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BeeII
02-24-2010, 11:00 PM
I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering.

AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder.

Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

Still-ill
02-24-2010, 11:02 PM
Why did you think your GF's house was the proper place to test this out? Had you ever taken a dump there before?

shoegazer76
02-24-2010, 11:02 PM
Purely EPIC

Ha.SK
02-24-2010, 11:03 PM
if she breaks up with you, she must be an uptight blonde skank.


if she doesn't, shes a keeper :thu

Suffacated
02-24-2010, 11:04 PM
Thats some shit...

Gribbz
02-24-2010, 11:05 PM
Pretty sure that's been posted in the "Next Time You Try To Look Hot" thread.

juloxx
02-24-2010, 11:06 PM
Kill them. Its the only way to stop her from breaking up with you and having that embarrassing story get out.

Ha.SK
02-24-2010, 11:06 PM
oh snap.

menikmati
02-24-2010, 11:07 PM
Yeah I too hope she doesn't blabber about this on a public message board that has thousands of registered users, and a loving relationship with Google's web crawling bot which allows all threads and posts here to be cached and indexed and show up first on most search queries.

Geno_g
02-24-2010, 11:13 PM
Shitty...

HandBanana
02-24-2010, 11:14 PM
yup.

http://www.google.com/search?q=and+I+remembered+something+my+friend+told +me+called+AC+Slatering.&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari

menikmati
02-24-2010, 11:16 PM
yup.

http://www.google.com/search?q=and+I+remembered+something+my+friend+told +me+called+AC+Slatering.&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari

Haha, BeeII is such a tool. He loses the internet.

weeklymix
02-24-2010, 11:17 PM
http://www.funnyordie.com/forums/1/topics/24211

It's everywhere. What a dildo.

BeeII
02-24-2010, 11:19 PM
http://www.funnyordie.com/forums/1/topics/24211

It's everywhere. What a dildo.

it's older than that funny or die thread. and people feel still feel for it, so who's the bigger fool?

bluemamba
02-24-2010, 11:20 PM
Funny story. I dont know why you would do that at your gf's house but ok. We all have our mixups. Reminds me of the time i got caught masturbating to my friends sisters picture in her room. Good times.

gmoneyak
02-24-2010, 11:20 PM
2007

BeeII
02-24-2010, 11:21 PM
Haha, BeeII is such a tool. He loses the internet.

i thought i lost the internet once, but it turns out it just rolled under the bed.

BeeII
02-24-2010, 11:22 PM
http://<a href="http://s971.photobucket.com/albums/ae199/mindpod/?action=view&current=acslatering.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae199/mindpod/acslatering.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

fail

bluemamba
02-24-2010, 11:22 PM
ohh crap. i fell for it.

gmoneyak
02-24-2010, 11:22 PM
Wow..


The new Burger King mascot is pretty ****ing scary looking. I was watching that add last night where some guy and his girlfriend are riding along in the park on their bicycle having a gay ass time when the woman on the back mysteriously disappears or transmutates into the gargantuan plastic headed Burger King man. Totally unsurprised by the events that have occurred the man riding the bike graciously accepts the demonic costume adorned retards offer of a maple sausage biscuit, because obviously any events that transpire to give you a free maple sausage biscuit must be great events indeed! Seriously, does this guy ever wonder how the Burger King was able to stealthily ninjakill his girlfriend while effortlessly and silently jumping on the back of the bike, or even worse, what bizarre dimensional **** up occurred to transpose his vagina clad riding partner with a plastic bearded goliath intent on nothing more than feeding him sausage?

If I were on that bike I would eat that damn maple sausage sandwich and then promptly beat the **** out of the burger King as his plastic bobble head seemingly has no orifice that I can stick my cock into and then immediately develop a solid alibi for where I really was when my park date riding companion mysteriously disappeared because no jury in their right mind would believe that the man who scored the highlight reel touchdown reception from Brett Favre (aka the Burger King in another genius ad from the campaign aimed at filling children with fear) would kill a woman just to bicycle with you and eat delicious sausage patties? Honestly, Brett Favre throwing a touchdown is so highly ****ing unbelievable at this point that no jury would ever believe it.

M Sparks
02-24-2010, 11:27 PM
Well, it did turn out to be true that something embarrassing happened to him tonight.

darkjustice
02-25-2010, 12:06 AM
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monklish
02-25-2010, 12:56 AM
Everything BeeII posts is copypasta, guys.

TomAz
02-25-2010, 04:34 AM
I agree re the Burger King guy. creep city.