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SoulDischarge
04-15-2010, 01:28 PM
Hannah has knee lice. Tom is 14 years old. Corinna wears AA cups. amyzzz is an alcoholic. Feather shot a man in Reno just to see him die. Ivankay is the Cobrasnake. Bryan is hiding a harelip under all that facial hair. Suprefan has only seen Thrice 30 times. Salah is a homosexual. Gabe is Brett Ratner's assistant. Marco has five different families in five different states that don't know about each other. Let me know what you've heard.

thestripe
04-15-2010, 01:29 PM
Tessa is gay.

SoulDischarge
04-15-2010, 01:30 PM
Rumors, not widely known facts.

stuporfly
04-15-2010, 01:33 PM
Alchemy and Gonshman are the same dude. Not an alter-ego thing, but more the two-headed Rosey Grier/Ray Milland type.

bmack86
04-15-2010, 01:51 PM
Wait, I thought that's why they called it a hair lip: because of all the hair.

stuporfly
04-15-2010, 02:05 PM
mountmccabe is really more of a hill.

kitt kat
04-15-2010, 03:38 PM
mountmccabe is really more of a hill.

Haha!

Still-ill
04-15-2010, 03:48 PM
http://memegenerator.net/Discrimination-Hippie/ImageMacro/885881/Discrimination-Hippie-Croinna-is-a-b-word-Amy-is-nice-Cr.jpg

SoulDischarge
04-15-2010, 05:40 PM
mountmccabe is really more of a hill.

He's not even really a Dark Lord. More of a dim one actually.

gaypalmsprings
04-15-2010, 05:41 PM
Tessa is gay.

QFT.

gaypalmsprings
04-15-2010, 05:42 PM
Sally is straight curious.

Courtney
04-15-2010, 05:43 PM
I heard that Pot uses a thesaurus.

SoulDischarge
04-15-2010, 05:46 PM
Poorly.

Cheddar's Cousin
04-15-2010, 06:01 PM
You mean:
deficiently, faultily, defectively, imperfectly, shoddily, roughly, inadequately?

ivankay
04-15-2010, 06:13 PM
Cobrasnake and i have been seen in the same place at the same time. Things is crazy here. Miss you.

Love,

mike

Courtney
04-15-2010, 06:19 PM
Dear Mike/Cobrasnake,

Please remove those gross photos of me from like 4 years ago from your website.

kisses,
Courtney

stuporfly
04-15-2010, 06:22 PM
Menik actually thinks Mudhoney was the superior grunge-era Seattle band.

Courtney
04-15-2010, 06:24 PM
Hannah gets PLASTIC BAGS from the grocery store every single trip, and then throws them out.

Stefinitely Maybe
04-15-2010, 06:25 PM
Ronnie auditioned to be a professional wrestler but failed to make the cut. Greg's favorite drink is a shirley temple. Passive ironically has shaven pubes. Corinna is allergic to peanut butter. Ken was an extra on Ugly Betty.

stuporfly
04-15-2010, 06:26 PM
juloxx has a CD shelf filled exclusively with Toby Keith bootlegs.

gaypalmsprings
04-15-2010, 06:27 PM
Brokendoll's drug of choice is Tylenol.

Courtney
04-15-2010, 06:27 PM
Brad eats imported, out-of-season fruits and vegetables.

Courtney
04-15-2010, 06:31 PM
Psychic Friend takes out her tension by killing small dogs and cats.

Stefinitely Maybe
04-15-2010, 06:34 PM
Feather eats at least one yoghurt every day in order to stay regular. Tom has successfully bet on the wrong team to win the Super Bowl for the past 6 years straight. Suffacated did not know how to tie laces until he was 11 years old. Brokendoll cries at the end of both Forrest Gump and Anchorman.

Courtney
04-15-2010, 06:34 PM
Randy hates Pavement.


... oh, wait.

SoulDischarge
04-15-2010, 06:36 PM
Brandon's entire body is built from plastic surgery leftovers.

stuporfly
04-15-2010, 06:36 PM
RagePatton is two little kids, one sitting on the other's shoulders.

gaypalmsprings
04-15-2010, 06:37 PM
M Sparks has a great camera.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs045.snc3/13299_388752089849_756524849_3787550_6179569_n.jpg

SoulDischarge
04-15-2010, 06:39 PM
faxman's parents are both virgins.

gaypalmsprings
04-15-2010, 06:39 PM
Psychic Friend takes out her tension by killing small dogs and cats.

These are supposed to be rumors.

Courtney
04-15-2010, 06:42 PM
vinylmartyr's entire music collection is 64kbps mp3s.

Stefinitely Maybe
04-15-2010, 06:42 PM
gaypalmsprings is actually a woman named Brenda. She has a husband and three kids and lives in Idaho. She enjoys gardening, crotcheting, and watching curling on television. She also has a blue belt in karate.

MarkO
04-15-2010, 06:44 PM
vinylmartyr's entire music collection is 64kbps mp3s.

+1 internet. :rotfl

Courtney
04-15-2010, 06:45 PM
Jen wears patchouli oil.

SoulDischarge
04-15-2010, 06:45 PM
Oh my god, that's my aunt Brenda!

Stefinitely Maybe
04-15-2010, 06:45 PM
amyzzzz thought that YouTube was an item of clothing, until her husband explained it to her.

SoulDischarge
04-15-2010, 06:46 PM
Her gay husband.

gaypalmsprings
04-15-2010, 06:46 PM
gaypalmsprings is actually a woman named Brenda. She has a husband and three kids and lives in Idaho. She enjoys gardening, crotcheting, and watching curling on television. She also has a blue belt in karate.

Hey, I'm not at Coachella yet. This is way premature! Ha! You are pretty close, however.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1115/537886547_6a3a9ec811.jpg?v=0

imsorryforpictures
04-15-2010, 06:47 PM
Cobrasnake and i have been seen in the same place at the same time. Things is crazy here. Miss you.

Love,

mike

http://www.plong.com/MusicCatalog%5CJ%5CJoey%20Youngman%20-%20Psychic%20Friends%20EP%20(EP)%5CJoey%20Youngman %20-%20Psychic%20Friends%20EP%20(EP).jpg

Stefinitely Maybe
04-15-2010, 06:49 PM
Corinna has an overwhelming phobia of squirrels.

stuporfly
04-15-2010, 06:51 PM
Feather is sick and fucking tired of the Sahara, but feels obliged to spend the bulk of her festival time there to retain her PLUR cred.

Courtney
04-15-2010, 06:52 PM
Rick considers Uwe Boll to be a formative influence.

wmgaretjax
04-15-2010, 07:15 PM
Bryan decided to become a tax lawyer. I hear he's already filed suit against Dean Spunt for the IRS because of backed taxes.

MissingPerson
04-15-2010, 07:39 PM
Bmack caught some sort of weird fungus off somebody.

He's in the process of giving it to everybody else.

schoolofruckus
04-15-2010, 07:57 PM
Gabe is Brett Ratner's assistant.

Low fucking blow.

ivankay
04-16-2010, 12:40 AM
Dear Mike/Cobrasnake,

Please remove those gross photos of me from like 4 years ago from your website.

kisses,
Courtney

Dear Courtney,

You have never been gross.

mike (hating volcanic ash)

Stefinitely Maybe
04-16-2010, 11:39 AM
Oh my god, that's my aunt Brenda!

http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/brenda.jpg

canexplain
04-16-2010, 12:14 PM
Miscorrections and missingperson co-wrote a book on How To Grow Potatoes ...

MissingPerson
04-16-2010, 12:14 PM
It seems to me Brenda might be worth getting to know.

Courtney
04-16-2010, 12:47 PM
Oooh, looks like somebody got Font Book for Christmas.

Courtney
04-16-2010, 01:13 PM
Dear Courtney,

You have never been gross.

mike (hating volcanic ash)

Note boys, this is how you get the ladies to love you. Just tell us we are not gross.

MissingPerson
04-16-2010, 01:33 PM
Yeah, but try tattooing the word "Brenda" all over yourself first.

MissingPerson
04-16-2010, 01:34 PM
Even if your partners name isn't Brenda.

Courtney
04-16-2010, 01:38 PM
I'm really hoping that band of ink on his left arm is little tiny BRENDABRENDABRENDABRENDABRENDAETC

MissingPerson
04-16-2010, 01:44 PM
I like the bits where it says Adnerb.

SoulDischarge
04-16-2010, 01:59 PM
http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/brenda.jpg

And that's my uncle Brenda! This is getting creepy you guys.

M Sparks
04-16-2010, 05:35 PM
M Sparks has a great camera.



Blackberry- not the strongest imaging device.

This thread is fucking priceless. BTW, I heard LocaChica actually captured Lucky and all of his lucky charms, including the purple horseshoooooes.

jdaws
04-16-2010, 07:52 PM
Monklish has been found bound and gagged in a portypotty with a supre-expensive camera shoved deep inside his rectum.

jdaws
04-16-2010, 07:53 PM
The whereabouts of his stupid fucking hat remain unconfirmed.

mountmccabe
04-17-2010, 12:13 PM
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_pzH4CyhHSIk/S8oHdZYNWjI/AAAAAAAAAMc/OgB0V0LnyfE/s400/2010-04-17%2012.06.10.jpg?source=androidclient

Truth.

downingthief
04-17-2010, 02:01 PM
Awesome.

Beef Jerky
04-19-2010, 03:13 AM
I finally met someone from the boards tonight!!!

Suffacated
04-19-2010, 03:38 AM
Brokendoll's drug of choice is Tylenol.
It's now Monday 3:30 am and I'm here in our tent in the campground...that little tidbit of gossip might become become fact very shortly though.

M Sparks
04-19-2010, 08:07 PM
Corinna is allergic to peanut butter.

Not only is this not true, she actually has a little bit of a peanut butter problem.

http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd333/marc242/CorrinaPB2.jpg

TheClares
04-21-2010, 05:36 AM
Not only is this not true, she actually has a little bit of a peanut butter problem.


Quite disturbing...

http://i721.photobucket.com/albums/ww215/theclares/CIMG0207.jpg

PotVsKtl
04-21-2010, 09:54 AM
Poorly.

Watch your mouth clip-on beardo.

marooko
04-21-2010, 09:58 AM
http://www.plong.com/MusicCatalog%5CJ%5CJoey%20Youngman%20-%20Psychic%20Friends%20EP%20(EP)%5CJoey%20Youngman %20-%20Psychic%20Friends%20EP%20(EP).jpg

Holy fucking WOW!! Did you just come across this or are you aware of what it is? Never thought I'd see something like this here.




Not only is this not true, she actually has a little bit of a peanut butter problem.

http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd333/marc242/CorrinaPB2.jpg

There are jokes here. In the picture. Right there. Jokes.

Cheddar's Cousin
04-21-2010, 10:06 AM
There are jugs here. In the picture. Right there. Jugs.

Fixed

M Sparks
04-21-2010, 10:12 AM
Quite disturbing...


When you start mixing Skippy with Jif, it's time for an intervention.

miscorrections
04-21-2010, 10:14 AM
Those pictures remind me why I don't like pictures.

But I do like peanut butter.

stuporfly
04-21-2010, 10:18 AM
When you start mixing Skippy with Jif, it's time for an intervention.

I'll stop making bathtub Jifpy when you pry the stirrin' stick from my cold, dead fingers.

marooko
04-21-2010, 10:47 AM
Fixed

ZING!!!



Those pictures remind me why I don't like pictures.

But I do like peanut butter.

Relax, geeeezzz.

SoulDischarge
04-10-2014, 10:18 PM
captncrazy enjoys the company of lurkers.

SoulDischarge
04-10-2014, 10:26 PM
Randy sells his drugs at a loss.

marooko
04-10-2014, 10:33 PM
gunz is actually a teacher's assistant.

SoulDischarge
04-10-2014, 10:52 PM
TomAz patronized five underage Mexican prostitutes.

algunz
04-11-2014, 02:02 AM
I assist all. I am not exclusive.

SoulDischarge
04-11-2014, 04:05 AM
algunz is actually a well learned bastion of knowledge for our future generations to look up to in reverence.

amyzzz
04-11-2014, 06:16 AM
I want to participate, but I'm bad at this and would probably actually offend someone.

amyzzz
04-11-2014, 06:19 AM
Maybe I should post vicious truths instead.

marooko
04-11-2014, 07:54 AM
DO IT!!!

gaypalmsprings
04-11-2014, 08:01 AM
Hannah has knee lice. Tom is 14 years old. Corinna wears AA cups. amyzzz is an alcoholic. Feather shot a man in Reno just to see him die. Ivankay is the Cobrasnake. Bryan is hiding a harelip under all that facial hair. Suprefan has only seen Thrice 30 times. Salah is a homosexual. Gabe is Brett Ratner's assistant. Marco has five different families in five different states that don't know about each other. Let me know what you've heard.

Salah is straight. But Tessa is gay.

gaypalmsprings
04-11-2014, 08:07 AM
AZTom likes fish.

http://www.fish4fun.com/images/Adv-graphics/snook.jpg

ThatGirl
04-11-2014, 08:31 AM
RedHotSgtPeppers and NathanFairchild are going to find Lindsay Lohan in the Yuma and take her out.

marooko
04-11-2014, 10:04 AM
^wait, aren't you going?


loca actually stole her pass, zzz'z was never going.

mountmccabe
04-11-2014, 10:13 AM
Josh wears lifts to appear taller. Erik has never shaved. Tommy dislikes new music. Audra once caught seven fireflies in a single night.

HowToDisappear
04-11-2014, 10:27 AM
Miroir Noir chases ambulances.

Sheldorrr
04-11-2014, 10:30 AM
All the boardies routinely arrive early Thursday to answer with grace, compassion, and kindness the questions of first time goers.

ENluv12
04-11-2014, 10:34 AM
Ive somehow missed this thread for 3 years. <3

ThatGirl
04-11-2014, 10:36 AM
^wait, aren't you going?
Nope. This year didn't pan out for me. Really hope next year will though.

mountmccabe
04-11-2014, 10:58 AM
Ive somehow missed this thread for 3 years. <3

The viscous rumors are supposed to be about OTHER people.

ENluv12
04-11-2014, 11:03 AM
Always doing it wrong!

HowToDisappear
04-11-2014, 11:07 AM
GayPalm harbors a secret crush on Danica Patrick.

HowToDisappear
04-11-2014, 11:13 AM
TomAZ keeps an impressive collection of LED gloves in his nightstand drawer.

HowToDisappear
04-11-2014, 11:36 AM
Playa Del Wes really spent his "college years" ridin' the rails as a hobo.

SoulDischarge
04-11-2014, 11:41 AM
Dani is too timid to ban anyone and pays Menik to do it for her.

SoulDischarge
04-11-2014, 11:42 AM
Cara is a widely known pick up artist guru.

HowToDisappear
04-11-2014, 11:43 AM
Mike once mooned Mickey Mouse while in a drunken stupor.

SoulDischarge
04-11-2014, 11:43 AM
Zach's favorite beer is Milwaukee's Best.

algunz
04-11-2014, 11:44 AM
Mike once mooned Mickey Mouse while in a drunken stupor.

This is probably true.

ThatGirl
04-11-2014, 11:55 AM
Zach has successfully marketed whiskey-in-a-bag and is amassing his fortune.

HowToDisappear
04-11-2014, 12:03 PM
malcolmjamalawesome moonlights as a bouncer at the Electric Cowboy.

ThatGirl
04-11-2014, 12:06 PM
The viscous rumors are supposed to be about OTHER people.

Would a viscous rumor detail someone's affinity for honey? Maple syrup?

HowToDisappear
04-11-2014, 12:26 PM
The secret to footixy's lean, hard body? LIPO.

marooko
04-11-2014, 12:42 PM
his happy family photo was shopped. they were actually all mad. and so are his tattoos, he doesn't have a single one.

HowToDisappear
04-11-2014, 12:49 PM
santasutt has a shrine dedicated to Rex Ryan in his basement.

marooko
04-11-2014, 01:19 PM
Tom and Ron are actually best friends and go on family vacations together. To Canada.

RedHotSgtPeppers
04-11-2014, 01:26 PM
RedHotSgtPeppers and NathanFairchild are going to find Lindsay Lohan in the Yuma and take her out.

This has a very high probability of happening this year.

SoulDischarge
04-11-2014, 01:34 PM
Mitch actually knows less about the legal system than Beverly.

BROKENDOLL
04-11-2014, 01:45 PM
TomAZ keeps an impressive collection of LED gloves in his nightstand drawer.
Right next to his copies of Daft Punk Homework and ALIVE. Wouldn't doubt the lights are programmed to T*E*C*H*N*O*L*O*G*I*C*

HowToDisappear
04-11-2014, 01:46 PM
Icey. Five different baby mamas and counting.

BROKENDOLL
04-11-2014, 01:47 PM
Mitch actually knows less about the legal system than Beverly.
Not everyone is gifted with the level of stupidity neededl to be able to get yourself INSIDE...

BROKENDOLL
04-11-2014, 01:49 PM
I was there. I made it to the INSIDE.

BROKENDOLL
04-11-2014, 01:50 PM
I know what's behind the gavel and under that robe!

BROKENDOLL
04-11-2014, 01:53 PM
I know what's behind the gavel and under that robe!
With my luck, it would be Mitch... :rolleyes

SoulDischarge
04-11-2014, 01:54 PM
Beverly is a respected columnist for the New Yorker.

BROKENDOLL
04-11-2014, 01:58 PM
That's a low blow Patrick.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-11-2014, 02:00 PM
Everyone involved with any minute aspect of law aspires to be a judge.

BROKENDOLL
04-11-2014, 02:00 PM
Speaking of low blows...Is it true you only suck off midgets?

BROKENDOLL
04-11-2014, 02:03 PM
Speaking of low blows...Is it true you only suck off midgets?

Oh, my, not you, Drinkey! You're way too tall... someone told me that you like hanging them off the end of your weiner, isthatrite?

JustSteve
04-11-2014, 03:39 PM
Havent been on this side of the fence in the last ten years. Feels weird. Will be out there for a few hours tomorrow evening/night if anyone wants to spread some rumors about me then, though. Make it good. Or don't.

HowToDisappear
04-11-2014, 04:01 PM
There's no controlling the rumor mill.

icedKeg
04-11-2014, 04:07 PM
TallGuyCM is 5'3"

HowToDisappear
04-11-2014, 04:35 PM
I don't know about you, but I'm really sick of fatbastard and all his goddamn selfies.

HowToDisappear
04-12-2014, 05:43 PM
*coughRobinistheREALToiletSeatCoverBanditcough*

ThatGirl
04-12-2014, 08:58 PM
*coughRobinistheREALToiletSeatCoverBanditcough*
I knew it!!

HowToDisappear
04-12-2014, 09:14 PM
Steve routinely gropes all the nurses, then claims it's just the "dilaudid".

HowToDisappear
04-12-2014, 09:16 PM
Menik's daily motto: When in Doubt, Hug it Out.

betao
04-12-2014, 11:37 PM
Josh doesn't even own a copy of Faith No More's "Angel Dust"

betao
04-12-2014, 11:43 PM
Tom has a secret crush on Morrissey

obzen
04-13-2014, 05:02 PM
hahaha

fikus222
04-13-2014, 05:13 PM
Salah keeps several Girlfriends on the side.

vogina
04-13-2014, 05:38 PM
I have a vagina.

SoulDischarge
04-13-2014, 09:47 PM
Someone will convince Salah to check out Arcade Fire after Beck and he enjoys himself.