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adamnikyo
02-27-2007, 02:07 PM
i'm looking for a hot lady to blow my mind behind the porta-potties during Air's set. must be good looking, 18, born in january, no moles or other skin imperfections, with a strong resistance to diseases.

reply here.

amyzzz
02-27-2007, 02:09 PM
i'm looking for a hot lady to blow my mind behind the porta-potties during Air's set. must be good looking, 18, born in january, no moles or other skin imperfections, with a strong resistance to diseases.

reply here.
Will your family be involved?

arbouler
02-27-2007, 02:10 PM
i wanted to post a photo of someone we know as ken but i dont want your search to be jeopardized. good luck with the, uh, mind blowing experience

caco0283
02-27-2007, 02:11 PM
wow....i thought i was low....but adamn...you've surpassed me

adamnikyo
02-27-2007, 02:14 PM
Will your family be involved?

i don't know what kind of freaky family swapping shit you're into, but, no.

serious takers, please reply.

James
02-27-2007, 02:21 PM
to blow my mind behind the porta-potties
lmao

kimery08
02-27-2007, 02:22 PM
what if shes not "hot", not really looking to blow your mind just looking for a funny ass story to tell her friends, isnt too fond of porta potties, is 23, born in april, and has skin tags?

just askin

caco0283
02-27-2007, 02:24 PM
it cant be funny unless she just turned 18....just saying

adamnikyo
02-27-2007, 02:24 PM
"just askin"
or
"just asian"
because if that's a typo, i'm interested.

kimery08
02-27-2007, 02:25 PM
sorry, not asian.

does that mean youre not interested?

Hannahrain
02-27-2007, 02:25 PM
"just askin"
or
"just asian"
because if that's a typo, i'm interested.

KEEP YOUR FILTHY MITTS OFF MY WIFE.

bumper31
02-27-2007, 02:26 PM
I thought this was an advice thread on how to get it up whilst smoking plant life of questionable legality.......

How disappointing......back to google:nono

adamnikyo
02-27-2007, 02:30 PM
she came on to me.

kimery08
02-27-2007, 02:31 PM
whoa whoa whoa

false accusation

jackstraw94086
02-27-2007, 02:32 PM
whoa whoa whoa

false accusation

I saw it.

bmack86
02-27-2007, 02:32 PM
This thread is going good places

Hannahrain
02-27-2007, 02:33 PM
kimery, when i agreed to marry you i thought you had virtue.



but i like 'em better skanky, so it's irrelevant.

kimery08
02-27-2007, 02:35 PM
i wasnt asking for myself.

i am in a commited relationship with hannah which we will solidify at coachella.

adamnikyo
02-27-2007, 02:36 PM
sorry, not asian.

does that mean youre not interested?

oh my god, you're practically begging.

kimery08
02-27-2007, 02:36 PM
but i like 'em better skanky, so it's irrelevant.



hahhahahahahahhaahahhaa

Hannahrain
02-27-2007, 02:38 PM
i wasnt asking for myself.

i am in a commited relationship with hannah which we will solidify at coachella.

damn straight.

nobody sees those skin tags but me.

kreutz2112
02-27-2007, 02:41 PM
Britney Says:

LETS DO IT!!!

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/britney_rehab_param.jpg

Hannahrain
02-27-2007, 03:04 PM
hahhahahahahahhaahahhaa

kimery, i need to talk to you.

i did some research today. and it turns out, i don't like the arcade fire.

i didn't want you to be surprised on our wedding night.


can you support me?

kimery08
02-27-2007, 03:06 PM
its a step back but that will only help us take two steps forward.

i will support you.

Hannahrain
02-27-2007, 03:07 PM
ok.

but if we're going to go through with this, you have to be completely honest with me, like i was with you.






what the fuck is your avatar?

kimery08
02-27-2007, 03:11 PM
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g225/kimery08/IMG_6148.jpg

amyzzz
02-27-2007, 03:13 PM
kimery, i need to talk to you.

i did some research today. and it turns out, i don't like the arcade fire.

i didn't want you to be surprised on our wedding night.


can you support me?
YES, you've come over to the Dark Side!

Hannahrain
02-27-2007, 03:13 PM
i hate to break it to you my love, but it looks like a sideways demented jackolantern with headgear.

kimery08
02-27-2007, 03:15 PM
im okay with that.







in fact, i kind of like that.

chrislasf
02-27-2007, 03:16 PM
No more retardedness please.

mob roulette
02-27-2007, 03:17 PM
ever notice how hot and heavy the board gets around this time every weekday? it's probably because everybody's ready to get off working and just go GET OFF.

more please.

amyzzz
02-27-2007, 03:17 PM
No more retardedness please.
The question is: is the board a democracy or aristocracy?

dorkfish
02-27-2007, 03:18 PM
skch4zKdKbc

mountmccabe
02-27-2007, 03:26 PM
Where is flappyjack?

chrislasf
02-27-2007, 03:27 PM
The question is: is the board a democracy or aristocracy?

What the hell are you talking about?

jackstraw94086
02-27-2007, 03:31 PM
What the hell are you talking about?
choose the form of the destructor.

kimery08
02-27-2007, 03:32 PM
okay okay. i see we're taking away from the sole purpose of this thread.

chrislasf, feel free to apply.



ps, you have an even better chance if youre asian.

mountmccabe
02-27-2007, 03:35 PM
choose the form of the destructor.

I vote J Edgar Hoover.

chrislasf
02-27-2007, 03:38 PM
chrislasf, feel free to apply.



ps, you have an even better chance if youre asian.

Maybe you missed post #30.

kimery08
02-27-2007, 03:40 PM
nope.

jackstraw94086
02-27-2007, 03:50 PM
I vote J Edgar Hoover.


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/jackstraw94086/crowd2.jpg



phone meetings suck

nothingman00
02-27-2007, 06:55 PM
I confess that I also thought this thread was discussing having sex while high. In that respect, I love having sex when I'm stoned, but I'm not as likely to try something that requires me to move much, switch positions ANY. I get lazy as all hell. But, I find the sex good when stoned. Please resume original thread idea.

thaipod
02-28-2007, 01:28 AM
My question is, will there be an Angry Dragon action?

Benis23
02-28-2007, 01:35 AM
i'm looking for a hot lady to blow my mind behind the porta-potties during Air's set. must be good looking, 18, born in january, no moles or other skin imperfections, with a strong resistance to diseases.

reply here.

ahahahahahha

"WITH A STRONG RESISTANCE TO DISEASES"!!!!!!

ahahahahahaha

adamnikyo
02-28-2007, 09:14 AM
so who am i banging?

J~$$$
02-28-2007, 09:29 AM
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e302/fcbahamutzero/dfdfdsfxfsa.gif