cripple old man :) x****

locachica73
07-16-2008, 03:30 PM
Sometimes I wonder why I have a Project Accountant on my Project. Being an "accountant" you would think that she would be the one that deals with all the owner billings, cash flow, subcontractor billings and paperwork. But noooooo I create the owner billing, I chase the subcontractor billings, I chase the conditional and unconditional waivers that are required for my company to get paid, I even go through and figure out if the subs are billing correctly and adjusting them if not. I am starting to think my Project Accountant doesn't even own a calculator. Ok sorry, just venting for a minute.

Hopeless Semantic
07-16-2008, 03:41 PM
yea i know, its really going to be hot, in august, in denver, but i only plan on putting it on if necessary and the cops here are making it sound like it will be needed ...in the county i work for, the sheriff's have outlawed gas masks, bullet proof vests, anything like handcuffs or things like that where you could hook up to something so the cops cant haul you away ....you can also only have "sticks" a certain size .... so i dont really need it, but i am going to drag out an old cane(xplain lol) just to see what they will do ... will they bust a cripple old man :) x****

Well, in LB the cops killed an elderly woman with a screwdriver, so anything's possible. Just use the cane judiciously Ron, and you'll be cool.

Mr. Dylanja
07-16-2008, 07:54 PM
Is it me or is this board dying a slow and dreadful death?
I never thought the recession would show up on the internets...


*sigh*

Hopeless Semantic
07-16-2008, 08:09 PM
What do you mean by death? Granted, the traffic has been slow on here, but it is surely not suffereing from things to discuss. I don't know what you're expecting from a Wednesday night in the middle of summer, but it's your call.

Hopeless Semantic
07-16-2008, 08:27 PM
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full on idle
07-16-2008, 08:59 PM
Is it me or is this board dying a slow and dreadful death?

I wonder what brought it to this?

Moving on.

There are these PSAs on the buses right now that cause me simultaneous laughter and bewilderment: there are two dogs, one dog wearing a stethoscope up to the other dog, and next to the two dogs are a list of facts about syphillis. They are supposed to be delivered as one dog talking to the other dog, out of concern for their owners. About how their owners could just might have syphillis and not even know it.

The whole ad is bannered by, "DOGS ARE TALKIN'!"

Hannahrain
07-16-2008, 09:14 PM
I don't get it, but I think I love it.

There are simultaneously shows on my television called "Extreme Truckstops" and "I'm A Boy Anorexic".

full on idle
07-16-2008, 09:16 PM
From my understanding from in-depth MTV documentaries, you are bound to find a lot of boy anorexics at truck stops. Oh yeah, your machine knows.

Hannahrain
07-16-2008, 09:19 PM
Also, http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5695833. For your all-business pets.

canexplain
07-18-2008, 07:41 AM
I got a surprise!!! In the mail yesterday from one of the board members, wont say who … it was a big ole bag of cookies …my gf is worried they are laced but I said , naw they wouldn’t send them in the mail if they were …. I am going to try a couple tonight, let ya know lol …. Tnx and you know who you are ….x**** it all had to do with the ghost buster hat :)

canexplain
07-18-2008, 01:28 PM
waaaa, no one commented on my cookie post ....would you eat one, i will, no make that two :) plain or not, it was a cool move ...x****

Newro7ic
07-18-2008, 01:39 PM
eat the cookies. cookies bring joy to everyone.

marooko
07-18-2008, 02:06 PM
depends on who they were from.

Young blood
07-18-2008, 02:07 PM
If the cookies were from hannah throw them AWAY! she killed my dog.

canexplain
07-18-2008, 02:11 PM
If the cookies were from hannah throw them AWAY! she killed my dog.

lol, i shouldnt say who they are from , but from a reg on the board .... poor doggie ...x****

marooko
07-18-2008, 02:12 PM
why cant you say? seems like a kind gesture. unless you're in jail and there was files and hand grenades in them.

Young blood
07-18-2008, 02:13 PM
It doesnt matter who they are from. Cookies are always made with good intentions unless they are burnt.

Young blood
07-18-2008, 02:14 PM
or from hannah.

marooko
07-18-2008, 02:14 PM
this is true.

amyzzz
07-18-2008, 02:23 PM
I hope hannah didn't poison that postcard she sent me. I've been licking it all day long.

canexplain
07-18-2008, 02:29 PM
why cant you say? seems like a kind gesture. unless you're in jail and there was files and hand grenades in them.

it was way cool, i didnt expect it, but if they are not normal cookies, i wouldnt want to put that name on here as sending them in the mail .. thats all ... and if after i eat them allllll up, and they were normal, i will post the name ... just a good dude from the board ....x****

Pixiessp
07-18-2008, 02:33 PM
I'm planning on baking some cookies tomorrow.
No special ingredients just chocolate chips.

marooko
07-18-2008, 02:35 PM
you could have mentioned the name and not have mentioned and added pleasure.

marooko
07-18-2008, 02:35 PM
I'm planning on baking some cookies tomorrow.
No special ingredients just chocolate chips.

Pixie, chocolate chips are special as hell.

Pixiessp
07-18-2008, 02:37 PM
yes they are! thanks Marooko.

marooko
07-18-2008, 02:41 PM
you're very welcome. can i have a cookie?

Pixiessp
07-18-2008, 02:42 PM
most definitely.

marooko
07-18-2008, 02:44 PM
sweeeeet!!

SFChrissy
07-18-2008, 03:15 PM
my mom makes the best chocolate chip walnut cookies...

marooko
07-18-2008, 03:17 PM
my boss just told me he's a pitcher, not a catcher. is that sexual harassment?

SFChrissy
07-18-2008, 03:18 PM
It depends if you were speaking in the context of baseball...

marooko
07-18-2008, 03:20 PM
nope.




BURN IT!!!!!!!!!

locachica73
07-18-2008, 04:10 PM
my boss just told me he's a pitcher, not a catcher. is that sexual harassment?

Was he asking you to catch?

mountmccabe
07-19-2008, 10:35 AM
I got a surprise!!! In the mail yesterday from one of the board members, wont say who … it was a big ole bag of cookies …my gf is worried they are laced but I said , naw they wouldn’t send them in the mail if they were …. I am going to try a couple tonight, let ya know lol …. Tnx and you know who you are ….x**** it all had to do with the ghost buster hat :)

What I want to know is how were you able to read my handwriting?

fatbastard
07-20-2008, 09:51 AM
Marooko is catching? I thought you were on our team.

garrett222
07-22-2008, 08:57 AM
I'm moving to San Diego

marooko
07-22-2008, 08:59 AM
Was he asking you to catch?

no, it was just a joke.


Marooko is catching? I thought you were on our team.

im on your team FB. no worries.


I'm moving to San Diego

to catch?

canexplain
07-22-2008, 09:01 AM
What I want to know is how were you able to read my handwriting?

lets put it this way :) my handwriting sucks and it looks like chicken scratches .... your handwriting looks elegant sp but it was really hard to read also ... me and tygerlady were both reading it saying, now what is that word lol ... tnx for the goodies ...x****

locachica73
07-22-2008, 09:47 AM
no, it was just a joke.

I know, so was mine. I am very rarely serious.

marooko
07-22-2008, 03:21 PM
oops.

(not about the joke)

fiyahhh!
07-23-2008, 11:33 AM
this morning my roommate and i spent half an hour trying to get a bird out of our house. We don't know how it got in.

locachica73
07-23-2008, 11:47 AM
I have a huge fear of birds, if I woke up and found a bird in my house I would probably have a stroke. Do you have a cat? If so they are known to bring "presents" and our cat when I was young brought us a bird that was still alive, my mom went to pick it up and it started flying. We all locked ourselves in her bedroom until her man showed up to get rid of it.

miscorrections
07-23-2008, 11:51 AM
What kind of addlepated twit is afraid of birds?

locachica73
07-23-2008, 11:54 AM
What kind of addlepated twit is afraid of birds?

Have you ever been to Kaui and been attacked by wild cock (roosters that is) that roam the island? It is a new fear.

miscorrections
07-23-2008, 12:02 PM
Roosters are shitheads, yes, but why are you afraid of all birds?

amyzzz
07-23-2008, 12:02 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a148/mysmokymtnhomeschool/birds.jpg

miscorrections
07-23-2008, 12:03 PM
Dear god, the strings! Beware the strings!

locachica73
07-23-2008, 12:05 PM
Roosters are shitheads, yes, but why are you afraid of all birds?

I just don't like the fact that they can fly at you. Last time I was in Redondo we went to go eat breakfast on the pier and they had tables outside. There was some left over food on one of the tables and the damn seagulls were trying to get to it and they didn't care who got in the way. I am not a tiny girl and there is not much that I fear, but when it comes to birds I scream like a girl.

amyzzz
07-23-2008, 12:11 PM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/9/9a/200px-Damien_omen_II.jpg

fiyahhh!
07-23-2008, 12:55 PM
it was a medium sized bird. Bigger than a blackbird, but smaller than a seagull. I'm not scared of birds, but when there's one in your house and it's flying towards you and you can hear the wings flapping louder as it gets closer to you, it's kinda freaky.

canexplain
07-23-2008, 02:33 PM
we had a squirrel get into our bedroom one year ... that little sucker just ran and ran around the room like rocky squirrel .... we had no clue how he got in or how to get him out .... so we got our faithful cat, threw him in the bedroom and slammed the door shut ... that squirrel was never seen again lol .... x****

algunz
07-23-2008, 09:26 PM
I have practically a full wall of windows in my classroom and during the Spring birds fly in all the time. It's so sad. They fly full speed thinking they're heading for the beautiful blue sky and smack head on into glass. I usually take 'em out and hide them in the bushes until they shake off the hit, sometimes though they are hardy and they just keep flying around until they make it through an open door or window.