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RienOneTexas
02-23-2007, 10:23 AM
Just for fun!!!

kimery08
02-23-2007, 10:25 AM
...burn to death or drown?

mozabilly54
02-23-2007, 10:25 AM
drown.

would you rather kiss a hippo or your grandma on the lips?

kimery08
02-23-2007, 10:26 AM
hippo!!

...shart on yourself or start your period? both being noticed by everyone around.

RienOneTexas
02-23-2007, 10:30 AM
id drown

mozabilly54
02-23-2007, 10:31 AM
I like this thread better w/o the poll.

kimery08
02-23-2007, 10:33 AM
i need to discuss this further before i can make an educated decision.

RienOneTexas
02-23-2007, 10:35 AM
LOL. troubling decision!

tango
02-23-2007, 10:35 AM
Have cheesey porn music sound whenever u enter a room?
OR
End every sentence with 'durka durka'?

Hannahrain
02-23-2007, 10:36 AM
porn music.

...vomit marbles or sweat cheese?

(stolen from a book, btw)

kimery08
02-23-2007, 10:36 AM
porn music.

i could make it cool.

RienOneTexas
02-23-2007, 10:37 AM
Would you rather...

have your mom catch you masturbating,or......

catch your mom masturbating.

kimery08
02-23-2007, 10:43 AM
vomit marbles.


the other one makes me very uncomfortable.

RienOneTexas
02-23-2007, 10:44 AM
vomit marbles

RienOneTexas
02-23-2007, 10:45 AM
vomit marbles.


the other one makes me very uncomfortable.


LOL!!!

adamnikyo
02-23-2007, 10:48 AM
Read this thread or give birth to a massive sea urchin?

RienOneTexas
02-23-2007, 10:50 AM
be able to fly, or...

be invisible?

mozabilly54
02-23-2007, 10:50 AM
Read this thread or give birth to a massive sea urchin?

read this thread.

be lost int he middle of a dark forest at night or on a raft in the middle of the ocean at night.

amyzzz
02-23-2007, 11:01 AM
Would you rather...

have your mom catch you masturbating,or......

catch your mom masturbating.

The first one. When I was living with my parents, my mom found the instrument I was using for this purpose, so in a way, I've already had this happen to me.

RienOneTexas
02-23-2007, 11:02 AM
raft. no bugs and shit. assuming you get to go home the next day. if i had to survive... forest

RienOneTexas
02-23-2007, 11:09 AM
...have ketchup despensing nipples, or...

have an orgazm everytime someone says "pancake"?

is there really a right wat to spell "that red condiment we put on french fries"

kimery08
02-23-2007, 11:12 AM
read this thread.
fly.
forest.
orgasm. id work at ihop. full time.

RienOneTexas
02-23-2007, 11:20 AM
I love how the poll is so disturbing, no one will answer it!

J~$$$
02-23-2007, 11:24 AM
no one will answer it because it is fucking stupid.

luveebunni08
02-23-2007, 12:46 PM
drown
vomit marbles
be invisible
cheesy porn music
read this thread
orgasm (the ihop thing cracked me up)
forest
be caught


would you rather have a tail or webbed feet?

DeltaSigChi4
02-23-2007, 01:15 PM
I'd gather remove Texas from the union.

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nothingman00
02-23-2007, 01:44 PM
Except Austin.

nothingman00
02-23-2007, 01:47 PM
zzz, did your "instrument" play synth pop?

tango
02-23-2007, 02:01 PM
be able to fly, or...

be invisible?

INVISIBLE!

amyzzz
02-23-2007, 02:23 PM
zzz, did your "instrument" play synth pop?

I don't even know what that means. Maybe I should have said "implement" or "utensil." I was too embarrassed to obtain proper tools for that purpose, so I always improvised.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-23-2007, 03:28 PM
The first one. When I was living with my parents, my mom found the instrument I was using for this purpose, so in a way, I've already had this happen to me.


Was it a flute?



"This one time, at band camp..."

amyzzz
02-23-2007, 03:41 PM
No, it was not a flute.

Hannahrain
02-23-2007, 04:06 PM
amy, it sounds like you need to take a trip to the confessions thread.

kimery08
02-23-2007, 04:07 PM
do it! do it!

blakely
02-23-2007, 04:15 PM
...burn to death or drown?



burning to death is drowning.....

just sayin'

kimery08
02-23-2007, 04:16 PM
stop sayin' and start explainin'

thefunkylama
02-23-2007, 04:24 PM
your lungs fill with fluid when you burn is what he's sayin'.

blakely
02-23-2007, 04:28 PM
stop sayin' and start explainin'

when you are burning to death (say, at the steak for being a witch, or something like that) as your body burns your lungs begin to fill up with fluid thus asphyxiating you...... you'd drown in your own bodily fluids before your brain would cook...

kimery08
02-23-2007, 04:28 PM
really?
i had no idea.

blakely
02-23-2007, 04:37 PM
yeah, its pretty gruesome....


which is why i would choose drowning, although its not exactly on the top of my list of proffered ways to die, its certainly better than all of your skin burning with the fire of a thousand suns while you drown.....

Hannahrain
02-23-2007, 04:39 PM
i would like to die by eating a poisoned box of chocolates.

blakely
02-23-2007, 04:43 PM
i would like to die by eating a poisoned box of chocolates.

would you have poisoned the chocolate yourself, or would it all have been the end of a carefully orchestrated plan to bump you off????

nahuatldream
02-23-2007, 07:32 PM
drown
kiss grandma
start period (i'm a guy, i can say i cut my leg)
vomit marbles
catch my mom (too embarrassing to be caught, and i can use it against her, haha)
be able to fly
cheesy porn music
read this thread
orgasm (no ejaculation though, otherwise, i'd go the other route)
forest
webbed feet

TomAz
02-23-2007, 08:13 PM
would you rather

die a slow, horrible, shameful, agony-filled, lonely, meaningless death

or

go to a Celine Dion concert every night for the rest of your life?







what's that? no difference you say?

DeltaSigChi4
02-23-2007, 08:20 PM
Celine Dion was voted best singer in Las Vegas by the readers of the Review-Journal.

Furthermore, her show is a tremendous hit.

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RienOneTexas
02-23-2007, 09:26 PM
a slow, horrible, shameful, agony-filled, lonely, meaningless death

RienOneTexas
02-23-2007, 09:37 PM
I'd gather remove Texas from the union.

E

I'd gather my balls in yo mama's mouf!!! BUUUUUURRRRNN!!!

Jk :) I would never do that!! I dont think.

Would you rather...

lose both your arms, or...

both your legs?

nothingman00
02-23-2007, 10:11 PM
Both arms. Without a doubt.

EDIT: Have you seen those armless guys that can do everything with their feet? Well, that makes this an easy choice.

RienOneTexas
02-23-2007, 10:43 PM
Yeah! I saw a guy who played guitar even!!!

nothingman00
02-23-2007, 10:57 PM
without arms, I couldn't play hoops or masturbate, but without legs I couldn't walk or run. Easy choice, though hoops and masturbation would be tough to give up.

All That I Am
02-23-2007, 11:10 PM
Live the rest of your life with the '06 Audio Bullies set being played directly into your head non stop

or

Never hear again.

RienOneTexas
02-23-2007, 11:12 PM
Live the rest of your life with the '06 Audio Bullies set being played directly into your head non stop

or

Never hear again.

Must've been pretty bad!

amyzzz
02-24-2007, 05:28 AM
without arms, I couldn't play hoops or masturbate, but without legs I couldn't walk or run. Easy choice, though hoops and masturbation would be tough to give up.
Oh, COME ON. You're a guy--you'll figure out some way to take care of business.

RienOneTexas
02-24-2007, 07:17 AM
You would probably learn to use your feet!!! Somehow!?!

amyzzz
02-24-2007, 07:33 AM
Couldn't you just rub up against something? I've heard about guys with all their appendages who do that.

kreutz2112
02-24-2007, 07:36 AM
The first one. When I was living with my parents, my mom found the instrument I was using for this purpose, so in a way, I've already had this happen to me.

The most graphic post amyzzz has ever posted.

Hannahrain
02-24-2007, 07:37 AM
The most graphic post amyzzz has ever posted.

obviously you haven't been to the confessional where she posted what the instrument was...

André
02-24-2007, 07:40 AM
TMI Thread 4-life

nothingman00
02-24-2007, 05:19 PM
Couldn't you just rub up against something? I've heard about guys with all their appendages who do that.

Are you for real, zzz? I've seen that happen on film "The Squid and the Whale" but I don't think that works and frankly, I wouldn't ever want to find out. But, if a guy can teach himself to play guitar with his feet, I'd imagine masturbation would be cake.

rampaige
02-24-2007, 06:49 PM
would you rather

die a slow, horrible, shameful, agony-filled, lonely, meaningless death

or

go to a Celine Dion concert every night for the rest of your life?







what's that? no difference you say?

Ha!

TomAz
02-24-2007, 10:47 PM
Couldn't you just rub up against something? I've heard about guys with all their appendages who do that.

frottage

nothingman00
02-25-2007, 04:12 PM
I just googled "Frottage". Can't believe there is such a strange word for dry-humping.

Hannahrain
02-25-2007, 04:13 PM
"frottage" sounds like a by-product of the dairy industry or something.

woogie846
02-25-2007, 04:17 PM
No, it was not a flute.

A tuba??

Hannahrain
02-25-2007, 04:18 PM
i'll bet it was a standup bass.

woogie846
02-25-2007, 04:20 PM
i'll bet it was a standup bass.

Don't be ridiculous.

Hannahrain
02-25-2007, 04:21 PM
ps answer=in confession thread.

nothingman00
02-25-2007, 04:21 PM
*wincing*

After seeing a baby come out of there, anything is possible.

SubBass49
02-25-2007, 04:22 PM
Would you rather:

Wipe your ass with your hand and not be able to wash it, or wipe it with a poison oak leaf?

Hannahrain
02-25-2007, 04:24 PM
poison oak leaf.

i'm immune. but even if i wasn't.

Courtney
02-25-2007, 04:26 PM
I wasn't able to wash it for how long? 5 minutes? The rest of my life? This is an important consideration.

SubBass49
02-25-2007, 04:30 PM
Hmmm...for 24 hours...

Courtney
02-25-2007, 04:31 PM
poison oak.

SubBass49
02-25-2007, 04:33 PM
I'd go with hand, and then isolate myself from society for 24 hours. Poison Oak itch would last much longer...

woogie846
02-25-2007, 07:47 PM
Would you rather:

Wipe your ass with your hand and not be able to wash it, or wipe it with a poison oak leaf?

With my hand. Easily. I'd wipe the poo on my legs and then just go on Wikipedia, read Tom Wolfe books, and be on this message board for 24 hours.

nothingman00
02-25-2007, 08:17 PM
With my hand. Easily. I'd wipe the poo on my legs and then just go on Wikipedia, read Tom Wolfe books, and be on this message board for 24 hours.

Well said.

RienOneTexas
03-31-2007, 12:53 AM
Would you rather...

Eat through your anus....

or poop through your mouth?

RienOneTexas
03-31-2007, 12:54 AM
wow that one is gross!

kroqken
10-27-2009, 05:21 PM
The second choice is WAY less painful, albeit a humiliating choice.