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adamnikyo
02-23-2007, 09:37 AM
This is the thread reserved for the best of the best. Save your kinda funny comedy, mildly amusing anecdotes, and somewhat interesting stories for the other threads because this thread is for top notch material only. If you fail, you'll be called out and votes will be cast. If the voting doesn't go your way, you have to promise to die sometime in the next 7 days.

Those are the rules.



This is probably the only thread I'll ever read again.

RienOneTexas
02-23-2007, 09:39 AM
http://myspace-810.vo.llnwd.net/00014/01/86/14246810_l.JPG

RienOneTexas
02-23-2007, 09:41 AM
poop

kimery08
02-23-2007, 09:41 AM
poop

twice.

adamnikyo
02-23-2007, 09:44 AM
I really like the art.
"Poop" is funny once. Poop "twice" is justification for a motion to vote.

Hannahrain
02-23-2007, 09:52 AM
So there's a summer fest i work at, and basically my job is customer service. One of the things we handle is camping.

For this particular fest, people camp up to a month ahead of time. Good camping spots (especially in the shade) are a hot commodity.

So on one afternoon, i was working by myself. I had a lot to do, and a lot to deal with in pretty much every area you can think of. There's not a soul around, and i'm enjoying the silence.

Fast forward a few minutes. Up comes this really craggly creepy-looking old man. he looks distraught. He does this little huffy shiver thing, and starts to glare at me.

In my best "I'm here to help" voice, i asked him what he needed. He told me that he "just needed a spot to park his RV in the shade. Is that so hard?!?".

At this point it was about two or three days before the actual event. He probably couldn't have even found a spot for his RV in the middle of a forest fire, assuming it was on the festival grounds.

I politely told him that maybe we could find a tent spot that would be somewhat shaded (there's a no RV policy anyway), and that it would have to be a very small tent.

He's absolutely livid at this point. I wasn't sure what his problem was at this point, until he said angrily

"HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO LIVE IN A TENT WITH A THREE FOOT LIZARD?!? JESUS."

So i'm trying my hardest to keep a straight face. I asked him if there was possibly someone he could call to go to his home and lizardsit for him.

So he looks at me (like i'm an idiot for not knowing this already) and says

"Have you ever tried getting a lizard sitter to come to a nudist colony!?!?!?!"


i was tempted to say yes, but i refrained.

RienOneTexas
02-23-2007, 09:58 AM
good story

adamnikyo
02-23-2007, 10:00 AM
You met my dad?

Hannahrain
02-23-2007, 10:02 AM
he was creepy. do you have a long grey beard with stuff caked in it as well, or is that a generational thing?

chrislasf
02-23-2007, 10:09 AM
There are going to be a lot of dead people around here.

adamnikyo
02-23-2007, 10:16 AM
Chris knows what I'm talkin bout.

DeltaSigChi4
02-23-2007, 11:38 AM
tl;dr.

Die.

E

full on idle
02-25-2007, 10:10 PM
Whomever breaketh the rules set forth by adamnikyo in this thread gets a one way ticket to ignoreland.

TomAz
02-26-2007, 07:53 AM
good thing the grammar police are asleep.

J~$$$
02-26-2007, 08:02 AM
MxtpaJvcsV4

ToddThaGod
02-26-2007, 10:22 AM
haha what the hell. that ostrich is nasty on the half-pipe

amyzzz
02-26-2007, 10:33 AM
Whomever breaketh the rules set forth by adamnikyo in this thread gets a one way ticket to ignoreland.This thread should get a one-way ticket to ignoreland.

smokealotapotamus
02-26-2007, 10:53 AM
That is one bad ass ostritch...

DeltaSigChi4
02-26-2007, 11:19 AM
ostrich*

E

adamnikyo
02-27-2007, 12:25 PM
I move for a vote on Amy's post.

Over 1,200 posts on the new board, yet every word still as useless as the muscles in your half-retarded face.

jackstraw94086
02-27-2007, 12:39 PM
seconded.

adamnikyo
02-27-2007, 12:42 PM
Nay

DeltaSigChi4
02-27-2007, 12:50 PM
Amy > you

/thread

thaipod
02-27-2007, 12:51 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/tdao360/bushdick.jpg

adamnikyo
02-27-2007, 12:52 PM
http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/twilight-zone-old.jpg

adamnikyo
02-27-2007, 01:01 PM
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/3575/58312882lov1.jpg

thaipod
02-27-2007, 01:11 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/tdao360/supergay1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/tdao360/supergay2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/tdao360/supergay3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/tdao360/supergay4.jpg