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*SURREAL*
04-20-2010, 04:47 PM
YEAH....this thread goes out to you .
Your a fucking disgusting pile of shit .
Here's the story . My friends and i got a sweet spot against the rail ( in the corner left side ) early in the day to post up for Jay Z , and to watch all the other great bands playing before . Two bitchy fat Mexican girls come over and wiggle their way in between us , and start making phone calls to their boyfriend ( lil black douche i will call him ) , so eventually lil black douche makes his way over , i see him stepping on people , shoving his way through the crowd , and just annoying the shit out of everyone to get to his fat girls . When he gets there ( right before LCD started ) hes right in front of my friend all grinding on his girl , then pulls out some lube , squirts it on his fingers , and sticks them in her ass . I could hear him say , " does it hurt , does it hurt " , and the whole time grinding away .
Lil black douche and the fat mexi girls are prime example of what alot of people this year seem to be complaining about , or is just my bad luck that i had to experience that annoying sack of shit ?

gaypalmsprings
04-20-2010, 04:48 PM
I think this should go in the 2010 Coachella Fists thread.

Cdubby
04-20-2010, 04:50 PM
nothing says love like some ass fingering during an lcd soundsystem set.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-20-2010, 04:50 PM
thread title of the year.

MassonaBlackEyes
04-20-2010, 04:50 PM
i lold

Neighborhood Creep
04-20-2010, 04:50 PM
pics or it didn't happen

frozen pilgrim
04-20-2010, 04:50 PM
I'm not even sure what to say to this

Fadakar
04-20-2010, 04:50 PM
Seriously what a treat.

*SURREAL*
04-20-2010, 04:53 PM
pics or it didn't happen

yeah i was prepared for someone to say something like this . easy answer , WHY the fuck would i want to take a picture of that ? people talk about porta stories all the time , never heard " pics or it didnt happen "

Mr. Porter
04-20-2010, 04:55 PM
YEAH....this thread goes out to you .
Your a fucking disgusting pile of shit .
Here's the story . My friends and i got a sweet spot against the rail ( in the corner left side ) early in the day to post up for Jay Z , and to watch all the other great bands playing before . Two bitchy fat Mexican girls come over and wiggle their way in between us , and start making phone calls to their boyfriend ( lil black douche i will call him ) , so eventually lil black douche makes his way over , i see him stepping on people , shoving his way through the crowd , and just annoying the shit out of everyone to get to his fat girls . When he gets there ( right before LCD started ) hes right in front of my friend all grinding on his girl , then pulls out some lube , squirts it on his fingers , and sticks them in her ass . I could hear him say , " does it hurt , does it hurt " , and the whole time grinding away .
Lil black douche and the fat mexi girls are prime example of what alot of people this year seem to be complaining about , or is just my bad luck that i had to experience that annoying sack of shit ?
I was positioned at a similar spot, and I don't recall any of this

HandBanana
04-20-2010, 04:57 PM
If anyone here that knows me on Facebook ever figures out who this black dude is, plz tell him to friend request me, k?

blackchango
04-20-2010, 04:58 PM
I don't think this happened either

HandBanana
04-20-2010, 04:59 PM
Then thats a fucking tragedy

*SURREAL*
04-20-2010, 05:01 PM
I was positioned at a similar spot, and I don't recall any of this

do you recall seeing two guys with big beards ? that was one friend and i , my other two buddies were right in the corner ( two mexican dudes ) . it was packed when this all happened , which made it more annoying cuz the douche was bumping us at the same time he was doing his girl

*SURREAL*
04-20-2010, 05:04 PM
I don't think this happened either

believe me , it happened , i wish it didnt . i couldnt make something like this up if i tried . its funny now , but at the time it was annoying as fuck !

blackchango
04-20-2010, 05:06 PM
believe me , it happened , i wish it didnt . i couldnt make something like this up if i tried . its funny now , but at the time it was annoying as fuck !
I can tell you really hated the whole experience. I was just trying to get your sense of denial going.

Opt!m!st!c
04-20-2010, 05:07 PM
hmmm, didn't someone else post about this in one of the clusterfuck threads?

Oops, never mind, it was you.

HandBanana
04-20-2010, 05:07 PM
How are there not multiple youtubes of this?

Opt!m!st!c
04-20-2010, 05:18 PM
http://www.theproofofthepudding.co.uk/acatalog/chocolate_main.jpg

Radiohead
04-20-2010, 05:28 PM
I've done a lot of things at music festivals in my day. And like most people, sure, I've fingered some butt holes during LCD Soundsystem. No big.

HandBanana
04-20-2010, 05:38 PM
Look, Radiohead's boned a lot of fat chicks in his time, sure. But, as far back as he can remember, he's never fornicated anybody.

*SURREAL*
04-20-2010, 05:45 PM
I can tell you really hated the whole experience. I was just trying to get your sense of denial going.

still not denying that those bunch were annoying , and yeah ... after the experience i do try to make light of it . my camp was joking about it all weekend , and we probably will forever .

TheCutestBoyAlive
04-20-2010, 05:49 PM
U coulda just moved from where U were.
LCD is some sweeet banging muziq. Such a great soundtrack.
Wish I coulda got banged listening 2 some LCD

jockeyfullofbourbon
04-20-2010, 05:49 PM
LCD's cowbell has been known to drive people to stick a digit or 2 up a fatties budunkadunk.

luckyface
04-20-2010, 05:53 PM
Don't leave us in suspense. Did he bring her to orgasm?

*SURREAL*
04-20-2010, 05:55 PM
U coulda just moved from where U were.
LCD is some sweeet banging muziq. Such a great soundtrack.
Wish I coulda got banged listening 2 some LCD

hell naw we werent gonna move !! we had a great spot . they left after LCD anyways , so i got to really enjoy Jay Z , without grinding butt fuck boy in front me !

Opt!m!st!c
04-20-2010, 05:56 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/Eowynswordbearer/roflbot-8Wdb.jpg

*SURREAL*
04-20-2010, 05:56 PM
Don't leave us in suspense. Did he bring her to orgasm?

well , like i said , she was real bitchy when she first got there , but when they left she was all happy , so my guess is yeah . maybe her asshole was itchy , just needed a scratch

canexplain
04-20-2010, 05:58 PM
I've seen people fuck a lot at festivals but they are usually covered in some way ...

cheeksneak
04-20-2010, 06:02 PM
Smell my finger.

algunz
04-20-2010, 06:02 PM
I've never come to orgasm with just butthole, so I'm guessing that she didn't. She was smiling when she left because it was finally over.

HandBanana
04-20-2010, 06:08 PM
He was just on his 10 minute break from selling people their churros.

Which I guess answers everybody's question about there being a new flavor of churro this year.

fatbastard
04-20-2010, 06:29 PM
Those must have been some Shaq sized fingers.

karecares
04-20-2010, 06:51 PM
i saw a relatively good looking couple going at it by the gobi/kin area. the girl had a great ass and he was fingering her, her 'skirt' was about 2x2. hey at least they were good looking that tends to make it more acceptable and less gross

Grant
04-20-2010, 07:17 PM
I guess the fingering was so good they left and had sex in my tent. Of all tents. deep fucking sigh

karecares
04-20-2010, 07:22 PM
Grant, i feel for you and your violated tent

Opt!m!st!c
04-20-2010, 07:24 PM
I guess the fingering was so good they left and had sex in my tent. Of all tents. deep fucking sigh


had sex in my tent. Of all tents. deep fucking sigh


Of all tents. deep fucking sigh


deep fucking sigh


deep fucking

Excellent choice of words.

Suffacated
04-20-2010, 07:34 PM
well , like i said , she was real bitchy when she first got there , but when they left she was all happy , so my guess is yeah . maybe her asshole was itchy , just needed a scratch

He may have been trying to retrieve his stash, some aidz needles, some glow sticks or perhaps a warm little snack to hold him over till churro time?

Josesativa
04-20-2010, 07:35 PM
If anyone here that knows me on Facebook ever figures out who this black dude is, plz tell him to friend request me, k?

lmao

Sleeping Lion
04-20-2010, 07:44 PM
Was it during Yeah? My asshole always needs some loving during those fat beats.

*SURREAL*
04-20-2010, 07:48 PM
Was it during Yeah? My asshole always needs some loving during those fat beats.

actually it was right before LCD started , and he pretty much packed it the whole show , i bet she spat out pancakes after that !

Sleeping Lion
04-20-2010, 07:53 PM
I was dancing my ass off towards the back center. As wierd as this sounds I wish I couldve seen this for about 10 seconds. I'm an adventurer and I'll enjoy lifes experiences one ass fingering at a time.

dontpanic
04-20-2010, 07:56 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Sleeping Lion
04-20-2010, 07:59 PM
Neat I've been "quoted"! ^
Never had a clue, e-fist bump brah!

a.newb
04-20-2010, 08:03 PM
YEAH....this thread goes out to you .
Your a fucking disgusting pile of shit .
Here's the story . My friends and i got a sweet spot against the rail ( in the corner left side ) early in the day to post up for Jay Z , and to watch all the other great bands playing before . Two bitchy fat Mexican girls come over and wiggle their way in between us , and start making phone calls to their boyfriend ( lil black douche i will call him ) , so eventually lil black douche makes his way over , i see him stepping on people , shoving his way through the crowd , and just annoying the shit out of everyone to get to his fat girls . When he gets there ( right before LCD started ) hes right in front of my friend all grinding on his girl , then pulls out some lube , squirts it on his fingers , and sticks them in her ass . I could hear him say , " does it hurt , does it hurt " , and the whole time grinding away .
Lil black douche and the fat mexi girls are prime example of what alot of people this year seem to be complaining about , or is just my bad luck that i had to experience that annoying sack of shit ?

That's some sick shit.

ZackQ
04-20-2010, 08:07 PM
These things happen. Pretty much all the time.

FoxeyLady
04-20-2010, 08:10 PM
I'm no 'mo, but James Murphy makes my butt hungry.

ZackQ
04-20-2010, 08:13 PM
Haha. I was in that area too, dancing next to this massive Japanese guy who seriously had some of the sickest dance moves I've ever seen. None of my friends were with me, nor do they believe this guy exists.

*SURREAL*
04-20-2010, 08:14 PM
These things happen. Pretty much all the time.

yeah , true , i just didn't want it to happen to me , fuck everyone else....just joking , just joking

ZackQ
04-20-2010, 08:15 PM
At least that guy didn't finger your asshole. That would have been awful! Or strangely appealing if you relax and go with it.

*SURREAL*
04-20-2010, 08:22 PM
At least that guy didn't finger your asshole. That would have been awful! Or strangely appealing if you relax and go with it.

HELL NA ! my friend was get'n the worst though , lil black douch kept elbowing him in the stomach every time hed pull back . i stepped to the side as much as i could

dontpanic
04-20-2010, 08:24 PM
Neat I've been "quoted"! ^
Never had a clue, e-fist bump brah!

it was too brilliant to pass up.

krisskross
04-20-2010, 08:51 PM
i want to laugh, but im so disturbed.

jimmycrackcorn
04-20-2010, 08:52 PM
she needed to pass some gas, he opened her escape valve= she smiles w/happy ending...

Suffacated
04-20-2010, 09:01 PM
:puke

jdaws
04-20-2010, 09:03 PM
sounds like a good ol' time to me, not really seeing the big deal here

stinkbutt
04-20-2010, 09:08 PM
I guess the fingering was so good they left and had sex in my tent. Of all tents. deep fucking sigh

Wait, what? Someone had butt sex in your tent?

*SURREAL*
04-20-2010, 09:10 PM
sounds like a good ol' time to me, not really seeing the big deal here

yeah , okay....let me know where you are next year so i can stand right in front of while fingering my girlfriend , and bumping into you the whole time , see if it starts to bother you after awhile

Suffacated
04-20-2010, 09:20 PM
yeah , okay....let me know where you are next year so i can stand right in front of while fingering my girlfriend , and bumping into you the whole time , see if it starts to bother you after awhile

Watching that might get me to pop a chubby after awhile....

sison3531
04-20-2010, 09:22 PM
it was me.

*SURREAL*
04-20-2010, 09:24 PM
Watching that might get me to pop a chubby after awhile....

nice , except they were nasty , i wouldnt have cared so much if they were hot

gaypalmsprings
04-20-2010, 09:24 PM
Didn't it smell?

*SURREAL*
04-20-2010, 09:26 PM
it was me.

oh really , okay , what were you wearing ? and i will say if it was really you

Suffacated
04-20-2010, 09:27 PM
Get past the smell, ya got it licked.

Cdubby
04-20-2010, 09:30 PM
that had to be some ripe ass, hope she was using some baby wipes in 'dat porta poddy!

*SURREAL*
04-20-2010, 09:30 PM
Didn't it smell?

i didnt smell anything , my friends and i joked about that afterwards

ppppfffffftttttttt , butt quiff

mptothedc
04-20-2010, 09:36 PM
YEAH....this thread goes out to you .
Your a fucking disgusting pile of shit .
Here's the story . My friends and i got a sweet spot against the rail ( in the corner left side ) early in the day to post up for Jay Z , and to watch all the other great bands playing before . Two bitchy fat Mexican girls come over and wiggle their way in between us , and start making phone calls to their boyfriend ( lil black douche i will call him ) , so eventually lil black douche makes his way over , i see him stepping on people , shoving his way through the crowd , and just annoying the shit out of everyone to get to his fat girls . When he gets there ( right before LCD started ) hes right in front of my friend all grinding on his girl , then pulls out some lube , squirts it on his fingers , and sticks them in her ass . I could hear him say , " does it hurt , does it hurt " , and the whole time grinding away .
Lil black douche and the fat mexi girls are prime example of what alot of people this year seem to be complaining about , or is just my bad luck that i had to experience that annoying sack of shit ?

Haha! I don't know what is worse. The ass fingering or that he actually prepared for it and brought a bottle of lube.

Cap That Foo
04-20-2010, 09:53 PM
I fucken love this thread hahahaha

ryanliamg
04-21-2010, 12:19 AM
hahaha. omg. i was hoping to hear something like this. during gorillaz, some mexicans were grinding next to me. he the dude just wanted this girl, and didn't give a fuck about GORILLAZ. eventually the girl left (i'm not sure if they even knew each other) and he stood there for a moment looking so disappointed.
God, the crowd at gorillaz really got on my nerves.

lickety_spit
04-21-2010, 12:23 AM
hey! i'm not mexican!

meowlouder
04-21-2010, 07:15 AM
two in the pinky and one in the stinky

daxton
04-21-2010, 07:22 AM
I guess the fingering was so good they left and had sex in my tent. Of all tents. deep fucking sigh


Wait, what? Someone had butt sex in your tent?

I want to know about this too.

elChurro
04-21-2010, 07:22 AM
This is what 18 holes smells like.

http://www.v103webmag.com/girltalk/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tiger_woods00-headshot-finger-point-med.jpg

Rosemont17
04-21-2010, 07:57 AM
damn that finger must of smelled like rotten taco meat!

alcoholicgifts
04-21-2010, 11:47 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

billtino
04-21-2010, 11:57 AM
damn that finger must of smelled like rotten taco meat!

Carne ASSada

JustSteve
04-21-2010, 12:11 PM
believe me , it happened , i wish it didnt . i couldnt make something like this up if i tried . its funny now , but at the time it was annoying as fuck !

and why were you looking? the stage is up much higher than someone's butthole...

*SURREAL*
04-21-2010, 12:32 PM
and why were you looking? the stage is up much higher than someone's butthole...

because it all started before LCD came on . when the guy pulled out the lube , i was thinking to myself , what is he get'n ready to do with that ?

juloxx
04-21-2010, 12:34 PM
People will complain about anything these days

elChurro
04-21-2010, 01:17 PM
Who brings lube to a show?

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-21-2010, 01:19 PM
Who brings lube to a show?

Obviously someone who is intending on riding dirty. He wasn't planning on getting caught.

Opt!m!st!c
04-21-2010, 01:21 PM
Riding dirty? Damn, I need to keep up with the lingo. I could have sworn it was still called "tenderizing the cinnamon ring."

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-21-2010, 01:26 PM
Untethering the tennis ball

Errant
04-21-2010, 01:28 PM
Did he at least have baby wipes or something for that finger when he was done? I wonder how many of us he touched with it on his way out?

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-21-2010, 01:30 PM
Ass to mouth. Cleans that shit right off.

hellmet
04-21-2010, 01:32 PM
I don't believe this!

*SURREAL*
04-21-2010, 01:46 PM
People will complain about anything these days

yeah ....okay , let it happen to you . some douche fingering his girl , all bumping on you while doing it , while your trying to watch a show ( not a butt fuck show ) . at least i aint complaining about people wearing fedoras , go drop that comment on them !

ryanliamg
04-21-2010, 02:10 PM
ass douche. haha
eww, i think i can smell it from here.

Opt!m!st!c
04-21-2010, 02:11 PM
yeah ....okay , let it happen to you . some douche fingering his girl , all bumping on you while doing it , while your trying to watch a show ( not a butt fuck show ) . at least i aint complaining about people wearing fedoras , go drop that comment on them !

You should have put it in his butt. Then asked him how the show was.

Grant
04-21-2010, 02:15 PM
I want to know about this too.

No, no butt sex.

*SURREAL*
04-21-2010, 02:42 PM
You should have put it in his butt. Then asked him how the show was.

that would have worked if i were GAY !

Strange
04-21-2010, 03:22 PM
Who brings lube to a show?
lol I was thinking that same thing, and one other thing:
What did the security guy think when he saw the lube?? rofl

Mau5 Boyz
04-21-2010, 03:26 PM
YEAH....this thread goes out to you .
Your a fucking disgusting pile of shit .
Here's the story . My friends and i got a sweet spot against the rail ( in the corner left side ) early in the day to post up for Jay Z , and to watch all the other great bands playing before . Two bitchy fat Mexican girls come over and wiggle their way in between us , and start making phone calls to their boyfriend ( lil black douche i will call him ) , so eventually lil black douche makes his way over , i see him stepping on people , shoving his way through the crowd , and just annoying the shit out of everyone to get to his fat girls . When he gets there ( right before LCD started ) hes right in front of my friend all grinding on his girl , then pulls out some lube , squirts it on his fingers , and sticks them in her ass . I could hear him say , " does it hurt , does it hurt " , and the whole time grinding away .
Lil black douche and the fat mexi girls are prime example of what alot of people this year seem to be complaining about , or is just my bad luck that i had to experience that annoying sack of shit ?

Damz wishez iz waz therez wouldz havez joinz inz thez funz smellz myz fingerz

motionnn77
04-22-2010, 03:36 PM
Dios Mio!!! Buscandas yo y mi novio??? Y mis nalgas grandes??! Y el dedo de my novio en mis nalgas grandes??

Cochino!!

HandBanana
04-22-2010, 03:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/7qpFo.jpg

Rosemont17
04-22-2010, 03:57 PM
yumm! coochie coochie!!

malcolmjamalawesome
04-22-2010, 06:20 PM
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7531/2569842814bc73d55422.jpg

malcolmjamalawesome
04-22-2010, 06:22 PM
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5899/6a00e5504cb9c8883301053.jpg

malcolmjamalawesome
04-22-2010, 06:33 PM
I've never come to orgasm with just butthole

Fap.

gaypalmsprings
04-22-2010, 06:35 PM
I can't believe this thread has 100 posts.

http://www.popcritics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/04-25-2008_0023.jpg

malcolmjamalawesome
04-22-2010, 06:36 PM
^^^ I assume you mean because you feel it should have 100,000.

Cheddar's Cousin
04-22-2010, 07:00 PM
Riding dirty? Damn, I need to keep up with the lingo. I could have sworn it was still called "tenderizing the cinnamon ring."

Tickling the starfish

Opt!m!st!c
04-22-2010, 07:18 PM
http://images.inmagine.com/img/aspireimages/meds013/meds013112.jpg

anevaude
04-22-2010, 07:26 PM
I'm so sorry you had to go through that!

IRSCOTT
04-22-2010, 07:38 PM
I've done a lot of things at music festivals in my day. And like most people, sure, I've fingered some butt holes during LCD Soundsystem. No big.
Sigg worthy

ballroomdancer22
04-25-2010, 09:59 PM
i bet they put on a better show than sly stone

matsuolost
04-25-2010, 10:30 PM
tinwop

Sleepingrock
12-21-2010, 06:12 PM
Maybe it was Tiesto in disguise?

http://ih2.redbubble.net/work.4540875.3.fig,red,shortsleeve_one_piece,fffff f.tiesto-touched-my-butthole-v3.jpg

ivankay
12-21-2010, 06:17 PM
Is this up for consideration for some kind of "Thread of the Year" MJA?

fiopadp7791
12-21-2010, 11:19 PM
How the fuck did I miss this thread 8+ months ago!? Full of lulz. But SleepingRock- why the bump?

ghettosteez
12-31-2010, 12:09 PM
by the 4th page of reading this thread, i started to smell nonexistent fart in the air

Paradigm
01-29-2011, 01:39 AM
this has got to be one of the most hilarious threads ive ever read

weeklymix
01-29-2011, 01:49 AM
this has got to be one of the most hilarious threads ive ever read

Shut the fuck up, froob.

Mammoth85
02-07-2011, 09:49 AM
Did you consider engaging this lil black douche? Perhaps an appropriate conversation starter would have been: "pardon me sir, would you mind taking your finger out of your girlfriends asshole? We're trying to enjoy LCD Soundsystem."

heyeric
02-07-2011, 12:17 PM
Smell my finger.

No, you smell my finger :)

discobotica
02-07-2011, 12:49 PM
G6Kspj3OO0s

bottomfeeder
02-12-2011, 09:42 AM
you no like the dirty sanchez?

intuitionn
02-13-2011, 03:22 PM
http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/spotlight/bet-blog/assets/2010/05/shaq.jpg

Fresh prince of Coachella
02-16-2011, 10:42 AM
http://blogs.citypages.com/gimmenoise/50tysonyoutube.jpeg

thefrush
02-16-2011, 11:15 AM
I'm 16, next year I'll be.... uhh... REMIX!

Fresh prince of Coachella
02-16-2011, 02:29 PM
I was born to be a ball player.

gaypalmsprings
04-08-2012, 09:30 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HyyDHyAwI6k/TJbN3oM2IZI/AAAAAAAAKVM/MvOdD-l8gkU/s1600/karzai+finger.jpg

Vic Viper
04-08-2012, 11:44 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HyyDHyAwI6k/TJbN3oM2IZI/AAAAAAAAKVM/MvOdD-l8gkU/s1600/karzai+finger.jpg

what really makes me laugh is that you saw this image and it immediately reminded you of this thread.

malcolmjamalawesome
04-18-2014, 08:27 AM
For what it's worth, we witnessed a reenactment of this event in the Yuma this year with two bears

GuyInTucson
04-18-2014, 12:33 PM
Well that's special

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-18-2014, 01:04 PM
did you snap any pix

bobert
04-18-2014, 01:24 PM
For what it's worth, we witnessed a reenactment of this event in the Yuma this year with two bears

Was Joe Goddard giving or taking the finger?

BROKENDOLL
04-18-2014, 01:32 PM
If you think of it as Yogi and Boo-Boo sharing a honeypot, it's even funnier.

malcolmjamalawesome
04-27-2014, 03:41 PM
Also, all the Yuma bears were crushing GHB pretty hard.