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JAKOBEE
02-21-2010, 10:21 PM
Thanks to the Coachella Board, I have seen too many strangers' penises to even count.

http://chatroulette.com/

It's funny, entertaining, and wrong in every way.

Discuss with screen shots and stories!

M Sparks
02-21-2010, 11:28 PM
THAT was the first time? Chatroulette?

Are you 9?

IRSCOTT
02-21-2010, 11:45 PM
It's olny gay if ball touch.
(8)(8)
gay^

clumsy342
02-21-2010, 11:50 PM
here's a screen shot i just took.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v729/clumsy342/robertdowney.jpg

that site is fucking ridiculous.
people should use it more for humor. you can find sex anywhere.

weeklymix
02-21-2010, 11:52 PM
I usually try to have staring contests if a penis isn't flapping at me.

cubrocker
02-22-2010, 01:24 AM
yeah i work in a gay bar. try me. penis is like oxygen there.

Devin the Dude
02-22-2010, 02:44 AM
A breath of fresh cock.

alex gardner
02-22-2010, 04:22 AM
one of the most entertaining things is when you run across a so-so looking female, and you say something along the lines of "wow, you are gorgeous", then suddenly bursting into uncontrollable laughter on the webcam and clicking "next".

gaypalmsprings
02-22-2010, 04:31 AM
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvivfddT731qzpwi0o1_500.png

caco0283
02-22-2010, 06:02 AM
http://www.signswithanattitude.com/images_signs/special_signs/monkey_feces.jpg

Monkeee thread #101

GrossMagic
02-22-2010, 12:09 PM
http://i48.tinypic.com/ogjpg8.png

JAKOBEE
03-15-2010, 12:23 PM
boop

caco0283
03-15-2010, 12:31 PM
http://rlv.zcache.com/i_hate_monkeys_tshirt-p235701631500883214slhg_210.jpg

amyzzz
03-15-2010, 12:34 PM
I was 7. I did not want to see it. I thought he was playing with gum.

caco0283
03-15-2010, 12:35 PM
http://static.panoramio.com/photos/original/4844610.jpg

TomAz
03-15-2010, 01:06 PM
what part of Miami is that ronnie?

caco0283
03-15-2010, 01:08 PM
Its the part you visit and starve

HunterGather
03-15-2010, 03:49 PM
The best ones are the ones where you see someone who's hung themselves or are looking lifeless with blood on them (fake of course, but still funny none the less)

M Sparks
03-15-2010, 04:32 PM
I was 7. I did not want to see it. I thought he was playing with gum.

http://thethreepoles.com/uploads/gum1.jpg

lunatic core
03-15-2010, 05:15 PM
I knew this was going to be about chatroulette. I just had to cofirm it.

paulb
03-15-2010, 05:28 PM
Jesus fuckin christ! I seriously just clicked on that website....it was loading, looking for someone...and I just saw some guy jerkin off!!! wtf! i didnt think it was that easy to find freaks....

SoulDischarge
03-15-2010, 05:30 PM
Your definition of "freaks" is a touch naive.

OnlyNonStranger
03-15-2010, 05:30 PM
Welcome to the internet.

paulb
03-15-2010, 05:31 PM
seriously....i tried this for 2 more min...and some old guy with a hairy.....ok, i think i just puked....

lunatic core
03-15-2010, 05:37 PM
Chatroulette reminds me of the Xbox 360 camera launch and Uno. Cept you "could" get banned. Who knew jerkin for randoms was a secret desire for so many guys.

Laura owns you
03-15-2010, 05:44 PM
Chatroulette reminds me of the Xbox 360 camera launch and Uno. Cept you "could" get banned. Who knew jerkin for randoms was a secret desire for so many guys.

that's what i've been wondering. is it a secret man fantasy so expose your junk to random people?

M Sparks
03-15-2010, 06:08 PM
that's what i've been wondering. is it a secret man fantasy so expose your junk to random people?

Exhibitionism takes on many forms and certainly isn't limited to men. However, I suspect there's something about the anonymity of ChatRoulette that specifically appeals to certain male psyches. What that is, I have no idea.

Ha.SK
03-15-2010, 06:09 PM
men jerking off wasnt as bad as me seeing some asian chick giving a bj to some guy and her camera was maybe a foot away. very disturbing.

M Sparks
03-15-2010, 06:12 PM
men jerking off wasnt as bad as me seeing some asian chick giving a bj to some guy and her camera was maybe a foot away. very disturbing.

Your definition of "disturbing" is confusing.

Ha.SK
03-15-2010, 06:24 PM
it must of been the camera view and i saw fluids.

minogueCOMMAk
03-15-2010, 06:28 PM
Saw a girl getting it from behind.

malcolmjamalawesome
03-15-2010, 06:41 PM
it must of been the camera view and i saw fluids.

I like when people feel that "must've" is a contraction of "must" and "of".

Laura owns you
03-15-2010, 06:44 PM
I like when people feel that "must've" is a contraction of "must" and "of".

they must have gone to public school.

thewindowliquor
03-15-2010, 06:47 PM
I like when people feel that "must've" is a contraction of "must" and "of".

i like when people act all gramar nazi on other people, and in doing so, make mistakes of their own.


I like when people feel that "must've" is a contraction of "must" and "of."

fixed.

york707
03-15-2010, 06:51 PM
either is right.

In fact, when you are quoting a word, it works better to put the period outside.

There is also a difference in usage between american english and british english.

Ha.SK
03-15-2010, 06:52 PM
you guys. :lool

gaypalmsprings
03-15-2010, 06:58 PM
I like when people feel that "must've" is a contraction of "must" and "of".

musta

Laura owns you
03-15-2010, 06:59 PM
either is right.

In fact, when you are quoting a word, it works better to put the period outside.

There is also a difference in usage between american english and british english.

win.

Monklish
03-15-2010, 07:00 PM
either is right.

In fact, when you are quoting a word, it works better to put the period outside.

There is also a difference in usage between american english and british english.

Bullshit. No properly educated person puts the punctuation outside the quotes. Sorry Malc.

york707
03-15-2010, 07:06 PM
Bullshit. No properly educated person puts the punctuation outside the quotes. Sorry Malc.

This simply is not true. Nice try, though.

york707
03-15-2010, 07:10 PM
The primary distinction is between American and British usage. If you want to argue that British people aren't "properly educated", I am just fine with that.

I will also acknowledge that when you and I learned these rules 20 years ago, it was taught as a firm rule to be inside the quotation mark. In the past 10 years or so, general usage has shiffted from conventional positioning to logical positioning.

BROKENDOLL
03-15-2010, 07:13 PM
I was 7. I did not want to see it. I thought he was playing with gum.


The best ones are the ones where you see someone who's hung themselves or are looking lifeless with blood on them (fake of course, but still funny none the less)


Jesus fuckin christ! I seriously just clicked on that website....it was loading, looking for someone...and I just saw some guy jerkin off!!! wtf! i didnt think it was that easy to find freaks....
Poor Amyzzz was traumatized as a child. Hunter thinks faking suicide is funny, and Paul freaked out seeing someone get his freak on...and you guys are concerned about grammar and punctuation??? :rolleyes Welcome to the Coachella Message Board...

Monklish
03-15-2010, 07:16 PM
I argue that no one educated in the last decade has been properly educated and I stand the fuck by it. I have never seen a decent writer who put punctuation outside quotations, except possibly for colons and semi-colons. The "logical" argument is a silly one because you end up with a fuckload of grey areas when the two logics collide and then you're stuck with an annoying judgment call. There's nothing confusing whatsoever about just putting it all inside the quotes, therefore that is the most logical.

thewindowliquor
03-15-2010, 07:49 PM
The primary distinction is between American and British usage. If you want to argue that British people aren't "properly educated," I am just fine with that.


fixed.

British people can blow me, punctuation ALWAYS goes inside quotation. ALWAYS.

HunterGather
03-15-2010, 08:39 PM
http://thethreepoles.com/uploads/gum1.jpg

wuts going on here

woogie846
03-15-2010, 09:51 PM
I saw a morbidly obese man having sex with what appeared to be a raccoon.

donkey sex
03-15-2010, 10:38 PM
had crazed look on face, then his trenchcoat opened and he still had that look

superfiction
03-15-2010, 10:58 PM
chat roulette may be the only thing more fucked up than 4chan

superfiction
03-15-2010, 11:01 PM
I saw a morbidly obese man having sex with what appeared to be a raccoon.

sigged

OnlyNonStranger
03-15-2010, 11:55 PM
chat roulette may be the only thing more fucked up than 4chan

Where do you think all the fucked up things you see come from? People on 4chan messing with all of you and you didn't even know it.

cubrocker
03-16-2010, 12:49 AM
i just played around on chat roulette for the first time, it was entertaining

lunatic core
03-16-2010, 01:50 AM
David Blaine tweeted about Chat Roulette today. I hate that I know this.

cubrocker
03-16-2010, 03:02 AM
mAHAHAHAHA

caco0283
03-16-2010, 07:09 AM
men jerking off wasnt as bad as me seeing some asian chick giving a bj to some guy and her camera was maybe a foot away. very disturbing.

I take it you don't like Asian porn.