original song i made (step out of your nest)

[Dankfish]

enjoy, lyrics are in the video description thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CkBSO1q9xQ

p.s. JACKED for coachella 2010 is gona be amazing!

[Alchemy]

Incorrect.

Jack Johnson wrote that song. He wrote about 12 times for each album that he's released.

[Dankfish]

harsh.. especially since i dont like jack johnson at all

[Alchemy]

Why don't you like Jack Johnson?

[Dankfish]

i mean he could be a cool guy i just am not a fan of his music

[Alchemy]

But I mean, why aren't you a fan of his music? What is it about his music that you don't like?

[psycobetabuckdown]

Holy shit this song is brilliant. The brah community really goes for music about kinky gay sex.

[Alchemy]

I just don't understand how this:
6CkBSO1q9xQ

Is so different from this:
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Except that it's faster and with different lyrics.

[Dankfish]

wow for me you actually just proved yourself wrong.. really they are quite different unless you think every upbeat song sounds like jack johnson

[dorkfish]

i throw my brain to the sky, and hope it comes back alive

[lizng]

p.s. JACKED for coachella 2010 is gona be amazing!



http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iq53IM93ZYs/SvQrSNv1iiI/AAAAAAAAAFA/W6TW2kBV1uI/s400/BROFIST..jpg

[corbo]

sounds like jack johnson

[stinkbutt]

"every day another brother gets burned"

don't kid yourself kid this sounds like Jack Johnson

[Monklish]

You're like Jack Johnson except not catchy.

[Dankfish]

jeez i just thought of some lyrics in the shower put them to a simple guitar beat and i get this much hate... see you all at coachella peace

[PotVsKtl]

Sounds like a rapist raping.

[kreutz2112]

or a rapee being raped. is rapee even a thing? like if you are currently receiving a rape are you considered the rapee?

[dorkfish]

i throw my brain to the sky, and hope it comes back alive

[IDCrisis]

i throw my brain to the sky, and hope it comes back alive
"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it was yours. And, if it doesn't? Well then, goodbye brain!"

[PotVsKtl]

Sounds like Kennedy being shot in the head and the subsequent dreadful sinkhole of depression and utter helplessness that spread like a cold flame across the heart of this great nation on that infamous day of regret.

[Alchemy]

livin through a golden shower
i dont give a fuck like im jumpin off the eiffel tower
cus i know as im falling
theres arms at the bottom and my name their calling
lifes lessons are taught and learned
but every single day another brothas gota get burned
lets learn to accept eachother
if you think peace is free then tell me why

i throw my brain to the sky, and hope it comes back alive
release my mind to the flow, and watch the ideas go
i feel emotions expand, and now they're out of my hands
i look at earth from space, i dont remember my face

herbal explosion in my chest
hits my brain and thats the best
see the world unlike the rest
step outta your nest

Discuss.

[AlecEiffel]

a golden shower?

[Alchemist559]

haha he said golden shower

[bballarl]

4/20

[vinylmartyr]

puff puff give

[sbessiso]

Sounds like Kennedy being shot in the head and the subsequent dreadful sinkhole of depression and utter helplessness that spread like a cold flame across the heart of this great nation on that infamous day of regret.

You try too hard

[PotVsKtl]

How many times do I have to explain to you idiots that remembering a quantity of English words and placing them in a sentence together isn't some Herculean task? You're ugly.

[PotVsKtl]

sbessiso, confused by words.

[thewindowliquor]

you aren't singing in key at all. like, not even close.

remember that other thread where some guy was asking about how he should learn to play guitar?

This is why no one should try to learn to play guitar.

[bballarl]

Hella chill vibes though, brah.

[Still-ill]

jeez i just thought of some lyrics in the shower put them to a simple guitar beat and i get this much hate... see you all at coachella peace

I hope you didn't think of these in the golden shower.

[psycobetabuckdown]

If it makes you feel better, it sounds a little like Jason Mraz too.


jeez i just thought of some lyrics in the shower put them to a simple guitar beat and i get this much hate... see you all at coachella peace

You came up with that golden shower line while you were actually taking a golden shower? Sick bro.

edit: BEAT ME TO IT

[sonofhal]

Chrisfork gives this a 0.7

[Dankfish]

golden shower bit is a metaphor for how you can go through shitty times and brush em off. sort of amusing to read all these comments

[sbessiso]

oh, i thought it meant you getting pissed on :cat

[Dankfish]

golden shower is when you get pissed on yes

[psycobetabuckdown]

golden shower bit is a metaphor for how you can go through shitty times and brush em off. sort of amusing to read all these comments

No, it's not. It's an act of submissive sex in which one partner is stimulated as the other douses him/her in urine.

[Dankfish]

umm you are excused it is my song and it means whatever i want it to mean

[Hannahrain]

I'm with you. That's exactly how I feel about my song about rainbows. It's called Blow Job.

[psycobetabuckdown]

No, an artist does not choose the meaning of his art. Once art is made public it becomes part of the collective conscious and the public decides for itself the work's meaning. In 2010, any song that has the phrase "golden shower" is decidedly a metaphor for pee-pee pleasure.

Excuse me.

[psycobetabuckdown]

I'm with you. That's exactly how I feel about my song about rainbows. It's called Blow Job.

THIS

[Dankfish]

yes i know what a golden shower is. you can get pissed on and move on or dwell. thats what i was getting at if you take getting peed on as pleasurable good for you. and also, why the fuck have you been clinging to this topic for 2 hours if you hate this song i think that is the funniest thing about this entire situation

[bballarl]

I wrote a song this one time.

[BlackSwan]

Dankfish, I think your golden shower metaphor is very clever. Please post more of your songs, or just post more metaphors.

[cormaic]

Maybe you can write a song about a young girl who overcomes people constantly pissing on her to find a good job and a husband who is constantly giving her gifts, like say pearl necklaces. A really heartwarming triumph story.

[Dankfish]

alright blackswan heres another

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDjSppEwDvY

[Mr.Nipples]

i'd rather roll a ravioli edger over my dicktip than listen to another 3 seconds of this shit

[Dankfish]

save the world from asshole offspring and roll it over your dick

[Mr.Nipples]

i hope your guitar gets termites overnight

[bballarl]

i hope your guitar gets termites overnight

Hey brah, keep these vibes hella chill. Don't hate. Here's a Natty Ice, let's bro out.

[Mr.Nipples]

i didnt hate the use of vibrato on the second song to be honest, kinda bland but not bad. i dont like the springstein'isms in his voice which irks me

[Alchemy]

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Awesome, Brah!

[corbo]

alright blackswan heres another

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDjSppEwDvY

the guitar riff is not that bad...
get yourself a singer/songwriter and it might turn out to be a decent song

[Dankfish]

1. what do you mean by springsteinism just curious
2. and corbowhatever sorry dont remember your name. i write and sing my own songs just because its what i like to do. not gona hire someone to make you happy haha

[thewindowliquor]

hey guys, i'm not tryin to freak you out, but everything i'm sayin comes from my head.

[Alchemy]

Dankfish plays the guitar better than I do.

[stinkbutt]

TDjSppEwDvY

cool headband brah

[corbo]

corbowhatever i dont remember your name?
thats because i never gave you my name you douche.
if you can't handle criticism don't post your jack johnson shit on here.
by the way...what a douchey thing to say that you dont like jack johnson even
though you sound just like him.
douche

[Dankfish]

oh i guess your name is just corbo i thought there was more to it sorry man chill haha

[dorkfish]

Even the foreign language spammer wasn't a fan. Ouch.