25 TIPS FOR THE COACHELLA NEWCOMERS. (2010 VERSION)

[C DUB YA]

C DUB YA'S TIPS


1. Sun block + chapstick with sunblock or your lips WILL burn

2. Water and then more water

3. comfy shoes

4. Choose the right clothing light clothing during the day - long sleeves at night (its a desert, it can get a little chilly for some)

5. Arrive in a good mood, this is going to be a good weekend for you.

6. Book your hotel or camping spot early

7. Shower (please for the love of god) your neighbors in the crowd will thank you.

8. Eat and take a break, sit down

9. if you don't mind to do so, save the large amounts of alcohol till afterwards, because the sun will kill/drain you.

10. It's smart to buy the t shirts/merch you want early (they sell out at night and the lines are very long) Maybe you should get a locker rental?

11. Expect to wait in the morning at the entrance gate in long slow moving lines. Either arrive way early or relax and take your time.

12. Don't be a scarface and try to smuggle crazy ass drugs in there, while lax, they do escort people out from time to time, that would be a bummer of a weekend for you.

13. Don't "push your way" up front. This is kinda important. If there is an artist you want to see, get to that stage while the artist before is still on and just wait it out, you just may end up see something else you like too. In other words, don't be the asshole.

14. Have a physical meeting spot with your party, because your cell phone reception is spotty at best.

15. Sunglasses

16. Know that you WILL miss some acts you wanna see. But do move around to the different stages and see as much as possible.

17. Expect LOTS of traffic to and from festival grounds, patience.

18. Buy your 3 day pass as early as you can. Coachella has sold out in the past, but not every year. PF usually gives a warning of sorts somewhere in the message board, if things are getting close.

19. Don't lose your digital camera, you can take a photo of your contact information and have it on the camera... it could be you holding up a sign with your phone number, email, whatever. (thanks PF)

20. Condoms

21. Stay clear of the beer gardens, they are well away from the stages and over-priced, and boring, you will be missing out on a ton of musical fun.

22. Get Sleep (with in and outs for 2010, you could even take a nap if you need to, cool)

23. Print out a set times schedule - keep it in your pocket (they will have schedules there, but don't spend forever looking for one)

24. Plan any of your tent signings early, and prepare to wait for your favorite, but don't go nuts at the signing tent, you'll miss lots of music. Artists and the signing tent run way late and there are always cancelations throughout the day.

25. Bring cash

Bonus tips.

26. When possible, don't wear a backpack. Esp in the crowds near any stage. Unless you are working, you should leave it at the hotel, tent, or even a locker. The person behind you will be glad you don't bump them every time you decide to dance a little. Plus, it's one more security check you'll have to do.

27. Hats, might be a good idea for sun protection, but don't wear something obnoxiously big.

28. NEVER text "Where are you?" or any text that requires a response because by the time you get one, your friend won't be where they said they'd be. Also, Text affirmative statements such as "Meet at Sahara Tent at 6:30pm" or "Meet in beer garden by main stage at 8pm". Finally, Time stamp your texts because ambiguous times like "Meet me in 20 minutes" doesn't mean a damn thing. (thanks Weezy F)

29. Give yourself enough time to go from one side of the Polo Grounds to the other. It's a bigger area than you think. (esp. going from the VIP or Main Stage area to the Sahara tent)

30. If you choose to write on cars in the parking lot - please - keep it on the glass, the dust will scratch most paint. You and your friends can still marvel at your jr high bathroom drawings without doing any damage to someone's car. It's a win-win.

31. Maybe bring something for chafing. You'll be doing a lot of walking around. Try Goldbond body powder, Chamois Butt'r, or Bodyglide sticks (runners use them)
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[C DUB YA]

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[jlandgren]

A good thing to bring is lots of hand sanitizer. And travel toilet paper and travel toilet seat covers. The bathroom areas run out of these and when they do it really sucks.

[koryp]

Thanks for updating this post C DUB. It was a lifesaver my first year. Definitly improved our experience and reduced our anxiety. There is a good post somewhere on the board from a year or two ago that decribed a "toilet pack". We made a few of these and were very glad to have them. It consisted of single size packs of wet wipes and charmin toilet wipes. We still have some from last year to pack in a few weeks.

[halyem]

im no stranger to big music festivals, but this will be my first coachella.
a list of things to remember is always appreciated. thanks CW

[instinct]

31. Maybe bring something for chafing. You'll be doing a lot of walking around. Try Goldbond body powder, Chamois Butt'r, or Bodyglide sticks (runners use them)_


Haha.. This is important.. Last year the first day I my inner thighs started to get really irritating from all the walking/sweating.. They do sell Goldbond at Coachella as well.

[Boourns]

32. try to save bowel movements until first thing in the morning. The flushable toilets have no lines until a while after the doors open.

[darkjustice]

use olive oil for chafing

[SoulDischarge]

If you're carrying around a bag, putting a small roll of toilet paper in it may save your life.

And corn starch is what I always use for chafing, although for big fests I usually combine it with BodyGlide Anti-Chafing Stick.

[locachica73]

aww, i remember reading this for the first time 3 years ago right before my first Coachella and thinking how nice you were for laying it all out for the newbies.

[easto_pickle]

Cheers for this, a great help for us Coachella first timers. And I second you on the alcohol during the day point. Going one beer, one water is a good policy to follow if you do happen to drink however.

[RageAgainst]

Thanks mate i always like to help out fellow coachelavirgins,also Be sure not too hold your camera up whilst trying to record the whole damn show! take a couple hear and there but sheesh its annoying when people look like they got some sort of professional recording equip on them

[ArcadeParade]

the chaffing is for real, I've always used baby powder maybe time for something new

[Grant]

Funny... I never had a chaffing problem

[Radiohead]

32. bust out your balls and let me lick 'em

This "advice" is getting sort of weird...but, if you say so...

But seriosuly, though, nice job. I actually think a lot of this advice is useful and wouldn't necessarily be obvious for first-timers.

[PlayaDelWes]

My best two tips are walking socks from REI and linen shirts. Linen shirts protect you from the heat, but let the cool breeze in. Make sure to wear sunscrean under your shirt.

I've never had a chaffing problem, nor do I really know what it is, but because of the tips I read each year I wear under armor shorts and it's pretty nice.

Oh, also getting in just a tad better shape no matter what shape you are in now before the weekend is a pretty good thing too.

[Jefferson Blowdy]

Cheers for this, a great help for us Coachella first timers. And I second you on the alcohol during the day point. Going one beer, one water is a good policy to follow if you do happen to drink however.

doesn't that kind of hinder the process of getting/staying drunk?

[Abe Lincoln]

Kevlar is highly recommended for dancing so fast in the Sahara.

[C DUB YA]

doesn't that kind of hinder the process of getting/staying drunk?

doesn't getting drunk hinder the process of listening/remembering the bands you're supposed to be seeing?

just sayin

[C DUB YA]

But seriosuly, though, nice job. I actually think a lot of this advice is useful and wouldn't necessarily be obvious for first-timers.

I've learned a few of them the hard way over the years. My misfortune is your benefit.

[elChurro]

I'm all for the backpack, it keeps sweaty people from getting up too close behind you (adjust front spacing accordingly). Although you have to watch out for those who are daring enough to try to get into your backpack... but seriously, where are they gonna run when you bust them?

[Ha.SK]

my tote bag last year consisted of:
-travel size hand sanitizer
-body spray
-sun glasses
-eye glasses and an extra pair of contacts
-travel size sun block
-cash
-drivers license
-chap stick
and my camera

i think this year ill bring some wipes for my body and/or deodorant.

[anonimouse]

A good thing to bring is lots of hand sanitizer. And travel toilet paper and travel toilet seat covers. The bathroom areas run out of these and when they do it really sucks.

i brought some sanitizer last year, was VERY nice to have. also brought a handkerchief which turned out to be another useful item


34. dont be an asshole and cut in the food lines. while its unlikely anyone will really say anything about it as most of the crowd are pretty chill, we will all hate you and if anyone in line has a camera its possible your face will show up in the 2010 douche awards thread

[Leeartlee]

C DUB YA'S TIPS


5. Arrive in a good mood, this is going to be a good weekend for you.
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[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

doesn't that kind of hinder the process of getting/staying drunk?

There are so many things that are retarded about this question that I'm having a hard time responding to it.

I think you need to spend time drinking more.

[pinkladyam]

Thanks for the list....def helps me tweak my packing list!

[PrettyRagdoll]

doesn't that kind of hinder the process of getting/staying drunk?

If by Hinder, you mean keeping you from severe dehydration, thus sending you to an emergency room.... Yeah it does

[Sexton]

C DUB YA'S TIPS

23. Print out a set times schedule - keep it in your pocket (they will have schedules there, but don't spend forever looking for one)



Wow thanks for this list. Totally helpful :)
Curiosity, Anyone know if/when do they post the schedule online?

[JustSteve]

the chaffing is for real, I've always used baby powder maybe time for something new

get some under armor underwear! wicks away the moisture and keeps chafing from happening.

[JustSteve]

Wow thanks for this list. Totally helpful :)
Curiosity, Anyone know if/when do they post the schedule online?

usually a few days before the show

[megatron26]

great list! and the travel toilet paper idea is smart, I'll have to remember that

[abijo]

just buy normal toilet paper and take the cardboard tube out

cheaper and lasts longer

[weeklymix]

Compression shorts for men are WONDERFUL at hot festivals.

[jimmycrackcorn]

stay out of dark alleys

[ivankay]

Face wipes (the kind people use to remove make up) will give you a wonderful feeling when you use it to wipe off all the sunscreen and grime when the sun begins to go down. Baby wipes will do fine as well.

[Courtney]

Yes on all of the above. Also, I always carry around a few ibuprofen and earplugs. The pills are for muscle aches, accidental sunburn, etc. Usually after the first 7 hours or so, I'm pretty happy to have them. The earplugs are for saving my ears, especially if I'm super close to the speakers for a loud set, or if I'm just in the shade tent trying to catch 15 minutes of peace and need a timeout from all the ear over-stimulation.

[whynotsmile99]

http://velocommuter.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jb_powder.jpg

cornstarch all the way. Chaffcehlla sucks

and baby/facial wipes are a must. i go through many of those during Coachella. keeps you nice and refreshed

[crimethinker]

doesn't getting drunk greatly enhance the process of listening to/enjoying the bands you're supposed to be seeing?

just sayin

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[Carolina]

Face wipes (the kind people use to remove make up) will give you a wonderful feeling when you use it to wipe off all the sunscreen and grime when the sun begins to go down. Baby wipes will do fine as well.

Thanks for the tip that's a rather brilliant idea.

[C DUB YA]

fixed.

your fix is a fail... imo. I would argue (and win) against your theory.

[amyzzz]

scented hand sanitizer!

[fatbastard]

Good one and toilet seat covers.

[TomAz]

baby powder is minor leage imo. go for the gold bond.

[dekr510]

32. try to save bowel movements until first thing in the morning. The flushable toilets have no lines until a while after the doors open.

Where are the flushable toilets? I don't remember these from past years.

[Cuddlesthesheep]

.. what do i use to cure my massive swamp ass!?!?

[fatbastard]

I'm going to throw one into this thread.

Make yourself aware of the aura of Coachella and follow accordingly.

This means that you will get out of your car and notice people smiling at you. They are not making fun of you; they are happy and ready to have a good time. Smile back.

While you are walking from your car to the entrance, someone may come up to you and say "do you have a cigarette?" If you have a spare cigarette, give them one and ask them if they need a light. If you don't simply say, "Sorry, I don't have one to spare".

If someone drops their cell phone, yell as loud as you can to them ASAP, example. "Hey, you green butterfly girl, you dropped your phone!”

If someone who is beet red from rolling accidentally bumps into you on their way out of the Sahara, pat them on the shoulder and let them through. If they almost fall, help them up. Ask them if they are OK.

Wait in line for the restrooms. Do not cut in line.

Walk in with an opened mind. Don’t judge or mock people because they are different from you.

Don’t go to a stage and complain. Move on. Why are you wasting your time watching someone you don’t like?

If you see an artist on the grounds and want to say hi, please do so. Do not take all of their time by telling them about your entire life (unless they seem interested). If they keep walking, oh well. It wasn’t meant to be.

Throw your trash away after you eat. Drop your recyclables into the proper container.

When you leave, use courtesy when merging lanes. This should go without saying, but one person from a merging lane cuts in, then someone from the main line follows right behind, someone from the merging lane cuts in, then….

There is a reason this festival is world renown. What I'm saying is that this is community that welcomes everyone. Bring out you're best, just like it brings out the best in everyone else.

[amyzzz]

Where are the flushable toilets? I don't remember these from past years.
Look for the trailers. There should be one between the main and outdoor stages and one inside the main entrance. I can't remember if there is one over by the tents (gobi/mohave/sahara). There might be.

[wseco]

if your camping buy or bring some lawn chairs, and a pavilion (plastic gazebo) it will turn your campground area into the place to be. Because shade and water are two of the most valuable things at coachella

[OnlyNonStranger]

I'm going to throw one into this thread.

Make yourself aware of the aura of Coachella and follow accordingly.

This means that you will get out of your car and notice people smiling at you. They are not making fun of you; they are happy and ready to have a good time. Smile back.

While you are walking from your car to the entrance, someone may come up to you and say "do you have a cigarette?" If you have a spare cigarette, give them one and ask them if they need a light. If you don't simply say, "Sorry, I don't have one to spare".

If someone drops their cell phone, yell as loud as you can to them ASAP, example. "Hey, you green butterfly girl, you dropped your phone!”

If someone who is beet red from rolling accidentally bumps into you on their way out of the Sahara, pat them on the shoulder and let them through. If they almost fall, help them up. Ask them if they are OK.

Wait in line for the restrooms. Do not cut in line.

Walk in with an opened mind. Don’t judge or mock people because they are different from you.

Don’t go to a stage and complain. Move on. Why are you wasting your time watching someone you don’t like?

If you see an artist on the grounds and want to say hi, please do so. Do not take all of their time by telling them about your entire life (unless they seem interested). If they keep walking, oh well. It wasn’t meant to be.

Throw your trash away after you eat. Drop your recyclables into the proper container.

When you leave, use courtesy when merging lanes. This should go without saying, but one person from a merging lane cuts in, then someone from the main line follows right behind, someone from the merging lane cuts in, then….

There is a reason this festival is world renown. What I'm saying is that this is community that welcomes everyone. Bring out you're best, just like it brings out the best in everyone else.

This is the best post in here. Some of you Coachella virgins need to read it twice.

[lizng]

If you have allergies of any kind, bring benadryl. I found out the hard way that the grass gives me hives and would have benefited greatly if I could have popped a few benadryl right away instead of waiting to find some later in the day.

[Courtney]

Closed-toe shoes. Your feet WILL get stepped on if you're in the middle of a big crowd at night.

[Darthcusm]

I'm going to throw one into this thread.

Make yourself aware of the aura of Coachella and follow accordingly.

This means that you will get out of your car and notice people smiling at you. They are not making fun of you; they are happy and ready to have a good time. Smile back.

While you are walking from your car to the entrance, someone may come up to you and say "do you have a cigarette?" If you have a spare cigarette, give them one and ask them if they need a light. If you don't simply say, "Sorry, I don't have one to spare".

If someone drops their cell phone, yell as loud as you can to them ASAP, example. "Hey, you green butterfly girl, you dropped your phone!”

If someone who is beet red from rolling accidentally bumps into you on their way out of the Sahara, pat them on the shoulder and let them through. If they almost fall, help them up. Ask them if they are OK.

Wait in line for the restrooms. Do not cut in line.

Walk in with an opened mind. Don’t judge or mock people because they are different from you.

Don’t go to a stage and complain. Move on. Why are you wasting your time watching someone you don’t like?

If you see an artist on the grounds and want to say hi, please do so. Do not take all of their time by telling them about your entire life (unless they seem interested). If they keep walking, oh well. It wasn’t meant to be.

Throw your trash away after you eat. Drop your recyclables into the proper container.

When you leave, use courtesy when merging lanes. This should go without saying, but one person from a merging lane cuts in, then someone from the main line follows right behind, someone from the merging lane cuts in, then….

There is a reason this festival is world renown. What I'm saying is that this is community that welcomes everyone. Bring out you're best, just like it brings out the best in everyone else.


As a first timer I really hope this is still the case this year. I have been worried being so close to LA (not calling all Angelicans douches, but your fair city has a high ratio) that the douche ratio might be high. At least there is no semi-hardcore acts this year so hopefully the aggression won't be bad.

[Sexton]

blah, just a few days? I hope like... a week before. I'll "be in transit" a few days before the show. womp womp. Ah well. Thanks, JustSteve.

[fatbastard]

As a first timer I really hope this is still the case this year. I have been worried being so close to LA (not calling all Angelicans douches, but your fair city has a high ratio) that the douche ratio might be high. At least there is no semi-hardcore acts this year so hopefully the aggression won't be bad.

I can almost guarantee it. The only time it was questionable was the main stage for RATM. Those idiots had to have snuck in. They were too stupid to have money.

[TomAz]

fatbastard that is an excellent post.

[dekr510]

Look for the trailers. There should be one between the main and outdoor stages and one inside the main entrance. I can't remember if there is one over by the tents (gobi/mohave/sahara). There might be.

ahhh! thanks, for some reason I was thinking the camping area. I do remember the ones inside the festival.

[weezy f baby]

I'm going to throw one into this thread.

Make yourself aware of the aura of Coachella and follow accordingly.

This means that you will get out of your car and notice people smiling at you. They are not making fun of you; they are happy and ready to have a good time. Smile back.

While you are walking from your car to the entrance, someone may come up to you and say "do you have a cigarette?" If you have a spare cigarette, give them one and ask them if they need a light. If you don't simply say, "Sorry, I don't have one to spare".

If someone drops their cell phone, yell as loud as you can to them ASAP, example. "Hey, you green butterfly girl, you dropped your phone!”

If someone who is beet red from rolling accidentally bumps into you on their way out of the Sahara, pat them on the shoulder and let them through. If they almost fall, help them up. Ask them if they are OK.

Wait in line for the restrooms. Do not cut in line.

Walk in with an opened mind. Don’t judge or mock people because they are different from you.

Don’t go to a stage and complain. Move on. Why are you wasting your time watching someone you don’t like?

If you see an artist on the grounds and want to say hi, please do so. Do not take all of their time by telling them about your entire life (unless they seem interested). If they keep walking, oh well. It wasn’t meant to be.

Throw your trash away after you eat. Drop your recyclables into the proper container.

When you leave, use courtesy when merging lanes. This should go without saying, but one person from a merging lane cuts in, then someone from the main line follows right behind, someone from the merging lane cuts in, then….

There is a reason this festival is world renown. What I'm saying is that this is community that welcomes everyone. Bring out you're best, just like it brings out the best in everyone else.

yep

[crimethinker]

your fix is a fail... imo. I would argue (and win) against your theory.

Maybe if you were arguing that it wasn't true for you in particular. If you were arguing about me...well, you'd probably still win, but that's just because I prefer other methods of mind expansion. :)

fatbastard's post really sums up the festival spirit. +1 internets to you sir.

Open toed shoes is a good call, I made that mistake last summer at All Good. Luckily I had some friends coming late so I got them to grab my regular shoes for me, but man that was a rough first night. Then again, All Good is just really rocky/hilly, so that made it extra annoying.

[redthreat]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51O9CKm3paL.jpg

[redthreat]

^^ lifesaver

[zamorad]

Great tips for the first-timer! Please keep em coming guys =)

[courtchella]

Great post! Thanks so much. I feel like this have given me a pretty good sense of what to expect. I really love the tip about efficient texts/meet up times. That will definitely come in handy.

[Sonybonez]

I'm going to throw one into this thread.

Make yourself aware of the aura of Coachella and follow accordingly.

This means that you will get out of your car and notice people smiling at you. They are not making fun of you; they are happy and ready to have a good time. Smile back.

While you are walking from your car to the entrance, someone may come up to you and say "do you have a cigarette?" If you have a spare cigarette, give them one and ask them if they need a light. If you don't simply say, "Sorry, I don't have one to spare".

If someone drops their cell phone, yell as loud as you can to them ASAP, example. "Hey, you green butterfly girl, you dropped your phone!”

If someone who is beet red from rolling accidentally bumps into you on their way out of the Sahara, pat them on the shoulder and let them through. If they almost fall, help them up. Ask them if they are OK.

Wait in line for the restrooms. Do not cut in line.

Walk in with an opened mind. Don’t judge or mock people because they are different from you.

Don’t go to a stage and complain. Move on. Why are you wasting your time watching someone you don’t like?

If you see an artist on the grounds and want to say hi, please do so. Do not take all of their time by telling them about your entire life (unless they seem interested). If they keep walking, oh well. It wasn’t meant to be.

Throw your trash away after you eat. Drop your recyclables into the proper container.

When you leave, use courtesy when merging lanes. This should go without saying, but one person from a merging lane cuts in, then someone from the main line follows right behind, someone from the merging lane cuts in, then….

There is a reason this festival is world renown. What I'm saying is that this is community that welcomes everyone. Bring out you're best, just like it brings out the best in everyone else.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[jagalleg]

Take a headlamp, because there is nothing worse than trying to use the bathroom in a pitch black port-o-potty. Also, if you have to use the port-o-potties, use it either early in the day, or late in the evening. In the middle of the day, they tend to get really nasty humid.

[mfnalaska]

^ Absolutely yes to the headlamp. The Portapotties are pretty dark inside at night, and if you have to brave it, you want some light that you don't have to put on the floor of the john (like a lantern) and then bring back in your tent. Ew!

Ladies, this: http://www.thepstyle.com/

Finally, after ten years of Coachella, the single most important thing to me is a bandana (I bring one or two for each day). It seems simple, but there are so many uses. When it's super hot, you can soak it (or find a nice vendor to give you a little ice), squeeze it out over your head, and then wrap it around your neck. It will keep you cool for about an hour. You'll also have something on hand, to clean your face and hands. Later, you can use it to cover your nose and mouth if you have to make the dusty trek back to the parking lot.

[untzcrate]

Ladies, this: http://www.thepstyle.com/

O...M...F...G...

http://www.waldeneffect.org/20090407pstyle1.jpg

"...allows you to pee standing up..."

I'm sorry. This is too weird.

[Harrisment]

Ladies, this: http://www.thepstyle.com/



WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I kept reading through that website thinking it was a joke but now I'm pretty sure it's serious. The Menstration Cup??? Jesus Christ.

[mfnalaska]

You know what's weird? Having to hover your junk over a festering sessbucket. I'm down with any solutions that make me not have to do that.

[DaFunkyPrecedent]

Advice: Save yourself for the festival !!! Don't go out parting weeks before - stay sober - thus once you get there everything will be that much better, prettier and more fun.

[3wulfmoonz]

There are at least 3 active threads on this.


[COLOR="Green"]
Im no stranger to music festivals, however this will be my first experience with Coachella. A lot of what I have been reading has made it seem like it is going to be difficult to get certain "banned items" in. Are they really that strict, and if i dont bring anything with me how hard do you think it will be to obtain anything inside?

[spork]

There are at least 3 active threads on this.

now theres 4. stfu.

[Rosemont17]

solid list as always.. thx!

[jagalleg]

Also, be careful with what you eat while at the festival. There are tons of booths with Pizza, bunches of deep fried stuff, and general nastiness. The last thing you want to do there is have explosive ass death due to eating crappy food, and only be able to poop in the port-o-potties. (I learned the hard way with some raunchy ass french fries and a burger). Try to stick to the not greasy, and not fried foods. Your ass will thank you.

[C DUB YA]

the pizzas are pretty safe.

[JonnydaJibba]

Wow this thread rules. Thanks for all the tips. Every single one!

[ashleysmashley]

the post about the energy at coachella was perfect! it's so true. it's the happiest place on earth, in my opinion. thanks to all of the posters on here.. i learn something new on the forums every day :)

anyway, my tips for newcomers:
-wear as little clothing as possible during the day (or as little as you're comfortable with.. because why go to a music fest if you're going to wear the same clothes as you would in real life?)
-sunblock (multiple applications throughout the day)
-toilet paper
-snacks
-power adapter for your car (possibly with a power strip, so multiple friends can plug their phones and camera chargers in at the same time)
-socks for roller skating (for campers)
-a back up pair of sunglasses and sandals (both of mine broke last year on friday)
-fanny packs are SUPER convenient.. you don't have to carry a purse on a possibly-sunburnt shoulder
-some type of water pistol/mister/fan combo gadget (your friends will thank you)
-mini flashlight for campsite and toilets
-portable mirror (more for girls than guys)
-loads of hand sanitizer
-sweatbands for your wrist/head
-more water than you think is possibly necessary (my friend and i each drank a case last year)
-plenty of layers for at night/going to bed in camping area (esp. if you get cold when you do drugs)

[Vic Viper]

surprised nobody has mentioned:

earplugs. now some of you children might think "lol wtf earplugs? why go to a music festival if you can't hear anything!"

this is not the case with earplugs. they do not completely deafen you to the world. they simply reduce a lot of higher-end frequency noise that can do serious damage to your ears and premanently impair your ability to hear clearly. you can hear music perfectly well with earplugs in, and after a time you'll probably forget you're even using them.

i tend to wear them for the majority of my day for "lesser" acts and take them out at night for the big shows so i can enjoy them in all their brain damaging glory.

plus they'll help you sleep at night. big plus.

[StubbADubb]

For the ladies - a bottle or can of dry shampoo. Will absorb all the oil and sweat from your hair. Blondes can use baby powder in a pinch.

[fuck frankie]

Blondes can use baby powder in a pinch.

true. i'm a pet stylist and i use baby powder on greasy cats... i assume it's the same basic principle

[imsorryforpictures]

thank you so much for this information! looks like i have some shopping to do! :)

[Courtney]

true. i'm a pet stylist and i use baby powder on greasy cats... i assume it's the same basic principle

Do I even want to know?

[pickle]

SOCKS FOR ROLLERSKATING!! i didn't have that on my list.... thankyou thankyou.

[pinkladyam]

the post about the energy at coachella was perfect! it's so true. it's the happiest place on earth, in my opinion. thanks to all of the posters on here.. i learn something new on the forums every day :)

anyway, my tips for newcomers:
-wear as little clothing as possible during the day (or as little as you're comfortable with.. because why go to a music fest if you're going to wear the same clothes as you would in real life?)
-sunblock (multiple applications throughout the day)
-toilet paper
-snacks
-power adapter for your car (possibly with a power strip, so multiple friends can plug their phones and camera chargers in at the same time)
-socks for roller skating (for campers)
-a back up pair of sunglasses and sandals (both of mine broke last year on friday)
-fanny packs are SUPER convenient.. you don't have to carry a purse on a possibly-sunburnt shoulder
-some type of water pistol/mister/fan combo gadget (your friends will thank you)
-mini flashlight for campsite and toilets
-portable mirror (more for girls than guys)
-loads of hand sanitizer
-sweatbands for your wrist/head
-more water than you think is possibly necessary (my friend and i each drank a case last year)
-plenty of layers for at night/going to bed in camping area (esp. if you get cold when you do drugs)

^^these tips just make me soo much more excited everytime i read them. Keep 'em coming. 8 DAYS!!! :thu

[entertainthehope]

"23. Print out a set times schedule - keep it in your pocket (they will have schedules there, but don't spend forever looking for one)"

OR take a picture of it. then it wont get soggy and gross from sweat in your pockets.

[jagalleg]

surprised nobody has mentioned:

earplugs. now some of you children might think "lol wtf earplugs? why go to a music festival if you can't hear anything!"

this is not the case with earplugs. they do not completely deafen you to the world. they simply reduce a lot of higher-end frequency noise that can do serious damage to your ears and premanently impair your ability to hear clearly. you can hear music perfectly well with earplugs in, and after a time you'll probably forget you're even using them.

i tend to wear them for the majority of my day for "lesser" acts and take them out at night for the big shows so i can enjoy them in all their brain damaging glory.

plus they'll help you sleep at night. big plus.

/\/\/\
WORD! I thought my brain was going to liquefy and pour out my ears during MBV's Aural Holocaust last year. Take a pair of earplugs just in case.

Another tip if you are camping...take something (e.g. a flag, a balloon, the bat signal) to mark your camping space. Last year coming out of the festival grounds at 1am, faded as hell, it took me over an hour to find my spot.

[C DUB YA]

always take ear protection - always.

If you're old like me, you'll wanna hear shows in your 40's & 30's like you did in your 20's.

[brfilora]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6731/etyplugscase1ta.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/i/etyplugscase1ta.jpg/)

http://www.etymotic.com/ephp/er20.aspx

Etymotic Hi-Fidelity ear plugs. Lowers the volume of music by around 20db but retains sound quality, replicates the ear's natural response. These things are awesome for $10

http://www.etymotic.com/ephp/images/etyplugs-case1ta.jpg

[Courtney]

Realize that your cell phone will lose battery power a lot more quickly than normal because it will desperately trying (and failing) to find a signal in a field full of lots of other phones jamming up the local towers.

[justjoy]

If you have gps/maps on your phone...save your campsite as a favorite

[seanyb]

Realize that your cell phone will lose battery power a lot more quickly than normal because it will desperately trying (and failing) to find a signal in a field full of lots of other phones jamming up the local towers.

yep
and if possible, turn off 3G unless you actually need it

[Stickjohn]

I'm gelling. Replaced the insoles today with some nice fresh cushy ones. Makes a huge difference to me but I'm, uh, large.

[LadyGrey88]

#29 is the best piece of advice on the list, I have to say. Especially if you have certain acts you just HAVE to see with certain friends.

And #31, SERIOUSLY important. Nothing will ruin your good time faster than being physically uncomfortable, and chafing is one of the worst ways for it to happen. Don't underestimate how much this shit hurts. (Girls + shorty-shorts + sun - Gold Bond or leggings=SCREWED).

Also, everyone's talking about ear protection. I still have hearing loss/fuzziness from getting wedged in next to the left speaker during Amanda Palmer's set. This is definitely on my to-bring list for this year.

[jockeyfullofbourbon]

arrive on Thursday night if you're camping
shower early
avoid the porta poties if possible
when there are conflicts see a bit of each act instead of just one

[lotus081384]

motrin for headaches ... is def a must

[stepup2stepout]

Also, everyone's talking about ear protection. I still have hearing loss/fuzziness from getting wedged in next to the left speaker during Amanda Palmer's set. This is definitely on my to-bring list for this year.

I never go to any more music events without ear protection.
edit:

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6731/etyplugscase1ta.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/i/etyplugscase1ta.jpg/)

http://www.etymotic.com/ephp/er20.aspx

Etymotic Hi-Fidelity ear plugs. Lowers the volume of music by around 20db but retains sound quality, replicates the ear's natural response. These things are awesome for $10

http://www.etymotic.com/ephp/images/etyplugs-case1ta.jpg


I had a pair of Hearos Hi-Fi sound filters just like this. They are AWESOME at filtering the high frequencies, but the only problem is that they are not very comfortable after using them for a long time (found this out at Hard Haunted Mansion).

[The Friendly Ghost]

I'm going to throw one into this thread.

Make yourself aware of the aura of Coachella and follow accordingly.

This means that you will get out of your car and notice people smiling at you. They are not making fun of you; they are happy and ready to have a good time. Smile back.

While you are walking from your car to the entrance, someone may come up to you and say "do you have a cigarette?" If you have a spare cigarette, give them one and ask them if they need a light. If you don't simply say, "Sorry, I don't have one to spare".

If someone drops their cell phone, yell as loud as you can to them ASAP, example. "Hey, you green butterfly girl, you dropped your phone!”

If someone who is beet red from rolling accidentally bumps into you on their way out of the Sahara, pat them on the shoulder and let them through. If they almost fall, help them up. Ask them if they are OK.

Wait in line for the restrooms. Do not cut in line.

Walk in with an opened mind. Don’t judge or mock people because they are different from you.

Don’t go to a stage and complain. Move on. Why are you wasting your time watching someone you don’t like?

If you see an artist on the grounds and want to say hi, please do so. Do not take all of their time by telling them about your entire life (unless they seem interested). If they keep walking, oh well. It wasn’t meant to be.

Throw your trash away after you eat. Drop your recyclables into the proper container.

When you leave, use courtesy when merging lanes. This should go without saying, but one person from a merging lane cuts in, then someone from the main line follows right behind, someone from the merging lane cuts in, then….

There is a reason this festival is world renown. What I'm saying is that this is community that welcomes everyone. Bring out you're best, just like it brings out the best in everyone else.

I feel you on this one. last year was my first year. I was in the car line to get in the parking lot and the uy behind me accidentally reer ended me. It was at low speed and put a small dent in my bumper. My truck already had a few dings in it. We both got out and I walked up and shook his hand, said no worries and told him 10 bucks for a beer and we will call it happy coachella. I am guessing we both went on to have a great weekend. I did.

[vogina]

27. Hats, might be a good idea for sun protection, but don't wear something obnoxiously big.



Nothing wrong with big hats. Only the asshat that is wearing it in the crowd..

I demand you change this at once!

[dcmfr]

Ear plugs are a definite must, Motrin is a must, a beer while watching some bad ass bands priceless lol

[stepup2stepout]

I recommend bringing some luggage locks (the ones that you use for the airport with the passcode). They're great if you want to lock up your tent, put valuables in a backpack and don't want to be checking for them every 5 minutes, etc.

[glitch]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6731/etyplugscase1ta.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/i/etyplugscase1ta.jpg/)

http://www.etymotic.com/ephp/er20.aspx

Etymotic Hi-Fidelity ear plugs. Lowers the volume of music by around 20db but retains sound quality, replicates the ear's natural response. These things are awesome for $10

http://www.etymotic.com/ephp/images/etyplugs-case1ta.jpg

took your advice and bought a pair and was glad I did and probably saved myself from 1% hearing loss over the weekend, even though I felt like a huge nerd wearing them. Inside the tents was so loud that it was almost uncomfortable even with the earplugs in, and I say that as a rave veteran who is used to loud music. Plus I'm tall so my ears have a clear line to the speakers.

oh, and if you are rolling you completely forget they are even in :)

[anevaude]

Showers: Be there exactly when they open. If it's 6am, be at the gate by 5:45am. The wait increases about half an hour with each half hour that passes.

[aaaaimee]

tips for the girls next year:
1)bring a zip lock bag with wipies in it.
it's a total life saver!

they're useful in the potties and to clean your hands.

you ladies all must know about make up remover wipes.
they're also useful (with how dirty your face gets/feels)


don't bring a shit load with you though. you don't need the whole box or bag that you buy (common sense thing though)

all these can be found at walmart or target.

2) don't bring a big ass purse. you'll save yourself with bringing a small light weight bag you can just throw over your shoulder.

all you really need is your ID, money, and of course wipies!

but if you really do need many things i do agree with getting a locker.

[alisonnn]

^^ agreed so glad i read about the wipes especially on sunday when we just could not do the shower line one last time. the makeup remover wipes were a life saver too. I'd say bring as much water as you can possibly bring in your car too.

OH and I did not realize this (common fact i possibly missed) but uhh peanut butter melts so if you think that's a fool-proof food to bring (the ONLY food you bring for pb&j -_-) don't. it melts and tastes h o r r i b l e.

[amyzzz]

FANNYPACKS, girls. :thu

[OnlyNonStranger]

Guys can wear fannypacks too. Not that I would..

[alisonnn]

well yeah, and american apparel totally gives their ironic stamp of approval now http://www.rightsleeve.com/images/large/RS_7042_lrg.jpg

[OnlyNonStranger]

Well I guess that means I won't be wearing mine anymore. Even if it is a Jansport from 1998.

[Dylanfan0027]

I wear longsleeve linen every year and never overheat and it keeps the sun off me. Then at night I dont het the dessert chills either. Good list

-4 yr.vet

[nathanfairchild]

My first year was last year but I'm bringing my cousin next year. He wants to get a camel pack to wear during the day. Does this bother people, because I'm trying to get him ready for what he'll expect and if people don't like this I don't want us to be hated on all weekend.

[synth-drop]

i think bringing a camelbak is a really smart move. its actually not that hard to bring in a shit ton of water without security noticing. my friend who joins me for every festival always brings one and it's really useful, especially when you're in a crowd and don't want to waste 20 minutes going to get a small water bottle that lasts for about 45 seconds.

and if by 'hated on' you mean people getting upset because the bag touches them in the crowd, i dont think you have much to worry about. camelbaks aren't that big and don't tend to swing around that much cause the straps are pretty tight. also, people mosh and get bumped into all the time. a little cloth bag shouldn't bother anyone. and if it actually does piss someone off, they're somewhat confused about what it means to be at a giant hot desert festival with 75,000 people

[LyricsForTheMind]

Tell him not to wear it on the outside of his clothes or if you get a douchey security gaurd they might not let you in with it.

[ng123]

I AGREE WITH #10...i wanted to buy a vampire weekend hoodie this year but i didnt have enough money so i was hoping they'd still be there the next day and they weren't...so bring lots of money if you like buying merch but don't go too crazy...also sometimes u dont see them but some bands have cool posters for coachella so don't just look for a shirt, ask what merch they have for the band you like and they show u everything..so yea

[nic[ick]]

I'm going to throw one into this thread.

Make yourself aware of the aura of Coachella and follow accordingly.

This means that you will get out of your car and notice people smiling at you. They are not making fun of you; they are happy and ready to have a good time. Smile back.

While you are walking from your car to the entrance, someone may come up to you and say "do you have a cigarette?" If you have a spare cigarette, give them one and ask them if they need a light. If you don't simply say, "Sorry, I don't have one to spare".

If someone drops their cell phone, yell as loud as you can to them ASAP, example. "Hey, you green butterfly girl, you dropped your phone!”

If someone who is beet red from rolling accidentally bumps into you on their way out of the Sahara, pat them on the shoulder and let them through. If they almost fall, help them up. Ask them if they are OK.

Wait in line for the restrooms. Do not cut in line.

Walk in with an opened mind. Don’t judge or mock people because they are different from you.

Don’t go to a stage and complain. Move on. Why are you wasting your time watching someone you don’t like?

If you see an artist on the grounds and want to say hi, please do so. Do not take all of their time by telling them about your entire life (unless they seem interested). If they keep walking, oh well. It wasn’t meant to be.

Throw your trash away after you eat. Drop your recyclables into the proper container.

When you leave, use courtesy when merging lanes. This should go without saying, but one person from a merging lane cuts in, then someone from the main line follows right behind, someone from the merging lane cuts in, then….

There is a reason this festival is world renown. What I'm saying is that this is community that welcomes everyone. Bring out you're best, just like it brings out the best in everyone else.

this is the TRUE attitude every must posess.
coachella is beauty.
your attitude should be beautiful :)

[chairmenmeow47]

i just read the first post, but WHERE THE FUCK ARE BABY WIPES ON THIS LIST?!?!?!

[ghettosteez]

Well I guess that means I won't be wearing mine anymore. Even if it is a Jansport from 1998.

this is so anti-hipster that it's strangely pretentiously hipster

[BROKENDOLL]

Scratch all the negativity towards the various types of people who attend Coachella. Those 75,000 people gathered together sharing one common bond and getting along is what sets Coachella apart from the real world.

[Nikita]

Scratch all the negativity towards the various types of people who attend Coachella. Those 75,000 people gathered together sharing one common bond and getting along is what sets Coachella apart from the real world.

Agreed

[involvelemons]

Agreed

As much as I want to find this kind of hippy idealism annoying, I'm totally with it.
No one is too cool for Coachella. I'm so excited for April I can't take it. This is going to be a long four month wait...

[BROKENDOLL]

As much as I want to find this kind of hippy idealism annoying, I'm totally with it.
No one is too cool for Coachella. I'm so excited for April I can't take it. This is going to be a long four month wait...
103 Days, Baby! :dumbo

[NachoCat]

"NEVER text "Where are you?" or any text that requires a response because by the time you get one, your friend won't be where they said they'd be. Also, Text affirmative statements such as "Meet at Sahara Tent at 6:30pm" or "Meet in beer garden by main stage at 8pm". Finally, Time stamp your texts because ambiguous times like "Meet me in 20 minutes" doesn't mean a damn thing. (thanks Weezy F) "

Great advice!

[weezy f baby]

"NEVER text "Where are you?" or any text that requires a response because by the time you get one, your friend won't be where they said they'd be. Also, Text affirmative statements such as "Meet at Sahara Tent at 6:30pm" or "Meet in beer garden by main stage at 8pm". Finally, Time stamp your texts because ambiguous times like "Meet me in 20 minutes" doesn't mean a damn thing. (thanks Weezy F) "

Great advice!

Thanks! Here's another tip for you 21+ that stay late into the night.

Have a small ice chest in your car (you can buy a foam ice chest at a market for cheap) and throw a 12 pack of beer and some frozen bottles of water in there and put it in your trunk. Then, when you're waiting for 2 hours in the parking lot for cars to move so you can leave, nothing will feel better than a bottle of water or a cold beer. It's a clutch move. Not saying you gotta get faded before you're about to drive, but surely the 3 or 4 other people in your car will appreciate it.

[Jclass]

I WANT TO DJ AT COACHELLA. How can I make this happen?

[heart cooks brain]

I WANT TO DJ AT COACHELLA. How can I make this happen?

fuck off, die, and create a parallel universe where anyone gives a fuck about music you make.

[Milky]

this thread is magical!

[The Dude]

If you are an allergy sufferer, take lots of Claritin and Sudafed with you. It was rainy in So Cal this year = lots of pollen.

[ethanriver7]

So I was planning on bringing a camel back with no water in it and filling it up inside. Would that be okay? Is there anywhere I could fill it up? I remember last year there were water jugs but I think they were only if you had bought those two dollar water bottles.

[psychic friend]

If someone starts a 2011 version i will stick it. start with collecting all the good tips from this thread.

thank you

[Coachella Bound]

BUMPity BUMP

[KickerConspiracy]

aww, i remember reading this for the first time 3 years ago right before my first Coachella and thinking how nice you were for laying it all out for the newbies.

THIS. Thanks C-DUB.

[sunnyrae]

I want to wear a fanny pack, but will i need to bring a bigger back just for a jacket for the nighttime?? how cold does it get?

[nathanfairchild]

^ low 60's

[baily]

Add: Personal Space is much different at Coachella - You may not think there is ANY space next to you at a show, but someone will show up and now be touching you....get used to it....not like 'you gonna get raped' touching (bring on the photo)...but there everyone is right next to one another. You will have other peoples sweat on you...expect it and you'll have a better time.

[baily]

I want to wear a fanny pack, but will i need to bring a bigger back just for a jacket for the nighttime?? how cold does it get?

CAR FINDER APP- PARK AND FIND & FIND MY CAR (2 different apps for iPhone - purchase both) - OMG THESE APPS ARE LIFESAVERS!!! After you park you are going to go every direction. After a full day it is easy to forget where you parked. These apps will lead you DIRECTLY TO YOUR CAR! OMG I was so happy I did these. MAKE SURE YOU SET THE SECOND YOU PARK, BEFORE YOU OPEN A BEER - BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING. - if you don't have an iPhone - all phones that have apps I'm sure have something similar. If you don't have one - take paper and pencil and write down exactly where you walked. I advise also buying an orange flag at home depot and putting it on your car hanging up if you don't have the phone apps. If you think it looks stupid writing down where you walked to get your car - try walking around in the dark with 10,000 cars wondering which one is yours after a full day of drinking, drugs or whatever you were on. Reason to purchase both is so you have a backup. It's worth $3.99 to have directions within 2 ft of your car. If you are only going to get one...get Park and Find

it gets COLD at night...people in shorts are shivering and NOT happy. You need to note that even with Sun Screen you will still get red and the cold at night seems much much worse because of the sun exposure. Bring a sweatshirt and pants...put em in a locker.

Print out 3 sets of schedules - one for each day - as you'll eventually get drunk or be messed up and pull it out of your pocket on accident and lose it. Have backups as you won't find any at the festival. Having the Coachella App helps, but it's easier just to have the folded up paper. I did the app version last year...I'm back to using paper.

LOCKERS WILL SELL OUT! - If you try to wait to get a locker you'll be shit outta luck - pay for one online today and have it....you'll be glad you can come and go from there...they also have a changing station. If you wait to get a locker later you'll be without

Portable Cell Phone Battery Packs - There are many out there where you don't need an inverter. They cost around $40 and you can easily toss it in the locker.
Put your phone on Airplane mode while at the festival until needed - turn off Bluetooth and WIFI to save power.

Sunscreen up before and at lunch - once isn't enough...and Burnt isn't fun.

Cell phone service is shit while there - all of them suck - so don't expect to call home to friends or family...also don't be the fool who is constantly trying to update his facebook page...you guys are idiots. Try being without tech for a few days and live life raw.

BRING PLENTY OF CASH - credit cards are almost useless...worrying about a $5 burger or an $8 smoothie is foolish...be ready to spend plenty of cash. Start saving money now.

Plan time to get out alone - take time away from your friends for a bit to get and explore on your own. You'll thank me later. It's nice to get out and do your own thing rather than constantly asking everyone what they want to do or having someone latch onto you and you are the 'entertainment director'. I've done this every year and while I love being with my people going out and exploring on my own is priceless.

People watching 101 - Go buy a beer and just people watch - there is NOTHING BETTER than setting a flat 30 minutes just for people watching. You'll see every type of person in the world....it's one thing I take time to do EVERY Coachella festival.

Sunset- Take a moment to watch it go down...each night it's beautiful. I'm sad EVERY Sunday it goes down knowing the festival is soon to finish and all these beautiful women are now almost impossible to see.

Say 'Hi' to the people you are eating next to...you are bound to meet someone new. I've met great people and found many bands that they are interested in. I've went to see a few of the bands they stated and walked out a fan myself.

Bathrooms - are a long distance away - If you feel it coming...start walking.

Have a few drinks before - getting drunk or drinking a lot before is just stooooopid. It's a long full day out in the sun.

Take something to cover your face and mouth with at night. It'll get dusty dusty dusty at night walking back. Your face, eyes and entire body will be covered in dust. Take something to cover your face on the walk back...because with all the cars leaving it kicks up one hell of a dust storm. I might even bring swimming googles this year to wear on the walk back...it gets real bad.

Be Open to just going to an area and trying a band you've never heard....another great aspect of Coachella is becoming a FAN of a group you've never heard.

Write down or text yourself the names of bands that you liked after a show and try to write down the songs you liked to download when you get home. I always do this and create a folder 'Coachella 2010' and put all of the songs I loved from the festival on it to enjoy.

Look at YouTube when you get home - there was something epic you missed....just type Coachella 2011...note that there will always be someone who will youtube every show so you can pull it up there as well.

Thanks for the advice on the ER-20 ear plugs. I went one year without plugs (DUMB) my ears were ringing for 2 days after....that's permanent damage....I just bought some for myself and brother.

[C DUB YA]

THIS. Thanks C-DUB.

No worries, very welcome

[crombrenner]

CAR FINDER APP- PARK AND FIND & FIND MY CAR (2 different apps for iPhone - purchase both) - OMG THESE APPS ARE LIFESAVERS!!! After you park you are going to go every direction. After a full day it is easy to forget where you parked. These apps will lead you DIRECTLY TO YOUR CAR! OMG I was so happy I did these. MAKE SURE YOU SET THE SECOND YOU PARK, BEFORE YOU OPEN A BEER - BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING. - if you don't have an iPhone - all phones that have apps I'm sure have something similar. If you don't have one - take paper and pencil and write down exactly where you walked. I advise also buying an orange flag at home depot and putting it on your car hanging up if you don't have the phone apps. If you think it looks stupid writing down where you walked to get your car - try walking around in the dark with 10,000 cars wondering which one is yours after a full day of drinking, drugs or whatever you were on. Reason to purchase both is so you have a backup. It's worth $3.99 to have directions within 2 ft of your car. If you are only going to get one...get Park and Find

it gets COLD at night...people in shorts are shivering and NOT happy. You need to note that even with Sun Screen you will still get red and the cold at night seems much much worse because of the sun exposure. Bring a sweatshirt and pants...put em in a locker.

Print out 3 sets of schedules - one for each day - as you'll eventually get drunk or be messed up and pull it out of your pocket on accident and lose it. Have backups as you won't find any at the festival. Having the Coachella App helps, but it's easier just to have the folded up paper. I did the app version last year...I'm back to using paper.

LOCKERS WILL SELL OUT! - If you try to wait to get a locker you'll be shit outta luck - pay for one online today and have it....you'll be glad you can come and go from there...they also have a changing station. If you wait to get a locker later you'll be without

Portable Cell Phone Battery Packs - There are many out there where you don't need an inverter. They cost around $40 and you can easily toss it in the locker.
Put your phone on Airplane mode while at the festival until needed - turn off Bluetooth and WIFI to save power.

Sunscreen up before and at lunch - once isn't enough...and Burnt isn't fun.

Cell phone service is shit while there - all of them suck - so don't expect to call home to friends or family...also don't be the fool who is constantly trying to update his facebook page...you guys are idiots. Try being without tech for a few days and live life raw.

BRING PLENTY OF CASH - credit cards are almost useless...worrying about a $5 burger or an $8 smoothie is foolish...be ready to spend plenty of cash. Start saving money now.

Plan time to get out alone - take time away from your friends for a bit to get and explore on your own. You'll thank me later. It's nice to get out and do your own thing rather than constantly asking everyone what they want to do or having someone latch onto you and you are the 'entertainment director'. I've done this every year and while I love being with my people going out and exploring on my own is priceless.

People watching 101 - Go buy a beer and just people watch - there is NOTHING BETTER than setting a flat 30 minutes just for people watching. You'll see every type of person in the world....it's one thing I take time to do EVERY Coachella festival.

Sunset- Take a moment to watch it go down...each night it's beautiful. I'm sad EVERY Sunday it goes down knowing the festival is soon to finish and all these beautiful women are now almost impossible to see.

Say 'Hi' to the people you are eating next to...you are bound to meet someone new. I've met great people and found many bands that they are interested in. I've went to see a few of the bands they stated and walked out a fan myself.

Bathrooms - are a long distance away - If you feel it coming...start walking.

Have a few drinks before - getting drunk or drinking a lot before is just stooooopid. It's a long full day out in the sun.

Take something to cover your face and mouth with at night. It'll get dusty dusty dusty at night walking back. Your face, eyes and entire body will be covered in dust. Take something to cover your face on the walk back...because with all the cars leaving it kicks up one hell of a dust storm. I might even bring swimming googles this year to wear on the walk back...it gets real bad.

Be Open to just going to an area and trying a band you've never heard....another great aspect of Coachella is becoming a FAN of a group you've never heard.

Write down or text yourself the names of bands that you liked after a show and try to write down the songs you liked to download when you get home. I always do this and create a folder 'Coachella 2010' and put all of the songs I loved from the festival on it to enjoy.

Look at YouTube when you get home - there was something epic you missed....just type Coachella 2011...note that there will always be someone who will youtube every show so you can pull it up there as well.

Thanks for the advice on the ER-20 ear plugs. I went one year without plugs (DUMB) my ears were ringing for 2 days after....that's permanent damage....I just bought some for myself and brother.

Can't stress the one about the dust storm enough. I always bring a stack of painters masks for the walk back to the car. It truly is a giant dust cloud and by day 3, if you have any allergy issues you'll be wrecked. You can get painters masks at Home Depot for $1.99 for 5.

[baily]

Can't stress the one about the dust storm enough. I always bring a stack of painters masks for the walk back to the car. It truly is a giant dust cloud and by day 3, if you have any allergy issues you'll be wrecked. You can get painters masks at Home Depot for $1.99 for 5.

good idea with the painters masks.

I'll be picking some up. I'll be the goof leaving the festival with the painters mask and swim goggles on.

Rather that than the dust

[bearcloud]

Thank you VERY much for all the awesome tips, it is going to be my first year at Coachella and I am traveling from the East Coast ( Boston ) to camp out and enjoy Coachella and am very appreciative of any and all advice given.

[pewpew87]

Tip for scalpers:

EAT SHIT & DIE!!!!lol

[fatbastard]

Will someone make a fucking 2011 thread for PF?

[baily]

Tip for scalpers:

EAT SHIT & DIE!!!!lol

Plan ahead so you don't have to deal with them.

Scalpers exsist only because people are too stupid and not plan ahead.

It's a stupid tax...that's what they are paying.

You should be thinking the next time you buy from a scalper,'I was too stupid this time...so he'll get my money today...but never again.'

[lawbstar]

I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned this but make sure everyone you're going with has each others numbers in some place other than their cellphone. I lost my phone back in 08 while me and my friend split up to see different shows. It was the scariest thing since I didn't know my friends number by heart. I was just running around the field at night looking like a distressed moron. By the grace of god some kids sitting in the grass tossed my phone in front of my feet while I was retracing my steps. It was a coachella miracle. But yeah, jot down those numbers.

[TomAz]

AUlU105lkgs

[baily]

I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned this but make sure everyone you're going with has each others numbers in some place other than their cellphone. I lost my phone back in 08 while me and my friend split up to see different shows. It was the scariest thing since I didn't know my friends number by heart. I was just running around the field at night looking like a distressed moron. By the grace of god some kids sitting in the grass tossed my phone in front of my feet while I was retracing my steps. It was a coachella miracle. But yeah, jot down those numbers.

dang that would be scary as trying to find anyone there in day time would be difficult...night time forget it.

Have meet up times if the group splits up....6:00 at the oragami right wing.

I can't emphasise enough getting the Car Finder App (click on it when you park and it'll lead you within 2 ft of your car upon return) - so long as you aren't so dumb as to run out of your cell phone battery.

After a full day of partying....trying to put enough brain cells together to find your car amungst 50,000 other cars can be real real bad. It's dark, every car is covered in dirt so you can't tell a red car from a white car. There are NO lights in the parking lots, it gets windy and there is dust flying everywhere so it's super hard to see anything.

Read some of the other posts on past expereinces of the many people that have slept on the ground in the lot because they couldn't find their car...there are many....don't be so dumb to think that you won't be the one.

Saying...meet up after the show at the car is stooooooopid! If one person forgets the rest are going to have to wait all night. Use your head and MAKE A PLAN AND EXPECT ISSUES.

AS coach said

Proper
Planning
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance

another bit of advice:

don't take the stupid CD's and flyers from the people as you leave the festival...there's a reason the CD's they hand you are FREE...they suck...and the flyers...come on. Too many people take em' to be nice.

I call these guys 'Human Spam' ...they hand out all this crap that just ends up as garbage all over the ground. Just walk past them and let them hold onto their stuff so it ends up back in their car and not all over the city.

[LindseyRae]

good idea with the painters masks.

I'll be picking some up. I'll be the goof leaving the festival with the painters mask and swim goggles on.

Rather that than the dust

Dont stress it, a lot of Chella goers are burners too and most of us feel naked without a dust mask and goggles. You cang et rad goggles at the swapmeet or online for cheap if you want them, decorate them and make them part of your chella experience. And If you dont wanht the full mask use the bandana. Or layer them.

Personally i miss playa dust so im looking forward to it :cat

[Emma Ocean]

I thought I was a fairly seasoned festival goer but you Americans have blown me away :)

love it

[frizzlefry]

I WANT TO DJ AT COACHELLA. How can I make this happen?

Don't know if you even know if this thread exists anymore, but check this out, actually possibility a nobody like you can dj

http://www.globalinheritance.org/blogs/read/251/energyfactory-dj-coachella-with-a-little-help-from-your-friends

[Harrisment]

One of my rituals each day at Coachella is slapping a good amount of gold bond medicated powder all over my crotchal region while standing near the lockers. Not only is it exhilarating, it also prevents chafing. The burning means it's working.

[Zebra Transit]

Thanks Baily for taking the time in writing all of this!
Definitely a good reference point, will read more of it when I get the chance!

=)

ohh & this was playing in the background
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U0XQFoBTYg
3U0XQFoBTYg

*ha!
just learned how to show a video from the tube!
=)

[FahadiOo]

how much booze can we bring in?

[NachoCat]

As long as you have a Thicket you can bring in whatever you can carry.

[FahadiOo]

oh sweet... no limit..
Thnx!

[MistaGlitch]

I've never been to Coachella so excuse me if this is a stupid question but...are lockers a necessity for campers too or just people coming in daily and parking? Seems like you could just walk to your tent if you need something like a sweatshirt or pants.

[dekelou]

I've never been to Coachella so excuse me if this is a stupid question but...are lockers a necessity for campers too or just people coming in daily and parking? Seems like you could just walk to your tent if you need something like a sweatshirt or pants.

Lockers are good if you need to bring things into the fest and don't want to lug them around all day. I don't camp, so I take a backpack that has random supplies for the day- long sleeve shirt for the night, chapstick, fest shirts if I'm buying them, spare battery pack for my phone, etc... into the fest and store them in the locker. If you are camping, I'd see less of a necessity for a locker, but if you are running a tight concert schedule and wanna save some time not walking all the way back to your tent, I guess you could use one.

Hope that helps you decide.

[coachegos]

I'm all for the backpack, it keeps sweaty people from getting up too close behind you (adjust front spacing accordingly). Although you have to watch out for those who are daring enough to try to get into your backpack... but seriously, where are they gonna run when you bust them?

I second this... or when a dude is right behind you so freaking close that you fear for your a** virginity. lol. im just saying.

[baily]

bump

[mellymeep]

This thread has been a great help, me and my husband are spending part of our honeymoon at Coachella (we met at a festival here in the UK, so thought it would be apt)

We're kind of seasoned festival goers but have never been to one abroad (unless I count Ireland, not that far away though!) so its nice to hear about what to expect.

[M.Romo]

Cheers for this, a great help for us Coachella first timers. And I second you on the alcohol during the day point. Going one beer, one water is a good policy to follow if you do happen to drink however.

ughhh, I don't even wanna think about beer it makes me so full that I will be using the restroom every 30 mins.

[pinkladyam]

:bump

[hydr1]

Wear a diaper and just let it go doggie

[eureka]

This thread has been a great help, me and my husband are spending part of our honeymoon at Coachella (we met at a festival here in the UK, so thought it would be apt)

We're kind of seasoned festival goers but have never been to one abroad (unless I count Ireland, not that far away though!) so its nice to hear about what to expect.

congrats! my husband & I are both avid festival goers, trying to go to as many in the US as poss in the next few years. awesome way to spend your honeymoon :)

[C DUB YA]

bump for all the kids that are taking my place this year.

sniff.

[teej1984]

bump

[Dustin da DnB Soulja]

bump for all the kids that are taking my place this year.

sniff.

No one can ever take your place *insert cheesy awwwww here*

[ohreallybecca]

What a great list! Definitely worth the long read :D

[baily]

Anyone going for the 1st or 2nd time....read this thread start to finish and you'll be better off than 99% of those who didn't.

Showing up with a smile, ticket and drugs ain't enough....read this thread

[jamesc2929]

If possible park on the street! Do not get sucked into the free parking at the venue. After the show you are on your own, and it can take forever to get out of those lots. While the Coachella staff is good art getting you in, once the show is over they are no where in site, and it is up to the manners of other drivers; you can imagine how that goes. It is worth the walk from the street parking.

[Goatchella]

Yes. Never ask a Parkin lot employee for help. They have no clue and will always be wrong.

[baily]

Yes. Never ask a Parkin lot employee for help. They have no clue and will always be wrong.

as seen here http://www.kesq.com/news/30014795/detail.html

if you are driving use a park and find app. after a full day of drinking it's hard to find a car amungst thousands of others when there is NO light.

[involvelemons]

if you are driving use a park and find app. after a full day of drinking it's hard to find a car amungst thousands of others when there is NO light.

RIGHT?
lol

[theanteater]

I was wondering what people's thoughts were on camping out for an artist? How early should I get there to get a good spot?

[ENluv12]

I don't think this is necessary. Go toward the end of the set before the person you want to see and when the show is over get your spot and just wait for your select band to come on. There is to much good music you will miss out on other wise.

[involvelemons]

I was wondering what people's thoughts were on camping out for an artist? How early should I get there to get a good spot?

There will be a ton of people doing this for Radiohead, obviously.
Not worth it, in my opinion. The sound close to the stage is not as good as it is a bit further back, you lose all that time that you could have been doing something else, you have to either hold your pee or hope you make it back to your friends, and even if you're at the gate, you're probably still gonna be 40-50 feet from the band when you factor in the VIP/press corral and the fact that the band doesn't stand on the edge of the stage but rarely.
I rolled up for Thom Yorke 20 min before he started and was about 15 people from the front after some polite and strategic maneuvering.

[dcbell05]

I was wondering what people's thoughts were on camping out for an artist? How early should I get there to get a good spot?

Most the time, I got to stages at the end of the previous set's music and was fine (and nothing was ever on time). On Sunday night last year, I really wanted to see one band and during the two-sets before it, didn't have must-sees, so I went early to get up front. Ended up seeing one new band I had never heard of that I now love (Phantogram). Course, I also got to the front of the stage area right as the speed metal band came on. That was a fun adventure. I kind of laughed my ass off at the little punk, druggies jumping around me. Thankfully we had a guy and the front barrier to brace ourselves on.

[CitizenJ]

some polite and strategic maneuvering.

Hopefully this didn't just involve pushing your way through people claiming to have seen space, or to have a friend. This is the worst. I try to make it intentionally hard for those people to move. and I am 6'6. But I got there before you. so deal with it.

The real key is getting there before the last set ends. Once the prior set ends, half the people will move out, and often a rush of people will push forward while those people push out. You should try to be in those push forward people if you want a good spot for a set you really want to see, past like 6pm. If not, and say its a tent stage, you will likely be outside the tent, pushed to the side or the back if it is a popular enough set.

[ChristinaStelly]

1. Charmin wipes. Your feet will be really gross (I think this is even going to be a bigger problem with 2nd weekend traffic) and Charmin wipes are a miracle worker at removing dirt on the feet.

2. Kleenex. If you are a sweater, Kleenex works wonders at removing sweat. Plus, the dirt at night when people leave can become irritating, so cover your nose and mouth.

3. A car marker app. It is not uncommon for people to lose their cars and the car marker apps make this impossible.but, they drain your battery if you leave the GPS on (I know this from personal experience) so watch your phone battery.

4. Monistat Chafing cram. Not a yeast infection cream, but a chafing miracle worker. I have learned to wear dresses with spanx and use the chafing cream as an added back up.

5. Sunglasses. Your eyes cannot handle the amount of sunshine you will have.

6. Sweat proof sunscreen. Expect to sweat and sweat some more.

7. Hand sanitizer. There are no hand washing stations near the food so this comes in handy when you want to eat.

8. Locker. I havent seen locker reservations this year, but the locker is awesome for merchandise. Especially posters. Buy early and put in locker.

9. Do not plan on brining medications not in original bottles. Security will confiscate it. But do bring Tylenol, Advil, Dramamine, Imodium, allergy eye drops (the dirt is crazy on the eyes).

10. Please wear deodorant. I don't know why this seems to be an issue.

11. Love smelly body spray or lotion. Rub a little lotion under your nose when that non-deodorant person comes dancing through.

12. Bring a light jacket and put in your locker. Don't carry it if you can help it. You will be angry at it and think you will never need it. But, something happens when you've been roasting at 100 degrees and it gets to 80 and you think you are freezing.

13. Eat and drink a lot before getting to Coachella. Drink water. I see lots of girls pass out from dancing and dehydration. Im sure they didn't expect it.

14. Don't be afraid to find shade if you need it.

15. Don't be an A$$hole and push in front of concert goers to get to the front of the stage when the act comes on. Not sure if anyone will pay attention to this but it drives me crazy.

[ChristinaStelly]

I love the idea "I got there before you" This is always a problem for me and I am 5'2

[ChristinaStelly]

RIGHT?
lol

Been there, done that. I was seriously thinking "what the f-ck am I going to do. I now mark the car with the app, turn off my phone (my hubby has his and we are together) and I still count rows and memorize light poles. You will laugh at the cars honking and people looking...until its you!

[CitizenJ]

I love the idea "I got there before you" This is always a problem for me and I am 5'2

All too often I stand for 40 minutes waiting for a set, or even hours at a venue, and then minutes before the main act starts I see some kid just push people out of the way to stand up front while drunkenly screaming and waving their arms in the air. Lame stuff. I feel for the short but come on, Concert going etiquette.

And to add, If there is like a 5'3 girl standing behind me for like 30 minutes before a set I will often ask if they would like to move ahead of me. I'm not an ass like that. But there are times when younger when I would be asked to move back a step, and I would, then the next person would ask, then the next person would ask, till eventually i would be standing in the street outside the venue because I'm tall.

[nyarlathotoats]

I love the idea "I got there before you" This is always a problem for me and I am 5'2

For realz. I'm only 5'6, and when I was able to, I staked a sopt and claimed it. For Deadmau5, I had to stand waay in the back of the Sahara, but I didn't mind as I require a lot of dancing room.

Another thing to bring if you perspire like its nothing is sweatbands.
I was walking around in 2010 looking a hot sweaty mess. This year, I am prepared.

[ChristinaStelly]

All too often I stand for 40 minutes waiting for a set, or even hours at a venue, and then minutes before the main act starts I see some kid just push people out of the way to stand up front while drunkenly screaming and waving their arms in the air. Lame stuff. I feel for the short but come on, Concert going etiquette.

And to add, If there is like a 5'3 girl standing behind me for like 30 minutes before a set I will often ask if they would like to move ahead of me. I'm not an ass like that. But there are times when younger when I would be asked to move back a step, and I would, then the next person would ask, then the next person would ask, till eventually i would be standing in the street outside the venue because I'm tall.

Awww...chivalry does exist!!!

[ChristinaStelly]

I never wore sweat bands but I think I'll rock the wrist one this year!

[ChristinaStelly]

Wear a diaper and just let it go doggie

Omg like Richard from Howard Stern. He wears a depends to Coheed and Cambria so he can drink a lot and never miss anything for those inconvenient bathroom breaks

[ChristinaStelly]

Oh I did this and the ice water was still cold when I got to my car after the day. Delicious!

[ChristinaStelly]

So I was planning on bringing a camel back with no water in it and filling it up inside. Would that be okay? Is there anywhere I could fill it up? I remember last year there were water jugs but I think they were only if you had bought those two dollar water bottles.

I was under the impression camel backs were not allowed even if empty. Outside Lands allowed them and it was awesome.

[ChristinaStelly]

I want to wear a fanny pack, but will i need to bring a bigger back just for a jacket for the nighttime?? how cold does it get?

It gets cold ESP after being I'm the heat for that long

[involvelemons]

Hopefully this didn't just involve pushing your way through people claiming to have seen space, or to have a friend. This is the worst. I try to make it intentionally hard for those people to move. and I am 6'6. But I got there before you. so deal with it.


Nope. I added 'polite' on purpose. Hope others do the same.

[ENluv12]

Hopefully this didn't just involve pushing your way through people claiming to have seen space, or to have a friend. This is the worst. I try to make it intentionally hard for those people to move. and I am 6'6. But I got there before you. so deal with it.



I love this. I am 6'4 (female) and I hate that just because I am tall shorter people think they have the right to just push their way in front of me. If I am waiting just as long as everyone else for a good spot I will stay there and not feel slightly bad! Just because I can see over you doesn't mean I should have to stand at the back of the tent/stage when I waited just as long as everyone else.

[MusicIsMyBoyfriend]

I love this. I am 6'4 (female) and I hate that just because I am tall shorter people think they have the right to just push their way in front of me. If I am waiting just as long as everyone else for a good spot I will stay there and not feel slightly bad! Just because I can see over you doesn't mean I should have to stand at the back of the tent/stage when I waited just as long as everyone else.

Tall girls FTW! We can't help it if we were naturally selected to have longer legs than the average lady... we still deserve the right to be as close to the stage as we want if we work and wait for our spots.

I am just about 6ft, not even taller than a majority of dudes at most shows. I get shit all the time from shorter people at shows, even when I am struggling to see myself. Seriously people, first come, best view. Deal with it.

As for camping out for sets at Coachella though, I am generally against it, did that my very first year and missed out on so much. Ever since then I work my way into and out of sets to see as much music as possible. I attempt to do this as politely as possible, I say excuse me and thank you and try not to bump or step on people if I can help it. A light touch on the arm & a smile and most people will give you a little of their space or let you out of the crowd. Of course this gets harder at night or for particularly popular sets. You just gotta be realistic about how close you want to be or can get to the stage in that case.

[ENluv12]

YES!! We have to stick together! I always get dirty looks for being close, but oh well! If you want to be in front of me get there first! It is pretty simple!

[brogore]

Keep your pinky in air when in a large group to keep your friends all together in one group while in big crowds!

[MusicIsMyBoyfriend]

Keep your pinky in air when in a large group to keep your friends all together in one group while in big crowds!

That's not really gonna be super effective for ya. People go to all sorts of lengths to keep their groups together in the crowd. Human Chains, counting off or chanting, even elaborate staffs with a distinctive header to guide the flock to the field. But really all of those methods are gonna get less effective and more annoying the bigger your group gets.

1-3 people weaving through while I am watching a set, no biggie
3-5 ok, alright, go ahead
5-7 WTF? Are you done yet?
7+ YOU SUPER MUTHER FUCKING DOUCHE HOLES I AM TRYING TO WATCH THE SROKES GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LINE OF VISION WITH A QUICKNESS SO I CAN RESUME MY SPAZ DANCING OR I WILL SPAZ DANCE ALL OVER YOUR UGLY MUGS!*




*True Story.

[nyarlathotoats]

Doesn't everyone do this? Or yell backscratcher or some shit?

[euphonicfiend]

HAHA this is so true^^

[ENluv12]

That's not really gonna be super effective for ya. People go to all sorts of lengths to keep their groups together in the crowd. Human Chains, counting off or chanting, even elaborate staffs with a distinctive header to guide the flock to the field. But really all of those methods are gonna get less effective and more annoying the bigger your group gets.

1-3 people weaving through while I am watching a set, no biggie
3-5 ok, alright, go ahead
5-7 WTF? Are you done yet?
7+ YOU SUPER MUTHER FUCKING DOUCHE HOLES I AM TRYING TO WATCH THE SROKES GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LINE OF VISION WITH A QUICKNESS SO I CAN RESUME MY SPAZ DANCING OR I WILL SPAZ DANCE ALL OVER YOUR UGLY MUGS!*




*True Story.

GFT

[dcbell05]

Talking about not being able to see, can we all try and be concious of our neighbors and try PUTTING DOWN THE CAMERA at some point in the set? It's cool to get a few pics here and there or record a fave song, but having your arms way up and holing that camera up is SUPER irritating. I can't stress how many times I've been waiting for a set to begin, moving to get someone shorter in front of me (or letting someone shorter get in front of me to be nice) and then they put their damn hands up with their camera for the whole time! Plus, unless you have a REALLY, REALLY good camera (which hardly anyone has) or you're very close, the image/audio/video quality is probably going to suck.

So just put the cameras down and watch the show with your eyes. Soak it in, put it in your memory, and dance around. So much more fun.

[baily]

Talking about not being able to see, can we all try and be concious of our neighbors and try PUTTING DOWN THE CAMERA at some point in the set? It's cool to get a few pics here and there or record a fave song, but having your arms way up and holing that camera up is SUPER irritating. I can't stress how many times I've been waiting for a set to begin, moving to get someone shorter in front of me (or letting someone shorter get in front of me to be nice) and then they put their damn hands up with their camera for the whole time! Plus, unless you have a REALLY, REALLY good camera (which hardly anyone has) or you're very close, the image/audio/video quality is probably going to suck.

So just put the cameras down and watch the show with your eyes. Soak it in, put it in your memory, and dance around. So much more fun.

agree with you...but not going to happen

smack their elbow and watch their face as the camera drops...
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/4/cae63f5a-b360-4b1b-b452-c17c22dddaa7.jpg

[bettycarolyn]

[QUOTE=ChristinaStelly;2375413]
11. Love smelly body spray or lotion. Rub a little lotion under your nose when that non-deodorant person comes dancing through.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! i will def keep that in mind!

[zircona1]

Talking about not being able to see, can we all try and be concious of our neighbors and try PUTTING DOWN THE CAMERA at some point in the set? It's cool to get a few pics here and there or record a fave song, but having your arms way up and holing that camera up is SUPER irritating. I can't stress how many times I've been waiting for a set to begin, moving to get someone shorter in front of me (or letting someone shorter get in front of me to be nice) and then they put their damn hands up with their camera for the whole time! Plus, unless you have a REALLY, REALLY good camera (which hardly anyone has) or you're very close, the image/audio/video quality is probably going to suck.

So just put the cameras down and watch the show with your eyes. Soak it in, put it in your memory, and dance around. So much more fun.

During Duran Duran's set last year, there was a guy on the left side near the front who had his camera up recording the show THE WHOLE TIME. When he first held it up, I thought "ok, he'll just do one song and then take it down" - nope, he just switched hands throughout. I was surprised nobody made him put it down because from where I was (behind one of the barriers) it got in the way.

[manalive!]

That's not really gonna be super effective for ya. People go to all sorts of lengths to keep their groups together in the crowd. Human Chains, counting off or chanting, even elaborate staffs with a distinctive header to guide the flock to the field. But really all of those methods are gonna get less effective and more annoying the bigger your group gets.

1-3 people weaving through while I am watching a set, no biggie
3-5 ok, alright, go ahead
5-7 WTF? Are you done yet?
7+ YOU SUPER MUTHER FUCKING DOUCHE HOLES I AM TRYING TO WATCH THE SROKES GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LINE OF VISION WITH A QUICKNESS SO I CAN RESUME MY SPAZ DANCING OR I WILL SPAZ DANCE ALL OVER YOUR UGLY MUGS!*




*True Story.

Just give em a bit of gandalf!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4UfAL9f74I

[frizzlefry]

That's not really gonna be super effective for ya. People go to all sorts of lengths to keep their groups together in the crowd. Human Chains, counting off or chanting, even elaborate staffs with a distinctive header to guide the flock to the field. But really all of those methods are gonna get less effective and more annoying the bigger your group gets.



Unless you have one of these
http://www.redsunstore.co.uk/ekmps/shops/redsuncc/images/star-wars-force-fx-lightsaber-anakin-skywalker-1273-p.jpg
When they decided to let us in with it on Friday, people from our campsite would see us from other tents, you can imagine all of the hysterical laughter from constantly "running into each other"

[Cameron Frye]

great list - can't believe i'm just reading this thread now

a lot of the points i thought to myself, why fuck yes that does make a lot of simple sense.

any pointers from anyone on being tall and etiquette during sets? i'm 6'5", but i'd like to get close during some sets...i'm not gonna let everyone and their g/f ahead of me

[Theijuiel]

Just plant yourself and you're set.

[Stickjohn]

kneel

[vertin]

Whenever someone or when a group tries to pass me and I am upfront I will tell them that there is no more room left and that there is more room that way(I point to the left or right of whereever I am) they usually ALWAYS give me a weird look and just walk that way with either them or their group. Only a few people have argued and still didn't let them through...I have been to to many shows where I let people infront and its a huge group and then the people who were infront of me dont let the group go so now theyre stuck infront of me...fuck that

[MantisMel]

I usually try to make myself an asset when making my way through a crowed. I carry a folding fan and fan everybody while smoking them out. I've gotten to the front of many 'a stages with this technique. I get what I want, and everybody is happy for it! :)

[fatbastard]

It takes time to get in. You will need to wait on one of the main streets before driving into the parking area. You will walk for at least 20 minutes to get to the front fate. There will be 8 to 12 lines of people that may vary from 20 to 100 deep. It takes time to get from the front gate to the sahara tent. People walk at different speeds. Some clusters of people just stop walking and stand in the middle of your path for no reason.

[joobear]

baby wipes, baby powder, and baby lotion.
get clean, get comfy, get moisturized.
babies get all the best products.

[AgainstFeist]

any pointers from anyone on being tall and etiquette during sets? i'm 6'5", but i'd like to get close during some sets...i'm not gonna let everyone and their g/f ahead of me

5017

This should shorten you down to 6'0 like the rest of us:)

[krishtainy]

To help keep you well-hydrated, bring sports drink powder packets to add to your water bottles (like G2). Anti-chafing gel was most helpful on the bottoms of my feet and in between my toes to avoid blisters (I wore flip-flops all weekend). There's a LOT of walking -- just getting from the parking lot to the entrance gate is a long walk -- you don't want to be in pain before you see your first act. Girls -- I highly recommend wearing dresses or skirts (not shorts). If it's as hot this year as it was last year, you'll be thankful for the ventilation. Lastly, ear plugs are a must -- last year I spent my 1st night with such bad ringing of the ears that I barely slept.

Happy Coachella 2012 -- may you all enjoy the happiest place on earth!! :o

[TheGuvna]

Bump

[sarahstar214]

question, as far as shoes go, what's the standard? this may sound like a stupid question, but i as planning on wearing comfortable sandals... does it get muddy? should I opt for boots instead?

[VigoTheCarpathian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQrEb9LIb4k