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RATMan
02-26-2007, 07:10 PM
As per her personal request, I purposely left Hannahrain off this list

samiksha
02-26-2007, 07:12 PM
what list...

DeltaSigChi4
02-26-2007, 07:21 PM
That's bullshit!

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jimmycrackcorn
02-26-2007, 07:22 PM
WTF? half that $hit sounds like wrestling moves and the other half sounds like something on the menu at denny's

911wasaninsidejob
02-26-2007, 07:28 PM
WTF? half that $hit sounds like wrestling moves and the other half sounds like something on the menu at denny's

HAAA!!! FUNNIEST thing I've heard all day!! :rotfl :thu

york707
02-26-2007, 07:36 PM
I like that Kreutz is the only one who actually voted...

kreutz2112
02-26-2007, 07:38 PM
No shit. I thought I was just going to be first, but then none of you guys voted. Man, do I look like an ass. I do like giving pearl necklaces though.

york707
02-26-2007, 07:39 PM
Who doesn't, though?

RATMan
02-26-2007, 07:40 PM
No shit. I thought I was just going to be first, but then none of you guys voted. Man, do I look like an ass. I do like giving pearl necklaces though.

Don't worry, Kreutz, hopefully someone else will vote for something, too, so you won't be the only guy up there

kreutz2112
02-26-2007, 07:40 PM
Did you just vote york? How come I cant view who voted anymore?

RATMan
02-26-2007, 07:41 PM
bingo

mpg502 saves the day

york707
02-26-2007, 07:47 PM
No, I just viewed the votes....

kreutz2112
02-26-2007, 07:49 PM
I cant view the votes, I saw the function when I first read this thread, but I dont see it anymore?

TomAz
02-26-2007, 08:09 PM
l'enfer, c'est les autres.

nahuatldream
02-26-2007, 10:28 PM
I confess my naviete in admitting I don't know what the majority of these are. Don't bother explaining, I could look them up myself. Just sayin'

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-26-2007, 11:27 PM
I vote for a Philly Steamer!

Benis23
02-26-2007, 11:46 PM
PLEASE PROVIDE CLEAR EXPLAINATIONS OF EACH ITEM. I AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH SOME OF THEM

crazzz2007
02-27-2007, 02:33 AM
PLEASE PROVIDE CLEAR EXPLAINATIONS OF EACH ITEM. I AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH SOME OF THEM

definitions courtesy of UrbanDictionary.com ....

Dirty Sanchez - a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache.

Dutch Oven - blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.

Hot Lunch - the act of shitting in cling film stretched over someone’s open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the cling film giving the recipient a mouthful of shit and spunk.

The Stranger - sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

The Plumbkin – the act of getting one’s dick sucked while taking a shit.

Pearl Necklace - when a man shoots his load around a woman’s neck area (thus resembling a necklace) after wanking off over her, between her tits or getting sucked off. then she pretends to enjoy it but only because it's better than getting the load in the mouth.

The Flying Camel - as she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. you then flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl. strictly a class move.

The Woody Woodpecker - when a girl is sucking on your balls, and you tap the head of your cock on her forehead. just like Woody Woodpecker would.

The Bucking Bronco - when the guy is fucking the girl doggystyle, then his friends burst into the room with a video camera. the idea is to stay on as long as possible while the girl desperately tries to get away.

New York Style Taco - anytime you’re so drunk that when you go down on a chick you spew all over her box.

Courtney
02-27-2007, 06:08 AM
There is really only one acceptable answer to this poll, in my opinion.

amyzzz
02-27-2007, 08:56 AM
There is really only one acceptable answer to this poll, in my opinion.
To vomit?

ediger
02-27-2007, 08:59 AM
what about the kamikaze? When you're railing a chick from behind, you swipe her arms out to her face hits the ground. As you swipe her arms out, you yell KAMIKAZE!!!

kimery08
02-27-2007, 09:57 AM
ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
this is all too new for me.

J~$$$
02-27-2007, 10:00 AM
Stay classy San Diego.

rampaige
02-27-2007, 11:18 AM
What about the chili dog?

You shit on the girl's chest, then titty fuck her.

kimery08
02-27-2007, 11:31 AM
the flying camel still makes me laugh out loud.

BoardsofCoachella
02-27-2007, 11:52 AM
what about the kamikaze? When you're railing a chick from behind, you swipe her arms out to her face hits the ground. As you swipe her arms out, you yell KAMIKAZE!!!

hahaha

Hannahrain
02-27-2007, 12:04 PM
As per her personal request, I purposely left Hannahrain off this list

hahahaha well done.

randy ricochet
02-27-2007, 12:38 PM
I heard Delta and York love performing the old 'Rusty Trombone' on each other whenever they get chance!

Hannahrain
02-27-2007, 12:52 PM
the flying camel still makes me laugh out loud.

ticklish?

thaipod
02-27-2007, 01:07 PM
No Angry Dragon, Donkey Punch, or Houdini? This list is horseshit!

kimery08
02-27-2007, 01:14 PM
ticklish?

umm...yea, a little...

kimery08
02-27-2007, 01:15 PM
No Angry Dragon, Donkey Punch, or Houdini? This list is horseshit!

please provide a detailed description of each.
thankyouverymuch.

thaipod
02-27-2007, 01:29 PM
Angry Dragon -
When a female is perfoming oral sex and after the male ejaculates in her mouth, the male smacks female on the back of the head before she can swallow it and the cum shoots out her nose.

Donkey Punch -
During anal sex, the penetrating partner punches the submissive partner in the kidneys in order to induce anal contractions.

The Houdini -
After having sex with a woman from behind (doggy or anal). The man pulls out and spits on her back right before he ejaculates. When she turns around thinking he is done he ejaculates onto her face.

kimery08
02-27-2007, 01:29 PM
i really shouldnt be on here while at work.

invisiblerobots
02-27-2007, 01:39 PM
What, no fisheye? (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fisheye&r=f) or Dog in a Bathtub (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dog+in+a+bathtub&r=f)?

kimery08
02-27-2007, 01:41 PM
the male version of cameltoe.

J~$$$
02-27-2007, 01:42 PM
hahahahah I have never heard of dog in a bath tub.

kreutz2112
02-27-2007, 01:48 PM
I thought the fisheye definition was better. Especially when it was used in a sentence.

invisiblerobots
02-27-2007, 01:50 PM
the male version of cameltoe.

I believe that's know as a Moose Knuckle (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moose+knuckle&r=f). More of a phenomenon than an act deviance, methinks.

caco0283
02-27-2007, 02:15 PM
you forgot my 3 that I love

Spiderman - you do someone from that back...act like you are nutting in them....but you actually pull out and not in your hand...and when your partner turns around you fling it at them like spiderman would


http://la.siggraph.org/html/images/Spiderman-web.jpg


Air Guitar While you are doing your partner from the back play the air guitar...this is most fun if they never know


Niplazco well if you don't know by now, you'll never know

chrislasf
02-27-2007, 02:35 PM
The Houdini -
After having sex with a woman from behind (doggy or anal). The man pulls out and spits on her back right before he ejaculates. When she turns around thinking he is done he ejaculates onto her face.

Incorrect. This my friend is called a Copperfield. One is supposed to yell "It was all an illusion!" as aforementioned baby batter is deposited on the recipient.

A Houdini, a staple of the old board (the funny one - not this one), is when a nice gentleman is doing a sweet girl from behind while pressed against a window. Said gentleman discreetly pulls out and a friend in hiding takes his place without the girl knowing. First dude rolls outside and waves to the girl.

Know your magicians, son.

samiksha
02-27-2007, 02:43 PM
the clitourist. not a particular act, just a neat term i wanted to share.

kimery08
02-27-2007, 02:44 PM
and i thank you for that.

thaipod
02-27-2007, 03:02 PM
Incorrect. This my friend is called a Copperfield. One is supposed to yell "It was all an illusion!" as aforementioned baby batter is deposited on the recipient.

A Houdini, a staple of the old board (the funny one - not this one), is when a nice gentleman is doing a sweet girl from behind while pressed against a window. Said gentleman discreetly pulls out and a friend in hiding takes his place without the girl knowing. First dude rolls outside and waves to the girl.

Know your magicians, son.

Not that it's a pillar of correct knowledge, but I double-checked with urbandictionary.com to make sure I didn't mix them up before I posted. The listings for The Houdini (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=houdini)all are some form of my description. The Copperfield (or in urbandictionary.com, the David Copperfield (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=David+Copperfield)) has 5 different descriptions, including the one that I listed as the Houdini, and the one who you listed.

I do know my musicians, sir. Oh yes, I do. :)

chrislasf
02-27-2007, 03:04 PM
Urban dictionary is wrong. I am right.

Who said anything about musicians?

kimery08
02-27-2007, 03:06 PM
i really dont see how the spitting on the back would work.
shouldnt she be waiting for the guy to wipe her back off or get her something to wipe her back before she turns around??
that shit would run everywhere.

samiksha
02-27-2007, 03:08 PM
i've never had a guy shoot a load on my back and be polite enough to get me a tissue.

hawkingvsreeve
02-27-2007, 04:03 PM
No Angry Dragon, Donkey Punch, or Houdini? This list is horseshit!

Pretty much.

dontfeedthebird
02-27-2007, 04:54 PM
If you even bother voting you're going to hell.

RATMan
02-27-2007, 05:20 PM
This is why the terrorists hate us:


What about the chili dog?

You shit on the girl's chest, then titty fuck her.

Benis23
02-28-2007, 12:24 AM
There is really only one acceptable answer to this poll, in my opinion.

and that would be....?

randy ricochet
02-28-2007, 04:46 AM
'White water rafting'

This is where you pour champagne over the tuna canoe and then proceed with tongue to flick the little bold canoeist from its boat!....Adding coke to the canoeists head is a a bonus for the lady also!

RATMan
03-02-2007, 03:20 PM
Pearl Necklace wins

New York Style Taco loses

Courtney
03-02-2007, 03:24 PM
and that would be....?

to ignore the question.

amyzzz
03-03-2007, 10:21 AM
I wish someone would delete this thread.

bballarl
05-02-2007, 12:13 AM
I had never seen this thread before. I laughed hysterically.

caco0283
05-02-2007, 01:18 AM
I had never seen this thread before. I laughed hysterically.

So did i!!!!

i didnt know this world had so many monkeys

bballarl
05-02-2007, 01:19 AM
Ronnie, how many of these have you performed?

caco0283
05-02-2007, 01:21 AM
Ronnie, how many of these have you performed?

not many actually....i like to bee e original just like kunta kinta....i want to do something that peepps neverr seen and in return make them ddoo something to me that they've never done

soulfly_42
05-03-2007, 07:37 AM
try the bucking bronco on a big girl...the ride of your life!

PlayaDelWes
05-03-2007, 08:36 AM
I prefer the Paddington Ambush

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=paddington+ambush

jimmycrackcorn
02-16-2008, 06:43 AM
:bump

frozen pilgrim
02-16-2008, 07:11 AM
this is giving, not recieving of course.

B∞Rdom§
02-16-2008, 08:54 AM
hot carl!

thelastgreatman
02-16-2008, 10:38 AM
I'm still saying submarining is where it's at, guys. Don't sleep on it.

NiceArthur32
02-16-2008, 10:44 AM
i kinda like the "supa man" as made famous by soldja boy...

but the bucking bronco is alright with me...

the angry pirate gets honorable mention...

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
02-16-2008, 11:29 AM
wtf?

rage patton
02-16-2008, 11:35 AM
That's bullshit!

E

I almost totally forgot about Delta.

I wonder what he thinks about the Coachella 2008 line up...

NiceArthur32
02-16-2008, 11:37 AM
supa man - when you cum on a girls back and she falls asleep, when the semen dries up it sticks the sheets to her back and she wakes up with a cape!

you SUPA MANNED HER!


angry pirate- cum in her eye, then kick her in the shin!!!