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vicorintian
02-23-2007, 12:19 PM
hey! i've always thought that trying to be agressively flirty with a total stranger is kinda hard... except when you are drunk. Anyway, have you ever successfully picked up (or have been picked!) someone out of the blue? how did it happen? Share your story... :)

DeltaSigChi4
02-23-2007, 12:20 PM
"Come home with me. "

/story

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mob roulette
02-23-2007, 12:20 PM
"where have you been all my night?"

then smile impishly.

works like a charm.

matsuolost
02-23-2007, 12:21 PM
hi.

SojuGorae
02-23-2007, 12:21 PM
When I'm drunk and at a club I grab things like boobies, buttocks, and ask good looking(or so I think) female bartenders to do a shot with me and show me her boobs. Seriously.

Courtney
02-23-2007, 12:22 PM
Me: Hi, I'm Courtney, nice to meet you.
Him: Let's go have babies.

The name thing works like a charm, I tell ya.

mob roulette
02-23-2007, 12:22 PM
When I'm drunk and at a club I grab things like boobies, buttocks, and ask good looking(or so I think) female bartenders to do a shot with me and show me her boobs.

you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. hats off.

Hannahrain
02-23-2007, 12:22 PM
When I'm drunk and at a club I grab things like boobies, buttocks, and ask good looking(or so I think) female bartenders to do a shot with me and show me her boobs.

You're getting dreamier by the minute...

SojuGorae
02-23-2007, 12:23 PM
youre getting dreamier by the minute...

You know it.

Hannahrain
02-23-2007, 12:25 PM
that being said, your dreaminess may be inversely proportionate to the level of liquid in my glass.

vicorintian
02-23-2007, 12:38 PM
hi.
hey i've actually tried that one!!

kimery08
02-23-2007, 12:38 PM
it was right after a !!! show in la. the show was over and everyone was just hanging around outside the venue. i was a little drunk and by myself (my friend and i lost eachother like 10 min after we got there). some random guy walked up to me and simply asked if he could kiss me. no hi. no introduction. just that. i loved how straight forward he was and with my beer goggles he was nice to the eyes as well. i said yes. we kissed for a minute. i saw my friend and went home.

nothingman00
02-23-2007, 12:38 PM
Nice shoes... Wanna Fuck?

(whaaakkkk!!!) that was the sound of my wife slapping me.

cityzun
02-23-2007, 12:57 PM
Nice shoes... Wanna Fuck?

(whaaakkkk!!!) that was the sound of my wife slapping me.

That's why you wait till your wife is away before asking strange women that question.

MusicIsMyBoyfriend
02-23-2007, 01:01 PM
"where have you been all my night?"

then smile impishly.

works like a charm.


Hahaha, nice, I'd probably so go for that.


Booby grabbing, not so much. Haahaha.

jackstraw94086
02-23-2007, 01:03 PM
My hovercraft is full of eels.

vicorintian
02-23-2007, 01:03 PM
Hahaha, nice, I'd probably so go for that.


Booby grabbing, not so much. Haahaha.

so... where have you been all... er... day?:D

MusicIsMyBoyfriend
02-23-2007, 01:05 PM
so... where have you been all... er... day?:D

You forgot the smiling impishly bit... I think that's the key.

nevermind I guess that green smiley dude works.... Hiya. ;)

tango
02-23-2007, 01:07 PM
Hahaha, nice, I'd probably so go for that.


Booby grabbing, not so much. Haahaha.

hahaha ya me too

cityzun
02-23-2007, 01:08 PM
You forgot the smiling impishly bit... I think that's the key.

nevermind I guess that green smiley dude works.... Hiya. ;)

I'd say the green smiley is just a completely unrestrained happy smile. But who can resist those? The blue one with the glasses is a smirk/impish (imo):cool:

All That I Am
02-23-2007, 01:16 PM
I'm not one for pick up lines, but to strike up a conversation with a girl simply compliment her on something she is wearing (particularly anthing that looks original). This works because any guy knows how long it takes a girl to pick out her clothes when she's going out, and if they take that long to pick something out they appreciate it when someone notices the extra effort they put into looking nice. After that strike up a pleasant conversation and ask if she's single within the first couple of minutes. If she says not tell her that you hope her boyfriend knows what a lucky guy he is and get on your way. This way even if you strike out with her you'll still look like a good guy in front of any other ladies.

vicorintian
02-23-2007, 01:23 PM
You forgot the smiling impishly bit... I think that's the key.

nevermind I guess that green smiley dude works.... Hiya. ;)
cool beans!! it works!!!:dumbo

J~$$$
02-23-2007, 01:36 PM
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Hannahrain
02-23-2007, 01:39 PM
i had a friend who was reading a list of bad pickup lines once. they were all relatively normal, cheesy ones. with one exception. somewhere in the middle of the list it said "I'll give you an ice cream sandwich if you get in the van"...

mob roulette
02-23-2007, 01:40 PM
"oh baby i like it raw. yeah baby i like it raaaaaaaaaw..."

ODB

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-23-2007, 02:12 PM
One for the Brits.

"Get your jacket, you've pulled..."

shotglass75
02-23-2007, 02:32 PM
So, do you live around here often?

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-23-2007, 02:34 PM
My hovercraft is full of eels.

Please will you fondle my buttocks.

kimery08
02-23-2007, 03:15 PM
my friend and i were out having a drink and this man writes "do you wanna fuck" on a napkin and sends it to me. the whole time im there i was talking to some other guy. i read the note and gave it to my friend. i leave to go to the restroom and that man walks up to my friend and tells her that the note was for me but she was interested...
yea.
we left right when i returned from the restroom.

musicjunkie
02-23-2007, 07:10 PM
My hovercraft is full of eels.

Holy crap!! I would totally take you back to my tent if you ever said that to me...but then again, I am a huge Python fan (geek).

NeverMyopic
02-23-2007, 07:38 PM
I told a girl once that I have my foldout linoleum in the trunk of my car, and that I bust it out when I want to breakdance. You should come check it out.

We were married 3 years later.

All That I Am
02-23-2007, 07:44 PM
how's this?

Damn girl! You so fine I wanna suck your Daddy's Dick.

BoneDaddy
02-23-2007, 09:16 PM
This has worked.

Motion a girl over with one finger, come here kind of a thing. When she comes over, tell her, if I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with all ten.

I've used it, it works, it even worked on a shot girl at a bar, who hears all of the lines in the book.

:thu

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-23-2007, 11:09 PM
This has worked.

Motion a girl over with one finger, come here kind of a thing. When she comes over, tell her, if I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with all ten.

I've used it, it works, it even worked on a shot girl at a bar, who hears all of the lines in the book.

:thu



With the luck I had before I met my wife, her reply would probably have been
"With all ten you can jerk off. No hang on you'll only need five.....!

gaypalmsprings
02-23-2007, 11:16 PM
I'll show you my 3-day pass, if you show me yours.

dontfeedthebird
02-23-2007, 11:18 PM
"Got any pot?"

Kiefer
02-24-2007, 07:49 AM
were you raised on a chicken farm?
cause you sure know how to raise cock.

(heard it used, not my own, but funny nonetheless)

vicorintian
02-24-2007, 08:10 AM
Holy crap!! I would totally take you back to my tent if you ever said that to me...but then again, I am a huge Python fan (geek).

mmmm is it strange that i find that very very attractive?
here have some :spam

André
02-24-2007, 08:27 AM
were you raised on a chicken farm?
cause you sure know how to raise cock.

(heard it used, not my own, but funny nonetheless)

mega LOL... funny funny shit

wmgaretjax
02-24-2007, 08:33 AM
"Come home with me. "

/story

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i totally agree. the straight forward seems to work.

Hannahrain
02-24-2007, 08:35 AM
i totally agree. the straight forward seems to work.

within reason is the key here. when i was in high school, i had someone say to me "you know, we'd be illegal, you and i."

randy ricochet
02-24-2007, 08:37 AM
Go up to a bird in a pub and say, "I bet you £2 I can feel your tits without taking my hands out of my pockets"

Then when she says "Ok"....pull your hands out, feel her tits and hand her the £2 and say "Well worth £2 love and walk off!!!!

Works a treat

Hannahrain
02-24-2007, 08:38 AM
Then when she says "Ok"...


this says so much

randy ricochet
02-24-2007, 08:40 AM
what would you say?

Hannahrain
02-24-2007, 08:42 AM
i'm not sure of the exact phrasing, but i'm betting "go suck a dick, randy" would be in there somewhere.

wmgaretjax
02-24-2007, 08:44 AM
within reason is the key here. when i was in high school, i had someone say to me "you know, we'd be illegal, you and i."

of course. respect should ALWAYS be a given.

randy ricochet
02-24-2007, 08:46 AM
Obviously it doesn't work on all women, but that doesn't matter....you just move on to another in the club /pub!

Or another phrase would be...."Do you want a shag love?"....and when she says no..or "go suck a dick!"....you say, "Well do u mind lying down while I have one"..guaranteed to break the ice!

randy ricochet
02-24-2007, 08:47 AM
Or the best phrase I have heard is....

"How much does a Polar Bear weigh?"
When they say 'I don't know"
You say, "Neither do I but it broke the ice"!!!....get it!!

cityzun
02-24-2007, 11:18 AM
Or the best phrase I have heard is....

"How much does a Polar Bear weigh?"
When they say 'I don't know"
You say, "Neither do I but it broke the ice"!!!....get it!!

That's....that's beautiful

darkjustice
02-24-2009, 12:06 AM
no.

hawkingvsreeve
02-24-2009, 12:27 AM
2 years later.

Thanks for bumping this. Really.

Hannahrain
02-24-2009, 12:44 AM
Look how irreverent I was about punctuation back then. And style in general. And post content. Memories.

Cherita Chen
02-24-2009, 12:46 AM
*sigh*

I miss the old board

SoulDischarge
02-24-2009, 12:50 AM
Look how irreverent I was about punctuation back then. And style in general. And post content. Memories.

That tired line?

clumsy342
02-24-2009, 01:09 AM
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